- The Sidemen are split into three groups. They will each be visiting a weird hotel. None of the Sidemen have
any idea what their hotel is until they get there. And we invited Callux and ChrisMD along. - You want to know where we're going? - Yeah, please.
- I'll read it out to you. London Stansted to Billund. - Where the f*ck is that?
- Billund? - Denmark, oh, wow. It's going to be freezing. - I've never been Denmark before. - Ever?
- No! - We're going back to Brussels. - No!
- Brussels. - We're going back to Brussels. - Is that good, is that bad? - It's a- it's- [stammering] It's all right.
- Not the noise that I want to hear. - Hey, morning. - Here we go. - Yeah, mad ting, mad ting. - Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. What am I lookin' at? - Hello. Hey, we've got a bit of space. Oi, oh, what's this? - Sidemen everything. [indistinct chattering] - Sidemen, I'm on the plane. - We're on plane, thanks
to the [indistinct]. - It's really warm. [laughing] We have leg room though. We have leg room. [laughing] Oh, my legs so cold. - Close the door. [upbeat music] - We got some drinks on
here, Mile High Minter. - Ooh. - XIX Vodka with soda,
lime juice and mint leaves. - Oh, that does sound nice. - KSFLY. - Ooh. - Tobi Appletini. - Ooh. - Apple juice, lime juice, soda water and mint leaf. And Prime Time, ice pop prime
with XIX and side shots. But no. [laughing] I will not do that. - Simon only likes back shots. [laughing] - It's not even 10 o'clock. - I've also realised there
are many like salt mine hotels in Europe. So imagine that you have
to climb like 155 metres underground, and there's a
bedroom under the ground. - The hip. The hip.
[all laughing] - Smells of piss around here. - It does stink of piss. - Stuck in the time loop. - Yeah, we're back again. So, what are we doing? - Let's just find out
where our lovely driver is. - Oh, we've got driver? - It doesn't mean anything.
- Come on. - Okay, we are here in [indistinct]. - Woo. - Yes, now, in f*cking Holland. - What are the guesses? Where we going?
- I think that we are in a cave. - I was going to go
cliffs, with you, yeah. And then as we were
landing, it's all flat. - Flat.
- It's flat. - It's literally as flat as my bum. - No, nothing is as flat as his arse. - [Flight Attendant] Pineapple,
coconut, [indistinct]. - Thank you. - Ready, I don't like coconut.
- Cheers. - Can't even tasted the coconut. - Oh. - He's found out that there's
bacon sandwiches, bro. - That's haram. - Ah, but I'm not Muslim, bruv. [all laughing] - Can you push me, Vik? - On this terrain, it's a bit risky. - Yeah mate, just give him a little push. - Give me a little push, man. - Making my way downtown. [suitcase hitting floor] [all laughing] - He's had another crash. - Sorry.
- He's had another crash. - Sorry, sorry. - The sky just like sums up Belgium. There's not a bit of colour anywhere. Cool, oh wow. That as well to be fair. An African American family actually recently moved to Guernsey. - Really?
- Yeah, recently moved there.
- Talk of the town. - Talk of the town, yeah.
- Talk of the town. - When you hear weird hotel. - Yes.
- What comes to mind? - Somewhere that isn't a nice comfy bed. - So you already assume it's bad. - No, no, no, no. It might be enlightening. It might be life changing. It might be really cool. - But-
- It's not. [all laughing] [jolly music] - That's such a good shot.
- I know, right. You want a better shot? Get your cock out. [laughing] - That's such a good shot. - Oh.
- Oh, no. - Enjoy. - Thank you. Oh, my. - Jesus Christ. - Oh my God. - What the- What is this? - Brother. - Oh my god. - Brother, this is cold. - Bro.
- Nah, this ain't it, man - Where have you brought us? - Look at this. - This is how I'm wearing the beanie. - We might need to do
a little shopping trip. - Yeah, let's just go to
the obvious shopping centre around here, bro.
- Whoa. Are we somewhere like Russia? - Surprise. - It's crazy, we full on stand out. Bro.
- Yo, where's Simon? [all laughing] It's not so funny, is it? [all laughing] [jolly music] - There's nothing nice out this way. Everything's just, it was all getting promising
as you came towards the city. And then- [screeching noise]
- And then, no. - It really does look
like the type of place you'd come to is get euthanized. [all laughing] - It's like Slough, kind of vibe. - Yeah, it is, yeah.
- Like that kind of- - Three minutes away, boys. - Three minutes away, there's some woods. Maybe we're in a cabin. - I could do a cabin in the woods. - Is it weird though? How is it weird? - Cabin in the woods,
maybe we make it weird. - Yeah, okay. - Why don't we book into another hotel that's really nice. And then we make it weird. [all laughing] - We just found Horses.
- Horsens. That's horse, but in
Danish, my mum told me. - It's not though. - It is.
- No it's not. - We're staying in a f*cking farm. - Bangs let's.
- Oh. - Oh no. - What? Oh, Josh knows something. - He knows something? - I'm going to keep
quiet, I know what it is. - You are the weirdest oddy, you know. - He is, so odd.
- In his free time, just makes lists of weird hotels. You're so wired.
- I'm going to think of the weirdest things you guys could do and I'm going to compile
them into a document. - We came for lunch to a place.
- Uh huh. - JJ can tell us what it's called. - Bastard Burgers. [Simon laughing] - Say no more, I'm hungry, let's do it. - Oh. [distant person screaming] - What the f*ck? [laughing] - Oh. [distant person screaming] [all laughing] - It doesn't it very open. - Yeah, I think it's closed. [Simon laughing] - Bastard Burgers is closed. [laughing] We're going to go try and find- I want a hat. - Yeah, I need a beanie. - I need gloves. - 24 7 Fitness. - 24 7 Fitness, dick in
your mouth. [laughing] [rock music] [footsteps running] - What's happening? - You're lucky you're the
fastest sidemen, for now. - Oh my God, what is this? Oh no.
- Ha. It's not looking good. - It's interesting. - Got my nice fresh Air Force One's. - Oh, beautiful. - Oh, I'm going to lose another pair of white Air Force One's. - Wait, that's not the hotel. No, that's not the hotel. [jolly music] - I know my brain works in special ways, but I'm not there, like, oh yeah. The a and e together
form a tent, that means we're going camping.
- All right. We'll sit and wait for
another six minutes. You rotten gerbil, you grey rat. - How's it turned in to
just offending me now? - You chippy lip. [Josh laughing] - You metronome of a skull. [Josh laughing] - Metronome? You tubby tarantula. - There's no need for that. - All right boys, tell me, where's like good in this city? - There's nothing here. [all laughing]
There's nothing. - Surely you guys have like
a place where you can party, or cinema? [all laughing]
Wow. Well this is a great start. - Nice one, Simon. - Should we do a fan meet up? - Yeah, let's do it. - We're never going to come to this place. So, I actually don't mind. - I'm actually down. Doing a meet up. It is done. I've posted the Instagram. All you hear is, "ahhhhh". [all laughing] - It's the rust, it's the rust and the- - I'm telling you, that's
our hotel up there. - Harry.
- That's it. - Look, those could be rooms as well. That could also be- - Oh wow, how lucky. Oh wow, it's a satellite dish. This is pretty cool. Look, is it McDonald's sign, look at the McDonald's sign. - Where have they taken that from? - No, it's got like circuit boards on it. - The Garage Willy. - Are we allowed in it, do you reckon? Imagine flying one of these. This is horrifying. - That is horrifying. - It's a school, there's a football pitch. Is it a school? - Oh my god. Jail break, oh no, it's a prison. - Oh my God, it's a prison. - It's a prison, we're
staying in a prison. - It's a prison.
- Yep. - There you go, you've worked it out. - Are they going to wrap us up in orange? - No, we've been had here. [Josh laughing] - Bro. - I've been flown through
different countries to go to prison. [laughing] - Bro! - I feel like this is actually
lower than my expectations. - We're staying in the prison. - I want the cave. - There's got to be a
shower in there though. - Oh, it's going to be showers. - Oh, community. Yeah. - Do you reckon these are the rooms, lads? - He's breaking in. - Look if we need to
get out, I'm your guy. I've seen prison break. [upbeat dramatic music] [crowd chattering] - What is on here. Yo. [laughing] Yes. - Oh, my God. [indistinct chattering] - I'm feeling the cold now. - Oh, my God.
- Thank you. - Alright, are we off? Alright guys, we've got to head. It's great to see you lot. Hey, big up, big up. [JJ screaming] Oh, God, these guys. - In case you guys didn't realise we're not staying in that hotel. - Yeah. [laughing] Thank God, imagine. [laughing] Wow, that was pretty nuts. - Oh my God. - Come on then.
- It's massive. - That's what she said. - It's huge. - Not to me. [laughing] - Wait, what's that noise? What the f*ck? - That is horrifying. - Why the f*ck is the train breathing? - Hello? Just got to be friendly. - Just try to survive in prison. - Just got to make as many mates as I can. Here we go, we've got another one. - Why's my dick hard? I don't know why it's hard. - I'll happy slap you,
if you're not careful. - I'm trying to get it gone man. I'm trying to think of dead, dead things. Dead things, dead things, dead things. Oh my God, stay cell number 19. - There's one, we're the only people staying,
there's one key in there. - 45 minute journey, so
we're getting snacks. - Yeah.
- Swedish snacks. - Simon loves the Swedish
snacks, you know what I'm saying? - No.
- Good man. That was a test past, you
passed it, well done, well done. - tobi does.
- Yeah, he does. [laughing] - Hey, do you sell Prime? - He doesn't work here, bro. [laughing] - Oh, oh, okay. Do you sell Prime? Prime? The prime drink? - No.
