r/Niceguys VS r/Nicegirls Showdown! Which Group is Creepier?

welcome to the first ever our slash nice guys versus our slash nice girls showdown today we're gonna look at the top post over the last months from our slash nice guys and our slash nice girls and decide which is crazier so I'm gonna add a poll to this video I want you to vote on who is crazier also let me hear from you down in the Commons and let's start off with our slash nice guys guess what doesn't work writing her poetry and being nice guess what else doesn't work letting her know she's an effing [ __ ] I guess you can choose your method of dysfunction really because either way a [ __ ] is going to be an effing [ __ ] that's girls over ten by the way girls over ten is this guy calling eleven-year-old little girls effing [ __ ] uh yes officer the post is right over here hi blink my name is blank I'm starting the school in September and looking for a room are you still seeking a renter hi yes available from September 1 I am a 47 year old Lebanese cool nice an honest gentleman and looking for a girlfriend roommate where are you from and how old are you blank are you interested no thank you blink I'm not looking to be a girlfriend I misunderstood the posting my apologies I am a nice honest person why don't you know me first I can't believe women are so entitled these days why can't a nice Lebanese guy find a beautiful 20 year old co-ed who will become his passionate hugging slave in exchange for rent money what has the world come to hey hi you need to break up with Khalil no thanks I am so much nicer than him is that so come over definitely I know there sorry bud shoot babe you won me I'll treat you so good I have a boyfriend Lowell go away so you only into black guys it isn't my fault they're taller you're white so come date someone of your kind lmao no no you're not only into black guys no to this conversation babe did your daddy hurt you cuz you seem like you really don't want to date a guy that looks like him my dad is pretty nice so why do you only date black guys huh huh I don't Lowell I'm dating Khalil because I love them something I'm sure you can't understand I can't understand why you're dating one of them not gonna lie one of them oMFG bye he gives you good passionate hugging but I can give you better it's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean hello where did you go fine up you you can't get me you can never get me or anyone like me I'm so much nicer than anyone you know then this nice guy messages the girls boyfriend she doesn't need you okay she only likes you cuz you're black and she wants passionate hugging that's why oh you apostrophe re Athena needs someone that will treat her better mmm for sure break up with her and date your kind of person man if you say so I better listen whoa dude leave her alone okay she needs someone like me I don't know man with the amount that this dude is talking about the black boyfriend's member I'm kind of wondering if he wants them to break up so that he can go date the black boyfriends maybe that's what he means by dating his own kind he doesn't mean race he means gender you being ashamed to sing your tit pic is misogynistic if you were really a feminist you would be comfortable showing us your body breasts are not sexual body parts there's something everyone has don't let your internal misogyny stop you from sin nudes boobs are boobs and you need to learn a thing or two about feminism that is some incredible big brain logic if you don't show me your naked body it means you hate your naked body which means you hate women sure on this next pose this is on the account world paintings which posts famous paintings from throughout history this is a painting from William Adolphe a Bouguereau and it's a classical painting of a nude woman which I can't show you because this is YouTube but nonetheless we've got our slash nice guys trying to slide into the DMS of a painting I love you hello sexy dear friend how are you I kiss your full body beautiful girlfriend how are you I like you I love you I fill you and all day all night every day everything you I need you please come to Bangladesh I receive you I mean it's a good painting but you can tell just by looking at it that it's an oil painting hi Steph please don't leave your facebook unattended at the Apple Store some creepy dude was going through your photos but luckily I stopped him we should grab coffee sometime because I stopped him I'm a nice guy I shot you a message from my own Facebook so here's the thing that I'd like to point out this is kind of subtle but it's the only thing that makes sense so how is opie supposed to know that a guy is going through someone else's facebook profile you can't just look at someone looking at a Facebook page and know that they're on the wrong account so there's only two possible explanations one opie was carefully watching her for minutes as she logged in went through her Facebook page left then watched someone else get on the computer and slowly scroll through the photos which means this guy was creeping on her the whole time she was in the store or more likely the creepy dude who was going through the photos was him sent at 8:13 a.m. good morning from PDX how has your day been greeting you so far posted at 8:30 a.m. sorry to hear that you are too diluted to respond to a hello but thanks for saving me from meeting a deluded dumb dick nonetheless maybe if you were just a selective with what you put into your face you wouldn't be one hamburger away from a myocardial infraction Google it's low food for thought Bubba so please keep eating up as we need less diluted buttholes on the earth toodles sunshine low well I was waiting until I got off the phone with my mom to acknowledge you but thanks for showing me that you're our slash nice guy's material google it low by the way the more you upload this video the more likely it is that this dude is gonna find this video when he googles our / nice guy alright that was it for our slash nice guys let's move over to our slash nice girls current relationship status taken for granted sick of being the only nice girl who exists when others need her taken for granted this is like the worst sequel to a taken movie I've ever heard now you listen to me I have a very specific set of skills I will find you and move into your apartment and never leave hi hey babe hello babe stop ignoring me please don't call me babe we've