r/Crappydesign | But why? And how?

fort space welcome to the thought space oh hell yeah love me a fort space what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash crappy design the company is called ape not the font to use o as you know as soon as I read what the company name was called in the word font I knew where this was going but at the same time imagine wearing this out in public and having to get into a conversation about that it's got to be an awkward dinner with Grandma adoption not abortion two letters can save a life shirt ad the dorp ssin and now listen listen just a second here what is a dorp ssin what is a dorp chancellor and how can that save a life of a dorp did three kids oh I've seen this one before no I haven't I thought I've seen this before wait just a second here what's going on this is the fan oh it's the fan I'm trying to understand okay no it's that it's the hand dryer I was trying to show it was going on there dude you're reaching Mach speed on that lid you need to calm it down animal dominoes I love that hey wait just one minute this is all fruit there's not any animals on these dominoes I feel a little ripped off I'm not gonna lie to ya what's your brand 0:02 this is the second edition and you've already messed up twice the fruit dominoes have the monkeys on them if this app will ruin my life why would I download it oh I love those advertisements or something about them so funny to me they need to get more extreme this app will send you into debt and have you mortgage your house and it's just like Frogger but in 3d I'm too tired for this man I'm too tired everything's gonna be funny to me yo I don't know who you are but you are ripped head to toe my duties just Jax and I love it you said something about my dinner just lifts the shirt full abs come and get some then you ruffian you sword we got going on oh oh that's I don't think that works I'll be honest with you I like the balcony but I also really like how you got a sneak out of your house to see the balcony a real nice touch right did someone in the cop oh wait is the crab bit design on the side of the walls I'm not like oh the steps aren't even I'm July there's so many layers of this photo I want to kind of break it down you know like like an onion like Shrek so the steps are uneven number one once you get to those last two steps you really got a height your knee up to get up those last two and then the sidewalls something just doesn't seem right is there's a very strange overall an energy real men wear black but you're wearing yellow you're wearing yellow sir bodyguard sub good defense pepper spray defense she's holding that sword by the blade - she's a badass look at her she is hardcore as hell she's oh there's a stoic face on that lady - as she grips it by the blade like eat bread and like eat milk all part of a balanced breakfast okay we got some drawer those are not drawers those are it's a cabinet that's so weird yo well no you could tell it or not hold on if you don't see the hinges I think you're just dumb because I feel dumb now there's hinges there it's so weird though why wouldn't you just redesign the drawer the the cabinet rather that's so that is that like I'm weirded out by it but I'm also like grossly fascinated crumb cake with graduates photos that looks like a cemetery Russia time to mispronounce this city Bob what up bump crass New York's crass no ask Chris New York's what's the best you gonna get today we've come to celebrate the lives of our graduates it's not a good Russian accent but it will do the job they're all shaped like tombstones - GZ so festive those KitKat bars are Tobler owns what's on the cake there's nothing wrong with this photo this is just how people look you listen when I see a hot babe walking down the street and she's giving me this look I'm head over heels I'm falling I'm swooning you know worst kama ever china flood death toll hits sixty 1,350,000 evacuated ministry damn that sucks damn dude that bites as many as 61 people have been killed in 356,000 wait a minute that's a badly placed comma the opie is completely right feel like I would have heard about it at the flood death killed 61 mil me and the boys I don't like this look neither the looks they're giving me buzz looks like he's up to something nefarious and what he's like I heard about his plan but I'm not gonna do a thing about it and why is buzz standing completely did he go to Toy Story for dressed up like this please don't tell me they did oh god back to back that's even worse look at Woody's face would he just heard a secret that he's really excited about and Buzz the face on Buzz he's seen something he's why are these things that God I really hope those are just statues if those start moving I'd pee my pants I really would I have YouTube on dark mode in every time I open the amp it hits me with this blinding logo oh my god that actually hurt me imagine you're in bed okay and you're like huh you know one YouTube video before I go to sleep you open up YouTube but your corneas are immediately singed off the funnier face my 50 pound fan slowly moves over time see oh nice dude I love this that's not cry but design the fan is sentient it needs to go to the store it's gotta get some milk some eggs don't hate home is where the heart is dude I love all these little drones look at that one son you see him coming towards you with his