- Oh. - That's a museum as well. - Oh yeah, we are sleeping. - There's a gym, gymnastic- - I don't think this is
going to be that bad. - Lads, we're literally in prison. Oh my God, it's going to
be f*cking Baltic in there. - Is there heating? - I don't know if my hip can
get over that wall, you know. [all laughing] - Hallo. Do you like my German "Hallo"? [all laughing]
[indistinct chattering] - Have you got to like put
a code in or something? Oh, there's heating. - Oh, I'm on board. - Ah, toasty. - I suppose this is the kitchen. Where we'll be having breakfast. - Okay, this is the kitchen. - What's that, a fridge then? f*cking quality. - Come on, HMP and that. - Apparently there's a car behind us that's been following us. And they pulled up next to us a minute ago and waved.
- No way. - Should we fake stop, see if he stops with us? - I say we just roll with the punches. - Yeah.
- You would say that. Boxer head. - So he overtook us and was filming and then he pulled over and was just filming as we went passed. - He's turned his lights off now. - Yep.
- Now we don't know which car is him. - Great, all right, well this is fun. - Okay, so we're getting
murdered tonight. [laughing] - Please like and subscribe. [all laughing] Be sure to support the other four guys. [all laughing] - It just feels someone
had like an acid trip and just went on like eBay or something. Just bought everything they could find. - Yeah. - The cinematic views of dog sh*t land. - Is that a 360 cam on the top of it? Yeah, look at that. Oh man, I've got to
shot my lifetime there. And now we sacrifice one of us. [all laughing] Oh, Chris. - Oh my goodness.
- Do you reckon you can do it? - Oh my.
- Do you reckon you could? That's a day ruiner that is. - One of us should though.
- No. [indistinct chattering] - I'm willing to try. - Oh my-
- Oh, Jesus. It's very, oh, actually horrible. - Yeah, it's going to be really slippery. [all laughing] - Oh no, no. - Have you bottled that? Yeah. - Yeah, it's wet isn't it? So it's slimy, slidey. - Shotgun. - Ah, you dickhead. - There's three anyway. - Ah, there's three.
- There's three beds? We're fine. Oh, cushty. [indistinct chattering] Oh, that's actually like a sleepover. [upbeat music] Let's get the lights
on, let's make it cosy. Make it at home. - I'll tell you what, if
this is prison in Denmark. - This ain't too bad, lads. - I'll go and commit a crime. Then I don't have to pay
my mortgage or anything. This is class. This is delicious. I've got artwork. How much would that go for? - Yeah, so this is a glass from the 1960s and it's more of that
like half glass full, half glass empty kind of glass thing.
- So what is it? - And this one is empty. And so, yeah, I'm just waffling. [all laughing] - Wait, tree hotel?
- You ain't got us staying in a tree, bro. Ain't no way you got us staying in a tree. - No, I love it, man. - Ain't no way you put
us in a tree, Simon. [Simon laughing]
Ain't no way. I assume it's in here, right? I'm so intrigued. - You can stay inside, but
just don't look anywhere. - Oh, Simon thinks we are monkeys. - I'm getting really strung messages. - Yeah, yeah, look at that foot, no, no. Chris. [laughing] Chris. No, no, Chris, Chris. Look how you're holding on. - The Donnie's in the drink. There is no way, he goes, there's no- Hold up. Let him cook, let him cook. - Chris pleases, come back. - That's far enough, bro. You've done it, you've done it. - Chris, please come back. - You know what-
- You're a very composed man. - That is seriously impressive. - Radio? - Let me out, you f*cking [beep]. [radio tuning] - This guy's trying to
break out of prison already. - Lads, I completed the mission, it wasn't hard at all. Excuse me, mate, can you get me a rope? [Josh and Ethan laughing] How do we make content here? [all laughing]
- I don't know. - Someone diarrhea'd over it. - Someone died in it, probably. [Ethan laughing] Someone's wiped their snot on the wall. That's class. - This is an awful angle
that I'm capturing. Are you playing with your cock? - I'm in my codge, man. - Why are you doing so much rubbing? [Ethan laughing] Like just hold it. Bro, you're literally like this. - Are you just happy to be here? - It's the balls, I'm like cupping the balls. - You're happy to be
here, is that what it is? - Look where we are walking. - It's so dark. - Bro, nah.
- This is nothing. - Do they have bears around here? - Bears? I don't think so, I hope not. - A bee. - Oh my God, it's actually a bee. I was like-
- More, what does this say? - What does it say?
- Jacinda. Jacinda. [all laughing] K. S. [all laughing] - f*ck you, Tobi. - What is that? - It looks like a fleshlight. It does.
[Chris laughing] - Please no.
- Wait, - I'm not staying in a
fleshlight with Harry. - Wait, is this, what is that? Why has it got vein? - It's a vein.
- Oh my God. What are we looking at? - Is it like a liver? - This is horrifying. It's like an intestine. - It's an anus, I's an anus. It's an arse hole. [jolly music] - No.
- It is literally an arse hole. But like it's boarded up. We can't be standing this surely. - Oh guys, he's got the
keys to the arse hole. - Are we sharing an arse hole? - For God's sake.
- Wow. - My expectations were low, but somehow it's got worse. - Quite spacious actually. - Yeah, you know what- - It's cold.
- It could be worse. - It's cold.
- What do you mean it's cold? We've got a heater. - Yeah, fantastic. - This is it.
- This is it? [fist knocking on door]
- Come in. - Hey man, welcome to cell 19, man. - Yeah.
- Hey man. Welcome to cell 19, man. Yo, what up, bro? - Hey man, hey man. [indistinct], man, out here in cell 19. We out here with bunk beds and sh*t. - This is how big I am. I make these cuffs look
small, you can't stop me, ho. - The feds put me in this, but little do they know, I'm out, baby, just like that. - His accent changes.
- I know, every time. - He went into like a
classic like California girl like, "try and stop me, baby". Welcome to our prison. Do you want a tour of the prison? - Yeah.
- Come with me. - It's a big tour.
- Over here, we've got a mirror, we've got sink. H 2 O. Lamp, man, this I can't read. Close that it's f*cking freezing. - We've got hooks for our coats. - Or to hang myself, if it gets too tough. In this cell.
- We've got each other. We've got beds, we've got a chair. I sit and I watch him,
have a wank, to be honest? - Yeah, so basically what I do, is we sit opposite each other. Direct eye contact. - We just race. - See we would do soggy biscuit, but they don't give us any biscuits. So we just use soggy floor. [laughing] - Soggy floor. [laughing] No, the last person to come on the floor, licks the floor. - Yeah, and that's always been him. Oftentimes. [indistinct chattering] - I often lose it. But a good source of protein, right girls? [Josh laughing] [Tobi gasping] - Is this us? - Wait, we're in this spaceship? What?
[Tobi gasping] - Is that us? - That one's ours. - Wait, why are we in a- [Simon laughing] What, oh my god. - Wait, spaceship. Spaceship tree.
- Tobi, look at this room. You can't even see it on camera. - That one's so hard.
- It's all mirrors. - That's a mirror. - There could be two people
banging the other side of that looking at us. - There's only one bed. - There's not even a carpeted floor for someone to bunk on the floor. - This is terrible. It's not even like a nice- - Where's the rest of the arse hole? - There's not even a bath,
I can sleep in a bath. - Oh, you've done us so dirty. - So how am I going to- Where am I showering? How am I showering? Oh, for f*ck's sake. - Have we got any food or is this- - No.
- Just fend for ourselves? - No, there's nothing. - What's that? That's a toilet. - This is my shower. - Yeah.
- As you, as you can see. - Ready for his height, all good. - Ready for my height. [all laughing] - There you go, you little short [beep]. - Oh look, perfect. - It's not bad. - Three showers, three boys, [indistinct]. - Can we get any porn? Can we just.
[Josh giggling] - I'll try. - We've got more paintings. - Oh, go on. - What do you see in that one? Imagine being in prison and you just see the wall and some birds. [upbeat music] - I see the light. I should be vlogging with my other hand. Oh, well sh*t. Oh, this is hard. This is hard, this is hard. This is actually quite sick. - Oh my God. - This is cosy. - Wait, and we're all staying in here? - Well, us three. - How am I going to wank? - Please don't. - With a helpful hand. [all laughing] - Oh my god. [laughing] - Can't deny it, this is kind of cool. - You want to play a game for the big bed? - Yeah, this is nice. - I mean it's not the five
star hotel I was expecting. [all laughing] - No one else was expecting
a five star hotel. - I don't know where you
thought this video was going. - You know what, this is an exact replica
of Simon's Mum's anus. [Vik laughing]
I swear. I knew I recognised it somewhere. - You've been in here before. - I've been here before. I swear I have. - Didn't even touch the sides. [laughing] - I was getting de ja vu and stuff. There's no need for that, what are you saying about- - Less spacious than I imagined. - All right, I have a suggestion. - Okay. - It is a Friday night. - No, 'cause-
- Why don't we do pub golf? - Ah.
- A little nine hole. Nine hole pub golf. Nine hole pub golf.
- Nine hole. - This anus, this is the final hole. - Hey, that was actually really good. - John told us in 10 seconds,
to walk out the door. 'Cause he wants to get a really good shot. - Let's leave it.
- But what if we just don't go out the door? - Just go somewhere else. Is the an exit this way? - Let's just leave him. - Is there an exit this way? [all laughing] Rebellious YouTubers just f*cked off. [laughing] It's the simple things. Is he just waiting there?
- Yeah, yeah. [laughing] - There we go, this is
the door that we wanted. - Oh, you f*cking pricks. [all laughing] - It's a great shot, John. [laughing] - Good shot. - How long were you rolling for? - So like, what do you
think people did here? - Prison time. - Let's do a quick, do you want to just
quickly explore the room? - I mean, he said explore room. There you go guys.
