r/Niceguys | your not that hot!!,!

i was away from my keyboard for three minutes hello i know you are online are you mad at me hey did you mute me okay fine i will find new friends hello everyone welcome to mk my name is jack sadly not the cool european way of spelling it but just with jack and today we're gonna be looking at my messaging history when it comes to talking to women i'm kidding these posts aren't all about me when i talk to women i don't even know how to no nice guys is all about us hopeless romeo is being reminded about the reality that hey at least i'm not that guy now come on you let's laugh at some bad social skills still taken yes yes pity does he make you happy yes he's a babe not interested in having fun not at all oh you sure your boyfriend is all good and faithful yep wouldn't be in a relationship otherwise would i well what if i show you this photo of you that for some reason is going to strengthen my argument girl like you needs a real man to take care of her right oh casanova why don't you go and woo some single gals who are actually interested men like to hunt whoa we aren't cavemen anymore that's just nature in us you want men to adore you men want to conquer okay for the last time not interested don't agree with your alpha male theories and not going to continue this convo bye ouch or somebody is hurt by facts that you sound like a boomer enjoy your boring relationship with your feminine boyfriend while i work on myself and have all the fun your bicep emoji yeah i'm tough bet he cheats on you we can't believe you're like this poor dude [Laughter] looking forward to hear about the golden couple's breakup well this guy doesn't totally strike me as a nice guy actually it more strikes me as just a classic d-bag like you always hear that girls are so confusing but dude she is making it so clear and obvious that she is not interested how how can you not pick that up hey i'm sorry if i came off wrong bruh what part of leave me alone was not clear be cool all i just want is be friends i don't know why you're being weird but to be clear i don't want anything from you just a chat buddy leave me alone i wonder if this guy's aware of the fact that chat buddies also refuse to send nudes god the tactic some of these guys apply to try and get with women it's just it's so like it reminds me of a weasel which i know is a huge insult to weasels at least they're cute and adorable these guys are just well the opposite my dude that is lingerie not an outfit well i would like to see her in that when she is out and about and if we were indoors it would be lingerie and she probably wouldn't be wearing it that long [Laughter] insinuating intercourse in front of people i don't know online is definitely an appropriate social thing dude i don't think you'll need to worry about her or any female being indoors with you that hurt i miss the company of a woman nice guys usually miss out oh look he's self-aware but also not crazy how females want male friends but don't even know how to be real friends y'all will use them for male advice someone to vent to heavy lifting a shoulder to lean on etc but the second he's at his lowest point and asked to borrow some putang you'll act like y'all don't have it oh my god is this is this actually how they justify themselves wow who seriously thinks of their friends as some sort of like physical intercourse outlet of frustration i what and okay buddy if you need kinky times to get rid of your depression and your low sad low point feelings no you don't need kinky times ah you need a therapist gosh i feel like it comes to a point where there's a bunch of guys out there who say this stuff when what they mean to say is they just want company they want a connection with someone but of course they don't know how to express that they haven't grown up being taught how to really express that as a guy so they just resort to what all the other boys around them say and say oh i want to get a girl i want to bang a chick it's honestly really sad actually but ah it's also real pathetic when you confidently express it like please explain how you would not feel absolutely used and cared not about if your friend was just using you for you know satisfaction oh but my female friends are using me as an emotional outlet so so why can't i get the same satisfaction from them because they're treating you like a friend you idiot not a vibrator oh that is a quote that'll be weird to hear outside my bedroom door right now what night are you free the next morning not sure yet but i'll keep you notified as we get to know each other better smiley face ah i see how it is the old meeting a guy off the internet is scary because he might actually be nice guy scenario well you know what and that ladies and gentlemen is a self-defeatist in action like come on dude she even sent you a smiley emoji she clearly isn't being lazy about talking back to you can we stop assuming every woman out there that we like is some sort of enemy or huge mountain we've got to conquer in order to feel good about ourselves like they're just flawed human beings no better than us treat them as such she's probably just as nervous and not really sure how to approach this as you are everyone my abusive ex-boyfriend who continuously contacts me from alt accounts would always describe himself as a kind gentleman it's been three to four years he's in his late 20s i'm pretty funny i bet you're really nice too i am honestly it it's not a nice guy it's the truth i saw my mom's boss's family and they said i'm honestly a gentleman yeah they said my mom raised a good son it's true i'm pretty good damn polite and good looking all of the above uh six foot alpha a freaking alpha if if i tell you something don't get mad at me okay okay i woke up at 3am because my underwear's filled with stuff and i had a wet dream about you it was great honestly i mean i told you the truth sorry it's a vivid memory too i want to kill myself oh don't do that what's wrong i will never be with a girl like you oh i'm too ugly no you're not everyone is beautiful in their own way oh send me nudes i miss you okay but you're not in a position to make demands or requests or force me to do anything and i still want to threesome but i can meet you tonight alright if you meet this replacement guy i'm sending your nudes and videos to everyone you love uh don't do that besides we're not even friends on instagram or facebook i found you on facebook a while back and i can use my brother's facebook to see your friends etc i also screenshot your friends list so i know who to look up wow i i feel ashamed reading that in more of a handsome husky guy voice that didn't deserve that i'm just extremely hopeful that if this guy actually went through with this that all her friends are mature enough to respect the fact that this was totally uncalled for and hunted this guy down like if you breach the privacy of one of my friends was alone one of my siblings i would absolutely eviscerate your pp like i'm not one for cancer culture but oh man would i be biased and believing that these people deserve to be shamed all to the fullest extent for doing this kind of stuff damn who hurt you and if you think nice guys finish last you're not as nice as you think you are oh yeah i'm sure a hot girl will choose a nice respectful dude over some d-bag that would frick her a few times