David Dobrik & James Charles Drama Apocalypse - Frenemies #23

welcome too much energy or do you like it everybody i'm just tired because that was our second take and i was like uh why do you say it's our second take i don't want people to know that we're doing multiple takes out no you don't i like i like transparency you but that's like the sauce like you don't want people to know how the sausage is made that's not transparency you're volunteering too much information my energy is low though because we already need to take one and my energy was good okay first of all our first take was like 30 seconds and i dropped that f-bomb in the first 30 seconds which gets your video demonetized so we're like oh let's just do it again so it wasn't like you were running a mile in that first 30 seconds i was pretty on point and i'm like a little discomfort oh my god so here let's relive those first you were saying that um that you see some comments of people saying the stick is getting old yeah they're just like i'm over this it's like it's boring now nobody says that i've seen a couple comments i'll screenshot them why do you dig so deep looking for like we are a cultural tour de force do you understand if somebody comes to my comments and says this just getting old i will block you i will ban you i will not even think about it twice and if i see you in real life you better better hope i don't know that you're the guy that said wrote that you don't even leave your house exactly so who are you gonna see low risk that's why you're so tough like last week when you're like bryce hoff i see you like you're just tough because you don't oh yeah i'll never run into bryce all right yeah wait didn't he dm you what the [ __ ] yeah what did he say wait bryce so we did douchebag of the month with bryce hall and he dm'd you why did he do we want to say why we're dressed like this or the sponsors oh sponsored god that's the best.com sponsoring today's use code h3 happy 5th 50th uh birthday to adam and eve march is their 50th birthday yeah we can talk 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okay okay okay okay it's like it's not that adam and eve and honey show oh well i'm making it that so we can get it back we do love them though we're just like there's so much going on today today is the episode you will not want to miss are you going to say why we're just like this or no well first of all let me say david dobrik extreme update extreme updates do i know about this i think you do it's that lit the video that one of his fans posted for some [ __ ] reason they dug deep into the david archives and posted a video of him and jason talking about the seth situation i saw that so that was shocking no literally just like a recap like there were videos them and just like literally admitting that it's gonna ruin his life for a couple of years and also that it was racially motivated yeah yeah i i saw that that racially related because of where he was from they risk he's from compton so this is even worse that we're doing it to him he's or anyway we'll get into that and then james charles is in honestly this guy needs to be just like ah i don't want to i don't want to go too over the top but like if we could just get james charles in a hole like saddam hussein or something then then i think the world would be safer how come he doesn't have to be registered as an so exactly you know what i mean like that's what i'm saying we just got to put him in a [ __ ] ditch like saddam hussein and just just forget about it the thing is is like okay we're going to write war crimes against humanity is what i'm saying but he's like done so many times so he needs like a label so people know he's like a danger to kids society and i totally agree he need like if he moves into a new neighborhood he definitely needs to introduce himself as like hi i'm the so or even like brand deals he should always have to say i am this because you're marketing on tick tock his best friend is a 16 year old and it's like you're marketing yourself to a 16 year old for a reason so what well anyway james so another person outed james for exchanging nudes with a 16 year old uh there's been a local one since then there's exactly like three or four since then and he admitted it james was like yeah he he didn't come his age i guess he should have asked what it's all here this is the biggest baddest steamiest episode of all time was there more or no that's it that's the drama well there's a lot more here i want to get to but for our costumes okay are free britney go ahead treasure is that why i don't know okay i think it was your idea it was not my idea let me just say this because we were gonna be like oh wow jesus wants to be a couple's costume with ethan first of all not my idea to do this love it i'm so down i love dressing in costume and honestly i've always wanted to wear these outfits whose idea was this i think it was elas which i lost i honestly live and i was like okay don't put this on me because everyone's gonna be like oh okay yeah so here's the big reveal the whole thing was i was wondering if i could get those justin timberla lake or timberland i'm not even kidding we're like yeah timberlake what's a timber like tim berlin is a thing it really doesn't need i literally went my entire life thinking his name was timber timberland okay first of all yeah okay i don't know which came first like the chicken and the egg thing i don't know if it's like you were talking about his ramen hair on your h3 podcast or these outfits i'm not really sure right because i know you guys were talking about his hair yeah he had ramen hair right and that was recent so i don't really know what came first but i was um can you show his ramen here dan cause i feel like i didn't even achieve what he hasn't my the only conclusion i can have about him is that he actually permed his hair he must have had tiny little curlers in his [ __ ] hair he had really curly hair if you grew your hair out would be curly i don't think so i think he's out there perming his hair like he obviously cares about his look so he's permed look at his hair now it's not that curly is it well it's short he has like a buzz cut yeah should we have him on the show as a guest i don't see any problem with that you think he can won definitely this show i think he would because he's really big into like snl and jimmy fallon like he likes to be comedic right like us we're snl i had a dream that i was hosting so now i think it's going to come to fruition oh my god i'd watch it oh thank you you think it happened no no i think it might so what's your path to be hosting nsl i'm curious yeah this show holy [ __ ] it's my biggest thing i have going for you wait how can this show could this show ain't lean you to nsa snl maybe the nfl the only the only place this show's leading you is [ __ ] i think it's going to lead me to i don't know as a host they mentioned youtubers who didn't mention last week they mentioned youtuber sometimes jake paul logan paul i'm right up there all right so but i love this hair and i also heard that you actually bleached your hair before for like a boy band video i heard this from my h3 expert over there yeah so you i think low-key secretly deep down maybe you want to be a boy bander you went spray tan last time you're bleaching your hair i think maybe you like this aesthetic you're down for it it's not just a gag it's like you like it well that's like saying i want to look like uncle fester i mean i i'm willing to do it for the joke for the gag yeah that's like halloween time i i don't think it looks bad i mean i i think i'm too old to walk around looking like this it's embarrassing but then again i also have a rolls-royce and that's embarrassing too so who cares let's just [ __ ] go all the way up in front of your rolls-royce you look like a mid-life crisis bro can you imagine yeah exactly it fits the bill i love it by the way i love my roles right somebody somebody recognized me in it they looked over and they're like oh it's ethan and i was like oh you so you know about my new car she's like yeah no people who gag for it because when it's a rolls-royce so anyone's just gonna look because it's a rolls-royce because those are cool cars i always do do you look out at people to be like what's up [ __ ] i try not to i try and like just because it after a while it gets to be like a lot but um but it is cool like what it's like people who like like our show or like like me or whatever it's cool but so whenever anyone sees a pink or black rolls royce on the road you better there's a good chance if you're in l.a it's going to be me do you roll down the window you give a thumbs up or you're like hey what do you do i keep my eyes i don't think many people look the block is really discreet it's not like the pink one right the pink is a lot pink is so much i know this weekend again we were sitting in the portillo's parking lot eating french fries and hamburgers and this girl like knocks on my window to take a picture with me and i'm like oh just wait till i'm done knocks on the window what it was so many times this weekend was a lot we tried what are they the police i mean who knocks on the window like what is this so then when i said not right now because i was just like overwhelmed because like i don't know i just like we already had a day i had a panic attack earlier that day at disneyland and we didn't go to disneyland we were like one minute in and i was like bye because like the lines just to get in we're into too many people well we would go before you did you have to pay no we didn't this was like the party i heard they were gonna pay they're charging people seventy five dollars for the privilege just walking around empty no ride disneyland disney it opens yeah i'll say anyways a touch of disney touching touching my wallet if you don't have a mask don't also ask someone didn't have a mask on and they moses was pumping the gas and i was sitting in the car and i can have a picture with her and he noticed that she had a mask he's like maybe not without the mask because the coved so just don't you know wait we like the hair i like that you want the hat on okay yeah um why are you having panic attacks what's going on with you because i never do i'm like i'm literally not a panic attack person at all like i don't even know what they are until someone's like that's a panic attack but um we were at disneyland because like usually we can just like walk in and just like shop and like get out or like get food and go out or something and that's what we're gonna do and there were so many lines like i swear there was one probably 300 people just lining up sneaking in the parking lot i'm just not a lime person period okay but also covered and just like everything i was just like oh my god so we just started just walking from our car to the the parking lot where the line was is there anything people coming up to which again i like i was just feeling like overwhelmed because when you're sitting there in line you're like a sitting duck right you're like a target so people are gonna just come up which is again fine but the problem is our postmate did this the other day too when people were like okay i didn't picture sure okay you're at my house it's a little inappropriate but okay and then you know then he's like can i have a video shout out i was like okay cool i'll do a video cameo wait wait wait wait then he's like video shout out pay me my cameo rate is a thousand dollars he just gave me a hot pizza in the past and everything and i'm doing all this stuff for him and then he's like wait can i get my sister on the phone real quick oh get out get the [ __ ] out okay then like i just i have to start saying no because that's what's happening in disneyland so when people want me to like these people call people i'm just like i don't want to hold your phone because i cover it it's just like a lot and i'm not ungrateful because like literally i know i'm like nobody without anybody watching me like i'm so appreciative of it but like don't like ask for five thousand things like a phone call a video shot like i'll do a picture and a video shout out but damn like you said it's like a cameo i don't even do cameo and like me i don't even like doing it first of all why are you meeting your postmates at the door i usually don't this was when we were at my old house we were getting the last of my stuff and moses was upstairs and i was like let me just grab the postman i usually don't leave it and go oh you haven't leave at the door i'll [ __ ] usually moses gets it no no no why what is this that's over i love this new year this is over we don't meet at the postmates did yourself in the viewfinder no i was like you weren't looking i was looking right at moses for some reason no i see your eyeballs i see your eyeballs now here i'll do this so you can see always where i'm looking at to make sure i'm not you look cool no i always like myself you look actually so close what is this with the po this is to this is over the handshaking the postmates why do you need to give me the food even if the door leaves oh you would have really flipped out someone's like hey can we do a photo without why do you why do you meet the postmates but why just leave leave the food leave the [ __ ] food and leave your job is done there's no interaction required you know wherever the food ends up then god bless it anyways um yeah it's like it's cool it's whatever you're like can we take our masks off and make out for a photo people literally do that like can we take our mess down i'm like no i'm like and you know what i tell them i'm like you know what ethan's really apparently about covet i don't want to go monday again that's fine you're right no you're really my main company i should do i should split blame it on you bro i never oh when someone tries to take a photo sorry trisha says i can't they'll be like what stupid um yeah no anyways it's cool i love it that day i was having a panic attack and then the people at my car what do you feel when you have a panic attack i don't know it literally because we took it it took us a long time just like two hours because of the traffic to get down to anaheim and so i was like alright and then i was like feeling like oh i don't want to like turn around because you know moses drove all this way with me and i don't want to turn around and i was like oh i want to get inside i said oh so i was just like conflicting things and all of a sudden it was like caving in on me like the whole world so when people were coming up to me it really felt like the world was like caving in and i'm like we gotta go we gotta go so when we were like running i like ran like through the bushes of disneyland like parking lot because i was like so freaking out were you running after did you know what was happening you led the way he's my body would you are you throwing elbows and [ __ ] i imagine like there's hordes of people coming at trisha moe is just throwing elbows sounds awesome kind of yeah moses is really good he's really good even like that one girl that wanted to take a picture with me they asked moses for a picture with me first of all you can ask me for a picture i love that people ask moses for photos like he's your caretaker moses you need to do a uh conservatorship on her ass he probably will yeah you need you need to it for her yeah well you know that's pretty good as my lawyer said that he has they asked me if he's a valuable asset when we were talking about like marriage details and stuff they're like well is he a valuable asset wait what what does that mean yeah like when we're because both of us have like our own things for like prenups and stuff like that you guys are doing a prenup and probably something anyways oh interesting but are you worried he's a gold digger no but also he has property without me like you know it's our own thing but you guys are doing a prenup this is great but look first of all it's totally fair because honestly and my lawyer did ask me she's like oh do you consider him like a valuable asset to you i was like yeah because there's a couple options like you like anyway i don't want to go no this is fascinating what does that mean how can you label a person of valuables so he really is i told him this the other day i was like because he just does like he literally if we were ever to like divorce right we get married divorced like i'd probably still keep i'd probably like pay him to keep doing the stuff that he's doing for me now you know what i mean without it no because he does i'm i'm just doing that i believe that he's very that he is a very helpful and per and very integrated to life but if you guys got divorced his house would be [ __ ] grounded to bone though wait no i don't think so you know what he said we have this oh god can i say this oh i'll say whatever last night because you're talking about i'm like you're going to like leave me and then what am i going to do because i want to be able to take care of the house i wouldn't you know what i mean whatever and i was like and you know what it's cause you're going to be cheating on me he's like no you're going to be the one that's going to cheat on me he thinks i'm the one that's going to cheat exactly but moses not that i think he will but you know temptation happens with guys from what i know about moses moses is a little bit of an enigma on that i don't think moses is a is a cheater you wouldn't i know but that's always the ones you unassume the ones that you don't assume that's not true i feel like it's usually the obvious ones where it happens well i feel like that's totally not true i don't think we'll ever divorce i really don't think that but just in case that's interesting but um yeah but i do consider him like he is he's probably my most valuable asset like he's like an advisor like he is he's like a conservative advisor father everything he does everything stop he's literally doing my whole mom's move like it's and i'm like you don't have to do that like i'll do it like whatever like he does he's just moving her completely like is your full-time job at this point moses just taking care of all trish's [ __ ] sounds like it yeah yeah but she's like my mom and my again no but he just does it he's just very helpful no he literally just does all the calls like he's like today we forgot your outfit upstairs and i was like i'm low energy and he's like i'll go get it but like i don't know moses is the best i agree look my whole life i mean i've known moses for a long time he's always been one of the most gracious helpful generous with his time and energy people there yeah i was like crying this morning because he went to go inside to go get my starbucks opportunity because i was having a little bit of a low energy morning this morning actually i don't really feel that well whatever not well but just like little energy i felt and he like went inside and got me a starbucks and the cake pop and i just i like crying i was like i love you so much like that so it was so nice because we were like a little late but he's like you know what we'll just do the little starbucks thing and he lets me wait in the car so i have to put a mask on with through my makeup and then he gets my drink pop i feel great now and i feel so much better that's a true love story he always oh he brought me pie in bed the other morning i was like oh my god thank you okay here uh now i'm i knew you were a feeder bro i knew you were a feeder you were just saying that you were going to start the diet yeah the diet didn't work it lasted a day remember i did keto for a day and i was so depressed dude the first day is the hardest i was so sad i just wanted pasta and we ordered um we had we had steak and asparagus and i was like i just want pasta that's all i had all day i was so sad i was like i can't do this so then i wanted an opposite campaign of you i went on the i'm happy and fat just be yeah i noticed that i felt really bad i felt really bad after that last episode not because of you but because i was just like oh my god i literally don't have a willpower if you're happy and if you're happy and fat go god bless yeah good but then like last week i felt like maybe i should dye it too but then i was like no i'm more miserable on a diet like do whatever