- Okay. So this is our room. It's nice and toasty in here. - Bro, the thing wobbles
as we walk. [laughing] - Yeah, laser projector. - Whoa. - It's like a spaceship. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Wow. - It's like I'm in the matrix. - We are in the matrix, what are you talking about? - Oh my God, is that Andrew Tate? - And there's only one duvet, so the person on the floor's f*cked. - Well, genuinely, where
is someone going to sleep? - It's not even big enough to share. I'd be spooning you in there. Oh, for f*ck's sake. - Wait, I have an idea. I have an idea.
- What? What bright idea have you got, Vik? - We go, we find a
camping store in Antwerp and we buy like bedding.
- Yeah. You know what. - A roll mat and some sleeping bags. - I'll happily sleep on the floor. - Yeah.
- If we can get camping stuff. - Yeah, let's do that. Let's add that to our to-do list. - I'm literally sleeping in f*cking glass. Maybe we get some cards as well. - Yeah.
- That'll be fun. - Yeah. - I know a couple of fun
card games we can play. - Bit of rope. - What? [all laughing] - After nine holes of pub golf. we'll come back here and this will be fun. - Yeah, yeah. - Then we'll come back
with a new awakening in it. - Okay.
- We'll see it in a new light. - And also we need to get there soon, to get the camping stuff for the camping. - sh*t.
- Yeah. - This guy has been f*cking with me. So I'm going to get him. - If you dashed him on head, imagine. He actually tried to rock him. - Get in character Josh,
who's your character? - Oh.
- I'm Bradley. - Bradley, you sound American. - Yeah, Bradley, yeah. - Hey man.
- Yeah. - Out here man, me and Brad, man. - What's my name, I'm Bob, man. - Bob and Brad.
- Hey man. [indistinct chattering] Hey, man. This man threw a rock at me man. [air swooshing] Oh.
- Oh Jesus. Oh, f*cking hell. - - Yo, you're a b*tch. [all laughing] - Yo, Bob, Brad, what's your name? - Bob, you're Brad. - Bob, grab that just
for a sec, my camera man. I don't know how I got it in here, but just hold it for a sec. [air swooshing]
f*cking have that. [Josh laughing] Yo, say something, bro. - Oh my God.
- Say something G. - Oh sh*t.
- What have you got? - Say something, G. - Is it a nank? [Ethan grunting] - This has got to be Tobi's bed, 'cause it's the only one
that's like three foot. - Wow, this is why you
are the meanest, bro. - Wait, so you lot are
going to be staring at me while I'm sleeping? - Wait, wait, where do
you think you're sleeping? - Why are we not sleeping? - Where do you think you're sleeping? - Well, I'm sleeping here. - Nah, no, we've got to- - Play a game. - We're playing a game.
- I don't know. - Okay, you're out of the running for best sportsmanship. - No, no, no, no, let's play. I'll play.
- Are we going to play a game? What game? - Gay chicken. [Simon and Tobi laughing] - You two first. I'll be in the final. [Simon and JJ laughing] - Well, why'd you get a part. [Tobi laughing] - What it's gay chicken? It's gay chicken, not bad chicken. - Now we're talking money. - Oh, air bed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
getting one of these things. I could sleep on this man. - Not in the dirty shoes. - Oh sh*t. - I was just saying we
could get a naked mannequin with no limbs.
- Oh wow. Fun for all the family. [Chris laughing] - The state of this. We could have got like
a luxury five star hotel in Antwerp for this. Instead- - There is a five year guarantee though. So we come back in five years,
we're never coming back, We got some sleeping bags. A pillow. We got a football. - I've got like a fold out bed thing. - Yeah, camp bed. - Camp bed, which I
think was a good shout. - I think we've got everything
we could possibly need for the evening. - I don't have a broom. Don't have a dust pan and brush. - Couldn't find a new stove unfortunately. - You want to get out of here, right? - Mm.
- Yeah. - You want to get out of here, right? [Josh and Ethan laughing] - I've got a way. Look, it's open.
[Ethan laughing] It says exit. Let's f*cking go. Come on, don't waste time. This is our time. - Why does his accent
keep changing? [laughing] - Okay, so, the way this game works, one of these, one of them will cause a trigger. That means you lose. - Okay. - Tobi's going first. Whoever gets it first get the last pick. - Watch me, lose straight away. Oh. [Simon laughing] [all laughing] - Ah, this is me isn't it. - Oh my god. [Simon gasping] [Simon screaming] - f*ck. [Tobi and Simon cheering] - He gets last pick.
- Yeah. [plates sizzling] - Now this is some good food, man. Oh yeah. [all groaning] I've come up with a pub golf for us, because Vik was begging for it. On our Antwerp pub golf, we
must consume a Belgian beer. - Yep.
- Nice. A Belgian cocktail. - Yeah.
- Okay. - A Belgian glass of white wine, a white glass of Bel- wait, no. [Vik and Chris laughing] No, a white glass of Belgian wine. A Jager Bomb.
- A Jager. - Cider.
- Do we have to? - There's only so many
drinks to choose from. - Yeah, but we could get creative here. A pink drink. - We've also got a glass of champagne. Well, a vodka mix of your choice. And then I think we might
start off with here, a shot of sambuca. - No. - I've got a couple of challenges for us. We're going to have a
race on lime scooters. Oh, f*ck, there's a car coming, sh*t. [sirens wailing]
- The police. - Why do you try and do
this in every European city? - Make a little course. And then I've also, I put "need more ideas". So I think we're just
going to roll with it. - Do you know what? I think we just play it by ear. And if we decide a challenge, we can decide. Like you can get a minus
two if you go and do- - If you pull that woman's pants down. - That's a bit mad.
- Nah, I wouldn't do that one. - That's a bit crazy.
- Well, maybe minus three. It's quite a risky one. [all laughing] - All you need to do, Bez, you get your American persona on and it'll be Bob, Brad and Billy. Billy, man, come on. - Hey man, Billy, man, come on, man. - You want to go see
whatever that thing is? On that tree?
- Yeah, sure. - Yeah.
- Let's have a look at that. - Is this how you lot film videos? - Oh yeah, this is really cool.
- Wow. Billy, explain it. How does it? [Josh laughing] - Hey, so that'll be a whir. - That's Billy man. - Hey, that'll be a whir. - Billy.
- Billy man. - Come on man. [indistinct chattering] - Come on, man. - 2k walk to the city centre. - Who are you waving at?
- Hallo. - What's this accent you're putting on? - It's German. [upbeat music] - Hey, we just smashed that. [Tobi laughing] [Simon laughing] [Tobi cheering]
[Simon screaming] - Come on. - All right, so where are you choosing? - I'm going to take this one here. - I'm going to take this
one so I can stare at you. - Okay.
- While you sleep. - I'm surprised that you
didn't take the other half. - I'm staying there. [Simon laughing] - Nah, I said this one. - No. - That's a whole bed, that's one bed. - No, it's two, bro, there's two sides. - No, one bed. - And that's why I chose the one away. - One bed. One bed, one bed, one bed.
- Yeah. One bed, one bed, one bed. - Yeah, yeah, I'll wait
till you're sleep, isn't it? [Tobi laughing] - That's- [laughing]. That's some- [laughing] - 5, 4, 3. [siren wailing] - It's gone.
[indistinct chattering] - He can't control that,
he can't control it. - This is called the sambuca alarm. - Oh wow.
- Oh, is it? - Wow. - It's that time of the night.
- Where did these come from? - This is hole number one. - Hole number one. Harry, tell the camera who
you are and what this is. - My name's Harry and I'm a homosexual. - My name's Vik, this is my
first drink of the night. [Harry choking] - My name is Christopher and this is my first drink of the night. - That hits.
- Oh that's a sambuca. - It has a- Wait, it'll hit you afterwards. It's when you try and breathe. - Oh no, can I do the
cool thing that we do. Right, okay. We'll see you boys in a bit. [Harry makes swooshing sound] Does that work or not? - That was possibly the most uncool thing I've ever seen in my life. - Aw, they gave him a little cock. That's not fair, he's got
bigger feet than he has a nob. - Wait, that's pretty normal. - Bro. - Bro, chill. - Hello. - Air time. - We keep trying. - Hello.
- Stop saying hello. - Oh, he is revving Volkswagen. He's revving the waggon. - My G, what you saying? - Yeah.
- Yes mate. - Yeah, yeah. [all groaning] Yeah, that's nuts. [car backfiring] [Ethan cheering]
[Josh laughing] - Okay boys, we're going out to dinner. - Yay, food. I'm so hungry. - It's at the hotel. So hopefully, you know. Okay, I'm not going to lie. This is kind of scary going down here. - A bit sketch, bro. - It's very sketch. - You've got this, man. You've got this man. - Bro, we're in a U F O,
you know how mad this is? This is our hotel, oh my God. - In the snow.
- This is our hotel. - Wait, Simon, we need to set
up my speaker at some point and prank JJ. Be careful those ones at
the bottom are slippery. - Oh yeah. Real slip. Oh yeah. Oh. - My guy's going to 'cause an avalanche. [Tobi grunting] [Simon and Tobi laughing] - Nah, you're not even funny. - You actually got him. [laughing] [Tobi laughing] - [JJ You're not even funny. - How did that get you? - Well, honestly, I don't even know. - Man went, [grunting]. [Tobi grunting] [Simon laughing]
- Ah, no, no, no. I'm actually going to f*cking hit you. - Take a seat, MD. - Take a seat, MD. - Don't call me that. - Take a seat, M dizzle my nizzle. - Right, welcome to hole number two. - Yes.