been over this I'm your soul mate you'll never be anything without me we aren't dating remember also I'm doing fine right now burn in hell [ __ ] why because I broke up with you and quote broke your hearts I'm the best girl you've ever had and we both know it he'll never get anyone as good as me that's the point I'm someone better you're right jerk do you know that yeah you called me in multiple times ugh just f off okay bye wait babe I'm sorry I don't know what got into me okay please can we just start over please I'll cut things with my current boyfriend and I'll be better just please take me back fine be like that just because you'll never be as nice as me my boyfriend was always better than you anyways like jerk you can't even pay for a girl's dinner at McDonald's you so poor WTF I pity the [ __ ] you'll have next okay Lowell this lady is saying that no one will be as nice as her while she's trying to cheat on her boyfriend so I am always single while I'm only 24 I know I'm going to be alone forever I rely on dating apps to meet people and we all know they suck I'm told I'm cute and while I don't think I'm ugly I know I'm not attractive enough to attract guys like other women I've seen I can never find someone that I find physically attractive all them and I've spoken to via apps that are attractive either only one something casual no connection or feelings are not mutual I don't really care to have passionate hugging but still companionship would be nice I mean women that are always single usually are able to find a partner in no time the beautiful ones at least if I was attractive I would attract guys with no problem I think I'm single due to poor fortune hey she's unlucky B she's picky C she's crazy D she hasn't met the right guy E she doesn't want commitment F other I'm gonna go with F maybe it's because you constantly make posts online trashing on guys being insecure and telling everyone that you're not really into passion and hugging story post 89 degrees Fahrenheit baking them in that heat yeah I know hot like you heart heart heart heart oh not to be rude but I'm not looking for a relationship Lowell nevermind Effie you bye-bye fool okay fine man with girls like these out there I wonder why this guy isn't looking for a relationship mmm dear middle school boys oh no I'm definitely not perfect and my body is not the best body there is but I'm loyal not fake and I'm not the type of girl to talk to other guys and all I need in return is a guy that will talk to me and make me feel wanted that's it I'll wait signed a middle school girl a smiley face ah yes the middle school years the years when you will be the horniest and most socially awkward you will ever be in your entire life if you're gonna be with me you gotta understand I'm a very jealous girl if you're mine you're only mine if I question you it's not because I don't trust you it's because I've been hurt in the past I am very self-conscious especially about my body so you will constantly have to remind me I am beautiful and that I am yours I want a lot of attention like 24/7 I want cuddles kisses hugs back rubs booty rubs take pictures with me take pictures of me take videos with me take videos of me show me off if I'm yours make it known to the world let everyone know I'm yours and you're not sharing and better believe I'll be letting everyone know you're mine and that's final I want you to tell me you love me when you actually mean it and when you actually love me not because that's what every relationship does I want true and genuine feelings and if I'm with you baby better believe I want you and only you jealous insecure vain and psychotic sign me up so on this next post Opie dated this girl and then she dumped him and after that she would frequently get upset at Opie block him and then later apologized and unblocked and that's where we come in is it cool if I block you I mean we're not gonna be associated with each other anymore uh Wow do what you want blink okay I'll block you on discord too and Instagram if we have anything on anywhere else let me know why are you telling me this you've never asked before why this time just wondering do you want me to tell you to not know do you want me to beg no do you want to attention then no do you want to hurt me by saying and asking me this then no then why are you asking me this you know well that it will hurt me you've never asked before I am asking if it's best you just do it why do I get a say this time you never ask what's changed this time okay behind never mind then you're trying to hurt me and you want me to beg you I see through you whatever there it is you will never be happy by making someone else sad remember that always you'll miss me you'll miss me so much that you wouldn't bear it you would lay in your bed late at night staring up at your ceiling thinking about me and cry when you try to get with other girls you will know that I wasn't the same like the rest you would wish I was there with you you will miss me what I'm not the one leaving and I'm not the one who broke up so you're the one leaving and you're the one saying all that you still will miss me are you seriously an r slash nice girl what does that mean it means someone who's being like you're being right now it's the girl equivalent of a nice guy what is going on through your head right now to say all that you'll miss me stuff good job huh good job why are you ignoring me Oh what okay whatever goodbye happy you what the so I'm gonna be honest I'm just as confused as okay by the end of that what is she talking about is there anyone who speaks fluent crazy who can translate this conversation for me let me know down in the comments all right that was the first ever our / nice guys versus our / nice girls showdown I've put a poll in the upper right hand corner so you can vote on who you think is crazier also let me hear from you down in the comments if you think nice guys are crazier let me know why and if you think nice girls are crazier let me hear from you why you think that's the case

Channel: rSlash

Views: 1,111,692

Keywords: reddit, r/, rslash, r\, sub, subreddit, best of reddit, reddit top posts, top posts, top posts of all times, comedy, funny reddit posts, funny reddit, fails, cringe, nicegirls, niceguys, r/nicegirls, r/niceguys, niceguys vs nicegirls, versus, vs

Id: pvVz919CAOI

Length: 16min 18sec (978 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 26 2019