you feel my thing is i feel you i i constantly feel like i'm losing a war of self-will like i'm like i want to lose weight so bad and the fact that i'm failing to every day it's not even about losing the weight so much as it is about like having not having that control and feeling like every night when i go to bed thinking about i [ __ ] up and had another shitty food day and i'm just such a [ __ ] loser i feel like i get triggered now because now i'm starting to feel that way i'm like you're right i'm so gross too like no no it's just my personal experience with my issues but dude i [ __ ] trust me i i wish bro i wish no you're doing so good because you're eating the meat and you're still doing good and i was like oh that's so and i know you're gonna lose like a [ __ ] like i know you will oh and i'll be jealous i'm not moving anyway and it's been like two weeks and all i want is the what would i eat right now maybe maybe we should skip this because it's hard to watch like you talk about this on every podcast about the yeah we have so much to talk about do you want to bring those do you want the food dan wait what what are you eating so you two didn't you instagram me some [ __ ] photo of some weird like [ __ ] no really so trisha of course posted this weird ass photo of like peeps driving a car and so of course we we did it custom made by ian and his girlfriend sam these are us and our rolls-royces these are us and our rolls-royces the peeps yeah i don't know if you get here maybe can you bring it close to the camera yeah i mean it's pretty epic these are amazing i can't eat it i'm just that i'm so sad that i can't eat this oh my god but can you these are so [ __ ] cool oh my god so that's us in our rolls royces so you can tell me if it's good oh my god we oh my god this is so okay wow i wish like she's not on keto eat all the sugar honestly i need this because the sugar cake pop helped me you posted it look i'm here you put you posted the photos i'll show you this real quick today before i dig in are you okay you're gonna do a tick tock in the middle of the show okay go ahead sorry go ahead no problem okay can i just do my first bite because that's what i do on tick-tock absolutely yeah what i eat in a day a pee a rolls-royce driving peep this is so exciting okay okay oh my gosh so what is this what is the premise of this one a fat happy girl who's not trying to lose weight yeah okay that's what i figured they helped people i want to be a fat happy guy who's not trying to lose weight you're gonna look so bomb look at this look at these hap these people are so [ __ ] happy and they're chocolate covered rolls right these [ __ ] first of all how did they do this how do they do the twinkie it looks like they just oh no that's chocolate can i say i swear i was like thinking like oh i hope maybe i should bring this to like make on friend of these next week but like i just posted a picture because i thought it was cute and then i thought like you know we did it you know we were questioning never in a million years did i think you'd do it like honestly i posted it because i was like it'd be fun to make it in front of me let me just like post it whatever and then like to have them already made because i hate making [ __ ] like this is already great well thank you to sam and ian what should we do do they have like should we give them extra shout out should they you want to replace my link with their link first of all first of all ian works for me so calm down i do pay him well tell them they can have whatever link they want i'm trying to replace a mine this week this is so okay link is life links are live trish is like the currency of the future is lynx this is a nice how is it it's so good okay i think good oh my god all right that's so nice wow let's get to the juice oh my god thank you hey you're more than welcome we want to make you feel comfortable we'd like to accommodate in any way we possible i mean we're competing against moses here who's like you know the most accommodating person in the planet so we're doing what we can oh my god no seriously this is a nice thing like literally anyone's ever done for me besides what moses said sorry moses wow okay before we talk about david and james i have to ask you first of all there's a few you getting this dan okay so trisha this i gotta ask you about this was cracking i was watching this and i couldn't stop [ __ ] laughing and i'll tell you why here i think you love my posture so so what i was expecting to happen is be like oh [ __ ] i gotta restart but you didn't restart restart the pasta or the video wait was that water is that that's actually how there's pasta in there and then you ate that yeah it was salty that night oh yeah oh stop he didn't like it he didn't you just dumped like half a cup of salt in there i was expecting you to be like oh [ __ ] i gotta start over it's ruined but you kept going soldiering on i was like no you can't eat that look you like oh no big deal i could not believe what i was saying it's really good and by the way there's not that much pasta in there i can see it's not that full i made a whole box of pasta it's all the gorilla in there girl that was a lot of the water back in that's my famous butter noodles that i always told you about that i make them really good like for the pasta water i babish baking with babish that looked like a lot of salt well it didn't taste that bad because it boiled salt doesn't boil out salt does not boil out yes it does salt stains okay i believe because honestly i don't know but as things reduce they get saltier and get your pasta out okay anyway that was cracking me up i was like oh my gosh she actually ate it i watched your industry podcast you guys mentioned my videos in there now and i love it i was like thank you okay treasure the other thing i have to ask you about this [ __ ] i die okay somebody sent me a photo of this and i was like i can't believe this is real so i went to your channel to confirm if it was real or not and sure as [ __ ] [ __ ] this is your thumbnail i don't know what happened i don't know what happened i was like this is this is actually her oh yeah go to trisha's channel james charles is sick in the head and this is the [ __ ] thumbnail that's what youtube picked for me i don't know how that happened i couldn't believe it i thought someone was [ __ ] with me and then sure enough here let's go to trisha's channel which channels on because you have like 20 channels i get confused is it still that yes no what i changed it that's your thing about that no oh you did fix it here i see it now sometimes last night that's what it was it was just on my [ __ ] it was just on my homepage that is so weird that's so funny oh my god that was the funniest thing ever that was so frustrating because we were at my house moving the other stuff over and the james charles stuff was happening and you guys were talking about it live on each tree and i was like i gotta get home and make a video it was so sad dude you have the best little moments you're my favorite youtuber straight up okay i'll put it out there with the salt and the thumbnails are you saying that like in a mean way i wouldn't call it it's not mean no no it's complete flatter i love how you just [ __ ] you are the epitome of youtube you go for it if you look like you're melting into a satanic primordial soup you go with it like my face like what the thought what like i look like i'm melting into it no the thumbnail looked like that oh yeah but i didn't choose that so you can't give me credit no but you you but you youtube gives you like three options just pick a different one man that's awesome oh well thank you i know i i appreciate you that you appreciate my content yeah i feel like i've been so underrated not to like do my own horns but how come i've never like popped off which in a way is good because i've never been able to be fully canceled because i know people only famous people love you you have like a huge fan base can you men can you get this [ __ ] grubhub ad like if you want to sponsor me go for [ __ ] get so pissed at youtube ads thank you for supporting my whole life congratulations on your weight loss and like keeping with the diet i haven't lost any weight no but you've been keeping on on a diet and i feel like you feel better weeks and look at this it looks like look at me i'm like i heard you're in an accident you've been two weeks it's been like a week that's hey and diet world that's like 10 years well we're gonna do a weigh-in on thursday so you don't want to miss ethan's big weigh-in riveting so anyway here's the other is this jewish oh no it's a [ __ ] napkin how could a napkin be jewish i thought it was like a passover napkin oh wait what no who should we talk about that no your the mom thing what about your mom no your mom what about my mom kaiser should we edit it out say it say it say it she texted me she's just it's cute it's sweet she texted moses that what did she talk to she said something like about what was the initial reason she texted you don't say the whole thing what was the initial reason she was just congratulated oh yeah she said something and then she goes and also i don't hate trisha i don't know where that came from we disagree on things but like i don't hate her and i was like so random so nice though i saw my my so theodore was with my parents this weekend um and i was by the way she brought it up she's like i don't want trisha to think that i hate her like i want to but you told me she hates me that's why i thought that you literally said out in front of me and my mom hates you oh she said for on things about you i mean peace and love i'm just being honest nobody does hate me no she was just mad at the moment you should understand that as much as anyone for sure she has not held on to that she would have never come over for another holiday ever again because i literally like [ __ ] on your sister no no they'll be happy to see him there i think i was trying to be competitive at the beginning in front of me so i was like oh [ __ ] your family like i don't know no but but it's not like that i don't know why i say the things i say sometimes sometimes i just like i i don't know we also made fun of this valenciaga shirt on our last episode of the podcast and then everyone's like dude trisha bought that shirt the balenciaga first of all that shirt was actually cool really i think where is it now where is it now i think it's in my closet really yeah i almost brought it today i thought about wearing it over this yeah you should next time because i want to inspect it i thought we're being jewish next time right we are there's i like do you have two hangers in it is it hanging on two hangers or one i don't know oh no there's two hangers i think that came like that with one side i think they gave me two hangers oh my god a chocolate pretzel bottom do you think this was worth thirteen hundred dollars um the shirt yeah yeah i think because it's once i got it it was like a one-of-a-kind item what's that one of a kind well it's unique in the fact that they haven't recreated it okay all right are you just a hater because it's not teddy fresh no i like i no i just think it's a funny shirt okay that's it that's all the stuff i had that i wanted to talk about i didn't know that i would have gathered something to talk to you about why i can't think you're welcome to i mean hey like you always say this is yourself yeah i do i think you're fat phobic okay drawer balls what does that mean that i don't like fat people i think you have a fear of fat people like you don't like people fear yeah what does that mean like a coward away from fat people not i'm not i'll again with first people love like with peace and love like last episode you're like oh like you did a either a slip or a freudian slip or whatever where you were like oh you need to lose some weight now that you need to lose some weight you we should compete and lose weight like you said something along those lines i only said that because i know based on all the conversation we have that you expressed to me that you want to lose weight i would love to be skinny but i'm also just happy and i don't really care about losing weight and i'm happy well give me a hundred pounds and i'll take it okay but i don't want to do the work okay right meanwhile i was happy and cool but then after that update you're rewriting history because no way because back then we were like we're losing weight together and now you're like i'm happy and i was very excited about it i was pumped you're like now i'm happy and fat and so now i'm upset about what you said when you wanted to because then no it's not fair on that tuesday all the comments are like you guys don't look bad so i texted you i'm like oh you know what comments are saying we don't look that fat and you're like they're lying yeah i'm kidding i mean i'm kidding but you know people always say that they tell you what you want to hear in the comments i was like i think i love that phobic because i was like you know what we don't look that bad like they're lying i was kidding no you didn't say lol you should need to do whatever did you think that was the point indicators you need to give me a tone indicator when you text me now what should i say like imprints she's like oh for real yeah is that a thing yeah tone indicator what is what if s means serious backslash i'm dead serious that's not what it means you just need a little tone indicator if you're gonna make those kind of jokes okay geez i think you're a friend it's okay peace and love like it's fine if you're fat phobic and it's totally because a lot of people are because you know why you weren't fat when i looked at you someone put together like our high school photos which so weird can i tell you something so on and i know dan has like said oh are you on reddit i'm sure i'm not on reddit because i don't i literally don't know how to access it but moses goes checks throughout it anyways friday morning i was like in bed and i was like looking for high school pictures from my tic toc and i was like i wonder what ethan looked like in high school so i like googled you and then that day like it was like did you post this on reddit i was like what no and it was literally like our high school pictures and i had saved all your photos in my phone that morning and then it was on reddit like that afternoon who's mine and yours yours because i was yeah i always show up there like periodically they show up there but that was weird because i never i've never searched for your high school photos i don't know like most probably like why are you taking photos like ethan in high school cause i was just saving on my phone because oh it's kind of funny i don't know bringing up whatever if anything you're skinny obsessed you've admit that i'm totally skinny obsessed but it doesn't mean i'm fat phobic well i don't think i'm that [ __ ] that obsessed like i love being like fat sometimes like i love the way my belly looks like emotion on camera really see i don't like that all right not on you but sometimes when i'm in the mirror i'll and i'm naked i lean over and like you it's just like a whole alien creature and i grab it and i go oh this is i love it though while i'm not sexually attracted to big bellies like i am so attracted to big bellies like they're so fun and fascinating to like look at i hate them and i kind of like it do i mean yeah i'm fatphobic okay i'm fatphobic i'm fatphobic i think you're a little aphobic i don't think it's your fault i think but i don't know it's skinny and you never had like a weight problem and stuff like that so i don't think you know my parents are definitely fat phobic i feel like old people like don't like so that makes sense they have like this whole thing of like fat people are just lazy and dumb and stuff right i think that's in your head that's what you think like you you even said it yourself like you oh if you at night you're like i lack willpower or self-control or whatever when you but that's true if you really want to get something done and you keep failing to do it then it's self-defeating i've starved myself for literally like 30 days straight and i lost 30 pounds in a month and i could document it i did a walk for you i can't do that no the point is is like that doesn't i'm a fat person doesn't mean i don't have willpower i'm talking about myself not all fat people i'm talking about myself that's true though when i was saying that oh fat people like you know don't lack the willpower or they're lazy that's not true no i'm just saying i'm not saying it's true i'm saying that's like the stereotype that people have like all a lot especially old people have it's fat phobic i agree it's fatphobic but i don't believe that what exactly what that people who are fat are is i feel like being fat and a lot of times is from stems from like addiction problems oh my god addiction mental health disorders coping mechanisms physical like metabolism you know what i started myself so much as a kid that my metabolism true story and i'm not just a fat person like metabolism doesn't work like literally my metabolism is so freaking slow that if i do actually try to diet like it's so hard for me to lose weight that's why i have to fast to lose weight because like it just doesn't work if i eat i'll wear a true story because i used to like starve myself as a kid for like a week at a time and then a week i'd binge and then it literally [ __ ] up my like i have gastrointestinal bleeding because of it like it just [ __ ] me up so much and it is a physical thing and yes i've always been fat but like that is the main reason why i continue to be fat and we haven't tried something though i love exercising well you kicked my ass in the physical competition so who am i but like yeah being being fat sucks because first of all if any other addiction you can hide nobody judge you everywhere you go and second of all you don't need [ __ ] let's say heroin to survive you have to eat food to live so that's what makes the food addiction even harder it's like you can't just go cold turkey on it you gotta [ __ ] eat and on top of it it's so stressful to carry around the weight because everybody can say oh look at this fat [ __ ] and judge you and everything you know i mean being being fat is very it's very hard it's very it's very hard we should also clarify too i think because i i got a few messages and i relate to this as well when my sister calls herself out which again everyone has the right to feel fat or whatever you want to lose weight but if we call ourselves like fat right and then like there's people bigger than us that think like oh my god if you're fat then i must be like the disgusting piece of [ __ ] you know what i mean like it like it kind of sounds like the wrong message i don't think we're like hold on but we have to all i do think it's important that we acknowledge that while you have every right to be fat and happy and make your own life choices it is not healthy to be fat neither is skinny sometimes though skinny's not always healthy yo that's what i'm not talking about skinny people but that's like saying everybody's gonna be unhealthy it doesn't matter if you're fat skinny it doesn't matter everyone's unhealthy like everyone makes unhealthy decisions why is being fat any different than like not eating enough food i'm not saying it is you're you're you're you're shifting the arkansas do you think being in keto is healthy no i don't so what is your point that helps no because there's this movement oh there's a movement to be like i can be health like the healthy at any size that's not a movement it's beautiful at any size there's nothing beautiful at any size i agree with you and you can be healthy at any size that i disagree with okay let's we should get our cholesterol check i have low i have low cholesterol i have low blood pressure i get it checked all the time like in general extra weight is associated with ton i'm not saying this is healthy that's healthy i'm just saying we want to act like being fat is like it's it's very unhealthy to be fat that's like but that's anything anyone's doing like it's unhealthy to do they're so i agree if you drink you're gonna have like you're gonna die of liver disease like there's just so