Trisha & Ethan Got Bullied & Are Fighting Back - Frenemies # 36

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because everybody's like you know the vac so everyone wants to do what we did where they're like okay it's kind of there's we can if you're vaccinated and they go in vegas if your vaccine you can take your mask off it's like as if these these stupid anti-vaxxers are gonna be honest about it yeah do you take your mask off yeah i did the cdc put out a statement saying yeah if you're vaccinated you could take your mask off so i was like all right let's go dr fauci is it anywhere you take your mask off inside too whoa that's why everyone went to vegas and so um let's see i was like i was like the ela this is the ultimate test for this vaccine god could you imagine if i feel good though don't say it yeah like what have you got outside no like if you got it and you got the vaccine like i i got a little stuffed up last week and i was thinking like did i get covered like okay let me explain yeah you obviously the vaccination is 95 effective so you still have a five percent chance but if you do catch it the severity of the illness is greatly greatly reduced oh okay cool so like even if you do catch it post vaccination you're still greatly benefit from getting the vaccination which everybody please should do thank you very much for this psa but um anyway about me being skinny when we took the jet when we took the the flight over i was buckled in did you have a jet it's like oh my god no no we didn't no no no okay no it's not it's like out of it's this service where it's like a private jet but it's like commercial other people are on it yeah other people are on it you like it's like jet x or something yeah that's exactly right it's not that bougie yeah yeah no exactly okay okay thank you you could get a private jet why would i need to this one is so it's the same thing i can't do private job i i think i'd be too sad to waste the money i can spend 40 000 again but 10 000. the the private jet is so expensive you can't even imagine no that's like 10 000 to vegas but it's like a 45 minute flight yeah yeah i mean and then like i've heard people they fl who fly private from like new york like you know cross country it's like 50 000 100 000 i was like excuse me no [ __ ] way yeah daddy daddy needs some cheddar for this trailer lawsuit you're in a good mood for me oh yeah trailer's trying to take my triller's coming after me you seem you seem not happy about but you seem like okay with it i watch your show thursday you seem very like you know well you know what because here let me finish my fat story so the point is when i was on the jet i was buckled in and i go look ila it's it's all the way it's like extended to the max and that and it fit me do you understand what i'm saying yeah i could not possibly be any bigger it's so you know what though you're really skinny it's literally just your middle i know that's what i i have a freak body dude when we got measurements for one of the outfits the taylor was like this [ __ ] there's this is not right what you're telling me the taylor was like there's something wrong here he told him never seen a body language he told us that we were measuring incorrectly we went back and we did it we went shopping for pants because we went to like a nice dinner and i don't have any pants because i refuse to buy pants because i i'm like i'm gonna lose weight what size pants are you okay 36. bro are you [ __ ] kidding me i was 36 when i was skinny guess my actual waist size you're more than 36 now no you have a youtube 42 no where did you find 42's exactly at a designer brand so we had this design it was amazing no i went i went i got a shirt from the gucci store and they were showing us like pants that i really liked and wanted and so i i [ __ ] you not they're like here's the biggest size we have in the whole store it goes up to like here do you understand what i'm saying here this is all yeah designer brands are not made for us i've never been able to fit into anything i had to get a louis vuitton men's xxl for that like leather jacket i wore oh that's a good idea but that was already oversized for men so it didn't fit me like perfect so like they do but it's good it saves me money like so i had to go get there was this one store where they tailor the pants for you which store was it i don't i don't remember the name i had some weird names the pants are really nice though well you should shop them out for the fatties i wish i could but you can't go i don't remember you don't remember the story you got him no it had like a really weird name in vegas yeah what area were you and were you in the crystals were you in the aladdin shops or it wasn't that really the mall with all the designs fashion show mom yeah or crystals i don't know was it a mom mall or were you like walking it was a mall like a caesar's palace no it was a mall mall it's a fashion trip next to bellagio okay okay i just want to know where you got these things well anyway i got these i got these 42s and boy i have the biggest [ __ ] dump truck wait you do you have another what i think i don't know what's my body like even when i was skinny my waist size was 36 that's why i always thought i was fat it's it's you have the adam sandler body you just got the bigger hips and the bigger butt he has the same body well apparently he's a sex icon he is tick tock is going crazy right i'm saying right now so yeah um yeah so anyway um oh next friend of me's merch i know we haven't done the first launch for the second launch we should do basketball shorts like pink and black so adam sandler oh yeah sure and malibu because he plays basketball there he's there this weekend i know where he goes but i can't go hang out there because it's weird i'm sure he knows of me like because i'm like weirdly obsessed with him he's like oh you know he would see you and be like yeah no i would you know i would feel the same way but i know where he plays he was there this weekend weren't you looking for him over the weekend well that was a joke i wouldn't actually go to the basketball court we were just going i thought you were serious no well you were there in malibu on the weekend i did bring the adam sandler first i think you are kind of hoping to run into him i don't know how much of a joke it is no i wouldn't honestly i won if i saw him because i know he would think i'm creepy like i just anyways you have the same body as adam sandler and honestly 42 is the new like 32 uh 42 is still 42. 42 is is everything you got a badonk and i and i remember with peace and love to you is that when we did the parachute bit when we were running with the parachute i love the story yeah and then so you took off your belt and you took it off yeah i took off my belt and i gave it to trisha to clip on and it was so massive compared to your wedding that was everything we should have shown that i think damn what's your waist size uh it's about 36 36 yeah i dream of being 36 you're probably a little twink ass 32 what are you no we bought him 33's and they wouldn't fit for disneyland his little his little badank couldn't get in there either it's all the big zd 34 34 is great we've been we've been we've been eating really good but you know what i have the opposite effect of you because i did get liposuction on my way so my waist is pretty is is pretty small but everything else because i've had liposuction i just gained fat like in my shoulders and in my wrist oh is that how it works yeah like the fat gets redistributed because i had i had lipo here but you can't have it here because of the veins you try to get life on your forearm yeah because i got this done up here this used to be a lot bigger oh that's correct and so i wanted to get this but they have the veins so they can't they can't you know stab you in there i guess or whatever and then i also got my back and my stomach but because of that my fupa is larger my shoulders are larger like everything else gains so my fingers are fatter like everything's so much oh you know i'm like i'm like a size like nine and a half interesting yeah so um i have the opposite we have like the reverse inverse bodies of each other oh that's interesting your body just plumps up everywhere else yeah and my my thighs are huge but but i think it's better to have a big belly especially as a guy because that's a sign of like you eat good you have money you know like that's the big bellies are in it's not listen it ain't hard to get a big belt let me tell you it's not that luxurious well i saw tick tock uh over the weekend about why as a fat person someone else talking about why they can't be with another fat person and it's because like there's too much too many bellies and too much oh yeah and all that stuff if i was with somebody with the equal size of meme i would never be able to get it in same same like sitting on someone with a poopo with my football there's just too much even even with ela being like the skinniest person alive it's like that's not true you're not that big you really aren't i think your stomach is proportionate it's just yeah i have a weird body but you are skinny and your belly's not even that big it's just because you're so thin right here anyway i'm trying to lose weight no you actually look really good and you know what's funny how how much conversation being fat takes up on this show like if you if you look at all of the history of this show yeah we probably spent at least 10 hours talking about being about what other podcast offers this kind of this insight none yeah none on the planet other than that we're fat we are big fat fat fatties is a podcast where they talk about it you know what i loved you know what i loved rosie o'donnell back in the day because she talked about being fat and she always got redemption for being fat remember when donnie osmond made fun of her weight he's like oh we won't both film the helicopter and then everyone was like oh poor rosie and she got like this huge like arc of like followers and stuff like i think that's like i literally went anyways i want fat redemption so anyway i think we have a little sympathy for us because we're fat i think people just like that we don't that we're like open about our flaws and stuff you know what i mean yeah well we're getting to the topic but that's why when someone's like oh they're bullies i'm like we don't we hate ourselves more than anybody i think we're more self-deprecating you know yeah yeah yeah i feel like i'm harder on myself than anybody on the internet like i literally hate myself every day i look at myself naked although i like myself some days but whatever people say i'm like really contradicting myself all the time but i wouldn't say i don't i wouldn't say i hate myself i mean there's been times in my life when i've been self-loathing when i was like really depressed but do you hate your body oh yeah yeah that's what i'm talking about i meant the body i don't hate myself i hate my body i love it but it's all because i mean it's my own fault you know it's like i've i've neglected my body no you have a disorder you have issues with food you have you know it's like it's a thing in our brain obviously it's easy we know how to dye it but like it's a thing in the brain you know what i mean they were you've seen goodwill hunting where robin goes it's not your fault will oh the guy's name is will in the movie yeah will hunting's his name did you miss that i never saw the movie it's so good i liter but anyway there's a scene where he goes it's not your fault well why is it good will hunting why is it just not will hunting why is it good will hunting because he's good i know it's a play on words yeah like goodwill yes trisha this is like a 30 year old movie it's sponsored by goodwill it's a great film though i love that movie uh i don't like man you know what i'm talking about it's an iconic scene yeah that's what trish is doing right now it's not your fault ethan i know i don't know ooh and then he goes it's not your fault and he starts crying and going it's not your fault oh are you gonna start crying are you the will hunting in this yes and i'm the robin williams yes i knew robin williams yeah but let me guess you [ __ ] him he was he you are yeah he i don't want to talk about now that he's a ceasefire i did do a storytime one time and he was really really nice but i don't like going to detail how i know but he was really nice and he did he wait how do you know him i don't know you better tell me now i don't want to go like how do you know was it an escort thing i think i talked about it before you can google it if you want if someone find it i don't know don't find it don't i just you know when someone's dead like i hate when people talk about people when they died right now you just told me to no i was because he was married and i just don't want to watch trisha paytas oh so you were a prostitute and you hooked up with robin um it was like well he's known he's known for you know doing that stuff yeah but he was really like like again was he a good lover he was really nice i don't want to talk about it i just feel like it's so disrespectful i don't want him to like roll you know what he means you think he'll haunt you that's flubber wasn't he flubber what is lover uh flubber was one of the movies that was really dumb oh wait no flubber that's flubber yeah not a flubber wait am i spelling it wrong you're right yes flubber hello people flubber are you guys forgetting about this classic film uh flubber oh my god is that me and the red hair do you see right there look to the left is that me you wish oh oh i thought it was me i was like oh my god hello this is the guy you [ __ ] we love him i didn't i didn't say that i just you know respect to his scene did he flubber your ass stop i wasn't flubbery back then i was i was a lot thinner than i am now did he give you the old flub club some people say i look like robin williams actually stop nobody says that you better stop that [ __ ] right now you better stop saying that [ __ ] to me well anyways he i met him oh that's so interesting of course you had sex with robin williams that's your you have had sex with like every celebrity it seems like but nobody knows these celebrities anymore so it's not that much of a flex like tana you told me a crazy one that's a secret uh did i mm-hmm because you're like very persistent i'm being like who is it who hasn't because it's so interesting yeah but i don't i don't know is it because it's kind of like i don't know i just um you attacked with robin williams no i didn't say that yes you did okay let's move on oh my god i mean i mean that's amazing that you crossed paths with this incredible person i did cross paths with them yeah but it's not a cool flag you cross genitals with them people nowadays can flex that they slept with like takashi six nine like those kind of people are yeah that's not a flex right no they're not that's like that's like you better get the plan planned parenthood immediately i feel like rappers are the flags oh little lil xan why is that why are these all these tiny little weird like pseudo-rappers i just follow tana and those are the people that and i'm like oh she's she's hooking up with cool people i i don't think my relevancy of people i've hooked up with is up to par uh robin williams is by far a much cooler [ __ ] than little zan i'm sorry what wow really little zan is like he looks like a little baby and he's like a little baby too get out get out i have no idea what he looks like actually i just really let me show you no let's not make people's appearance yeah let's not be bullies because i feel like we we pride ourselves on not making fun of people's appearances like i know how bad that sucks for people yeah i don't like low blows you know right good point but at the same time when people make fun of my appearance sometimes i take it as like i take it as flattering you know what i mean sometimes depending on like i mean the thing is i definitely there's nothing anybody could say about my parents that would actually upset me because you've heard it your whole life so you're just numb to it now you're just like i guess how many times i guess it's like the old saying where like you wear it as a shield because i always make fun of my appearance but it doesn't feel good like it definitely doesn't feel it doesn't hurt at all it doesn't hurt me it's just more like you do because it's like oh you went there okay let's [ __ ] go hence because if it's about like my appearance like me boobs the way i talk like whatever but like if it's a crying on the kitchen floor but if it's like oh she's fat it's like oh that's kind of like that's it that's all you can yeah yeah i agree it's like okay let's go i'm faster [ __ ] anyway so i know what the [ __ ] are we talking about how good you were do we want to go back no okay should we go on that private jet maybe that private jet was meant for skinny people i'm following a lawsuit okay what's the handicap organization that sues everyone hey no uh anyway i'm doing that but fat you know what southwest would not be that doing that to you because southwest has those extra large buckles straps for days yes they have the straps for days that's why i love those soft westerners i'll tell you why we down here in the southwest we got extra long straps boy yeah super wide i have a jet start for skinny people i'm not fat shaming it's like designer exactly but what they're like they're like fat people do not ride private let's be honest i don't so i guess that's a fact right there i'm one of the statistics of fat people who don't write private they don't shop designer and they don't ride private they go first class because they're fat fat people ride in like they'd like drive no that's too much or like they well what are they gonna do they spent all their money on food i can't breathe when i'm in a car trip because i have to like bend over to get snacks and i can't you know it hurts i don't like it but you're a rich fat person ah let's stop this conversation right now please i'm being sued by triller [ __ ] okay am i part of this no although no i see my clip being here yeah yeah there's a clip of us talking together but they're not suing i'm silent in that clip by the way i'm just like you're like i didn't even notice at the time i really didn't even i didn't notice anything that was i didn't to me i just thought i was like a joke and then i was like oh damn no who cares this is my problem i joke and now i'm worried i'm like what did i say that i could get sued in my life i'm sure a lot you just got to live your life girl yeah people don't like that like you well i've been i've been sued once before by by this dude matt hoss for the same thing and we took him all the way to court and we won i'm about to do that again i sued a wayans brother aunt brother son and i won and i never got the money yeah that's the problem when you can't sue poor people no he had money i was renting his house three million dollar house and i stood and i won and all i was doing for is twelve thousand because that was the the what he owed me how did they get away with not paying you no he's not broke because he sold the house i don't know he just is not paying me and i'm like i really needed that money at the time i mean i guess if he needs it okay but it's all way better than what i'm gonna be like when triller if triller wins i'll be like hey i'm broke now but trailer's gonna go under it because they're sponsoring jason's oh triller by the way trailer is definitely gonna go out of business these people are so desperate and so spending money so much and now obviously they're suing me which means like oh uh our our our we sold a gajillion pay-per-view and we had justin bieber it's like okay so why exactly are you suing me to try to like peer pressure and people just spending 4.99 it's like one of those things where oh no anyway if listen because i feel like you don't have my back right now i always have your back we want to go to war with thriller we're going to roll with killers i'm about to blow the foghorn are you going to be with me oh i'm gonna i have a lawyer we're gonna go over everything i'll make sure your coach coach yeah because i'm jewish almost it's it's more of a j it's more of a uh general term yeah it has nothing to do with you being jewish thank you which you aren't just to be clear thank you for that clarity for everybody but if you just needed another reason to help support me against this tr this on let me think of like a really close okay so this is jason's new this is the jason nash show he was paying people like ten dollars for eight hours of work so they apparently wait are we sure about this it says trilled studios are we sure there's an association i'm pretty sure it's triller well why is woody right trilled and why is there a dude on a banjo doesn't say trilled it says true good because we don't see the end of the army why don't you just open the video how much research are we doing on this show what we know it says trill oh triller what studio i thought it said trilled yeah i was oh i thought you were being stupid no i'm actually dumb i'm actually done self-deprecating right there trailer studios well could somebody open the [ __ ] video and actually see if it says troller studios like it's not that much to ask over my research team well i didn't i don't think anybody even had the thought that you just had it's definitely that because we put our pieces i put i was detective work over the weekend so i definitely know it's okay so then there's what i'm saying like trailers supporting jason nash vis-a-vis you are in the trenches with me now imagine yeah yeah for sure oh my god for sure yeah oh yeah why why because are we have share we have common enemies what do you mean okay yeah yeah right wait what i don't want to agree to something why am i why am i on it because you hate jason okay and they support jason then you hate him i don't hate him i think he's a disgusting creep that shouldn't be on the internet okay you think he's just such a group that should be able to backing that you're that's another creep trailer well you know what other creep trillers backing jake paul i don't know a lot about jake paul but well i do know that i do know that the new york times wrote a profile on him that was that was exhaustedly uh as the author said on our show carefully vetted that it credibly accused jake paul of being a rapist oh and triller backs jake paul jake paul is a partial owner of triller and some people have speculated even further not myself of course but people on the internet have speculated even further that this is a spite lawsuit fueled by jake paul and that's obs because in their original lawsuit they listed like 20 people and they're like we're going after all these people and then the judge is like this is a the dumbest thing i've ever read it's an improper jointer it means they put everyone together improperly so the judge threw out the lawsuit and then guess who they filed of those 20 people guess who they refiled against only yeah right fascinating yeah yikes i don't know i feel so i don't know i wish i was a little it's a fair use i'll just say it's a i just want to make very clear it's a fair use lawsuit they are suing me for watching a clip of the fight on my show that's what they're shooting days after the fight five days after the fight i watched 45 seconds commented over the whole thing it is literally fair use what i do every day day in day out and i need to [ __ ] put my foot down against people that are threatening not only my life my way of life my constitutional first amendment right and everybody else on youtube yeah just like the first time so this is fair use i feel like we're a part of history you're like george washington thank you sailing across the delaware to meet hamilton everything comes down to hamilton alex you're my right-hand man how's that song go um am my right hand man right um you're by alexander hamilton how is it oh yeah i'm gonna i'm waiting in the field for you you never back down never let it change the time they are waiting in the field for you you never know they'll know your name [Applause] i'll be there to write your resignation letter oh yeah when you resign from when i die you'll write my eulogy i don't think he died i think he yeah he resigned his farewell okay thank you but yeah you're alexander hamilton do you accept the post is my right hand man yeah thank you you're going to die before me then george washington dies before hamlet well he's old as [ __ ] though you he he lived a good long life for like back then yeah yeah it's a good job i love i think george washington's awesome so i'm happy to be him uh do you but i think he might have been a slave owner i don't think he wanted well everybody was a slave owner but he was actually from what i understand like a relatively woke slave owner because he he freed i mean no he freed his slaves when he died which like you have to take things in perspective right now just the phrase woke slightly i know i know you have to take things in perspective because during the time this is way before [ __ ] like it was you know during the time of the civil war there was a huge way before the civil war i'm saying during the time of the civil war there was like there was people were much more aware of like oh we got to end this thing slavery back during the days of george washington literally everybody had slaves and so he was a pretty woke slave owner and that when he died i know it sounds funny he freed his slaves which is very odd yeah but hamilton was more awoke because he's trying to hamilton yeah but that that was like radical you have to understand like back then like the notion of slave should be free was like super radical like what the hell's wrong with you yeah george washington's the [ __ ] abraham lincoln moore because he actually freed all the slaves so we might stand him a little more i'd watch that i would do i'd watch the lin-manuel musical about like me taking a [ __ ] i don't think he would write that he's sitting on the toilet about it the fan and the power wash turns on for you it's pulsating on his butt stop i want to die on the toilet like elvis anyway trailer's gonna go out of business for sure because like nobody uses their dumb app it's horrible it's just a tick tock rip off their events stuck don't have you heard of trill or the app i literally have no idea what this is i just know they did the fight right that's the thing about them oh you don't what didn't you know about triller the tick tock rip oh no oh so there's this uh so they're primarily a media company that has like a tick top rip off app we're sponsored by trailer you're like it's actually a tick tock app give it a little rundown of what it is can you imagine if they sponsored us that'd be the weirdest thing ever um i don't like it i don't know what it is they just rip tip talk off tip top they just ripped tip top off yeah and so nobody uses their app because it sucks and there's nobody on it like it's just awful like and you know they're just hemorrhaging money because they're trying to pay people to do the stuff and like paying jason nash who nobody's going to watch that and so why is that dude playing a banjo okay fine but it's a small guitar dan you want to split hairs i mean yeah appears to be uh ukulele oh even worse i mean at least welcome to trailer studio i'm sorry one star but at least hanging out with people that are age appropriate right you know he's trying to improve a little i guess he could he could enter into would you be okay for jason to enter a consensual sex relationship with that man what well you said he's with age-appropriate people oh okay i guess if he's if he's open to that that's fine i don't know i don't really he might be his relationships he can do whatever he do but well well you're saying he's a creep because he's oh right we're right so age-appropriate 80-year-old man i'm feeling it yeah yeah this is more appropriate it's not like his young girls on the show now that's a trailer that's a trailer production i would watch i did watch the whole thing looking for an apology or at least an acknowledgement bro you are the biggest hate watcher no because i wanted to see if he acknowledged the situation i was like let me watch it to the end to see if he's going to acknowledge what anything that has happened in the past maybe at the end of the show right he was trying to do this like knockoff of eric andre's show oh really did you not see it no i didn't even hear about it um no i just want to do my research in case he did apologize at the end of it or something but he didn't even acknowledge one thing wait was it not one thing about anything david actually well why would he he's trying to like wait my no i'm saying i'm saying you should but like why would he even before this started he just did a quick video like i was stupid i don't know wait he's calling the first episode my new talk show was a disaster like i'm sorry bro can you [ __ ] hype it up can you can you like not what is the views i can't even see that it says 100 and uh 10 000. um no trust me i do not i do not hate watching like i can't even it's like what's the thing about the show about it this is so cool sorry i'm triggered looking at him not in a bad way wait he's really trying to be a late night guy no okay so there's a show called the eric undershirt i didn't know this i know eric andre of course so i went to go watch it's basically the exact same things i didn't know the show oh it's the same format of him trying to do this kind of stuff i'm sorry trailer if this is the best you can do on production-wise then you really are going to lose all your money and go out of business there's the r triller studios it's war war never changes do you agree like why is the lighting is horrible [Music] well here let me hear this what is with this old guy are they in a sexual relationship it's just a comedy like even with the guests the way he is i mean i watched both of them so oh oh there's two i'll ask you a couple questions yeah sure what's up oh yeah what's your feeling chiller's gonna sue me for watching this now like you had an unauthorized access to the jason national part one the most exposure to the show will have but we will be so excited hugely followed instagram page please welcome nina daniel nina hi oh my god bro you have to be more original than that that is exactly the air conditioner i'm sorry jason but i mean it's just you can't rip you can't do like a carbon copy um it's fake because also he doesn't i'm sorry jason i don't know what he can't pull that off because eric andre is a literal [ __ ] psycho