r/Oopsdidntmeanto | OH!!! DID I DO THAT?!

please don't do this i seriously can't imagine my life without you i didn't cheat on you jeff goldblum is a dinosaur i didn't mean to send that what's up guys and welcome back to mk my name is damian and today we're going through our slash oops didn't mean to i know also i really think i need to ask you something go ahead i think you're an awesome girl and that we can be great as more than just friends i wanting to be your boyfriend and taste your chocolate skin what the literal frick you and me both dude you and me both that's my chocolate skin oh god okay sorry that wasn't me blank stole my phone blank i swear okay screw you then you ugly for his head harold can't believe you oh my god i can't believe you think i'd write such a thing it's not like i like you or anything lol forgot i had airpods in when i taken this photo r slash oops didn't mean to you just wanted to flex on us with your airpods dude look at you you look like the kind of guy who would flex your bed's too low to the ground though and clean and clean up this mess jeez man we should go see aladdin soon if you can if lol yes we should frick frick lol i'm sorry i swore in my head at my bad typing skills we should go my play is happening on friday if you want to come cuz she does dude belle wants to come after a chain of messages saying how much he needs her in his life i'll treat you like an angel you missed a call from joel sobadap no lol why were you ringing me clicked by accident fell asleep and had arm on it meant excuse perfect 10 out of 10 excuse stop being so arrogant you bruh thanks for your horrible and irrelevant direct message just to let you know for legal reasons we're writing a piece in the sun and the sun online this weekend about cyber trolling and i put this forward as one of the screenshots of messages received regards that wasn't me on my phone i think amber is a lovely and pretty girl and i'm sorry if it offended anyone please don't put me on the sun in the sun online hey hey what's up so blank and i want to hang with you as you've heard yeah but you're away for a while and i have no idea the next time we'll have off after you're back my scheduling goes out to the 27th that's okay but we're interested in a threesome um oh my god no don't worry i'm joking oh okay lmfao if you said you were okay with it i'd be dying right now here's a question why are you not okay with it are we that ugly lol please tell us we would love to know you are absolutely gorgeous in those piercings damn anna oh that photo that means bad news i already know it's going to be a winner in that picture like that just it's our it's been seen it's shown she she's seen it and she's no response hey no reply you sent me a picture of your penny what am i supposed to say i'm sorry for that i really am [Laughter] it it wasn't meant to be sent to you and i was too late to unsend really sorry sorry i sent you my dangling ma'am i didn't mean it please do you give head seriously dude you don't start with hi oh sorry that was for someone else hi there i'm sorry so are you really trans jesus man that bikini damn i like to suck oh my god [Laughter] jesus man i'd lied i like it i'd like to suck on those tweetings like a newborn baby no formula needed they're gonna be they're gonna be sore as freak when i'm done with them lol does that ever work no i'm sorry my dumb friend went through my tinder i'm sorry to disrespect you i love women hello hey i need to clarify something i don't know what i feel about you i know i don't hate you but right now i don't want a relationship plus i don't know what's going on in your life right now so at most i just want to be friends for right now houses and oops didn't mean to i volunteer to be your darling hmm i think i might already have one oh shucks i was just fooling around i didn't mean it besides 95 chance you want my type to start with don't feel bad great cosplay nonetheless lol it's okay i know it was a joke no worries i'll probably be going to sleep by then lmao plus i've never met you so don't really want you in my house alone no offense we can grows honestly i would just love to give you a bud and eat you nah dude we were literally just talking about my boyfriend i don't move like that i don't even want to screw just eat you he ain't gonna know i gave you head but she sends a picture back of her man which is what i i i like that flex he definitely ain't doing you right screw that ignore all those messages my boy took my phone i'm sorry he definitely is though and yeah i dude i i don't know how to begin this one so uh coochie pick now [Music] [Laughter] well my face is all over my profile so you have a coochie pick but it's not all over me face i'm sorry that was my mate last night our slash oops didn't mean to hey cutie can i just say how much i do appreciate you not responding to that my buddy messaged you and i hoped you wouldn't reply because let's be honest that was a definite tool approach on a side note i do think it's very cool that you have your ba in cinema and tv arts do you enjoy older movies of the newer age tech savvy movie slash shows cutie i love you that's was a deer who is this your secret admirer jk it's matthew lovell me and my friend are playing truth or dare and he was texts you it's me matthew lovell from matamata college remember remember me your secret admirer men and women who have bad genes with genetic diseases like diabetes hypertension cancer and etc should not produce children they have no right to make others suffer this is called eugenics and no informed scientist accepts it anymore all humans are genetically variable and we don't discriminate against them on the basis of what alice alice hold