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[eagle screeching] - We've come a long way to do this today. - Yeah. - Some of us from other countries, even other continents. [participants excited scream]
- Yeah! - We fought in wars together.
[participants laugh] - Yeah we have! - We fought in wars against each other. - Yes! - But today- we are a team. - Yes. - A team focused on one thing. - What? - The domination of the opposing sex. - Yes.
[participants laugh] - Nearly went up. - Why am I always first, Bro? - You literally chose to go first. - Like literally. This is the board, this is him. "Why is it always me that's first?" [participants laugh] - Don't f*ck it up. f*ck! Be easy for you. [Blonde girl laughs]
- Jeez. - Hi guys, I'm Elena Kamperi
and I'm from Germany. - I'm KSI. I'm 29 and- - Wow. That's harassment. Oh no!
[Participants laugh] Oh sh*t. Okay. - He's in training camp.
[participants laugh] - Can't wait to see. What about the pants? - Looks like you grew a little dick today. [participants laugh and applaud] - I mean say yes and you
might get to see more. - You know what-
[laughs] [participants applaud] - Oh yeah. - I would've said yes. - Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
[laughs] - f*ck you bird! - That was impressive. Hi. - Hi. - I'm Logan, I'm 27. These other dudes ain't sh*t.
I promise I'm the sweetest. I'll make you forget about my micro penis. [suspenseful music] - I don't think I can
forget about that, but- - He say a micro penis. - What? - I like the fit though so, I'm like okay. - Yeah? [participants applaud and cheer] - Oh wow. What? - Must be nice to be noted.
- I'd say it. - Even with a micro penis. - I couldn't hear a f*cking thing you said apart from the fact you got micro penis. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah that's
the only part that mattered. - You said you have a micro penis? - No.
[participant laughs] - Yeah, he said like these guys are sh*t- - You said yes to micro penis. [Elena laughs] - Hi, I'm Tobi, I'm 29 and I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is Bella
Poarch is meant to be here but she pulled out last minute. The good news is my
pullout game's stronger. [participants applauding and cheering] - So you're thinking about
Bella Poarch, not about me? - No, no forget her. We don't care for her. We don't care- [participants express and applaud] These other hoes got me f*cked up. - Yeah, it's okay. - They got me f*cked up. - Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 25. Were you involved in
the theft and subsequent human trafficking of the world
famous actor and comedian Kevin? 'Cause you sure stole my heart. - Oh my god. [participants laugh] - What are you talking about? I'm confused, maybe
it's the British accent. - Okay. - But I don't understand you so. - Okay. [participants laugh and applaud] - Hey, I'm Vic, I'm 26
and I recently got engaged so do what you want with that information. - Great, me too. Here. - Oh nice. [participants cheer and applaud] - Let's go you swing- - Swinging season!
[participants cheer] - Swing. - Swinging season! - Swing! - Hi, I'm Simon. I'm 29 and are you free
tonight or do you cost? - Oh. [Elena mumbles]
- I cost way too much so. - Oh damn! He got the YouTube money though. - But she still costs. [Elena laughs] - It's right. Saving money, every day. Hi, I'm Josh. I'm 29. Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Spread your legs. Give me an hour. - Huh? - This is disgusting. [participants laugh] - Disgusting? - I won't give you an hour. Not a minute. So, bye. [SKI laughs]
- Get wrecked. - They're British. - My name's Ethan, I'm 27. And you're part German, right? - Right. - 'Cause this British dick
about to win this war. [bomb exploding]
[participants laugh] - Show her! [participants cheering] - Yes! Yes, bro!
[laughs] - I want to found out- find out about that. - Yeah? - Yeah. Let's go.
- Okay. [participants cheering] - Come on the praise! [laughs] - Hi. I'm George. Nice to meet you. I'm 29. I hope you like
candy and if you do come, taste the rainbow.
[participants laugh] [participants laugh and clap] - Wait, where did you get them? Did you bring them? - You're so cute. But you already forgot
my name two minutes ago and I remember that so. [participants scream] - I still don't f*cking remember you. [participants laugh] [hand clapping]
[participants mumbling] - f*ck! - Skittles in the pants for nothing. They're still falling out. - Hey, what's up. My name is Mike, 37. [participants laugh]
- Oh. - Just wanna say-
[speaking in foreign language] [Elena laughs] [Elena speaks in foreign language] [upbeat music] [people laughing] - Yes.