- Yes. So we've noticed on the menu they do a Jager Bomb with a fire show. - Also, they have drinks for the ladies. They've got the Casa
Nova, the Gold Digger, the Red b*tch, the Blue
b*tch, the Green b*tch, the Yellow b*tch. - Fair enough. - That's the name of the drinks. - Ah, someone earning
his pay here, isn't he? - Well, no, there's more. There's Adios Mother f*cker, there's a Breast Milk. - Wait, what?
- Nice. - Alligator Sperm. Redheaded Slut. [all laughing] - He's just taking it out on his ex. [all laughing] - There's one called Don't Leave. [Chris laughing]
Oh my God, Kick to the Face. Chuck Norris Roundhouse. Rohypnol. - You can't.
- Brain damage. - And don't leave.
- You can't. [all laughing]
[indistinct chattering] - You can't call a shot Rohypnol. That's horrendous. [indistinct chattering] - What are you saying, what's there to do around here?
- What is that to do? - Nice to meet you.
- How do we have fun? - This city is a casket, bro. [Ethan laughing] - Is there anything fun here at all? - We've got a lot of bars and sh*t. - Oh, okay.
- Where? - Downtown. - Is that near McDonald's? - Oh yeah, just up there actually. - Yeah, yeah, okay, anything else? - sh*t, man, that's basically it. - Have a good day, man. - In a bit.
- Have a great day. - Hey, why did he sound like
Billy, Bob and Brad? [laughing] - Hey man. [all laughing] Like, hey, man. Hey man, sh*t, all we
got here is bars, man. You know when you ask a local like, oh yeah, what's to do out here? He goes, well this town's a casket, man. - Okay, so we've made it to
dinner and we have been given a set menu. I don't know how much of us are keen- Bread. [Simon laughing] - Yay bread. - We have pumpkin soup,
what are we saying? - Yeah, pumpkin soup all right. - The main, we have local reindeer calf tenderloin. - Mm, I'm not sure about that one. - It's not for me. - You might like it.
- I've never tried it, so I'm willing to try it. I'll try it, but I'm not gassed. - He's had it. - I tried it and the next day stroked the reindeer. - Then we have an apple
pie, or apple tart. - Jesus.
- Erm. - Yeah, there is no other food, so- - That's why I'm stacking up on bread. - And I'm going to pour some soup also. - Okay. We're getting them big portions. [all laughing] Yeah, brother. [jolly music] [upbeat club music] - Wow.
- It's left. - Bloody hell. I thought he was actually serious. [glasses clinking] [all cheering] - Very good. - So you always pay three euro, just to spin it.
- Yeah. - But it's a 50 50
chance to win free shots, or you have to buy the
full price for the shots. - Okay, yeah we'll do that.
- Yeah, we'll do that as well, please, yeah. [ratchet clanking] [all cheering] - Win.
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. [cheering]
- No. [all groaning and screaming] - This is a f*cking disgrace. - That's a nightmare. What do we even get? Liquid cocaine shots as well. - So this is holes two and three. - Yeah. To generous. - Cheers. - And what's this, our liquid cocaine. - Cheers. - Oh, good lord. Onwards we go, into the bleak night. - I do feel much warmer now. - Oh, hang on, yep, steps done. - Well done mate. - Going on a silly little walk for our silly little mental health. - Yeah, eight K steps.
[Ethan laughing] - Hello. [all laughing]
Hello. - There's people playing football there, do you want to go and
challenge them to a game? - Just walk in there?
- Yeah. - If there was a Horsens
kit, I would actually rep it. - Yeah, same. Who's playing for FC Horsens? Four days ago they drew, 1-1. They're ninth in the Superliga. The club only founded in
1994, you're older than it. - Huh, I'm older than a football club? - What's he doing? No, you can't just walk in there, lad. - He is a trespasser.
- Oh my God. Oh my God.
- Left. - No, no. - There's a staircase, you go up. - You bunch of pussies, I
want to see the stadium. We've got to experience it. Wow. Could have been me, but I hurt my hip. So. Oh, they've got beer. [Callum coughing] f*ck. - I'll let him try it first. - All right. [Simon groaning] Oh, it's quite chewy. - So our survey did say that. - Mm. - Very chewy. - Mm. Oh wow. [indistinct mumbling] - Your jaw is tired, right? - I don't know, the after
taste is a bit weird. - Oh, it is chewy, isn't it? [laughing] Yeah, it's all right. - I mean I can eat it.
- Yeah. - It's not like I'm enjoying it. - Yeah, it's fuel. [all laughing] This reindeer died for nothing. [JJ laughing] [jolly music] [air hissing] - Oh.
- Oh, sorry. - We're quite high, aren't we? - Oh, I don't like this at all. I actually really don't like this. - Look at this, he's terrified. - Oh, I don't like this at all. - I wonder what this floor's made out of. - Please don't do that. - So you're saying this is the par- This is the par what? - Yeah. [Vik laughing] - Oh, has it stopped? - Chris, you can f*ck right off. - Oh no, it has, it has. - Ooh.
- What is this? The par two? - What is this? - I don't know. Let's just drink it. [Vik laughing] - I don't know if I can do this in one. - It's so f*cking cold. [Chris coughing] - Oh, this is hard, this is hard. Good Lord, could we get
this b*tch moving, please. Please. I feel a bit sick. [Harry burping] f*ck me. How many holes is that? How many have we even done? - All of them. - All of them?
[Vik laughing] Chris is sending that
one to the shadow realm. Oh no. - Oh, that is vile. - Hide them because they'll kick us off. Actually that's probably good. [Vik and Chris laughing] We're drinking, kick us off. - We have broken into a
stadium, but it's fine. - I'm trying to push the boundaries today. Trespass, steal, all this. So I get taken to jail and
we do the vid properly. [Josh laughing] - I respect it, you know what, the dedication to be a guest
on sidemen and do that. - Hey, I was talking about all of us. - No, no, no, no, we'll bail you out. - Hello.
- Hi. [Josh chuckling] [jolly music] - Mmm, poppy seed paste is interesting. - Oh.
- Right? - The flavours. - The flavours. - So succulent. So incredibly vibrant in my mouth. [all laughing] The intensity in my mouth is building. [indistinct chattering]
[all laughing] No honestly, this is f*cking amazing. - Not the first time he's
enjoying seed in his mouth. - Oh my god, bro. [laughing] - The fact that it looks
like this as well, like- - Cut, cut, cut. - So, the restaurant owner
also has a bar slash club. - Okay.
- And he gave us a VIP card and invited us down. - Should we stop off? Get a little pre-drink for the club? - No.
- Then go to the club. - No, we just had four pre-drinks. - Actually, no I feel a pre-drink. - No. - 'Cause we've still got
to have a Belgian white. - Why do you love white wine so much? - It's just nicer than red. - That's just a bit racist. [chilled music] - So I know you've got
a little minus eight on your beer.
- Yeah. - We'll give you-
- Yes. - Five sips off. - Okay.
- To put you back in the game. If you go and do a little
jig in front of the man. And then give him a 50 euro. Walking it up to the function. Look he means business, man. Yeah. [chuckling] Yes. [busker singing and playing guitar] - Yes.
- Ah yes, I love this song, don't you? - I don't know about the jig. [indistinct chattering]
[Chris laughing] The drops come on. [busker playing guitar] - What am I doing? - Oh, there it is, there it is. - There we go, verified, verified. - Yeah, nice one man. - Thank you sir. - Lovely, how kind. How kind of us.
- Have a good day. - We've just been informed
that we can get club t-shirts. - Wait, what, it's an office? - I'm Horsens til I die. We need to get some chants going. - Horsens til I die. - Get some f*cking chants going. - Now I'm getting in the vibe though. If I'm here for the football
match, I'm chucking pints down. - My f*cking guy. - If we're actually
going to watch a match- - All we need is football,
beer, food and you're fine. - I like that, yeah, I'm a fan. - f*cking ultra. - Horsens, Horsens. - Horsens.
- Horsens. The game has kicked off. He's put 200 pounds on
someone to score in the first- - No Horsens.
- Horsens. - Horsens has to score in fifteen minutes. - Is he going in? - Yeah.
- You're going to have to go quick. - All right, that's the Italian group, they're Italian. Oh, that's a long day for him. - Say ciao. I don't know him, I don't know him. I don't know him. - Hey guys, how we doing? Huh, the party's started.
[crowd cheering] Whoo. [screaming] Where are we from? - Italy. - Italy, I love Italy. Ah, you stole the Euros from us. I'm from England.
[indistinct chattering] England. - JJ has just- - He's just told all the Italians, they stole the Euros from us. - It's coming home. - No, it's coming Rome. - It came Rome. Good to meet you. [laughing] - This man is one of a kind. - I want to die. [all laughing] - They gave him good energy to be fair. I rate that.
- To the sauna. - Shout Italy and them, man. - The bucket bar. - Yes, 'cause it was empty. This is the place we
saw from the other side. It's empty. - It doesn't look like it's popping. I can't lie to you. - We've established this
as a gay bar, by the way. - Really? We don't discriminate? Oh, for f*ck's sake. - It's a bit warm at the moment, so leave it there for a minute. I need to go for a sh*t anyway. - Just pour it in the ice. Pour it in the ice and it'll cool down. Actually that's worked
out quite nice though. - Fair play, fair play. - Woo. And he's joined us in the one division. In the one drinkers division. - I'm brain freezing. - Definitely worse things to down. - Yeah. - Have you actually drunk yours already? - We did it before it got too cold. - I promise you, I promise you. - See that just doesn't seem right though. - We're good men. - You are two of the most abhorrent males that I've ever come across. - You know, you know.
[Chris laughing] - For you to look me in the eyes. - No, I will look you in the eyes. - Means I know you're bullsh*tting me. - No, no. - No, we're not. - Harold. - Get it down you. - Oh.
- Oh. - See, this is why we did it earlier. - It's too old, it's too cold. - We did it earlier. - Well I have to do it
this in one though, right? - Yeah, you do. To maintain your lead. - Nice.
