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is the most fashionable? - Go, go, go, go, go. - I think you should go this way actually. - I'm relying on others for-
- I'm staying here man. - I was about to say,
you are not fashionable. - If you dressed yourself, you could be.
- I'd send you to the bottom. - I'm below Rick? No, let's be honest.
- Ethan comes this way. - I'm happy to move, bro.
- Brother! - Bro have you seen the
fits you used to wear? - I think I should be up there. - Okay, you know what I'm doing? I'm pulling up the
picture on the side here. It's you here in the white
outfit with the gold headphones. That was you. - That is-
- Okay, that was me. - Now this is me now. - That stains your reputation. - You have stylist tax,
you don't do it yourself. - Yeah. - Yeah so? - If you did do it yourself, you'd be in big trouble. - You might be below Harry. - No I think-
- No, no, no. - I shouldn't be up here [laughs]. - I like your tracksuit, I think it's a great tracksuit.
- Start walking down. - No I was just starting up there. - Start walking down like- - Do you wanna swap? Simon let's swap. - You can't swap, stay there. - I feel like I'm so bang average. I don't go too far on either side- - I don't think I should be here then! He says he's average! - I'm happy at four. - I would swap you two.
- Yeah. - I would swap you too yeah.
[Josh laughs] When was the last time
we saw Josh and went, "Ooh, that drip is actually sick." - Now JJ, I think the stylist
tax puts you further that way. [Sidemen laugh] I think like Harry, had a better outfit.
- If I had a stylist, I'd be there as well. - You know what, I would
say he should go down. But Harry, those are the most
tired things I've ever seen. - These the only joggers I own. - No, 'cause that's dreadful. - Vik? Vik?
- Look at that. - So you what? You put me there!
- Those are the most tired- - I'm coming to Vik, I'm coming to Vik. Just for that comment,
just for that comment you can go to three.
- No I'm saying, you're fine there. I just said you shouldn't go
below Harry because of that. - I would argue, yeah. That because JJ does pull
off the stylist thing. He should go higher because
he does pull it off. - I agree.
- That's what I'm talkin' about!
[Sidemen arguing] - So, so, so, so this is pay to win. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Move! [Sidemen arguing] - Move! Move!
[Sidemen laughing] - I like your tracksuit,
should switch to four. - I agree.
- Yeah, I'll swap I'll swap. [Sidemen laughing] - Damn it! - You were doing so well.
- I was just hanging out. - Look who's number three.
[Sidemen laughing] - I was livid.
- Yeah get wrecked! - I was livid. - Nah, I wanna be above you. - What? Why!
[Sidemen laughing] Brother no! - Hey I'll back you, you know. - I think we should get decided. - I say you battle for it. - All right we now have two stylists that will help determine who is actually the most fashionable. - You're the top two? - Well... - He's number one? - Number one is number one, you can't- - Why? He's like a smurf man. [Sidemen laugh] - He's not even in the question. - Also, jacket's coming out
a bit weird at the back. - Oh no! - Brother leave him alone. Tobi, turn sideways. - Let me go to seven, let me go to seven.
- No. - If you wanna reorder them- - Yo, do you wanna reorder us? - Do you think he dressed
himself this morning? - Yeah, but it doesn't matter. [Sidemen groan] - He's the only one of us with a stylist. So you just have to keep
that in consideration. - Also, I'm unsure about the shoes. - Those shoes...
- They're his dad's. - They're not my dad's.
- Grandad's. [Sidemen laugh] - Top two definitely.
- Okay, everyone move down. - Should I drop to like four? [KSI laughs] - But Ethan's giving dad
vibes and I'm here for it. - Is that what just like, is that what I just put
out into the world now? - So he definitely, he definitely- - I didn't know!
[Sidemen laugh] I would've styled myself
better if I'd have known. - He's cool, he's cool. He's cool where is. - Are you anti-Supreme? - No he's just dead.
[Sidemen laugh] - I don't know if my
ego can take this today. - I'm not here for the jacket. - It's just dead. - Stay there. - I'll stay, I'll stay here. - I think the only reason you're there is 'cause of the jacket. - I take the jacket off
and I still look good, what're you talking about man? [Sidemen yell] - I'd just wear that in my yard. - Cool.
- Just wear that watching television.
- You don't wanna look good in your yard? - It's cool but, I swear it should be you two up there. - Yeah, you two. - If it wasn't for JJ's shoes, top 100%. - It's gonna have to be you two, 'cause those air forces are busted. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - If you had better shoes, I was ready to call you fashion neek. A hundred percent. - Fashion neek.
- A hundred percent. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, what if I take off the shoes? - That might be better.
- Try it. - You're risking what all-
- Nah it might give- - Red socks. - That pushes him up there.
[Sidemen chattering] - Yes!
- Yeah. Yeah, I think so. It looks like it's all,
you know, all matching. Wasn't even expecting that
to be honest with you. - Yeah see, it's the details. - You need to be slid down a bit... - I don't mind that, I don't mind. - Life is pay to win.
- It's simple. - Life is pay to win. Thank you guys. - Thank you very much. - Have a good one guys.
- Cheers. [everyone claps] - Oh this should be a good one, which sidemen is the best YouTuber? [Sidemen groan] - Respectfully, I'll make my way. I'll make my way. [Sidemen arguing] - No, no, don't. I think even you. - Zerkaa Thursdays? - It doesn't exist anymore. It doesn't exist anymore.
- Yeah but like, my channel doesn't exist anymore. - Is it current? Or is it all time? - I think all time.
- All time. - We almost stood in order of views. Probably quite close. - Total views. - Or subs or views. - I wouldn't judge it on that though, I wouldn't say judge it on
that, it's gotta be like- - If it's on subs remember I'm
down here mate, I'm living. Total subs, actually total subs I'm here. - Roughly, subs we've done it as- - All right no but tell me, what do you think your
greatest video ever was? - I'll go back down there [laughs]. - I mean...
- There's one answer surely. - The saxophone one was
pretty good, but then- - You're going down there mate. [Sidemen laugh] - What do you mean? Golden sax? - What is the obvious answer then? - The "Race to Division One" finale. - That was awesome. - Culture. - What's yours? - The Ronaldo one or the- - That's a good pick. [Sidemen chattering] - I would argue... - Harry, have you tried to be one easy- - Yeah.
