James Charles Enablers & Keemstar Is Obsessed With Me - After Dark #55

you know what they improvise so let me put the words there i'm an island boy trying to make my people proud first minute this has to be the clean version first minutes oh yeah because they dropped an bomb yeah well um i was assuming you wouldn't say that but the any bombs of any kind no no letter bombs of anything island boy trying to keep it they could stay like a lion they just say weird [ __ ] like that oh i said i said that s word [Applause] girl [Laughter] so okay i gotta say i love the island boys song but i like it the unplugged version oh for sure um love the jordan pencil clip sorry everybody but oh yeah it's too funny sorry you're what you're doing is because you're not here because i'm not here the whole week yeah love the high segment thank you so good job everybody yeah lots of time remarks for reviewing the week because it's been a long week you know we make four episodes a week here folks that ain't easy two to three hours a piece we out here grinding that sigma that's sigma grind yep and uh yeah the hi the uh guess who's high video went over great from from yesterday great job to everybody how's everyone recovering anyone got a hangover like someone like a b for example who doesn't smoke that off no i'm good i just i haven't rewatched the segment i'm just why i'll put it on right now it's not that bad yeah it's all very wholesome i get it though i don't like watching myself oh he i said something about making a short film i don't know oh yeah that was funny the [ __ ] you guys gave me hasn't worn off so like i still feel weird right now you know you feel you feel uh what is it called uh washed out or what do they call it perma high when you have a hangover from smoking weed it's burnout i guess yeah or weak lame weak tired beta beta thank you thank you dan yeah so honey sponsoring us today um we tried to get the island boys on but what happened because love you were in contact with them but then they ended up on [ __ ] pork but dave pork boys pod unbelievable what's up with that love yeah i don't know they're hard to contact i guess they're doing island boy stuff they're busy did you tell them to contact us you i mean i saw you told them you'll come on the podcast like how do we get a hold of them yeah i think we might maybe we maybe i told them to that we were going to contact them i don't remember honestly damn i can't believe dave got him first that's some [ __ ] but they must have like recorded that the same night because that was up i don't know they've been everywhere i don't know yeah you think so busy boys yeah is that island boys [Music] i'm a just island boy i'm gonna [Applause] hey gabe [Applause] how you doing on this beautiful friday [ __ ] baby [ __ ] yeah baby doing some painting activities no stuff no audio no work there you go now what's up what are we doing out here doing some artwork for hell yeah what do you what are you um painting painting a picture like a human and then a message like [ __ ] you [ __ ] no way [Applause] that comes out of the bottom and it smells really bad what is it called that's called uh [ __ ] i believe okay i think that's the word you're looking for well hold on let me analyze that some more because there's some there's some artistry there too [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Music] is that a girl it looks like a girl that's pooping right it could be it could be it's unisex [ __ ] what you doing uh what you doing this weekend any big plans i mean there's no school no work right no so probably probably chilling with the family maybe have a barbecue have a family outing or something like that smoke a couple cigars and some steak hey let me ask you this i just thought of something do you do cameos on the weekend sure oh so you do work on the weekend oh dude well it's kind of like my own time so i can do that i can enjoy my weekend and do my cameos at night or early in the morning something like that okay still enjoy my so we're gonna put an asterix next to the no work for you it's no work with a little bit of a asterisk is that okay yeah yeah but there's no work at night only all right well you have fun thanks for drawing us that i love that maybe maybe we could get that and frame it can we can we get our hands on that is it for sale zach reach out and purchase that from you yeah let's go let's get that we will hook that up yeah we're getting the first white clay black clogged artwork can you sign it for us yeah sure yeah okay great so zach's gonna come by and pick that up we're gonna frame it sure thanks buddy we love that i love that all right have a great weekend baby [ __ ] baby [ __ ] yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] nice doing a little art brush very cool that's hot that's some good art [Music] uh so anyway um well we get to at least watch the island boys on dave pork boys show which is better than nothing more compromise i don't know but i'm jealous of love's uh intimate relationship with them i'm sure they would have if i mean if they go live again and you come knocking they'll probably let you in well i follow so i follow them on tick tock here maybe i can make a connection right now live i followed them with tick tock and their account is so good dude they're posting all so much good [ __ ] see don't follow me let me just follow them on instagram they said see that they don't how am i supposed to get a hold of these guys i'll just message him cold yo come on our show we love you your island vibes [Music] they have beautiful voices and what did you think we had a whole debate about like does is it good or is it it's kind of good i was listening to it and i was like i'm not gonna lie it's kind of good like they changed the like the rhythm quite a bit we actually have um some analysis about that well let's just pull it up since we're on the topic yeah here you guys we've been thinking and talking about the island boys so much everybody's been singing it here backstage and one of the fupa troopers out there did an analysis of their flow and rhythm and these guys are genius musicians these guys are on the par of the likes of miles davis the way that they improvise switch up the beats absolutely here you can see an analysis do i give a shout out to uh squid blue absolutely an analysis of the beats per minute and how it switches up i mean classical pianist can't even keep up with this oh no way because on my island so this is 4 4. three four i i'm gonna which is interesting yeah i have no idea what we're looking at yeah this how do we know that they just are really bad at keeping a tempo versus being genius the lion definitely gets blurry um when it comes to you know cutting-edge jazz like this so well island jazz progressive island progressive island jet yeah right they're the tool of their uh like i feel like we could confidently say miles davis knows what he's doing right you have to know the rules to break them is the thing and i i think they went to juilliard i heard right yeah i believe so i definitely believe it island uh i think the island bottom line if you enjoy it then they know what they're doing if you don't enjoy it i like that can you grab that right here watch this i'm an eyeliner i put my vests on yeah like this is the new fibonacci sequence right oh do you think it's all built off absolutely the golden sequence yeah yeah here's a clip of them freestyling on uh dave's [ __ ] dave dude that my rivalry my rivalry with dave deepens apparently nobody cared though he only got a hundred thousand dude island boys we get you so much more views than that why you waste your time with these low low lives no relevance i like this thing he likes to ride okay oh no they're coming in this can we get them in the studio that's what i want um i'll fly them out first if you fly them out maybe they'll go for it i'll fly them they probably have a lot of opportunities can you imagine they're like on a plane though to be honest with that hair oh they probably perform best while on the island do you think they wear masks or no would they cause a fuss on an airplane probably hard to say hard to say i think they would appreciate the opportunity i'll fly them out i will i was talking to ian i was wondering how they shower with hair like that well man it's not just like anyone with like uh yeah i don't think it's that complicated yeah well i'm yeah i'm surprised ian didn't know that yeah ian what's your problem i said i said but you know whatever sure who brought it up uh zach yeah you did okay that makes sense definitely and then what did ian say he's like i don't know that's not what happened that is not what happens i said you just you can shower you just you know like you cover the hair you shower right sure okay interesting okay well wow the island boys are tearing us apart fight fight fight fight freestyle game we're gonna put up pictures of two different things it's like random stuff and you guys can sing you can rap so you just see what you guys come up with all right i love this i don't like this they're not your toys to uh to amuse you oh put up a graphic of a duck rap it's like i'm sorry these are the island boys who the [ __ ] are you again some stool podcast yeah a stool there yeah what is with that logo it's a bar stool is the name but why is there a meaning to that yeah because they're like bars i think they like uh they started as like a sports thing so it's like a at a bar you would sit on a stool and just aesthetically i don't know that i would want a stool well you know what else stool is [Laughter] seriously guys what are you uh trying to be like the breakfast club right we got kodak bananas and tick tock do we pick one or we do it in order whatever you want however you want to do it just try to incorporate the three or if you can only do two whatever you can come up with hey i'm on tick tock with my damn glock why you seen it with nobody i'ma rock it like a damn song playing with nobody with a glitzy you gonna play another you gonna put that butt a stop and you blow up on this top i'm gonna do it how you seen it like oh boy you've seen us rock i'm like damn you seen it though like you seen it with this sauce i'm like damn i got money i got sauce i'm like damn i keep on boxing with that dirty rhino clip i'm on tick tock back when you seen it trying to get it to the top [ __ ] i've been on a mission i don't think you understanding better start to sneak this and hit you with the glizzy you can get stopped oh it is i thought it was a hot dog originally it was a gun i know you do i prefer i prefer life before knowing it was a gun i wish you didn't tell me that top and that's your problem i don't really worry about too many minutes come on guys i was in the field my young just upsetting me that they're not on our show doing that yeah right that would be better oh one before we get i wasn't sure if you were saying something okay before we get too deep i want to announce something very special going on here um we've been teasing this this is the uh [ __ ] ryan cavanaugh [ __ ] trailer drop we did this is our first merch drop in like years not years yeah when's the last time we used like a year a year it was like end of last year we have three limited edition t-shirts right here um we've got the this is basically all i'll explain this is like obviously this is just to help pay for the lawsuit and obviously you know we don't need the money it's just despite ryan this is exclusive this is the spike drop yeah this is the spike drop larry's latte drop yeah oh that's a great comparison like don't think like don't buy it because you think that i need the money buy it despite ryan yes this is a community i want to show him that you cannot [ __ ] with the soldiers and if he's trying to leave me dry then uh we'll show him that our coffers are here govern yourself accordingly as you remember that's what he famously threatened me uh in the instagram and here i am judge and he is [ __ ] being sentenced in a dramatic court drawing that could be yours for 26.99 and then of course unrelated but i feel like somewhat related this is a play on the uh drake merch right right yeah this is fantastic stuff here do you have your pass yeah you got that did you get your shots girl would you like to come back with rob to america yeah and that's that's that's fire merch the guy who called in and sang that song won the america's next america's next talent yeah exactly this week so congratulations and then of course uh last but not least uh made by one of our great artists what was his name again his name was manuel manuel caraballo in collaboration with tam you made a beautiful piece of art that uh we're commemorating here on the back so if you want to stick it to ryan cavanaugh and trailer then please go to h3h3shop.com which one of these you think is going to be the hottest probably this one right i don't know how wearable it is but it's pretty epic i i think the the one with the art is the coolest uh just because i love that piece so much but uh but i think you might be right i think that the passport we'll see might do pretty well yeah oh here uh the artist just give him a little credit to want to give him credit uh his name is uh man carbo here let me just put it up here send me the link man um [Music] yeah so h3shop.com thank you thank you thank you thank you all right let's send that to the caller we sang there the r kelly song we should sign a sending one oh centaur kelly no to the guy who's saying oh can we send one to r kelly well you can send them stuff in prison right maybe yeah like i don't know charles manson all these guys get fan mail all the time we should start mailing [ __ ] to r kelly oh my god just clowning on him when he's in prison this is the artist shout out he's super talented man carballo yeah this guy's awesome cool um so we've got a bunch to get to today oh oh no av just gave me an update r kelly is unable to read fan mail due to him being illiterate oh he actually yeah i've heard that he can't read that's what these articles that's actually just sad like that's just a failure of our [ __ ] that's just we failed as a society that [ __ ] never learned to read damn okay let's not feel too bad for our okay [Laughter] um let's see jamar this guy we got an update you know you know this guy jamari you were there who caught who's called me a greedy jew well he made an apology where he basically doubled down and was like well being a jews uh greedy jews is actually a stereotype that's true he literally said that right he said that yeah interesting so that's on uh research he says i said that i don't know his whole reasoning was super weird but anyway uh cool shrek made him an award a preview of the upcoming steamies most anti-semitic apology addressing the drama by jamari the same video i went on to call ethan klein a greedy jew when that's really what he is and and i'm not trying to be offensive but he's a greedy jew and i will say that wasn't right okay i know it is kind just a stereotype joke even admitted that it is like the most common stereotype that's actually true about jewish people you weirdo freak what kind of weird [ __ ] are you putting in my mouth [ __ ] psycho yeah i don't think you said that i was like it uh where i was listen to you know how people call jews greedy well that part is true but the rest of the stuff [ __ ] me what it is like the most common stereotype that's actually true about jewish people anti-semitism straight anti-semitic jew would you there's i'm not trying to be offensive here there's no way he's not like super anti-semitic to make an apology video that included that so congratulations to him award winner stuff millions of jews did i joke somewhere or something like that i i mean i don't know where he got could have got that from possibly but either way that doesn't make a difference i mean to like bring it out he's like i'm sorry i said jews agree i called him a greedy jew but like even he admits that jews are greedy um we have an updated blunt rotation because i i got mad that did you see that they didn't even include me in my own damn [ __ ] subreddit so what is this now oh great here we go it's me edited out every anybody but me essentially what they're saying great thank you guys you really love me yo did you see this uh keemstar made a tick talk about me and it's so good no i didn't this is the best dude and you know i'm gonna make a highlight about it he was complaining about how much me and deaf noodles talk about him and uh and uh ever okay let me just play it are you tired of stalking me tired of constantly watching my page from a fake account talking about me to all of your friends and simply just being a [ __ ] weirdo then you need to call a psychiatric ward because [ __ ] you're obsessed dude he's so mad he's so mad his whole career is obsessing over people yeah that's all he died that's it especially me and deaf noodles and the minute that like he can't handle it he's so mad and this could be a highlight for sure and it's gonna be called our best keemstar highlight and you know he's watching it hi keemstar you a [ __ ] dear susan oh no no let's not get into that dear susan today ethan mentioned me again i'm not saying you need to ban him but what i will say is that it's just not right ethan got banned the last time i wrote you ethan got banned for a week why haven't you responded again why won't you ban him against susan i thought we had something special i sent you a baggie of my beard hairs as a token of love i haven't heard back susan did you know that my uh the air right above my ass crack matches my beard and size and shape i'll send you a bag of that as well just please ban ethan for another seven days i beg of you send okay now he's starting a new one dear twitter today death noodles made a new account please shut down his twitter account he's a very bad man unlike me i'm a great man please ban deafnose on twitter this is his internal dialogue this is the best thing ever can we get that puppet out oh my god no no i don't think we should you think