madman you know what i mean like you just i don't know i don't see it i mean the only thing i will like you know i don't know oh we're gonna well you know i will say this though is like it is one of those instances where you see like your ex and you're just like oh what was i thinking like this is that moment for me and i'm so excited i could have look at moses look at jason i know moses jason besides from how they act and all that other stuff like the way they treat me and stuff like that but like and obviously he doesn't hang around with like teenagers but like aside from all of that like just the physical looks like i'm not trying to be mean but like you know he did leave me in a psychiatric hospital he looks like death he looks like death he looks like and i i don't wish that on him i don't want him but i hope he if he's sick he gets help i don't know why well oh you you think he looks like he has a grave illness yeah oh and i don't wish that i hope he gets help but if he if he's healthy i wouldn't go that far he looks well let me watch the wait let me watch the second episode you could say whatever you want time he saw me i was high on math he was you know all i was sickly i was all the stuff because for three months he strung me along after bryce hall i was in a psychiatric ward twice and he knew this and he kept streaming me along so then when i was finally on meth they went to his house i was he's just like you look like [ __ ] and he blocked me and now who looks like [ __ ] he looks like he's on okay wait hold on hold on hold on okay all right there's definitely something going on with you right now let me watch the second episode i'm excited because he just looked horrible but i hope he does well i hope he's doing well i don't want him to be unwell i just like that he looks like i only see one episode because it just makes me feel better like wait hold on you said there was two episodes there's only one no i didn't see the rest no probably out today by you know i wouldn't say i'm listen i want to support you i don't think he looks like death i think he looks he looks rough well he's had a rough time for sure yeah let's try to see if we can find a laugh i think it's okay let's find out look see what front of my looks all the time he always told me i was fat and that's like death and that i looked strung out oh bro when i wasn't even on drugs he's like you could make fun i didn't say you couldn't i'm just well i'm not about making fun of people's looks but like some people yeah have it comment he knew i wouldn't mental twice and continue to string me along and look at look at what happened to him karma got him in his face it looks like he got hit by a shovel well also this is him he shouldn't be on camera like that clean him up like well no this is this is what they did he's got makeup and hair you know what i mean like this is he's got a stylist like this is the best he can do i just can't even believe but i don't think he looks as bad as you were perceiving him to be i just i [ __ ] some ugly ugly people and i can't believe i [ __ ] him ever like that's what like but like you know what i mean he's one of those moments so when you [ __ ] like when you [ __ ] like the ugliest dude ever you've ever [ __ ] what were you thinking like i just like what what you know what normally i'm just like i look back i'm like okay whatever they were fun or funny but he wasn't fun funny he was mean to me he always criticized what i ate he never liked my family didn't see my family like he was just like kind of the worst in every single way and i i don't know what i'd say let me find it let me find something fun advocate basically oh we have to go to break i mean go watch the jason national if you want i don't know no don't watch uh stay on this channel watch the hd podcast you know and then the other person i want to find a joke i want to find a laugh i want you know can we get 15 seconds on the clock great all right here we go here's our first hot topic you fart what literally not did you i smelled the ass and i was like i think you just ripped that totally not did you oh ethan did you i hate when you do that [ __ ] no i didn't fart [Music] did you rip ass i swear trisha just ripped i feel like you did now and i'm so annoyed by it i did not fart and how dare you why would i bring it up do you smelt it delta you believe that i don't know what that even are you ready no okay the world is it round or flat i say it's round um it's it's flat because yo i'm gonna die it's flat because i'm literally gonna oh my god i'm gonna die wait i'm gonna die i'm gonna die if i keep watching this you can't like kick an old horse when he's down you know what i mean go give him some views give him a thumbs up bro you're the one that looks like he has a more of a more a grave illness well just cuz he looks like an old horse doesn't mean you can shoot him in the head you know what i mean like you just gotta like live he's a human being like go give him some views you know i feel bad like i have a good heart inside like even though he looks 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promote their dumb ass [ __ ] fights anymore i just promoted their show what if that makes them millions of dollars that's paying their legal fees for against you jason nasho whatever he's a public figure i can talk about him what the hell okay no nobody says you can't okay let's stop this um mike okay so this is fun by the way the the theme of this episode is like uh the dip the [ __ ] of youtube it's like all the all the um all the alpha males are coming after us the alpha brains why is it so yeah why is there so much like like frat boy energy on youtube right now i can't i've always hated frat boys and the bravado of that whole like uh alpha maleness yeah it's weird and i and i just find myself always at odds with these douchebags and like mike and and face blanks are like the epitome of like alpha brain like oh hey bro i'm a [ __ ] alpha i'll be honest i didn't know the other guy i know mike i didn't know the other guy so i was like confused why all of a sudden like he's involved in this like i was so cuz i know okay so i don't know who that is what it is like you know i don't know he's like best friends with keemstar and they have a podcast called your mom's basement and like so obviously keemstar is like the biggest piece of [ __ ] on the planet and just really like all around bad dude the one with the tattoos has a podcast with keemstar yeah facebook and how does mike tie into it i think he's just a guest on the show mike and in phase blanks are starting uh like a house right right okay yeah right i assume they're friends but they're on this no jumper podcast right so anyway here's let's show the clip before we get too heated girls charlie the millions tick tockers all those people probably wake up in fear every day trisha paytas and yeah h3h3 klein yeah imagine so stupid that's what i'm joking about charlie demilia wakes up oh ether i'm so afraid i feel like a big thing to note is the tick tockers we talk about are actual orthopedos you know what i mean like orthopedics what the f did you just say orthopedophiles you know what i mean like it's it's what is she saying i don't understand like the james charles the tony lopez the andreas lopez they are all p words orthopedo doctors we say that now orthopedist it's the way to like go around the word but like ortho means mouth okay but orthopedo once again ethan proving everyone right that you are dumb anyways we talk about time knowing that these who are like sexting minor is like what i mean well no he okay well hold on he he's specifically mentioning like demilio and dixie that's who he's talking about i mean i don't think i like bullying them i was just like oh it's kind of weird that you guys and then i was said sorry right away when they hurt their feelings like ever heard everyone talk about the snails i'm like oh yeah they're kind of bratty and then she treasures me i'm like i'm sorry dixie i'm not sorry about but charlie i'm sorry yeah yeah yeah dick's dick guys i i wake up in fear of trisha every day i think she's fine she's like 100 million on her video you know but like i mean i was there i think what he's worried about is that mike is a giant pants [ __ ] dumbass and face blanks is threatened by my fast intellect i think also no one's i don't think anyone let me let me play the clip let me play the clip those young girls charlie demilio's tick-tockers all those people probably wake up in fear every day h3 cline do you know what i'm saying like imagine like knowing that they give us so much power we're so powerful i don't think anyone is worried about us i don't think he wakes up like trisha paytas he's a climbing tree i just had a i just had a nightmare that he mentioned me on the show yeah let's keep watching i like that he said my name right though he gave it he did a pronunciation perfect oh yeah he studied he studied the arts of squirting i liked mike at one point i really liked mike like i thought it was cool that he talked about sobriety i read his book i liked it i was like always really supportive of him like i'm so confused by all of this i'm like he hates me because everybody does all these bros i don't hate you no not you i'm saying all these frat boy dudes hate me because i always [ __ ] on them you're more of a feminist there's like not an ounce of feminism in these guys like they don't really get what 2021's about what 2020 is about what women it's like feminism is about no i don't know i'm not part of the boys club i just don't care about their dumb [ __ ] like cool guy party go [ __ ] chicks thing like it's just i think they're i think they're insecure little boys that are trying to act tough because they're little babies inside just don't get the aggressiveness of this like i saw it i was like this is like a lot like i get people having an opinion there's a lot to hate me on but like the the things they attacked us me us whatever before i was like this is a weird bullies well here let me finish let me finish the horse i called him so sorry well okay well well i mean hey is it bullying if it's true i mean he is an old horse her people hurt people i was just a little hurt i'm sorry he's not he's not an old horse he's an old man okay come on let's watch the [ __ ] clip please these people are over their shoulders gunning dude like just waiting for them to [ __ ] up watching every step they take you right now that's gotta be a horrible feeling for some of these [ __ ] kids dude oh my god hello they're like the biggest [ __ ] influencers the world has ever known they literally like that's literally how being a celebrity works dumb [ __ ] and i'm not even the one and we're just having fun so [ __ ] you mike yeah at least we wait till monday it's part of me sometimes always once they go off i'm like you know what i can just hold myself right it's not that important yeah at least we wait till monday that's the best defense ever that's [ __ ] hilarious please okay let's okay let's okay serenity now no let's just practice let's just watch the clip for the sake of the audience and then let's comment okay is bullying from the people who have every reason to hate bullying listen cause they're the people that were bullied people they're the people that were bullied like trisha is was bullied h3 are you going to try to tell me right now a3 was the cool kid at his high school is that does what do you think more with weather again that's like he's like i was again this is the same type of alpha [ __ ] that is just so pathetic and insecure he's like i was the cool kid at high school unlike h3h3 he should be against bullying i don't get it i mean yeah we're i believe what yeah but mike how old is mike what okay again and you'll you'll find that all these frat boys are obsessed with high school when they were cool they're like i was so cool bro high school was the best time of my life at high school bro be afraid of people who go high school was the best time of my life i was not i would i was do you know the context of what this is brought up and do we know where this even started like why did this even so weird doesn't matter i guess it doesn't matter but not really but isn't he kind of bullying me though at the same time in his anti-bullying space she is kind of bullying me i feel bullied i want a bully right now i want to bully him i feel like mike's i feel like mike wants to throw me in a trash can and call me a nerd you know what i mean kind of doing that right yeah he's like [ __ ] nerd i'm gonna throw your ass in a trash can [ __ ] if i was in high school i would [ __ ] kick your ass bro yeah he probably does not watch one man punch i would assume one punch man one punch man yeah that's why i love one punch man he's he's the ultimate anti-bully is he i don't know i just thought that was a nerd thing that's what i think he kind of is the ultimate anti-bully really okay cause he's like so powerful and he just represents how insecure i am and i just wish i was that strong okay can we get to anyway here thank you you think he was cleaning up out in there and [ __ ] ohio universe and i don't think so right now so he said wait let me go back sorry i know bob we i know mike you sweet sometimes the funniest thing you sweet dumb soul like don't try to be funny then you're funnier and mike is when he doesn't do that like delivering to camp whatever he's doing like you know we're digging mike you sweet dumb soul oh he really is just dumb and both of these guys that's why i kind of feel bad his brain is made of hot dog i think and yeah i just you know i feel bad when he like attacks them with like a lower intellect because like their insults like you know what i mean i don't know i'm not smart i mean you're smarter than them but compared to like i'm smarter than all both of them they're like uh human popsicle they're like flesh popsicles they're just sacks of meat they're just like they're just like testosterone and like i was cleaning up out and there and [ __ ] because i didn't get chicks are you gonna try to tell me right now was the cool kid at his high school is that does what do you think laura with weather you think he was you think he was cleaning up out in there and [ __ ] ohio universe when he says cleaning up he's saying i didn't [ __ ] chicks and that's what makes me not cool oh agreed with him on this one just kidding i'm people are like just not doesn't back eat in the way no i know you're kidding i'm kidding well i don't care first of all i don't judge people by how many people they've slept with that's the that's one of the things that these alpha [ __ ] brains think is like that's literally the times that i've had like vicarious sex when looking back on is the times where i was the most insecure and desperate to validate myself right like yeah and so like these guys i think they're just they're so desperately out of touch with their emotions and they're like being a human being is that they they really value themselves by how many women they slept with and i just find that so odd yeah there's a lot of small dick energy coming from this right and there's more there's more asthmatic energy coming forward i wouldn't shame people like that normally but this is real small like energy the way they talk about sex workers me people like all this stuff so anyways i'm