- It is what is is man. - Does that mean he's not
there 'cause he didn't try? - Yeah. - But does that mean he's so fantastic he doesn't even need to try? - I can take, give me two, give me two. - You're guaranteed two.
- Based on your video, you should be there. - Why am I here? I feel like I should swap with you. - No 'cause you still done- - You had a grand year. - Every game you've been big. - I would swap Josh and Vik because Josh for the culture.
- That's what I say. - For the culture. - Zerkaa Steep.
- Okay, okay. - Legacy kind of, Modern
Warfare 2 montages. - For that yeah, maybe. - Racer Star, proper like- - I'd back it, I'd back it on that basis. - Okay. - But then- - 'Cause we made channels after you, we watched your videos and were like, "Ah, that's a good vid". - I think I'm the worst Tobi, and I will stay here. - I think we should swap. - This is like the reverse, everyone is trying to
move themselves down. It's like the opposite of ego. - I'm just trying to be honest bro, I'm trying to be honest.
- Put me down there. - I'm trying to think like, are Ethan and Tobi like, are either of them good enough to move up? [Sidemen laugh] - That's horrible. - Sam you didn't have
to do us like that, bro. - I think this is all right. [Sidemen agree] - Oh boy. Which Sidemen is the best looking? [Sidemen groan] - Pain. - I don't like this. - I need to ask something. Does height come into play? - Do we have to?
- Yeah, yeah. - That was a good little
sprinkle by Simon. - Someone let me in.
- Everyone just keeping moving up, keep moving up mate. - You have one of the most
aesthetically pleasing faces, go back up that way.
- Aw thank you, but I've walked myself here. - I would say right, based on- - I feel big, I should've walked past you. How have I walked past everyone else, you're the only one that stopped me, Tobi. - I would say based on female
viewing, female audience. You know like TikToks I see of like, simp pages kind of thing, I'd go Harry and Simon, one and two. [Sidemen agree]
- Yeah, I would say Ethan as well. - It could also...
- I've seen a fair few Tobi TikTok. - It could also be like, just because they're white as well. - Yeah this is looking, this is looking- - I'm not gonna argue- [Sidemen laugh] - Are black people not
generally better looking? - Bro, bro- - What are we basing it on? - I'm literally, the only one I've seen
is Michael B. Jordan. But asides that, there's no one else. - Light skins, surely light skins like... - Yeah light skins, yeah fine but... - That there's no other
good looking black people? - That I'm seeing like, of like montages. - Why are you here? - I didn't have a place to stand! - When was the last time
you saw a montage of, I don't know... Michael Jordan. [Sidemen argue] - Michael B. Jordan. - Yeah, but not Michael Jordan. - If you asked me this
question a year and a half, two years ago, I put myself second. However, I think I'm passed my peak. - Are we doing on our
prime, or we doing now? - Now, now, now.
- We gotta be doing now. - But then, but Vik's moving up, right? - Yeah I'd say Vik, Vik should be yeah, Vik should be there. - Whoa!
- Keep going, Vik. - Top best photo grrr. - If we're including like physique. - KSI's got a nice body.
- Yeah I've got a nice body right now. Are we also including clout and fame? - No, that's a whole different question. - Money?
- That's sex- - Yes this is sex appeal, this is. [Sidemen laugh] - I would sleep with Harry more
than I would sleep with JJ. - Why though?
[Sidemen laugh] - It's a safe space, it's a safe space. - But is that because he'd
be less aggressive in bed? - No I feel like, he's just hot man, he's hot! - Harry, I'm sticking with him there. - He's a hot man. - Yeah there's something about him.
- I think he's number one. - Interesting. - I don't, I don't, I don't... I think I'm hotter than Vik man. [Sidemen laugh] - That is part, that is part, that is part of the confidence right. - You've been on Men's Health
and sh*t lowkey before. - Yeah yeah man. - To be fair, you body is-
- Yeah, I think yeah boys. - I will swap, I will swap with you. I will happily swap with you. - Yeah, yeah, appreciate,
appreciate it man. - I'm, I'm not gonna- - Attractive men. - Well Men's Health is fit men. - What's for attractive men? - Wait JJ, JJ can you take your
bandana off real quick? - No look look... - No I just wanna check something. Back it off! Back it off! I'm coming up! I'm coming up! [Sidemen laugh] I'm coming up! - Bruv, nah this is outrageous. [Sidemen laugh] - He got nerfed. Bro the new patch and everything. - You can't nerf me like this, man. - Vik's like haircut, and his beard.
- Vik is chiselled. - Like if Vik was tall? Dangerous. - I'm moving all over the place. - If Vik was a bit taller,
I'm putting him here. - Should I get some stilts? - You got a handsome face.
- Boys! I'm seventh! You're saying I'm the ugliest? [Sidemen laugh] - This whole video's beat
when you put it like that. - I want to challenge. - JJ who would you want to
challenge for position here. - All right, you know what I'm gonna... - Who'd you wanna fight? - Pick your opponent.
- You know what, I do pick my battles.
[Sidemen laugh] - Tobi first. - You wanna fight him first? - You wanna fight me?
- Bro no, I wanna challenge. - You wanna challenge me?
- Yeah. - Do you wanna fight everyone? - I mean, eventually. - But, this is the way it works, if you lose to Tobi, you're done. - Then it's an out, yeah.
[Sidemen laugh] - Can I have the bandana on or off? - No.
- Okay. - It's a natural look. - Natural look all right. - Bro called me the ugliest, bro. He said, "I pick my battles", it was me. - That was unbelievably big. - We now have some women
that will help us decide who is actually the most
attractive between KSI and Tobi. - Oh, I just have to pick
between the two of you? I don't know. Personally, neither of
you are really my type. [Sidemen laugh] - That was unnecessary. - There was no need.
- This is nuts. - Not bad looking, but like, you're not someone I'd personally go for. - Fair.
- Red. - Okay.
- One red. - Okay, okay. - Purely based on height morely. - f*cking height thing bro.
- One red. - Yeah I agree, neither
of you are my type at all. [Sidemen laugh] - We're actually all ugly
YouTube boys aren't we. - We're average boys, we are. - I'm gonna go based on probably whose face is more symmetrical. - Ooh, okay. - I'm gonna go blue. - Ooh it's one all, it's one apiece.