the puppet's a bad idea i think it's a very bad idea never again really yes i'm not gonna do anything to it it's too far it's too far yeah you want another strike you have to destroy dan i told you the stripe wasn't because of the puppet we have a we have a rule rule number one just govern yourself accordingly listen to dan order of opera if i listen to dan this show would be normal i don't think i believe the puppet was why he emailed the first time yes yeah well it didn't get me banned though what got me banned was talking about his uh i didn't say anything i was saying i don't know anything about his i don't know anything about his situation probably gotta okay i'm not gonna do it i [ __ ] up dear susan can we point out though that when he scrolls through all of the videos that he's watched every single one can we title this something about because i know that it doesn't have a title now let's do let's name it something about keemstar keemstar called me out i guess that's relatively tame you want to think of something keemstar sent keemstar sent me anthrax keemstar [Laughter] keemstar has been a fan this whole time you're casting him a drift in a sea of slander and lies okay let's watch you tired of stalking me tired of constantly watching my page let's see so let's let's analyze the so he's is he watched he's watched some of deaths for sure yeah the majority i mean the but like also like all of it or well this one's half watching my page from a fake account talking about me to all of you so let's see friends and simply just this one he watched all of which one was that yeah i saw one that was almost full this one he watched we oh that one was good yeah i'm glad he watched that one wait that one's really long too you need to call a psychiatric ward he thinks i'm obsessed with him that's my favorite are you tired how about we name it keemstar is obsessed with me toss it back and he sent me anthrax i think he watches every episode i have been engaged with him on tv is a biological terrorist you want this keemstar [ __ ] i haven't engaged with him on twitter and forever but he blocked me randomly like a week ago as after i shouted out death noodles you find that interesting he blocked a bee just a week ago about a week ago yeah what a week or two yeah pre-emptive block i'm gonna beat her that's funny because he was the one harassing you i mean i thought he would have already blocked you well he blocked me once when i had like 100 followers and then yeah he's weird like that he blocks and unblocks yeah well because he he'll block like thousands of people and then everyone's like dude you're such a snowflake because he was showing off his block list and he goes okay i'm going to unblock everyone yeah and then he goes and blocks a b for no reason keemstar you're guilty of it subscribe to def love deaf noodles anyway shout out to memestar killer meme star suggestions on titles um keemstar watches all my videos keemstar watches oh we got oh yeah give me suggestions from there is our biggest fan keemstar is our biggest fan i mean it needs to be more provocative than that well what else we got in the title uh let's see if i see more i'm surprised he hasn't teamed up with jamar yet to uh narrate mineconf audiobook i thought they'd be teamed up by now so frustrating [Music] all right well that's fun um we have the fleshly you remember the fleshlight guy he's calling in today and uh someone from tiktok is calling in as well an employee from tick tock interesting to give us an inside scoop they're calling it anonymously they've proved their employment [ __ ] awesome but yeah just to update you guys on the fleshlight dude we we watched him i think last week he he he's got a new drop yo even on youtube he's crushing this is three million views this guy is an article i mean it's silicone um gently used lightwear um it has the ticklers you know often times you'll see them and the ticklers have fallen off or been you know you know misused but um yeah here it is guys i mean that's the holy grail don't sleep on that bad boy yeah so he we're gonna get him to call in this guy is a true artist we're actually up to 30 minutes so maybe we should do the ads and while we're doing that we can queue them up okay we only have one ad so yeah let's get let's set him up his name is malik was lazari the fleshlight guy and um i'm super excited to get into his mind pick his brain a little bit uh in the meantime let's thank our sponsor honey we all shop online and we've seen that promo code taunting us at checkout but thanks to honey manual searching for coupon codes is a thing of the past honey is the free shopping tool that scours the internet for promo codes and applies the best one it finds to your car it's bugs a little nap don't fly my mouth honey is the free yep yep honey supports over 30 000 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and tangent what the [ __ ] is that dancing yeah well because well it doesn't but it vaguely sounds like a native american name and so she's trying to instill it into her students by doing yes oh so it's got nothing to do with no oh so sohcahtoa is a helpful num uh mnemonic for remembering the definition of tremendon tremen trigonomic functions okay soka noah i didn't say it that bad damn yeah so katoa anybody want to go all right what's so smart around here um so here so calto heist yeah that's high school this lady's unhinged forget about the native american stereotype i mean don't forget everybody but in addition well i'm much more i'm just concerned this lady is like fully unhinged how would how do you even do that in front of a high school class i get to go home and there's more can i get all of my feathers [Music] what [Laughter] [Music] i kind of do things she's just unhinged it's going on for so long it's like we get it i don't delete me from this conversation i mean that doesn't look like a teacher also just not teaching anything right over and over again i could easily see she you could just put her in a straight jacket yeah and a padded room and you wouldn't notice the difference she would fit right in there just as well more water water [Music] is she on something man please tell me that's kind of like it i'll take what she's having yo someone's straight up filmmaker like what is this yeah so she's from socal this is right in our neck of the woods really riverside baby oh riverside okay and i'm pretty sure it was a native american student who filmed this oh man wow man oh man oops why is she calling so long rocks where's my children i pulled him out of my bathroom anymore you're just taking the rock gods like where'd the math go yeah that was a wild ride man so what happened to her she was executed yeah no she's she's gone she gone uh she has been put on leave i mean this happened yesterday afternoon so this is a relatively breaking news there's a statement from riverside unified school district saying they are investigated she's been placed on leave i imagine but on the other hand none of those kids will ever forget so so could that help ever so could tell either will i yeah oh god yeah yeah guys can you brainstorm a title because i don't like the generic i'm not saying i don't like the generic i'm obsessed with keemstar how about that i'm obsessed yeah because that's what he said that's what he's saying about you well wouldn't it be funnier if it was he's obsessed or maybe that's obvious i feel like that's obvious i'm obsessed with it i am obsessed with keemstar i'm coming out as a huge keemstar fan oh i'm gonna sound bite the [ __ ] out of that back there brainstorm a little bit so i don't have to talk about it on the show because it would be nice to have a title on it thank you you got a few compliments today about what your fate and that oh the food i've been growing my beard out usually i can't grow my beard up but i've been like combing it and trying to take care of it it doesn't look that good it's so patchy i'm just i'm i'm just such a shame look how patchy as long as i keep my head like this it looks okay but the minute i do this go ahead i mean look at that what a disaster what a beta i wish i could get mine to that point really it's like that it's like in this area like who care about that area anyway because it just looks weird every time i raise my head it's like beta beta oh i need to take some testosterone injections to my bowls yeah and this jacket and then um camstar could probably spray paint or whatever he does yeah spray paint that's what he does black hair for man whatever yeah this is a um teddy fresh corduroy jacket that's coming out this month right yeah and look at this the little thing in the jackpot jacket pocket matches my shirt unintentionally how cool is that yeah this is super nice congratulations [Applause] um [Music] so let's get prepped for the fleshlight guy yeah he's coming on in just a second we'll we'll we'll do a little refresher there you go oh so here's an apple pie actually one that looks really oh god american apple pie also referred to as the cutie pie oh that's perfect oh no well you know it's uh it's american here we got the video alexa pause all right guys i really thought i lost this joiner here i'm super glad i found it so i can show you guys um super rare joint you know it's the classic cherry pie uh that's not glazing that's just super fine detail i mean that's not what you know that's just what it is it's got the uh catcher's plate 10. you know that was like a super rare edition that you know they didn't really release a lot of those but as you know you know this was made for uh executives on the movie american pie so there's not a lot of um these in existence but i mean this is as nice as they come when you do see them and you never see them yeah in this condition so uh yeah don't sleep sleep on it folks go ahead uh what's his name again malik yeah so this is malik the american uh hero who makes basically artisan fleshlights custom made um here's one of the singing fish that's pretty um hey malik hey how are you i'm doing the fleshlight god you you're a collector of fine fleshlights yes a collector and i also restore them oh you restore them yes i think i get the chance he's coming to us from inside a fleshlight right now deep inside very neat yeah so so do you when you make these do you try them out just to see kind of if they're you know built for for speed or comfort yeah not for free you know what i mean i've been trying to figure that out you know like an only fans it might really go people might really want to see them in use you know what i mean because like when people were making so much money off of only fans i was like dang [Laughter] well that would be that that would certainly be the next level wouldn't it so what what you what's your fa how did you get into uh this artisan fleshlight game well i made the first one which was like the bug's life joint yeah that one's great great one right oh yeah like that one was actually like not functional which oh no hey you gotta you gotta go through the process you know what i mean it's a process you gotta figure it out but after that one just had like such a buzz about it i i just knew that i had to keep doing it you know what i mean for the people right and so the but so do you ever sell these because i feel like the bugs life you said you're selling it for 2 000 did anyone buy it well that's like an interesting question because like i can't really sell them to the people who want to buy them because in that case they're not collectors you know what i mean they'll end up in the basement getting used and then they'll like use to exist beyond that beyond that basement you know what i mean i would collect that i promise i won't use it i mean you could use it but like you know on a low key like gentle yeah gentle like you can't like make you well i mean i guess you could make an only fans and start going to town on it i don't know if that's like the best case scenario yeah but the i mean i i'm just super into what you're doing i i think it's awesome that means a lot yeah so you started with the bugs life and by the way what's going on so i've noticed this phenomenon on tick tock where a new channel is born and there's one fleshlight uh review oh yeah and it goes super viral are the is the problem that tick tock shutting down these are you making these what's going on yeah no so like for every you know flashlight that i find i make a video you know just to let people know hey found another grail and here it is you know don't sleep if you want it it's available but the thing is is like tick tock has banned me three times so i'm on my fourth tick tock right and i don't know uh how many lives i had do i have nine lives do you have four lives i don't know because if i only have four i'm on my last leg buddy you know what i mean right yeah so but anyways people don't tag people on tick tock i've noticed that like it's just like not something that enters their you know what i mean mental when they when they post something because you can just save a video and then just go right to it you know whereas instagram you're kind of thinking you know maybe i should credit this person or something yeah i think it's just a v it's just becomes like a video in the void yeah exactly which is fine with me you know at first i was like damn y'all could hook me up with a little tag but you know now it's like okay it's it's going so hard that like i'm okay with it stuff yeah so um there's i've even seen up at this point i get all the fleshlight videos because i love them and watch them all but that's interesting yeah but what's interesting now is there's a whole uh subculture of people complaining about getting all the fleshlight videos i love to hear the complaints i really yeah because the complaint department that's me yeah i'll take them all i love to hear it and there's people like hey can you please just end this already i'm like i'm ready to die like what's wrong with you maybe they need a good round with one of your collectibles who would chill them out yeah that's a funny thing too is like i get a lot of messages and they're all just like lowballers tire kickers sexual oblivion really what do they offer they offer like blow jobs oh they offer favorite sexual favors and also like i'm confused as to like they're they're so late you know what i mean like you think if it was 200 it wouldn't have already sold out right right well so i'm i'm willing to give you top dollar for one of these like i love the beauty and the beast one that that one to me is fantastic the candle oh the mater d yeah the mater d that's a low key sleeper hit right there so maybe we can negotiate something like i want to support the arts what can you let that go for me for it's on screen right now ethan you're gonna have to hit me up on a separate thread we gotta talk negotiations we gotta get in you're gonna hit me hard bro you're gonna [ __ ] get my lawyers i gotta get my lawyers my team lawyers involved okay and then we gotta sit down my people call your people all right we'll tell you one thing though yeah that one is haunted oh [ __ ] yeah that one's cursed even better it's funny that you chose that one because that one is absolutely cursed i found it in a safe whoa whoa i wonder if you're safe at a church wow in the pastor's office in the pastor's office can you believe it i don't believe it i'm gonna have to get the catholic church i'm gonna have to get this thing exercised all right i'll give you 2 000 bucks for this straight up cash okay you're talking original we're talking inflation though yeah [Laughter] i mean since the original this is the original you know vice article it's been like a year okay have you got any offers all right so okay inflation what's your inflation ten percent you know that's that's a lot yeah did you say fellatio no no no all right we could talk we could try special price nice price 5k 5000 wow okay that's an expensive [ __ ] you know inflation in 2020 was 1.25 so off at thousand dollars 5k let me think about it hey buddy try to buy a house in austin all right and come talk to me that's true this is good like a house for my deck and that's a good price if you think about it like that wait don't you already have uh go ahead house for your dick well it's like a second home a vacation home you know yeah everybody needs a cabin up north exactly exactly yeah so so what but what do you do because i expect you're an artist you work with your hands you're in some kind of workshop there like tell me about yourself a little bit yeah um so i mean i went to art school which is kind of like everybody's gonna say that and that's like why they still make art even though it doesn't make money you know and then after art school i started installing artwork so that's an interesting gig like you know just for millionaires billionaires i'm just like installing like crazy pieces you know i mean like a kusama above somebody's sink girl they wash your hands and they're all on the kusama like like screw you money you know what i mean yeah so there's that and then also i do production work in uh film and television and stuff like that so it's just always something different and that's what i that's what i like to do it's just something different every day yeah shake it up every day you know and that being flexible with those kind of jobs like gives me a lot of time to work in this here studios you know and make twisted creations i love your art i genuinely do i think you're hilarious and the minute i saw this i was like this guy's a real artist it wasn't even just like jokes yeah this is real [ __ ] it's really impressive actually i don't know how you make those yeah yeah okay what about the style you're the style queen what about it you're the style queen yes yes she is oh i'm just saying i'm down with the fashion big time fashionista myself so i feel you big time on that level for sure listen where should people go check you out where do you want us we're going to put links we're giving you shout outs where do you want the people to go all right you guys rock but like can i just say