many things that make you unhealthy but you're specifically targeting fat people like what it isn't healthy it's unhealthy to be [ __ ] skinny it's unhealthy to be a smoker it's unhealthy to be like are in parties right now smoking weed for your lungs drinking alcohol there's so many things but you're specifically talking fat people why because targeted enough we all speak i love we as a community yeah you're right speaking on their rehab no i'm part of the fat community now you're not though you're not even fat i'm part of that i am fat as a as a representative of the fat community you have a belly it's not fat you're not bad anywhere else there's no fatness to you listen that's the only thing but everyone has a belly when they eat moses has a belly when he eats and he's like 180. moses is a healthy weight i'm fat dude but he also eats me so why do i point out why am i specifically saying being overweight is unhealthy it's because everybody except the premise that smoking and drinking and like being anorexic or whatever is is very unhealthy but fat people there's this like there's i feel like there's this kind of like collective weird kind of like i'm there's like this collective delusion that you can be healthy and fat and it's not true that no one's saying that no i don't okay so so then holiday is like i'm so freaking healthy she does do i say that all i say is no you don't you're real you're real tess holliday thinks she's healthy bruh okay and by the way she goes and with peace and love to her like don't say it she but no but like she go out and she's doing these beautiful at any size things which is fine you could be into that but she airbrushed everything out and it's like talk about unrealistic beauty stanzas if you want to be beautiful at any size you better not start photoshop photoshopping all the [ __ ] like cellulite out and [ __ ] i'm my only fans i don't photoshop anything i think you're awesome for that okay but you are targeting you sorry i have a drink in my mouth the initial conversation was that you are true representative of the fat community you can't but you signalling out it's like awesome because okay fat people already have it hard enough so of course like when skinny people have a problem like of course everyone agrees on that but no one like calls them out for it you're calling fat people out because you're fat phobic you why don't you in that same token you can call no but there's don't you do you just do you disagree that there's this movement of like healthy at any time okay so then maybe maybe the premise of our argument do you think chris farley was like i'm healthy and big like no that's a new thing that movement didn't exist when chris am i crazy or is there a whole like healthy at every size thing can someone back me up on this get every size moses is giving me nods moses definitely doesn't know don't i mean you're not dan you better [ __ ] speak up don't i'll stop nobody is saying hey i'm fast okay okay so then okay okay good i agree look at how healthy okay good so maybe this is our fitness test okay we're on the same page people even i was like confused when you're like wow treasure really impressed me blinking a minute i'm like big ass fat people can do that that's not that hard it's not that difficult see you're not because you're like wow you can playing for a minute oh my god you act like i'm [ __ ] a whale like an orca like jesus no well first of all i thought you were out of shape okay i'm a dancer i danced on tour exactly so so it wasn't a fat phobic i didn't expect you could do it you think i'm not fat why no that's that's you being out of shape easy a planking okay so what does it say you say i'm not fat but i couldn't do it so what does that mean that means you're out of shape and that's what i thought about you and that's what i thought about you and i thought you were out of shape i'm fat but i'm in okay shape you're not fat and in bad shape so that just proved my point that doesn't matter how did that prove your point because you're saying not that i thought you couldn't you're blank because you are out of shape because i'm fat and a little fake and little children you only thought i was out of shape because i'm fat there was no other indicator to tell you that listen if the evidence if you take the evidence that is available to you okay i'm [ __ ] sherlock holmes and i'm looking up and down i'm saying that girl can't do a plank cause i'm fat that's fat phobic and that bad just drawing a conclu drawing a conclusion based on someone's weight does not make them fat phobic that literally is it we all make assumptions every day about different things because i'm unhealthy because i'm fat yes i can but i'm not like i can run i can go that's my point girl you just said you did the slowest smile world record slow smile walking do the last episode five miles at hermosa beach like i can i can walk all day long i have a good stamina that's why i'm so excited to get a treadmill like i have good stamina i can have sex for two hours can you no you don't even go on top that's what you told me look and i agree i'm fat and out of shape but you're a bet you're in better shape than me you're not fat and you're more unhealthy than me i well apparently so am i gonna get canceled am i did i say something really bad just tell me now oh it's break time so do me a favor let's do the ad cancel me after the ad get a biscuit and put some honey on it for why for the honey ad oh that ain't cute all right okay cancel me after that cancer me out i can't don't edit no i'm not i just i don't know if people can be mad at me i don't know either i don't know yeah i mean either i was like it was just like a car crash and then you don't know you just you think you're alive but we'll find out after the episode though all right let's do the ads and then we'll come back and talk about the real juice david dobrik and james charles don't be mad at me these guys actually did something wrong i was just making just making exceptions about that argue fat phobia is the worst of 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timing was so weird because they they dug up this clip of them talking about the seth prank back on the podcast it was like a total expose but they were like posting it on the fan channel i don't know if they were just trying to get views on it or what or what do you why do you mean it was a fan channel was the chat you know it's a fan channel okay well first of all this video there's like a views clip channel but it's not theirs no it was a fan channel how do you know it's a fan that could be a hater being like exposing these people i guess but at whatever it was just a clip channel where they were just like you know getting easier was it all scandalous clips no no no that's what i mean what was this titled it was david speaks on seth kissing jason prank and this is new they just uploaded it since they they just uploaded it like two days ago but it's the most compelling illuminating take on this whole thing and just so you know david's mcn did a strike did a mcm take down on this video like the day after we showed it in our podcast here i'll show you uh i have a screenshot yeah the new york times in a story on his new like app but not this i'm like of course they're like oh disposable whatever the [ __ ] it is and then it was like but he literally has all these like is this like actual assault too i could go to like there could be like a i don't know i hope there's something cause like like you're saying the only way to get through is like a lawsuit otherwise they just keep going like there's gonna be fans immediately after our podcast this clip you can you see it dan this video contains content from collab drm who has blocked it on copyright's ground now rem now mind you there's like thousands of clips on this channel none of which are being removed yeah of course it's just incriminating so but like dude how about you just acknowledge it instead of trying to sweep all this up are you going to show it of course i'm going to show it well why they are down it all fell off hey i got lawyers and i got money and i got nothing better to do oh my god i love this like david he's not going to take it i love this attitude i love it when you're this ethan where you're like let's do it listen nobody [ __ ] gonna silence me if there's one thing i don't back down from a fight especially one you're like a low-key boss like you are like i wish baby boss i look like a boss baby here right now no no but like i wish you would have included the clips of us going into rolls royce because you went in with like teddy fresh shorts and open can of soda and you walked into this rolls royce place and i was like those kind of boss right now because we're supposed to be like at ogar you want to be like more like you know dress nice to be like you know we're respectful here but you're just like don't give up no are we not supposed to say that no i don't care i'm just like who i don't care about these people you literally and you also didn't see the car it was like i'll take it i was like oh my god boss okay i'm glad i impressed you hey it was that was really cool i was like wow okay but when it comes to people like my last lawsuit was all about this guy who was trying to get me to shut up when i was making fun of him i'm like this is not the way that this [ __ ] works and at the time i was dead broke but i still wouldn't back down and i ain't [ __ ] back numb from david that's for sure hell no wow you're the one who couldn't now i have money so he ain't [ __ ] he ain't gonna outspend me in the court no you're i think you're more baller than another matter no i don't think you are for sure no david's rich i know about you i know about your david has that like um no david's got that uh that qr code money was that dumb [ __ ] puzzle yeah david's got that crazy child lottery money he probably made so much money from that puzzle that's so [ __ ] what if we i bet you he made like 10 million dollars plus from that puzzle yeah maybe you're right i think we should market these frenemies little twinkies god i don't want to sell food do you know what a nightmare that is no but um sam and ian can be making that and delivering them i have an idea we sell each one for a hundred dollars but here's the here's the thing there's a tiny little piece of paper inside with a qr code and if you scan it you might win a hundred thousand dollars that's good i also thought well no i saw this in the comments you know it's so cringy too sorry to interrupt you but like logan paul and casey neistat and all these super rep reputable youtubers not reputable but okay i like casey he's a nice guy let's do it let's do a court case on him or what is it called contact let's not but anyway remember when he did the little cops was he a content cop yeah he where'd he go he just disappeared he's like bye no he didn't do spirit he's doing his thing i love ian god bless him oh his name is ian yeah is that t i never heard his name definitely not t everybody knows his name um so so um they were all they're all like oh david dobrik such a genius he's such a genius this thing he's this is such a good idea i'm like guys this is not a good idea it's just what you think of when you have literally like no when you are totally uh unscrupulous and you don't care about fleecing kids like this this puzzle is basically the analogy for david's puzzle is somebody who holding up a kid by his legs and jiggling money out of their pocket but that just from my point he said because we all know logan paul is gummy and has no moral ground obviously with the code that's stopping you thought of it okay but then you were saying no casey i like casey but if casey is also co-signing a logan paul and david dobrik saying this isn't genius i mean just bad it shows you no mentality he made him he made it misogynistic if he's female he cannot talk to you he will look the other way and just talk to david jason and anyone else in the room with the female right i was thinking okay okay let me ask you this films i was gonna ask casey neistat and the vlog squad at the steamy okay wait wait wait wait wait wait who do you hate more jacks phil jackson's okay just making sure no but i think he would jump at a table you already worked do you have a whole enemy list of people who just didn't look at you that table specifically i don't remember okay yeah that [ __ ] went down you opened a grudge man the shorty awards in new york city 2018 or 2019 or whatever year 2018 it was everything it was awful but anyways casey neistat is misogynistic i'm just saying that because he didn't look at you no because i would talk to him and he literally ignored literally ignored he was just like so maybe he didn't hear you six different times i can count six different times david's christmas party where we have the giant wrapping presents i can count the shorty awards i can count so many times for tonight conversation with him and he literally would not acknowledge me if jason was like this is my girlfriend trish never acknowledged me never was like hi no i swear on my life oh okay what happened wait what happened what did you just remember i can't you better tell it right now girl i'm gonna flip this [ __ ] table i'm gonna smash this set i'm gonna tear these curtains down information and you don't want it i didn't get it i'm respecting it but oh yeah don't go there i was so pissed when you did it i was like are you kidding me i think you said it to me what about the mystery text because i mentioned it on the last show i was like i got these crazy texts no no no no no no no no no no i got these crazy about me i know can i say what the text said without saying his name hold on let me just preface this i said i got these crazy texts from somebody so unexpected like i have never received texts like this before it was like [ __ ] you you're a douchebag now you really can't say who else can i but then can i just say my part of it and i won't say this everybody voted unanimously do not say the name that's [ __ ] if someone came at me like that are you kidding me that's what i thought are you kidding me like that's worse you're saying it privately like okay if you say it out loud you want like beef clout whatever but you're saying this to me privately are you kid are you [ __ ] kidding me i feel like it was so unwarranted i just i don't know why it was so what and the stuff about me in it i was just like oh like who are you that was uncalled for trying to say my little part okay okay no there he said or this person said he was like oh sorry i don't watch your show aka the trisha paytas image rehabilitation show i'm like okay bitter like i'm sorry the whole internet's not just [ __ ] on me all the time like he was so bitter first of all obviously you watch it if you know my image has been rehabilitated thank you very much but second of all i was just like what why is he so aggressive about he was so aggressive about it i mean aggressive towards you the other side oh my god he was so and he would apparently he was mad okay i don't give about too much information then you guys will figure it out i saw people trying to guess though don't try to guess because then that just that just i don't want to no because i don't want because there's a lot of wrong guesses do you know what i mean and i don't like that there was one one day i'm going to spill it i'm going to be like a time bomb i'm going to [ __ ] spill this tea one day because i get it it's just in me and it's been in me ever since you sent me those text messages uh one day i'm just gonna actually well i wish i shouldn't have said that maybe i'll say it one day don't you get a clickbait your own [ __ ] now you give away my tea it's not even your tea to spill i did it on the second channel the one you don't know how to find so you'll never see it do a [ __ ] all crazy ass thumbnail but like but he was mad because you called him fat apparently remember he said that i know you don't kind of say i apologize that no i was you know what i get it it does no you just gave it away can i apologize for saying he's fat i feel like it's funny just to leave that one clue that's it that's one clue can i apologize that on that on that note can i just apologize to him because i feel like i shouldn't to the person we're not aiming yeah okay okay no because i think this is sincere no no no i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i am not saying it dan okay okay but seriously don't cut this out because i want to say like i do like that obviously like you know how we call each other fat it's fine like when you call each other fat and your friends and you're cool like that's our thing but i think like i start thinking that way like oh you can just call people fab because it doesn't mean anything to me truly it doesn't mean anything to me fat is fat whatever so i do apologize like love is love it clearly it clearly triggered him and you know what i haven't seen you in years you're probably not as fat as i remember that's that bad or no well i don't know that it's necessarily good i'm sorry i hurt your feelings and triggered you like i don't want to trigger anyone right i haven't seen him in years [Music] i'm probably fatter than you just i'm probably fatter than him and he's taller than me i'm sure okay sorry i think that squashes it i think i'm i'm listening i'm hearing ila's voice right now yelling at me for a while did i do this but i didn't i didn't do anything i didn't ask for this he he texted me out of the blue and he sent me twitter dms at the same time because i didn't i didn't answer his twitter dm right away so he texted my personal [ __ ] phone number by the way oh did you hear something yeah okay oh my god the fatties are coming for me they told me to cancel me i told you they're stomping around upstairs like t-rex that happened with susan summer she was she was doing a show when someone came into her house in a gated community did you see that no she was doing a live and some guy just came into her house she goes who are you here you shouldn't be here uh yeah moses you've got to get moses yeah he's on it yeah he's he's not that's why he's here he's a security are you armed he can't um okay what are you saying okay no no no no no now i'm in his breath he messaged and then he texted me i haven't talked to this guy in years okay years and then he texts off like [ __ ] you douchebag how dare you this and that he told me have a good life yeah that was that was really weird i was like i've been having a good life i haven't talked to you in years i just had to like bumble hookups that like don't want to talk to me anymore they like [ __ ] me never talk to me again i'm like how are they live like that's what i say to them anyway but like i'm not gonna show the text but this was like paragraphs and paragraphs and paragraphs and like i was like dude and my response initially was like are you okay like this seems odd i feel like we barely like i've definitely been like don't like this guy but like casually like i say with everybody like i don't like you like whatever you know what i mean but this it was weird it was odd it was it was strange and also like i feel like we didn't really mention too much of him other than like whatever now every okay that's all i'll say with peace but apparently okay we gotta go back to david are we gonna get to bryce out the end or can i just say something real quick so what did bryce come on the show and then you guys never responded all right oh i didn't see that bryce hall wants to come on the show oh you think he wants to fight me because last time i challenged him to a fight he was trying to get in the same room as me in the dm's did you read the screen he's definitely gonna try to fight me if we bring him up no he said i don't hate you guys i just want to explain what was wrong he's a little [ __ ] he's gonna come and bring a cat back i love that though him trolling the media you're gonna bring a cat bag and be like um here's a put you're a [ __ ] here's your cat okay i gotta go hey i saved the receipt i gotta go return that at ralph's he did ask for your address so no he did it no i don't believe that but did he ask for my address he said what's the addie i started too i said she's screaming recordings