- Okay. - Yeah, I'm gonna go... You know what the eye contact, is giving me something.
- Oh nice. - No it's hard, I'd say like your, like you said, symmetrical, your hair is giving me little
bit Miss Trunchbull vibes. [Sidemen laugh] - Ms. Trunchbull.
- Oh god. - I'm gonna go for red though. - Okay, two one. All right.
- She's into that. [everyone laughs] - Got a bit of beef with you. - Oh god why? Oh no. - No it's just, I was a
ring girl for your fight. - Oh! - Yeah, and you kicked us
out our changing rooms so... - Did I? Oh yeah but- - You're ugly to me.
- I'm sorry! - I was hoping Harry
would be up here but... [Sidemen yell] - He might, he might get there, he might. - To be fair, you've embraced
the non-bandana vibe. - Okay.
- He was forced. - I'm gonna go with you. - Yes! [Sidemen cheer] He's done it! He's done it! Yes! All right, I'm challenging Vik! - KSI wants some more, he's now going up against Vik. - I'm still gonna go with red. - I can't, I don't like short guys and you're five foot nothing so, sorry. - Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
- Five foot nothing? - So many unnecessary violations. - That's two red man. - He's looking, he keeps
looking, he's wanting it. Go on red. [Sidemen cheer] - You're on, you're done. - Yes! It's Ethan, it's Ethan. - Why don't I get challenged?
- All right, sh*t. f*ck it, let's go Ethan. - Oh KSI is cooking, but has he bitten more than he can chew? - I've got a little bit of a
thing about like the tattoos, and the like slightly gingery- [everyone laughs] Quickest strip tease ever. - He did the Andrew Tate pose as well bro. [Sidemen laugh] - What do you mean?
- He's channelling, he's channelling.
- I'm gonna go with you. I think you look more like my type of, if you lined my ex-boyfriends up, you're more my type.
- Oh god damn it. - Might not be a good thing, to be fair.
- Save us Ethan, save us. - I like a bit of Prince Harry, so. - Okay. - I think, you sold. [Sidemen cheer] - I knew it, I knew it. - He bagged a hat trick.
- I knew I was pushing my luck. - He saved us!
[Sidemen laughing] - He saved us, this is our saviour. - Which Sidemen is the best dancer? - Move all the way to the top. - Yeah yeah yeah.
- That's fair, that's fair. - I'm thinking, Josh two. - Yeah I'll give Josh two.
- Tobi one. - Tobi one! - What does Josh do? - Josh is a good dancer, he's a good- - Dance battle please, don't allow any of these men-
- Okay wait, ignore that. What about the rest? - You're good.
- I'm not. - You're good, no you're good. - If you think I'm good then
you have to put Josh there. - I got a few moves. - You've done it all, you've
been dancing. I see you- - He's got some moves.
- No, no, no, no, - I'm settling in happily here. Don't talk to me, don't talk to me. - Okay we're happy here. - Is KSI better than us though? Because I once donny on
that TikTok thing yeah, you looked bare awkward. - Simon JJ swap. - When you try and dance you look bare awkward.
- I would put Simon up there. - I'm telling you, Simon's up there. - Nah man. I think I'm second. - You think you're second?
- I think I'm second. - You wanna shut the f*ck up? [Sidemen laugh] - Shut the f*ck up man. You think you're second? - You realise if you keep arguing this you're gonna have to prove it? - Oh yeah of course.
- He wants to, he wants to. - I wanna see Josh prove you're second. There's no way-
- I'm not saying I'm a good dancer. - We now have a dance floor to see who truly is a Jabbawockee in disguise. - Ayo, play the music man!
[Ethan laughs] - DJ spin that. [Wii music plays] - Ooh! - Okay. - Oh! - No, no, no. - There's no movement there. - Ooh Simon's got them, turn it up! Oh hang on a minute. - Ooh! - Okay that's- - It's a powerful move. - It's a bit stiff, but it's a move. - What's Simon got for us? - I'm waiting for the next bit. Ay!
[Sidemen laugh] - Whoa! - Whoa sh*t! - JJ just done a step over. - We can decide off that,
it's all, alright man. - Put me in fourth man. - I want you both to know... - That was the worst song, like. - That we're all embarrassing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's why I was like,
what am I supposed to do? - We've done it, we've done it. - In number four, it's
none other than, JJ. [Sidemen clap] - Step overs might've lost that for you. - None of it was in time so. - You didn't hit a beat
once, you're just doing sh*t. - In number three, we have Josh. Meaning number two is Simon.
[Sidemen clap] - Well done, well done.
[Sidemen laughing] - That was the best thing
I've ever seen in my- - You men were doing like this yeah, and then I looked to JJ, JJ's going. [Sidemen laugh] - Bro that was the worst song. - Hang on, so as we said, they still gotta do last place playoff. - Yep.
- Yep, true. - Fine, if you want last two brain cells. - Am I involved in this?
- Yeah, go on bro, go on. - Yeah, you know what, yeah.
- Yeah, f*ck it. - Just to clear up by the way, if any of you do impress
you can move above JJ. [Sidemen laugh]
- I don't want to. - Here we go. [rap music plays] [Sidemen laugh] - See that's all right, he's all right.
- Yeah, okay, He's got moves. - How do you do a- - Whoa. Keep playing, keep playing. Ooh hang on, get skankin'.
[JJ laughs] Let's see a skank, let's see a skank. Yeah, ay, ay, let's get
that skank, knee's up. Oh he's getting sturdy.
- Okay, okay, okay. - He's getting sturdy. Vik get sturdy, Vik get sturdy. - I can't.
- Try. Yeah! Yeah! Oh sh*t.
[Sidemen laugh] [Sidemen clap] - That's good, that's good.
- Jesus. - Who is the fastest Sidemen? - So, who's the fastest? - Yeah but that can be like,
who can come the fastest? - Brother who's the fastest. - And like, on a good day. - And I'll tell you. - If the wind change direction,
you know, it could go. - I think- - You think he's faster than
you? Or just faster than me? - He's faster than you, and depending on distance,
he's faster than me. - Okay. - He's quick off the line, he's quick off the line.