- Yeah! [participants cheering]
- Yeah! [participants cheering] - Yes! Yes! - I know what you do man! Nice! - I know, what a man. - I didn't know you knew German. - Just a little bit. Just a little bit. [eagle screech] - Now is the part where you tell us why you said no to each guy, so you can start in any order. - Actually, I already
forgot what they said. - Oh, now you okay about forgetting sh*t. [audience laughing] - I'm gonna go f*ck it over there. - I can, you can't!
[audience laughing] - I was just like bothered because of the two minutes before. - No, it's okay Ashley. It's fine. [participants laughing] - I forgot the pick up line. [participants laughing] - Not memorable. - His was disgusting. - Oh yeah. Disgusting, right.
- Yeah. [Elena mumbles] - I was like expecting
something more romantic. Like, I don't know "If you were a fart, I would've hold my cheeks so
tight to never let you go." - Oh. - Something like that would get my heart, you know.
- She came with that. - Just for next time. - He's right about that one.
[Ethan drowns out Elena] - I don't understand British English, so I'm sorry.
- Okay. I'll try my best.
[participants laughing] [participants laughing drowns out Tobi] - Harry had a whole speech. You know- [participants laughing] - And you're actually cute, but I also forgot the
pick up line. I'm sorry. [participants laughing] - Got so dumped. [participants laughing and mumbling] [eagle screech] [upbeat bongo music] - Oh, George, I didn't
know the hips did that. [participants mumbling] - You get me bricked up
in the back of the key. - f*ck yeah.
- Hi. - That's now. - Hi, I'm Sky Brie. I'm 23 years old and
I'm from Pennsylvania. - Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 29.
- Uh, what was that? I'm in my Prime, but I'd rather be in you. - Oh wow. - We'll go with yes, I like Prime. [participants cheering]
[George applauds] - It's the drink, man. It's not you. - I'm Simon. I'm 29 and are you a minion? 'Cause my penis just grew.
[participants booing] - I'd like to see it. - Wow. What? - Are these yeses? - Hi. I'm George, I'm 29 and you kind of remind me of a Pokemon because I just want a peek-a-chew. [participants mumbling] - I like that one. - Okay, so this chick wants everything. - She wants everything. [participants mumbling] - Hi Sky. I'm Logan, I'm 27
and if I remember correctly, I think you hooked up with my brother. - I did. You're the cuter one, though. - Did you wanna hook up with the other? - Let's do that. [participants cheering and applauding] - Oh, no pressure. - No, no pressure. - What's up? My name's Mike, I'm 37. I gave up drugs a long time ago so I don't have any lines
on me, but what's good? - You want to see my tits? - Yeah, absolutely. - Fan-f*cking-tastic. [participants mumbling]
- Wow. [ground hitting] - Fantastic. - Yes. - Oh my God.
[participants giggling] - Bro, I didn't even
see, I didn't even see. Why can't I even see, why?
[participants giggling] - Fall over. - I have to go to church today. [SKI laughs] - You want to see my tits? - Caution! Content's hot! [upbeat music] - The f*ck is that? [participants mumbling] - I'm still amazed at the
tits. I can't lie bro. That's still running
through my head repeatedly. [participants mumbling]
- Oh my God. [participants applauding] [George screams] [participants screaming] - Go to church today. - Sidemen tinder naked. [participants mumbling] - Watch that. [laughs] - Did it just get hot in here. - Yeah, one of you
guys' a no know now bro. - All to you Vic.
[participants laughing] Hey I'm Vic, I'm 26 and as
you can see, I hurt my knee. It's because I fell for you. - Oh no. - That's overused.
[participants scream] - Look, my knee. My knee is actually f*cking hurt. - Ouch! Hello. I'm Harry, I'm 25. Are you a block of Dutch cheese? 'Cause you're looking Gouda.
[participants laughing] - No.
[participants laughing] - Too cheesy bro. Too cheesy. - We keep it cheesy. We keep it cheesy. - Hi you, I'm KSI. I'm 29 and let me tell
you a joke about my penis. Actually it's a bit too long. [laughs] - You're KSI, so yeah. [participants cheering and applauding] - Some of us work for this.
[participants laughing] - Hi. I'm Tobi, I'm 29. Happy belayed Independence
Day, but how would you like to be the reason the British come again? - Wow.
- Oh! - No.