it's not like i guess i don't know if that's okay i guess it's fine you didn't send him my address no i stopped responding because i didn't know if you really because i was you didn't send him my address yeah i did then i put your name at the gate i was like you know what right now is coming shut up what is tick-tock collab though maybe he did that for though like he's like wow these old people probably want clout watch me dm them and then say yes no he definitely he definitely thinks he's like doing a troll a galaxy brain where he's going to show up and try to fight me remember when he that's kind of everything i mean if i if i have so like if we go okay come and i have like some huge samoan dude who will like body slam him like standing behind the curtain and he doesn't know he's there and he tries to get tough with me this huge simone will come and [ __ ] face plant yeah good idea dan if bryce hall like punched you that's a clip yeah yeah it's a good clip but especially if i have a secret samoan who's going to come body flash take the punch that's funny this is not funny i'll i don't want to take a punch i would take a punch for a clip i'm not going to get out played by bryce hall if he's gonna come here and try to give me the l i'm gonna have ten [ __ ] samoans i think you give him too much credit i really do listen i'm not a fighter i'm i can't beat up anybody i'm a fighter let alone a little roided ass [ __ ] little eight-year-old 18 year old i'm a bryce house i i'm coming around to bryce hall he reached out he made an effort to clear his dude he's galaxy braining he wants to come fight me for sure first i had to look up his age james charles i had to look at his age before i even responded i was like let me just make sure this guy's like 18 because moses said that he's like how old is he i'm like you know let's look this up how old is he 21. he's 21 yeah at 21 is like legal enough you know so dan should i invite him on him if i have like 12 simones hidden behind the curtain yeah you guys are not about it hey look even it comes to trellis iconic love that i want to see his trolling cause remember when he's like joining the media with that girl that no one knew no but his trolling isn't funny he just watched the fight i love watching people but it's not it's not funny when he when he comes over and it's like honey it's not because he doesn't allow calm he's just like he just wants to fight but that's funny okay bryce you're invited over bryce's all just trying to hit you i'm gonna have 12 samoans planted all over this house they're going to [ __ ] tear you apart like please don't come up what was it called back in the day when they were like tearing them apart by limbs quartering or something yeah yeah i'm gonna have i'm gonna have 12 big ass simone's drawing quarter here as well you only need four for that so oh my god i love that we're gonna need 12 samoa all right yeah yeah jason momoa he's the mom you think he'll come on the show uh yeah yeah all right so let's watch this video we just we can't even think david will come on the show david i think there was maybe a time where who would but that [ __ ] was definitely sales okay i'm still like bitter that like i still want to be in their front group and that's why nobody thinks that nobody i nobody should think that let's watch i just want to watch this club because we're not getting anywhere there's been an hour we haven't even talked about really on the show said that but okay no i'm saying i don't i don't think i hope and pray to god that people don't think that because it's so ridiculous okay let's watch this here oh let's talk about this everything's happy but today we pulled the prank it proves everything even worse than i thought and by the way i can't get over how jason goes wit listen to jason let's talk about this what really made me happy what to do i feel bad for jason he's such a little background he's like a eunuch you know what that is like from game of thrones where they chop their dick off totally him yeah that's the vibe he's like so neutered david nick yeah eunice total eunuch they chop the dick and the balls off so they can't have kids and so they can't be committed to their work that's literally him with david like david has his dick there you go cool shout out oh let let's talk about this what really made me happy today we pulled a prank on oh on my friend seth oh it's great yeah yeah and now you can talk about it it's probably the best prank i've ever i've ever pulled on anyone in my opinion it was we have this scary mask that we've been pranking people with and it's just a scary mask and everyone knows that that it's it's a mask and i told him i told seth hey man i want to do this bit it's like a dream sequence where you where you make out with the masked guy and it just looks like you're dreaming and you're making out with an old man because the mask makes you look like an old man and i'm like karina's going to be in it and karen is a girl in my vlogs and he's like and he's he thinks karen is really attractive so kind of like the hot girl in david's vlogs yeah so so he's like so he's like yeah i'm totally down and i'm like yeah seth just don't hold back you can make out as much as you want have as much tongue as you want just keep so that to me is first disturbing thing is that he encouraging seth to make out and go for it and use tong as much right right right you couldn't just do like a kiss prank yeah no he's like go for it it's karina you like her so that's number one creepy vibe and but what what seth didn't know is that i replaced corinna with jason so jason was under the mask and that's such a [ __ ] creep how he's like like dude how are you okay and like laughing and he's like it's like dude how old do you have anything i know so gross oh no like it makes me physically sick i think i like just because like they did so much like so much of this stuff like right or like seth is like one person forget about it but they did so much there's a kid in the vlog's name jonah he'll never speak out on him because he's still friends and like up their ass or whatever he's like he's on their videos still though yeah he's the best go ahead go ahead say it i don't mean that to make it away yeah he's fat but like he's in love they put him in peace and up they put him in so many like really bad positions like dangerous missions they would have him like flash people and like he wouldn't want to like he flashed me like i did not want to see his penis like his penis what would they make they did he'd be like jonah pull your pants down and people would just like laugh like like he did it and like jonah would be like weird oh my god he's why is he that's like sexual i didn't want to see it i got flash i never asked for it i was like and then there was like a bit where like uh it's joe was like sunbathing it was like david or someone else and they were like naked and like i'm like they were constantly like flashing people but jonah did a lot and i was just like how is that okay like exposing yourself like it's so crazy so anyways the point is like watching this makes me physically sick because they thought it was so funny and the the worst part about this is even when i came out with my [ __ ] about like brandon dating a 17 year old they wanted me to apologize like if you just apologize to david and brandon like everything will be okay and i was like apologize for what like it was it was always that mentality dude i literally it's so sick these two guys after listening to this it gives it goes on it gets worse and worse everyone everyone in the room's like this isn't going to work everyone doubted you yeah yeah everyone brandon corinna like this isn't going to work this is stupid because of the size difference because the size about six feet another important thing was that people were saying this he was in on it there was no way it could be real because of the size difference like for people were saying they thought seth was in on it because and because of the size difference so and they that's what people who are accusing seth of lying yeah but he walks in but i'm just saying that the fact that they acknowledge that here proves once again what we all know is that this is this was that seth was not in on this right yeah i mean yeah that's clear and then the bit starts going and seth is there sitting on the couch jason walks in as karina he's not speaking obviously sits next to her seth leans in and as he's leaning in i'm like [ __ ] yeah i got it it's game over it's in the bag i sit down i put my hand i put my hand on seth's knee and i put my hand behind his back and start rubbing his back and squeezing his knee wait what and then he just just leans in and just goes at it i slip him the tongue first this is also a common thing that jason keeps saying with all these jokes with tana it was a joke with tana like i leaned in for the kiss and it was like a joke for the vloggers there was no cameras recording like it's constantly just saying like oh i put my hand on his back and that's like not part of the gag that's not okay so jason says he put his hand on his knee on his back and he slipped him the tongue first do you know how disturbing that is so once again they put seth in the situation they tricked him and jason made the first move by putting his tongue into his mouth you know seth said something interesting in the interview with him he thinks that and it made it even kind of worse for him in a way is that he thinks jason was getting sexual gratification from this i don't doubt it which is like seth is right that makes it more disturbing i mean it's already disturbing if it happened like and it happened twice not that it needed to happen but if he said like i put my hand on his d it back like anyone who's doing like a kissing prank i don't even know it's like a thing but like if you when you're doing that like it's not like you do everything else with it like that's not part of it that wasn't the thing david said up like okay we're gonna have you caressing like it's cresting his leg his thigh that does sound like taking advantage of being in a prank like that was the thing like oh it's for the vlog so it's okay like right that's their justification for literally anything yeah like i was saying with the tana thing too when he like kissed her for the vlog even though there's no cameras he's like he he uses the excuse like oh it's for the vlog when in reality he just wanted to like be a perfect here see here here's where it really works i say oh it's for the podcast i bleached my hair right for the podcast i shave off my eyebrows for the podcast sexually it's back it up backward i can't say that essay right dan thank you youtube i can't say i have to say essay that's not something you can do for a gag is my point yeah this is a gag right assaulting someone not a gag yeah i think that's probably thank you something everyone agrees on yeah thank you i mean you would think that there would be something in your brain especially jason being like nearly 50 years old with kids where you'd be like okay i have a mask on i'm slipping my tongue down the student's throat i'm touching him in sexually suggestive ways they would think like with no consent of course no consent would they would think like this there's something about this that i should not be doing he doesn't think that at all like even when our situation happened he literally still was just like brandon did nothing wrong with dana miner you're being crazy like this is there's nothing wrong with any of this like he kept saying that to me like i was the water and i was just like like he doesn't think he did anything wrong he had another incident with like an 18 year old like after we had broken up and like she had dm or whatever and he's just like there's nothing wrong with it she's 18 she's not it's like like there was a situation and i'm not gonna say because it's not my story as hell but it was just like he doesn't get it like it just he doesn't get it who do you think's more to blame in the situation david or jason or equally i think it's equal blame obviously he's doing this stuff for david and stuff but i do think jason is getting something out of it in all honesty i really do i know he like i know because no one else would do this unless you've got some sort of gratification especially going that far it's one thing for david to be he took it way too far yeah and the way he talks about it he wasn't like ew he was like yeah he's like it was great it was one like it was i slipped the tongue like why are you saying those details like that like it's also just like why would you oh i just but in a way it is like the cult of david so how i see it is like david is obviously adolf hitler right and jason is just following orders kinds of vibe you know what i mean right right sorry i thought you're gonna be like he's like the ava is like i don't think ava commit i don't think i don't know much about ava just like sucking a dick is what i meant like sucking david's day oh but he's actually doing crimes he's like he's like in the concentration camps you know what i mean which one oh one of the good ones one of the really prolific ones jason jason's a nazi concentration camp killer is this a schindler's list reference i'm just making an analogy because a lot of the okay so world war ii trivia a lot of the guards who committed mass genocide said we were just following orders right so that's like a famous kind of pro proverb of i was just following right so so david is adolf hitler right because when we and jason is let's say well goebbels is he's hard to yeah he's just he's a he's a concentration camp uh killer he's a he's a mass murderer jason and he was just following orders he's like you with me and gloria yes exactly yeah thank you so okay okay great like with tongue they start making out and at this point we're like five seconds in and i'm like this is it this is what i wanted i got what i wanted i'm out like we can end this and i'm like seth seth like i'm ready to talk he's coming now he's coming into my mouth with his tongue so hard you could tell his tongue is did he grab my ass he grabbed your ass he grabs jason's ass cause he thinks it's corinna at this point the poor dude probably has a boner and he's really making out with jason and i'm like seth seth seth and i'm trying to get him to stop but he thinks it's part of the bit and he keeps going for 25 seconds literally i'm not over exaggerating it's in the vlog 25 seconds making out with this guy and i'm like i i literally i think i looked up to the ceiling and i'm like god what did i do to deserve such a beauty and i'm oh yeah wait what because what does that mean he was like oh this is such a good moment for my video he wasn't thinking about like you know seth he was just like score great moment for my video it's like dude if you were worried about going that long you could have stopped it at any minute and jason by the way you sick [ __ ] you could have pulled away too yeah why didn't he if the gag was done exactly please stop and then meanwhile he's like got his tongue down his throat he's sitting there going david call it please yeah i'm sure you're dead wasn't there the situation with greg paul like kissing girls and they thought yeah it's the same so everyone i'm gonna give credit to creepshow art for doing a video she called him the jake paul light and nobody was really giving david [ __ ] because there was so much like hoopla around jake paul and logan ends up being like the scandalous ones but this is the exact same thing it actually like it's worse it's worth it yeah you're right it's actually worse and it's just like how i mean the great one was pretty creepy but but this is worse i mean could be i mean i feel like the severity of it and like the amount and they knew his background and how this would damage him and where he came from and like which they get which they get into which i think is the most important part about this video which we'll cover it's going on and on and it is so aggressive like they're making out like super aggressive and then i call karen into the room and karen is standing right next to me by the way notice how he acknowledges that he could end it any time and he did when he called karina into the room right so it was up to david when it ended and he ended it after you know 30 seconds enough to thoroughly humiliate seth like seth seth and then seth finally lets up after 25 seconds of making out jason and he sees karina and he just [ __ ] loses it yeah it was great it was my favorite it was so perfect and i feel so bad and it's just it's it's awful because poor guy had to go through that and his friends are probably gonna chew him out for that for the next like three five years of his life boom done closed case he knew exactly what he was doing wait it gets even worse it gets even worse so he said this is uh yes i've seen it did you have you talked to him yeah i talked to him i was like i was just setting my condolences and i just i feel like because people have called him a liar and called him a cloud chaser and all these terrible things for trying to talk about this for so long that i just he hadn't no he didn't know about this clip before it started circulating but like just so you know i want you to see this so that you know that everything you felt was right right right right and that it proves everything he said that's so crazy and even when he was like when he said there was a racial component it was like you're like it could it's like it could be it could be but like it's hard to know like is there a racial component to this but like they say it and so yeah i even you know listen to this part well as seth tells it the homosexuality is not so accepted in his where he comes from that's from compton dude's kissing dudes is not so excited that's from compton so it's like the perfect like these straight dudes kissing literally the perfect setup like a guy from compton and i made a makeout with another older man it's good he was angry as he could be the way you speak about david's vlog is like you guys admitted to heaven like i was like you made it like what air time it's so weird i didn't hear that part that's so gross to me these people are so oh yeah they justify it by saying he got good air time he got humiliated but then seth also tells them that he's like uncomfortable like yeah he was like he was mad about it or whatever like that it's like if he tells you uncomfortable he doesn't want in the blog like and he's still listening listen to what david says right here listen it gets him it gets him some air time seth was really gets uh initiated into the vlog he was as angry as he could have been but he really couldn't he was like angry as he could have been i'm so [ __ ] well and then the fact that they go they it proves it was racially motivated because when seth was telling the story i was like why did they call you because he's like i just got back from the airport i was going home i was tired he wasn't with them and then david specifically calls me and tells me to come over so i was like why are they targeting you specifically and then he says here it was a perfect setup because he's from compton where homosexuality isn't accepted and we knew that it would be especially bad for him a black man from compton because kissing dudes as jason said isn't accepted there it's [ __ ] so like just like hate crimes for him and stuff like that like if he like goes back or people see it or whatever like that like it's so dangerous yeah and then seth had to move to a new state he literally moved out of state that's and they did it to him again twice with gorillas and now we know that there's racial motivation and then he set him up the second time with a bunch of gorillas and like it's being it's so [ __ ] up dude it's so fun it's so [ __ ] up it's unforgivable david needs to answer this this [ __ ] is [ __ ] up like apologize for it first of all like that could be the first step the fact that he's blocking taking down like just carrying on life like completely normal it's like insane it's insane first of all oh seth an apology for letting everybody call him a clout chasing goblin and a liar and all this ball and maybe let your like dumbass audience know like hey this is