r/Murderebywords POLICE?! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!

how dare you reblog my post but not follow me if you find a gold bar in a trash bag will you take the whole trash can or just the gold bar ah F cold AF writes down time of death welcome to our / murdered by words where people die for our entertainments I think this lace in this color is like seaweed that has come out of the swamp thank you that's not a compliment I didn't take it as a compliment he just dumped on your whole life I don't get it he's thinking here for her criticism because that's the polite thing to do when being judged for something you're pursuing a career in she showed her complete and total lack of class and tact by misinterpreting his thanks as an acceptance of a compliment it put her in her place in a very discreet yet sick way basically he revealed that she is trash in a very polite way and more importantly there's no seaweed in swamp you dump it should have never been born to be honest in my humble opinion knowingly bringing an AR Ward into the world is an incredibly selfish and inhumane act so what are you going to do call the cops on your parents Germans have read it who speak English how is the Holocaust and the rule of Adolf Hitler taught in your schools extensively I don't understand why this question is so prevalent unlike the United States we don't cover up and shy away from the darker parts of our history notification from reddit recommended community for you blink we thought you might like the r / mi ugly community did you know in finland speeding tickets are calculated based on your income causing some finnish millionaires to pay fines of over 100 thousand dollars this is what equality looks like in that liberal fairytale of finland they punish you proportionally to how successful you are sounds really fair except it is fair because it's proportionate I don't get what's difficult about that an impoverished person paying a $400 fine isn't the same as a millionaire paying the same amount for the poor person 400 bucks could mean starving would you really claim it would have the same consequence for our rich man would it even be noticeable to him do women like being sexually harassed men in new survey say yes do humans like being eaten alive sharks in new survey say yes do youtubers like having their videos liked youtubers in new survey say yes when your daughter calls and she's been crying like if she scraped her knee according to your last post she's 10 are you going to shoot her bicycle I think a band-aid would be more useful yeah I know but how else can I show people in the internet how badass I am unless I make stupid posts like this a high challenge any gay maker to come up with a game that rewards kids to be empathetic to situations involving other players and game characters and rewards them for kind gestures and behaviors and also positively reinforces kindness politeness a constructive problem-solving journey undertale stardew valley the entire Fallout series minecraft Animal Crossing Harvest Moon the vast majority of role-playing games made by Bioware would you like recommendations I can keep going penny we can find one to suit your tastes I'm sure my favorite thing about this post is that Opie looks exactly the way you would expect her to look did my landlord just try to use the Bible to raise my rent LMAO attention all tenants effective October 1st 2019 rent will increase 10% on all units according to numbers 18 21 the good news is I work for a real estate startup and know the law and my landlord and I have a pretty chill relationship until this LMFAO so I just texted him this hey brucey baby it's illegal for you to raise my rent during an active lease term also federal law the Fair Housing Act protects you from making any decisions about my housing based on religion if when my lease is up you wouldn't increase the rent New York law says you have to give me 30 days notice if it's more than five percent also first Corinthians 6:9 through 10 says do not be deceived neither the thieves nor the greedy nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God and if you're wondering where in the Bible Jesus says hey everyone pay an extra 10% on your rent he doesn't I looked up the verse that the landlord quoted and this is it to the Levites I have given every tie than Israel for an inheritance in return for the service that they do their service in the tent of meeting what does that have to do with rent tweeted by the Sandy Hook promise survived the school year with these must-haves back-to-school essentials this PSA contains graphic content related to school shootings and may be upsetting to some viewers if you feel the subject matter may be difficult for you you may choose not to watch you're making it seem like every kid who goes to school is going to get killed this is not the case what percentage are you cool with there's a young black guy sitting next to me on this flight his phone rang and it said baby doll I dare him to try to holla and say he's single how can someone be minding his business you invade his privacy and assume he wants to talk to you then make up a scenario in your head and be offended in advance is everything all right with you dear somehow it seems fitting that her twitter handle is a pretty big deal on this next one a teacher gave his class a learning assessment and got absolutely roasted so far what is the single most impactful lesson that you will remember from this class answer I'll let you know when we get to the first lesson fellas it's 2019 if she's trying to take things slow and make you wait for passion and hugging while you pay for her meals get rid of her immediately if she ain't sucking dick on the first date kick her to the curb stop wasting time on these women your daughter's gonna be suckin dick for dinner then Darius blocked you worth mentioning that Darius's Twitter hitter is a picture of his two daughters posted on the Facebook group stop mandatory vaccination Hall I literally had a fourteen-year-old walk up to my desk today and asked me what the bottle was on my desk so I responded that it was an essential oil he looks me right dead in the eye and said oh no don't tell me that you're caring and that you don't vaccinate your kids I don't think I've ever been so shook and pissed at the same time anyway thought it was worth the share not being provocative but if you think Greta Thunder has the maturity to guide global policymaking then you can't object to Jeffrey Epstein paying 16-year olds for