[participants screaming] - That was a good line. [participants screaming and applauding] - Thank you! - My name's Ethan, I'm 27
and do you like Harry Potter? - I love Harry Potter. - 'Cause I've got 12 inch unbending wand for you to play with. - Yes, definitely. [participants laughing and applauding] - Bro, that's crap! That's crap! - Why you lying? - Seeing a theme over there. - Yeah. [eagle screeching] [Sky sighs]
- Mostly they're all short. - Oh okay. All right. - I made it!
[participants laughing] I f*cking made it! [participants laughing and clapping] - I promise I'm as tall as these guys. [participants lauughing] - And they look like they
could run a good train on me. [train honking]
- Oh my god. [participants laughing] - Welcome to LA Boys! Welcome to LA, boys. - This is why I can't live
here. I can't ive here, bro. - Why do you think I bought a house here? [participants laughing] - Vic, if I live here, I'll go to hell. [eaghe screeching] [participants humming] - Brut, what a bomber. - My name's Ashley. I'm from Utah. - Okay. Yeah. I'm Ethan, I'm 27. Ashley got my dick guard.
[participants laughing] - Gotta go. [laughs] Gotta go.
[participants laughing] - Hello. I'm Harry, I'm 25. You look like you'd be
very good at cock fighting. You know like in- Romania when they get two
chickens to fight each other and then they bet on
the chicken that wins. Do you wanna know why?
'Cause you are impeccable. [participants clapping]
- f*ck yeah. - That's actually pretty clever. I'll go. - Yes.
[Ashley laughs] - My king. - I'm KSI, I'm 29 and do
you like Imagine Dragons? - I do. - Well, imagine dragging
my balls across your face. [participants laughing]
- Oh my God. - It's a Twitch joke. [Ashley giggles]
Oh, absolutely not. Go over there. - Absolutely not. - Even with the KSI. - Absolutely not. - It's okay brother. - All right, come on guys. - Hi, I'm Simon. I'm 29 and I looked up the top 10 places to eat out
in LA and you were number one. [participants clapping]
- I love that. Get your ass over there. [participants clapping] - Come on. - Hi, I'm Tobi. I'm 29 and
I've got a poem for you. - Oh. - LA is the home of the Walk of Fame. I want to be the reason
you do the walk of shame. [participants giggling]
[Ashley laughing] [Ashley humming] - Why is that shame for walk, Tobi? Why? It's a proud walk. - It's the hills in the morning
with the joggers and my- - I hate the walk of shame, I'm sorry. [participants humming] - That's the real walk of shame. - Now you do your walk of shame! - How are you gonna do that to me? - I'm sorry. - But you're beautiful, though. - Thank you. - She's beautiful though.
- Oh my God. - I'm alone. Hey, I'm Vic. I'm 26 and my
fiance doesn't know I'm here. - Jesus Christ.
[participant laughing] - Man no's. [gasps deeply] - Well, now she does. [laughs] [participants laughing]
- Man no's. [participants laughing and clapping] - Hi, I'm George. I'm 29
and I'd love to take you to the movies, but they
always get so mad at me when I bring my own snack. - Oh wow!
[participants clapping] [participants cheering and applauding] - Hi. I'm Josh, I'm 29. Your body is a wonderland
and I want to be Alice. [Ashley and participants giggling] - Okay. - Think about it. - It sounds confused. - You go over there. [participants applauding and cheering] - He's in, he's in. - f*cking Alice in Wonderland. - Hey, I'm not ugly. - No, we're Nigerian. - Yeah, come on. - Oh, sorry. - I'm 37 years old. You wanna find out why
they call me "Big Mike"? - Ooh. - You know what? I already know that answer so. [laughs] - That's right. - Oh wow! [participants laughing and clapping] - Hey, still here. - f*ck! Hey, I'm. Logan. I'm 27. I'll keep this short and simple. I can get you tickets to
the next Jake Paul fight. [Ashley laughing]
- Was there an end? [participants mocking]
- No, that's it. - Okay go. [laughs] [participants laughing and clapping] - There is not a fight you've won. [participants laughing] - Well, you're not a fan of Jake Paul. - No.
[participants laughing] [eagle screeching] [Ashley hums] - Some of them when you- guys are like on the
edge of going over there. - Wait, even with me imagining dragging my balls across your face. - Maybe not that one,
to be honest with you. Not that one. - But you like imagine dragons. - I do. - So just imagine- - No, it didn't work. We get it!
