Old People Got Weird Products - JonTron

i'm back uh you know i took a bit of a hiatus there as you may have noticed so you know i've come back with something pretty maybe not like i'm trying too hard to be relevant but you know i got to play the algorithm we're going to be looking at old people and their pain now i'm just kidding we're not gonna do that what am i a monster but you did smile though didn't you make me sick no but we are doing that though we are we are doing that so yeah i don't know i just want to do a video on these you ever seen those those commercials that come on late at night you know the ones they're just there to scam your grandparents out of money and they fall for it anyway there's just some ridiculous commercials that they make for these things so let's take a dive together into the world of um what we're going to be scammed into eventually when our neurons start to rot [Music] today is the international day of older persons here in korea the actual day was yesterday in other parts of the world designated by the u.n in 1990 the you the [ __ ] u.n you're telling me you flaunted a u.n guideline first of all why but because yesterday was armed forces day it was armed forces day the guys with the guns were out on patrol at that point the un regulations just become a suggestion you can see how that'll move today believe it or not uh korea is one of the fastest aging societies or countries in the world as you can imagine that means the industry for elderly products is going to go up as well where you might see a loved one angela is seeing easy exploitation right now we're looking at 20 billion us dollars huge market get me in what can i repurpose this they they're they can relate to this and aging plants for an aging life i mean you don't need to trim it frankly it trims itself all right let's get started i'm really excited about this so what is this first item so angel could you just explain to me what that is and what i'm supposed to say about it it looks like a speaker well that's basically what it is does anybody here know what this is is this actually was this supposed to be on the set and what it is more specifically it's a wireless voice amplifying speaker system okay so it's a speaker have you ever tried to watch tv with maybe someone a little bit more elderly you're okay with a certain level of volume but they need it to be a little bit louder okay so this is supposed to wirelessly amplify the tv speaker but they'll just be sitting right next to you anyway so you'll just hear it from there thing just turn it up on the tv how deaf is your grandma get her a hearing aid we link this up this is the transmitter to the tv it comes with the little wire you plug it in and then it links up through infrared lights that or rays that is that hooks up with your speaker so you don't need a wire for your speaker i forgot all the steps already forgot everything that way the elderly your grandparent whoever it is can carry around the speaker to wherever they're sitting the beauty about this thing it's got a long range on that infrared while we're trying to watch star trek next generation wheeler to the corner okay it's gross when she's here wheeler parker here i don't know just put the speaker on it don't have to see her anymore this product's more for me than her okay let's try this person here oh so you do hear that echo yeah you can really hear that it's not it's not synced at all also i think it's transmitting russian radio broadcasts i can't hear actually ninja could you make it louder ninja careful stop manheim all right so this next item looks like uh what is this this is called the anmawang another kind of fun name on mohan if you're bored at all during this you could just watch the freaking epic k-pop going on in the background aha it feels like you're you're tapping me on that kind of are you tapping me on the back no you're not that's the thing holy crap i thought it was your finger not to mention these are made from solenoid coils or solenoid features that heats up naturally so instead of like the copper wires where you use electricity it's not going to overheat okay that's good news it's not going to overheat in case that was one of your worries once it hits 40 degrees celsius it shuts off automatically good good it's got a kill switch built in thank god all right this will not be searing any marks into grandma's back should this need a kill switch please please please talk about the next item and this is nail clippers this one is item that already exists am i seeing am i getting that right it's funny because i was telling minjang before the show it's sometimes the best inventions or two very simple products coming together sometimes the best inventions are the ones that have already been invented most people don't know that so for a third item it's just your conventional nail clipper right and this is special about it a lot of things just no she's wilding you're just selling them nail clippers angela that's not ethical the unique aspect is i was wondering about the magnifying glass it comes with a magnifying glass and because her nail clippers made out of steel it sticks right on how neat is that i feel like that might make the situation worse would that help friggin i'll skip the magnifying glass just slap an acog scope on that bad boy trust me you're not gonna be missing with this thing without a simple idea there's no you don't have to worry about losing it i don't i feel like you've missed the point here you can still lose it take it comes off that's the whole point comes on comes off comes on comes off i lost it you can still lose it there are many other things you could have said about that magnifying glass so thank you for these great ideas i think i'll go with the nail clippers more affordable too i'll go with the nail clippers that i could have bought from cvs pharmacy for 1.78 that was the most impressive thing to me in this lineup [Music] for over 100 years we've been scrunching and folding toilet paper who's scrunching who's scrunching it's very simple okay it's a nice it's a nice weave oh god oh geez yeah that's you finally there's a better way okay now you have my attention comfort white the sanitary paper extension arm and holder oh for god's sake we all know there is no way that item is coming out of that scenario unscathed okay it's not coming out the same comfort wipe the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s the 1880s you're gonna go back that far what happened in the world of toilet paper in the 1880s toilet paper 1880s in 1880 the british perforated paper company began selling toilet paper sold in boxes of individual squares this is the biggest invention of toilet paper since perforation and god knows i don't have to spell it out for you this is not an ethical product think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting ew too bad we need to have it as part of the main feature of our product that's right never touch another dirty toilet tissue it's always going to go just like that we're never going to be landing butterside down on the rim of the toilet actually for that you're going to need their other product comfort grab being a big guy certainly has its advantages but mostly its disadvantage is all the way down this is a great product this is a disadvantage you're looking at it actually i can't think of the advantage heart disease it's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters before the comfort wipe i had no chance of reaching my own ass i mean look at that thing are you telling me you'd be able to get all the way back up in there look at the