- Bro, I'm slow off the line. - I'm really quick to get to top speed, it's just maintaining. - I think I'm faster than Tobi. - Shut up.
- Damn. - No honestly,
- He's lost a lot of weight since he did it.
- I've lost a lot of weight, I was 100kg before, I'm now 80. - In that race tho, you and Harry were super close. - You're f*cking, you'd toast him. - Yeah me and you are super close. - What I'm saying, one and two to decide, and then three and four decide, 'cause we not seen
Ethan run in the thingy. - All right.
- Okay. - Let's see it. - And then if you beat Ethan convincingly, then Simon's faster than you. - I think it's obvious how we figure this one out. It's time, to race! - Are you ready? - Yes! - On your marks, get set... - Bro. - Ethan's gonna, Ethan's definitely gonna have first step. - On your marks, get set, go- - Bro, nah brother.
- Bro just wait! - I want the best start,
I want the best start. - That's criminal. - On your marks, get set, go!
[gunshot sound] [intense music]
- Oh god. Oh god it's close you know. Oh sh*t. That's Harry.
- Harry's won it! Harry's won it. - Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Who's the quickest? Tobi or KSI. On your marks, get set, go!
[gunshot sound] [Sidemen laugh] - You know what, Harry
verse JJ real quick. - I think Harry might beat you. - Yeah, yeah, all right, then do that. - All right, here we go. - On your marks, get set, go!
[gunshot sound] - Oh sh*t, oh sh*t! - JJ, JJ for sure. - So close though. - JJ just got it. - Harry was almost
falling over at the start. - Who is the best musician? - Well I mean like, if KSI's not first then it's stupid at this point, isn't it? - It does have to be- - Yeah KSI has to.
- I'll take that, I'll take that.
- Like literally. - I'm not last.
- I think I'm here. [Sidemen laugh] - No 'cause Vik can play music and sh*t. - You can play piano a little bit. - Okay what does that give me, like middle of the road? - And he can now DJ? - Oh yeah. - What is a musician? - As number one, can you
define musician for me? - If we're talking about
rapping, it could be just bars, you know flow, cadence.
- But I feel like it has to be everything,
it has to be like- - Yeah, but then that's what I mean. Singing as well.
- Yeah, everything. - Based on his newfound energy. - Even if you're able
to play an instrument, that also helps. - Do we get writer's tax? - Ooh. - Ooh. - I'm happy to admit I can't write a song without someone else there.
- Same. - I can just feel off bars, that's all I can do.
- I mean same, so. - So you two, first and second. - Vik can play piano. - I think, and the DJ stuff. - That does, that actually
does, yeah actually. - Then what do us four do? 'Cause we're kind of just in the middle. We've all made YouTube music, so I think you three just have to- - Yeah you play something.
- You three just have to rank. - Hear me sing first though, hear me sing.
[Sidemen laugh] - We did.
- Okay. - Why are we hearing your singing? - Keep your hands out your pockets, confidence, confidence, confidence. - ♪ I can be your hero baby ♪
[Sidemen clap rhythmically] ♪ I can kiss away the pain ♪ ♪ I will stand by you forever ♪ ♪ You take my breath away ♪ [Sidemen cheer] - You know what, he's
confident, confident. - Is that gonna be copyrighted, or? - He's secured himself.
- f*ck it, take number two bro, take number two. [Sidemen laugh] - I wanna put Simon in fifth
for his diss track on Deji. I think it was very-
- It was iconic. - Yeah, a lot of people say
it was one of the better, better Simon diss tracks. - It's the most viewed
one I think, isn't it? - But I'm just thinking
because of Josh's like, how he sounds. - But he never did a diss track,
he never did a diss track. - I know, but it doesn't
matter it's just who- - Yeah but, me and Simon
write your best bars in your diss tracks, so. - Ooh! - Go down to number six.
[Sidemen laugh] - Nah it is Josh, it's
Josh then Ethan right? - JJ, you're number one you
decide, just go you pick. - All right, I think Josh
then Simon then Ethan. - Harry still there? - Yeah.
- Cool. - There we go, decided. - This is f*cked. - This is f*cked.
- This is f*cked. - Who is the best footballer? - Ooh wow! - That's a top debate. - Nah it's Tobi then, it's Tobi. - What are we saying overall, oh you said- - Oh that's the ego truck here, look at this, look at the ego thing. - Nah the thing is, as
an athlete, I'm above. - That's not the question.
- I could be first. But I know, I know. When it comes to skill, I'm
actually not as good as him. - Sorry if you're talking athlete bro, you should be above me. - You'd be number one if
that was the question. - If this was best boxer
mate, you'd be first. [Sidemen laugh] - If my grandma had wheels,
she'd be a bike [laughs]. - Are you not comfy with that? - Nah 'cause the way you
putting Vikkstar with two goals. - Two goals, in big games. - No guys, guys [laughs]. [Sidemen arguing] - Wait, wait you're
only saying above Josh? You guys let in quite a lot of goals. - Yeah you were centre back,
you let a lot of goals. Where's your clean sheet?
- I have scored. - But, if you're saying
Vik has stats, he comes up. - I mean if we're looking at stats then... - No, no, no, no, no. Tobi is above. Aaron Ramsdale said so. - Would the whole world agree
with Aaron Ramsdale, though? - I would say, if we're
talking in a match, a hundred percent have him above me. - You're more clutch
though, you're more like, you're like Drogba. - This is the Ronaldo,
Messi of the time bro yeah. - It's like Berbatov. - You said you're lazy bro. - Ronaldo, Messi to Berbatov. - No, no, no, but you do
have a Berbatov touch. - I know, I know-
- You're a Berbatov-esque player, no? - I know, but after Ronaldo, Messi- - I'd say more Haaland, he's a bit- - No, no Haaland's far- - No, no, he's a lengthy player. - No, no, no, Haaland is too hot strong. - Wait, no, no, no, no, no, brother. - No I am, I play like Berbatov. - No there's no way.
- Who is Tobi, Tobi you are... - I don't think I should be sixth. - You are a Rashford. - Little Vini.