[participants laughing] - Hey, what if she was
like, "Oh! Get over there!" [participants laughing] - I was like, I don't remember yours. - That's okay. Just call me
short and be done with it. [Ethan laughs]
[participants clapping] - I'm like, you guys are
glad I have a bad memory. And I was like, you guys I'm like- are amazing. - Oh wow. Amazing. - There you go guys. - Congrats boys. Hey, congrats boys. - You're amazing guys. [participants applauding] - I wonder what she was like. [Mike laughs] [eagle screeching] [Tana laughs]
- It's f*cked up. Here is f*cked up.
[participants laughing] Bro, this looks like my Instagram DM's. [participants laughing] - Oh no, who's in there? Own up. - Y'all about to cook me, I already know. I was hoping I was gonna find love and it's just like
impulsive indecisive men. Who don't love me.
[participants laughing] Hey. - Hello. Hey, I'm Harry. I'm 25. How do you pronounce your second name? - Second name? Love a British king, Mojo. - Ah. - But I'm trying to change that today. - f*ck, that's not what I want you to say. [participants laughing] Is that how you pronounce it? - Yeah. - f*ck. Oh, my line's done. I was gonna say "I'm among as well" but I- [participants laughing] Just say anyway. - Me laughing like I
understand what he said at all. - I know, that's all I've got. - So that's it? That was- Oh, you did great king.
[Tana hums] Yes, totally. - Thank you.
[Mike applauds] - Wait, what? - But guys, like- I would probably f*ck like,
a homeless man outside. So like, don't take it like too seriously. You know what I mean?
[participants laughing] - Well, now it's worse. - Great, okay.
- Immediately, yes. No, I'm just kidding. [laughs] - Hi, I'm Josh. I'm 29. - Hi Josh. - Do you have any toothpaste?
'Cause I need some Oral B? - Oh wow. - I have to send you that way.
I am so sorry. [laughs] - A homeless guy!
[participants laughing] - Am I worse than a- [participants mocking] - He belongs to the streets. - He's burning. He's burning up. [Tana and KSI laughs] - So, I'm trying to get that prime dick. [participants scream] - That sound like a "yes" already! - Swipe right then! - Immediately yes. I've seen the net worth, immediately yes. [KSI laughs]
[participants applauding] Great to see you guys!
[participants laughing] - That was so easy. I didn't even say anything.
[Tana laughs] - I'm Tobi.
- Hey Tobi. - I'm 29 and I'm trying
to go to my favourite free fast food places with you. - Okay. - In and out. In and out. In and out. [Tana laughs]
- Oh! - I'll have a double
double with a large fry. You can go that way. [participants cheering and applauding] - I'm sorry. Do you wanna
go over there? Like all- - No, it's fine.
[participants laughing] - What's up. I'm Mike, I'm 37.
- Hey. - You once wants married a guy who beats up people for a living. - I know. - Why don't you finally
let me beat up that pussy. [Tana laughs]
- Wow! [participants clapping]
[SKI imitates punching] - That was so scary.
[participants laughing] - Scary? - No, Mike, I love you. You're like, you know, I would f*ck but- just go that way. You know what. - Yes! [participants laughing] - I had a shot. - I'll be with you. Don't worry. - I think you know me.
[Tana laughs] No, I know this is hard.
- What's hard? [Mike and Tobi mocking]
- You're like my sister. - I literally was saying
today you're like my cousin. Like, you know. But people
their cousins though. - You guys look like
you fit the description. [participants laughing] - This is making me wanna cry you. - Maybe today you could be my stepsister. [Tana laughs]
- Oh! - Word to Lana Rhoades, eh!
- Oh! - I have to say no, I think. I don't want- - It's fine. - It's good for you. You
need to be humble sometimes. - It's fine, yeah.
- You know what I mean? - Hi, I'm Simon. I'm 29.
- Hi Simon. And are you from Tennessee?
'Cause you look inbred. [participants laughing and applauding] - And why do I like men who disrespect me? You can go that way. [participants cheering] - That's my guy, come on. - Hey, I'm Vic. I'm 26 and
are you the Russian ruble? 'Cause you look kind of worthless. - Oh!
- Money kind of jokes. - I don't what it means,
but it sounded so mean. So I think I have to send you that way. - That's fine.
- Just like- - Yeah, it was mean. It was mean. I called you worthless. [participants laughing]
It was mean. - My name's Ethan, I'm
27 and I'll be honest. You're like a four, but you
got loads of money, so please. [participants laughing] - Don't you have money? - Not as much as you. - That's fair. But I'm already, you know, I'm already being
charitable to the homeless. You gotta go that way.