that i'd love for people to check out my new country single hit country single seriously sure just recorded it like you i'll play it on there it's on it's on every major streaming night what do i type i'm on youtube right now what do i tell all right the artist name is buster cheeks buster cheeks brush your cheeks and it's called grand theft panty rand theft panty 100 true story whoops wrote it myself and produced by david i mean it's on youtube how bad could it be all right let's go in and cold this is a live show so i'm trusting you now trust me well hey run it run it to uh 30 seconds okay amy's going to pre he's going to pre-screen that just in case it gets too slightly unless you want to unless you want to run the whole thing i mean that's i'll listen to the whole thing i just want to make sure there's no like uh you know oh no run the whole thing then run it from the beginning there's no n-bombs or something in this uh oh no no no no non-explicit i don't even curse yeah you don't curse okay no on a daily basis i do not curse that's a good man right there a man of god hey are you i am a pastor after all yeah that's how you where you find all these fleshlights hey by the way when you're in these rich people's houses oh you ever think like maybe hide one of those fleshlights in there and just imagine what they do if they found one of those i mean what would you even do about that i mean honestly i think that they would be stoked because they realized like what an investment they just like what a windfall yeah like wow i just came into like more money than i already have yeah you know what i mean all right how do i keep getting hooked up like this i don't know all right buster cheeks grand theft panties on youtube okay on youtube so here we go the grand unveiling everybody go show some love for malik uh les lazari how do you say your last name lazy lazaree yeah malek lazaree here we go well there was this chick i was saying and for one reason or another borrowed pair of panties i got my favorite panties and they [ __ ] up on that cowboy hat on i told her you can borrow those pair of panties on one condition that you bring them straight back to me as soon as you're done with them she put them on and sure enough they look great on her but that don't change the fact she took my pair of panties right away from me it was grand theft panties in the first degree [Music] oh [Music] [Music] obviously [Applause] that's a good old boy that i'll be hearing that at the rodeo dude um the top comment on this i would like to buy the shrek sludgehole all jokes aside i would like to purchase it you got like i don't know why i can't hear myself from you yeah yeah all righty so malik we're having audio issues oh maybe you open a stream or something i can hear myself thank you buddy all right all right well well malik um it's been a treasure to talk to you're such a funny talented guy i can hear myself just muted zach yeah it's not working sorry um m lazarey on instagram and you guys saw the youtube check him out support him this is a talented man he's going places i'm gonna have to have a conversation with him uh after the show about purchasing that uh beauty and the beast uh candlelight fleshlight even though it is cursed thank you thank you such a treat having you on the show great meeting you take care all right you be good keep grinding out there get that sigma grind on get that sigma grind on now all right thank you dude take care song was a schlapper dude yo that guy is a character just like i knew he'd be yep no great voice that was a banger that was a real banger he should do comedy i mean he's funny yeah it's like such it's like the funniest thing ever what he's doing yeah totally and the way he pitch it too like he restores them he just finds them so good that would be a really good art show i like i would legit go to that bring the family and everything he's totally a comedian though yeah definitely um let's see what else we got we watched the um they're they want teddy flashlight oh god a teddy bear face flashlight yeah maybe that is a good collab we could do this is something that came up big creators are still working with james charles i don't [ __ ] get this right i don't get it why are people working with james charles why that's like going and doing a collab with r kelly at this point i mean maybe a little less bad but oh no what's the difference honestly how can you put james charles in your video you sick [ __ ] you really don't care all these people faze rug what's up dude you don't care that this guy's a preying on kids on snapchat phase rug pull i think they just don't want to believe it probably they're probably well why even take the chance then they believe it how do you not believe it it's all there he admitted he said i did it sister he says i did it let's see i'm not collaborating with him i just feel like these people need to be shamed because clearly they don't have a [ __ ] brain and what they're doing is they're rehabilitating james's reputation because look overwhelming like majority here these people are all enabling and rehabilitating a predator straight up period and they should be ashamed good away from you bro is your foot moving no baby ben i'm so stressed all right lexie keep it going green light red light all right so face revs marcus cole and ben all made it four more left you guys god dude shut up we did it first loser yeah did you shoot them with paintballs when they died no dude anyone here participating is a uh predator straight up and eliminated it's a team one air rack let's take a look here [ __ ] you definitely [ __ ] you i mean this kid looks like he's like 16 i don't know but [ __ ] you this dude uh definitely gonna i'm sorry faze rug but i gotta drop you bro i know you want to be friends with me but you can't appear in a video with james charles and then be my friend marcus andrew fazer yeah all right so we have team one and team two hey wait wait who's gonna win we are embarrassing yeah i don't know what do you i mean what are you what's your take on this it seems like super foul you guys can me anyone know any ps gallery yeah olivia especially because you're in tune with all this i think it's stupid well said thank you it's deep you can't keep getting away with it i don't know it makes me sick they're rehabilitating his thing and this happened all the time it's just like it's easier to believe the not bad truth like people don't probably don't want to believe it so they probably take his word that i don't know some people lied yeah but i think i know he erased the video but like i guess but i guess being ignorant is an excuse like if you look at these big predators throughout history like take for example woody allen all these accusations came out and then people keep working with him giving him awards and enabling him further you could say the same thing about roman polanski you could say the same thing r kelly r kelly yeah i mean even to an extent chris brown who beat the [ __ ] out of rihanna and people are all rehabilitating them and enabling them to do it again i mean this is [ __ ] because i guess they're too cowardly to either make a stand or because they know that you know it's a clout bomb having james charles in the [ __ ] video but dude you this guy is a predator you're tugging you know what you're tugging here little kids into his dms here let's get a shot of these dudes aiding and assisting james charles uh metaphorically here hi hi james i'm 16. can i send you a picture of my dick oh they just pulled that dick right into his dms that's what they did congratulations you officially lost but how does this slime feel pretty satisfying you guys are the winning team how do you guys feel we did it i mean like i said look it's not even that much of a clout gain at this point anyways i mean it has a lot of views yeah but i think this guy usually gets a lot of views i just i mean there are 10 youtubers they could have easily done it without them certainly faded from where it was a year or two ago because of all this so i'm just saying it's even not even that good yeah you're not you're not benefiting from having them in your video necessarily yeah i don't know this [ __ ] is just disgusting freak [ __ ] dude isn't it oh sorry no you're good good luck also face rug only has children watching him like literally his whole fan base is below 18. that's what i was going to say too oh well there you go that's right that's disturbing i mean it's really it's freak [ __ ] i don't know how to describe it i mean probably all these people have like fairly young fans take a seat right over there and um it's disgusting freak behavior i don't know what's to say these people are all just freaking disgusting i mean it makes me sick it makes me sick what are you doing why are you doing this it's unforgivable it's a crime against humanity what are we going to do the chances that one of your kid followers don't end up in james charles snapchat is basically zero percent at this point you know out of the seven million watching you know was it worth it for the extra 500 000 views brent riviera yeah i just did a lie detector test it checks out i don't know that's good maybe that could be a good title uh people are enabling james charles and keemstar is obsessed with me that's great that sounds great that's my sister snapped we'll make it happen dan don't worry they're rolling your eyes come on now you can stop talking about it thank you one winner let's meet the youtubers my name's sophie dossier ben azaler i'm andrew davis this game is red light green light my sister like yeah makes me want to [ __ ] and piss and stomp my feet um oh and then so next up we have a tick-tock moderator calling in i'm gonna pick their brain they're calling it anonymously at great risk to themselves they are modern day edward snowden [Laughter] are they ready to call in by the way yeah and we're going to get them quick questions yeah okay i got a p2 quick update malik said thanks for having him on and the reason the audio was messed up was because that banger blew out the speakers yeah yeah i totally get that they took my dirty panties and she took them to them i tried to get my panties back but she wouldn't give and i said shippy yeah yeah yeah like the dirty panties what with the skin marks in the way skippy yeah yeah yay get along little panty till the fart stains spray oh jesus uh um so they'll be on in a second do you want to um just in case anybody isn't caught up on the show give some context to what's going on with your tick tock yeah so basically tick tock keeps [ __ ] erasing my content like immediately like they clearly like in the first 10 minutes it goes down three of my last four tick tocks were removed my last one here i'll just pull it up we talked about it briefly not to go in on trisha again but it's just un kind of unfortunately related to her um oh thank you baby this tweet kind of explains it yeah so like trish there was a compilation going viral of trisha making fun of my tourette's and i posted a reaction to it just me watching it right removed for hate speech you know against myself and three of my last four videos have been removed for hate speech what the [ __ ] i just i can't make content there because somebody removes my videos and it's not like after a day it's in the first 10 minutes so somebody wrote in and said yo i work on the tick tock moderation team i want to call in anonymously and you know give you some intel so this should actually be really interesting to figure out see what's the inner workings like back there i gotta pee all right you carry the show either oh um how about i show you how big i am i mean oh crazy it's getting wild i feel like it's going now like on fast forward like does it feel the same as it did with theodore or you feel bigger or smaller um i don't know i feel like it's it's nicked up on me like all of a sudden it's like whoa oh okay i'm almost like gonna finish second trimester soon and then it's like last trimester is crazy it's like just the end time flies yeah um so i don't know i feel like at the on the first pregnancy it's just everything is so new so it's like you're always thinking about it but now it's just kind of in the background so it's um it is different in some ways and also we still have theodo to take care of so it's like the first one it's all about me because i'm pregnant now it's like yeah i still gotta do everything and be pregnant does it feel like you guys don't have two kids or four kids because the dogs as well they're sort of like oh my god i mean and i have ethan too it's hard like we we're we're still trying to potty train theodore and um i feel like ethan is like so he just wants he is really soft with theodore sometimes so it's like he just wants to give him what he wants and like tiro just wants the diaper and so i'm telling ethan it's like i need to potty train you too because it's i have to be the bad one that's like no diapers but um yeah some people in the chat are asking for update on theodore how he's doing in general still um like half half i would say sometimes he's back to normal but then in the evenings it seems worse lately i don't know it's not fully back to himself yet so we've had a rough two weeks i would say and crazy thing just this so this whole week he almost didn't go at all to his school thing because he wasn't feeling well and then this morning they just told us that there's a covert case in his class oh that's scary yeah so pretty wild hello are you ready to speak to this uh to our mole i actually have an update yeah bring them on but so here i'll send you a screenshot so you can put on the screen i appealed the hate speech one right and i got an update here on the appeal there's definite corruption going on behind the scenes it says it was determined that your content violates applicable laws laws and cannot be restored for hate speech look i sent it in the chat it says it my content i didn't say anything i silently watched yeah you've never take talks like that before where you just kind of watch and make face reactions yes and mine always gets taken down and the original stays up look at this look your content violates applicable laws and cannot be restored but the original is still up somebody explained this actually we have someone to explain this so what what oh we don't we're not saying their name they are our anonymous source and uh i believe they're here can you hear us yep i can hear you guys anonymous source has come to us at great risk to herself how are you guys doing today are you scared to be calling in are you afraid that they're going to suss you out i mean just like a little bit because um you know when you do uh work for tick tock you do have to sign an nda we offered a voice changer but you declined it i want to say for the record but i don't think they'll track it and trace it back to you i think we're going to work hard to protect your identity at all costs no that's that's perfectly fine with me yeah and if they do identify you we can really relocate you to russia where snowden is currently living to keep the government from getting to you i'm just telling you good on that we'll go to all lengths to protect your identity so so what is your job in tick tock so i am a content moderator so um literally all day i'm just watching tic tocs and uh kind of moderating them and basically just going through videos that have already been either like reported or like our ai system has already automatically detected that something in the video has triggered it that shows that it broke either community guidelines or with either like the image or audio and then i kind of just review it myself manually got it so there's two ways content comes across your desk either the algorithm says yo there might be something wrong with this or it's getting mass reported and it goes to your desk and then you say oh this isn't violation or it's not exactly now how is it first of all you must see some crazy [ __ ] oh no definitely so one thing that i do kind of like whenever i do discuss work so they actually have to have like wellness counselors available to you because you do see some pretty um crazy stuff like i've seen i've seen it all probably like gore sexual oh like some isis cartel beheadings oh lee that is like animal abuse sexual contact dude stuff like that so much animal abuse it's it's and and what happens because sometimes i see straight up animal torture and it has like 600 000 likes i reported every time they just keep showing it to me but it stays up does that mean that somebody's reviewed it and been like that's safe um not always sometimes it gets it gets reported but sometimes what people do so there's times where like a viral video like there is a viral video of a guy who had taken his life on facebook live and it constantly kept just getting re-uploaded and what people were doing it would be like a cute here's a cute video of a cat and then like three seconds five seconds in it just like shows you like the glory con content oh and so they would like bait people into like watching thinking you're watching some cutesy video and the next thing you know there's a guy blowing his head off oh jesus [ __ ] christ bro yeah that's rough work honestly yeah so that's why they have to have like wellness counselors and stuff like it's like a weekly thing that we'll see like wellness counselors and kind of like discuss thankfully it's not been as often um as it has been before but yeah it can get pretty graphic so let me ask you is that is that uh worse than or better than my sitting silently and watching trisha oh no no no i'd take you i take your reaction silently uh watching trisha any day so can you explain to me how it's possible that like every it seems like almost every video i post within the first 10 minutes it gets removed for something like hate speech so now just with your video for example so i i've actually sent your video to a few higher ups um because i was confused because so the original video it would make sense to me for it to be removed um so it doesn't