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the microwave said no because it knows you're going for your third helping of instant ramen no more you've had enough you've had enough what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damian and today we're looking through our / software Gor uh yes for 28 but there are only eight floors you are going to to heaven welcome to heaven this is the 28th floor oh yo s so I don't know how to I don't even know what to talk to you like what to say for that that's so weird yo how does that even happen GG I guess you have a weird looking screen buddy you are now watching ah my favorite movie the age limitation to by the side of Matt to be 1 years or older it's one monster starting Kevin off earlier as an a380 ever crashed no results found but there's thirty four million three hundred thousand results what do you mean there's nothing found what are you hiding from me unexpected problem we apologize for the error success we returned to home they did it B had an error and apologized for it s spectacular it's you it's you a home country of purchase Australian I it's mine now I own it you're welcome yo that Taylor's looking a little weird something's missing now get it because of the yeah that's right I like Pokemon listen here you've brought me a blue box but what I want is stuffed it's blue like this box Thanks thank you for visiting Ferger you're welcome boy go okay so we're we're just doing dementia hey where is that going where does it think it's going oh look what you've done you've scared off the centimeters I don't know in game this is this is the sky Ram I don't I've never played it's beautiful though it's a beautiful game whatever game this is as beautiful well good wait just one minute this man has unlimited power country select one Canada Chipotle France Germany United Kingdom United States of America I was actually born and raised in the de poele lay Chloe probably got like 69 from the test and that in her mind she didn't pass my text just broke what's even going on in here I'm trying to is this a it looks like a Matt Dickey game I recognize like ring poses someone tried to play wrestling revolution the Matt Dickey game and then immediately get cooked that's what it looks like alright so six five two one nice looks good it's a correct answer then your answer the same thing what'd you do wrong nothing nothing that's what a oh it's Borderlands is this one or two I just started playing Borderlands 2 and you know what I hope I see this in game I hope that's a feature not a bug Chuck what do you think you're talking to bud what do you think you're talking to I know cuck gallery pictures when you walk in nothing wrong with this oh no I see January 12th 42:26 well my man's are in the future daily reward 737,000 212 days 19 hours 11 minutes that's how long until I get my daily reward that doesn't sound very daily I didn't quite get that how many players do we have two great that will be two teams will play six rounds okay before we begin let's give you funny names team three would you like me to call you undefined or would you rather be called undefined quiet that's creative but it wasn't an option these are the options undefined undefined undefined that wasn't one of the options the options are undefined undefined go ahead pick one oh wait tried to make a driving game what's so bad let's take a look let's see what happens son okay well that's yeah it's not exactly our driving works now I earn right out he got it man I believe in you Oh someone hurt Port Dwight who did this to Dwight he's looking more sad than usual oh yes English USA but that is not the flag son that is not the flag well moving forward hold down error to sprint what button is that this looks completely fine to me nothing quite out of the ordinary just exactly how iTunes is meant to use my task manager broken it said F in the left corner oh it did it paid respects I appreciate that what does the L stand for in the fda's alert tool listen listen listen listen yeah hey my man got a name then percents B+ that's a b-plus oh god what what'd they do to you crash what man hurt you to tell you their secrets who whould you man who would you they go zoom in I like to wait what's going on in here oh wait a minute it's Bob it's Bob and like that I like Bob wait what hold on run that by me one more time chief what'd you just do okay so you scrolled in and Bob on the television which is cool it's screw nice that's sick but then you zoomed out Bob's a part of everything this isn't software Gore this is intended I needed directions to footlocker not the fourth dimension am i right I mean look I take a laugh see look at this this whole part where I gotta just clip the reality I don't like it it's not what I was looking for food from March 27th two million two hundred thirty 1863 BC to June 16th 2000 1980 oh those french fries look straight-up yummy though I'm not gonna lie to you and they serve them in a cute little fryer basket that's so adorable well I see a Furby you know something's gonna go wrong Jesus Christ that doesn't look real that doesn't look real at all that's not a dude oh my god I don't like Fermi's man hey look it's Geo again right I think no it's fanny pillow TV or is it jeah now I see Gio's name and fatty pillow oh well talk about salt or gore huh okay I get that this pictures not loading all the way but I really like the aesthetic grain of this photo you really need you need the internet for this it doesn't look like your and your can I'm not gonna do that voice the entire time I'll check I'll shut my connection and try again he weird you weird a computer you yo you're your laptop is ascending and that's what Acer's do that's the acer promise like I said not a bug a feature asparagus eggplant the lawyer a lawyer why would that be another thing about fruits and vegetables problems with logging in what kind of issues are you having logging in log in lose to provide you with the best messaging experience please sign in what else can we help with I'm unable to sign in what kind of issues are you having logging in login page keeps looping to provide you with the best messaging experience please sign in just call them at that point bro calm at that point my man is only gonna take five minutes don't you worry Mamadou is on the way you order he is bringing it fresh it'll be piping hot five minutes nice a hundred a hundred and then a 94% but you got you know thirteen point four six nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine out of sixteen correct so Strehlow hotter oh god now who mess with Michael who who messed with Michael huh he's looking at me all weird now minecraft what it's all videos on roblox now what I wanted you all good CJ you looking kind of weird lately I'm not gonna lie CJ you've been feeling kind of you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something man someone needs to talk to CJ Oh Garry's Mod stuff always breaks in this game let's