- We're only one, one behind him now. - Yeah.
- Yeah. [jolly music] - I can't believe that you
are able to bet on this game. And then stand here. - This is nuts. How the hell are we here?
- This videos turned around, you know, massively. - Yeah, how the hell did we just end up at a proper club's friendly. Oh no. Oh, no. - Oh. - But it's just to score, right? - Was it?
- Or is it score first? - You chose the team.
- No, no, it to score in the first 15 minutes, yeah. - So you just lost 200 quid. - We're here. [Tobi flicking snow] - Great.
- That was just annoying. [Tobi laughing] - Ooh. - Toasty in there. - Ooh. - Oh, it's freezing out there.
- Outside. - Yeah, but you're in a jacuzzi. - All right, do we just get changed? Do we just start taking
our clothes off, yeah? That's what I'm talking about. Ah, see this action. Yeah. Yeah, you ready? - You know there's people
under 18 watching this. - Why you do that to him, man? - Why you got to do that man? Why you got- - Listen, I'm protecting the kids. - It's going to hit different when we go into the anus
later tonight, isn't it? - And then coming up, somewhere,
is a place called Vertigo. - Oh, oh, wow. Didn't you get that in the Ferris wheel? [all laughing and cheering] - Yeah, there it is.
- There it is, geez. Red carpet, let's go. [upbeat music] - A mixed drink or a pink cocktail? Yeah, we can do that. Thank you. Oh but I f*cked myself there,
'cause it's full of ice. - Yeah. - Oh, you're f*cked too.
- Oh no. - Oh, Vik's going for it. [indistinct] Oh he's done one. - I couldn't get more, but there is more. [Chris and Harry groaning] - I know that old chest nut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's four.
- It's four, he's on four. - f*ck off. [Harry and Chris laughing]
It's impossible. - You know what, I'll give him that. - It looks quite done to me. - It's done, man.
- Yeah. - Yeah, he's there, he's there. I thought the cold would hold him back. - He's on the ropes.
- Yeah, a little bit. - Actually, I'll get one
more drink, one shot. - Why? - Because you more drunk than me. So I need to catch up with you. - This is, you've perked my
day up by doing this with me. - And we'll take you to
McDonald's after, mate. - Awww. - Do I get a nugget? - Yeah, many, as many nuggets as you want. - Get more than a nugget
with how you've acted today. - That's got some back spin on it. - You've been a good boy today. - So the way you eat food, it will be f*cking four happy meals. - What are you trying
to say, you old [beep]. [all laughing] - Oh.
- Oh, good touch. - Oh my God.
- Oh touch. [buzzer buzzing] - Oh, that's not fair.
- Ah, ref. - That was soft, that was soft. - That was soft. - Into the sauna boys. - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, it is toasty in here. Oh, oh my. - Okay boys. Sauna time. - Oh my God, it's already hot. Are you sure we need to add- - Oh Jesus. - Are you sure you need this? - You're going to leave us
sounding like Marge Simpson. - Oh, it's getting well toasty in here. - It's getting- Oh, ah. [laughing] - What, did it spray you? - No, it just got really hot. [all groaning and cheering] - Oh, what a goal. - You missed that. - Come on. That's coming in boys,
the bet's coming in. - It's been 15, what do you mean? - No, he cashed out for a tenner and then just whacked a new one on. - What's the bet now, 30 minutes? - No first half.
- First half. - Them to win the half. - f*ck the [indistinct]. us off. Oh, so to win the pass off. - Big pussy holes.
- Yeah, look, f*ck them, man. You're withholding my
boyfriend 1k right now. Look, injure him, kick him. [Callum coughing] [all laughing]
- That was quite loud. - He ain't going to
want to play again now. What's a matter with you. - Hi, can I sit on the back? - Of course you can. - Police are not happy with this one. - That's police, mate, turn left. Do not crash into the police
car, turn left, Harry. Turn left. Harry, Harry, Harry. - It's the rozzers. - Harry. [laughing] - Here's the race, boys,
you ready for this? - Yeah.
- You've got to touch the orange thing, come back, do a loop of that thing there. - Okay, that staircase.
- And then touch the red button. - Okay, fine. The red button starts and finishes. - Okay.
- Yeah. - Is it bad that there's
a small part of me that hopes he dies? [Vik laughing]
- Just slightly. - All right, here we go, 3, 2, 1. You're in.
- Okay, we're off. Yes, all right, aerodynamic. - Look at him like do a, f*cking nerd. - Oh, there's a car. [Vik and Chris laughing] - Slow and steady into this. Touch it and then back again, yeah. Oh, f*ck, there's a car coming, sh*t. - No, it's just one. It's just one.
- Oh, sorry. Can I just get a picture with you quick? - Oh course, of course, of course. - Oh, no. - No, you're fine. You're fine, carry on. - Okay, okay.
- Carry on. - Okay.
- That's really, that's cost him time. Okay, all right, let's get it. - Thanks guys.
- Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you, have a good day guys. - Have a good evening guys. - Thank you.
- That's all right. - And Harry's time is, ooh, 56 seconds. [indistinct chattering] Oh, Harry, that's rough. The game is the game. - I feel that's a bit-
- The games the game. [indistinct cross talking] They wanted a selfie, what did you think? You were scared. - I thought we were getting arrested. - Right, do you want to go or shall I go? - I'll go, I'll go. - All right, Chris is up. - Free kick, Ethan, prediction? - I think there's an opportunity here. And they might score, John. - That that is a goal. [all cheering] - I got it. Oh, is it Holland? Holland, Holland, mate.
- Holland have scored. - Holland, Holland. - I've got 10 minutes left
for them not to concede. - Oh my God. - Or do I cash out now?
- You're so lucky. This sh*t only happens to him, bro. - You have to make your own luck. - The donny bets on 4:1
odds, [indistinct] first. Like just the randomest sh*t. - Cash out a grand. - Cash it, cash it. - Cash it out. - Ready, boom. - That's outrageous. - Just like that.
- That is outrageous. - How much did you make? - Well he lost 200.
- 700. - That's outrageous, what a day out. - What a day. Class this. - McDonalds is on you, honestly. - I can't believe you just
won it back. [laughing] - Oh, sh*t. I didn't realise, it's different, different levels and that. - Yeah, it's definitely all fogged up. Yep, it's all fogged up. Oh yeah. - Oh, this would be a sick music video. - I was going to say, I feel like I'm in a music video. - Yeah, we out here, free man in a sauna. - Uh.
- Touching our dicks, ohna. - England is my city. Big up Nick Crompton. - At least you wonder, I love the fact that we have
three GoPro angles of this. - Three steamy men. So hot tub? - Jacuzzi? - Yeah.
- 2, 1. - Press the button, press the button. He didn't press the button. - He's got paid. - Getting streamline. - Oh, he's about to get hit, by a man. - Jesus Christ, man. - What's he doing? Is that it? - Yeah, that's it. - No, come on, pice of sh*t. - I hope he stacks it. [Vik laughing] - Oh.
[Harry laughing] Hang on, keep my timer going. - Harry, you might be-
- Which way is he going? Touch the red thing. - Oh, four seconds ahead of Harry. - Yeah. - That's bullsh*t. - Yeah, hold that, hold
that, Harry, hold that L. - No matter where you are in the world, you'll always find,
where is it, a McDonalds. Own the game. - All right, Maccies on
me boys, Maccies on me. Chicken, pointed cabbage and edamame. - Grim, grim. - Spicy nuggets, spicy nuggets. I've got some spicy nuggets, right. And I've got some big things to say. UK, you're not doing it right. You are frauds. Paprika does not make something spicy. Here, they've pepper in it, it's tingling. I like it. - Oh, my God. That's so good. Oh, my God. - However, significantly less
impressed with the sides. - True. - All right, let's go. - It's been 18, yeah? - Yeah, 18 minutes, yeah. - Damn, four hours, crazy. - Jesus. - Oh, I can't believe we were in there for three and a half hours. - That was crazy.
- That's nuts. - Go.
- Oh, it's got a f*cking pace on it. Oh, come on. Come on then boys. - Go on, slip over please. - Where's he going? - Oh no, he's got it. This could be a quick time, you know. - A speed demon, a gremlin, top D. - Wow. [scooter crashing] [all laughing] - He has finished ten seconds
ahead of everyone here. So you know what fair play. You've won. So well done, minus two. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. Chris you get a minus one. - Yep, yep, yep. - And I might get a minus
zero, unfortunately. - Yeah.
- Hole seven. - Harry, can you feel my semi
in the back of your head? - A little bit, yeah.
[all laughing] It's kind of spurring me on. [Chris laughing] [upbeat music] - What! Oi, jack it again, jack it again. We have to jack out the bum bum. - You jacked up the bum bum? [laughing] - The bum bum's so good,
me have to jack it. - Straight out of prison. - What? [laughing] - We're going to town,
man, we're going to town. - We are going to town in
more than one way. [laughing] - Yeah. We're going into town on the bum bum. - As long as that shower's
running, I'll run back in. Tobi, if I go in the
snow, you owe us one dare. - Why? - Because JJ went in
the group of Italians, which some people would
argue is worse than snow. [JJ laughing] And I'm going in the snow. So tomorrow Tobi owes us one dare. Oh, I can see the steam
coming off your body. - If I fall headfirst,
like if I just fall, [heavy breathing] [Simon grunting] I didn't even fall in. [Simon heavy breathing] No. - Roll around. [all laughing] - I can't feel my body. - Oh, sh*t. Ah, that's actually fine. [Simon screaming] - I wanted to go in, I wanted to fall in. [hands clapping] I don't like two men clapping
me while I'm showering. - Two black men. - And now I like it. [all laughing] - Vik will do it, and
however many he does it in, we have to then match that, okay. - Okay, yeah. - One. - It's very cold. - Yeah, it looks cold. - Very, definitely cold. - That'll be the ice in it. Let's believe.