on i gotta find out how this word is pronounced [Music] alleles alleles gotcha and we don't discriminate against them on the basis of what alleles they carry it was not really a serious tweet next truth was about my love for food that i can't have the food i love because of some hereditary diseases more than 12.4k hatred i've received so far isn't it too much i've learned though to be more humane even though i think cancer babies are bad just let people reproduce i don't think that's you know we'll get we'll fight the disease not the not the baby the baby didn't do anything bro either get rid of it or get rid of the disease that's it oh no i don't know that's a weird post i don't like the idea of telling people not to produce just go ahead do you do your thing homie let you dick dangle dog let it dangle he hit me up after i posted a selfie on a discord server left shortly after sending this and keeps trying to talk to me what's up send a selfie i'm bored and my sister says she wants to see a cute a guy lmao oh my god dude i'm freaking sorry my sister's a c lol that was her this is from a guy i went on a date with when i didn't respond to his just funeral message he sent this dumbass excuse which doesn't exactly help his case oh i didn't mean to tell you i was you know how's your evening not bad just got in from walking my dog yourself just you know i'm sorry i was texting a friend the same time as you you weren't supposed to get that quick question though how tall are you i'm five foot eight you over six inches what and then an audible face palm oops my bad my height is six feet two inches hey my bad it was a typo i was drunk last night and i didn't know what i was texting last night dtf sorry i said i didn't know what to say and my friend said do that so i just got to send it one of the girls that i was babysitting snuck this photo of me so i decided to edit it oops oops i didn't mean to do that that photo was an accident can someone please tell me why i woke up with 400 extra followers i don't know but it happens to me every time i post a funny tweet am i right am i right no i'm not oops didn't mean to buy 400 followers i sent you a message on accident lol it said come sit on my face [Applause] that's what i imagine that tongue emoji to sound like oh hi that's tits when you open your camera and it's on selfie mode but the picture it takes is fire so you post it anyways okay her boyfriend is the one who wrote i'm the most beautiful person in the world in my bio and i just found that out wtf yeah i creep i know frick my phone is still in german well you better get it out of german my brother and his long-term girlfriend broke up recently here's a screenshot of her texting him this morning accidentally thinking he was one of her friends brother's name is marked with red find anyone for the lease blank and blank are going to take it over with me but they can't get on for about a month blank being a twit and telling people i'm a psycho for asking him to pick up after himself oh well blank sounds like a he's a little bra lol but i went on a date last night with an airport security guard slash pilot has his own house 2016 malibu and a german shep good for you yes how's your rental going heard a little bit about it from blank i have no clue what you're talking about but since you're just being a jerk bye i thought you were blank glasses are off right hey sweetheart can't wait to see you tomorrow what bang dick pic oh my god click the wrong damn circle don't open this text unless i hate this stuff so much man oh god i hate people that do that so embarrassed you're friends on facebook by beautiful the next day hi beautiful please don't text my wife anymore i i apologize i didn't mean say that's my brother okay i'm just unfriend your wife okay my brother have a good night are we good and then he sends a image that says whoever pursues righteousness and love finds life wow that is a big oops i guess i should have cropped that out i was focused on mckinley and the dryer door i'm used to the i guess we have a lot have you had okay sign if he's saying he's asking about s before oh that's a female have you had sketch before i didn't look at the profile picture oh wrong person okay then wait have you though what's it to you when you set your phone down to help a customer and end up accidentally snapping a halfway decent shot of yourself you post it the opposing images don't match up there seems to be more people below than above hmm if you observe better you will see that there is a wall people are hidden on the wall because of the angle that the camera is positioned disregard that comment that's what i get for leaving my phone unattended and open to a page so a precocious 11 year old with little sense can meddle i'm sorry she has been appropriately counseled this person gave me a ride to a party once and now they're in my inbox i'm trying to come see you why i suck well i broke it off with lauren and telling me you suck only makes you want to muck more what no no no no ool lol nah you misinterpreted things my bad dude hello i know i was jk yikes i haven't talked to this kid since he got fired two years ago for sexual harassment yup naked lol huh oh crap law my bad wrong message my apologies lol i'm an idiot lol that you are but it brings us to the end of our slash oops didn't mean to and that was uh accident after accident and i loved every minute of it and if you did leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from mk and as always i'll be seeing you [Music] you

Channel: EmKay

Views: 1,704,680

Rating: 4.9412422 out of 5

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Id: sZWjbkejNqA

Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 09 2019