not cool because they're still attacking son now saying then they put on me like oh you know trisha that has nothing to do with me but these people are so warped and like their brain so like david needs to address and be like this is wrong like this is [ __ ] up so they're his fans you're right it's crazy that's all he has to say but then like the racial component once he admits to that it's it's like oh and then here's the best part you know what this video i was gonna leave this and let it go but when this video surfaced for me it made everything so much worse and then if it does to make things even better david's going on a no bullying tour literally a [ __ ] no bullying tour oh my god it's [ __ ] nuts he's he's on the poster of a no hate tour so it's like one thing to like not taking apart really apologize but now you're gonna be like hey here's how not to bully what someone gets so angry at you and so wait did they i don't know if they were moved to oh you know he's here he's still here all cute with his tongue out put your tongue in your [ __ ] mouth okay well i think that's the least of our problems well well okay that's a good point true david dobrik is still on the no hate tour who literally made is made famous by being a [ __ ] bully and uh and assaults people on camera thanks no hate hey guys not respecting any consent if someone's like i don't want that in the vlog and put it in like anyways like just absolutely and no boundaries no consent nothing like that's i tweeted out i thought it was pretty good you told me you rate this tweet i said sending david dobrik on a bowling prevention tour is like sending me around the world to teach people how to lose weight i mean honestly it makes more sense because you are losing weight so he has not stopping the hate enough he's not allowing people to keep spreading the hate but i don't know that i'm necessarily the person to teach anyone you're more capable because you're trying to lose weight he's not even trying he's not behaving okay let me rethink this analogy encourage the hate let me rethink this analogy sending david dobrik on an anti-bullying tour is like um is like sending adolf hitler out to preach uh religious tolerance hitler's dead right okay so he can't go on a tour good point that's it i'll keep thinking okay i've never heard that last part oh oh no wonder their fans are still like trisha's bitter and also like that because they themselves are saying it's good because you got air time for the vlog oh what kind of rationale is that oh it's the most cynical it's the most cynical [ __ ] up rationale ever it proves that david sees people as pawns in his [ __ ] like there's a hierarchy and there's pawns and like no and depending on how game you are and how willing to debase you are that's how you move up like jason is the most he has no pride he has no he has no filter he's willing to debase himself in the most sinister [ __ ] up demeaning ways possible and so he's his golden boy of course yeah of course of course that's so insane oh my god that's so crazy okay so confused so then there's a whole nother thing is that i was looking at his new episode of views because i saw like on some of his tick tocks people were like yo you need to address the says thing and then i'll go back and all of them were gone and then i went to his podcast and there was no comments about seth and i and it will just make me feel bad because it's like i'm trying to i'm doing so hard to do awareness and and get some justice yeah but so we did some tests on his video because i suspected he was blocking words yeah and so oh my god here we have a we have a um did he block seth's name he didn't block seth's name because i think that would be too obvious but what he did block i have a list here okay so we went to so here's here's how we conducted this test because youtube has its own filtering out of words and we want to make sure that it was david and not youtube so we left a word on his and if it didn't go through we went to our own channel and then saw sophie went through so for example kiss and kissing are blocked out of his uh straight up blocked from his chat so he's being sneaky about it oh right because if you want you can say seth but kiss and kissing is blocked is he deleting the comments or no it's automatic is being removed but by the way so you go maybe that's youtube we went to our own channel and wrote that and it did go through oh really so he is blocking and then there was more we did a bunch of tests but um yeah you can see when you go to the issue podcast and type does not get removed oh my gosh it's pretty crazy wow so he's just like deleting things deleting tick tocks and yeah filtering out comments and stuff wow um just like wow wait hold on i saw this really um this guy has the best tick tock ever oh my god did you just cough on a cheeseburger jonah you fat [ __ ] you so people oh my god he's just always called people like fast no hey bro so what is that what's that considered um there's more by the way more clips servicing from his podcast which is a treasure trove now so here they are this one's personal to you trisha me yes talking about when again it it it prov it's crazy you know yesterday i feel like people think you're exaggerating when you talk about how you were having sex with jason and and and david was in the bathroom oh right yeah here they describe the entire situation in full detail yes i felt so bad for today an old clip from the podcast you ready for this i don't know we showed up yesterday to vernon hills and i i felt so bad for david because we were with him for like a minute and we just immediately started fighting about something oh yeah oh i should say this we were i was i told jason that i was going to scare trisha in her hotel room when they got there so he called in the front desk and he goes hey give david over an extra key when he comes and i got there and they gave me the key and i'm hiding in the hotel room i hide in the bathroom like in the shower i'm waiting for them and they [ __ ] start having sex like as if jason did you forget no i just got so turned on i just that was weird and i and i was like oh my god he's i i thought you were gonna have sex like the entire time and just finished right just to like just to have that be like the joke and i was like please don't do it please don't do it and then and then she ended up coming to the bathroom fully naked okay so they just ah people are so dramatic saying oh she's in on it whatever she was close they literally just said on their [ __ ] podcast which by the way okay what this really paints jason as a complete [ __ ] sexual deviant like david's like why did you do this when i was in the bathroom right he's like oh i was just i didn't forget you were there i was just turned on like i'm sorry what and he specifically said can you go get me a clinic in the bathroom that's how he went into the bathroom he's like okay so like he like knew to like put me in there like completely naked he could have been like oh he put a like on or something right it was what is wrong with these people dude how do you and then yeah yeah it's just because you're telling these stories it sounds so fantastic but then they're they're admitting to the whole [ __ ] thing on their podcast crazy that's insane that's so nuts and i just but the thing is like like literally they just keep ignoring it and just goes away like it's insane like i'm so glad we keep talking about it because it's just like so insane to not even say oh sorry i apologize here's you crying after it happened i don't know if you remember this yeah everything okay yeah what was that on uh everybody's just taking up all this [ __ ] is everything after that incident like you will not find me in a vlog january 2019 because i would that would happen december 2018. you want me to find me in a vlog january 2019 because i i said i was like that's the first time ever that i said i was like besides the tana stuff uh it was the first time i said like i don't want that in the vlog i'm uncomfortable with it i was like crying jason went back to boston i supposed to go with him and i went back i stayed in illinois because i was like i'm not going back like that's [ __ ] crazy i was so pissed and like i wasn't in david's vlog forever when jokes about it on the podcast you know it's crazy okay so here's how little anything matters anymore so we were complaining that nobody covered it okay so buzzfeed unilad insider pop cult i don't know who sports keita sorry i'm celeb secrets what the [ __ ] are these websites buzzfeed's big yeah but no some of these are really big distract the five film daily yada yada philip defranco covered it and um and and he still despite that and us talking about it he's had been faced with so little accountability that he's still on the no hate no bowling tour like not even the no bowling tour is willing to say we are not comfortable having someone committing on camera twice that's crazy that's crazy yeah wow i'm so good that's so confusing on so many levels you know oh my god there's a um they'll just continue to get away with it which is crazy it's crazy when the when even the no hate tours were unwilling to step in then i mean all hope is lost they're like yes he has made a career out of bowling but i i what is the deal with this no hate war what are they are they making money like like what like what the what is happening i don't know i also feel like i'm going on a hate tour no we don't want to spread hate no no no no no i'm starting a tour we're going global the hate tour who are we hating on david don't break no hate i'm a [ __ ] i am a world class hater i'm not a hater oh yes you are i think he needs to get rid of jason on the podcast right of him completely because that's a liability because he is a sexual deviant that's inappropriate david enables everything he does i think just jason well he will i tell you what he'll he'll cut him off real quick like jason's a dead weight i'm sorry but dave david enables all this behavior i totally agree he's the cult leader like nick big nick said oh for sure for sure jason is jason does everything just to make daddy david happy i totally believe that too it's just there is some weird thing there that he keeps him along because he adds absolutely no value to the podcast that's the only thing we have going for them right now i was like oh there's something between them there's something like weird that he's holding on to jason because jason everyone says like jason's like doing nothing on this podcast he literally says oh and the new one yeah it's sad it's sad what he did before jason i mean that's literally what was that what are you calling you know that's literally the definition of a unit sitting there with no he needs to be on the couch they have a move aside a tiny little chair you know what they should do they should just get him a dog house that he can like lay in yeah with a collar just get rid of the chair [ __ ] it just give him a little dog house with the opening you could just see his head like at the doghouse unleashed he has leash and okay we're going to talk about james charles now and for this story because i feel like it's so it's serious enough it warrants me wearing this hat are you doing that to like hydra we're having a yeehaw moment you look dope you really like this yeah it's cool you should go out somewhere in your rolls royce i look like such a blow like such a wannabe like kid rock or some [ __ ] you look like a jewish rapper like you and little dicky could have an album together you look dope i'm just looking at myself in the you look cool you look cool don't say that can you sing a boy band do you know any in sync um or wait wait wait how's it going what's the nc song which one which one anyone any one i um come on treasure you got nothing i never wanted that's right [Music] that was good we should do i do have crazy boy band vibes because a lot of these are just timberlake of course that's the vibe you're going for today a lot of the guys in boy bands are like not that handsome but they try really hard they like do everything possible like you're more of a joey than a justice exactly yeah joey it's like you're not that you're not really hot but he tries his best cute book in comparison to the others like he's like he doesn't really fit and joey's last name was fatone and it's spelled fat one f-18 is it really yeah you know he's a really successful like producer now oh is he he like produces impractical jokers he's like really yeah should we get him on the show for sure i love jeffy this is such a fat one poor thing was always like oh is that a mug shot what is that i don't think that's a mug shot trisha dude's jesus you're like a mix yeah you're like a joey photo i love being fat one i'm ethan what a horrible last name yeah yo that's gonna be my rap name fat one oh that sounds like a choke or something i found one i got a fat one yeah all right we're talking about james strong thank you girl you look good oh thank you for a friend of me we should do like a sing-off competition like who's the better like performer i love that idea really well hold on that doesn't mean anything i mean hello i've heard you sing it's not i'm better than you well let's prove it okay i mean you could should we get like a casting director like a broadway casting director or something like hear our voices who's the better talent the dancing yeah i mean we should have a a panel for sure but uh he might do it his fault i absolutely think we should have a singing competition i get really nervous when i like okay but yeah all right so james charles anyway i got my hat on let's be serious for a minute james charles for like the 1 billionth time is being exposed for messaging underage boys on snap let's see he was outed by this one kid who's 16. here let's just watch his video now how many times does this happen i mean people keep giving james charles the slide this has gone way too [ __ ] far the fact that he like he admitted to this friday and this morning was just like good morning everyone yeah as if like you didn't just like literally commit a crime you literally can't send nudes to minors like like that's crazy that's and this is not the first time this means when there's a repeated pattern of behavior it's no longer like like i said this in my video i'll say it again like this and i know this from a therapist point of view right like if it happens once you get called out you know you learn from your mistakes you [ __ ] up you're like [ __ ] dude but if it's a repeated pattern yeah this individual is an actual sick person and that's fine but they either need help restriction or like a label to not be on tick-tock to not be on these things where there's children because clearly he has predatory behaviors where he self-admittedly on the logan paul said that he likes young looking boys like he likes you i have all that here okay but i i totally agree it's like he has gotten in trouble with this narrowly escaped being canceled and he still can't help himself from doing from sending inappropriate soliciting sending nudes to to children and so he's a predator it's insane and how he sells a tick tock same way with the lopez brothers like how do they take talk he's a [ __ ] predator being shown that through that app through snapchat or whatever through tick tock they've like met these young kids this guy is like after this let's watch the video but he's a predator like there's no there's no debating it there's no debate he's just straight up a predator here so trigger warning i will be talking about grooming and james charles so if you get triggered by any of those keep scrolling but if not watch this i love the insinuation of just james charles alone is triggering i mean he is are you kidding me he's like uh grooming trigger warning grooming and james charles it's synonymous now seriously james charles triggers me oh we'll trigger warning james charles we have to give him james at the beginning of the episode he should probably do trigger points on the 17th uh james charles snapped me on snapchat he added me back because i had snapped him a while ago just like a fan to influence her conversation i was excited because he's my biggest influence influencer-wise and he i've always looked up to him so i was excited to get his message back i don't have a lot of time so i'm going to post proof of it right now this is the notification that i got when he snapchatted me first and just for further proof he deleted the chat i don't know what he deleted but that's me opening his snapchat i went into the bathroom and i guess he saw the bathroom light so he started making the conversation very sexual and made me really uncomfortable and i'll post some of the stuff that he sent me now you can't see it because it's blurry because i took it on my ipad because i didn't want him to see that i screenshotted it but i'll post it right now wait let me read by the way what a creep he's sending this photo of himself to a 16 year old fan here he says he was pleasuring himself the whole time and wanted nude pictures of my body for his pleasure that is started making the conversation very sexual and made me really uncomfortable and i'll post some of the stuff that he sent me now you can't see it because it's blurry because i took it on my ipad because i didn't want him to see that i screenshotted it but i'll post it right now okay first of all what is wrong with you dude he goes he goes pause now i've been trying i've been trying to pause it you made it two little frames with peace and love thank you for coming forward though he says he said i bet you can make me finish by just flexing and showing off your hair body hair haha without even taking your dick out yeah holy [ __ ] pink is body hair i actually didn't read this oh really yeah but there's a lot of people that have come out with like he want armpit pictures wait guys he this is it this is a 16 year old let's get it let's go get them who oh we're like the swat team i don't know we got him we're like dog the body hunter and beth r.i.p we got him he's asking for nudes from a six-year-old where's chris hansen ladies and gentlemen we got him have a seat right over here james i mean what the [ __ ] what's the question what's the question what are we waiting i guess he has to okay so update to this this guy like seven minutes or seven minutes prior to us filming said that he was going to the police today oh no i don't know because he also yeah he should at this point i think people are scared they don't think anything's going to be done or you know people have money so they're scared to go dude where's chris hanson doing an alicia documentary that no one cares about like you should probably be focusing on bro james charles is a way bigger scoop all right i'll be james charlotte would you james we could just have that put your ass sit right here do we get christy it's not chris answered me on the show he did a whole documentary on youtube yeah he's desperate i always got weird vibes from christmastime he stopped a lot of rounders well i feel i don't know that his heart was in it for the right reasons you know what i mean i think if it's not at least some good was done there's predators being stopped online who else is gonna take that much medication to do it honestly that was good i'm mixed on chris yeah the nissan stuff was a little i didn't even go with them anyway um let's keep watching yeah chris hanson get him i'm pro chris han whatever it takes bro i just want to see swat team coming down from the roof roof everywhere lasers and [ __ ] and james rose hello james charles was like sister snap hi sisters to the swat team what does happen though in this situation does he get arrested does he get a slap on the wrist is he gonna find because this is what the it depends he said um going look yeah you're a predator bro he said um 16 year old boy who accused james charles sexting him last week is going to the police he later said in a video the police are going through his phone currently not i love how meanwhile james charles is like good morning sisters like literally being like what was the thing he said somebody like something so crazy like i don't know he's just like well this is pretty crazy right here i miss sundays okay okay