sorry i'm trying okay we'll get to you i know you you're ready though hold me back hold me back it's my turn to [ __ ] on them call the nerd in high school isn't like the worst no but it's just it's the mentality he wants to throw me in the dumpster and steal my lunch money i think i'm so blinded by what they said about me that i'm like oh whatever ethan got off easy by the way i was kind of not i was like were you cleaning up in high school yeah i looked good i was a water polo player right you were fit yeah and i thought and then you know i i had relationship i had relation sexual relations in college high school no you'd have to be literally mental do you understand to say high school was the best part of my life and i wasn't getting bullied i was getting [ __ ] by my teachers mike so it was a little odd you were getting bullied i was like oh that's so funny i'm pretty sure i was getting molested and r word by my teachers and the principal didn't believe me and i hadn't ever loved what a dumbass he is he's like you were bullied you piece of [ __ ] you had it coming i didn't move school four times because teachers were being inappropriate so thank you for that mike's such a legend yeah but did you [ __ ] chicks like mike i gotta hear this take again people who have every reason to hate [ __ ] listen cause they're the people that were bullied people they're the people that were bullied like trisha is was bullied what is he basing that off of because i'm fat i don't know what's it [ __ ] i definitely was and i definitely i love i love how when it comes to me he's like you know he was bullied but he says it like a fact like trisha she was bullied ethan come on you you know he was probably bullied i literally never said that ever though and also just like well don't only kill myself in 2005. that's why my band is the most trauma in my life because teachers wouldn't leave me alone and they come to my house and just our word i just think i'm sorry that's so traumatic but i think it's hilarious that he calls that bowling is that what he's referring to i don't know what else it could be he doesn't know i think he's just so funny how off he is okay go ahead mike go off quick go off king walking h3 are you going to try to tell me right now h3 was the cool kid at his high school is that does what do you think laura with weather you think he was you think he was clean it didn't rape anyone if that's what you mean i mean yeah i would say three of the three guys sitting at that table have allegations against them so i don't know how many you have but i would say you're winning okay he's like dude how many girls did you even rape in high school seriously they've all had some serious oh [ __ ] that's crazy cleaning up out and they're in [ __ ] ohio universe i don't think so right like these are the people that should be standing up and being like yo we're not gonna do that i think we literally do that with everybody i think with dave even jimmy fallon we called up like you should have created david dobrik we've called that james charles like we literally say all the time like because they're part of the frat the fraternity of like don't ask don't tell right but you set up for like we like big nick like all these people that you know i've gotten people oh they like david dobrik and they think we're doing him dirty so it's like by holding people accountable he he said something like jeff is taking over jeff whitaker and i'm like this is the same guy that lied about not being there when he was obviously exactly there and like [ __ ] on the rep like jeff okay he's he's doing his part to like make good but like let's not forget that he was the guy that literally told his fans to go to go harass the reporter right yeah and like but so it's just like what and like i feel like all like the majority of the show especially the second like the 2021 of this show trying to like help people because actually we can like people listen to us so i was just like oh [ __ ] maybe we should use this for good and not go after people like that don't like us cargo like no you're my left and i'm not trying to come for dixie for not eating snails you know but i will start coming for like david dobrik jason all these people that like never i've been doing this i haven't been held accountable you know what i mean it's not bullying it's called like no we're and i'm sorry did we not raise fifty thousand dollars for rain for victims every day and i was like i'm so sorry i donated ten thousand of our own money yeah i was just like i'm seeing so yeah i'm just like so confused he is so s he the problem is mike is that now that you're out of high school and you're a big boy and i don't fit in the trash can or locker anymore i'm way too fat good luck picking us up yeah good luck good luck fitting my fat ass in a locker is that you don't get to be alpha on me i am a even though i have a tiny jewish [ __ ] you said like five times today i think it's so funny okay i say oh my my new insult is mike why don't you suck my tiny jewish dick you know what else i don't like about mike heath no good i think it's funny mike thinks he looks like you said it's new you've been saying that on the show for like four years yeah okay fair enough new on this show it's because they've tricked themselves to believe that they're the do-gooders they're the good guys and they're the ones who like are protecting everybody else it's it's [ __ ] insane yeah because until until even started talking about david dobrik everyone literally was like he's amazing and now it's like all these people have covered up all this abuse and stuff that trauma that he's done to girls and races and all this stuff like that it's like nobody even paid attention before and like oh my god how dare we bring like away their entire argument is that we have convinced ourselves that we're the do-gooders because but that's not true because one time you made fun of dixie dimillio that we're a bunch of frauds because because i don't even i don't even say we're do-gooders i just talk about i never say that either yeah it's like i know what like oh my god i think you guys are douchebags like i know nothing about you i think this is the same is this the same guy if trisha peyton says it then it's true and it's like yeah yeah but no what are you even talking i don't even know you like if i if i could go off on you but i have no idea i don't know anything about you like i don't know okay i'll tell you a little bit about him he's like owner of phase which is like the ultimate douche gamer uh collective and he owned he had recently admit to owning a website called cs go wild which is basically a gambling website for kids where he and they're super shady i don't know the details about his gambling sites so i don't want to speak out of school but he but these websites i'm not i don't know if his did or to what extent but uh they basically steal money from kids oh [ __ ] yeah like i guess i guess i'll i mean that's like i don't know anything about that but i guess that's my whole point too is like i don't know this person like if i heard something about you that was like inappropriate like like that romeo lacoste guy from the last episode everyone know i'll just say his name romeo whatever like if there's like inappropriate stuff with miners and like it's proven and like people like james charles and admitted to if people mention i'll keep coming for you i don't know anything about you i'm not gonna come for you because i know nothing about you you haven't done that stuff but if you're you know if you're doing something inappropriate minor is all no then i'll come for you but there's nothing come for you for so why are you even in this conversation no we don't even claim to be do-gooders i always say all the time [ __ ] i say all the time i'm a hooker i'm fat whatever you want to say about me like it's we're just having fun you dip [ __ ] tiny little [ __ ] same definition impulsive when she's not on anymore like got fired whatever like like you guys are bullies then because you guys talk about people like what the hell are you talking about no they're literally they're scared they're scared the truth is that all these guys are scared of us because they all have allegations against them and they're super scared that we're gonna [ __ ] talk about them stop doing inappropriate [ __ ] with people i know it's like bill gates now yeah bro it's like bill gates and i was in headlines for like being for [ __ ] around with women i'm like bill he's got that money who would [ __ ] bill gates i know it's like a joke but like can you imagine like straddling gates oh baby he smells like yoda he probably pays good but he's like such a weird guy yeah he was a part of pizzagate i don't even know what that is that was a [ __ ] thing pizzagate yes i literally don't know what it is okay so that's not real for the right pizza i got really round i haven't riled in a while i don't know why i love about this i'm just really i saw this friday i was like well here they didn't even mention you specifically let's keep going i love i like i have a lot of love tricia i really do think she's a good person i don't know ethan but you [ __ ] her you [ __ ] her she ate pizza hey you guys shouldn't be bowling people you [ __ ] her was like triggered for a number of reasons not even in a bad way not like it took me back but i was just like in the same sentence that you're like they're bowling they think they're do-gooders and as soon as he says oh yeah i like trisha and they're like oh you [ __ ] her like he didn't even say anything about it he just said she's a good person and then they brought up like you [ __ ] her you should buy but by the way the one person that actually knows you in that room right says he likes you you're a good person and they're like well you [ __ ] her it's like okay let's not listen to the guy that actually knows you it's like you dated like lana rose and no one's like shaving you for that like but that's like mike secretly hates women he'll say like no no like i dated a sex worker but like he hates her because he disrespected her on no more times by cheating on her the girl that he cheated on with is ava louise girl he called her a gremlin it's like you [ __ ] her up i hate i hate go the [ __ ] off guys [ __ ] girls and because they got caught or whatever then they call the the girl the gremlin and stuff like that like oh she was gonna have to suck your dick like what are you talking mike is such a woman hater and he hates workers by lana he's cheated on her he like publicly admitted to it in a game saying he got head from people like he's so he oh you know virtual reality has to get head from somebody over in [ __ ] florida wherever they are and thinking that's cool like oh yeah baby give me like you are such a loser you're [ __ ] up like perfect examples of all the energy that you need a virtual person to suck your dick you psychopath you [ __ ] up psycho [Applause] logan paul dumped you means you're a psychopath the biggest sociopath on the internet dumps you you're a psychopath you're a dirty stuff psychopath that doesn't deserve anything that doesn't deserve any sort of clown michael the fact that george junko is on the podcast and not you means you are just the scum of the internet nobody wants to [ __ ] with you you know like love that don't want to what by the way he is kind of the ultimate loser right now like he took the l from lana and logan the same week and his face looks like a ball sack there you said it i'm a bully [ __ ] who's the bully now i'm ready be scared all my followers are going to come attack you mike he's going to start waking up in a cold sweat oh christopher peterson's going to mention me on the friend of me oh my god just like dixie live in fear young michael god mike is so annoying your book is good bro like by the way about hating sex workers and being a womanizer one of the things alana said when she dumped him is that he was mad that she didn't want to have a threesome with him like oh she's a porn star so she's supposed to to do any sexual thing you want like oh that pros and cons you know what i'm saying oh we're getting for that oh my god yeah this is the roast mike show trust me we're commenting that's what i'm saying this is like the frat boys like the [ __ ] alpha brains of youtube my thing is like they're so dumb they probably just were like you know wow this will get them riled up we'll get talked about because nobody cares about them they're aging people starting a hype house or whatever the [ __ ] at 30. dude can you oh yeah wait hold his face blank send mike i looked it up and how it would be eight dude he's thirty three six thirty six three six yeah thirty six ah you're starting a content house at thirty yeah like my mind he's trying to be a creeper he compares himself to jason at the end of this and you are going down that same path except more irrelevant because nobody cares about him and he's starting a hype out content house he doesn't want to live with logan or his girlfriend because he has to start a he even said in the same interview he goes i'm just trying to create content with girls that's my work that's my thing it's like nobody likes you you're logan paul sidekick look what happened to jason ness that's your future baby that is where you're at you're creepy stop hanging out with underage people talking about throwing me in a locker joke's on you [ __ ] look how thick my ass is locker definitely maximum of six inches yeah show it good luck hey mike throw this in a locker okay mike throw this in a locker oh no way bro locker six inches max no way she's fitting in there buddy you think he could stuff you in a locker let's try maybe with his feet maybe with his feet like get in there [ __ ] oh my god okay that's what mike would say i'm gonna get the ac i'm like dying oh my god i'm just getting so riled up thank you moses oh he's 35 it is this is insane this is so insane it's the crazy thing i've ever heard of dude he's so delusional he literally got famous for making a podcast with logan paul and now he thinks he's like some big shot and he's making oh it's gross he thinks he made it he thinks he's made it he's just like you know anyway let's go back because this is too good it's [ __ ] insane it's insane yeah it's insane like i have a lot of tricia i really do think she's a good person i don't know ethan but [ __ ] her they're all like i was i was like is this like in 2004 or like what the hell like so [ __ ] weird like you dated a porn star like everyone has and only fans like what the [ __ ] like his wife was there yeah like yeah i know right okay let's let's get let's we're never gonna make our way through this video you [ __ ] you she ate pizza off your dick i need to like put it i need to put something yeah he knows her really well he can vouch for her character better than you a wall that acknowledges that i did that like just a picture really i watched it i had to see it with my own two eyes i had to i watched it for [ __ ] two seconds it lasted about two seconds i just had to [ __ ] say i think that was yeah i think we made like like almost a million dollars in like a week and i still that's still my number one video i don't have to do anything on only fans now and i still make six figures from that one video so amazing more people try and find it the