- Oh! - The height difference is giving too. Oh! Baby, I'm a good Christian woman. You're the one.
[George and Tana laugh] Just kidding. - Question. Are you a magician? 'Cause you just made my
girlfriend disappear. [Tana laughs]
- Oh! [participants applauding] - I'm f*cking George! [participants screaming] [eagle screeching] - I should have said yes to you. Okay. You know, can you go over there? I'm really sorry. - Oh, well done.
[participants cheering] - There's the homeless charity. - Pity sex hits way more
than regular sex. I'm like- I'm sorry.
[participants laughing] - Wait, what? What's going on?
- I think- - I think what's going. - They both set a bunch of British sh*t that was super f*cking rude
that I didn't understand. [participants laughing]
[Tana hums] It's giving Disneyland, it's giving height to ride this ride. - Oh! - And then- - You know, I've had
a lot of moments where I wanted to, you know, spite f*ck Logan or f*ck Logan for the
fun of it, or whatever. But I've chosen a good Christian path, so. [participants applauding] - Yeah. - Amen! - And now they're all
gonna run a train on me. [train horn honking]
Let's go! [participants cheering] - That's our second train today. [participants cheering] Let's f*cking go. [eagle screeching] - Oh Josh. - See that? - Oh God. - Yeah. Got goosebumps bro. - I think I might just cum. - Hey.
[participants cheering] - Yeah, one more time!
[participants laughing] - Someone's excited. [laughs] - What's your name? [Abby laughs]
- Abby. - Hi Abby, uh-
- What's your name? - Logan. Here, I got a note for you. - You can't touch, is a screen. - Okay. Open again. Open again. Read aloud. Will you be mine for a lemon lime prime? [bottle catching] - Oh wow!
[participants applauding] [Abby hums]
- Okay. [participants laughing] - Nice. - Hello. - Hi, I'm Tobi. I'm 29 and thanks to you I don't need to go to KSI next fight 'cause I've already seen a knockout. - Oh! - Wow. Okay. Yes. - He don't have knockouts, bro. - That was cute.
[Ethan laughs] I like the respect. I
like the respect so far. [melancholic music] - Hello, I'm Harry.
- Thank God. - I'm 25 and you know what they say, "Once you go Jew, nothing else will do." [participants laughing] [Abby hums] - That sounds like- [laughs] - My God. - I don't- I don't really, I don't know. I'm gonna have to say no. - Oh, circumcised.
[participants laughing] Oh, she cut you out real quick. [participants laughing and applauding] - Hi, I'm Simon. I'm 29
and I'm no weatherman, but you can expect two inches tonight. [participants laughing] - That's two inches. That's big. [Abby giggles] - That's disgusting. No, you're gross. - Humble king.
- It's not disgusting. - Hi. - Hello. My name's Ethan, I'm 27. You've had RiceGum, how
about some of this nice cum? - Oh!
[participants screaming] - You all have to bring him up? No. [participants laughing] - Was good though. It was good. - Oh my God. [laughs]
- Disgusting. Ew.
[laugh drowns out George] - Hi, I'm George. I'm 29 and I love your curves, but my favourite is your smile. - Aw. - Oh now he's gonna get right for that. - That is so gentlemenlike. I'm gonna have to say I yes. - I've used it before.
[participants applauding] - Oh my god. Don't hurt yourself. [participants laughing] - Okay, changing up the vibe. - Hey, what's up? I'm Mike, I'm 37. - All right. - I know I don't know you very well, but I brought you a little something. - Hate to win. Oh! - It's empty. - Yeah, it's an Hermes bag, isn't it? - Yeah, like from the store but- - It's an Hermes bag, isn't it? - He got you an Hermes bag. - It's literally an Hermes bag. [participants laughing] - I'm gonna have to say no. - Oh! - I don't even know.
- Get your bag back. - Take your bag back.