- Vini, Vinicius. - Ooh I like that. - Vikkstar's gotta come up. - Well there's a five, six, I think- - Nah brother, brother,
nah there is no way. [Sidemen arguing] - You are so out of the game, yeah- - You think he's better than you? - I think he's better than you. - He thought he was better than
me, so I don't really care. - Oh okay.
- That wasn't fun. - I think I'm better than Harry. - You're not though, you're not. You ain't play ball in
time yeah, I guarantee- - Well then let's go, I challenge! - Vik would do better than you nowadays. - You said Vik? Oh no, no, no. - I don't agree, I don't agree. - I mean, if it was up to Ethan. - But him with a player, I
can see it's interchangeable. When you're led- - Yeah, I need a big man
to tell me what to do. [Sidemen laugh] - And you've got one, forever. - You two are sorted, so come
here, come here, come here. - You, join us. - They're valid. - What's happening here, boys? - Do you know what, yeah? I can't ever erase the image of Josh [indistinct] from header. Ever. - The second goal? - That, and also the Castro one. There's no way, on god's green Earth that Castro should've scored that goal. No way.
[KSI laughs] And I'll stand, I'll die on that hill. - I would honestly, I would put JJ fifth and I'd put Vik sixth.
[Sidemen laugh] - You'd put JJ fifth?
- Yep. [Sidemen laugh] - I'm not mad at it, I'm not mad it. I'm not mad at it.
[Sidemen laugh] - I also feel like, in
a football challenge, Vik's more likely to
hit a shot than Josh is. [Sidemen laugh] - He's already dead, he's already dead. - Ladies and gentlemen, I think we need a 1v1 to
decide who really is better. - Go!
[whistle blows] [Sidemen laugh] - Ball's still in play, ball's still play. - Yes Vik! - Well Vik is gonna just
stand in front of the goal. - Defence! Vik, come on. Go on Vik, go on. Yes Vik, spin him. [Sidemen laugh] Come on Vik. Meg him. Meg him, meg him, meg him. Yes Vik! [Sidemen groan] - This game doesn't end. - He just keeps booting it. - This game is so stupid, why are the goals so f*cking small. - Oh here he is. Oh he's got stuck in. - Oh!
- He's got it, he's back. [Sidemen laugh] - That's how they're playing, JJ. [Sidemen laugh] - All right when Vik says go. - All right three, two, one, go. [electronic dance music] [Lionel Messi commentator] [Sidemen yell] - Who is the funniest Sidemen? - Well, I'm just gonna live my life that I always live over here. You can start there, I'll just live my life down here. - I think JJ, Harry have to be top two. - Yeah, I agree. - You know what, I'm
gonna put you number one. I think he's naturally funny. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm happy here though. - Simon you're witty, I'd put you three. You're very witty, you're
quick, you got clever humour. - No, no you are witty. - No, no Sam you're top three, you're top three, you're top three. - I'm happy in here. - I don't wanna move from here. - Go three.
- I'm happy here. - I would swap me and him. - No Ethan comes out about weirder stuff. - And he makes stuff funnier.
- 'Cause he laughs. - But you're greater like, fueling fire. - Once something goes, I can
get it, I can blow into it. - Simon has a lot of his
humour go under the radar, 'cause it goes over peoples' heads. - But then, you could
argue that it's too smart. Your humor's too- - Remember that right, if we
talk about intelligence like, remember that.
[Sidemen laugh] - Go on, knock me down, where should I be? - I'm thinking- - But I feel like- - I'm thinking fourth because there's more funny moments
of Ethan than Simon. If there was like a
montage of funny moments- - This might sound bad, right? I feel like I have more
fun, so it might not- [Sidemen laugh] - I have less fun than a man
who tried to kill himself. - Oh Jesus! - Less fun than a man who
tried to kill himself. - I would put you there. I would swap us. I agree with this, the funny moments. I ain't in it, I ain't
in the funny moments. - No you are, you are, you are. - What're we doing about the bottom there? [Sidemen laugh] - Just pretend we're not here. I don't think I'm intentionally funny, but I think people laugh a lot
when I'm just living my life. - Do we laugh at you, more than with you? - Yes, but that's fine. - That's kinda bad, that's kinda bad. - No but, it works as well. - Dude I think Tobi's really weird. - Yeah but people don't hear
me say it, it's about delivery. - Josh can you speak this round. - Bro, my life is boring over here. All I've played at is
that, so I'll stay there, I know my place and I will stay there. - No, you put that to bed. You became more joyful. - It is all subjective, but I
think in a general consensus, I reckon most people would
go with like, this list. - No, you know what, I agree with you. - I don't hate this, I don't hate it. - Harry as the funniest. - As the funniest- - As the funniest... - What would you change? - What would I change? Tobi's funny man, Tobi's fun- - You don't sound convinced. [Sidemen laugh] - I got some last minute, let me move up, let me
move up, let me move up. - Nah, nah, nah swap back, swap back. [Sidemen laugh] - Can't stream, I'm ugly, I'm not funny. - No but, you're great in so many ways. - You're a nice guy. - No, I'm happy with the list man. - Which Sidemen is the strongest? - Whoa. - What are we saying? Are we saying like- [crowd applauds]
[Sidemen arguing] - Is it pound for pound, or is it- - Oh, as a percentages. - If it's purely on how strong you are, then it's like JJ, Harry, Ethan. - Nah Ethan's above me now. - I raise a point, what
about mental strength? [Sidemen laugh] - Well then you two need to come down. [Sidemen laugh] - I say just like, strength. Like how strong are you. - How far are you willing
to push the boundaries? - Nothing to do with how
big you, how small you are, how whatever. - Wait, wait, wait hold up.
- I get what Josh is saying- - So you think you're weaker than Vik. - Yes. Brother I'm the only
one that doesn't go to the gym. - Who could [indistinct] more? - I reckon Vik's having his
way with me more than Simon. [Vik laughs] - He's got a lower base-
- That's what I mean, yeah. I think if he were to double leg, and get me down, he'd f*ck-
- He's a little Carlos Tevez. - But like, Simon's leg strength. - Yeah, crazy, crazy.
- Yeah, I think your power. - Like if you kicked someone, I feel like, I might break it off.
- Yeah if he kicks you it's gonna hurt.
- But is that leg strength or is that power. - That's technique. - Yeah I think I got technique, I don't think I have that much strength. - I mean have you seen how
he kicks a ball though? - Yeah technique.