pornhub can't show it anymore so now they come and try and buy it for me or elena or whatever and i still make like a couple hundred thousand dollars a month off of it so are you serious yeah it's my biggest one and i had to do it one time and i honestly i didn't care i wanted to do it they were my friends like at the time i was like single and i was just like whatever like who cares that's amazing dude moses you better get moses you better get your dick out for seven figures he won't no i'm kidding i'm just kidding no god please god don't please god for we can still go buy my old content on my office be you know support us we're getting a second house with that money you know what i mean we're getting a vacation we're getting a vacation home and it was right down the street for some reason yeah we are people love that i'm getting a lake home pro lake front property in the in the same company i don't want up that we're actually going to get a second house in the same community we're in in the same gated community we're in that's what you said last time no there's a lake away from us like five minutes from us and then there's in the same gated community we're gonna get another house we're gonna get three with that only fans money thank you adam and lena and i hope they they flourish too you know what i mean but like the fact that they're so i don't know if they're like bitter or that we're making money off of doing this or like what like what i'm so they're just they really do and i hate to say this they hate they don't respect women and i and i don't say that lightly because just again fast forward to uh mike being like ethan barely got any [ __ ] in college as like the ultimate insult to like oh my god you [ __ ] yourself yeah i mean and face banks backing them up all the way nobody wants to [ __ ] you guys except for the fact that you have money right now and some clouds so you're going to find these little young girls but you are not going to engage here you will never be in a fulfilling loving relationship because you are deeply damaged and so insecure and you are so possessed with this idea of masculinity that is literally poisoning your heart and minded soul and you will never find love and true companionship in life the proudest moment i've had of you right there that was good i love that oh do you want to yeah i mean you would do like that yeah the album was weird oh true masculinity is being in touch with your i you know what there's no such thing as true masculinity that's another low hanging fruit thing like sex workers fatness like you know there's like other things to come for me for you know what i mean i mean literally if you go to my only fans you can come for me for five dollars hey nice plug i showed it on my instagram because i never promote and i don't even promote my only fans anymore i never promote it i love when you promote your own friends i'm proud of you thank you i but i don't even need to promote anymore people just go i haven't played 42 000 followers i saw a post about that i was like damn i just gave me a minute to flex and i was just like paid on there top point zero one percent and i'm just like selling like old content so you dumb [ __ ] i cannot stand mike now and i don't know and i don't even don't even know that guy he's just so pointless he has no he has no r he just has no reason to exist on the internet like he's so that's why i call him yeah literally yeah cause his mind is blank thank you thank you so much hit him with the sound bite i know i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding let's continue because this whole thing is gold i didn't realize we would get squeezed like a [ __ ] juicy lemon well it was a slow news day that's why we're talking about this otherwise i have plenty of stuff excuse me slow news day for who i was just like you know what they're so stupid and they're so misogynistic and so far [ __ ] all this [ __ ] like that i'm like okay this is like a you know what i mean because if you have an opinion they have an opinion like there's there's people like oh we hate whatever he's got his phone open what are you looking at freak for having a phone well he's got a phone with the hammock space he might have a phone well he's got an image open i want to see what it is like he has an image open no it's a yeah oh it's free oh it's his phone case okay mike's such a freak why does he have a phone okay all right let's continue so does trisha no that's no not your girl i was asking oh trisha i'm pretty sure church is jake garcia gone there as well yeah although she's in a relationship i wonder how that has changed [ __ ] she still fires shots at that jason nash so he said all the time she goes is she big on only fans and then the guy next to him the little oh i missed that way let me go back let me go back oh she's big in more ways than one oh let me go back really sure what does she clean up in the adult space of course she does she must so does trisha no that's no not your girl i was asking oh trisha i'm pretty sure church is gigantic on there as well yeah although she's in a relationship i wonder how that has changed she is big in more ways than one hilarious yeah also people were just like he got baited out bro you're such a beta bank she got baited out of that conversation literally nobody listens to beta banks oh is that a good is that a better do you like beta banks dan i like the blanks better you like facebook because i feel like he'll take the beta will insult him more that means oh like alpha male 1 beta male i think of like testing like beta testing oh it's hard but like so these guys would all consider themselves alva males probably at least for sure banks and mike that means like i'm the alpha male and beta males are like little they would probably consider me a beta okay beta which is like a little [ __ ] boy i like a little better in my life well whatever i think the whole alpha baited thing is stupid but i'm more of an omega man myself what was that called dan no not omega are you talking about the one that's out that's yeah that's sigma male i'm a sigma male yeah sigma male 1 anyway stupid i think beta banks is pretty funny just because i think it would insult him more like so weird just such a random insult to throw out there like there's look at so many things insult me for but like she's big in more ways than one like you jeff but you just called us bullies you literally just called us bullies and then called her fat for no reason and by the way baby fat needs to be gone real soon you're 29 you shouldn't be by the way hanging on your cheeks and we're gonna talk about fat and you've never even that to a fatty one and you've never even said anything about him god i still don't know like right out the gates to call you fat i mean hello there's nothing i can say about him he's so boring he adds nothing people over talk him like there's nothing so i think phase blinks is good i think just that person next to mike is fine too the person next to mike i think that's fine that's pretty good trish is out here watch the [ __ ] she still fire shots at that oh he knew he [ __ ] up you see his face little beta banks was like nobody heard me although i wonder how that she changed exactly she's still [ __ ] up beta banks had a beta moment yeah can you i can't zoom on his face i don't know why but just look at beta bank's face right here here can you zoom dan i don't let me zoom this is important no no no no this is important to capture the betterness of this moment the blankness dan's working on zooming here we go okay we have to capture this moment this is important i have no issues with the guy next to mike adam you're cool mike you're a piece of [ __ ] dan is crunching the numbers we are but i don't i'm supposed to be able to zoom on the apple fine we don't need to zoom in on that face um trisha you know what it turned me into mean i was in such a good mood now i feel like i want to be a bully like i want to bully these people these are the people that bully me and i get to bully them back right now okay let's just watch his face one more time everybody focus on faze blank's face and his debate a moment no that's no not your girl i was asking oh trisha i'm pretty sure church is gigantic on there as well yeah although she's in a relationship i wonder how that has changed [ __ ] she's still fire shot yes do you not love that so weird it's just so damn back me up that was amazing he goes yeah he literally went he literally went ooh but nobody listened to him he went ooh come on that's all my whole life is nobody listening to him that's probably just him being talked over if he's friends with all these people like he's phased mommy and daddy didn't love me like no i've been on the internet so long and i know the most obscure people i know nikki philippi but i still never heard of this person like that's how like he's invisible stays invisible yeah he must be very niche or something niche i don't know he must be very niche because i really don't know him other than the fact he like i also heard there was like allegations that he like assaulted jake paul's assistant or something oh he has yeah he did phase has been in all kinds why don't we get that rage under control anger man mommy you left me the [ __ ] that's a john lennon song mom you left me but i didn't left the video my mom left him well i feel bad if his mom left i don't know anything about his personal life feel bad i'm sorry yeah i'm i am bullying him face phase little baby boy we love face jason nash guy all the time really like is that what is that can i just reflect on the fact we've been talking about this clip for like an hour i mean that's what i'm saying what else is there talking about because you're staying for the rest of my life like like 2047 is like [ __ ] mike and his dumb wheelchair 2047. nobody's gonna care about whatever like uh mike was like i like jason i don't know anything about him i don't know i don't watch his videos but i'm like just watch it we'll fire shots at that jason nash guy all the time really so what is that is that what i stand for for the rest of my life like like 2047 is like i feel like mike's just regurgitating like all of the typical like people all the bros that don't like you it's like right he doesn't know anything right literally not and i also kind of love that he like low-key stands me that he knows that i talk about jason yeah and my last name it's like hello open your church he has a trisha folder on his desktop i don't know mike's kind of yeah that was the other one that said he watched my only fans i don't know okay mike okay taking his dumb wheelchair yeah honestly he never did anything wrong i'm not i don't know the back story he's never not talking about any of his opinions or anything like that i'm talking about i don't really watch a ton of their videos but that group of people like seems to be very like i don't [ __ ] know i'm not there i'm not gonna touch my guy's my guys i don't know anything about his opinions i don't know anything about that group i'm like he just has that to be like again just so stupid you're so dumb you just know that i don't like him so you're like oh just now you know anything about this guy but i like him no but faze blinks he's so insecure the minute he goes i like them and then he goes oh no no no no oh i don't know but i don't want to commit to that ah commit like it or not commit or get off the pot you know i'm like um right commit or get off the pot well why don't you just say [ __ ] commit or get off the bus i'm sorry i do have i do have some issues in my brain that like triggers me into wait where's the one anyway on that on the same episode faze blanks says well here just watch this i i love this clip this is from the same episode i think he's [ __ ] stupid oh it is it okay i'm sorry this is not from the is a different podcast of him and keemstar and uh he's responding to me making fun of him and calling him faze blanks okay he didn't like this he did not like that nickname it does face clawn on there though glam clown face clam what is that it's face clan i thought it was banks phase banks so the clan he's a member of the clan i don't know if you want to be a member of the clan i don't want to have right i don't good call why do they call it that right because they're dumb it's a game well no a gaming clan is a is a common uh i think he's a grand wizard of faze clan oh my god yikes all right so listen to him i think he's [ __ ] stupid to be honest and it's funny because he refers to me as face blanks says i'm dumb um h3 if you're listening to this i'm infinitely smarter than you and um infinitely more successful than you and i don't have to make [ __ ] dumb youtube videos with you know cosplaying with trisha paytas and punch it down about every other creator i'm not gonna lie i would love to see you cosplay with trisha payta yeah well keemstar would like to see you in anything wait why you gotta throw that in there we love dressing up okay it's something that i do that makes me like childhood drama because i didn't get to dress up focuses on the fact that he said he's infinitely smarter than me how do you measure that exactly i made these jokes on after dark so i know people get mad but let me crunch the numbers for you phase blanks the only iq number more different than mine would be zero right that's the only infinite difference therefore i am infinitely smarter than phase blanks checkmate he has a zero iq right dan i don't know if that made any sense zero is infinitely different than whatever my iq it was probably like 80. what 75. you don't want me to with you i'm not part of this i didn't call him dumb well now i am now you're dumb as [ __ ] because of what you're talking about you're probably infinitely different yes zero zero is infinitely different than any number right the difference is it's undefined i'm trying to make a dude it's a well-known scientific principle that zero and infinity is a is kind of a close uh a kind of an equivalent approximation of things right you have infinite nothingness and you have infinite somethingness therefore my iq is infinitely higher than phase blanks because he says he's infinitely smarter than me that means that it has to have a zero iq i have like a 60 to 50 iq therefore i'm infinitely smarter okay nobody backed me up on this i have to take your word for it i guess maybe a 40 i don't i don't have a high enough iq to follow follow the math that you just laid out there um and also i never said anything about him not being successful so oh insecure much i think yeah i think he's got some issues and i [ __ ] and i [ __ ] way more chicks than you two by the way uh yeah i mean yikes but also us dressing in cosplay is the least problematic thing that we do like what yeah i don't know why he's so mad it's because we're having fun finally found a friend that wants to please him with me and the fun police the phase cl kkk cosplayers had their childhood taken away from them when they couldn't dress up and be like a little kid yeah i enjoyed to do it now like bullying bullying yeah bully hey hey face hey phase uh beta beta blanks you wanna go burn across with me or not with me i mean sorry hey face kkk clan you want to go burn across i'll call the police i won't be there plan um yeah i feel like i've been very triggered i'm sorry i apologize