r/TIHI | memes that shouldn't exist

if bed bugs live in beds where do cockroaches live yeah i've got ratted to his expression right now just don't think about it don't think about it [Music] hello you appealing personality welcome to mk today's pre-shenanigan fan art is brought to you by a depressed introvert so everyone who watches this channel i'm kidding it's like i know every single one of you and know what you do with your lives every single hour of the day [Music] some fan art for mk they took half an hour to do it they use these various devices and programs and they want help getting it featured in the video so well you know what you're not going to get it because that's the theme of today's episode inside thanks i hated so i hate you you cancelled nah done you don't get featured no fan art today on to the video i'm kidding of course here's their work we got one groovy dude who is is he wearing black underwear outside of his pants or am i just looking at this wrong either way that's a fashion trend i can definitely get into not even trying i sometimes forget how to put on clothes properly in the morning gotta say i love the subtle details the most out of this like the nose and the details on the ears and the little scuff in the hair i know it's just a single stroke of the brush there but i don't know it adds a bit more depth that gives it a bit more life thanks for the work depressed introvert i don't hate it that's going to be a rare thing to say in today's video for those who haven't met me yet my name is jack and today we're going to be looking at some thankful things that you hate thanks i hate how angels look according to the bible well diggy dong dang is this some creepy scp law here well if you ever wondered what you're going to look like in the afterlife i guess that's there's your answer imagine if your poo was clear instead all red so if you'll poo's the latter you need to go to a hospital if it's the former then i'm yeah probably still go to a hospital but still so what if it's either of those i'm still not going to want to pick up and play with it it is poop why is skin care feminized men weren't supposed to have skin yes fun fact during our development as a fetus we only have skin the same way we only have nipples just because they grew first only the truest of men shed their skin just proudly walking around like a bag of red bloody meat they all die within a day or so due to infections and heat but that doesn't matter die and your soul will be free actually dying is just when your skeleton finally hatches i don't want to encourage that but it makes death kind of seem a bit more rejuvenating and refreshing so as a man this is exactly what i'm talking about skin's just a prison bro she found me crying and she crew too and we both corrode that is not english sir please please go to school they put you to sleep during surgery because the government doesn't want you to know that you're actually a cake of course that's why they wear surgeon masks because they've eaten cake and they don't want you to see that they've got you all over their face oh the conspiracy karens are going to have a field day with this one no no anything that enters my body or uncomfortably pierces it i cannot handle photos of that i keep looking at it as clear god it's so uncomfortable there's only one thing i think of when i see this oh yeah sorry no it would be more like oh yeah what do you want to do today emergency hot dog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick why would i hate that i love that i mean hey we've already got the technology for the instant hot coffee where you just shake it around a bit or tip it over and it heats up so let's do it with food now yeah that scientist stop with the vaccine stuff not important anymore we've uh we're screwed on that end anyway let's move on to making instant hot dogs i can't even do this the voice for it because it's just too funny to look at oh we're moving on like moving on if toes had toes would it be like this oh like this oh why are we questioning this well this is my official first thanks i hate it in today's reddit oh jeez just imagine someone delicately stroking your hair and you turn around and oh it's it's little toes talk about a fiery swimsuit am i right [Laughter] they look like they've eaten quite a bit around the country that's a oh that was a bit sexual actually trying to creatively ponerize the fact that this guy's smashed mouth in a restaurant her but i realized that nope no matter what you can't make it g-rated no no nop this has given me professor whiskers vibes and i am not for it if you come across someone who asks what a furry is i want you to show them this image i want you to show them this specific image and tell them that this is definitely what all furries are that last burnt hot dog sitting there looking at you like just eat me already yeah what's the matter a little charcoal never hurt anyone imagine if they took the statue of liberty down and found loads of skeletons inside and it turned out the french had just failed a trojan mission plot twist this is actually why it's temporarily closed right now and uh they're just trying to hide all the bodies found a way to sneak cigarettes into school i mean is it still a bad thing to bring to school if it technically can't work anyway just because your job sucks doesn't mean you can't make it fun and you know look as dark as it is it's true always look on the bright side of life even if it ends up your life is only just to be a point system for someone's execution job so uh while being naked from the waist down i made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart instead i pushed a little too hard and just pissed like a freaking dog i'm making eye contact with this oh wow if your