you're gonna miss a lot of sundays where you're going there's like a really big issue with this this is not okay he's like yeah he's like dudes tonight let's keep going like and he's 16 like it's so so let's go after that and i'll post them now you dudes okay oh let's stop i was getting sent me to my radio yes okay they were body shaking got it yeah definitely oh don't send to miners yes yes he's sending it to miners unsolicited it's okay to body shame predators okay you did a whole 180 on that one quick okay if you're like as long as you're not body [ __ ] okay there's body shaming yeah if you're being disgusting to children you should be body shamed and more um can i body shame james yeah i mean he's just got a big fake ass he just looks like a [ __ ] creep and by the way you seen his outfit at coachella everyone's like oh queen go off i was like no that's a [ __ ] predator yeah don't be showing everyone you're asking that goes for girls and guys like that's a little much to show everybody please see you in jail bye and on instagram too one thing to be at coachella with it but then on instagram showing all your followers like it's just like a lot no safe for work not safe for work 18 plus caption on it right not safe for life more like right right he's a grown man and then he proceeds to say oh about even get to see the yeah meaning my body and after telling him like no like i'm not going to send it to you he kept on asking for pictures and videos of body hair and reflecting body hair he proceeded to ask to facetime me which i then said no to and then i asked why and this is what he said jesus christ i don't know what he said just watch you sh just watch you show off and look hot and [ __ ] ha ha it's his shoulder he says he wants no it's sad to say that i can't even look up my biggest influence the same again i've heard multiple stories about him doing this to people but you know yeah that's it but then so now of course that's like a slam dunk like okay bye chris hanson step in have a seat here's what he responded which is of course the most pathetic victim blaming bullsh not taking accountability [ __ ] off so much oh my god i hate i hate it okay so he says first of all don't you dare put a trigger warning you're the [ __ ] you are the trigger charles you need to put trigger warning james charles on your twitter handle also the note apologies is so oh my god he can go on tick tock and say all these things about me but like he can't talk one tick tock and say like hey take accountability for sending news to a 16 year old or put a sign on here i'm a predator like you don't you you're gonna kind of know like james charles should be forced to introduce himself to all of his neighbors as a sex criminal for sure oh for sure but that's i don't know how that's not even a thing how he doesn't have to register how's that not already one well here let's read his apologies that's crazy there's a video going around of me on tick tock and twitter of a guy calling me first of all a guy he's 16 years old let's not even try to pretend like he's older child a child a boy calling me a groomer and i want to address it right away the accusation that i have groomed this person is completely false last week i came across someone on my instagram explore page this was last week yeah okay listen how creepy this is last week yeah actually this was like so long ago like it lasted a week listening sorry he did this a week ago listen how creepy this is oh my god he came across someone on his explore page he clicked his profile saw that he followed him and then he added him to snapchat like if you're not trying to [ __ ] creep on this guy and by the way and by the way in his bio i think it was snapchat or instagram they show that it says he's 16. no yeah james is like sick like he's sick in the head so he's literally creeping on this guy and by the way yeah a lot of people follow you're really popular so like what were you what were you explain to me james charles were you just following this 16 year old boy just because i just wanted to check in with one of my fans and see how their life is is that how he was like like yeah he said he says i uh he says last week i came across someone on my instagram explorer page saw he followed me and added him on snapchat right like that is like textbook bye you're creeping on a six-year-old the way like guy like but it's even weirder because like that person's not even like reaching out to james like in a fan way like james yeah yeah he initiates he's initiating it so he says the next morning i woke up into several snaps from the person being excited i had him back of course saying he loved me and also lewd photos of himself in the shower i asked how old he was right away and he told me he was 18. so i started flirting back and the excitement of meeting someone i thought could be potentially great i didn't ask for a copy of his idea or password about any situation you're in where you need to be asking for a copy of id and password is means that you [ __ ] up already yeah like don't don't go further so we act so surprised that the guy responded it's like you literally went from instagram to snapchat the one platform that's basically made for predators yeah literally the creep on fans yeah followed him and then you're shocked that he was that he answered back to you that's so weird and but he's like someone who could potentially be great you're on snapchat oh yeah yeah oh he's looking to i thought i was gonna marry the guy in the excitement of meeting someone yada yada i didn't ask for id it's now clear based on the video he uploaded he was taking photos of me with another device and held had an ulterior motive from the beginning [ __ ] you followed him how long how are you going to accuse him of having an ulterior motive he's one of like 20 million people that follows you he's just sitting by his [ __ ] bedway well james charles is gonna follow me back any second now you followed him you [ __ ] creep liar [ __ ] predator [ __ ] you i hate him i hate him because the fact that he's even trying to frame it like he had ulterior motive from the beginning this literally doesn't make any sense dude you followed him on instagram and snapchat you pathetic predator [ __ ] oh my god knowing knowing this kid is okay he looks young i haven't i'll show you a photo after i'm done reading this it says he's 16 in his profile yeah it's also not hard like if you're doing that amount of research where they found a snapchat on instagram like you could find his age birthday or something or let's say you don't know his age for sure but you but you could definitely see he's young so let's just play it on the same side and not start sending news to someone who might be 18 and might be 17 and a half might be you creepy [ __ ] oh yeah even if someone sent me news like a guy to a girl like it's just like ew just like calm down for a second i love this thing about ulterior motives like i'm sorry dude if anyone had ulterior motives it was you trying to act like you were interested in this family really all you wanted to do was [ __ ] beat off to a child you [ __ ] yeah that's a mess up that's ulterior motives [ __ ] you dude chris hanson step in chris hanson kick this motherfucker's door down throw smoke throw a flashbang block this [ __ ] chris hansen now i'm team whoever is calling in the swat team on him may just police i don't know if the swat team needs to be involved i want smoke grenades and flashlights you don't want that you don't want it i want flashbangs on this [ __ ] hey dan why is there an image that says defamation on your screen were you trying to send me a message i'm gonna have like 10 defamation lawsuits after this episode with peace and love no nothing i'm saying is untrue later in the day he said so anyway later in the day later in the day he said a few things that made me question the validity of his original age answer and i asked him to convert his age again he admitted he was 16. i told him i was really uncomfortable and apologized for flirting but he insisted on continuing talking of course it's his fault this conversation is taking place saying it would be our little secret he's a fan of mine and would never tell anyone oh well he's 16 gyms so maybe you shouldn't even mention anything he said it's all your [ __ ] fault i told him i was wasn't okay with this he started getting upset and at this point i unfriended him we haven't spoken since i'm not victim blaming him yes you are i'm or victimizing myself yes you are simply sharing what happened and what happened was not okay after false allegations like this in the past are not false you admit that it's true i would never knowingly engage with anyone under age yeah knowingly it's easy to unknowingly do it when you don't ask or look or do any due diligence at all and put my life on the line for a few snapshots because of situations like this instead of taking someone's word for it i now will ask to see the idea of passport if every guy have a conversation with so his conversation either his pledge is not to stop yeah it's just to ask for id you know alphabet it's just that ask for photo id i'm sorry dude but you are a danger to society and i say that with peace and love and he's not even taking like a sabbatical like he's not even like crystallia where he's like i'm gonna like disappear for a few months and maybe like exactly yeah he's like you would think he would like take a moment to reflect but he's like um this guy's a [ __ ] liar and let me pull up can you see my phone dancing well these people think they're in vince literally his latest tweet is good morning with sunshine sun don't shine in a prison cell might enjoy your last few good mornings outside of prison i'm writing that enjoying your last few good mornings i love it uh enjoying your last few good mornings outside of prison does that make sense is that good enjoying your last few good mornings before you go to prison or outside of prison yeah thank you enjoying your last few good mornings before going to prison and i'll do a sun emoji like he did he should i don't understand i don't understand how this is like not a crime because it's online i'm so confused enjoying your last few good mornings before going to prison tweet dude i'm like this show has turned me full mask off just full on yeah it's crazy i had an incident happen in um middle school where a teacher like groped my boobs all the time when we would do like heads down seven up and so when i finally went to the principal about it he told the principal well she's been wearing water bra so she like she's been asking for it like it's been teasing me and the principal's like have you been wearing water bras i'm like yeah what and the principal was like receptive to that argument he's like have you been wearing waterproof i'm like yeah he goes okay well let's not wear water broth to school and like that was my fault because i wore water bra i mean there was like more like that dude this world is so [ __ ] crazy what is a water bra a water problem was it was my mom's it was a bra that it was like you fill it with water no it already had the water in the bra was very heavy and you were wearing those at what age like 12 because i had uneven boobs so i was trying to even my boobs out for real and he and he said he would come feel it all the time because we play that game like heads down seven up whatever and he had to like put your head down or when you were done the test but whatever and so he'd come around like always like groping whatever and so i finally he did get arrested this guy actually did get arrested but um later on but me they were like well she wears a waterproof and then the second time that happened uh it was a teacher and another teacher a different teacher and he's like well she told me she liked the movie taxi driver so like or cape fear i'm sorry cape fear he's like so i just put my thumb in her mouth to suck it anyways it's just it's a lot but but my trigger and i laugh because it's so uncomfortable my trigger is this kind of stuff so [ __ ] up but when they say this well they wanted it and people are like oh well did you do that did you say you like the movie cape fear then yeah grown men should stick their thumb in your mouth so you could suck it dude the principal literally was like okay well the principal didn't say anything the second time it was the first time that happened no but the fact that they're receptive to that argument no like literally is is blowing my mind yeah and we're [ __ ] i think that's why i didn't have friends because i think they like knew like they saw my teacher like grabbing me and i was like okay i'm sorry that happened that's really unacceptable crazy but then when i wanted to tie that back into james charles to him to say like well he insisted that it would be our little secret ends up like that's like literally what like like like molesters do like that's what they say they're like well she she wore this so like that that makes sense why we wouldn't molest her or whatever it's crazy either child yeah no it's regardless if it's so bad i'm a fan it's our secret like he's 16 he's incapable of making decisions like that's why you're a minor because exactly you can't blame him for literally anything even if everything you're saying is true the fact of him saying he had ulterior motive whatever the [ __ ] you there's no blame you cannot say anything or put any blame on him you're the [ __ ] adult here's his um here you can see on his tick tock profile it says 16. james lied in his note app james said he added him off his instagram but his insta doesn't have his snap on it james liked one of his viral tic tacs and got his insta from his tick tock bile his tick tock bile clearly staged his age of 16. thank you detective but even this this this kid looks like a kid so the fact that he even wants to beat off and get news to it it's like he looks like a child yeah it's like you're in a relationship with someone who looks young 18 to look young like you're just like looking for people who look young as [ __ ] to like jerk off to like there's something wrong with you another interesting wrinkle is that apparently the guy's original video that was going viral on tick tock the victim said that uh it got removed from twitter for posting private details like i guess james's text or something and then deaf noodles we love definitely we love jeff noodles i want to hire him in front of me if we hire someone else he's like too busy for us too popular i said what do i got to pay him he's already doing all the work for fruit yeah but we could get more exclusive like he could just be here on the second like just be like i love death noodles though anyway shout out he's got the best drama news ever and up to date he's the king yeah but anyway he's thinking um he's he got a 12 hour suspension for post reposting the video yeah oh [ __ ] so i don't understand what is this like crazy protection of james like this guy is saying he was preyed upon by james why all of a sudden with everything going on in the world twitter take putting the foot down on this james charles video just strike me as very odd like yeah there's like beheadings on twitter like that's okay but like james no i mean was the one that got removed with james nudes in it yeah blurred maybe that like sharing but you know but what proof can he i feel like it's an important thing like he's showing proof like what is he supposed to do yeah probably like he can't share people's nudes then a bunch of people have been coming forward after this so this is all going on the past few days he was accused of a second underage boy of allegedly having inappropriate interactions with a 17 year old a third person came forward apparently they have receipts too james uh inappropriate sexual interaction with the fan they alleged james was very demanding and pressured them there's videos and stuff but like honestly you guys know that it's all like come on the pattern's there right how did he um uh oh this one just happened dude i saw this on reddit i wanted you to see this okay you got it and i'm not sure why nobody's talking about this y'all know this creator right i don't think you do but he's 16 years old and he he's like really tall he's 6 11. james charles commented under one of his video putting ceo of heights 16 year old commented back with buen venito's james and james said trying to dm you but it won't work check ig lol obviously all the comments started going off like what the heck is going on telling him that he's 15 which obviously anyone with a brain can see in his bio but james responded with i love that i think anyways that comment is no longer there i don't know if that's like off-putting to anyone else maybe he just yeah when was that when was the comment i mean i don't know this was posted a day ago but i don't know when i could probably see the date in the video so he's hitting on public on 15 16 year olds publicly on tick tock saying dm me wow i can't see the date but these people are like something they're like sick like he's doing this publicly like he's gloating that he's getting away with it like it's insane like that like he's sick in the head for real like there's something like wrong well what's sick to me is that in this era of me too where literally nobody's getting away with anything anymore james charles who has proven to be a prolific predator is not being held accountable in the slightest bit not only that but he has partnerships with huge brands huge celebrities he doesn't get if it if there's anything from this it just means that people don't give a [ __ ] when the victim's a man specifically oh yeah oh yeah right right exactly yeah with these guys i mean i mean if you in the midst of this whole me too thing it's like and the same thing goes for david the victim is seth no then there's no [ __ ] accountability because if the victim's a man then nobody [ __ ] cares that's the pattern i'm seeing here of course yeah it's really odd it's okay let's put let's say chris delia crystalia is doing what crystalia did is identical to what james charles is doing right identical right crystalia's life was ruined he was dropped by everyone by his agency he was even [ __ ] finished a movie on netflix that they kicked him out and re-shot with a new character okay james charles is working with all those same people top brand celebrities and and no you know what i mean no i know yeah you're right that's it's so true it's just so it's [ __ ] up or the harvey weinstein thing it's like you know with all those stories and it's like david dobrik has like admitted to all this stuff and still yeah it's really it's really crazy wow i don't know i don't know and it's like like what is gonna be done i mean i don't i these people just can't continue it's crazy it's they just continue to be them i guess just talking about it and hopefully people start seeing the light i mean it's kind of like the harvey weinstein remember when courtney loves like stay away from her auntie and i was like okay crazy courtney love and then like all of a sudden like 10 years later everyone's like oh maybe she was right well i don't know if we'd need like a me too for like men victims because it seems like men are not a part of the me too thing you know what i mean right it's like and the women needed to me too because they for obvious reasons right yeah but i feel like men are not these guys are not getting any justice or respect from anybody but specifically like this is also like the straight seth with straight jason like that one didn't get any news but this james charles stuff it's like it's kind of crazy i guess because i think it's like funny and a joke because they're two straight men kissing i don't know it's like weird how that got like zero attraction when it's like dude seth's life was severely severely disrupted and and [ __ ] up and trauma traumatized from this so it's like the trauma is the same right there's more james stuff you want to see like on impulsive by the way here let me show this impulsive guys great interviewers by the way are you being serious no okay here so the thing is for me i'm 21 but like i said i have the mentality of a 40 year old yeah so for me like i'm much more mentally and emotionally mature than a lot of people