for calling people a horse i don't apologize for calling my dumb but so no apologies to them i guess well i'm not i'm not a paul i i'm not paul i make no apologies right unless it's innocent unless it's in a settlement agreement you're to make an apology in for a settlement i'm just don't back down i'm just i don't know maybe you should i don't know i don't don't listen to me i'm just kidding i don't have advice for this just a joke just a joke yes you got it so going down this thread of mike being a a giant douche uh lana you know she's like the world's most famous porn star she's got to be right you know i i honestly haven't i never heard of her before mike but really i don't i mean she's like number one on porn i thought riley reed was i like new o'reilly reed i always i think lana i think lana dethroned her okay but anyway we live we stand i don't know much about lana so she seems fine i mean i you know i have no problem yeah but anyway she's started leaking all these dms of his yeah yeah and it's so [ __ ] awesome he's literally sent her a pros and cons it wasn't a joke he clarified on the on the no jumper podcast he was like oh no like i thought maybe it would help her like if we could salvage this relationship what she's doing wrong in it i was like now first of all if you want to know what a baby what a little boy um 35 by the way i'm 35 but i'm just saying like i have a like i mean it's time to grow up money are you giving she bought she bought a house yeah for them to live in and he said he was gonna move in with her twice twice and then when the date comes when he's supposed to move and he goes baby i'm moving in with faze blanks to make a content house maybe there's something more deep rooted there that he's not out with yet you know i don't know but i think they're together i don't know because they were really hardcore being like you wouldn't do that i know you want to do and i'm like you know i don't know i don't know i don't want to out anyone i don't know what i'm saying like you think face and and mike are homeless we make this dick homie they're they're like hatred towards women and stuff like that you know i know people who didn't come out until later in life and they they hated women they had such hatred towards like women and like that kind of do you think they share one bedroom at the at the house no but that would explain like this aggression like all this stuff too is like you know i don't know it's a theory it's a working theory if this is a real thing that they're gonna really i don't know i don't want to lose bottles no i don't know um i maybe think they're working through this i think we have a lot of issues beyond like in all seriousness i got triggered it was mean but i maybe they're working through something because honestly this is like weird behavior working through something the man is 35. a lot of people don't like know themselves or come out or come to terms with their truth until they're 40. i've been with someone that didn't come to truth with themselves till they were 40. what was this kind of aggressive behavior towards women that like was a red flag i think they just i think they probably have issues with their mom or something and that's why they hate women that's usually what it is you know anyway here's the pros and cons he literally sent this to her after she dumped him right she dumped his ass for being a child she dumped her on that episode on no jumper yeah he's a [ __ ] liar he also said logan didn't fire him so pros versus cons imagine you didn't want to move to a floating island or something stupid okay pros vs cons why i date you you're the prettiest girl on earth hands down again such a meathead he thinks that that's the biggest compliment you can pay a girl prettiest girl yeah that's why i date you yeah literally for your looks only extremely loyal hardworking and successful wild sex appeal okay i mean you already said she was pretty that's the pros caring and attentive when i'm down and out i feel compelled to save you from how the world sees has seen you in the past uh i don't think she needs a [ __ ] yeah he wants to save hers is that he is compelled to save her that he is the white he's a white knight the pro jesus the bro i'm a white knight well she actually had a really funny comment about it she said she said she said he sent me a list of pros and cons and most of it was just an insult i mean literally like a girl is like out of porn that doesn't want to be involved with porn wild sex appeal it's like okay this is like the most embarrassing thing i've seen man i feel compelled to save you from how the world sees you i think she has a good reputation i see people being like she's so sweet yeah i feel like and guys and i see people actually respecting her being like she's the ultimate baddie yeah like [ __ ] up i don't think anyone is like shaming her for anything i'm pretty sure you need saving more than her the fact that you think she needs saving it's like why like it's so weird shared love of travel food experience oh you love to travel that's so interesting of you mike he loves to travel and he loves food that's so interesting nobody likes to travel or eat literally nobody else other than the mic loves that so interesting pretty solid taste in music decent not that good i can't believe this is not a joke like it seems like a parody it reads like a parody like decent like you know but like this is real he said he's like here's the only thing i can think to justify dating you pretty good taste of music decent always have my back she sounds like a [ __ ] badass girlfriend i know like loyal he's like super loyal nurturing successful always has my back okay always right back is kind of just the same as the loyalty yo and then the next one is i can use you good for my business networking see caveat holy [ __ ] bro you review she's crazy okay now here's the deal breakers why don't you why i don't date you major deal breaker that acquires deep and radical change mike you are not that [ __ ] big of a deal yeah you're definitely not you're not logan ball like damn okay so now that looking a big deal you know we don't know he's he's literally nobody save the turtles he's literally a nobody right that she for whatever reason he's like the dude from that like the fairy tale once where there's like a show on netflix like the baker and the superstar he's the baker it's like this badass superstar is attracted to you for some reason that nobody [ __ ] understands and you're sending her do's and don'ts okay so here we go she says he says she's sickly obsessed with social normalities uh she's a porn star dude even though everything your life is about is outside the box then shaming for my liberal thinking and approach to life another layer of hypocrisy literally so unspecific she wants to be like married and stuff like that's her thing she wants to be married and have a relationship and he just wants to have three sums yeah exactly exactly he's like girl you are so obsessed with social normalities i'm a 35 year old man trying to move in with phase blanks and start out eyeballs probably is what he's referring to there yeah yeah that's exactly what i mean yeah dude literally literally try to find a self-respecting woman in this world that is okay with that yeah that is the most embarrassing thing like if you're 20 yeah like jake paul uh content houses team 10 i get it right i get it who are you gonna recruit to be in that house 30 and 35 years old are you gonna like nobody's gonna come live in your content house except like 18 year olds yeah like yikes because anyone with anything going on in their life at all is not gonna live there including you i would think this is weird okay here we go extremely needy when it comes to time together i'm sorry that sounds like a good thing yeah be here at nine or don't come at all it sounds like your ass is always [ __ ] flaky yeah and unwilling to accommodate to make those times happen come to my house i'm not coming there i don't want to see anyone it has to be just me and us yeah because you're always trying to vlog everything she actually just wants to spend she sounds like a really good girlfriend trying to be like cloudy or yeah with like all your friends and [ __ ] she's like come spend quality time with me and he shows up with like like all of his homies and a camera in her face me in the hospital with jason david and jeff whitake when i overdose yeah i was like oh okay everyone's here yeah exactly so i was like you know how it is when you're filming with david like you just kind of have to come along it would have taken more time to drop me off at home like that's why you were at the hospital whenever anyways sorry it does kind of give me a little ptsd in that same kind yes no it is it's the whole right yeah i don't want to see any anyone it has to be just us or leave me alone bro you are so thick [ __ ] headed the girl wants to spend quality time with you that's a good thing that's a good thing she actually likes being with you which is probably something that nobody else in your life can actually say and up until this point she never said anything bad about mike he made like a breakup video about it he cheated on her like all this [ __ ] and she was like so he he streamed and recorded her conversation the [ __ ] she's he continues and relatively unwilling to get involved with activities you know i like the gym bro go [ __ ] into the gym on your own time cycling fit and tiny and like perfect and other things i like to do which i would have been more interested in doing together dude again seriously don't want a girl to come to the gym and do everything with them like have some no he's contradicting himself he's saying i don't want to spend time with you but i'm also mad that you won't come to the gym with me it's like she can only exist and things he can only make time for her in activities she's already doing anyway if he cannot make her feel any less special i really wish she would release more of this that's so good okay those are the big issues here's the minor issues so these we can look over bro did he really write this chewing with mouth fully open making slop noises almost on purpose when i've told you a thousand times how disgusting it is plus numerous other social faux pas you are a walking faux pas you are a human faux pas oh my god this guy is disgusting i've seen he wrote the burgers the way he is you are so i this has to be a joke like this guy is disgusting in every aspect of his life the way he eats when he talks about all this stuff like that like what are you talking about the fact that you wrote this to your girlfriend somebody she said that he still deeply cares about like that's so insulting and so stupid and not even worth men like what the [ __ ] that's how she like how she eats how much oh i can't girl baby baby it'll never work you two with your mouth open when i told you a thousand times how disgusting it is oh my god plus numerous other shows oh my god this i've seen them both yeah and then she said there's a whole paragraph about him being upset about me not wanting to do a three-way with i want to read that i know i want so i want the rest so bad ew ew grown men like that that need three ways has so that's the small dick and i don't know but it's about but they're gonna prove that they can be with two girls that one like especially when the girls don't want to do it but also it's it's the it's the expectation of him not respecting like you're a porn star you do this for film you i'm entitled to do it with you at home oh my god like this is so parallel to like [ __ ] all the [ __ ] i've gone through and it's just like so like how are there people like this like i literally thought like there was only one but that's one of the best things i've read in a long time i have to say wow she deleted them i guess she felt bad but hey we're here you shouldn't oh my god that was literally so disrespectful even privately like that's so oh do we have the rest of it no [ __ ] i actually i actually based on his list of cons i actually have a lot of respect for and she sounds like a really good girlfriend yeah of course like a lot really loving good yeah personally i don't really know much about her i've seen her on stuff and she seems like nice quiet doesn't care about being in the box like doesn't even want to be in the vlog kind of just does it for him like you know what i mean but i just i love that his list of complaints actually managed to paint her as like a good person yeah no he has deep rooted issues with like women or something i don't know he has like this really weird hatred towards like people and women and oh this is another thing she's weighted just i don't know kind of fun just while we're sitting on mike and standing lana i'm going to say this once for all my beef with mike is deeper than the pros and cons list we had we had an agreement to be honest if we were sleeping with other people he lied and i found a used condom in his garbage the day i came over after wig brunch he told me used it to jerk off and then later admitted he did cheat on him he said yeah adam confronted him on the interview too and it's like what like dude you're so pathetic to jesus you are literally the dumbest person alive like i mean nobody should i don't think you're lovable all i remember is cheating and then going on impulsive and [ __ ] on that girl for an hour saying she's disgusting she's a troll all this stuff like that it's like that's so [ __ ] gross to do that like if you're the one who slept like had sex with her like you nasty prick so continue because i didn't like the idea of us being with other people we agreed to discuss getting back together when i turned from new york city and after that conversation he ignored me for multiple days hung out with his ex-fuck buddy and kept pursuing other women very publicly i blocked him and moved on and he had the audacity to send me five pages of mostly insults blaming me for the faults in the relationship it sent me i've kept my mouth shut through this whole thing the initial reason we broke up was because he said he was going to move in with uh faizy faze kkk or sorry faze grand wizard face clan grand wizard he said he was going to move in with me finally and then the next day he said he would be moving with phase blanks instead his first youtube title after we broke up was literally i'm moving in with summer rey i've been continuously disrespected publicly by him and after the break have said nothing i hate this term because we will overuse it but he's super gaslighting with her too she'll like for sure reported conversation he's like she's fake with you guys right now this is all fake she's this is not how she talks like you could tell you could tell in the pros and cons it's all gas lighting because he's trying to list things that are bad that are actually good traits of her trying to be a good girlfriend right like you wanting to spend quality time with me without cameras and people there con right and also just making her feel bad for like the way you eat like stuff that will make a girl like go nuts you know like thinking about that [ __ ] it's like oh well it's just and you know what that part by the way when he wrote about her eating habits that came at the end of a very long thoughtful note that was something that he thought