r/Oopsdidntmeanto | oops! my camera opened! hehe

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opened my laptop this morning to find out apparently at 5:00 in the morning I recorded a full free particle pillow arrangement of the national anthem Who am I you're James Charles what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is damien and today we're going through our slash oops didn't mean to my friend had to do my insta and if you liked an old post it wasn't me jealous have you got much plans this week other than work you go get a waffle or whatever if you want it didn't want you anyway you're too stuck up for me yikes I was at work but okay I was joking you work too hard blank you know I have a boyfriend though so what I'm your friend but you sent me a wiener pic oh sorry for that it was mistake hey can you Ford me that pic actually deleted from my phone sold vizio tv practically brand new only used once nice I'm leaving for work soon are you free tomorrow I will be in the afternoon I'm home now if you want to swing by real quick I wish but I'm running late babe is tomorrow no good tomorrow works and could you not call me babe my bad slope of the fingers texting from the shower why are you texting from the shower you idiot together for years she got pregnant so when you gonna let me take you out on a date when hell freezes over Lucifer wrong person sorry that was meant to go to Matt let me eat your boy Wow as tempting as that seems and I have to pass I'll just comment another the wrong post LMFAO slow applause said nodes and there there D there they are okay send nudes take a hint what do you mean evidence in you needs the first time then leave it LOL also who the Frick are you lmao I don't want you nudes it's fine it was a dare I mean unless you wanna unless you want to send it's not saying you shot I'm just saying if you want to okay not bad yeah interesting what you want nudes from me it's a test to see if you would send them yeah F no not to you ever oMG I'm so sorry I always give my phone to my little brother and I'm sorry he made that comment on your recent post I'm so sorry I love your account and your artwork your brother huh how many wieners ways out of curiosity how many wieners screwed that coochie so far you are getting it so blocked forgive me I accidentally send that message to you yeah sure my dude his answers a hilarious reporter there's no room for solar panels musk then put it over there wow this comet got stupidly viral edit stop giving me likes but you could give me subs edit sorry for being desperate I didn't even remember typing this friend took this pic without me even realizing but I was very aesthetically posed I'll take the best pictures when you can't see my face when I'm not aware the camera was taking a picture put a shirt on who took that law I did by accident I was fixing my bun and had my phone up on the swing set and the timer was on I must have touched the screen letting to think I wanted to take a picture please please clap hate nice name censoring you [ __ ] you [ __ ] nice name censoring please come to my house and ruin me sorry my friend took control my tinder Oh big boy post horrific sounds good I'll make sure everything is ready hey man really sorry to do this demand for my place is overwhelming and I have no choice but to raise prices I'm going to change the price to $100 a night but I'll change to $90 for people who already booked you could choose to go with the new price or cancel apologies for the inconvenience hi Christian according to the Airbnb reservation policy the price we agreed on at the initial booking should remain alteration request declined sorry dude send that message to the wrong person the this other guy named Alex who's sending kind of weird / creepy messages and I wanted him to cancel you're totally fine my bad on that you're gonna derive at any blah blah blah blah blah blah blah get cut off Christian I want to rail you what oops that was meant for my cousin sorry 65% of women cheat but 85% of the time it is the man's fault women tend to cheat because they feel lonely for long periods of time in their relationship and so might lean on another male for support and accidentally accidentally has oppressed them and it's understandable have a nice day facing us nope nope I so didn't mean this message for you wrong person my bad okay sheriff man with cocaine in his nostrils tells deputies it's not his that's a solid defense and it is admissible in court um as f oh crap wrong person lol I'm dead I was trying to get some wiener I still AM though wall well good luck on that endeavor amigo Thanks I'm having a great morning slept in and got out of the car with two different shoes on one is a flat - I think they're a little smaller than average at least you've got titties yeah I'll probably suck on your tits sorry I kind of under turned on right now psyche not even turned all really lame joke yes I know my apologies good night he asked nudes but I closed the snap and so it's not on the screenshot my friend told me to send it to every girl on my snap yeah yeah and I was supposed to believe it I don't know I'm just desperate and I know you're probably just gonna block me did you belong to me well Evan you could still send a message what do you think accidentally buys a first-class ticket to go 30 minutes out of town that's in affluent whoops if I open one of your snaps and it says screen recording ignore it please please ignore it so I'll put all of my songs that didn't make the album into a folder and put it in a Dropbox link but I accidentally emailed to some fan and he wants me to pay him or he says to leak them and I refused to buy my own from some oh whoops and I refuse to buy my own stuff from some fans so if 100 plus songs leak screw it horny begun I'm sorry I wanted to send it to someone else you accidentally opened the chat then the camera then took a video and sent it through all that you didn't know who you were sending your wiener to sorry I don't even know how I threw this there but yeah you aimed at it dummy stupid idiot dunce weirdo what you up on the day not sure yet you I'm gonna try to go to Mike's also I screwed that chick from fantasy and a Chinese chick so I might dip out of there real quick to meet up oh well welcome to group texts oh hey everybody one of many comments on a kid's YouTube video where she dances to in the heights yellow continuously calls her gross only to respond this when called out bruh yeah all the trolls are speaking sorry troll I don't care if I look weird I know that I am and I'm not ashamed of it I embrace my weirdness it makes me feel not normal or boring I'm a cosplayer and we get paid to do this kind of things PS that's not the way you spelt you it you naughty we if that's what you're trying to put I'm so sorry my sister took my iPod I am so very sorry Twitter takes down accounts of China dissidents ahead of Tiananmen anniversary I don't know if I said that word right three days before the most sensitive political anniversary on the Chinese calendar Twitter suspended the accounts of Chinese political commentators and what it said was an accident the move showed starkly the global political ramifications of Silicon Valley slip-ups are you really that upset with your life that you have to tell people themselves you're literally effed in the head gtfo h nah not at all never that [ __ ] is an abbreviation of can you stop I know can starts with a C but it's just like when you say afk on console instead of saying AFC you literally spelled out kill yourself - yeah are you talking about typing kos on my phone shortcuts to kill yourself why is that the shortcut here's a photo I took of oozy during the good old days I took this from the window of hats cheesesteaks and Philly I was testing out my new telephoto lens and having a capture there didn't even realise it was easy till I got home and like four months had passed all love sometimes candid are your best shot yes this was candid I was playing on my cell phone nice man hello I'm Vox I would I would love to lick your a-hole I have a king dong and I love to trade pics dude WTF Gazette line ever every work hello to you too miss I guess my little brother was playing on my phone again he likes to spam people well girls mostly that's believable he said he was 26 I told him I was 16 then he said he was joking could I meet you and wear no thank you why you're too old it's joke I'm 18 I won't fall you don't ignore your Biden says you're 26 I want to kiss you so bad right now okay wait who is this the guy you met back in March saying you were pregnant oh crap wrong person meant for someone else okay then when you wake up and realize you have a new tattoo why did you get it in that position though it looks really awkward between your shoulder blades Dawg but it brings us to the end of our slash oops didn't mean to and that was a accident after accident and I loved every minute of it and if you did leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]
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Channel: EmKay
Views: 728,984
Rating: 4.9563141 out of 5
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Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)
Published: Sun Jul 14 2019
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