make sense that your video was removed but not the original video because the original video even though it is just a compilation and it's not like the user itself who are making these comments that trisha was making um it still would be considered hate speech because um you know she's you know making fun of like i guess we could consider you a protected group making fun of your internet thank you so um yeah um that would be taken down so typically like we even have a queue of videos when we're moderating of just duets now even if you or the person who's dividing the video is not uh breaking the community guidelines we would still remove the video because obviously right next to it the video like i said like trisha's is is breaking policy so both would have to be removed so i did ask them um you know why would this be removed and they said um that it should be removed and i asked basically if um i'm looking for the exact quote because of what he said because i was like i asked basically if there's any kind of favoritism going on um with certain creators and they said uh let me look they said that they um it was a broad question uh that i was asking and that they don't want the full details on it but different creators are moderated a little bit differently so i do think some people um do have somewhat of an advantage or kind of go disadvantaged in my case yeah disadvantage in your case unfortunately and i do think that you were um unfairly uh your video was unfairly removed but yeah some people are go a little bit more under the radar actually what's interesting as well is that ours wasn't even a duet we had because the the she or the original creator of the compilation turned off to it so we had to edit it to make it look like a duet so but that's the thing i i don't know what's up but they yeah can you see any like flags on my account or anything like that or you don't have access to that don't have access so the way like any videos come onto my um to my desk basically uh they're already like the ai system has either already automatically detected it or we have like a queue where videos have been reported now i can look at um i would have to have like an actual video id but obviously that's not even something you can get but we are able to see what um certain moderators were flagging the videos because when a video gets moderated it actually goes through three rounds of moderation so about three moderators will look at a specific video and then there is another department who has like the 100 final say um the quality control will you know determine whether this video is going to be taken down but even in several instances i've seen videos where we've had to appeal them because quality control is not on the same page as us um and they've even incorrectly you know marked videos so sometimes like i said i do think there's favoritism um or you know maybe somebody do has a vendetta against you it seems like there might be that and also is there is a it seems like to me like someone like james charles who's a fan or someone he has a fan there who's just watching my account like a hawk that could just [ __ ] bop me whenever i post a video that's like you know i i don't doubt it i mean i genuinely don't doubt it but that would be somebody even higher up that would that could possibly do that who's you know actually looking at your account because like hypothetically i thought let's just hypothetically say trisha was like went and reported your video it wouldn't even make sense because wouldn't she just you know go report that entire account because that account just puts her on blast so um i don't think it's necessarily anybody specific um because if it's going down within 10 minutes i highly doubt it's just regular users reporting you um i honestly do feel like there's somebody higher up that might be honestly looking at your account and kind of keeping tabs on you yeah well you know we have basically i just want to thank you no this is this is you basically you are the edward snowden of tick tock exposed yeah you are and i i wish i had like the power to like actually restore the video and stuff but i'm hoping i was able to give you guys some clarity on how the moderation process works um i'm a big fan i've been watching h3 for years and i'm a member and thank you wow we love we got a man inside yeah i love you guys the crew what you guys do you guys make honestly everything so much entertaining and you guys hear that all the time so i really appreciate you guys thank you so much is there anything else we should know any juicy inside scoops uh nothing nothing too juicy um i mean we see stuff definitely like you know okay so you remember when the whole david thing came up with the excavator yep yeah so i remember that video was nobody was able to find it for a hot minute and it came up on my feed at work actually and i was able to screencap the video um and uh i saw the whole thing happening i couldn't find it online but it just happened to come across my desk and i was like oh my god holy [ __ ] i can't believe i've actually like i've now seen the video before it actually ever came out and ever jeff put out that video and it was crazy basically the people who owned the excavator and rented it out to them they were the ones recording it um when it happened dude that's crazy and you scream and you recorded it well yeah i'm not gonna lie to my friends i was like dude no way it was crazy yeah it was from a fire distance they were they were on land obviously but obviously just a few yards away when they were watching it happen you just watch them get bogged hard did it have a lot of views by the time it reached like your desk or was it still small um some do and some don't because the video that i found was a re-upload so it seemed that some people had were already re-uploading it and screen recording it so the one i got was like a screen recorded uh video because they had gotten it taken down they they scrubbed that video clean off the internet i'm curious what's the most like frequent rule breaking content you see so it's weird because um when we're moderating even if it's not we have like a list so when it comes to my desk we have the video it's almost like you know your regular feed but next to it there's a list of all of the policies and basically you have to click each one of the policies that it's breaking and it filters out because different countries don't allow a certain content uh content to be uploaded to uh their areas like alcohol or um torso minor and so it really just filters so there's not like a specific one that's always uh broken i mean you see definitely a lot of underage users a lot of minors i will say that's the biggest thing there's always a lot of little kids on there and you're just constantly wondering like where are your parents because they're doing some crazy [ __ ] on there oh my goodness is there a rule uh prohibiting content that you think is like the dumbest rule um nothing nothing really that dumb like i really do understand the reasoning uh behind each policy and stuff um i just think that like i said the the moderating i don't know some moderators are not paying attention or things go under the table because it's just like i on my own for you page i i come by stuff and i'm like why is this on here or um i'm surprised that it even made it to my page that i'm seeing it because when i'm i'm i'm a tick tock user and when i'm on it first of all i'm like in my head constantly moderating even i can never just enjoy the video but um yeah i see stuff and i'm like how did this even make it on there because that's what i'm saying though some people get under the radar every day i saw dude i saw a dude straight with his dick out a fully direct dick and it had like millions of views and we've been up for weeks yeah yeah the ai system is not full proof which is what the moderators are there for so there's two different types of moderators one who moderates content that is already visible to the public that the ai system is not detected and then there's a moderators who get stuff that's um the ai system did detect or it's been reported which is typically what i usually do so i see the stuff before it's um visible or it gets to your actual for you page well thank you anonymous you're bringing the truth to the people keep it on my account okay and keep an eye on james charles dude you you report every single one of his right date for endangering a minor endangering a minor which it is all right take care you're going to be okay and i have a safe house in russia if you need help contact thanks guys all right love you bye i mean pretty much confirmed like you know i'm pretty sure your account has like uh for sure there's no question yeah and also a james charles stan who's just trying to [ __ ] with me sister sniper by the way if we ready for tick tock we confirmed her identity before we brought her on so she's definitely the real deal i mean the process doesn't surprise me you've got a lot of people out there the way that tiktok works is just like content content content content so the moderation is hard but what i don't like is when it happens to me it makes sense does that make sister sense it does make sisters uh let's look for something fun to talk about facebook's rebranding what a nightmare nightmare [ __ ] you zak you dumb [ __ ] freak and i made the zuck we have some fun memes for that though on the meat show so let's see facebook is planning to change its name since everybody hates uh facebook and thinks they're destroying society so they're like a little uh little rebrand should uh band-aid that you know little rebranding brand trick we will effectively transition from people seeing us primarily being a social media company to being a metaverse company they said metaverse you're not ready for the zucker verse what does that even mean it's more than just a social media platform it's vr we want your soul right they want to create your reality they want to be your reality can you just [ __ ] chills up just take a vacation you own hawaii just go [ __ ] be free roam the planes and leave us all the [ __ ] alone right right the name is mark zuckerberg the year 2025 i have created the metaverse i am uploading digital consciousness to our systems we are enslaving all of humanity we are running out of energy and we need to harvest their bodies uh electric currents to make batteries for our robots we are putting we are putting humans in sacks as they sleep into our metaverse i am harvesting their energy they are born into sacks the computers are roaming the earth we have shut up the sky so the sun cannot shine welcome to the zuckerbergs also we are smoking meats i am smoking meat at the same time we need more electricity to smoke more meats well i'm making meats now smoking these meats here welcome to the here rebranding facebook with honesty here's a little glimpse to the zuckerverse dude i hate that he's talking about metaverse that makes me uncomfortable the boomer brainwashed that's pretty accurate i vote for that i'll be back [ __ ] yourself [Laughter] digital civilization destroyer let me get a close-up of his face there yeah he loves it get down never seen him happier yeah mask off uh here he is with of course digital human meat supply meat chef well that's nice at least they're digital human meat they're not harming real people that kind of looks like ai too totally we just need the red in his eyes and that's it yeah his skin is very slimy and uh yeah the zuckerberg i hate this this is the worst news i've had all year the metaverse is a virtual reality space in which users can interact with a computer-generated environment and other users yeah welcome to the metaverse i am zuck i live forever in the metaverse i am the game master you will bow to me fools the meat verse oh yes talk about being energetically aligned zuck said the metaverse is going to be a big focus and i think that this is just going to be a big part of the next chapter for the way the internet evolves after the mobile internet and i think it's going to be the next big chapter for our company too ripley really doubling down this area shut up zuck freak [Music] the rebound would likely position the blue facebook app as one one of many products under a parent company okay who cares he's such a villain i hate him so much he's such a freak zeus he's what lucy what does that mean sorry i like how you never understand on the present right suck mixed with the p word oh zeus how am i still not getting it as long as you destroy it i'll destroy it i'll hit that [ __ ] so hard there'll never be another zuckerverse again i'm destroyed um he's such an evil [ __ ] though maybe instead of like on january 6 we can have people raid it virtually instead of like acting doing it you know what is this facebook page segment speaking of the zucky zucky zucky sucky so cam showed me this tick tock page that curates like really weird facebook groups it's pretty interesting here is uh it's called mess mess up men with extremely small penises let's be honest that you kind of do need a support group for that that's good the small dong rally right dan oh that's happening like this weekend isn't it are you attending solidarity in solidarity you have something you want to tell us [Laughter] it's not all friends on facebook yes so here we go this is the mesp or men with extremely small penises facebook group if there's one episode you should take seriously it's this one this is a serious medical condition that you should not make fun of because it really sucks to have i agree or yeah so i've read all the way back in 2008 david describes an all-too-common experience for men who have the double misfortune of having an esp and and it almost sounds like they have psychic abilities esp right so maybe it comes in hand you get a tiny penis but you also can read thoughts that's a trade-off yeah honestly i i take a normal penis over psychic over psychic abilities yeah i take that pretty much over anything and not even like a hog just like a normal size because keemstar [ __ ] dude that's got to [ __ ] you up bad having like a micropene and you know the micro penises i've seen them they're like they're like this bro it's like real bad it's not a good situation and i mean that with peace and love well there i mean it sucks but i'm sure they get past that oh my god i would have a little kid i wouldn't and i'm not like super like you can find someone who doesn't care to be with you i really do it's not even like dude but even if you do it's just there's male there's just so much like insecurity and just there's just so much bad feelings tied in with that like just like having to be with someone for the first time and take your pants off like do you know how stressful that would be like oh my god you get that crotch rod i feel like you can't just surprise without you gotta talk about it but yeah you you have to disclose it yeah if anyone's listening i would not surprise my heart goes out for real like i'm i'm not i'm not kidding and i'm not like penis obsessed like i don't care you know about like if it's i don't need an eight inch hog or anything like that i'm just saying like you know you can have a five incher and that's like fine and normal and happy but like this is this is this dude i'm [ __ ] myself that's hard you just gave zach a lot of gold in the last like 15 seconds it's all good dude pan for it baby that's why we're here when do you think you gotta disclose that yeah second date second date or two early if you're planning on having sex i feel like yeah right so you're about to take your pants off i've already taken my pants off before yeah earlier than that look to some women let's be honest there it's important well i also just think that that would make the person with the micro penis more comfortable right they'd be like i want to tell you about this thing there's a situation yeah yeah just like btw well well so you guys tell us then once you guys expose the their tiny p as penis truth i think pretty early on in my opinion i would say like the date that you are assuming you'll have sex on youtube like maybe if you go to okay maybe if you go to dinner before be like hi i want to talk to you about something well oh man that's just see that that's just so sucks that you have to do that i yeah my life isn't fair my wife went out on our wedding night i was like too late you already said i was like no take backs wow you guys waited until marriage huh yeah that's weird because you slept with the other girl in your town [Laughter] oh um i don't like your perspective being so negative for the people out there that have that condition they're listening to being like thank you ethan it's hard out there i'm trying to tell them i'm trying to tell them like i understand your pain my friends ethan have you ever seen howard stone's micro penis contest yes it's sad it is sad but like some of their penises go in they're so small yeah but seriously i feel like there's got to be women out there or guys depending but that would not care about it sure yeah everything just saying just saying it's not even about you though it's about the man and whatever who care my penis is fine people say i did my penis is small but not micro by the way watch love on the spectrum not not related but what's that got to do with microphones not related but just seeing them with their disability trying to find love too it's kind of like reminding me of that because so what having autism is like having a micro penis no actually i mean they micro penis is a lot easier because you think so yeah yeah yeah great sound bite thank you thank you it's really sad but it's also really cute and like it's just everything it does it's a roller coaster it actually does a lot to humanize people with uh autism too because they i mean it's just they're really special beautiful people kind of like you kind of get to know their side of what it's like and they're actually really cool people yeah they're all each one has like their own special interest i want to hang out with michael