- He kicks a ball fast. - That's literally technique.
- That's it. - But it's power, it's power. - Why are we focusing on this end? [Sidemen laugh] - Also, okay then, I think Vik is also stronger than Tobi. - Ooh.
- Ooh. - Why you looking at me like that? - It depends, the thing is it's a hard question.
- 'Cause I disagree with you. - Can I feel you both? Can I feel you? - But why are you doing this? - Oh! Chiselled! - f*cking hell. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Vik, backing it off. - Okay, okay.
- Back it off, Vik. - Jesus lord, have- Okay no, no, it's looking nice now. - Now tense, is it softer?
- Tense brother. - Oh, pretty f*cking- - Ready? - Ooh. - Go on mate, I have no business. I have no business here. - But Tobi's got the six pack. - Yeah, and he's got the athletic- No Tobi's stronger. We've been to the gym
together, Tobi's stronger. - So it's just that, it's just you two. - Let's go. What'd you want? Do you want to squat? - Oh. - What you wanna do? - Let's do deadlift. - Oh okay, you'll probably beat me. [Sidemen laugh] - There's only one way to settle this, with a deadlift-off. - JJ don't f*cking injure yourself bro, you gotta spar Jake Paul this year. [JJ grunts] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't like that wobble though. - What wobble? What wobble bruv? - Here comes 'Zinga. - Oh look at that clean form. - Thank you for letting
us go home early bro. - Go on! - Up it goes. - Oh yeah. - Struggled a bit with that. - In a turtleneck as well. - Can you stop doing that bro? - It's not actually a gym. - Do you know what, funny enough, when you slam it it
doesn't add weight to it. - Okay. - All right.
- Nice. - Controlled, controlled as well. - Go KSI, lift that weight! - God, there's so much
testosterone in here. - Bro, this is not a gym. - There's gonna be dents
in the f*cking studio- - Crack the f*cking floor. [Ethan grunts] - Whoa, the control as well. - That looked easier did than you. - Oh really, oh great. - Serious now. - Up it goes, son. - Take your top off. [Sidemen laugh]
- Don't tempt him. - Yep, up it goes. - Good sh*t. - Bro please- - f*cking hell. - Now you get into, like your brain goes "woop".
- That is heavy. - Wow.
- Aw he makes it look easy. - The chest comes up here?
- Bro, chest is out. - I'm not gonna lie, he
made that look clean. Form, everything, better. - Do it as safe as possible, boss. - Up we go. Yes! Oh she's moving, she's coming. Good man.
- f*cking hell. - Come on, just give up bro. Oh for god's sake, man. - Clean and controlled every time. - You know what, he puts it down as well. He puts it down. - I'm not gonna lie JJ, you might wanna throw the towel mate. [JJ groans] - I don't know if it's worth it, JJ. That last one looked shaky. - f*ck, my f*cking ego! [Sidemen laugh] - Come on boss. Go on. Get it out. Need some f*cking umph, go on. Good form, lock in. [KSI yells]
Here we go, go on, lift! - Oh nope. Nah, nah. You got it off small, I couldn't do that. - That was good. Ethan you got a child to think about. - Dad strength, dad
strength. It's a thing. [Sidemen cheer] - He is the strongest. - My alpha male. - Fair f*cking fight. - Oh my penis is so small! Oh it's so little. - Now, this could be very interesting. Who is the meanest Sidemen? - Ooh. - So number one is the meanest? - Yeah.
- Oh sh*t, oh okay. [Sidemen laugh]
- I was gonna say, where are you going? - Tobi's gotta be,
Tobi's gotta be seventh. - I would argue that my bluntness... - Are you okay? What're
you doing down here? - Is rude, not mean. - Now JJ come back, JJ come back. - What're you doing? - No I don't think, I'm not that mean. - No you're up with us bro.
- Come back, come back. - What?
- It's between us four, us four here yeah, this
is where it goes down. - You three, are definitely there. - I've got issues with you in four. - I'm not in four, I'm just here. - I think, I think, sorry, when Harry is drunk- - Yes, that's what I'm about to say! - His true intentions,
might be the meanest. - As soon as he's had a drink, yeah, he's a f*cking wanker. - I will accept that, but is that- - JJ's nicer than you. - That's not a bit- - But that's your inhibitions. It is, it is.
- Inebriated version of it. - No, drinking reveals your...
- Does it? - Your inhibitions. - Your true character comes out, so I think JJ's nicer than you. - I'd agree with that. - I'm not gonna lie, he
might be my number one. - The meanest? - I feel like you have the least happiness for other people's things.
[Sidemen laugh] - Oh it's like a lack of empathy, for happiness.
- Okay, okay. - Wow, oh wow.
[Sidemen laugh] - The truth all comes out now. Let him cook, let him cook.
- Let him cook. - I think mine is bluntness,
and comes across as rude. 'Cause his is aggression, sometimes. - Yeah, his is just like,
stubbornness and like, is just, yeah, just
gonna be blunt and like- - Well he has done a lot of nice things. - Yeah exactly. He's got
charity, I don't have charity. - Yeah, Harry hates charity. - Aye yeah, put Harry top.
[Sidemen laugh] - I wouldn't be opposed
to go to one but... - But what?
- I'm not that bad. - No you're not, you're not.
- Not that bad. - But compared to us. - You're no f*cking
angel. You're no angel. - I've also, I think
Vik might be the nicest. - No.
- No, no, - TBJZL is a different animal
when someone cuts him up or something yeah, he goes nuts! - Oh no, no, no, but Vik- - He emails.
- Customer service. [Sidemen laugh] - Trustpilot, Trustpilot
reviews gone nuts. - Should we ask the crew? [Sidemen groan] - Ask the audience!
[Sidemen yell] - Would anyone from the crew... Do we have any volunteers? - Yeah, we've got a lot
of rearranging to do. - Oh! - A lot of rearranging? - All right, so.
- Jesus! - Tobi, you stay there. Vik take a step back. Josh you stay there. - Why me? Why me?
[Sidemen laugh] - Ethan to number three. - Me? - Wait. - No, it's all good, it's all good. - Harry to number one. - To number one? - Vik to two? - No! - Wait, it's not even done? - Is that the order? - I can't believe this. - Was this order agreed?