white background that's the last thing you see boy the last thing you see is a JPEG and by Sutton no orange cap you store water in the magazines wow wow wow wow pretty sure that's a hazard like safety wise for the kid using this toy gun that's good that would that would end very poorly I wouldn't buy that one bet discovery ideas how do different planes fly yes that is my favorite plane how does it fly simple it don't that's a bunch of PVC - you trying to that's just like there's no forethought or planning why would you do that only the jazia STUV men can use the middle urinal don't plants all the friends a prick yeah yeah that's right there is no flag like red white and blue there are quite a few actually real men love bow hunting geez the attached image Jesus is carrying that cross and this dudes like you some I'm gonna get you dipstick you know what I recommend three four five six man my man's got seven fingers on one hand what do you recommend sir I'll do anything you want please hide your gross alien fingers oh I love these lights we've got green red blue yellow and white but they're not in the way they need to be rearranged um now where are all those rooms like that that's weird why do I have to like jump three and one over to get the 302 when I was just in 301 why am i running halfway across the hall for that I don't feel like without - one [ __ ] this rose themed bedspread looks like they have like Freddy Krueger when to go to sleep with you hold your eye into the middle of the bed and just splatted your blood across everything but the center he doesn't want to be too filthy sorry that's not correct correct answer fifteen point eight to six seconds your answer fifteen point eight three seconds okay enter your response is a real number rounded to two decimal places hmm I don't know math so I'm just going to assume that the machine was right we put the s and fun I love fun my favorite think it's fun oh hell yeah sample.txt delicious what a beautiful pillow been to this guy's place twice and have on multiple occasions fallen victim to the shin blasts the Sheep the shin blaster mm oh oh the [ __ ] blasted mm holy crap stop looking at me like that guy I'm not gonna buy your product if you look at me in the face like that it looks like he's pulling snot out of his nose don't say that don't say that oh it does oh god it goes all the way to man put that back where it came from [Laughter] I love playing video games too bad I can't walk around because my weird foot my weird foot dude I love all all these planets we got Mercury Venus Earth the moon Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus and Pluto damn Mars been looking kind of thick lately not gonna lie [Music] [Laughter] save water add which makes you spit on the poor kid's face well brush why do all these posts have just people looking at me in a weird way I don't like it what I hit next post oh god hit the spot don't wink at me sir yeah like what you see yeah hit the spot come on hit it oh my god walk up them steps one two three and four all right you did it what now you've been duped you've been tricked I have become the thing I have sworn to destroy taking your eyes off the road too long or too often could cause a crash resulting in injury or death to you or others focus your attention on driving it's a dog toy that floats and squeaks but why is it got teeth and a smile please pick one of the other hello there Tesco could you please explain this expiry date please if I'm honest Matthew I have no idea 2nd of January 20 40 can you save me the products barcode number I'll have a chat with my support team about this and find out for you thanks Sharon here you go Sharon Thanks hi Matthew just a double check did the relish come with the burgers Thanks yep he was like a set he had two burgers two buns two cheese slices and a Sancha to the relish hi Matthew I've had a response from my support team they've advised the date code on the rel only is the Julian date 2:01 for Oh is the one hundred and fortieth day this translated into the Gregorian calendar is the 20th May 2020 thanks Maggie okay Maggie are you serious surely that's not a legitimate way to dating surely that's not a legitimate way of dating products that still don't help me like do you have a copy of this fine a few I fully agree with you if I had received this myself I wouldn't have known what this meant what I can do is pass this through to my support team to ask why they date it this way I'll come back to you ASAP thanks Maggie Maggie I got a bag at a Tesco falafels but the best before date appears to be in Roman numerals can you help carpeted bathrooms looks a little cozy I'm not gonna lie that's one weird look at duck I think that's supposed to be a pelican before you are your vote is you or you your is our vote you so this is a Daniels do these guys in the badges choose to ignore the weird hologram lady that they have up here unleash your white power kah pure white energy that is weird I don't like that ah yes a zipper a zipper in a place where zippers are needed the most at the collar perfect and that brings us to the end of our slash crappy design and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and until next time I'll be seeing you

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Id: r6HoAFlZzoA

Length: 12min 28sec (748 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 10 2019