and leave yeah cause that always happens right uh the fact that you specify some hot girl shows that you aren't as nice as you think and view women as objects oh really i mean i think my girlfriend is quite hot but you know i love her for who she is too i love my partner as a person and as an object i am the perfect balance of a-hole and decent guy was gonna say nice guy there but that would have been completely hypocritical also nice guy who's making this complaint they don't like d-bags they like confident guys guys who are assured who like i know what they want they enjoy the company of dudes who are grounded like a rock not like freaking snow nice guys don't finish last indecisive guys do also what of advice to my mates out there who are in the dating game at the moment if you are someone who gets nervous quite a bit and indecisive own it don't be afraid to point it out show decisiveness in your indecisiveness show comfort and confidence in your anxiety make her at least see that you're aware of your insecurities and that will actually make her comfortable as well of course don't sit in them though and even after showing comfort in your insecurities if she doesn't want to see you again well then good you've saved your time chasing after someone who would have been a waste of time anyway anyway let's move on before this becomes a bootleg dating coach episode show me a female that could leave her phone around her man unlocked because she ain't doing nothing wrong i will wait this is nothing but the truth women are just so untrustworthy in general they're always monkey branching looking for the next guy and you know huh what guys do this too but there's plenty of guys that are also untrustworthy just like some women out there no no cuz i'm a guy we don't do that cause i don't do that yeah next you're gonna tell me women struggle just as much with meeting physical beauty standards what bumble profile this guy's five foot eight active he's a cancer oh is that symbolism he drinks socially never smokes likes dogs it doesn't do the wheaties is spiritual and conservative can definitely validate this guy's likely a nice guy because of the five foot eight that and well he's on this video so if you use snapchat filters in your pictures that's false advertisement if your only bit of info on your profile is your ig well i'm not here to support your modelling career this may sound cold but i'm actually nice just allergic to bs and fake love motorcycles closet nerd here's a photo of me that'll show you just how much you'll feel when you're dating me neutral my third grade teacher described me as mudded see i know jokes oh son i do agree with the pet peeve though with all dating profiles girls if your dating profile bio is just your instagram where is the personality yes i get you have a nice boobie and a buddy but i want to know you calls himself a closet nerd too i bet he doesn't even know his timed tables now that is false advertising i've noticed ever since i stopped being a player girls don't talk to me it seems like all girls want are guys that are a-holes and total frick boys do i really have to be a player again to get a girlfriend okay but why is the confederate flag there is that is the confederate flag right i i don't really know but again this guy's going back on that whole thing where they don't want d-bags they just like confident and decisive men they're both different types of things if you were self-aware of the fact that you were being an a-hole or a freak boy to get with a girl then she is not attracted to you being an a-hole she is attracted to who you are pretending to be just to get her in bed so let's apply a bit of math okay mr bumble guy you should be good at this one you closet nerd if i'm being more decisive and open about the fact that i'm attracted to someone and that i want to hang out with them and blah blah blah maybe it's because they're attracted to those qualities not that i'm being deceitful yet you notice that when you tell these kind of girls that you were just you know using them for that kind of stuff that they get really upset and feel kind of used and stuff yeah there's your proof proof that you shouldn't be an ahold come on god common sense abuse is bad abuse is bad women should not be the abused treats them with much respect having them beaten up aside from them being willing and eager to have it happened is bad do not beat them up when they not want abuse should be reported to the law abusers should go to jail they are boogers and stunts and poops this is why girls need nice guys like me uh who can help them through life and protect them from trolleys trolleys babe don't go to the supermarket okay it's it's not safe i don't want you to get hurt you you're going to be attacked by boogers and nuts and boops oh it's so unhygienic especially with this pandemic going along i just i don't want you to be there it's not safe is your not likely to change into yes soon not bragging but let's just be real why would any sane person ever reject me i've had girls tell me that i look good and stuff and i for a fact no i'm smarter and definitely going to be a millionaire in the next two to three years so like that's just stupid if someone rejects me sorry oh let's take a photo of my work just wrote this beautiful piece of code and it made me orgasm heart is freaking you know over the last few years there's been a rather large resurgence in uh confident nice guys actually it's it's it's progress but sadly not in the right direction like good on this guy for being a bit confident but he's being confident towards a girl who's already not interested it's that's when you move on buddy what's that over there some mechanism that's designed to thrust wind in my direction while also designed in a creatively expressionate fashion why i'd have to describe that as windy creative time and today's windy creativeness comes from myla12v they love the vids they always make a bluff and this is for the guys oh thanks and you've been watching since 500 000 subs wow you're a bit of a veteran aren't you and oh look they drew poop look at the poop they drew the poop i love it i love the poop specifically the poop yep oh yeah also you drew mk2 yeah that's cool as well wait did you name us poop is the mk guy named poop i don't i do not agree with this we're not calling him poop nonetheless thank you for the artwork there milo love it love the coloring wish you colored in the poop as well but there's always next time now guys if you'd like to see your fan art also posted on the channel make sure you post it in the mk subreddit but for now that has to do with another video for today thank you all so much for watching of course if you enjoyed today's content and got your fulfillment then i suggest you like the video to let us know we'll only keep making the content you love so let us know by liking it and if you are not a subscriber yet i question your sanity and ask that you do so and click that notification bell so you're always updated on the latest videos of course with that said it is my time to leave so my name has been jack you have been a lovely person to ramble at today and i look forward to seeing you again next time bye

Channel: EmKay

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Id: hU0mjKQiuws

Length: 14min 51sec (891 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020