- Sucking the soul out of it. - Yeah, slurp it. [indistinct] Slurp juice. - So can we beat two or should we do two? Let's do two. - Oh, I've got brain freeze. That is dreadful. - You want to do one? Cheers to that my friend. I'll try and match it.
- Cheers, Harry. - Oh, horrendous brain freeze. Horrendous brain freeze. [laughing] It's here, right. - f*ck. - f*ck, that is cold. By the way, you can't do it in one. - I can though, mate, yeah. - I told you, it's horrendous. Your forehead, right? Yeah. [laughing] Another brain freeze. Brain freeze. - Oh my God. - A brain freeze. You won't finish that in two. - I'm literally crying. - Oh, he's going to do it though. He's going to do it. - Oh, he's persevering. - No.
- Oh he's not done yet. - You're not done by the way. I don't know if you noticed. - Oh, get f*cked four-eyes. - Bro, there's so much left in your glass. - Hey. [laughing] - Yep, new hip. New hip, new me. - Oh yeah, yeah, we're back. - Hello. - What, is this where we're going? Good, got 365 discount. [Josh chuckling] I want some Yoggi. - Now to be a nonce when I win. f*cking, I can't see anything. Is it a five? - No. [laughing] Why'd you look like that? - I can't see anything. - No, they're strong, isn't it. - Bro.
- Yeah, you don't look great. - Let's pray you never
have to wear glasses. - f*cking hell. - They're like-
- Oh my god, its giving me a headache. - Have you ever seen one of these before? - What?
- These. - Pizza? - Huh? - A pizza? - Yeah. [all laughing] - The Cameraman's snorting. - Everyone else is going to be
doing like their normal sh*t. [all laughing] - Seen this before? You're never going to
believe it, f*cking pizza. - We've lost our minds. - The jacuzzi didn't work. So we've come back to our
room and we are sleeping. - Hello, everybody. Hi.
- Oh, look at this cute sleeping- - No, no, no, no, no, what are you doing? - Wait, okay, he had his boxers on. - This is how I sleep. - Why did you rush to get naked? - Why are you breathing heavy? [laughing] - He's snuggling with you tonight. - Please don't, please, JJ. [all laughing] - Luckily no one needs a sh*t. Because if you do, this is
going to smell the room. Looks like we survive one more night. Good night everyone. - Good night. - I said what weird hotel? I don't know about it. I'm out here. Living my life. - I've never been in
Antwerp when it's shut down. - Oh yeah, yeah.
- Hole in one. - In Antwerp, with my boys can never fail. other team are stuck in jail. [all cheering] Yeah, we're having drinks. - They are, it's true. - I don't know what to say. - No one cares what you think. [Harry screaming] Let's find the rave. Let's find the rave. - I haven't finished my voddy. - What are you on? How many sips? - Oh, sh*t, I've been sipping. - A hole in f*cking what? - Oh no, no, no. - You've lost, you've both lost. I'm getting the bed. - I'll sleep on the floor. - I'll sleep on the floor. [Harry and Chris cheering] We don't care. - Come on.
- A bed. - We buy a cake. [all laughing] - What are we supposed to do? What are we supposed to do? - Is it a big jaffa? Oh no. Oi, you man. It's a big jaffa. - What are we supposed to be doing? It's a big jaffa.
- It's a big jaffa. - You men, that's a huge- [all laughing] - What are we supposed to be doing? We're walking around co-op. Here guys, go to this
weird hotel, go to co-op. [jolly music] - Hello, ah, we are alive. It is cold, isn't it? [laughing] This is rather chilly. We had a great night. We had some bonding. Bondage. Bonding. - Oh, you see now, this place is so much
nicer during the day. - You know we came during the day. - No, it was hella dark. Yeah, f*ck this place. - This place is so much nicer. - Well, I mean it looks nice,
but man, this ain't five star. I work too damn hard for this place. - That's not the video. - I don't give a f*ck. - We're at a sports bar playing pool. - Thousand pounds, yeah. - You're going to win. - No, it's not guaranteed. [pool balls clanging] - Anything in yet? - No, no. - We just started, it
is quite a big table. - Huge table. For me, and my little legs, I'm f*cked. - Yeah, you are. [cue hitting ball] [all groaning] - Railed it. - For a thousand pound
bet, you're not very good. - Wait, is this a game? - Well, he said, he said it was. - Thousand on the line. - That was clean, now he's back. - Railed it. - Put the ball away
with a bit up foreplay. - Yeah, he's done it. That [indistinct] shot. Shot, shot, shot. [chilled music] Yeah, you're getting swept here, it's bad. I don't want to play him. Yeah, not a chance. - How has he been sh*t and he's
hustled hard out of nowhere. [upbeat jolly music] - I'm scared, but I feel
safer than if JJ was driving. - Get on John. - Ah, I'm shook. - First time on the snowmobile. This is terrifying. - f*cking hell, yo. - Here we go. - Oh, sh*t, bro. - Tobi is just free styling on us now. - Why is Tobi standing up? - Oh, I don't like this. I don't like it. - What? - I don't like it. - I don't like it. - It's so powerful. - Why is the track so narrow? - You're telling me Donnie's
just cut about in these? Like I'd be terrified to
just drive this every day. - How you are you feeling? - Non me gusta. - You don't like it? - Not really. - Allowed, no joggers. - Oh no.
- Joggers, okay. [group groaning] - Back to the arse hole. - We go. - You know my friend Bob? - No.
- Bob, we do know Bob. [indistinct chattering] - He told me that you are YouTubers. - Yes. - You can come inside, of course. [all cheering] - Yay, macarena. Thank you. - Thank you, mate, thank you. [booming upbeat music] [all cheering] Thank you, mate, thank you. - Aye, aye, aye. Hole number nine. Ahh. [upbeat music booming] - What are you doing? - I will catch fire. f*ck off, it's hot. - Ah, f*ck. I will see you. We'll see you back at the anus. [cue hitting ball] - f*cking ball sack. [cue hitting ball] - Look, he's opening the bottle- - That was good, that was Riz. Riz Khalifa. [pool balls clanging] - Boo. - He's got it sinked, sinked, man. A very well played game of pool, that. - Did I mention how much I hate this? Off we go. [JJ screaming] [Tobi laughing] [body hitting snow] [Simon laughing] Don't arrest me, please,
I'm not resisting. Doesn't he look like a police officer? - What the f*ck are you doing? - Look, he looks like a police officer. - Why are you getting out? We're not getting out yet. - How many gates, it's like fort- - Two. - It's like Fort Knox for the arse hole. ♪ Take me home ♪ ♪ Country roads ♪ ♪ To the place ♪ ♪ I belong ♪ - Take me home - It looks so creepy. - What the f*ck is that. - What's that?
- What the f*ck is that? - It's the world's
biggest turnip. [laughing] - I swear if I hear those
f*cking animals again. - Bro, this is different in the nighttime. - Oh my God. I don't like this at all. I don't like this at all. Do you know what? We're actually going to have
so much fun tonight, lads. - No, we're not, we're going to bed. - Taking round on each others anuses. - You've never had a
three on three gang bang. [indistinct chattering] - I'll tell you, always go
for the new experiences. That's what they say. - From east to west.
- East to west. - Let me take a picture. [all laughing] Let me take a selfie
with you guys, come on. - Say please. [indistinct chattering] - Please. Please. - Please. - Smile. - Everyone hop in, everyone hop in. - We had a night out.
- Had a wonderful night. - And we're now walking back to prison. - We have a curfew, basically. We're supposed to go on a night out. But then these lot learnt that you have to be back
at the prison by 11:00 PM. - Is that machete? - No, allow it man, I'm not on this. 'Cause I'll start getting the hump now. - It's part of a car. Oi. Oi. Come here. - Oh, he's gangster. Watch out. - Go on, Steve. Put your foot down. Woo. [Tobi laughing] - It's so funny how little
JJ wanted to do this. It was meant to be us three driving. And he's now sat behind
Tobi trying to sleep. - Drive me to the moose and let me see how tall they are. I'm driving a snowmobile,
I usually drive a car. You like my song? - Yes. [Tobi laughing] - You see this dude here, is way too used to having a driver. Bro is asleep on the back of a snowmobile like I'm his personal driver. Wake up, wake up. - You're about to see what
my money was paid for, this is a fold out bed. Yeah, come on. - Wait, Harry, move the table to the side. Then you've got way more space. Yeah, there you go, look at that. - Hole in two, any points? - Oh Vic, please, get a f*cking life. [bottle hitting table] - Let's get to the place.
- Okay, we are going right. - We're being followed by the way. We're literally being
followed from behind. - What the f*ck? Yo, there's someone right here. - Oi.
- Can my friend say hi, just real quick. - What the f*ck?
- How long have you been following us?
- What the f*ck? - I've got a question for you. - Yeah. - I got this company, called [indistinct] sunglasses. - Yeah, yeah. - I want to give you some. - Okay. - Hang up. - Where do you want them delivered? [indistinct chattering]
[all laughing] - I'll see you tomorrow. - Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Ah, thank god. - This is his dare. - You b*tch.
- This is his dare. - Oh yeah. - It's cold, I'm driving. - Your dare. - This is your dare. - What's my dare? - To jump in. [Tobi screaming] - Nah. - You said jump in.
- That wasn't far enough. - How far do you want me to go, man? - In that patch. - This is brilliant. - But he's back in again. [Tobi screaming] - Yeah. - You happy now? No, no, no, no. [screaming] [all laughing] - Oh, this is wholesome. - This is wholesome. - This is like oreo. [all laughing] - You're so heavy. - Shut up, creamy feeling. - Ew, get me out of this. [indistinct chattering]
[Tobi laughing] Get off me. - Here we go.