relationship is still intact i am honestly impressed with his commitment that is just a visual that i don't think you'd ever be able to burn from your memory oh oh no jesus i'm just i'm shivering all over not next image nope nope 1. scrub an avocado pit clean 2. scrape or peel off the brown skin 3. carve a cute face and wait 10 minutes 4. never sleep again how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped you just heard plat platt coming towards you and you look down and it's a frog going at full speed i wouldn't find that so much scary as more so the fact that seeing a frog run in the way a human would that's what would freak me out oh come on a zombie spider spider covered in fungus half dead half a life which can crawl around oh why all these creepy crawly stuff i mean i'm not someone who's afraid of things like this but it's just so uncomfortable also that is scary as hell i feel like this is what inspired the zombies from last of us watch interesting animated stories like this one this one this is a name of a show i feel aroused by spiders don't lie to yourself you're curious enough to watch this my favorite episode is the cameo with the zombies now doctor ab out this facial surgery i've pecked over your procedure and i'd like to nip this in the bud as long as you promise i will barely feel a thing i'm good to go and just like that his tinder matches spiked exponentially the year is 2030. bakery art is so realistic literally anything could be cake the uncertainty has gripped the world in fear i go to hug my wife for comfort she is cake the world's in fear but the surgeons are having a field day damn their sneaky cake masks oh which rule is this one on the inserts like rule 63 six rule 70 i don't there's a rule where it's gender swapped if can't remember look female mario mario i guess it doesn't look too weird it kind of fits with the caricature and the small shrimpy person but prince peach is uh what the hell i don't know something about that weirdly long mustache is uncomfortable when you're laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and you're like oh freaking they don't even care they just keep standing on your spleen like it's their job as a man this is why i keep my skin closed at all times you you what hashtag true muscles upside down great white sharks it's weird after so many movie posters i'm used to looking at them downside up i'm so uncomfortable oh you know what i just noticed the faces i've noticed the weird-looking faces feature their just gigantic muscles holy crud i wanna eat ya there you have it kids the milkman you ever wanted to know where the milk comes from it's just one guy he's the one who does it see being a vegan and not drinking dairy milk actually isn't because of the treatment of cows it's because they've realized where their milk truly comes from and they're just horrified my circumcision was done so poorly sometimes when i'm doing a great debate air gets trapped between my foreskin and tip and it makes a farting sound i wish i was joking i live in fear that one day i'll get a hand job and my will farts sir i cannot offer you sympathy but i can offer me laughing at you oh no no oh god the trifecta of nope wait so wait hang on in order to birth mike wazowski alien a minion and an m m have to have a three-way that explains the creatures in monster rink i suppose no i don't have cancer or depression but i do have three baby lizards please enjoy oh no you didn't ask for it but i've answered the internal organs of a snake just so weird to look at i uh mr peanut enslaves other peanuts and sells them for profit he sells their roasted corpses actually roast them alive in ovens sells their corpses but first he skins them alive okay you guys better shut your mouth before you start branching out into the human meat industry meanwhile in the cats must be crazy special delivery bring me schrodinger's hand a single person's bed is generally against two walls a couple's bed is generally against one wall and people with zero walls have no fear of the dark or unseen with direct access to their head and therefore cannot be human okay the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered only the footboard end against a wall no i hadn't why would you put that image into my head does someone want images in their head there you go yeah they got the single people you got the couples got the people who don't know fear it's weird and then you got the people who should who should be feared why why put your feet so close to the wall you you get the feet you get the wall dirty you make a mess you can it's going to be bond cleaning why would you do that for alligator used bite damn it for alligator i will get you a ditto splish splash no no no you've done the braces wrong no god that has to be photoshopped there's no way your hand can grow like that let's use friendly masks to comfort kids well pardon us as we shove a sharp utensil up your urethra yeah take this one back to the drawing board [Laughter] not this damn dry noodle repair trick but hey it's clearly worked well everybody that does us for today with a bit of hateful things that are hopefully ruined your day or made it somewhat better somehow you sick person thank you for watching if you liked today's content leave a like on the video if you're new to the channel join us in the mk fam and subscribe we have a subreddit you can check out as well if you ever want to submit any fan art to plenty more content as always on the channel if you'd like to check out some more videos but with that all said my name has been jack i am going to go scoot off now i'll see you guys next time you're amazing bye

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Length: 12min 12sec (732 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 21 2020