you think you have the mentality of a four-year-old you think you're more bro you think you're more mature bro what the [ __ ] which is also extra creepy you think you have the mentality of a five-year-old but you want to do this okay jimmy savelle or whatever [ __ ] who's that i was james he's like a prolific english pedophile oh great guy he's english just say english that says it all about it really dan when do you hate when did you start hating like english people so much like i'm much more mentally and emotionally mature than a lot of people my age i'm not physically attracted to older guys which sucks like i would date like the absolute youngest like 18 19 that looks a little bit older um there was another clip where he's nice to interview guy he's like so um i'm not attracted to older men i just want to date the youngest possible legal life and logan paul is like yeah interesting he's like no no no back the [ __ ] up say what the emotional charity of a 40 year old according to you which means you want to manipulate and power play an 18 year old if you think you're 40 you want like that doesn't make any sense find another person your age that has that mental capacity as you um anyway james is a predator yada yada yada there dude there's so much how we've been going for so long so what happens then three hours for real holy boy 3 30 right now what happened sorry i'm taking my hat off we should have been eating ramen or i should be eating ramen you know here take a bite really take a bite of my hair it's wrong did i taste it or was it weird i wouldn't i mean it's just chemicals i guarantee it doesn't taste like ramen okay oh it's good i like hairspray you want to spray in it yeah it's heavy it's good it tastes sugary hairspray is just why did you lick my hair just now i know but i just i feel like i feel like i'm gonna have to do an exposed video on you know everyone here can attest that's my that's why i bring bows everywhere so people can't be like oh i didn't say this i'd be like no he was in there but you know it doesn't taste like ramen no i i like these hairspray so i was curious to tell you what hairspray and gel taste like together i used to put hair spray on my tongue just to get high whoa that's some freaky [ __ ] what were you saying before you tasted my hair uh oh small dick energy yeah he has that for sure so there's other things i don't know if we could end it but like bar stool where they were dude there's too much like who cares about barstool oh oh they were watching your only fans and laughing and stuff yeah but to be fair you did that too to me right but that's true i said that to be fair i did have done that but like we were having a spat and i don't understand why they were just gathering around laughing and they posted it like there's no reason for it i sent them to you unsolicited they seeked it out and paid for it so it's a little different you were like no i don't want this disgusting stop it they were more like i'm gonna pay for this and then also shane i hate those like why didn't they do these things like pick me girls where those girls are like 30 years old and they're trying to be cool in office big oh my god don't throw up are you gonna throw up oh my god like i hate girls like that so much and those were all pink meat girls didn't then dave horner like pick me girls pick me up what does that mean it's um the girls that try and be like like pick me pick me yeah yeah like you know like oh like you know i just want to have a beer with the boys like i don't even do girl stuff you know like those kind of girls pissy girls although i'm a pick me girl i just bought a trans am it came today so we were doing a little like tour and i was just like i guess got a muscle car like that yeah very pick me like you know i have a muscle car now so it sounds like you can't decide if you want to be one or if you don't if you hate my life that is the multiple personalities in me i don't even know what's coming out seriously sometimes i don't know like i've been hearing voices in my head lately and i'm just like oh are those me or those something else are those demons sometimes i hear demons at night at like the 4 a.m i know it's past the witching hour which is 3am but at 4am i hear the demon voices and i'm like oh my god that's a lot to unpack you hear i know you keep saying that you're like you're think you're going skits over i don't know you don't seem schizo to me i think i'm just like really early on not dear dude you're in your 30s this stuff happens earlier in life that's not true i talked to a specialist about it and they're like no you can develop schizophrenia at like 70. it's sometimes it's suppressed with my other [ __ ] that's going on in my head and sometimes i suppress it but don't you think like with everything you've been through by the way i'm not trying i'm trying to comfort you because i really don't think you have schizophrenia i'm not trying to dismiss your concerns right no it's just definitely voices i don't know if it's getting anything well the thing is voices and stray thoughts and intrusive thoughts can be the result of a lot of different stuff you know they just get so much stronger like i used to like think things but now i'm like oh i'm hearing like i would talk to a person at the register i'm like oh what was that and then like i didn't say anything because i literally think the voice was talking to me and i was like what like what did it like for example what does it say sometimes voices are just like very casual it's like oh like you know it sounds so stupid but like your zipper is undone and i was like oh my god something random yeah like oh don't forget your purse but sometimes the demon voices will be like hey there's a window jump out of it i don't like the demon voices yeah but that's why it's calming to actually since like i met like emojis they have like calm down a bit because when someone's like next to me it brings me back to reality where and i tell him this because i used to get anxious with him sleeping next to me i'd be like oh my god what is that because voices would be like who's this person get this person out of your bed like all of a sudden i used to have anxious i don't have that anymore now it's like when i see him it's like i'm back in reality where i'm just like oh okay everything's okay are you talk are you talking to someone about these issues you are okay good how often once a week just be a zoom it's the same guy he's not really like he referred me to someone that talks about voices but i haven't really i don't talk to that person once this is someone else that doesn't really like specialize in that but okay as long as you're talking to someone i think it's good yeah it's scary it sucks yeah i mean it seems stressful but like i i just i don't know what it you should but get the help you need you know what i mean yeah yeah but that's i'm sorry that's happening i mean that's weird yeah i don't like it i'm not really sure but i think you'll be okay i mean you don't strike because people when they're like i think schizophrenics have certain characteristics like where they for example can't make eye contact right you don't have that issue no i'm totally like functioning and like always like that and like they subside like they do like i don't know i get in like moods where it's like if i'm like low energy it's like something happening but it doesn't happen too frequently but less frequently than it was like last summer it was really you feel like detached from reality when it happens yes you do yes and no i know where i'm at it's not like blacking out like i know where i'm at but i'm like hearing the voices right mm-hmm i guess what i mean is do you feel like when you're experiencing these voices you know that you know that somebody's not really talking to you right no i literally will ask people like oh what did you say like i've asked that twice now to people where i'm like oh did you say something like no or like what about the demon voice i mean the demon voices happen in the morning like when i'm up early but you know it's not real there's not really a demon i tell myself that but like it doesn't click it doesn't click right away right so i will like look at the window and it'll be like jump out i'm gonna i'll go to the window and like no this isn't real and then i'm like oh like okay don't jump out like yeah the windstorms lately i feel like there's some bars on those windows well it's fine well i just want you to be i'm just you know yeah i don't like that but i but yeah i mean it sounds like you're talking to someone just you know take care of yourself yeah thank you i will i mean if anything happened to you i don't know what i'd do without this show i mean it's just that'd be a sick episode they're alright trisha for sure get so many views i'd rather keep you alive you were my last real friend you know what i mean they'll be like oh ethan like really i was like gave her some comfort out of her life oh my god no i'd rather keep you alive i can make way more money from you alive than that i don't know that episode would probably be sick honey and adam and eve sponsored by do you think i could get sponsors on your postmortem oh they're they'll [ __ ] they want they'll milk your ass to the grave i love it get the coin bury me with one of those vibrators that's a good that's a good lyric barrier vibrators yo i wonder if you could sell space on your tombstone to adam and eve that's a good point that's so funny like just adamandeve.com trish like how much to get paid up front to put that on your tombstone because you know you're you are kind of an icon people will go to your to your tombstone and they'd be like oh trish who collects the revenue you well if you're married to moses you want me to i'll take the money no i should probably get to my mom oh yeah give it to your mom my sister wouldn't that be unless you hire a teddy fresh so she can like support oh so if i hire her i get the money hmm interesting let me crunch the numbers i better give her the money i should i love that we're monetizing your suicide right now no it's not me can i just say for the record it's not me it really will be the demons i swear i don't wanna i don't wanna no i don't wanna no this is not funny this is not funny i don't like it i don't want to die i'm telling everybody right now i don't want to die like literally don't want to die i really like my life right now you better no stop stop i don't like it i don't like joking about it i'm not joking i'm telling you no i know i know i know no i don't want you to you know what happens is when people do die like anna nicole not to bring her up or whatever but like like when they die they say oh yep she died of the monroe died but they didn't they didn't and then people like just put that as like they killed themselves like they didn't look into it they weren't suicidal it was something else look into it further is all i'm saying well you think she was killed or was like a mental thing i don't know anything about her both of them killed mel just please take care of yourself i don't want anything i just want you to feel happy and healthy and like yeah it's your voices right now and that's the only thing that's like a little bit scary but we're gonna maybe any shock therapy like the uh no no no is it bad do we do not like shock why for real i don't know anything that's like one of those ancient shits they used to that's not good you don't think it's gonna like re-rewire me they say if you only drink water for 30 days it rewires you that's why i did the water fast and it didn't rewire my brain well it didn't require my brain come on water's not gonna rewire your brain no that's true you talk to a doctor get some medicine look it up online i know you had a bad experience with medicine but i do think it's a problem i'm not a psychiatrist obviously but i do think it's important to try keep trying to find something if it's really disturbing like you know what i mean um medicine can work wonders if you find the right one i know i know i'm not against it i'm not against i just want you to take i just you know what i mean i i can't i can't deal you can't leave me in this world with the black rolls royce okay i'll stay alive at least for four more years well my link to my list i think we'll do this before until my list expires this conversation sucks way too dark no i feel like i'm being an [ __ ] because i'm trying to make light i'm just no honestly sometimes you need people to make light of situations because it does feel so serious i hope we're doing it for four years uh i hope we're doing the show for four years yeah yes i love this show um [Laughter] what you're the one that said it you don't do it for four years oh you i know where you see yourself in four years like ellen you've left my ass behind i'm in maybe more rosie o'donnell yeah okay not because she's back because she was on broadway four years right she was on broadway and she couldn't sing i could be i don't plan on going anywhere i don't i have no ambition to move on i have because you're a baller i'm not even sure if i spend the amount of money you had you did i'd be i'd be dude you're crushing it you're sitting in a custom-made denim suit i made it goddamn no you definitely um you definitely have given me uh image rehabilitation on the show thank you very much patricia peters rehabilitation show aka frenemies i didn't do anything except just i mean you did everything you just you let you express yourself and we just have a good time the crepe show video was like i hated ethan on his own i hated trisha but together they're magic all right i'll take it i'll take whatever but why do people hate us so much now they're like okay with us that's a great question trisha i think it's just because they didn't like our content before so it's easier to hate someone when you don't watch their content and you don't become invested in their personality and you don't see them as humans so every time they [ __ ] up or do something you just see that part and you're like i [ __ ] hate them they [ __ ] up again i hate them but when they actually engage with the content and they learn about like oh this is who he is this is who she is and they see like below just the flaws that the most a lot of people see then they go oh i like them because they're human beings and i see them for that and not just the mistakes they make right you know this was the coolest thing i've ever gotten in my whole life you want to take these i mean because i can't even eat them maybe ela wants one probably not they're so cute oh look how they like vibrate oh sorry vibrate it was like it was like can i just say right wrap it up i know we gotta wrap it up uh james charles i called this back in our front of me in november is best friends with a 16 year old girl right if that was a straight man best friends with a 16 year old i think a lot of people would have a lot to say it doesn't matter if they're gay straight male female it's inappropriate just like sia with freaking uh what's her face maddie zigler it's inappropriate it's grooming you don't like go to red carpets with a minor a child i don't care what permission it is you don't go to red carpet you don't have movie nights with them you're not besties with a 16 year old like i called this out why how people are surprised at this how is sia not in jail she i don't know thing what's the seal thing she like had sleepovers with maddie when she was like 15. wait are you pro michael jackson or anthony michael jackson because you can't be like anti-sia and then pro micah jackson you can't do that because michael jackson is like see ya on [ __ ] right i'm not pro i'm not from michael jackson i'm not promising i'm i'm pro victim okay and um i don't i don't know any detail about the seed thing i'll have to look into that i'll have to see into that [Music] right it's just crazy like how these creators get away with stuff like i i don't know if i shouldn't bring this up all right yeah we we we played it all out there you all make the [ __ ] you all make the determination so who have we canceled and who have we have we canceled well we haven't really canceled we haven't really done anything we've tried we have done achieved nothing on this show shane was gone before you ever stepped into the ring no change was canceled the minute he stuck he [ __ ] on his cap i cancelled him again i saw a clip of him saying that he lost his kids he had like admitted i saw that too but he was he was saying to give the full context when he was eight he used to like molest his yeah okay but what that's yeah i know yeah no i agree you can just because you're a kid that's fine no i agree but i'm just saying i don't want people to think that was going on when he was like 20. he was like hey but he said i used the most kids on my street yeah like when he was eight he's like aware that he did that i agree with you it's it's weird that's like the craziest shock in the world why are all these youtubers so crazy like all these youtubers are so crazy dude oh my gosh i think like a lot of them were like victims of that stuff like james obviously was with tati like hanging out with tati when he was underage and stuff like that i think this happens it's like this like pattern and they're just not getting the help they needed to like not be this person because like i had a lot to happen to me i'm not like molesting kids or anything my head looks so small in this hat all right let's wrap it up we've said it we've done it all you know what i mean what else is there to say right there's nothing left there's no stone left to in turn there's only one there's a few peeps left to beaten i got it i got it you see it no no wait wait yeah can you get it moses i'll get it i'll grab it it rolled kind of far all right so once again guys we love that's it that's all we've got so no next week's going to be fun because we're going to be doing jewish trivia that is the worst teaser that is next week we're doing a jewish show why it's gonna be so funny holocaust we're gonna be doing we're gonna be we cover it all we're gonna be doing jewish trivia and we're gonna dress up as hasid's orthodox jews okay so insensitive i feel like you're jewish i know it's fine but i feel like something like there's like the jew league or whatever or like uh crate jew crazy is going to be mad about it do crazy can be mad but that's fine i'll take on you crazy all day what am i alaha aleja ali huh yeah you ain't no alia i'm alia how are you ali i'm i'm alia i'm gonna go to israel and live there okay i didn't work for you did it you didn't learn any hebrew they didn't teach you [ __ ] well i am a city i am an aliyah though you're not it's people i've moved to israel and i'm i'm an israeli citizen you know i'm a dual citizen i'm going to be a dual citizen too maybe i can't wait for drew cherry to crush you in this i don't have to study i've been studying my all right all right all right if you beat me then you are an aliyah i will grant you that oh i already get by the power vested me in the state of israel i grant you the passage of aliyah aliyah is one by the way people are wondering what that is that is wait you're not even jewish how are you going to make aliyah what do you mean convert oh my wow now that's an alia i'm converting doesn't alia mean like journey or travel or something yeah that's a [ __ ] journey it's when jews outside of israel want to move to israel they can automatically through some relatively easy process get uh israeli citizenship and move to israel and i'm sorry why can't i be a jew you're not jewish why do you we all come from god yeah g dash d try telling the rabbis that so how am i also not a jew i came from them yeah the rap the right yeah well well well you can you're welcome to make that argument they will say no i'm not the arbiter of these things maybe if i win next week i can take that to the ali obviously i will send a certificate that i'll say by the power vested in me by his state of israel and god himself i pledge trisha paytas an alia honorary jew yeah and i'll get it notarized and everything yeah that's the most important all right all right thanks for watching guys see you next [Music] week [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 5,684,709

