r/TIHI | When the Teletubby is sus 🤔

never do a face swap with a chicken oh thanks oh i'm not gonna unsee those eyes any time soon [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexie and welcome back to mk it's been a long week so let's sit back relax and oh it's r thanks i hate it let's get started woman assaulted on mike path deputies release sketch of um suspect a hat on him bernie sanders no no i'm i'm never doing that again food for thought kirby morby according to cgi this is what historical figures really looked like did he take buckshot to the face cause yeah when you zone out in class for two seconds two plus two equals four what's going on fun fact lexi fell asleep during a final once and hardly made up the answers to the rest of the test i got a d though better than i expected crab boiled in pepsi max for two hours served in a baguette sorry for good quality why are we why you are my hero elon mm space okay which country should we invade usa usa uh how do we know english kawaii japanese biker revealed to be 50 year old man using face app well hope he made his money let me ruin this screenshot for you see the two faces do you see them fast in the first no no no no no no judging by the footprints sasquatch is a giant over 10 feet tall so why are sightings so rare oh oh god it's just feet feminine i fully support this hand nails was was not a string of words i expected to read today and though those words showed up in my head i hate it good job oh that looks comfortable said nobody ever do you want four heads because this is how you get four heads france and french history books france and african and asian history books france and the rest of the world's history books um fleshy please they're all i have left i thirst for your green fowl and swine samuel give me all of your pizza up now please don't take it from me my wife is pregnant today i learned that when pelicans are hot they can take their spine out of their mouths to cool down so nature you realize mortal kombat wasn't a design guide right dolphins don't need arms dolphins don't need legs killer whales don't need to be turned into tiny raptors geez is just a loaf of milk oh i mean she's right me pound sand glasses of water before bed my mouth in the morning oh god i can feel that image oh god oh no oh i hate it oh god i hate it oh make it go away a patient vomited stool onto me they had a bowel obstruction there was no telling how long this stool had been in their bowels but it did not smell like any other stool i have ever smelled and i've smelled it all if the bell gets obstructed enough and full enough there's only one direction for it all to go i would simply rather die that crossed my mind i flashed back to the moment in college when i decided to go into nursing instead of pre-law in that moment it felt like a grave mistake oh my god oh my god oh all right i'm back i had to break from recording for a bit that was vile i'm actually quite the anomaly my parents were humans uh no they weren't one of them wasn't personalized eye floaters well at least to give you something interesting to look at kinda hate this but i'm also kind of completely on board especially the squirtle squad up for the group poop oh my god hey have you ever wanted to see quagmire but more realistic no not really i just rtx odd no put it back the daily life of water floating in its own melted remains just to become it hours later remember every glass of iced water is an existential crisis hmm sensitivity of mouse we're gonna put that up to mouse and oh oh no freck it shrulk i could have gone a very long time without seeing this at all wolf husky shih tzu pekinese pug english bulldog no wonder the poor things can't breathe sonic the hog hedge gotta pay a very expensive long gear bill probably honey i did it i finally finished my pre-decision machine i'm leaving you jim everyone you love will leave you what a success pegasus sauce it's so soothing to lay in bed and listen to raindrops tapping against the window you'll never unhear this oh no i'm late crap i'm late ah my teeth it's only a meat cute if you leave it with all of your teeth nobody me ever think about this no buzz will stay in a suit thanks um buzz can stay in his space flight whatever thing thank you very much oh gotta be no no no your head's gonna have to catch up with your body eventually try me fracker root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer i'm i'm sorry what this is soda after a vape juice okay hey girl do you want the d yeah baby give me the d oh vitamin d sam was drunk at work that day but he didn't think anybody noticed bro one i gotta pee bro bro two just be anywhere bro the world is your toilet bro one piece and bro two's mouth bro two pro what the freck bro one you're my world bro bro too bro yay i love opening presents under the christmas human although it's way more fun to open the human to decorate him and this jug is where we keep the nsa i've been told he has my eyes and his father's hands wha oh god oh god oh no no no i am i'm skipping this one at the end of despicable me 2010 vector starts dancing to music that he can't hear this was the animator's way of depicting the symptoms of hypoxia after the studio decided that animating vector fracking dying from suffocation was too dark for a children's movie this doesn't feel real but it also could be also unrelated if you haven't watched the movie gravity go watch it hey is this seat taken uh no go ahead dang she's kinda cute i've got the heart hang in there whoop ah she looked back at me teeny tiny tortoises forbidden cereal why don't they make chew toys for adult humans i used to chew on my ex's forearm he had an injury and had sustained nerve damage so he couldn't feel it it was the best stress reliever one of the few things his worthless arse was good for uh i just ew oh totally the real imposter was there all along that you why didn't you bless me brian uh-huh you're supposed to say bless you after every sneeze this is all your fault i really love a little highway to hell in the background lightsaber night has been cancelled thanks a lot todd yeah todd jesus valve has a naked model of the spy confirmed the revengers endless tussle the incredible fella i'm incredible and also an obvious plant charmin bears we freaking love schnitting it's a oh wait did you know the human brain is the most powerful computer in the world oh really god dang it jerry you're lagging again which gladiator will fight today i feel like a kid in a candy store you got it boss yeah kick the diabetes right out of him flesh boots now put your real boots inside you know this is very talented we really didn't need to see it we really really really didn't need to see it the marketing department at durex is having a bit too much fun protect yourself and your loved ones going out going in yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning yes i keep banana real sweet free oh god i think something's wrong with me there's some kind of gross sweat leaking out of my skin no mommy i think it tastes good and that's where mammals come from isn't earth beautiful oh no my phone is dying hey pikachu bend over thanks pikachu do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like i mastered that's a cursed comment dark coming for you who's there huh it's just a book of clothes well that was something else i i tell you what t he is getting worse every day as it should but to cleanse the palette we have some lovely fan art to show you today's fan art is brought to you by dagon ropa and they say i don't know if this is cute or cursed uh you know what after everything we saw today that's cute mk chan is cute well done dagnanrompa ah that's hard to say and if you enjoyed any of the posts in this video seek immediate medical attention but also hit that like button on your way out if you want more of this god forsaken content hit that red subscribe button as always my name is the luxy kitty but you all can call me lexie have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Views: 394,763

Rating: 4.9529438 out of 5

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Id: eMdibAFC_6M

Length: 9min 48sec (588 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 26 2021