- I can't believe this. - Oh sh*t. - Yeah! [Sidemen cheer and complain] - You don't bring out the bad part of me. - Also we said that Ethan, he just gets angry not mean. - Yeah, Ethan's just grumpy. - That's what I'm saying.
[KSI laughs] No you have like, an aggressive side. But it's not mean. It's not mean. - But what did I do?
[Sidemen yelling] What did I do? What did I do? - [indistinct] [Sidemen laugh] And you called me four eyed. [Sidemen yell]
- Wait what? - Wow you're abusive! It's all coming to light,
it's all coming true, it's all come to light.
[Sidemen laugh] - H.R.? H.R.?
- H.R.! - You look the most
upset, please don't be. It's because you stand up to everyone and you take the Karen position
of sticking up for people. - So that makes me mean? - You ruthless bastard. - All right, thanks crew. [Sidemen applaud] - Which Sidemen has the best rizz? - Tobi. Rizz-JZL. You're the rizz king. - Tobi get up here bro.
- Rizz god. - I don't say anything. - I can back Josh having negative rizz. - I think I've got the most
minus rizz on planet Earth. - I'm very happy, this end. - If we're talking heyday... - Yeah? - You know what, I might argue Harry has- - I've got autistic rizz, genuinely. - Yeah he does, he does. He does, he does, he does. - Sometimes it works man. - I think you need to go lower. Considerably. - Yeah. - I think your chat's sh*t. - I think you use your status as a crutch. - And if I get you your dubs- - You use your status as a
crutch, you don't need rizz. - This man has been on
dates, he got experience. - But it's a waz. - He can talk- No, no, no, I don't
think he's waz anymore. - Nah, he's got a bit better.
- I think back in the day, he used to waz. - Remember that cheeky
message from the Brits', yeah? You showed us the- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That was some of the
most dead sh*t ever. - Yeah, you actually
might have negative rizz. Like if you weren't famous and
rich, it could be a bad day. - I don't think it's that bad. - It's not that bad, but it- - All right you know what, fine, I'll step third.
- So who's above it? - I think Ethan. - No, no, we've got a dark horse here. - Vikkstar, yeah. - Rizzstar, rizzstar. - In his heyday... - He's been exposed already today. - In his heyday, in his heyday. - Nah, he's too mean, he's too mean. - The thing is, you are sociable. [Sidemen arguing] - Yeah, I think you have to go up. - But Josh don't rizz bro. - You have to go up.
- I don't try rizz. - No but he, no one, like- [Sidemen arguing] - In my heyday mate,
I'd go right down here. Get the f*ck off three mate. - Do you think you should be higher? - From the bottom of your heart. - If I wasn't KSI I'd probably
be around here, if not there. - Olajide Olatunji, where is he? - JJ Olatunji is probably there. [Sidemen laugh] - Oh I don't know. - The rizzipedia, go
through the rizzipedia. - Who's a really rizzly bear? - Yeah. - I'm trying to think, I've
seen you like, talk to women. Which is why I wanna put you there.
- Which you haven't seen me do that by the way. - That's awhile, back in the day. - Thank you. Many moons ago. - Many many many- - Many moons ago. - Many, many, many, many, many moons. - Thank you boss. - I don't remember seeing
Harry talk to a woman, ever. [Sidemen laugh]
- Here's the thing, only when I was drunk, I'd be able to. If I was sober I can't hold a conversation.
- Is that rizz? - Oh, then he should be last. - I should be, I should be going down. - Harry if... - Oh actually, you've done
the toilet leaving thing haven't you?
- I have. - Oh! - Yeah you do have to
stand there, unfortunately. - Toilet leaving thing? - On a date with a chick, and
just will get up, go toilet, and just left. Went home. [Ethan laughs] - His confidence highers him above me. - Yeah, half of rizz is confidence. - Back in the day right
remember, his Instagram, just see like three million follows. - Can you see that? Can you read? - Wait does that work? - That takes confidence. - Aw, 'llow it bruv. - That was his whole game back in the day. - That was my game back in the day. - Whatever strategy you gotta
use, you gotta use all right. I think this is good.
- I think that's a good, that's a good list.
- I think, yeah. - What we taught the viewers,
I f*cking got nothing. At least I was like, "Yeah
man, back in my day", but nah no.
[Sidemen laugh] - Oh my god. I can't believe I actually
have to read this out. Which Sidemen has the hottest mum? - Harry get up there man. - Harry's got a [indistinct]! - I would never, my mother
is a beautiful woman, and so I will take it. [Sidemen chattering] - Whose mum is clapped? - Vik's mum is quite- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Careful what you say on the internet. - Brother, I'm happy here. I'll take it. - Know what I'm gonna do? I'm not gonna class neither
mums as hot or ugly. I think they are just...
[Sidemen arguing] They're just lovely people. - Yeah I'ma be here, I'ma be here. - I think my mum's beautiful.
- My mum's beautiful. - My mum's a great person, but I'm not gonna judge her as hot. - I think Harry is the winner. Harry's the winner, nothing
else is to be discussed. - Everyone else stay here. - Nah, nah, if you wanna
play this f*cking game, boys, we'll play this f*cking game. Does the winner make the order? - You're all calling your mum clapped, 'cause you are all last right now. You're last. Your mum is clapped. This is last by the way. This is clapped mums.
- We're in the middle, we're four. - What was the question? Why is this a question? [Sidemen arguing] - Harry's mum is a lengers. - The time to celebrate themselves. - And you know what, JJ's mum? Confident yeah, she's out
here. That's a powerful woman. [Sidemen argue] Yeah two!
- You're number two. - Two, two, two, two. - Wait what did your mum say again? "You want this pussy?" [laughs] [kettle whistles] - Your mum said, "You want
this pussy?" so number one. - And you know what, yeah? Vik's mum is affectionate.
Vik's mum's affectionate. Number three. [Vik] What's going on? - I'm just saying if I
had to marry anyone's mum, it would this man's mum. - So I go there then? - So he should be number one. And you would as well. - She's a lovely person. - You would as well.
- I think, no, no, I think, I think, lets go with this.
- I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle.
- No, no, no, I think your mum's hot.
