r/Technicallythetruth | i mean, yeah...

reasons he's not texting you one it's a landline hello everyone and welcome back to MA my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash technically the truth fart sound cloud yeah just the fancier fart let's be honest what serious music do you find on there my girlfriend wanted to do a Quidditch costume and told me to dress up as a snitch yeah that's that's funny that's funny right there my favorite Harry Potter character hashtag explain a film plot badly single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection children will no longer be hungry once I collect all six and rocks they all go in my fancy bin here I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed same buddy a lunar eclipse that flat-earthers have never seen it's good to have you on my side Neil according to flat-earthers we're all on the same side people with jobs how did you end up with your job I applied for it Wow well I'll keep that in mind the guy behind me can see well I mean at least he's admitting he's a jerk right doctor what happens after we die we can clean the bed and admit a new patient giving it to him straight love comes from the brain boners come from the heart one could call it a heart boner these tree planting drones are firing seed missiles into the ground less than a year later they're already 20 inches tall ten drones can plant 400,000 trees why are we not funding this right but what if the missiles hit a person bonus fertilizer yeah they're not wrong I like this subreddit what is awesome at 99% but terrible at a hundred percent a book with a terrible ending teacher tell us about yourself me unprepared I was born at a very young age technically every mirror you buy is in used condition oh my god cannibal someone who is fed up with people yeah Wow three tattoos those are pretty permanent you know me Wow three kids those are pretty damn permanent Carol technically both can be removed with lasers at no single point as the Bible tell you not to freebase cocaine I mean Princess Peach said it not me I mean I did say I was just you know I was reading this is what I do here nevermind Halloween a kid comes to the door with a sign I love ceilings what are you a ceiling fan gave him all the candy murderer come out come out me okay corndog oh my god yeah this is a corndog well done what a group boy Google corn on his head that's that's precious 200 people and 177 cars without cars on three buses dead and cremate guys I think I've solved the overpopulation problem check this out thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up this got dark fast DDR Ram also DDR Ram look at him go he can definitely beat me at a game of DDR most people think that t-rex's can't clap because they have short arms but really it's because they are dead Halloween is my favorite holiday because you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand without getting in trouble I mean yeah that's one way to put it list at least 5 things that are almost always white sheep assume cloud Disney Princesses yeah yeah mm-hmm this air freshener is really dope what's up with Epstein he didn't kill himself who is Epstein a guy who didn't kill himself Florida man stop street fight by running everyone over I heard about this I mean as long as someone died right she wanted frozen stuff for Christmas ah poor you well I mean no one's coming out this year so you know what that means parents more peas more peas more peas what's the fastest way to lose all of your friends go camping without a GPS or compass this man's is 58 years old and look at him what's your Excuse I'm only 27 right now that's right he hasn't gotten the chance to unleash his ultimate power groundbreaking inventions all right well I'm done group spends nine hours returning jewelry I haven't even seen the movies in yet that's definitely it what is he playing too easy it's a guitar I don't know why I said that like Solid Snake crazy fact number 274 eating three pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being Wow I'll keep that in mind I mean I got some pizza right now what do you add to your instant ramen hot water okay house arrest is basically being grounded by the government you know what that's actually a really good way to put it Halloween is just one huge cosplay convention true all right browse infinity infinity infinity oh no it's just the oh no it's an infinity it's more infinity before televisions and computers were invented Americans didn't spend any time staring at television and computer screens thanks Alex Jones very cool internet hole yeah that that actually is true all of the internet is right in there it's the invisible boatmobile I really want this to be real but there's no way did you know Japan's flag is also a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan that's so stupid but it without L the world is just a word spell out Lakers letter-by-letter in the comments go la que ers Halloween was last month Wow feels like yesterday that's not that's not funny did you know you can drink lava but only once the human race will never become extinct during anyone's lifetime yeah yes that is very correct 50 percent err 50 percent water technically the glass is completely full oh my god padlock cut in half through water jet cutter but I wanted to see how it looked inside I'm watching this inside and it looked exactly the same doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth yeah and crystal meth is healthier than death I guess if you