really bad which one's funny michael so this show's pretty popular yeah but there's a couple that did find love right uh if you watched the last super yeah yeah yeah yeah but the couple that i was rooting for they broke up yeah i know i think i know well there was one couple in there that was like married they were both autistic and they were made and they were like they're on the second season too yeah god bless them love them so anyway back to small penises uh there's [ __ ] all over the floor well here let me read his post a lot of you may not know this but i'm an audi sometimes girls often confuse my longer belly button with my shorter penis especially the ones i have sex with because they are heavily intoxicated as embarrassing as this is i kind of find it arousing when it grows all up in my umbilicus i guess it's a fetish i'd like to share with the girl don't knock it to you wait what's the term umbilicus his umbilical cord where his belly button is that's a pretty deep cut and he has a comment fascinated leon is i can't tell if this is a troll or not at this point oh he's saying my penis is so small he has an audi belly button that actually protrudes more okay and so sometimes the girl's confused because he only sleeps with super intoxicated girls probably because he's so insecure they confuse the belly button for the phallus and it turns him on so does that sound like a guy who's coping with his uh condition to you either sounds like a fetish girls often confuse my longer belly button with my shorter penis especially oh he's reading the post already did that already read it oh he's actually showing people like don't do that or maybe it's just beauty lobby it's not the 500 douchebags okay we've talked about this enough shout out to my small pianist legends out there shout out to the small penis [ __ ] rock stars this one's about apple juice how weird can that be [Music] okay for the nose of people who think i'm just joking to clean your sinuses oh no this isn't about apple juice is it olivia found this one yes it is actually oh no [Music] oh in the nose oh man people take [ __ ] too far bro why people just always have to take [ __ ] way too far that's so high he edited it like that he did oh my god he's got kendrick lamar in the background too he edited it like this i mean he pulls the stuff straight from the facebook page no way bro i really hope i guess i gotta try it before i knock it if it feels that good okay i want that yeah it's like it's never enough with these people it's like i gotta ferment my piss i gotta drink my piss and then he's like no no no i gotta snort my piss i'm pretty sure that is apple juice it's apple juice oh it is there's a there's another group that we have videos from yeah we we ended up skipping the fermentation no it's just stop it says urine therapy at the top oh it does yeah he's sniffing urine oh god no he's sniffing urine oh my god no well i have two more i thought it was apple juice i did there are two more way too normal nobody's wants to sniff apple juice yeah i've been on the internet too long to know okay this [ __ ] tick tock it keeps going to weird i just want to watch the dude snort urine please play it yeah so it's like i was saying it's like it's never enough people gotta take [ __ ] way too [ __ ] far all the time you know i gotta give myself a urine enema i got a shower in it i gotta drink it it's like bro maybe i'm gonna pee in my trash can done there's a quartering sound bite for everything now let's just do come on there's not you don't need to be like the ultimate piss god just drink it man i don't know it's like a normal person yeah it's like why you gotta be so extra here's another piss god our friends on facebook as long as the united states continues its shameless resistance against socialized healthcare people will continue to seek out alternative medicine like their own [ __ ] piss oh that's actually a really interesting take he might actually be on to something like if people had access to actual medicine that didn't cost them a fortune they might not be drinking their piss that's fine so it's only a matter of time before i made a return to the urine therapy facebook group and this time i haven't covered the most batshit crazy health fad since butthole tanning soaking your eyeballs and piss in this pose it's just not necessary it's too much just you go you take it too far why did i take it so far i soak your eyeball on anything just drink it like a [ __ ] civilized person i wonder if the people who drink it just feel like those guys are crazy holy [ __ ] you've seen that girl so that that girl is nuts steve compliments on her sparkling eyes as a result of her dripping pressure let me guess her visions are decreased twice daily i'm guessing like how regular people use eye drops which means that this is really only on her eyes for a few minutes i mean her eyes do look good if only there was a way to keep her eyes shaken all day oh they got to show the other piss people that they're the piss king and they take [ __ ] all the way no half sins one's eyes is no longer a matter of minutes but of hours simply take a pair of swim goggles fill them with piss drop them off and go about your day it's that simple yellow dragon his name is no way pissed yellow dragon doing black i am not liable congratulations pissed yellow dragon you are the friend of the day our friends on facebook that's for real that is that's a good find olivia thank you you were in the trenches this time here's another one i love the investigative journalism going on our friends on facebook is a great account yeah that's an awesome recommendation our friends on facebook i found the facebook group urine therapy representatives and advocates because well i'll let you in on a little secret big pharmacist camp just drink your own piss one post asked the 2366 golden guzzlers in the group to share what made them start golden guzzling in the first place which is a really good question because i'm having trouble coming up with a scenario where i'd say gee you know i i should piss in a cup and drink it so curiously i went to the comments section and came across christopher here who straight up says i don't know i just like the taste of it christopher then posted on the questions of his own what will happen if you put sperm stop it bro nobody wants to know that christopher already taking it too far there's that can't be part of the therapy you got to pick one bodily fluid and stick with it if you want to watch a streamer then you might be honest with something nothing oh sorry uh his profile to try to understand what he looks like honestly he kind of looks like a piss drinking he looks like robin williams from the uh that one movie where he was like working at a photoshop as a psycho and that is goku i mean you can't prove the super saiyan just practice urine therapy but we can't prove that they don't practice it either congratulations christopher you are the friend of [ __ ] you know i'm just upset i can't get in this facebook group man they still haven't accepted me wait you applied yeah when did you apply a while ago probably about two weeks ago three weeks ago i guess they're busy they got a lot they got a lot of applications would they decline you or probably now yeah i wonder if they make you do like a proof you have to send in a video of you chugging it raw well they make you sign their version of a non-disclosure agreement yeah i'm sure they're coming after you yeah sure the piss drinkers united is uh coming hard but i mean this is amazing content so i'm just bummed here's another one from our friends on facebook twitter account this one is about um filipino women and u.s men our friends on facebook filipino women for usa amen is a facebook group in which foreign broads throw their best game at overweight middle-aged american men who haven't busted a nut since their divorce yeah i'm going to generalize that's the reality i struck golden literally the first post i encountered janet says single and living in jihadi kuwait looking for a wealthy man to support me and my four kids usually i'll use your money please live in kuwait no no way what it's american or british only white only please hvs2 controlled with medication she has [ __ ] hiv no no no what's hvs it's herpes but he says it oh i thought that was oh okay still crazy well at least she's up front about it remember casual racism is okay in her comments i went to the comments section and found a potential suitor he asked what's hvs2 good thing you asked butch it's herpes janet tries to make it advanced but it's too late as butch now knowing she has herpe mouth comes in with an oh [ __ ] you know how this sounds good except for herpes actually i'll come back with you oh wow this guy is in the trenches man congratulations janet you are the friend of the day i love this guy's videos what the [ __ ] this guy is awesome teachers with long fingernails man specifically teachers that's what it says yeah teachers with long fingernails our friends on facebook yet again uh that looks graphic what is that photo of well don't show it yeti is it blurred i just want to make sure now our friends on facebook i will tell you now that this is truly taxing on the soul to make for some reason there exists a facebook group called teachers with long fingernails and toenails why teachers you might ask their bio reads you're back in high school on your page don't know secretary or teacher don't show that is sporting something out of the ordinary five on the toes and five on the fingers that are razor sharp and long claws would give you a fantasy of your choice you know just something that we've all thought about three things the first post that i go ahead yeah oh my god dude why are these they're like thin it makes me impressive rival the three-toed sloth yeah i went to the comments and found an absolute simp show john says anna please post more of your nails i am your fan forever i love you can i interrupt real quick profile honestly uh ian can you take it off it it's gonna loop just so you know so it's gonna show that part in the beginning so okay thank you i'll keep buying it pretty unremarkable makes you wonder how many seemingly normal people you know have a thing for long toenails congratulations john you are the friend friend of the day uh metal male pedal pushing oh this wait i saw this guy separately didn't we this is sort of a segway to the next section okay good oh yeah so oh we have a whole new uh there's no such thing as a coincidence holy [ __ ] yeah so there's a meme hole we stumbled upon actually this found this started because people were getting this as an ad on [ __ ] youtube i'll get into that let's watch this first and then i'll explain [Music] it's just pushing the pedals baby this may be copyright it's a it's a foot fetish thing males pedal uh pedal pumping and that was specific the song was gas pedal is she not talking some boots steps on the gas i'm talking really puts the pedal to the metal [Music] okay well you guys get the idea that's the thing so yeah somebody it started um yeah so this dude posted this and i saw it because comment etiquette retweeted it and this is a [ __ ] ad that youtube is currently serving to people can't rewind because this is on uh my console but uh this gentleman uh is rambling through uh about how he wants to recruit people to barefoot drive and he just showed a shot of his feet while driving a vehicle it's awesome make videos have a good time i will pay you to make a bunch of videos [Laughter] and i'll provide all right so luckily for you guys um i found the whole video and his channel hotmail.com okay i've heard that in so long so we found his channel he is the uh we should probably give a warning why well like extreme islamophobia in this video there is yeah i don't remember i'm prepared hit me wait what did he do he don't like the muslims you don't like the most [ __ ] okay well trigger warning as the onboard muslim i say proceed okay well fair barefoot brothers drive is the name of his channel here's the ad it only has 130 views man this is a deep cut not even a single like or dislike this is raw this is like virgin oh i guess maybe it's not in this video is it it's the other one that we have in there yeah i don't remember anything like it's in his warning video okay so i haven't seen that one so this one says this one's safe as long as you're not triggered by bare feet guys it's me back sea man with our beautiful feet at the pedals all of us i'm introducing my my site came out i fixed it up it looks really lovely great for brothersdrive.com go to my youtube channel barefoot brothers drive and also as for continuation i need drivers to drive for me i'll pay them good money they'll make money and i'll make money you can use your own car which would be great or you can also fly to new york and you can use my car if you need it too that's no problem you can arrange that um the pay will be discussed but you make 15 short 15 minute videos maybe a few teachers as well we could put you on my youtube channel tell me more drivers will get your feet out there and make some money and have some fun doing something we love it's a fun happy easy feel good business a very easy job for any guy out there this is like one dude this is like one pebble throw away from being human sex trafficked like this guy it's fun easy fun wholesome thing to do then you wake up like squid games in the back of a van on your way to some [ __ ] someone's basement in russia just feel good feel comfortable feel wonderful with those beautiful feet at the pedals and let's make a difference let's show our love with our feet and let's be proud all right and let's bring it up to our brothers with our feet all the best instead of information he's driving it's information at barefoot.com which is info barefootbrosedrive.com or you can go on my s foot continuation youtube channel or you can contact me if you're barefoot bro you got dude something terrible happened to him when he was a kid that's for sure i like that he has those leds in the footwell so at night you could probably still see the feet oh good thinking actually i would love to see the the night uh version of that let me look probably nice so this one is a warning video so this one has uh some oh it was age restricted oh they didn't take it down though okay i guess that's probably sure you want to watch this well not if it's age restricted because that'll hit us too right yeah no let's not watch that so it wasn't before it must have just they got it yeah they got it he just wants you to drive and you video yeah easy job you just you drive barefoot for 15 minutes he films you easy gig somehow he's making money from that yeah you can buy the videos on his website apparently i'm not sure he's making money to be totally honest with you he might be thank you thank you i got a saudi delivery [Music] shredder is attacking lena i need to pee again go ahead all right you guys know when you're pregnant you pee a lot because the bladder gets squeezed i feel like especially lately there's like he became a lot bigger or something and it's like sitting right on top of oh the bladder yeah bomber that's brutal so um i don't know would you do that zach because you seem kind of interested it's intriguing i mean i like to drive and i mean you like to let your feet breathe yeah sometimes you know i i mean it's intriguing so he says he says talk to me we'll negotiate a price what do you think his price range is 10 bucks it's probably something shitty i'm thinking like a hundred 200 bucks probably if it's bad then [ __ ] yeah i'll do it sure i'll pay 200 enough to do it about that i think we've all gotten like cameo requests to show our feet yeah yeah that's a really popular fetish it is nobody ever asked me for my feed though what are you the king what are you talking about i guess mine is so easily available nobody needs to pay me for it yeah but definitely an intriguing gig well you know where to contact him um is there any other ones we can watch because i feel oh he we found the nighttime one yeah oh wait you are totally you called that bro you've gotten the mind of madness on that one beautiful hot feet i've installed those lights before that's the only reason i recognize no way bro you totally predicted that here's his dream car the uh flintstones foot powered car yeah he probably dreams of that yeah he'd be beating off if he was in that car just two bros yabba-dabba-doing yeah look you know you got to see this av totally called this guy putting socks in he got a night vision on his feet would you do this oh my god uh no i declined the cameo that requested me for it like at all not for money i don't know that's weird i mean if i'm like wearing sandals and i'm already a thousand bucks thousand bucks hell yeah yeah exactly like if someone is not offering enough yeah up there business okay got it yeah business price for feet you have a business price on cameo yeah i haven't changed mine since i started your business price i'm honestly not sure i the guys know i know how much there is are what is this ten times mine's uh mine's 300. did anyone buy any business options from you guys i have one i've had one yeah really yeah what was the request uh he wanted me to write him a full yo what the [ __ ] you guys got lower first when did this happen when did you guys start adding what the oh my gosh he um he wanted me to write him a full like production theme song and uh oh so okay oh that's cool that's cool yeah they got you weren't here but they were arguing about who's done the most cameos because ian was getting genuinely upset at zach because he wrote he's the king of camden i did not write that that was that no no no no no no no no worse it was the best cameos in town the best cameos and ian took slide at that right so i i changed it and i said the best musical cameos in town is that okay for you ian that was fine i mean i just started seeing this best cameo in town promotion right and last time i checked ab and i live uh in the same town so you know i'm out of the i'm