Go get your bag. Get your bag king. [participants laughing and applauding] - Know your worth. - Hi, I'm Josh. I'm 29. I love watching sunsets. I'd rather watch you go down instead. - Oh. [Abby hums] - Okay, I'm gonna have to say no sir. I would gain some respect. Get some respect and then maybe- - No, one last time. Don't eat that anymore. [clears throat]
- Hi. - Hey, I'm Vic. I'm 26 and in
the scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? - Oh! - I'm not free. - What? [participants laughing] - Oh sh*t. - Come on, was a good one. - I'm KSI, I'm 29 and- I forgot my line. [participants screaming] - Is a troll surely. You trolling. - You need some more time
or like, you need a minute? - f*ck it, do you want a
live time supply of Prime? - Okay. Yeah, sounds good. - Well, I don't have that. [laughs] [participants laughing]
- What you need? - You're not even gonna be able
to produce them fast enough. - Hey, can I- - Yeah, I'm down. Yeah.
- Yeah, all right come. [participants applauding]
[eagle screeching] - Mike, like I get your
joke but it kind of just- it didn't hit, you know what I mean? - Can I? - God bless you.
[participants mocking] - Recovery.
[participants applauding] - Swipe him right!
[participants laughing] - Welcome brother! - It's even more funny 'cause
he thought he had something. But anyways. I said no to you? - Yes. - What was your joke again? I mean, what was your- - I asked how free you were
and obviously not very free, - I mean that wasn't-
- unlike America. - That wasn't disrespectful. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I just had to say no. God bless you, though.
[KSI laughs] - She didn't want to, she had to. [participants mocking] - Okay. Wait, so what was your line again? - Three inches. - Oh God, disgusting.
- Two! [participants laughing] - What you got a boner
now, Bobby? What's good? [participants mocking] - That was his chance to try to get over. - Yeah, that was just gross.
I'm not really like a crude- I know that's like,
kind of a British thing. - So we're funny.
[participants laughing] - I said when you go Jew,
nothing else will do. - Are you Jewish? - No, but-
[participants laughing] - I don't know, I'm not either so I'm just, something's not connecting. You okay. You said- I thought I would remember this. You said- - RiceGum. - Oh my God. No.
[participants laughing] - I know, right? No. I know.
[participants applauding] - And then you say something
about cum, like that's just- - I did. Yeah, you're right in that. Yeah. - That's pretty nasty.
- Yeah sorry. - You said something about
drinking cum. What did you say? - No, I said "How about
some of this nice cum?" [participants laughing] - He did say it nicely.
- It's not nasty, isn't it? - Yeah, it was very like- just, I'm not for it.
- Okay, no worries. - I respect like the humour of it- - Oh Thank you very much. - but it's just like, if
I was looking for a date- - Yeah.
- I would definitely say no. - Okay, sweet. What about him?
[participants laughing] - You said- - I just really enjoy watching sunsets. - oh, and then going down.
Yeah, absolutely not. [participants mocking] - Why not? It's a bit of fun. - Coming back to the British
humour. It's just not- - I wouldn't say humour,
it's just like human nature. - I'm more of a southern
bell, so I like respect. - We fighting for this one.
[participants laughing] - He's a dog. [eagle screeching] - Oh. - Hi. I'm Juju, I'm from Miami. - Hi, I'm Simon. I'm 29
and I'll be honest like, I think I got the wrong Juju. I was writing one, this is not- [participants laughing] - The American football player? - Yeah. - I was Juju before that was Juju, so- - Oh, hi. - Hi, I'm gonna say no. - That's fair. I'm lucky. - Lucky, mate. Next time. - What's up? I'm Mike, I'm 37
and you've been treated wrong. It's neither here nor there. I'd like to make your problems go away. Kind of like my hair. - Oh, nice. - Your hair is looking
great. I'm gonna say yes. [participants applauding and cheering] - Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 25- What's the difference between
you and lifesaving operations for underprivileged
children with bone cancer? I quite like you.
[participants mocking] - Wait.
- Wait, what? [participants laughing]
- What type of drugs? - I'm new to crumpet humour, so- - Okay.
- I'm gonna go with yes. - Thank you.
[participants applauding] Come on. Nice. - Hi Tobi. - Hi, I'm Tobi. I'm 29 and I'm
Nigerian, where banging Juju means doing witchcraft,
but we're not in Nigeria so we can get away with it. [Juju hums]
- I'm down. Let's go. - Yeah.
- Oh nice. [participants cheering and clapping] - Hi. I'm Josh, I'm 29. Knock knock. - Who's there? - Where? When? - Where, when what? - Where, when who? - Oh, where, when who? Yeah. - My place anytime, me and you. - Oh. Oh. - I like it. - She didn't like it, bro. - I'm going with no. - It's fine. - What's up? I'm KSI, 29
and there's only gonna be seven planets left after
I've destroyed your anus. - Wait a minute. - And there'll only be seven planets left when I've destroyed your anus. - Oh yeah. Let's go. [participants clapping]
- Oh! - sh*t, yes.