cut your thumb off you will lose your middle finger oh my god a monster truck come on these are these are dumb hey meat he died of natural causes cop you pushed him off a cliff me gravity's neutral cop hmm new air pods coming out though air pods Pro bra that was shattered a LMFAO bra we gotta get him there noise cancelling boy if you turn up the volume enough everything is noise canceling and now he's typing he's like wait a minute what smells good but tastes bad my nose come on I hate that I'm laughing at these telling a girl's parents you [ __ ] her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you're trying for a baby is a cause for celebration hmm if you pee in your dream and actually wet the bed that's technically a dream come true yeah a bad dream come true from the past Rambo every photos from the past I told my dad we weren't allowed to park here but he said I'm driving a pickup though okay that that's a good dad joke is there just a whole subreddit of dad jokes because I would love to see that did you know if you go into a bathroom look into a mirror turn off the lights spin around and say Bloody Mary three times then turn the lights back on you may possibly see your reflection really I'm gonna go try that guy's it worked money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything if the opposite of Pro is Caan then isn't the opposite of progress Congress oh when you die which body part dies last the pupils they dilate okay Louis you think you're so funny huh huh is that a mug shot huh what did you do a puppet only wakes up if it's being fisted mind-blowing yeah I read it as a puppy this method also works for waking up puppies no do you think it would be fun to play zelda themed levels as mario it would be nice of course if it's done right by done right what does that mean not done wrong I finally found it rock bottom that rocks about to make me act up hits blood every time you paint a house it gets bigger every time you paint a room it gets smaller oh my god that time on Sesame Street when I charm the children with my face popping out of an a-hole Oh Ryan Reynolds you absolute gift to humanity perfectly cut screams does this count script to me yes so I found a chameleon in the woods today that's a pretty crappy chameleon if you found it they're not wrong there is a saying that when something is so popular you have one lying around your house and I once found an iPhone under my bedsheets it was weird as I thought I lost it how is this a shower thought in any way I thought about it in the shower yeah you dummy he ate it when you're the only person on your team with cool cosmetics these skins are lit I love Ghost Rider space has been around for hundreds of years but scientists still don't know much about it pretty sure space has been around since the beginning of time only hundreds of years meant to say hundreds of space years well space here a space year equals 365 days 14 year old girl arrested for secretly give birth and bathroom killing son and throwing him away spawn kill that's awful tutorial on how to walk up the stairs step 0 step 1 step 2 step 3 step 4 thanks I'll never forget again how many people speak Swedish at least 5 thanks google what is the government not telling us I don't know the government won't tell me what kind of machine you even use the thread those a big one mmm delicious deals fudge brownies candy topped and well there is a candy on top of that brownie only one of these is true true false umm be and there'll be nourished no it didn't share can i how the heck do you type upside down just turn your phone yeah duh planting trees does not save the environment you know that if this raises awareness and or feeds a movement for mass action it's worth it not everything is worth only its face value find another moment that United so many people from so many subcultures billionaires and every men alike behind one cause the world wars I mean he didn't say find a peaceful moment he just said find a moment actually it's been proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism because the ones that aren't vaccinated are dead jesus said he can get rid of all the hate and violence in the world and odin said he'll get rid of the ice giants there is still war and disease but i don't see any ice giants Odin kept his promise Jesus did not oh no with great power comes great electricity bill what a powerful message nice when someone asks you which way to the beach you can literally point in any direction and be correct oh my god that's actually true what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once yeah you would probably not feel very good unfortunately what is the wrong way to impress a girl killing her family and setting them up at the dinner table like they were still alive oh that's awful but what's not awful is this fan art made by mr. Illuminati Pro on reddit made epic fan art an epic it is holy moly I love that I love the attention to detail the the glow around it the colors the shading the grittiness overall just fantastic makes me think of goosebumps thank you mister Illuminati Pro and thank you for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure hit that subscribe button and the Bell see get notified every time m'kay uploads and if you want subscribe to me Zack in the narrator my link will be down in the description below and well until next time I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Length: 11min 21sec (681 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 25 2019