about yeah and he was like that i want to definitely include to her and i want to see the three-way thing you [ __ ] gross pig well so there you have it that's uh mike matt i still don't want to say his name i'm sorry oh mela oh thank you i think i always call him magilic but i think it is maylac yeah i i think it pronunciation you don't have chrissy teigen on your notes i wanted to talk about her but that's fine well uh talk about the same people which is why we can talk about them no i i wasn't chrissy tegan i would i just didn't item not super she was like us mega bully it's like no but beyonce she was like really telling a girl to like kill courtney do you remember courtney she was on my old podcast that got cancelled but she was on my uh earth day i'm sorry uh courtney's not non-binary now um they were on my podcast and they recently revealed like i guess chrissy teigen um bullied like this person like to the point of like saying like kill yourself like take a dirt nap but not only snap not so vocal but like privately would dm courtney like kill yourself and then lindsay lohan too there's tweets now saying to like lindsay lohan that she wants that uh chrissy wanted once he did like kill herself and i was just like how is this person not cancelled like chrissy tegan right john legend all stuff like that it's like and she's in target and also it's like how is this person not canceled for like telling someone to like actually kill themselves i think it just came out but when i read those and people go oh it was 10 years ago i'm like that violinist is kind of unforgivable but that yeah that's like telling someone like kill them that's like next level yeah i mean there's only like one person that comes to mind that like said that and in a direct message not like a tweet right like yeah like specifically going to them in a direct message where they only they can see it repeatedly repeatedly she was she famous at the time courtney was 16 she was a minor that married a 50 year old and anyone in that situation knows it's a 50 year old how did you blame him like wait wait was chrissy teigen famous at the time she sent those um yeah yeah yeah it was yeah it was yeah because she was like a model and stuff like that yeah and i mean failed i thought people liked her she flopped modeling you flop as a personality and now you're flopping out of target cancel her i just really wish people would cancel like give the same energy towards like females doing this [ __ ] than like just the guys i mean there's a lot of guys that do [ __ ] but like i think she's married to john legend that she has status that i was just like damn and she just didn't a half-ass apology which by the way she had courtney blocked she said she said that oh i'm like apologize to courtney and i want to reach out to them you know publicly but like courtney's like this [ __ ] has been blocked let me see the apology here let me uh ian can you set that up i just need some more to talk about because i was just like really i was really upset by it i was just like damn like i think she'll get i think she'll that story is so vile i think it will catch up i think that's like there's a lot of things you can apologize for i feel like this is way too little and also something that you can't come back where you tell them to kill themselves in a private dm like no yeah crazy that's crazy that's not like that's unless she was like 16 i could forgive her at the time maybe no no she was an adult yeah this was in 2012 christie tegan is 35 right now so she would have been what uh i mean it's nine years ago so she was like 26 that's um yeah i mean i don't think i've ever told anyone to kill themselves ever at any age 26 is old enough to know not to do that i mean that's that's that's psycho here she apologized on twitter not a lot of people are lucky enough to be held accountable for all their past [ __ ] in front of the entire world oh that's like passive aggressive not enough people are lucky to be held for all their [ __ ] entirely from the world i'm mortified and sad at who i used to be i was an insecure attention seeking control i'm ashamed and completely embarrassed at my behavior but that is nothing compared to how i make courtney feel i have worked so hard to give you guys joy and be beloved and the feeling of letting you down is nearly unbearable truly these were not my only mistakes and surely won't be my last as hard as i try but god i will try they're not mistaken i have tried to connect with courtney privately but since i publicly fueled all this i want to also publicly apologize i'm so sorry courtney i hope you can heal now knowing how deeply sorry i am she needs your permission to heal i am so sorry i let you guys down i will forever work on being better than i was 10 years ago one year ago six months ago and she was blocked and courtney said that that chrissy did not reach out to her like privately or whatever it's also not mistake it's not a mistake like telling someone to kill themselves is like not a mistake like that's so that's so crazy to even call it that that's something and i hate my biggest thing too is when people use under the guise of trolling like you can't just like be an apple to people yeah like i know people are like right like i've trolled like everyone that like hated me like i never was a mean to anyone i wasn't calling people [ __ ] i wasn't telling people to kill themselves it was all about like me and then people like eating when you say you're a troll it implies like oh i didn't mean it or like i'm just trying to make i'm just no that's not a troll oh my god i didn't interview someone recently i didn't read someone else and said that they were just trolling and i'm like no trolling is not like abusing people's like mental health like coming for people calling you that's not like if you're if you're if you're harassing someone that's not trolling like that's not a troll you can't and i hate that like specifically females are getting away with this i noticed this a lot people are like oh she's a troll or whatever it's just like no they're not trolling like it's so it's so [ __ ] annoying christie is not trying to well tru trolling is like saying something you don't necessarily believe with to get a reaction how is that when you're in the dms right they're stuck harassing people's not trolling that's literally being an [ __ ] literally like abusing people like it's a little bit different like ellen who's like i don't know what anyone's talking about like i just think we need to cancel all those people because like if you're self-aware and you get it and you change cool but if you're not and you're just like completely out of touch and like tone deaf and everything like that like you should be canceled including ellen ellen's like oh my god like you know literally is canceled her show but she's like i don't know what people are talking about toxic work environment it's like what you're literally the toxicity in your work environment okay anyways speaking of toxicity ellen and chrissy because i know we're only talking about males and we're trying right opportunities we just said did you know naomi campbell would used to hang out with epstein on his island we don't cancel her i mean how are you saying someone on the face at this point who hasn't been on epstein's island not me not you i've been twice i'm on the flight log no i'm just kidding no i haven't but it's like it's like what's going on with these people can we not just fly with old predators to the private island how much is it to ask i feel like i like the level of like money and i want to be more famous or more rich i don't want to even leave my house i don't want to leave my house let alone go to fly to someone's island what a nightmare what are you doing i'm moving our compound with us no that's too much hey dude i've got my own island where i have like this weird greek temple where we make human sacrifices you want to come spend the weekend bro have you seen the weird greek temple like what the f is that human sacrifice is not it bro that [ __ ] is so not cool yeah that's a brave stance but it's but a good one yeah all right speaking of toxicity since we're just attacking all the dumbass bros of youtube keemstar who as you know is the probably the worst person alive as i continue to emphasize uh a little thing came up that i wanted to talk about um keemstar i can't now by the way i def noodles posted this like long old clip of keemstar saying to me he goes to his f he's streaming and he goes everybody go to h3h3 and send him a tweet that says death to all jews and i this was like oh you haven't seen this well no i saw it recently for the first time and i was like wow even for keemstar that's crazy and so then he lies about it he goes h3h3 is taking it out of context can't believe i have to make a video saying this but i have to because i'm in a sea of slander and lies from h3h3 ethan klein you guys know this is true by now and you're probably exhausted by this uh trust me i am too but here's the new thing on his new podcast he is playing a clip of me saying let's get into the news or whatever and he's trying to make it look like i'm doing some type of hitler salute or something um and he's playing audio clip where i say death to all you you know the line yes i don't know you know well i don't want him to take my audio out of context i already got it and i'm thinking to myself like i never said this like what where is this coming from i like i have no anyway he he goes on to say that he was covering the pewdiepie story when pewdiepie got into all that drama because he had those guys on five or six jews so then okay so he says ethan's slandering me you guys know it all by now and then so deaf noodles comes out with the receipts and it's so [ __ ] good watch this [ __ ] h3h3 death to all jews that's what this is everybody tweet he literally goes he's slandering me you guys are all tired of it by now he took it from the pewdiepie story and then death noodles was like [ __ ] you're [ __ ] done everybody tweet at [ __ ] h3h3 death to all jews how do you survive that yeah everybody's talking about how do you describe that i mean yeah but i think he i think his thing is he likes to be awful like that's he likes it he enjoys being an awful person and so like well at least own it because he was lying about it people we call out don't want to be awful right you are trying to help people i look i'm always on your side if we hate keemstar oh by the way i'm just saying like calling him out he loves it because he doesn't want to be better he thinks he's like i don't think he loves it i don't think he loves it he's lying about it he's saying it wasn't him and now he's bitched out by the way this is the clip he's talking about which is hilarious i love that he's trying to defend i said i was born in the wrong generation that's the thumbnail we made about him and it's so funny was he doing that well yeah it's just a joke he wasn't actually doing a knockout i don't know but it's fun it's so funny to me that he's actually being like guys they didn't do a nazis in the wrong generation but he did say death to all jews so there you have it ah yeah i feel like keemstar is an equivalent to someone that i really dislike like i feel like we both have these like but i don't talk about that person because i just feel like that person like gets off on it you know what i mean like i mean i'm all for like talk about it bring awareness to it but i'm just you know what i mean like i think he like loves the back and forth like he loves being angry and making these videos and stuff you know and he doesn't want to be better or you know i don't i the thing is like okay i know who you're talking about and she's like and she's like a spaz right and annoying but keemstar is actually an evil horrible person no but this person i believe but the things that no but the things that she's the keemstar has done is things that nobody on the internet has even come close to doing you know she's up to kids like she's done some bad [ __ ] to kids bro there's no comparison i don't agree with no comparison because this guy does i think get off on being like trolling being like saying what's happening even comparing them is like so you don't know you don't know the stuff that i've been through with this person like it is really bad it's really bad harassment like to okay let me okay let me try to prove to you that he's the worst person because i'm not saying he's not wait wait i have an example that i think is gonna change your mind i think it's just triggering him more to be more aggressive towards you i think it's great because nobody else because nobody calls him out because he's such a toxic piece of [ __ ] people are all scared of him because they know that he's like such a psychologist yeah there's nothing he's like you're right ethan's right so like is it doesn't it get exhausting i like he said i'm all for it but he's not listen if you want to but i just think it triggers him more to be more aggressive towards you you know no it's fine i don't care if he talks about me well i don't give a [ __ ] okay i think it's funny that he's actually being like i didn't say death to all jews and then he's like oh wait i did say because he starts making things up like ice actually assaulted him and then it gets a little bit stressful because it's not it's not real and like you can't combat lies and it's the same sort of thing that i was dealing with with my other person it's like i can't combat a lie like there's nothing to do and that's what it's just a little stressful because i don't want to keep triggering him because he is so unhinged and i don't you know but i don't like to let him have that power over me where it's like oh he's so [ __ ] crazy that i can never call him out because he has no limit to trying to ruin your life that's that's the part of me that's like i do not [ __ ] ever back down against people because of oh he's that's his thing i'm so [ __ ] crazy and psycho and i lie and so like that's [ __ ] but you've caught him out on this he deserves to be called out more than anybody yeah but it's like the same things you're calling him out for you wait a minute i've got more okay first of all in response to him he actually made a video being like okay i did say that he said i'm not sorry for what i said i'm sorry i got caught huge difference you dumb [ __ ] he just i thought that was funny he said it to this girl who's like yeah that's funny can we appreciate that sure thank you okay thank you so much okay that's not it though um oh this is him admitting that he sent people to say death tool jews to me i'll just watch it for a minute i have been caught in 4k i'm busted so frustrating he's such a [ __ ] psycho okay but here's what i wanted to show you okay that's a great sound bite by the way you know we're gonna grab that um this is an audio from back in the day okay keemstar used to be a streamer uh trash talker and this is a this was according to the person that recorded this here i'll read it to you because keemstar says this was a joke or whatever and i'll just say keemstar says that he had his wife came out and made a statement like i was just kidding okay but let me read this this is my video i really don't know what this their argument was about back in the day this video was all trash talking and