Rating: 4.8829117 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, frenemies, trisha paytas, trisha, paytas

Id: tvFlQW3vmrk

Length: 140min 26sec (8426 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 02 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/KeoPanda92]

@ 1:22:29

Ethan: "Sending David Dobrick on an anti-bullying tour is like... sending Adolf Hitler out to preach religious tolerance."

Trisha: "...Hitler's dead."

Ethan: "Right... So he can't go on tour. Good point."

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[u/Wintertime13]

Justin Timberland looks good

[u/alllllyg]

The fact that Trisha licked Ethan’s hair to see if it tasted like ramen noodles and it has barely even been acknowledged here is kind of iconic

[u/inrainbeaus]

I think Phillip DeFranco needs to take a break. Shout out to his family. He does not seem well.

[u/SloventotheMax]

Trisha today: Ethan you're fatphobic and you're not fat

Trisha weeks ago: you fat fat fatty

[u/VivaLaEmpire]

Trisha almost crying at the Rolls Royce driving Peeps is just peak Frenemies. She’s so appreciative of the smallest things ever. Ethan understanding her cryptic posts is wonderful.

This all started with talks of a beached whale. Best character development I’ve ever seen on any form of media lol!

Also, don’t forget. Links are the future, invest well my dudes.

[u/TsT2244]

“I haven’t seen you in years, maybe you’re not as fat as I remember”

omfg that’s best YouTube apology I’ve ever heard.

[u/Nickerrr344]

Okay I know they basically said it, but who was the person who sent Ethan a bunch of shit in text and dms? And apparently to Trisha too?

[u/King_Slowpoke]

The fucking Peeps driving Rolls Royce's caught me so off guard, I was laughing so hard. Trisha just posting stuff on Instagrsm and manifesting it and now getting it delivered by Ethan is so funny to me.