[Sidemen laugh] - Think about the words that you said. - This is a horrible question. [Sidemen laugh]
- This was awful. - No, I can't let Ethan be at the bottom. - I can't 'cause she's not at the bottom. - His mum's lovely. - That's why this whole thing is awful. - This thing's f*cked
man, this thing's f*cked. - Who is the most intelligent Sidemen? - Intelligence works in many ways. - I agree. - What is intelligence? - Nah, nah, nah listen, listen- - Bro I'm so dumb, I'm so dumb. - I am so f*cking stupid. - Guys, guys. - Are you trying to make out? - This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
- Who's the dumbest, bruv? - Whoever kisses the other one is dumbest. [Sidemen laugh] - I've seen JJ do more like... - Dumb things.
- Dumb things, yeah. - But as an intellectual, I'm f*cking stupid [laughs].
- Yeah you're horrendous yeah. So I don't actually know. - This is all sorts of intelligence. - What, all intelligence, yeah? - You got like emotional intelligence, you got like actual intelligence, from like, say like, book smart. You got street smart, common sense. - Ball knowledge.
- Social sense. - Ball knowledge, ball
knowledge is in there. - Ball knowledge is in. - That alone has put you down.
- Wow, wow. I mean I know that stuff about my balls. - Yep, that's good.
- Yeah, you're down there. I'm gonna throw it out there,
I think Josh is number one. - Yeah, yeah. - All around human smart, you are the guy. - So then, I think you're the
most intelligent book smart. - I think Vik has book smart, but... - No, no- - No life smarts, no
life. Zero smart in life. - But that's life book smart,
that's like economics and... - Tobi's emotionally intelligent. - And actually intelligent. - He knows how to tame a bad b*tch too. - Bro stop this, please, please. - What did he say to
him? He'll tame a what? - A bad b*tch.
[Sidemen laugh] - You know what? Rizz is intelligence. - This is what I would do, yeah. That's what I would do. - Oh dude, just stop being the humble, boring loser.
- No I'm being f*cking honest. - Stop it!
- That's what I- - I don't agree with that. - And you're good at school. - You're telling me this man's not smart? - He is! - I'd put Tobi above me.
- But he also, he also just said, "Oy f*ck uni, this
criminology sh*t is dead". - But he made a smart decision. - Sorry, would you argue
that's not the right decision? - Exactly, YouTube's smart as well. Look at his YouTube channels, that's intelligence, that's not luck. - One in a million. - No, no, no you stay there.
[Sidemen laugh] - No but like, Harry
you're actually a genius. But I just can't work out
where you're a genius. - Yeah, but that- - That's why I'm trying to place you, but I can't work out
where I wanna place you. - I'm gonna use a big
word, he's so multifaceted. - Multifaceted? - Ay come take Harry.
- Swap Harry. - Come up, come up right now.
[Sidemen laugh] - I'll tell you how we
know he's not smart, is 'cause we all cheered
when he said a big word. [Sidemen laugh] - Do you wanna have a stupid-off? - No, no [laughs] - Should we have a stupid-off? - Yeah I guess so.
- All right, let's have a stupid-off.
[Sidemen cheer] - I think we need a 1v1
general question battle, ladies and gentlemen. - Okay, so first to get
three quick questions. Question one, what is
the capital of Italy? The answer is? - Sicily. - What'd he say?
- Sicily is incorrect. [Sidemen laugh] The answer's Rome, very sorry. - Aw, he was about to...
[Sidemen laugh] - He was gonna say Milan. - I thought it was too obvious. - He was gonna say Milan. - Were you gonna say Milan? - I was gonna say Milan.
[Ethan laughs] - All right guys, not a good start. Question two [laughs],
what colour is a sapphire? - Uh that is, is it blue? - Correct. [Sidemen cheer] One correct answer. Next question. What kind of food is penne? - Pasta! - Straight and edge, so you're correct. [Sidemen cheer] - He's f*cking whitewashed it. - Look at me you idiot. [Sidemen laugh] Look at me. - Okay. - I'm in your head, idiot. - What is the fourth planet from the sun? - My very expensive, Mercury? [Tobi yells]
- Brother. - So close, it was Mars. - That's good though, if
you buzz it he can't answer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's smart, that's smart
from you. That was smart. - Next one, how many Harry
Potter movies are there? - That was me by the way. Is that eight? - Correct.
- He's won it! [Sidemen applaud] - It's a whitewash. - Yeah! - I would say if that was the challenge Harry should be at number one 'cause he loves that kind of stuff. - Wait, wait, can I challenge Harry? - You'll lose, there's no point.
- If you want to. - Yeah screw it, I challenge Harry. - First to three, here we go. What are the four oceans called? - I've no f*cking idea.
- No idea. - I'ma say Pacific,
Atlantic, Arctic, and... f*cking ocea, I don't know.
- No! [Harry] I don't know! Mediterranean? - So close.
- I'm here, I'm here bruv. - Indian.
- Oh the Indian! - Three out of four, not bad. [Sidemen laugh] What is the currency of Finland? - Euros? - Correct. - Oh!
[Sidemen applaud] - f*ck! - Harry, you just went-
- We went there, we were there.
- We went there Harry! - I thought it was krona. - Nah, that's Denmark. - That's the Scandinavian one. - What is the chemical
symbol for hydrogen? - H? - He's in there!
[Sidemen cheer] - Well played. - JJ he's gonna do it! - JJ come on!
- He's gonna do it! - Come on, JJ. - Call him an idiot, call him an idiot. - Idiot. [Sidemen cheer] - What sport did Babe Ruth famously play? - Baseball. - The comeback, the comeback.
[Sidemen cheer] - What four-letter word can come before fly, place, and ball,
to make three new words? - Oh! [laughs] I know it. [Sidemen laugh] - Tree? [Sidemen mock] - Fire. What does IPA stand for? - Indian pale ale? - I'll give him that, it's India pale ale! Well played.
[Sidemen cheer] - All right the tiebreaker, the final one. - Harry, call him an idiot! - Not yet, 'cause we're drawing still. - Okay, tough one. How many bones are there in the human ear? - Ear? There's three. - Bang on. [Sidemen cheer] - You called him an idiot too. - And that is it ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching. Be sure to subscribe and get
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