i caught this incident between keem and his girlfriend at the time who he had a kid with i see him doing well for himself now and good on him just being a hate figure which got him rich well i made this vid he was virtually unknown at the time and was somebody at the time was basically we were bullying we grew up and i guess he didn't and he just liked kids attention okay so this is a video again the keemstar is this is one of these things that's like uh bro this is something you can't live down okay here answer my [ __ ] question answer my question answer my questions answer my [ __ ] question how are you doing answer my question guys you're such a [ __ ] [ __ ] answer my question answer my questions how that's what i'm saying i think there's this person's like really like disturbed me too but i think why should we be scared of him we calling out everybody on the whole internet using me of rape yeah he's a [ __ ] liar psychopath why should we be afraid to call him out because he's so because he's so toxic i just i think that's [ __ ] i think this is something that's like a police situation if he's like hitting people and stuff like that you know what i mean like just like antagonizing him i don't know it gives me just like a stick i understand you don't want to get involved but like because it just like really affects me and i just i don't yeah because he's he's shameless and he's psychotic and he'll lie about you and as he's done about me my whole career he has no reason to go after you other than that we're friends sitting next to you you know you could do it on like h3 or something like a podcast where you brought yourself because i just i know he comes from me and it's like i'm really trying to stay away from him because it really really [ __ ] with me i feel like that's [ __ ] up that he uses that as a defense to scare people but i know what you mean it's like it's really affecting me it's not it has nothing to do with him no i know exactly what you mean though it's like that other person even though you know they're not equally the same it's like i'd just rather not put myself through that like it's a lot on my psyche and stuff these people that are like really upset right it's not mike or something you know what i mean like a back and forth just like that other girl we don't talk about it's like there's a lot that like some there's some people that are [ __ ] up too much i get it i i see your point um anyway he said about this clip that his girlfriend came out and made a statement saying was all sketch and all a joke which is what he says about everything even though he was a nobody at the time and it was randomly recorded so i don't know what's the joke exactly um yeah it's really messed up i don't know uh bryce hall wants to fight me oh yeah oh my god he was weirdly aggressive on twitter yeah but i barely mentioned him on our last podcast we barely mentioned because i said way more [ __ ] about him yeah and i feel like i was kind of like coming from like baton i was like oh this is kind of like to me it felt light-hearted but like i mean he's not he kind of seems like he's a little like he just has a little issues too he goes uh damn but i think he wants i think he wants the back and forth right room he likes the back and forth yeah and that's fine and i'll give it to him you are are you gonna go back and forth well no i didn't i didn't respond i want to read it but i i figured it would be fun to read mia was like more like i don't know maybe i'm digging i just felt a little more lighthearted or not were you like i don't know no no yeah oh well compared to keemstar everybody's like a [ __ ] fairy i know now it's like a breath of yeah compared to kim star it's like oh you're a dog like if i saw bryce i'd be like dog what's up but do you know what i mean like there's like mentally stable there's unstable yes i know exactly what mike malek and that other guy they're they're well they're with it you know what i mean but then there's some people that are just not well they say like when it comes to like like true personality disorder like psychopaths yeah or like narcissists then the best thing to do is to disengage yeah because you don't want to be i think that's what i'm like saying yeah yeah yeah i i i was like bryce hall i don't think he's like no he's not he's not a like they're like normal douche he's like clinically dangerous dude yeah there's only like three people i've just engaged with and i would say i know i know what you mean but first yeah i know we don't have to talk about him anymore bryce hall is so much more like light we like brazen now we're like okay he's cool he's a great i'm he's a great guy compared to the last day we just talked about yeah i won't talk about keemstar on the show anymore yeah i think that might be for me for my sake i know what you're saying but like maybe i won't i won't bring it up anymore but if it's something that affects you i'll bring i'll bring that's the pro it's the to me i feel like it really affect i don't know i felt felt like a conversation and i but i understand i'll leave the death toll jewish sound bites on after dark or just your own history don't put gila in it either maybe just do it on your own well he's already gone he's been off the rails he goes after ela he goes he calls it i guess she like yeah whatever well anyway speaking of the great great dude totally stable breaks all um i what did we say about him on the last podcast we said um because he called the girl a [ __ ] and i was like [ __ ] all right you remember he called that girl [ __ ] for bumping into him like the [ __ ] is wrong and i was like [ __ ] he said yo h productions i think you should worry about that fat fat lawsuit trillion instead of talking [ __ ] about me you old [ __ ] it's like i can do both bro i mean kind of aggressive but i get it i get it it's also i don't know what qualifies as a fat lawsuit i think i'm included in this next tweet he says i don't know why these grandpas and grandmas dude it's like bro seriously i think this is where i thought it was more parody because i was like oh okay like you know i mean whatever i would love to see bryce hall in 14 years you're not gonna be on social media i'll have no hair that's what i predict yeah he'll definitely be like he's in love of course he'll be like in the corporate offices of like wood ranch fire girl like he'll be like you know yeah he's got a server he'll be a manager of wood ranch he'll put it in the time he'll put in the time you know he'll have a wood ranch shell oh yeah he'll make sure the biscuits are really buttery and good i love but this is i'm hungry yeah same rice you're making me hungry dog they're the kind of people i like to see come and go you know what i mean because their egos get so big and it's like that doesn't last anywhere he johnnied up if he had a big ego you know they get knocked out you know what i mean like we should change our podcast to the bullying two fat losers bully kids the two people bullied who now bully yeah we should be against bullying but we're not because we were bullied he said i don't get why these grandma and grandpa's always critiqued 17 to 21 year old kids if they weren't [ __ ] up about her age sorry that these things called phones that document [ __ ] now instead of the rocks you used to communicate it's kind of funny i guess but i think i think also like yeah but i think he's exaggerated i don't think i go after 17 year olds maybe you do some uh yeah when like [ __ ] jake charles is sexting a 17 year old but we don't go after 17 year olds though um um yeah well you know it's what we're that's what we do this is what we do online i don't know yeah [ __ ] it um oh but then a guy he likes the show i'm going to be honest so i don't know you've been mentioned just excited when people mention me yeah i was like all right cool dude you made a whole industry out of that you made like a hundred thousand dollars after that match get excited yeah i do get excited when people mention me i was like okay here we go i weigh though now i balance what's worth it and what's not and i try to go for the mentally stable like even if they're dumbasses i do try and go for a mentally stable dumbass there's not many people like you know the dude we just talked about there's really nobody like him on the whole internet right there's not okay and you can have fun and argue and [ __ ] on each other like my relationship with the paul brothers or mike or even face blinks i know that it's like there's a certain boundary that normal people don't cross right right yeah okay you brought it up you said something about you about what okay we don't know about children okay so bryce hall um one other thing about bryce hall that's so funny because he acts like such a tough guy you know he does these videos where he shows up and wants to fight people i think he wanted to do that on our podcast too he was like let me roll up he dm'd me oh that's what pissed him off what because he dm'd me on instagram and i sh talked about him what did you say you didn't say anything about that no i didn't say anything bad about him but he fight you you want him you want me to fight bryce hall you're like his uh verbiage well anyway he's such a [ __ ] it turns out this guy actually took his hat at a party the one time he actually had a chance to actually get enough physical conflict with someone and he bitched out look how unaggressive he is anyway whatever i don't know the guy's a douche who took his hat too so i'm not trying to celebrate i don't i was i was getting too free to be on the show bryce i was kind of i was an advocate for it but the funny part oh no the video is not the video's down i don't know if i'm a grandma i mean maybe a mom or something about a girl well when you when we grew up all we had was rocks kind of funny though i mean i guess well anyway they're part three the guy who got his hat said he had like a massive lice infection from wearing braces that was very great i think so because he just deleted it don't lay shame i had lice when did you have life in the fourth grade i had a great place really short okay good i thought you could stay as an adult right now i don't think adults get it because i've had my head on i had life when i was a kid but like everybody at my school had lice it was like a life infestation every all the kids had lice it was crazy i was the only one and people thought i was dirty because my mom like chopped my hair off and stuff i have a nice picture of my short hair you have a life pick yeah oh that's so gross yeah i just remember all the kids had to go to the nurse during school and they were all like doing like this like checking for lice and they're like you got lice and i had to use like special shampoo to kill those yeah then it's like knicks or knit or something like you have to cut your hair damn girl you were really infested i had a lot yeah my mom's like [ __ ] they're like playing playing no games with those lights yeah yikes all right well we slammed it that's our podcast it was a weird it was a roller coaster bullying the bullies taking the taking the well i think we bullied a little but i think if you eat what's the eye for tonight and i further than i i get on the defense if i if i seem angry and sometimes i get a little defensive if i feel if i feel offended i got a little offended by the mic thing i it did trigger me a little bit i know but that's why i was a little aggressive same thing with jason when i see his face it's triggering like we shouldn't talk about jesus either anymore because i feel like yeah okay let's put an embargo on keemstar and jason on this show yeah and then the other person that won't be named and the other person that won't be named baltimore yeah voldemort the whole the whole trio just triggered me so i feel like i used to feel that way about keem but i've just i knew that in my i'm not comparing it to your situation but i was like i have to just take this [ __ ] on because he kept coming at me with all these lies and all these lies and i was like bro i can't live with this dude just lying about me so i was like all right let's go to the bat and i just put it all on the table in this three-part documentary and since then it's like i feel so liberated because i can [ __ ] talk about him and say the [ __ ] that i want to say about him was that he's a dangerous human being that should probably be in a [ __ ] insane asylum next to the joker two-face he's like a batman villain bro okay well if you want to hear more about that h3 podcast ethan off the rails on every thursday where there's no female co-host to guide yeah ela makes a joke that i got sued i was doing off the rails that's our wednesday episode for one month and now i'm being sued by triller because it was off the rails see maybe you shouldn't do those anymore it's funny i don't know true fans love off the rails i just stand after dark i love after dark okay thank you everyone for watching it's been such a tremendous fun time with my bestie not even my friend me bestie the bestie bestie trisha paytas yeah crushing it on only fans point 1.001 you're probably you might be even number one how do you tell who's number one i don't think you can i'm in touch with like the creator of only fans so you should find out if you're number one i'm sure i'm not number one i'm sure like riley or lana they're pretty high up oh they are they're popular on that maybe maybe filming that content good for them yeah i'm actually i actually think only fans the culture of that is so cool how because the porn industry has been so traditionally like predatory yeah and these girls are making them so much money and not getting paid anything and now they're have all the power they're making they're becoming literally millionaires i've made 10 times the amount i've made on only fans in one year i mean 10 times the amount that i made in my entire youtube career that's crazy crazy but someone like lana rose she's like becoming like a multi-millionaire amazing all right we've got to wrap it up shout out to lana we stand lana mike yeah you're a douche thanks for watching [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 3,778,453

Rating: 4.809412 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, frenemies, trisha paytas, trisha, paytas

Id: IUGvnECknlI

Length: 123min 37sec (7417 seconds)

Published: Tue May 18 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/StopStalkingMeMatt]

Mike was that guy still showing up to high school prom when he was 25

[u/mallboi]

We learned on Frenemies #36 that Mike is 36 years old… there’s no such thing as coincidence

[u/KeoPanda92]

That pros and cons list is so disgusting. I hope Lana Rhoades all the best.

[u/AwesomeAsian]

How is Keemstar not deplatformed?

[u/fucface-tom]

Trisha: “but were you cleaning up in high school”

Ethan: “I mean yeah I was on the water polo team”

I love Ethan but this made me laugh so hard.

[u/Phantom_Electric808]

This episode has so much chaotic energy I loved it 😂

[u/Imtherain]

That recording of Keemstar fighting with his gf is so scary...

[u/1997idiot]

YOU CAN'T START A CONTENT HOUSE AT 36, MIKE!!!!! I lost my SHIT when Ethan started screaming in that part hahahaha

[u/renaysance]

LOL why are these grown ass men actually using high school popularity as an insult 😂💀😭 Clearly that’s when they peaked