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welcome to our slash murdered by words where words really do hurt that's the hunters from did by daylight I did it cosplay as her a couple of months back you dressed up cosplay isn't a real word you effing nerd I mean it is but whatever anything to be a dick right it's all right he's in the Navy that's like cosplaying someone in the real military is that someone harmlessly enjoying their hobby on the internet not on my watch posted by Toby Young what the Duke of York should have done is marry a tough sensible no-nonsense woman who would have stopped him getting into these messes like I did replying to Toby Young the only thing preventing me from raping underage sex trafficking victims is my total buzzkill of a wife Toby Young 2019 the top comment of this threat is this reminds me of the Christian asking the atheist if you don't believe in God what stops you from raping as much as you want the atheist replies I do rape as much as I want how much do you want to rape posted by Forbes DC films still doesn't know what to do with Superman the studio reportedly is unsure how to make the character relevant to modern audiences yeah there really is no way to make this story of a space refugee adopted by farmers in middle America who later becomes a journalist and a hero focused on writing and justices and thwarting the schemes of a selfish billionaire relevant to modern times let's not forget that Superman's rival is a billionaire who also became president so maybe the next Superman movie should be Superman versus Donald Trump I had a terrible reaction to the HPV shot when I was 16 years old and I cannot believe our government is trying to mandate it mandating vaccinations against diseases that are not contagious and therefore pose no danger to the public is a dangerous precedent of government overreach how did you get the vaccine over a year before it was even approved by the FDA your timeline presents a problem it makes you a liar you turn 17 a month before was licensed you couldn't have received the vaccine before you were 17 or 18 I got banned from the movie subvert and then had 200 of votes so people liked it and agreed but the mod banned it because it was a conservative opinion related to movies our / movies mod here here's the comment you were banned for your Islamic which means your R word please go away clearly I struck a chord with some people and you're just hating it had no uploads this next conversation is from tinder nice chat okay what are you doing on Fraser Island working what do you work as by chance anything related to the English language food and beverage what look Chloe I'm gonna be blunt I could yell into a ravine and the echo I would hear could hold a better conversation than this and then someone posts a similar comments at least you're honest do you work for a hospital a medical office I hope it's a chiropractor's office because my back hurts from carrying these conversations well it's actually an ob/gyn which is great because you sound like a grunt I'm completely convinced the Church of Satan was started by atheist purely for tax exemption purposes reply from the Church of Satan we don't support tax exemption for religious organizations we pay our taxes and challenge other churches to do the same reading our FAQ would have told you that I've never been raped know why because I don't dress like a prostitute or act overly sexual like most young women take some responsibility I was sexually assaulted when I was 7 when I had no idea what intercourse was and while wearing overalls and a long-sleeve shirt effing delete this someone down in the comments posted a link to an exhibition in the university of kansas that shows the clothes that people wore when they were sexually assaulted the amount of children's clothing the exhibit is honestly really depressing hi alexandria Ocasio cortez not sure who you bought my email from but i assure you i didn't sign up for your mailing list also you offer no way to unsubscribe please release me then he posts a screenshot of this announcement Acacio Cortez and Sanders announced the green new deal for Public Housing Act reply from Alexandria Ocasio Cortez this is the official congressional press list not a supporter mailing list our apologies as someone must have mistaken you for a journalist that'll be fixed right away I'm surprised this guy made such a blunder because normally you'd expect journalists to thoroughly research something before posting something about it online right I posted this looking for empathy and real advice not mansplaining please don't try to tell me what my situation is when you've only read three brief paragraphs about it give me really GLE advice or nothing which got 593 down votes reply from the moderator I have a counterproposal you can cram your presumption of my gender up your putt along with your demands from attorneys offering free advice and I'll lock and remove your post instead 973 up votes with you one star horrible the appetizers were delicious service was fair entrees were overcooked and took forever management was condescending and unhelpful half of our tables got their entrees and the other half took over 30 minutes more service gave up at that point and we had to ask for management the manager that came was patronizing and smug and at times downright disrespectful finally got the rest of our food which was overcooked and no one came to check on it at the end of the meal we were chastised for eating the food when we said we weren't happy with it the manager even asked to see the food on each plate that was uneaten overall we felt as though they didn't care and could do without us as customers good food in concept but poorly managed and operated management response good afternoon since I took over the manager position here at blink I've sought to always own up to situations in which we didn't deliver a quality experience please see the response to the only other negative review on this page for an example of that this however is not one of those situations you left a few things out of your review 1 first and foremost at no point did your server give up on taking care of your table I instructed her not to return to your table after you verbally abused her calling her among other things stupid I will not tolerate harassment of my own and it was only out of respect for the other members of your party and your children that I didn't ask you to leave immediately to your party received four separate waves of entrees because you ordered your entrees at four separate