- In the arse. In the arse. [laughing] - Oh no. - What's this? What's left in here? - Move. - There's still something. [laughing] - Oh, yes. [glass smashing] - No, no.
- Vik. - No, no, no. [all laughing] - Vik, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - Vik, what have you done? Oh, bro, it's actually,
it's a crime scene. - It's everywhere. - Yeah, bro, bro. - Let me out. Get me out of here. - What have you done? Oh, that's so bad. - Oh my god, there's so much glass. [Josh laughing] [Ethan groaning] - Not the bum. [all laughing] [indistinct chattering] - No. Oh, oh. - I walked into it so hard. - Oh my god. - I'll be fine, ow. - It could be worse. - It's rough.
- It is getting redder. - It's time to snow walk. - I take a walk. - Do you know what that means? - No.
- Neither do I. I think means you put stuff on your shoes and then you can walk- - Oh, is it like moon walking? But sideways? - Let's see it. [Simon laughing] - Snow walk, snow walk. Snow walk, snow walk. - Snow walk, eh, ey, do the snow walk, snow walk, snow walk, I
said snow walk, eh, eh. - Here we go. - What if it doesn't even work? - One small step for KSI. - I will follow our leader. - We have to make it to
the tree line and back. - Mate, I'm literally
sleeping in f*cking glass. - No, you're not. There's no glass here. - What do you mean there's no glass- It's all over the floor. - The glass is here. - Bro, look, look, look. [indistinct cross talking] Look, shard of glass. Shard of glass. - Nowhere near your house. There's no glass here. - Vik, Vik, Vik, Vik,
Vik stop walking around. Oh my f*cking God. I'm going to murder this man tonight. - I don't have a broom. Don't have a dust pan and brush. Okay, okay. Okay, I'll sweep it in. - Don't use the head torch. That you are then going
to put on our head. - I want to stay over here. [Chris screaming] - If you step on the
door mat, there's glass. - That's, that's- - If you don't step on the door mat, there might still be glass. - Wait, wait, when we get in
here, just chill for a sec. Just chill, relax. I swear. - Can you hear someone? - Yes, go go, go, go, go. - Yes, we can hear people. - Don't put the f*cking
light on then, John. We're trying to f*cking hide. Go on, hey look, lads, the scene here. - KSI, you're doing a
great job, by the way. - You're such a good snow walker. [JJ groaning] [Tobi laughing] - Did he just fall over? - Yeah. - Tobi, you've got to take the lead. - That's deep, that's deep. This is so deep. - Walking after someone is so calm. - 'Cause I'm doing all the work. - I reckon I'm faster than Tobi, you know. - You want to race back? - Yeah, but not in this. - Yeah, new steps. - What are those? Because look, sometimes they're two. - That's what I'm saying. - Maybe there's a beast out here. Mrs. Lewis. - No, there's the beast. That's so rude. [Simon and Tobi laughing] - f*ck this. - I can't see straight. [Vik giggling] - Oh my God. Why? Why? What happened there then? - These walls are quite comfy. - Oh my-
- Chris, your bed just stinks, by the way. - Do you know what? I'm going to have a naked
poo in about five minutes and then we'll see whose
laughing, shall we? And you know what? It won't even be in the toilet. It'll just be on your stinky head. - If anyone would like a towel, we have one towel between three. - Are you feeling concussion? - No, no. Just like, rub over it, look. Rub over it.
- Little bump. [all laughing] - It's there, bro. - Yeah.
- I hit it hard. - It's like a sleepover, like. - It's so like, it's giving. - It's giving vibes. - Giving vibes. - Okay, anyway. - Oh.
- With you. [Josh laughing] - All right lads, break it down. - Imagine someone came back tonight. Yeah, hold up, boys. - Watch out, lovely,
he's got a tune for you. [radio playing "Can't
Help Falling In Love"] ♪ I can't help ♪ ♪ Falling in love ♪ ♪ With you ♪ - Wine for me [indistinct], wine for me. - [indistinct chattering]
Just sat there, going- [John and Ethan laughing] - Here we go. - Three- - I'm sinking already.
- Two. One, go. [snow crunching] [Simon and Tobi screaming and laughing] Wow. - Oh sh*t. Oh sh*t. It's actually hard to get up. - I can't get up. - The camera's f*cked. Simon, save the camera, please. - Oh, alright. Slow and steady wins. - Ah, I can't get up. I'm stuck. - I'm going to win. - I'm going to die here. - I won. I am now the fastest sidemen. Look at your king.
[all laughing] - Wakey, wakey, what's
the best shop in wakey? - I heard the camera
turn on and I was like, nope, not today. - Are you hiding? We've lost Ethan. I think he's gone to shower. Here he is. That was quick, you shower, or just? - Shower, wash up the thing. Listen, I'm just HMP
banging on your doors. - Apparently I was a
jumbo jet taking off last. - Bro, bro, insert clip of Josh snoring. [Josh snoring] - Relentless. - Pretty damn good, right? I'd say I could join like
a choir or something. - It wouldn't stop. - Like the bass. - I thought you were dying at
the beginning of the night. - And did you wake me up
and say, you alright Josh? No, you went, hey man, [indistinct]. - Cancel whatever you're
doing right there. - No leave it, leave it, it's fine. - What do you mean, leave it, bro? - It adds culture.
- I'm a human being. I'm not sleeping with a f*cking GoPro. I'm not love island. - It gives reality. Harry, go- - Vik, I'm not sleeping
with a f*cking GoPro watching me sleep. - What are you going to do in your sleep that is so inappropriate,
that a GoPro can't capture it? - I'll tell you what, none
of your f*cking businesses. - Fine put on my side of the room. - Well it is some of our business, when we're in the same anus as you. - Yeah.
- What are you planning on doing here during the night? - Yeah you f*cking weirdo. - One man, one jar and stuff that broken shard
of glass up your arse. - I am a human being, I'm
entitled to sleep in privacy. - What's going to happen? What are you worried about? - None of his business,
none of your business. No one's business. - Well, no, I feel like
it is my business now. - Hi, I'm Wroetoshaw, how
dare you film me sleeping. - That's a great impression. - My sleep is so exciting. - Oh, bottle flip. - Oh, I hit my head. [laughing] [all cheering] - Oh yeah, see you in the morning, lads. Another one for the boys, oh sh*t. - Got sardine rations. - Yeah, they gave us some sardines. - That's our dinner for today. - This is rations, that's crazy, for some reason I have unwrap the sardine. - Oh, is it in date? - Oh, wow. [chocolate crunching] - Hit diff. 3, 2, 1. [all laughing] - This man's aspiration system. - Aspiration system? What? - Yeah, like I aspire. [laughing] - That respiration thing, yeah. His respiration thing is f*cked. - Ooh. I don't trust JJ with the open flame. I'm not going to lie. - Fire, wow. - Geez. - Why are you playing with
my mix tape like that? - Wow, that looks delicious. - Oh, yo. Mm, make this piz- - Za. They call it za, you know. - Ah, the za-za. - The cool kids call it za. - I'm trying to make some za. - I'm going to give someone a rectal exam. - I just took a sh*t so I
don't know if you want to. [Tobi screaming] - Roll it out, now roll it out. - Change direction.
- Yep. It's still sticky. This is very off putting. - Oh, I'm just getting the camera angles. Just getting them camera angles, bro. - Filming, bro. - I'm trying to get that camera angle. Bro, I'm just trying to get
that intense camera angle. - Yeah, how's it working? - Whoa, whoa, it's crazy, man. - What the f*ck is going on? [laughing] - We're in the museum depths and now we're going to check
out what it really looks like. 'Cause I think we've been
in a bit of a boujie part of the prison, I'm not going to lie. - Of course we have.
- Now it'll be a real prison. - Hello? - You've got to check out your arse hole. - Yeah, sorry, boss. - We've got to check you haven't stashed- - Really?
- any things in your buttocks. Yeah.
- All right. [indistinct chattering] [all laughing] That guy just caught me
doing that. [laughing] - Just wheeled his baby in, he's got his arse out. - Oh no, we need to move on. - Why don't one of you make one too? - No, you do it. - Nah, just on you, man. When was the last time you
saw a black person make pizza? - Why have you got to bring race into it? - Yeah, because race is everything, Tobi. - I don't see colour. - What do you see? - Mr. Beast can fix that. [JJ laughing] - Wow, Tobi. - Your actually the funniest. - Shut up. [laughing] - You know what? That's my pizza. - No, brother, what is that? That's an oval. - Yeah, I want it misshapen. It's got character. Like you. - He said you're misshapen. - I don't know if I want to be that. What is that? What's going on there? - That's the nub. - Can I just claim this pizza? - No, no, no.
- No. - You've got to make your own. - You can have that one
after, we know you eat. - I do eat. - You can have double the za. You can have the za-za. - Oh, the za-za. Bro, you're actually so funny. [all laughing] - Oh, no, no, please.
- What? - He's going to have a sh*t. - Oh, please, don't.
- Harry, please, no. Please, don't, Harry, please. - It's already done. - What do you mean it's already done? I haven't heard you flush. - He could have done it
with a little bit of shame. A little bit of- - There's no flush. [laughing] - I'm not going to- - What do you mean there's no flush? [all laughing] He's totally naked. - I've given up, I've given up. [Harry falling onto floor]
[Chris laughing] - He's just [indistinct]. [all laughing] - What are you doing? [Chris laughing] Chris, what am I looking at? [laughing] What am I looking at? - Get me a towel. Have you got a towel? - He went down like a sack
of potatoes. [laughing] Do you know what guys, I actually had so much fun tonight. - Oh.
