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ginny are you in the mood to laugh that's great because i was thinking maybe we should visit aren't funny where there's funny [ __ ] but you know what's not funny my intense love and passion for adam and eve adam and eve is the nation's largest marketer of adult products with millions of satisfied customers worldwide you see adam and eve cares about you and your privacy they're the only adult retailer to accept no questions asked returns on toys under their 100 satisfaction guaranteed they make sure you're always satisfied ginny just like the products that they sell so go to adamandeve.com use code mxr get one item 50 off and free shipping the us and canada some exclusions apply what happens when designers prioritize aesthetics over usability the original the new and what we see yeah i really really don't like the new version it's crazy because i don't really notice these changes what are you serious mine doesn't look like that did you update it probably not oh good on because mine does after getting hit by a car this year i thought this was the only appropriate costume for halloween mean girls oh that's actually sad but also i'm glad you took a horrible situation and made it funny halloween 2020 yogurt probiotics rx antibiotics 2020 just seems to be a civil unrest maximum so even like friggin yogurt we're hitting him at his workplace so don't forget your disguises got it boss three day forecast monday tuesday wednesday the guy's getting beat up because this green screen so they can't see the people actively beating him up i like to take videos with my wife and tell her i'm taking pictures she got some good ass poses though and zero pictures were taken that day no a million pictures were taken oh because a video is so many pictures bob won't be working with us anymore says management bob's responsibilities bob's salary this is for you and you have a great day folks i don't think that's how it works that is how it works really yes i ain't working for anything buddy that's why i'm my own boss jellyfish sting dave i've been stung by a jellyfish quick pee on it with my burgoy take that you bastard i meant on my [ __ ] sting not hot that child does peeing actually save it would you pee on me if a jellyfish stung me oh yeah oh my god that's so funny buy me my ink i'll buy a new printer instead because it's cheaper oh it's true that's how they make money in the business printers are cheap but they get you by the ink all my co-workers agree to dress up as smurfs for halloween i'm the only one to go through with it your co-workers are [ __ ] hate those guys until they'll do something yeah and you back out my wife and i announced today for those of you wondering it's a girl parasite arriving spring 2021 ripley isn't thrilled about it that's pretty cool are they calling the baby a parasite yes because it is a parasite that's what i mean but it by definition is our house has 10 rooms and yet for some reason the children just want to stay right next to me but isn't that what having your family is for that's what having a good family is for driving driving driving i'm going to turn on the backlight and the father is like turn it off or we'll die yeah that's what my dad did too oh question so my dad told me to turn it off because i can't see the road is that true no they can see the road then why are there why are they making me turn it off i don't know my dad said like we get get arrested like they pull us over right every dad is like the most ridiculous reason we have been trying to reach you about your card's extended warranty i hate that i get calls from just random companies i'm pretty sure those are scams though i got one like literally today this is a courtesy call to renew your warranty before we close the file if you are interested in renewing your auto warranty now please press five now or press nine to be removed from our list like who the [ __ ] is this from new york i don't even live in new york anymore i'm getting married today i woke up early and practiced my vows on my cat but he didn't cry once should i rewrite the vows or get a more sensitive cat it was actually so bad that that's just his reaction no it was a good thing because the cat is so stunned and captivated oh he was like wow that's bad no not actually gonna use that no he was like wow i've never been this touched i made this unauthorized burger king commercial with a dark twist hope you like it wow this looks very well shot wooper sandwich prestige damn that burger looks good it's that [ __ ] there make him eat it [Music] okay the whopper was so good it literally killed him he was the one that warned him no no because he wanted the burger [Music] it's a really good commercial eat like a king i'd actually want to order some burger king now and i haven't had burger king years seriously why is burger king not hired this guy meanwhile back in 1999. can't believe people thought that was actually a good idea right just be yourself thank you attractive person you're welcome i'll love myself and i'll just be myself it's so easy to pick up girls just go up to them and say hi it's so easy there are plenty of times why can't you i asked my girlfriend who lives in europe to fill in the map of the us these are the results california my boyfriend lives here she got nevada okay she's actually pretty good she's really good oh god probably wait a second wait austria i thought she lives in europe oh my god wait wait wait okay guys these states aren't real and you can't tell me otherwise how do people not know where new york is that's new york constraining all these people no it's [ __ ] not my favorite photo i've ever taken is of a kid tripping into a hundred thousand dollar car if you scratch that what would happen kids aren't sharp they're pretty soft you know how would you know yeah but it's fine this is a little kid you know hit plenty of those before this is a joke creeping up swoosh i win again yes but at one point it always is like perfectly just in the center back the [ __ ] away back the [ __ ] away on happy halloween little one now back the [ __ ] away she's just being safe ginny could you not pepper spray the kid though kid got too close ginny happy halloween i'm gonna die cause a little kid and get the [ __ ] away shh oh my god my lucky day sungai was selling the ps5s outside the grocery store for fifty dollars no that's not the ps5 that's the ps6 my guy guys sucks stopping in front of the playstation [ __ ] huge whoa i got a vasectomy today okay why are you wearing that so you don't suck it as a child falling from a tree i'm fine as an adult standing up too fast [ __ ] [ __ ] dude yeah when you're a kid you're so much more like limber and like malleable yeah you get hit by cars and it's fine i mean i'm good so far i feel like i'm still pretty limber but it's going to be sad one day still pretty lumber comes back from 10. no good i can't