- I'll take it. - Anal. - Just sit down, Logan.
- Let's f*cking go. - Sit down. You got
bit by KSI again buddy. [KSI laughs]
Sit down. It's over. - What's up Juju? I'm Logan. I'm 27 and I just signed with the WWE. You should give me a chance. [participants cheering and clapping] I got my belt right here so
you can take off my pants. - Oh! [participants cheering and clapping] - Welcome brother!
[KSI laughs] Hey, my name is Microsoft. I'm 26, can I crash at your place? [participants mocking] - I hate when my sh*t
crashes. Honestly. No. - That was such a tech support joke. [KSI laughs]
- Bulk it out. Jesus Christ. - My name's Ethan. I'm 27
and I got a poem for you. - Okay. - Hey Juju, will you eat my poo poo? [participants laughing] - What the f*ck? - I'm gonna say no. - Okay, no worries. - Why did you have to think about that? - Hi, I'm George. I'm Middle Eastern, so I'm probably gonna
scream out wallow walk bar when I see that bombass pussy of yours. - Oh, oh! Oh damn!
[participants cheering] [participants clapping] Impulsive boys here. [eagle screeching] - I feel like, it was like- weird pickup lines. The poop one.
[participants giggling] Interesting. The crashing of the Microsoft. I hate when that sh*t
happens, but good try guys. - Ah thanks. Thank you very much. - I would say yes to
everyone, but you know. [participants laughing]
- Thank you. - Hi guys. - Hello.
[Tobi mocks] - I'm Emily. I am 23 years
old and I'm from Utah. - I'm KSI. I'm 29 and- threw me. Oh sh*t.
[Tobi mocks] [energetic music]
[music drowns out Emily] I just got a sweaty
cold. Get your tits out. - Get your tits out. - Oh no, I don't like. - I wasn't part of that.
I didn't know what it was. - Oh no.
[participants clapping] - Oh my God. She was. [participants giggling] - You can't ask her to
do it. She's gotta do it. - I liked it. It was naughty. So that's a yes. - That one's for culture, out there. [participants clapping]
That was for culture. - Yes! Hi, I'm Simon. I'm 29 And
let me just clear a place for you to sit it.
[participants laughing] - Look, he already did the
naughty, so I'm gonna have- - Well, be prepared for
a lot more. [laughs] - It wasn't necessarily
my favourite, sorry. - Oh!
[participants clapping] - God bless. - Hi. I'm Tobi, I'm 29 and when they said I'll be
doing a video with Emily, this wasn't the video I had in mind. - Oh! ♪ Hey, be ready ♪ [participants applauding and cheering] - Yeah! Take me in brother. [participants laughing] - I loved that one. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm 25. What does my penis and
the prime hydration drink by KSI and Logan Paul have in common? They'll both give you mouthfuls. [participants laughing] - What? - Logan about to swing. - I mean, I have to turn it down. [laughs] - Harry, what the f*ck? Why did you say that? [participants talking] - I love this dude.
- We need a disclaimer. [participants laughing]
- What the f*ck. Hey, I'm Vic. I'm 26 and I
would ask for your number for that last time a
girl asked me for a ring, I took it literally and we're now engaged. [participants laughing] So, make of that what you will. - Right. Okay, brother. - Actually that's really sweet.
I'm gonna give you a yes. - Swing! - That was very wholesome. - It's true as well. - Hi. I'm Josh, I'm 29. I wanna stick my tongue, soap up your ass that can taste the sh*t the
minute I put you through. - Oh no. - f*cking hell. - I'm into it.
[Emily hums] That's a yeah. - Oh wow! - Fair enough, man. Fair enough. - Wow, I thought he'd lost his mind. [participants laughing] - Hi, I'm George. I'm 29 and I'm curious, are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna be screaming
when I'm inside of you. [participants cheering] - Look, I'm liking the- - No, I get it.
[participants laughing] - I'm sorry. [participants laughing and applauding] - My name's Ethan. I'm 27. I f*cked myself on a beach once too. I just forgot my sun cream. - Come over here, bud.
[participants laughing] - It was all right. - Ginger, I'd f*ck myself. [participants laughing] - My name is Mike. I'm 37.