out of the race the truth is though the fact that you guys even can pretend to hold a candle to white club gabe we bounce out in all seriousness there's no competition there can't believe you guys added lower thirds for your cameos um so are you guys still going at it strong yeah they've done like 200. ian what are you you're at 199 i don't need to disclose let's just say this too late now ian and i are pretty neck and neck they're at 200 a piece right now i'm at 100. so ian did you find a format that doesn't take you as long kind of i still waste some time but mobile premiere is fantastic numbers don't lie we uh we've done our first uh uh engagement or um wedding proposal oh together well no no i've i've had a problem yeah i proposed to zach maybe next time ian's had one i've had about two i think abe had one too you did i think i did well it was really impactful clearly go through themselves what a special key moment for them i was gonna put up uh for the best cameos in the galaxy hit me up on instagram but they were going at it already so i was like let them wait you wanna you're trying to take the the traffic off cameo straight to instagram and charge them directly no no i'm just saying because that's where we advertise actually only zach advertises me ian don't really advertise zach does like except when you when you put lower thirds without telling me i have the lower thirds yeah that was hilarious um let's see so basically let's move it on to uh steve harvey steve harvey ely you're the fashionista so you can rate these fits for me steve harvey's been out of control with this fits he's dressed like a pimp yeah he just needs a cane and i think it's the styling issue because like i don't i don't mind the purple suit but then like the way it fits with that shoe and the jacket with no hands inside i'm sorry but i'll never get down with the jacket with no hands inside it's like what do you even goth them bro just use the sleeves or just embrace the cape at that point just wear a cape yeah it's basically a cape and that's fine but just like no half cents i mean you're going to wear a cape wear a cage that's interesting maybe just wear a cape bro bring capes back i mean what's the deal well no the words of uh george costanza never trust a man in a cape exactly yeah i wish he'd done full monochrome like lavender i feel like that would have been much cooler right to me i think uh the feet of the pants is a little too tight for his age listen us up there harvey just proportionately i don't like that and i don't love the shoes the fit's actually pretty good though i think it's that goes pretty hard the other fits go off the rails here let's see and here let's let's check this fit out he's got the glossy i mean this one's not bad either it's a little glossy though looks like a [ __ ] tuba lipstick even the shirt is glossy underneath but wait this isn't the crazy ass fits he's got way worse fits than these these are normal i didn't i mean i didn't really perceive him as having crazy fits i mean not crazy he's just going for it yeah that's that was my impression well you'll know there are some that are bad which i'll get to um but these are not them uh here we have an album of how old is he here you you'll see like you can see the fit under the meme people started memeing his fits he's 64. okay is that okay for you either too old gotta tone it down just i don't know i just feel like it could be a lit a little more appropriate to his age but um yeah so here's a fit and leather pants blue jacket straight poking pokemon trainer ah that's not hot again i just feel like his pants are too tight they are so tight he's so tight and you can see everything any jeans my dude oh you can't right now yes kind of i mean there's something there but you can't but yeah i'm not confident like dude you're 64 years old let's tuck that thing away bro uh here he is uh my hero academia um like that's a crazy fit to me the leprechaun fit i don't know the lucky charms fit what do you think about it i don't hate it you don't hate it i also don't hate it yeah at least i can't see this this one is better but i said the monochrome is so much cooler and the pants are not as tired dude this house is nice look at him he's got like this dude lives like i get the feeling that steve harvey really he is the type of dude live in a castle you know what i mean look at that door like jesus come on down here i actually don't know what anime this is from but it's pretty fire fit i like the hardware oh this is yugo yeah i never watched that one oh another uh mf doom that one's pretty cool that one is looking pretty good this one is uh trunks trunks yeah oh that jacket is exactly like trunks wait which which shows that from dbz dragon ball never watch dragon ball for the being of i'm like a mega weave i mean i watch all animes but i didn't watch that old [ __ ] when i was a kid spiderman doctor octopus uh uh captain america i don't know what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] is just hitting the car now like what do you think about this fiddy though that's pretty wild no i need a better picture it's just so funny this is a wildfire wait what what's going on here i don't know man huh yeah that one this is a show from uh what was this one called i watched it it's a new one oh yeah jiu-jitsu jujutsu it's good it's a good show and then is that me what's this oh is this a real bad oh here's the yellow fit oh that's kind of fire dude he's having fun i'm too fat to dress nice so he's taking care of himself at least you know yeah but did you guys see how hot he looked yeah he looked he did look good is that like was he always dressing like this or is it just kind of like a new era i think he was always well dressed but he's just really i think somebody told him hey you should show he stepped off his fits a little bit dude check yeah he's he's flexing on us all this peasant the green one i think is the best one really i'm gonna start dressing all in green for her his suits are always pretty fly on family feud ricky always very dapper i'm about to come dressed up all in green no hate so the nilk boys we made a content chord on them and this is a new prank they just put out a couple days ago it's really [ __ ] up um you know what ice is right ice i don't know what it stands for but i know they just they basically are immigration and customs enforcement yeah they're like a special task force that just [ __ ] with immigrants and deports them yeah like no no shoddies or anything i mean they have a bad reputation too for just being violent thug freaks yeah and they have their own jurisdiction kind of uh yeah they were created as part of homeland security after 9 11. and uh they sucked but it seems like they mostly like it's funny because they mostly just are targeting like you know mexican and south american immigrants that's correct yeah so thanks to 911 we are now have a special police force to [ __ ] with uh mexican and south american immigrants make that make sense to me i don't know so nell thought it'd be funny to pull up to like a bunch of dudes looking for work in an ice van so i got some extra modelos if you guys want something they're just pretty warm this is a little warm yeah then we can buy a ice bath oh [ __ ] ice yeah oh [ __ ] ice is coming why is this coming here oh god wow full send you moments of cold beers let me run i ice no i did you like your beer is warm oh no no no why you guys do that do what you look like [ __ ] immigration i didn't want you guys to drink warm beers i got some uh yeah so again they're always with milk it's always [ __ ] with people it's always [ __ ] with people when was this made recently just a few days ago no yeah and and actually really yeah yeah yeah it's brand new right i mean it was just posted it was posted to their uh twitter account october 18th that was like right after we made our content card like 10 years ago vibe i don't know why well what's especially bad about it is that their friends and like are huge trump simps so it's not even like a joke like these guys probably do hate immigrants right which makes it even worse it's a vibe right now and ironic since they are from canada they import them they are immigrants right yeah we're good immigrants they're [ __ ] up and we can [ __ ] with these guys and you know it's just not that funny because ice are actually like terrorists and these people have anomalies here you know if they get deported they like [ __ ] lose everything you know it's just it's real [ __ ] i don't think anyone who doesn't hate immigrants would do something like this right yeah because they clearly see them as like their play thing yeah i was super disturbed by this actually i just don't know that's awful i just don't know but uh people love it i mean this is like total red pill click bait i'm mexican and i found this funny totally 100 exactly it's just uh that's yeah i think they're just pandering to to mega crowd with this one that's just like probably the worst piece of content that i've seen in the last year okay so everyone's [ __ ] on him that's good at least in the quote tweets i think it was like a teaser for new videos what i'm saying oh and that's gonna backfire i'm not seeing it on their youtube channel because they got so much [ __ ] but they they post it on twitter and instagram i mean they never took it down from twitter they should totally delete it they've gotten first of all they've gotten so much hate so they should know because people are telling them because they clearly didn't because when they did it but because they're being told this is so wrong by literally everybody they should delete it sounding like a real [ __ ] half center right now i hope they poked it i'm so sorry i actually hope they post it because they already did it to these people i guess yeah and i hope that they are dumb enough i hope they get the full review yeah if you did it you did it post it and deal with it you know if you're such an epic pranksters they're being half centers i know i mean there's plenty of people who are going to be like yeah but they'll also they're probably like white nationalists like uh i didn't know people still make this kind of content you know like the videos that we used to react to like in our beginning of our channel yeah that's crazy yeah you said earlier earlier you said this is like humor from like 10 years ago almost exactly 10 years ago that dude ari shafir shafir whatever um oh who's always on joe rogan yeah who unfortunately i kind of look like um anyways he he made almost this exact video like 10 years ago that was like mega viral all over the internet n word or was it well he did that too he was part of the same series of uh wonderfully uh hilarious we could make like a classic h3 video to this he would go to like home depot and pick up a bunch of day laborers and then be like i'm taking you to border control ha ha ha and then they freak out and like jump out of the truck it's even more [ __ ] up to like kidnap them yeah i mean i guess it is even a little bit worse yeah in the car you know it's a similar premise and um yeah it's uh very 2009 humor same guy who was saying that he was happy kobe bryant died on the day he died he already said that yeah what did he say he's epic edge lord lol xd was he just saying that he said he's glad kobe he just says yeah yeah so he's always on joe rogan by the way joe rogan loves him why would anybody say that he i don't know whenever i saw him on joe rogan i was always shocked because i was like isn't this the guy who did like the n-word pranks and all these horrible like he was fully canceled i thought like a total [ __ ] bag but uh what the [ __ ] do i know joe loves him so he's [ __ ] in what's his name are you sorry ari are you sure yeah he's jewish where he's from though he's one of the good ones ela he's one of the he's one of the anti-woke jews yeah this guy he i just remember him you don't look like him then yeah you don't look like him okay wait he does that series on youtube with the he brings in comedians i mean yeah he's very famous damn i had no idea oh [ __ ] comedy clubs drop ari shafir after comments on trouble what was his comments let's look i i sent it in the discord on the dave kobe's death on the day of kobe bryant's death comic ari shafir i think comics should be in quote marks kobe bryant died 23 years too late today he got away with our word because of all the hollywood liberals who attack comedy enjoy rooting for the lakers more than they dislike our word big ups to the hero who forgot to gas up his chapter i hate the lakers what a great day there was a video that happened with it as well well hold on what is it this artwork oh my god he was he was actually kobe was uh yeah there was a big thing with him i thought he was accused of infidelity i didn't know he was accused of war so what was the situation with that then maybe maybe he's onto something if that's the gate no i well he didn't kobe didn't die alone that day but and he tries to argue that he didn't know that but say what kobe was one of many people who died in that crash including his like regardless of your feelings on kobe bryant uh because he says his younger daughter is pretty disgusting right big ups to the hero who forgot to gass up that chopper what a great day yeah his daughter died and no matter what ever happened and and how many in total like there was like five or seven more i think yeah i forget the total but yeah dude what a [ __ ] but the rest were kids too it was a bunch of kids that died right nine people there nine people yeah parents that must have been even his own fans must have been like nah dude he got in a lot of trouble for that one no it's just i mean you want to talk about allegations let's talk about it but this is just disgusting again i don't even know if he means it he like his thing is being as offensive as possible yeah that sounds like that's how he defends it he's saying there's nothing funny about it yeah he's saying he's calling out hypocrisy of people [ __ ] i don't know [Laughter] delete me from this conversation oh yeah he famously uh um dosed uh bert kreischer with ecstasy without his knowledge that's [ __ ] up i remember them talking about that on joe and he was laughing about very dose he put i think it was acid no no it was ecstasy he put some drugs in his drink without bert's consent he's a psycho he's a [ __ ] freak show dude i don't know why this guy is beyond [ __ ] yeah the stuff he used to do back in the day was even worse than any of this stuff man chad wants us to talk about alec baldwin oh sure yeah i mean here i've got the details in the document here gosh if there's been any updates since we started streaming situation i haven't even checked the news today well at first i saw there was an accident and then we learned that it was alec baldwin who shot the gun yeah so alec baldwin they were shooting a scene for a western movie and he had um a prop gun that somehow had live ammunition i mean what how does this happen so i think there's a lot of confusion going around i know there's a lot of confusion because i've seen on social media people being like what the [ __ ] it's not a prop if it's a real gun um anything that is used in a shot is a prop so being a prop gun does not mean that it is not a functioning firearm by any means but why would they use a real one yeah if it's because you know it if it's being used for a scene it can be a prop but it is a gun loaded with blanks or something that's meant to obviously not actually shoot the whole situation makes no [ __ ] sense though if you've ever uh worked on a set where there are actual firearms being used the protocols are like insanely stringent like tons of meetings um you know the the gun is generally handled by an armorer licensed armor who has to loudly you know everybody stops what they're doing and watches what they're doing and he like talks as he's doing okay i am now loading it with the single blank shows it to everybody hands it to the actor everybody's very clear on what's going on and so uh how this could happen baffles me i mean they obviously somebody massively [ __ ] up for this thing there was a there was a really famous mishap where bruce lee's son brandon was killed in a similar fashion years decades ago and like that was shocking and the fact that it could happen on such a huge budget show and i mean i honestly feel horrible for alec like what a [ __ ] horrible thing to be involved in killing somebody in such a horrible way it says let's see alec discharged a prop firearm thursday on a movie set killing the director of photography ed woo dig the director so yeah dan had a good theory that he was probably shooting at the camera and that the you know director of photography was probably filming next to the director uh oh interesting okay somebody just messaged me i'm hearing this live so let's take with a grain of salt but apparently death noodles reported this that it was a live round and that part of the issue is that uh the union crew had gone on strike and they brought in non-union people to continue filming and uh i guess they how the [ __ ] but like how can you how can you oh yeah somebody else just said that in the chat yeah um like i said i mean the last i had seen about this was early this morning where there really weren't that many details before we went live so i guess there's been some further information coming out about the situation yes so the director photographer this is her here uh died she was flown to a hospital she's 42 years old and she [ __ ] died uh baldwin is one of the film stars blah blah blah so here's an update uh baldwin is speaking for the first time since the tragic accident saying there are no words to convey my shock and sadness regarding the tragic accident that took the life of um hi uh halia hutchins wife mother and deeply admired colleague of ours on fully cooperating with the police investigation to address how this tragedy occurs i am enti really at a time like this dan at a time like this i'm in touch with her husband offering my support