times three if I came across as smug and condescending I do apologize however when you indicated that a medium well-done fillet should take no longer than three to four minutes tops to prepare I was a bit taken aback we have a team of chefs that have worked in highly decorated restaurants in New York Chicago and Asheville and none of them is aware of such a technique that doesn't involve pre cooking or microwaving we would never do those things to our products we have too much respect for it and our customers for I do not demand to see your already eaten food I asked if I could see the overcooked entrees whereupon you indicated that you had already eaten it it is impossible for me or the chef to improve operations without constructive feedback and unfortunately an extremely rude dismissal and a turning back doesn't leave much room for dialogue also worth noting is that I didn't ask you to pay for those two dishes another fact you left out of your review ultimately I do appreciate your party joining us at a restaurant this past Friday night they seemed like very pleasant people and I hope that they were able to enjoy their experience in spite of your conduct normally if I'm convinced at a restaurant and a customer are not a good fit for each other I would encourage that customer to try out other restaurants there might be a better fit however I wouldn't wish your particular brand of malicious and civility on anybody then we have a contribution from kid named tre down in the comments I once had a man throw his ground beef at me because he ordered it with mushrooms and gravy he didn't literally picked it up and threw it at my chest like a frisbee when my manager came over to kick him out of the restaurant he tried to say I was making it up mind you there is a huge grease stain from the ground beef on my perfectly clean uniform he tried coming in the next day and guess whose section he ended up in this guy I waltz back to grab my manager this satisfaction of that guy getting kicked out twice was amazing progressive males are not men they move and just stipulate like women the hand-over-mouth one example physically repulsive concerns get offended by the weirdest stuff imagine masculinity so fragile you can't even touch your own face news article do millennials even eat food contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries but also dining out less response this is such a weird way of phrasing Millennials go hungry because of the financial crisis we caused got to include this comment from deleted I just tilt my butthole towards the Sun and boom I'm full thanks photosynthesis meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado the earliest known copy of da Vinci's best portrait similarity in the under sketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original mona lisa by a student of da vinci the copy has eyebrows your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo da Vinci himself is she's got eyebrows alright all intelligent life has been lost yo snooty makes not wine the Mona Lisa's vanished eyebrows have been the subject to debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug insufferable little clown baby together did did anyone else imagine this clown mating ritual in their head because it sounds awful and hilarious instead of wearing a poppy for hashtag remembrance 2018 we should wear our shame because as a human race we've learned nothing since 1918 hairy brave young men died so that idiots like you would have the freedom to spout your rubbish be more respectful hashtag remembrance 2018 earth this is a picture of me in 1941 in my Royal Air Force uniform so as we used to say in the surfaces f off hitler hashtag remembrance 2018 I feel like that's the ultimate way to end any argument yeah so I fought Hitler what's your point oh excuse me I'll just see myself out Oh women [ __ ] then why can't you have sex he must have just watched that one episode of Drake and Josh where Drake also rhymes armed with door hinge then a reply to that comment there's this chick I follow on Facebook I accidentally started following her because she has the same name of this girl I met and thought I was sending a friend request to her she was only 14 when I started following her as soon as I realized she wasn't the person I was meaning to follow I went to unfollow her but then I realized this 14-year old girl was hilariously stupid she didn't know why America would send a separate team from Georgia to the Olympics she couldn't figure out why elevators had buttons for the floor she was already on and many other things I just saw and laughed anyway I never stopped following her because she was such a big source of my morning laughs she got pregnant at 15 because she thought you couldn't get pregnant on the first time she was sure that the 15 year old boy that got her pregnant was going to be a great daddy well the kid is 1 now and she always complains about him never being around and how he would rather stay at home bored than see his son and all the other stuff any of us could have warned her about when she was certain she was going to be the one teenage mom whose baby daddy would actually hang around anyway the reason I bring all that up is that through these two years I followed this complete [ __ ] she has never written must of when she meant must have so if this person can get it right then everyone can CNN exclusive from London just in Isis flag spotted a gay pride parade CNN mistaking a flag with dildos and butt plugs for Arabic script is probably the most apt metaphor for political discourse in America political discourse more like political intercourse take away from the London Bridge incident if law-abiding Londoners could carry firearms legally it probably wouldn't have happened amazing how bold the terrorists are when they know their victims will be unarmed unarmed Londoners brought this guy down until specialist arm police could deal with them we don't need advice from quivering cowardly Americans scared to go to the supermarket unless they're armed to the teeth while you were scribbling this nonsense 22 Americans were shot dead also come on those guys weren't unarmed they had a fire extinguisher and a freaking narwhal tusks also what if the terrorist had the gun wouldn't that be way way worse that was our slash murdered by words and if you liked this video hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit content every single day

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Published: Tue Dec 24 2019

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