- It was great. - It was very f*cking culture. - It was great, wasn't it? - Right, boys, goodnight. [indistinct chattering] - Ah, he's done it. - Good night.
- He's done it. - Night, night. - I'm confused. Why is my hand like weird? - That's a finger. - Help, help me. - Bro, why do you have the stubbiest thumb in the world? - What's going on? - That is a mad action, you know. I can't believe you just did
that on camera. [laughing] - I'll do it again with my mouth, bro. - Currently inside the arse
hole [indistinct whispering]. [Harry snoring loudly] Wow. Chris can't believe what he's hearing. - Oh, wow, prison van. Is that here to escort people? - Yeah. It looks like my school exclusion room. - You're literally locked in. - Yeah. [door closing] Lock that up, sir, cheers. [Callum knocking on door] - No. - Can I have some water? - Absolutely not. You've literally just raped
and pillaged a whole family. - Well, it was your family,
so I thought it was fine. - Okay, well now I'm leaving you in there. - Well, what do you
mean you're leaving me? You can't just leave me. There's literally no way out. - It's locked.
- Bye. - What do you mean, bye? - Right. [Callum banging on door] That's a good bit, that. That is what they're paying the money for. - Hey, you f*cking fat,
greasy rat, come back. - Content. Content. [door squeaking] - Wakey, wakey boys, it's content time. And that's a man who's
woken up ready for content. How was your night, Harry? - I slept surprisingly well, but I think I woke everyone else up. - f*ck me, this is
something else, isn't it. - Harry's got the singular towel. [indistinct chattering] - I want to go home. - Trying to hide the semi,
which has come out of nowhere. [Chris and Vik laughing] - My pizza is square. I want a square pizza. - This is a flopped pizza, bro. - A what?
- A flopped pizza. - Mad ting. No, that pizza is sad. - Oh, he is making stuffed crust. - I rate it, I rate it. If he pulls off the stuffed crust. - That's a big if though. Ah, okay. I know I have a little
bit of a burnt edge. - Nah yours is good.
- That is dead. - Stop deading in my pizza? - Nah, that pizza- - Why are you hating? - Bro, you know your pizza is not meant to look like you, Tobi. [laughing] I'm the funniest sidemen now. - Yeah, you should have seen, right, just before we started
cooking, Tobi was like, oh, I've cooked bare pizzas before. It's so easy, oh my god. Have you ever cooked one? Have you cooked one before? I have, I've cooked ten. - Is that what I said Simon?
- That's what you said. - Is that what I said?
- He said that. - That's exactly what he said. That's what Tobi said. - Don't try and be my friend now. - You are actually a prick for no reason, you know that? [JJ laughing] - Oh, it's all coming out now. - So, I have no friends, looking
for a new friendship group. - Shall we go to men?
- Yeah. I like men. [all laughing] - Hello.
- Hello. [Ethan laughing] - Hello. - Give us your best impression of that. Become one with that creature. I'll do it. [Ethan screeching] - It's a T-Rex, no? - They probably sounded
like little dweebs. [vegetable hitting Ethan's face] [Josh laughing] - He just got molested. - Did I? [Josh laughing] - You want salad? He's dropped to deucey. Why has his arse hole fell out? - He's got a massive hemorrhoid. - What's happened? - Why doesn't it make noise? - Why has his henry fallen out? - I've got a big head, you know. [Ethan chuckling] Yeah? - We already know.
- All right, I'll get it then. - It's on sale as well. - Oh, f*cking hell, you took
my eye out with the propellors. - Right, we'll play spin the bottle. - Yeah. - You're first. [toy hitting ground] - Oh, Josh, is everything okay? - Why is it stuck to the bottom? What the hell? No. - At least I got mine
in the oven. [laughing] - No. What the hell's going on? What the f*ck is going on? Oh, brother. No. - You served me well, anus. - It's quite peaceful. - Get me out this gaff. - Have you not enjoyed it in the arse hole? - No, you know what, it was all right. It was all right. - First time in an arse hole? - Undisclosed. - That looks like a turnip, but like it's a tree on a thing. - Oh yeah. - Last night that looked terrifying. [Vik laughing] - Oh, look at the bird. - Whoa. - Hello, what a distinguished gentle man. - Oh, he is going to sh*t. Oh, that's harsh.
- Oh no. [groaning] - Would you wear that fit? - Lux would wear that fit. 100 percent.
- That is a Callux fit. - I'm genuinely so intrigued
to see how this goes. - Oh. Oh. - Bro. - Oh my God, no, no, no. Simon. [cheering] Yeah. - That is a decent pizza. [JJ cheering] - Oh, trampoline. - Jesus. That'll put my hip out. - This is how barren this
place has been for us. - Do a back flip. [all laughing] - Can I try? - No. [all laughing] - No. Guys, this maze is so f*cking sh*t. - Oi, do you know what I
think we should do though? - What?
- Pool. - Oh, what, swim? - Pool.
- Pool. - Oh, God. - Oh, that is odd. Shall we get KSI this punch
bag for his next training camp. - What the f*ck? - Have you seen the suicidal pig? - No. - Over the [indistinct]. [all laughing] - Like, you're disrespecting
the dead at this point. - What the f*ck? - It's a f*ck. - Oh, yeah, it is.
- Oh. - This is just a boxed congealing cow. Just bits of a cow. - Have you seen the head?
- Yeah. - Quite enjoying this actually. It's quite sweet. Well, not sweet, it's anything but sweet. But it's quite intriguing. - I thought you'd be
upset walking around here. - What's the joke? - Someone's chopped up your mum and left her on the table there. - Oh, there's no need for that. - f*cking heffa. - Hello.
- Hello. - As you do. - Thank you for your service, gentlemen. [all laughing] - We'll try that again, one sec. Well, maybe one more time. [cue striking ball]
[Josh laughing] [pool balls colliding] [cue striking ball] - You're good, you're good. [cue striking ball] - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't think
you meant to do that. [pool balls colliding] - Oh, f- [pool balls colliding] - What pocket, Bez? - Back here again, - Oh my God, bro. You're such a dick. - No, because when you hit
it, it's going to be nuts. - Alright. - Ah, Ws in the chat. [pool balls colliding] Ws in the chat. He wins. - I want to see this cheesy crust. - No, he's made a good pizza. We can't even fault him right now. - I want to see how good it is. Oh. - Oh, my f*cking god. It's so good. [JJ grunting] [all laughing] - This is Harry Lewis guys, trialling out for Crawley Town, once he found out the manager was racist he wanted to go there? Oh God. [foot kicking ball] Oh. That that bounced on the river. - Wow.
- That bounced on the river. - That's cool. [Harry gasping] - That's rock solid. - We've got to have a try. We've got to have a try. - Right, we're doing shuffleboard. I'm actually really good. - All right, hit me. Yeah, unfortunately it's just off again. Oh sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. Oh my days.
- Remember I told you I was really good.
- Bro. - I was just trolling the whole time. - Oh, my days, you bey bladed me. I'm knocking you off. - Let's see the spin. Woo hoo.
- Come on, come on. - Oh, your first points, congrats. - What you trying to do? Knock me? - Jesus Christ. [Josh laughing] - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Oh my God. - I respect that, I respect that. That's good.
- Yeah. - 4, 5, 4. 5, 4. Come on. - I look silly. - Where's Bez? - I look silly now. Where's my big fat Bez? - No I said big fan, big fan, Bez. [upbeat music] - We have left our hotel. We've left the area and we have come to see some alpacas. - Alpaca Rabanne. - They're really cute. - They are really cute. - They're really cute. - Ah. - You remember when you used
to have a llama haircut? [Tobi laughing] [Tobi squeaking] - Woo, woo, tik, tik, ka. - Yo, when did you learn alpaca, Bro? [water sloshing] - No, I've gone right through it. It's more solid here though, right? - Yeah, there you go. - So is the edge weaker? [laughing] Oh, no, don't do it. - Yes. - Oh, whoa.
- Wow, that was so cool. - That was very cool. - To infinity and beyond. [water splashing] - Whoa.
- Wow. - This is so cool. Shot put. Olympics. - Oh, look at that. - It's stopped. - It's on the f*cking, it's
on, how has it done that? [jolly music] [Tobi laughing] - It tickles. A little bit left. [JJ laughing] - It tickles.
- I'm sorry, bruv. [Simon and Tobi laughing] - Woo. [laughing] It's so fluffy. - You're beautiful, I like you. - You're so fluffy. - I like you both. - To Gerrard.
[Chris laughing] That was so fun. [Chris groaning] - Men only want one thing,
and it's f*cking disgusting. Oh my God, this is awesome. It's so satisfying. - Oh wow. - Oh yes.
- Oh. - An offering to the gods, this one. [Ice smashing] Wow. - Here we go.
- Yeah. [ice smashing] - Yeah.
- Oh. - Come on. - Time to go home I think, boys. - I think it probably is. - I think, yeah. I think we've seen everything
there is to see here. - Yeah, this has been a
strange hotel experience. - Yes. It's not about the arse holes you stay in, it's the arse holes
you meet along the way. - Nice.
- Yeah. - Does that work, sort of? - Yeah, sure.
- Yeah. - Prison stay done. Little quick one, little short one. ♪ I've been locked up ♪ ♪ They're letting me out ♪ ♪ They're letting me out ♪ ♪ I've been locked up ♪ ♪ They're letting us out ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ They let us out ♪ ♪ Bye ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ - Slapped the camera in his face. [Ethan laughing] - All right, hotel done. - We're going home. - We got, yep, I don't know. - That was a fantastic experience. Thank you, Simon. - The UFO was, I liked the UFO, you know. Felt like it was a nice hotel. - What was your favourite bit? - The-
- Of whole experience. - Sleeping with you both. - That did not happen. [laughing] [upbeat outro music]