passionate hugging children the planet is dying please do something conservatives well if you're so smart why can't I passionately hug with you checkmate you've gained a new follower the FBI know you're not a gamer I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers no you're not most of you aren't even close to being gamers I see these people saying I put well over 100 hours in this game it's great that's nothing most of us can easily put 300 plus hours in all of our games I see people who only have a Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then we can be friends also dear all women Pokemon is not a real game Animal Crossing is not a real game The Sims is not a real game Mario is not a real game star do valley is not a real game mobile games are not real games put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once sincerely all the actual gamers ahem son I was playing pong and arcade when your mama was getting her cherry busted I dialed into CompuServe on a rotary dial phone and an acoustic coupler modem google it I was playing TSR gold box games on a Packard Bell 286 with a 20 megabyte hard drive and a whopping one megabyte of RAM while you were still messing your diapers I've watched console companies rise and fall you probably don't have a freaking clue what ColecoVision even means don't even think they're comparing game hours is a measure of actual gaming you [ __ ] if that were the case you'd be a rank amateur while I'm a god don't you dare console shame anyone from the Atari 2600 to the Nintendo switch I've played them all including stuff you've never even heard of every console has its merits and every gamer is entitled to their favorites the ps4 is not the crown prince of consoles so get over it and fu for game shaming any game I'm 52 years old I've been playing Pokemon since it release in the u.s. in 98 I was one of Nintendo's of America's first North American reps for the franchise it is most certainly a real game if it weren't it wouldn't still be around Animal Crossing is most certainly a real game not my particular preference but not all games are meant for me just like not all games are meant for you that has no relevance on their realness every game is a real game genius just because you happen to suck a candy crush doesn't make it less enjoyable to someone else you are not an actual gamer what you are is the misogynistic [ __ ] stain who thinks because you might be hot stuff on overwatch or fortnight that you set the standard well guess what you don't and I'm pretty sure a female friend of mine would just love to diva your dick into the dirt actual gamers are part of a larger community we congratulate each other on our victories we commiserate over our losses we praise the games we love rag on the games we don't but never dismiss a game out of hand even if it's not our particular style and we sure as heck don't dismiss our fellow gamers any of them learn some respect oh well I'm pretty sure Opie also imagined Debus slamming his dick into the dirt but probably in a slightly different way robert e lee was not a white supremacist he was a devout christian number one in class at West Point West Point superintendent his father signed the Declaration of Independence married relative at George Washington so he was and he owned non-white people and had them beaten and went to war against America to preserve the practice of owning non-white people and he ordered surrendering black soldiers to be shot but I get that you liked the car from Dukes of Hazzard in a just society Alexandria Acacio Cortez would still be a bartender from Barry Shapiro MD I was a bartender before I went to medical school it was a time that I look back on finally I learned many important life skills including empathy teamwork and effective time management nobody should judge another's journey it makes you look petty really man that insult doesn't even make sense regardless of whether or not you love or hate AOC why would it be just for a bartender to have to be a bartender for the rest of their life I was wondering if spider-man's spider-sense is based on an actual thing spiders can do so I googled can spiders since danger and the National Wildlife Federation treated me like The [ __ ] I am spider-sense spider-man is able to sense danger lurking near the warning signal coming as a pain in his head that varies with the intensity of the threats spiders can detect danger coming their way with an earlier one with an early warning system called eyes Tide Pods and vaccine share 15 of the same ingredients and we share like 80% DNA with banana peels what's your effing points the funny thing is that her little fact wasn't it wasn't even accurate there are 27 ingredients in Tide Pods and only one of them is also in vaccines its water they both have water Millennials want jobs and education not marriage and kids alternate headline y'all screwed up the economy's so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to live in any event why is that even a bad thing shouldn't you have a job before you have kids aw Jackson warns that if people gank becomes president he'll seek to turn America into a home och recei right because that's how it works if you elect a gay person literally everybody becomes gay just gay right there men women children babies pets trees everybody just gay gay gay all day the whole nation gay weird that it doesn't work the other way though if I am elected president my first act will be to make all the trees gay while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poor man would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three-course meal by taking income into account it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying the fines they may incur and ultimately while $100,000 would be noticeable to a millionaire they would still get by and assuming the law is properly implemented they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would that's what makes it fair they would be impacted the same way but you're looking at the amount rather than the equation also it's important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine they need to fear the law just as a poor man does oh no rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them how unfair that was our / murdered by words and if you like my content hit that subscribe button because I put out new YouTube videos every single day

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Id: mZ22BSSKGn8

Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 29 2019