shape of my strange body the comfort wipe has given me back my dignity gone are the days i have to embarrassingly rub up against a tree or a neighbor's house to wipe my own ass in full view of the police i'm sorry fred i'll pay for the damage god knows this hurts me more than it hurts you oh i'm not a grizzly bear man i'm a freaking human and they say size doesn't matter 15 inches of pure cleanliness [Music] good as new life is held this way [Music] all right let's move on to rejuveniq electric facial mask with a name like that how can you go wrong hi i'm linda evans and i'd like to congratulate you on your exciting new purchase you know that feeling you get when you meet someone and you just feel like you've known them your entire life well i just had whatever's the exact opposite of that feeling the rejuvenate system is an investment that can produce amazing results for your face and skin and since it's a system not a cream now this was a cream this is a cream i'm not really sure it's a system either the essential parts of your rejuvenique system are the facial mask with adjustable straps and 26 gold-plated contact points the battery operated control box this is raising no red flags this is raised if this is raising no red flags you deserve what's coming we'll give you easy to follow instructions on assembling the system fitting the mask to your face and operating the controls beautiful she looks so comfortable she really looks at ease and in addition we'll give you details on how to get the best results and answer the most commonly asked question this will definitely not suck the youth out of your soul and transfer it to me i do not have a cauldron on my upper floors and i do not consult it in times of need the battery operated control box the connector cord the tube of enriched toning gel not uranium i wouldn't put uranium in a tube that would cause a lawsuit i wouldn't want that put it on it wouldn't benefit me to put uranium in the tube dude i'm selling it like it's why would i do that it's not uranium put it on you want to know how we're legit comes with now that's professionalism that looks like a snuff film passed around in 1970s new york i know the street down on third street is where you'd find that the first step is to install the nine volt battery into the control unit okay uh almost ready just gotta hook it up to that small battery for optimal results it is very important to properly fit the headband and mask so that they are comfortable and positioned correctly on the face so i just gotta put this on easy enough uh is that is that supposed to be happening i'm fairly sure that's not supposed to be happening assuming you are using enough gel this is not unusual no this is unusual okay let's not beat around the bush well if you can get the idea of what doing eight setups a second would do for your stomach you have an idea of what rejuvenate would do for your face irreversible damage you know all this pussyfooting with all these products all right that's all it's been pussyfooting just go full tilt i never want to see my grandpa again have a robot take care of [Music] him this is gonna be bad isn't it would you like to dance with me yes i'm glad she is staying on script though that's a tough line she has to respond with there this song is in the mood by glenn miller you know it's going to be a nice evening when your dancing partner sounds like a trash can getting hit with a crowbar every time it doesn't move what we wanted to do was design a robot that's easy to use i could say for certain you failed right off the bat stop now you should have stopped before you should have stopped before you started the time is 9 39 a.m designed specifically for seniors but also affordable i think that was very important it's something that seniors older individuals could trust what that guy well you don't you don't trust that guy back he's got a naturally trustable face what do you think he's got malicious intent you get are you reading bad signals off of that off of those eyes you think those would be the kind of eyes to peer into yours coldly emotionless as he strangled you in your sleep no he's not that kind of guy he's a good guy could you not have put a little more r d into the face somehow you've made it look worse than if you just took a sharpie and did like a [ __ ] dot smile regular smiley face somehow you how did you do worse than that he's company and there's somebody to talk to and somebody to to dance with that's what you did because you you won't just visit i like the song that he plays actually it's called spotify you can find that song and it doesn't actually play out of a can of beans okay rudy what would you like me to do what crime must i commit today in your name master help me have i leave you remember to take your morning medication anthony [Music] okay this one could have been accomplished with a post-it note and it doesn't even have to creepily lurk towards you what are these people crazy seniors would give us their feedback oh we don't like this we don't like that we'd come in and change it please stop coming i told you not to come but you you keep on coming and my arms are too too weak to hold you back yeah we took in we took this feedback into account good afternoon did you take your medicine this morning does this thing do anything other than remind you through text or human to take your medicine this morning i'm not trying to oversimplify your work your life's work here but a post-it note on the fridge pretty much accomplishes the same thing here okay wonderful um did you sleep okay last night no what would you like me to do let's go [Music] so here rudy is able to help carry things for me you know help me around the house as i'm moving throughout the day this is gross this is gross this one really grossed me out you know i don't know why all these people all these commercials all these products are making senior citizens out to be so weak you know so defenseless lacking of inner strength and resolve i say nay to all that alright i don't think you should be put in a home i think you should be free to break your bones on everything that's a risk i'm going to let you take the legends speak of a man who could teach the elderly to defend themselves using the sacred martial art of cain foo if we want to age gracefully we will have to learn from the master himself the cane is a sign of weakness but in that deception alone lies its great strength use that deception to your advantage the ancient korean noble class knew the power of the cane and they've developed a series of techniques and exercises with the kids doing this right what are you saying what are you talking ability you still going like the woman bro i just came i just came for the workout my car up i'm taking her what the [ __ ] are you talking about i just came forward firefighters running into a burning building they feel the fear but they do it anyways dude what are you talking about seriously what are you talking about can you hear me can you hear me there's a block and a vlog dude can you hear me what are you talking about seriously seriously and with a high shot maybe they're coming in with a knife is the door strike the block strike it the door's locked the door's locked the door's locked now 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Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 4,822,569

Rating: 4.9597325 out of 5

Keywords: jontron, jontronshow, old people, funny, comedy

Id: h1EmqGSeisg

Length: 18min 54sec (1134 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 27 2021

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