see what breaks this time around me spawning a barrel no problem you can bring out your tool gun yeah is what easy but what is he doing a motor oh dude something is bound to go wrong here right so now it's turning okay there it is you've done it try walking into it I dare you oh that thing is spinning fast - names of flowers uranium's principal Ian Duke nice and laneah X grandiflora the phone is currently off would you like to turn on the phone now you giving me this screen bud turned on my phone and woke up for this okay okay are you over 18 years of age no or no your only two options open and open I can open and open never been given this option before steam wallet funds four pounds subtotal four pounds were the tanks of two hundred and fifty eight million four hundred and thirty four thousand nine hundred and seventy five dollars but deducted 258 million four hundred thirty four thousand nine hundred and seventy five pounds leaving a total of four pounds it's this what she wanted or we'd like to remove the purchase hey you incinerated this girl from the waist up I think you might want to fix that button need to get a ninety percent to pass no higher no lower so you can't get hot what so my man got a hundred percent and didn't pass because the passing score was a ninety percent that is some clown that's a very strong password but your passwords too weak you must use a stronger password to continue start putting more numbers and characters in there man phone number please use dashes three - three - is your iPhone folder not look like that that looks like a perfectly normal iPhone fully to me from especially for photo and video why is your Gmail and reddit in photo and video your weird kind of guy yo I have two hundred and fifty five percent available on my laptop this baby's gonna last me at least another ten hours cuz of all the funny videos I watch on YouTube calm I don't know what you did to piss off that's Alamance or that flea Rihanna or that other monkey one but I want you to stop oh that's just terrifying looks like a skull what do Tuesday elections results mean for Democrats the fall of he-man because skeletor's on the TV D wrote or danced five minutes be right back in five minutes but all they could to see is the beautiful condensed to black bars first letter of the alphabet K last letter of the alphabet D what is the first letter of the alphabet a what is the last letter of the alphabet Z tsunami floods effect we forgot to fill in the code brah yo that is a gnarly tsunami though and oddly enough a lot of white Subaru vans there I'm sure they're not Subarus but I like to think that they are but the the startling amount of white SUVs select your gender well are you released notes do I do you identify as release notes earlier today snapchat broke i expanded wide boy wide boy wide boys in the house everybody look out it's wide boy he's coming through i'm a chatbot i'm gender-neutral and it's perfect like that do you have family i don't have parents or family in the sense you'd imagine I do have you in the millions of Ubisoft Club members one big happy geeky team and you I'm an orphan excellent I'm here to help keep it that way Sam Sam you're in beta this shouldn't be a thing you do I'm pretty sure that my TV is only two meter away from me no it's not it's actually 3900 twelve point eighty seven kilometers it closer to it the screen yeah i unlock a secret channel oh yo that is so I don't like that I'll like anything about that at all just not my cup of tea guy just nothing like cup of tea it's like what is it user what was it username 666 it feels like that creepypasta short name of person we'd love to learn from you hello Marcus Zuckerberg has sent us this to tell you that we'd love to learn from you can you take a few minutes to answer a short survey we promise we won't use this information stellaris performing step 5 of 4 give it its time it's steam you know how it is Oh yikes dog and snuck let me pass here you snow call me pass Snoqualmie Snoqualmie Pass something like that snow Kwame bikes man you have negative seventeen thousand nine hundred sixty six degrees put on a couple jackets dude geez how do you say 100 in Spanish English 100 Spanish 154 thanks zero bytes free of 257 terabytes stop downloading all those movies I get Avengers in games cool but you don't the download over and over again we get it you like watching funny movies guy an SVG to PNG converter decided that I should die first well you heard the snow did you mean to switch apps Microsoft store is trying to open Microsoft's or are you trying to buy minecraft texture packs do this free ones the system has been destroyed press power button to shut down that's more than software Gore there's some hard work or to that glass is terrible guy my team of lawyers after I was sentenced to death transcribed image G AutoCAD did it kindig-it dick if dickly I am a button trying my best to transcribe images here trying buddy oh is this terraria it's not terraria as I remember it the best I have to go off is that mini-map terraria what is going on guy you all good transcribed image kodox Nixon since gotten four just asks it's kind of what she didn't do it they get Jim Honda Shia tradition wouldn't as II shouldn't in a bid to be the axis I'm a bot and I'm trying my best to transcribe images no rotating a photo in the Photos app grants you the ability to infinitely zoom in while you're kicked under the phone image enhance image enhance when is it gonna enhance yes yes we've gone into deep Watson we've gone into deep we're now reaching pixels of pixels and then there's nothing neskowin god you ate student in the United Stated year the answer is about four point zero three quadrillion person squared years thanks dude yeah I think something's wrong you computed all that cellophane still on the bottom of that thing there you want to peel that off that's awfully satisfying to do you hungry for some LTE so nice you see it twice oh goodness gracious Oh God he stopped moving and someone faced into his brains oh that's so weird why does that happen and you see when his head like the the character's head moves and it like moves his head - it's so weird dude Wow oh nice your iPhone's got that cool bokeh effect in the folders I get this a software war but that looks awfully cool and aesthetic I would keep it which would you choose with Amazon 51 we're quick buy 39 I don't know what I'd choose man but none of these look like a tenday none of these look like my amiibos be honest with you version created during wreck something like that but it was created January 1st 1601 at 9:30 a.m. how'd you do that man and that brings us to the end of our / software göran if you enjoyed the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 16min 58sec (1018 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 10 2019

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[u/NuryP]

IDW is a time traveler.

[u/Sturmgewehr90]

I watched the whole thing.