[clearing throat] Emily, things didn't go very well for us the first time around, but the thing about life is
it gives us second chances. Can I have one? - Do you wanna make out? - Yeah, sure. f*ck it. [participants screaming and laughing] - That's a yes above all yes. - What the f*ck is going on man. - I just want everybody to know, he picked the girls.
[participants laughing] He picked the girls. It's ricked. [eagle screeching] - Honestly, I felt they
could have been better. [participants laughing] - The guys or the lines? - The lines, the lines. I'm all about like fun,
spunky like, vibes and- - Emily, I'm stuck.
[participants laughing] [George screams]
[participants laughing] Should I go get you? - Move him over? - No! Yeah, I just- I thought they could have been
a little bit more like fun. - Fair enough. - Thank you. [eagle screeching] - Have you got any yeses, Harry? - We'll volunteer. We still going, right? - Hi. [participants cheering] - f*cking hell brother. - Hello. - Can you introduce yourself? - I'm Mia. Where's the- Hi camera? I'm Mia Malkova. - Hi. I'm Tobi, I'm 29 and I
promised my friend last time that I'd ask you this. Go JJ. [Mia laughs] - Okay, right. - That way? - Yeah. [participants applauding] - Wait, they both get down. - Oh, I'll take it. - No, get back in the line. Hello, I'm Harry. I'm
25. What does a cucumber and my first pet hamster have in common? Funnily enough, I've never
tried to put a cucumber at my bum.
[participants laughing] - Yeah, that kid's odd. That kid's odd. Excuse me. What's up, Mia .I'm Logan. - Hi. - I didn't know you were coming
today. I gotta be honest. I jerked off to you last night. - Oh, thank you. - Gimme a sec- to finish eating this so
I can start eating that. - Oh!
[participants applauding] - That was so good, bro. - Real thinking. Go to the judges. - Hi-
- Hi. I'm George. I gotta say you are so beautiful. My zipper is falling for you. - I actually liked that one.
- Okay. You can go over there.
[participants applauding] That was very sweet. - I'm Simon, I'm 29 and
I'd eat a mile of your sh*t just to see where it came from. [participants laughing] - What's with the sh*t again? - Say that again? - I'd eat a mile of your just
to see where it came from. - Okay, you could just go over there. [Mia laughs] - She made him say it twice. - Jesus - I'm KSI, 29 and are you a gun? Because I want to put you in my mouth. - No, I'm sorry. I meant over there. [participants laughing] My bad. Okay now I feel bad, just go to the right. It's okay. Go to the right.
[participants laughing] - Hey I'm Vic, I'm 26 and when I proposed I got down on one knee and she said yes. If you got down on both
knees, I'd say yes. - Oh! - Hey, where'd that come from? - That was good.
[George applauds] - Best idea of all night. - My name is Mike. I'm
37, kind of a drug addict. And you look like a crack rock. I'd like to introduce you to my pipe. [participants mocking] What's up? My name is Mike. I'm 37- [participants laughing] - f*cking bad. That's so bad. I'm sorry. You're really pretty. - Okay, now you can go over there. - Oh! - Wait a minute! - That's the second
time Mike has recovered. - Hi, I'm Josh. I'm 29. If we were companies-
[participants mocking] - Sorry drug joke- - If we were companies, I'd
be Nike, even McDonald's. Cause I'll be doing
it. You'd be loving it. - Oh. - That was very clever.
[participants applauding] - Hey. - Hi. - My name's Ethan and I'm- stoked. Please- - Let me help you. - Please.
- Can I come help you? - Please. - Oh no!
[participants screaming] - No, he is fine. - I have a child on the way! - What's wrong with you? [Mia laughs] - Now I have a child on the way! - Come back over there.
- f*ck! [participants laughing and applauding] [eagle screeching] - Well done.
- Thanks brother. - You should be ashamed of yourself. [participants laughing]
[Ethan mumbles] - I actually wanna know why you said no. - I forgot what you
said. What did you say? - He wanted to eat you out? - He's nearly finished the sandwich- and then nearly eat that. - And I'm done, by the way.
- Oh! [Mia hums] - I don't remember what you said. - Whatever.
[participants laughing] - Is not been that memorable. Honestly, I don't remember
what any of you said It all happened so quickly. - I said it twice.
[participants laughing] - Oh my God, you were the twice guy. [participants laughing] [participants cheering and applauding] - Nothing like a little photo promoting alcohol and drugs. - Yeah, damn right! [camera shooting] [uplifting music]