to him and his family my heart is broken for her husband their son and all who knew and loved her uh so there was a live round in the gun yeah i'm seeing this is one hour ago uh rust camera crew walked off before shooting uh the rus camera crew walked up the set in protest hours before fatal prop shooting um so i guess they were feeling like things were un safe um wait wait they walked off what the camera crew walked off because they thought it was unsafe that is what is being reporting as of uh by the la times uh one hour ago [ __ ] you know what i find really bizarre i i'm reading this article on the new york times and they're basically running through the story and all the details and then at the end they're like um mr baldwin you know he has a long career of movies blah blah blah you played trump saturday night live and then mr baldwin also has a history of run-ins with the police that is so [ __ ] so [ __ ] why would you even say that in 2014 he was arrested after he rode his bicycle the wrong way on fifth avenue what really like do we really need to talk about you have times yes this is the new time you guys need to get your [ __ ] together why the [ __ ] would they include that this guy acts this guy just went through probably one of the worst moments of his life easily and they're being like oh he rode the wrong way in a bike lane he has run-ins with the police like somehow insinuating yeah maybe he's shady yeah in 2019 mr baldwin pleaded guilty to her harassment in manhattan criminal court [ __ ] you that is so upsetting i was just reading it and i was like wait what like why that's disgusting why go there you know they're like and there's a small chance he may have murdered them in cold blood because he was going because he's driving the bicycle oh my god that actually makes me want to [ __ ] piss and puke and [ __ ] and piss all over the floor just do it in goggles and put it over your eyes now you're thinking supervision yeah wow um that's so upsetting that they wrote that yeah comment on one of the articles oh so this what is it just a random car someone that commented it's just well [ __ ] um you should show me mike uh cernovich's tweet that's a real person with the following not some random [ __ ] in the comments yeah so some people on the right wing media ela because you know alec baldwin is prominent critic of trump and played him on saturday live yeah they are spinning this of course as a w for republicans here's one second what does this have to do with politics well here they they they make it make sense mike cernovic hollywood uh it was he was one of the biggest [ __ ] freak shows conservative freak shows on the internet he made his own pill supplement called gorilla mind here he is anyway and it has 18 000 likes so this is a well supported uh this guy is such a freak bro alec baldwin should be afforded wait where's the other there was a different tweet i haven't read this one album should be afforded all the due process he would give others read some of his tweets then get back to me so he wants him charged for murder um okay you know the one i'm talking about you sent there earlier dan me about how it's karma oh michael delausen yeah i don't think i i sent one from mike cervich but i'll send you something i thought you did the one who says it's like karma for uh let's see yeah this is a bunch of [ __ ] um here's one yeah cernovich here we go this is it this is the tweet watch this take ila i do believe we summon energy with our words and thoughts and it's why i try to measure my own if you're aware of the who this guy is he's like the big that's just so crazy to say but he says hollywood's treatment of conservatives and disdain for people that can't be overlooked as a cause on a spiritual level of the alec baldwin incident hatred summons hatred so there you go wow it's a god it's a karma made alec baldwin shoot and kill if that if there was karma wouldn't it be him being shot and not some other person's life being lost that's true why does she have to die yeah it's psycho [ __ ] man it's just it's it's [ __ ] crazy that's super sad though and i'm so sad i can't imagine whoever put that ball in that gun needs obviously for everyone like who do you blame for that dan somebody got to be held responsible for that right generally the first ad the first assistant director on a film set is all they have the ultimate responsibility of safety on set and can be criminally liable also the producers um and then in the specific instances of a firearm again they're the protocol is to have a licensed armor who's in charge of the weapons on set and so i imagine they may share some liabilities what the [ __ ] do you put a real bullet exactly and a gun instead of a set like i just why would it even be near by anything yeah you know and i've seen a lot of people saying it's like um in this day and age it's pretty unnecessary to even use blanks it's very easy to simulate gunfire with visual effects right right it's like one of the easiest things you can do i guess it looks more realistic if it kicks back a little bit well you can you can fake that you can just have a mechanical gun that that it yeah absolutely that's what i'm saying i'm surprised they're even using real guns at all you can make a fake gun that's real as [ __ ] yeah indeed well i think this might be the end of using blanks in movies by the way people are saying that the fact that they define it as live round doesn't mean necessarily a real bullet yeah and people keep saying blanks kill two yes that's true um a blank i mean people are saying it was a blank i don't think that we know that what i've been looking at all the articles right whatever it was i don't know where you're hearing that the fact that it's capable of killing anybody and they bring that on to the set but how it clearly if it was just like one freak instant of a blank killing someone he shot her and the director like something doesn't make sense there it was a freak occurrence how did he manage to shoot two people yeah i mean i'm seeing it reported all over the place that it was not a blank it was a live round so before he gets to see i know but that means two bullets had a freak occurrence yeah somehow yeah live round dancing that's what's being reported i'm not sure why the chat is disagreeing with that i'm looking at multiple articles where that's being said yeah it's so [ __ ] up i feel bad for him man i really do and everybody it's horrible horrible horrible stuff turns out we have a pretty good uh work environment here guns and bug assaults so yeah i'm watching live cnn coverage they don't know yet um that's gonna [ __ ] him up for life man and not to i mean obviously the the the poor uh woman who died in her family yeah it's horrible i'm very curious more about to hear that people walked out because it was unsafe like what did they see that was so unsafe that they walked out and then everyone else resumed that to me strikes me as very weird as well i mean here in this new york post article it says a single live round was accidentally fired on set by the principal actor wow i don't know well it's being investigated so we'll probably get more details oh speaker speaking of weird mysteries too uh brian laundry right found we found we did it guys we found his body and uh that [ __ ] is dead die yeah well if people keep saying live round doesn't mean bullet okay what does it mean then i guess in there it could just mean anything what does it mean if you can say it doesn't mean bulls what does it mean genuinely like live round how could that mean anything but bullet you know anyone know people keep spamming that all right well [Music] anyway i guess moving on nobody knows live round also means a blank people say a blank is missing the projectile part of a bullet but metal casing yeah blanks okay who cares someone got shot i mean what the [ __ ] do you want from me yeah does it care what does it matter that part doesn't really matter i just don't know how you it there's no way whatever i'm over it someone got two people got shot um yeah so brian laundry's corpse got was found and that the the story is bizarre his parents were the ones that found his [ __ ] body they were and they found a notebook there that had a suicide letter or something some evidence his parents found it yes his parents found his backpack they also led the police to i think that he called his parents and told them that he was going to kill himself and told them where and then that's why the parents left i mean this is just a theory that makes sense yeah but yeah because everyone always you know was theorizing that the parents knew more than they were letting on yeah because he was there at their house and then disappeared but yeah they they found his backpack the day that his parents decided to talk to the police they found his body yeah but okay whatever it's a whole sad affair you know yeah so two bitched well one mystery resolved the other one is born and anyway i just want to watch the bachelorette on tuesday you know we had a whole internal debate on the bachelorette there was this guy who came on the set with notes copious amounts of notes saying this is how to this is how i should act this is what i should say here's how i maximize my screen time explain that sam he had notes on how to maximize his screen time no olivia was defending him oh you were defending him sorry sam you're good explain that olivia olivia and ian were defending this guy saying that maybe that's just what he does and takes notes then why does he have notes on maximizing screen time well his ex-girlfriend came out and said that google docs and like writing intense notes is just his thing like when they would go on vacation well i don't take notes about how to bury ela's body well also just because i'm in the nose i don't think that it's super crazy going on a reality show for the first time that's so crazy where producers tend to want to make people into villains to like to just be prepared well it's funny because in his notes he wrote how not to be a villain and he immediately became the victim i know world record villain speed run i mean i would definitely if i were the bachelorette if i saw that i would be like red flag but i'm not going to send him home you wouldn't oh he'd be gone he's gone that's badly sounded he had notes how to maximize screen time definitely and he had like a whole dossier on her personality and [ __ ] it was creepy that was kind of creepy this person in the chat said hate to break it to you guys the bachelor is scripted no it's not no it's not you are not bachelor nation i'm sorry possible it's not true try again what do you got inside info sorry to break it to you but i'm bachelor nation and i know [ __ ] he just said he literally knows the producer on an early season okay bring him on come call in and then all reality shows are scripted no they're not no they're not i can't i can only watch it with it's the crew it's impossible yeah it's both that's just like some dumb [ __ ] how can it be like they know okay all these people would have to be like the best actors what i think is possible is that they plan beats for certain things to happen right but the relationships and the stuff and this and that's not a script in the sense of like a movie script but it is highly highly highly manipulated what you see yeah it's manipulated for sure i mean watching it for my enjoyment which is fine these people while we watch it we're always like wow these producers are like insane and mean yeah because they're clearly psychopaths they're setting things up yeah they're like the saw guy the producers oh yeah no they're but like you can't it depends on what you're defining the scripted they don't yeah you're right they don't sit down and write a script like you would a television so you take it nationally it's not scripted but it is i think a better way thing to say is uh highly manipulated everybody knows that i'm curious like flavor of love were scripted where like a girl [ __ ] on the floor my counter argument to this being scripted is that first of all this guy let's take the girl sitting on the floor for example she is not going to volunteer to destroy her reputation be lampooned by the whole world it's just not this is that that one may have been a real moment or maybe maybe maybe not i haven't seen it maybe it didn't even happen tell you the truth who knows but i'm saying she's now the girl who [ __ ] on the floor around the world is not no amount of money is worth it nobody's going to do that sure agree to that same thing with the notebook somebody's saying it's like curb your enthusiasm i don't think so because i feel like world-renowned actors verb they actually act you know they they also improvise and they take it like a step further like that the people in curb are like world-class comedians and actors these are not people off the craigslist like these people on on bachelor are not [ __ ] they're like nobodies sorry also they're real people and you know you can follow them on instagram yeah that's what i was gonna say that's such a huge commitment to like be a character for the rest of your life it's impossible it doesn't make any sense this is just what people like to say but it's not true trust me i'm bachelor nation they've been on instagram you can see you go back a few months they're working in like doing a normal job they're not acting so you're telling me that these people prepared to be on this show 10 years in advance have a fake media persona just to be on the bachelor for one season now this guy who got caught taking the notes is getting [ __ ] dragged on social media his life is ruined okay so many people in the chat are saying that it's scripted and you guys are wrong definitions of scripted it's not maybe i think we all believe the same it's not scripted i think maybe the producers will pull someone aside and be like this person just said this about you how does that make you feel of course but that's obvious that's why i like it that doesn't mean it's scripted it means that the producers know what they're doing tv freaks to make the show entertaining that's why i like it these people are victims they're not actors like you guys yeah because you go you go on reality shows to ruin your life nobody escapes it they are victims the allure of being famous even infamous is uh very powerful to some people that's all i'll say i think that you're saying like nobody would do that because they it would ruin their life or whatever i don't think they see it that way necessarily bro trust me right this guy with the notepads he's out there trying to be the next bachelor and he is [ __ ] like everybody hates him and i know how bad that feels because i've been on the internet when everybody like hates you for a minute and a normal person who's not even used to that kind of scrutiny it's not a good thing it's not a good thing i don't know they want us to do a portal but you guys don't know what you're talking about how many how many of you actually watch it though so true how many of you guys actually watched right i'm back you guys don't understand how deep i am you think i'm dumb you think i couldn't tell the difference also if it's scripted what do you have to say about all of the people who are still married if that's yeah oh right it's all fake yeah people have been together and you want to explain that again i'm not saying that you're you keep going back to like i'm saying the entire thing's planned i i understand that these are real people and that they are really playing this game yeah and i'm still gonna keep what you are seeing on television is is far far from what actually went down in the vast majority i know that i know we're saying the same thing okay but i don't want to watch just people casually dating no but while we are saying all of this people are saying you're wrong to us paul i think people think that their words are written for what is the poll i don't think they don't basically there's got we got to be clear about this it's manipulated we all know that so let's say is it manipulated or is it 100 scripted that's what i really don't think well maybe some people do think that people are saying that they're about bachelor i mean sam you're back what do you what's your takeaway listen i don't care if it's scripted it's the best show on earth wait don't even say that don't give them no it's okay okay no i don't think it's scripted i it is definitely manipulated though yeah yeah that's cool for sure should i have a third option if it's like three degrees it's real it's manipulated is it scripted no no because we all agree that it's manipulated it would be boring if it wasn't manipulated guys exactly we would not be watching this i'm team dan on this one guys i'm sorry you are watching all them yeah i'm saying it's scripted to the degree that dan's saying it's scripted okay i already agree on that okay are you disagreeing with me what are we disagreeing well you guys didn't agree with me i'm sending out the poll dancing it's fabulous he says it's 100 fake i guess it's just we have different definitions of fake yeah like we 100 agree okay i don't know why you have to conquer and divide us you're not even a bachelor niche bro man you're all tripping i just i've seen a decent amount of it uh look at the poll so about 20 of peop of the audience says it's 100 fake it's scripted and those 20 do not watch well they're wrong that percentage is actually rising we're getting close to 25 they're wrong audiences the paul is manipulated it's impossible i think that the contestants are amateurs they're they're not necessarily actors although a lot of them are and that's why they want to get on the show sure of course um which you know actors have outgoing personalities it's good for the show anyways so i understand why they oh yeah yes but and yeah but they do things like if if something happens if a fight happens it's they stop recreate it a lot of the things that you're seeing are is acting because it wasn't caught on camera and they want to make sure that it's seen