get all my knees upstairs but if i didn't like play a sport you know [Music] why the [ __ ] is this so loud i built all these all those stupid inventions and sam in the spinning spread scooper ah that's cool [Music] asian moms would love this [Music] my mom would love this you can use this for everything you know dishwashing soap shampoo wow damn saved a solid 10 cents there the adventures of asian superman hey you guys ever noticed clark and superman look exactly the same oh wow perry what what'd i say you know two asian guys and you have to say they look exactly the same but superman's not asian he's kryptonian that's even worse i can't even tell how many layers of racism that is that worked out pretty well for him right clark's like i did it again anyone that reveals him let's cancel him for being racist yeah it's like are you assuming that because i'm asian adults on board we want to live too ah your life don't matter as much i guess yeah i design fake inventions and the cocktail hourglass helps you drink only one drink per hour i feel like these adventures are actually pretty smart though like they could work yeah that's actually smart a lot of girls could use this a lot a lot of small girls you know that maybe get a little too eager if they're alcohol [Music] don't have the body compositions handle it very well i feel attacked no you're not small you're a good size but you're not very like you're not like one of those really small i've had the same giraffe shower curtain since i've moved in a few years ago at 26 i thought it was time to get a more serious curtain that is an upgrade never change sir this one actually looks a lot better it looks artistically really satisfying the worst guy in world war one he goes around giving a sausage to the boys you know what i'm saying like would you like a verse okay please keep doors shut cornbread is out p.s he's not hungry he is a liar oh my god how do you confirm a cat lies aren't animals always hungry it's just like in their biology to always be hungry you know oh not my cat though oh that's because he's dying right yeah pretend i'm not even here it's a [ __ ] do not matter well good is that what he would do jesus christ like maybe it is a good thing you're bro some read some watch some play but we all can agree on reality sucks no i don't agree actually yeah well every day reality sucks but there are some highlights but for the most part being able to experience a lot of things is more interesting than what you're experiencing currently all right oh my god jesus he's like my opportunity is now animals attack food like they haven't seen food in days you know it's like the last meal they'll ever eat oh hey this dog looking at jimmy fallon they got beef dogs like [ __ ] takes all my owner's time cause he watches your show he doesn't bed me nor does he walk me when the documents were in place beaufort you listen now get this that's when the subcommittee had to reallocate the funds and then it's like kind of like genie are you watching i'm like yeah that's totally genie yeah you're like watching and playing a video and i'm just like well i mean what are you saying is pretty [ __ ] boring you know like who the [ __ ] is going to be able to stay awake for that i like his name though beaufort beaufort i want to call my dog buford now i'm not allowed to attend class because [Music] holy [ __ ] wow like why did you miss class i'd show them her this video and be like he even pulled out his claw yeah and he said if you [ __ ] press enter courtney's first fight my buddy's girlfriend farted in front of him for the first time he got a cake for the occasion oh get you a meal that will celebrate your fights when you do it in one of them i'm gonna have to get you like 17 cakes genie no i'm just joking each year my brother and i compete to give the hardest to open birthday gift this year i wrapped his gift in concrete that's pretty hard to beat ginny you guys are sadistic it's pretty hard there better not be the ps5 in there they'd be worse there at that point if there's a ps5 in there i'm getting my ass in there doggy outsmarts owner [Music] dude dog's too smart [Music] hell yeah he's like [ __ ] vibrate oh my god he even pretends to be sulking dude even humans aren't this smart i swear to god gene dogs are smarter than humans oh my god he even pretended he's like it's so hard just waiting for the snack this is how my auntie blocks ads from her screen yeah see who needs to sign up for vetted premium put a [ __ ] paper over it did she bolt something onto her command yeah this is a casey neistat just like a [ __ ] engineer my son who has down syndrome made up a menu for tonight's dinner he did a good job except some of the sides are a little sketchy welcome to someone's night the menu is hamburgers drinks water soda milk sides goal slaw coleslaw oh cool slaw applesauce fresh flies and tater fresh no i'm pretty sure it's french fries oh fish fillet that honestly sounds dope as hell to me ginny fresh flies no french fries oh yeah of course i love me some good old gold slaw remember if your girlfriend looks like this she's a keeper a bee keeper dad is in the meeting do not empty do not enter or lose screen time for two days answers to your question no unless you are bleeding it's fine pieces of fruit in the wash ask mom and these kids were like ah [ __ ] it i'm gonna lose screen time seth macfarlane doing kermit the frog doing liam neeson's famous taken quote i don't have any money but when i do have a very specific set of skills skills that make me a nightmare for somebody like you if you don't let the girl go i will track you down i will find you and i will kill you that was very good the saffron farm is one of the most talented gangsters ever listen to his christmas album it's a great singer except for the pile where you know everyone thinks that one song's about the baby is cold outside yeah gene's got a good impression too thank you [Music] all right let's keep going like nothing happened [Music] no oh no no that's what i imagine these guys see you know you know those guys have goats like that's probably what they see like doesn't it make sense like why would you be attracted to animals unless they look like humans all right guys our food is here make sure to smash that like button if you would want every police dog to not look like that because that would be wrong and we're all christian individuals and subs subscribe to the channel because most of you watching are not subscribed so in the stats and you made it to the end of the video so why not we'll see you next time peace you're right genie you're right

Channel: MxR Plays

Views: 1,146,379

Keywords: mxr, mxr plays, opening, skyrim, girlfriend, gf, vlog, family friendly, asian couple, cooking, funny, fails, REACTION, tik tok, meme compilation, tik tok cringe

Id: fl56OAUxVA8

Length: 18min 0sec (1080 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 24 2020