and so they literally like oh say that to them again you know that happens but not like the really like sometimes yeah sure i don't give a [ __ ] i think some of the moments they are visceral and real for sure but a lot of it uh i'm sure is kind of um but hey you know the person to curb wasn't actually that bad in the same way they don't have a script there's nothing like her and they just and they just kind of influence nothing like curve that's insane in the instances where they missed something and they want to recreate it that's just like we need you and her to fight again but it insinuates that the fight did happen it just wasn't on camera right okay no i don't think they re-fight i don't think that happens i think something could happen where they have like a tender moment or say something funny and they'll be like yo say that again fights and stuff that's real that's raw [Laughter] and i'm offended at the insinuation right there's like a bunch of people that say it's a bad poll and it's flipped what do you want i want them to get some reading comprehension to be perfectly fine this is a clear poll this is going to be always some of these people are saying bad pool they know how to read how do we unflip it i want to get a unflipped ball is the bachelor manipulated or is it 100 scripted we just had a giant conversation about the difference between the two things if you don't understand the difference between those two i don't know what to say i guess we can go 100 real how about this how about this i i just don't see the point of adding 100 real option because we know it's not 100 real i think we should uh we've got a lot of people who watch this show there's got to be one bachelor whistleblower out there from abc right like somebody yeah it's been around for like 30 years and you don't hear anybody you don't hear this [ __ ] reality steve would be all over it if he was totally fake because nobody knows who's snaking information to reality stephen oh that's sam made that for bachelorette why you guys do this on your free time sam did she did it incredibly that is so what beautiful you want to tell us a little bit about the spread a little meat little cheese oh my god which episode was this the premiere the premiere yeah you got to go all out for the premiere oh wow god i came in she's like there's rose petals everywhere she's looking all frantic oh my god she takes a professional sport well didn't she sort of win the bachelor oh she's a bachelor mega fan she entered true weight before she won each three bachelor [Music] [Applause] oh she's a veteran right you skirted the uh you're uh you're one of the contestants that shows up outside the compound from a previous season like please i'm in love with her i have uh i have a big revelation for you guys right now in bombshell to drop bombshell alert um the a3 bachelor was rigged sam and ian were already dating the entire thing was fake uh it's scripted exactly based on what you guys are saying you can't script that that's what you that's what it would mean based on what you guys are saying it would mean that the ian and sam situation would have been scripted that was real as it gets and look where it is now look at them they're still together you're saying it's a script no that's love shame on you dad don't buy it don't buy it people it was too real to be in the comments for example sometimes like what happened in the previous season was that the guy who won was a [ __ ] plant last season the donkey kong yeah the donkey kong face guy so they broke he won the guy with the upside down face dude that dudes that dude straight up was donkey kong this guy you recognize him we me and eel didn't like him we thought he had bad intentions oh yeah i didn't like him yeah his head is upside down [Laughter] his head is flipped he's flipped he's hit he looks and he looks like donkey kong he's just got a strange face like i've never seen anyone that looks like him crimson chin dude he's probably got such a weak chin to have that big ice beard it's probably like tiny are they still together yeah they're still together i think okay so we're all wrong i think so but they he was a plant from a previous season now i think this shit's all set up right they take him they plant him in there he shows up and he's like i'm in love and i want to get in yeah but like everything that happens after that is real and raw yes and they're still together to this day so shame on you dan i mean sam would not be putting out spreads like that if it was scripted people were saying charcusi [Music] why because he looks like a shark oh my god not a shark actually you said sharkuzy sharkus yeah why is shark though sharks reborn oh okay so i get them okay ethan you know we could get intel about bachelor because do you know becca martinez oh yeah she's a big fan of frenemies and probably um us too she probably on social side and also uh jacinia who was on paradise oh yeah she's a huge fan we should totally let's we gotta do let's get let's get well i think justinia is a real like a real also i don't think justinia is out of contract yet so we may have to get back up because she'll talk she'll she'll talk about well becca's like straight bachelor she was on this she was on a show she was on paradise i'm telling you this shit's real guys this is this is alumni there's history deep roots yeah how [ __ ] shame on you and shame on you a.b right jacenya was spotted wearing teddy fresh right yeah she's she's a real she's a real one i tried i tried i give it a chance yeah i'm with you on that amy i can't i can't get into this you guys don't watch i gave them lebanon it was a good time i've now because i i've i've been roped into watching two seasons now the two most recent oh you watched the full season pretty much that's good what had you liked the last one it was pretty good the last one was the one with with dk right yeah with donkey kong yeah i really he looks like donkey kong yeah since pete the pilot i've been out that's a horrible honestly that's he's yeah that was that made me stop watching for a little bit that was bad that guy was such a [ __ ] such a bad but the last bachelor in paradise three engagements that's pretty crazy that is crazy i didn't watch the paradise version paradise is really good the last season of paradise was the best season ever yeah i agree um wait do you see the resemblance the [ __ ] jaw and everything in the hair it's easier to see when he's in motion i feel like the photograph doesn't fully um i'm sorry oh donkey kong says trans right so you see that donkey kong is a trans icon he said where the [ __ ] did you read that the one with the trans flag at the bottom i don't know the context of that but okay became a trans icon yeah all right i'll read that one later not ready for all that um yeah i uh i somewhat enjoyed it the best part uh of that last time well there were certain elements of it that were very enjoyable the the girls was it her mom and like aunt oh she was such a horse that was right that was the best part i don't know if we can it's abc they'll probably claim us well i'll just remove it then okay what is how are you going to find that clip now oh i think it was katie's her name was katie why is abe lincoln the bachelor cam what's the context here oh cam thinks he looks similar to the donkey kong dude lincoln i don't see it sorry cam can't take it back to the lab i can't follow you on down on this one uh hey olivia i was romantically talking to a contestant from the bachelorette that was in the top four on becca season and and bachelor in paradise love to talk about it i have pics i'd rather just talk to the person not like you know what i mean like i know a person that knows a person that knows a person any credentials people yeah so um you found that clip or should we just not even show it i mean i think i found this was part of it right where this is it yeah so so blake meets katie's mom and aunt and her aunt is the nastiest person i have ever seen ever it's just our family because at the end of the day you're here because we want you here not because we need you here right originally when i knew you were coming on the show it didn't dawn on me that you would be or could be engaged at the end i feel like there's enough time maybe if you minimize it it will reduce the chance of being clean like this yeah nothing has to be yeah yeah we're not we're not about to get married and have kids but i think because we're both so independent and have our own goals and dreams like we don't need each other we've been able to live our own life we want and yeah it's super important not to need someone you can survive on your own by the way it's just positive the premise is she's the bachelorette he's in her top like three or four or something or is actually maybe she was even the last one because one of the guys left and um so her family's coming to meet him with the context that like she's supposed to get engaged and they're just like we don't it's like they just tore the whole thing down i've never seen anything like that it's a little back story put ourselves in a position where we have to rely on a male that just this is we don't need no motivation if we invite you in you are so lucky okay marriage is a lot yeah that's not all it's cracked up to me no for sure and like that's the thing is like i've lived through it like i've lived through watching my parents pick it up that's not the same thing though right like definitely but like watching a train wreck is not the same as actually being in that train wreck right yeah it's let's say marriage gets something which i don't care no i didn't watch the season yeah this is so funny this was one of the highlights yeah that was the first oh that is so mean no it was hor it was horrible i mean and he was trying his best to be good and be interested yeah i never seen anything like she was just so mean go ahead it keeps going what's your plan like how are you going to fix that we katie and i have a thing going on here and it's just promising ourselves that we'll do anything to make it right and keep it yeah that's not how it works don't like i mean cute but i mean ultimately anything works you asked and is that where you're at like are you wanting to marry her i don't know where you're gonna yell at me again that lindsay was more hesitant about me and just kind of questioning [Music] what katie and i are and how we're going to work through things and all i could say was words to try and reassure but it just seemed like nothing i was saying was the right answer she was looking for so what makes you want the beard oh my gosh um they're still together by the way so [ __ ] probably during our first date he had talked about how he really is an independent woman and how there's a time where he could be gone for like a month and he needs someone who can handle that and i insulin is like i got my own to do like that sounds like the perfect duo you guys are gonna go your own way for a month or two while he's in africa i mean i mean that's a huge uh like no matter what that's a huge amount of time to be away from he's just wants to be against how do you see that ending like we're just going to make it work we just don't know what that means yet if if that means i go to canada then i'll go you know if i get to go to africa because i want to we'll go like i'm like we really aren't worried i know these are huge things to figure out but that's what we want to do we want to figure it out you just said if you need to go to canada you will if you need to go to africa you will like it it just sounds like a lot of oh yes yes sir yeah and really my question is how much is he willing to put into your happiness because the rest we don't care about if something doesn't work yeah good luck you know why is she here i hate her are you ready to ask katie to marry her i just want to make sure that what i do is right for for katie and i and so you know i've got a lot of thinking to do about it i just want to make sure it's the right thing what are the plans are you moving in together also like all stuff they're just gonna date like they i don't the one thing i think silly about this show is like you're supposed to get engaged at the end but ultimately you're just dating like it doesn't mean anything it's not that [ __ ] serious but they are engaged for real now so [ __ ] these love haters was it like the mom and sister yeah her it was her aunts or her mom's sister mom and dad mom and dad we hate men so we think you should be single forever you said you're gonna go to canada for him that sounds like a yes sir yes sir um anyway bachelor nation forever um the new season i don't know if you guys heard it had the worst ratings of any premiere by far like dude the premiere had like 400 000 viewers this show has better ratings than the bash wait google it i read it yeah i'm reading it premiere low what was the viewership they say it was like [ __ ] abysmal do you think it's chris harrison no i think it's because they did the back-to-back season yeah i think it's the back to back and i think that bachelorettes are just kind of boring like i just i hate to say it because they're nice i like them but like i don't know it just doesn't excite me in the pics but i do think that um the hosting situation is not horrible i don't understand why there has to be two women when there was just one man i agree it's like you need two women to fill the role yeah what the [ __ ] exactly it's like one is not enough somehow that's so weird it should just it's back to back to back i can't keep eating charcuterie [Music] well i can never get enough i'll be honest it was uh three million down from last night three million last season hit five that's a huge debt man yeah i mean for i mean that show i thought was huge huge but well not so much anyway that's all i have to say about that i may not be a smart man but i don't know what's [ __ ] up when i see it also watching the um the real house lives um beverly hills it's the tell all now there's like three of them but i think i'm the only one right nobody here i don't i'm even out on that show i watched the lisa rinna part where she talked about amelia and scott it was interesting i'm out on that real housewives [ __ ] i can't [ __ ] with that it's all about erica they're just so annoying they're like the worst people on earth all gathered just so rich so freak disgusting out of touch just god awful yeah i mean if you were like talking about class warfare and [ __ ] like that and overthrowing all you have to do is show the real housewives of beverly hills and uh uh class war is inevitable i don't know if i made this joke before but i'm pretty sure they show real housewives of beverly hills to isis recruitment uh centers so i don't know um well it's not as fun talking about it where no one else is really involved but i don't know i love it i love that you love it i'll make lena watch it with me so we can talk about it all right well i guess that's it eh zach keeps looking at me get me to say something zach just say it say what you want to say what's going on oh no we we just we're doing this crazy thing uh that we thought you guys would enjoy so i'm wondering if it's cool if we could try it go ahead what is zach was asking me dan he wants permission to do the disco effect oh you want a disco you want a disco all right you got to hit that move you did though yeah this is the way we're going to take out the show today this is all right that's good actually all right everybody ready everybody ready disco yeah i'm ready yeah love is ready this is it i mean is there something oh hey we should give a seizure warning probably like on ironically okay seizure warning is your warning if you are epileptic please turn off the stream let's go you gotta move fast and like [Music] there you go oh here get one avila [Music] there you go this one right here [Music] [Music] now dan definitely looks like fear and loathing with those glasses all right now i'm starting to get willy wonka tunnel freak vision we don't know which way we're rowing is it raining is it snowing is a hurricane of blowing but surely the fear must be growing [Music] all right guys that's about it for us hey good weekend so we'll be back on sunday for the leftovers or tomorrow if you remember if you're a member become a member anyway what's for uh lunch ela i don't know do you have any dinner thoughts i think elena is surprising us with something oh i love that i love that love that [Music] oh [Music] wait wait do it on me because it's really painful when i do this okay here we go oh yeah [Music] all right i'm out of here peace out peace out everybody [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,586,623

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, after dark

Id: R63J0T2cK8w

Length: 181min 50sec (10910 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 22 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/AccidentallyHuge]

The disco bit at the end made me laugh stupidly hard

[u/MopManMoss]

That tiktok employee was super dumb if she wants to keep her job lmao dont send shit to higher ups and dont refuse a voice changer if youre gonna be an insider lmao

[u/HauntingAd2676]

Shout out to the fleshlight dude!!! 😂💙

[u/pwniess]

I hope getting on the show was worth losing your job cause that TikTok employee is 100% getting fired lol

[u/KaySwissCheese]

SEIZURE WARNING

[u/haiylybertraine]

ethan thinking a glizzy primarily meant a hot dog and had no idea it was a gun made my day

[u/appleparkfive]

I love the White Claw Gabe segments, and I hope he does stick around for After Dark for a long time. The reason they work so well is because he's always at the most unexpected place. If it was just him at home everytime, it'd be whatever.

But send him to an Arby's, a waterfall, a library, whatever. That's where it's at. Try him out for a Man On The Street segment some day maybe

[u/minmidmax]

Malek is legitimately hilarious. I hope to see him back on the show!

[u/Mammoth-Log-7969]

You guys need to do some research on the island boys…