r/Niceguys VS r/Nicegirls WHY DIDN'T YOU MOLEST ME?!?

welcome to our slash nice guys versus our slash nice girls where you get to decide which one is creepier first let's start off with our slash nice guys on this next post the nice guy reached out to a girl on snapchat asking her to cheat on her boyfriends so she blocked him then he replies with this did you get my snapchats I tried to be nice but clearly you're not taking the hint I'm done talking to you I'm not interested so don't text me again okay can I ask a question please nope please I'm upset and just want to ask you something I'd appreciate your advice ask I can't guarantee I'll answer it what would you advise when getting a girlfriend I really wanted to meet you and I wish I knew what I did wrong everyone tells me I'm too nice and it's a turn-off to them you lost the right to have that answer I told you know over snapchat and you just kept pushing me hell you even pushed me to meet you when I told you I have a boyfriend and when you come here and text me to ask me figure out what the problem is please blink I'd appreciate your input I've just been really sad and down for a while figure it out so apparently this guy's version of a nice guy is convincing a girl to cheat on her boyfriend and refusing to accept no for an answer a couple of days ago I tried to shoot my shot with a girl on blink and slid into her DMS everything seemed to be going well we clicked and we're having good convo she seemed to be interested in me too snippet of our conversations in the pic below we organized a lunch date on the 14th of February so Valentine's it was clear we'd be each other's Valentines writes Valentine's Day came around and we went out on our date today I thought I'd surprise her with a bouquet of roses two dozen to be more specific and a couple of small gifts needless to say I spent at least 250 dollars on our first date fast forward when I was waiting for her with a bunch of things in my arms she turned up and didn't quite look like her photo but that's okay I still had a date she looked at Ted uncomfortable with the things I got her and the date was quite awkward I don't know if it was because of the differences between how we were in real life and online or if I went overboard with the gifts I honestly thought she'd enjoy the things I got her the date ended on a quick note she took the gifts and bolted without us getting together you know stuff went wrong when she doesn't want to get together so here I am home after the so-called date and I have yet to receive a message from her no thanks for the date or that was nice we should go out again sometime should I take this as she rejected and ghosted me or should I try and hit her up some more then an adman replies I don't think your screenshot is a sign of we clicked and we're having good conversations let's take a look at those conversations shall we hey how was your day it was I what'd you do just drive around ah nice getting those hours up I see what you do it now watching a drama with a good guy mate Wow mad in can I join or what um so apparently this guy considers that conversation to be sexual chemistry and then the girl replies dude did our entire conversation fly over your head or what I made it clear it wasn't a date before it actually happened it wasn't my intention to even run off with that junk you got me I just got date me because I'm nice and have money vibes off you as if I was going to stay for another minute I'm giving the roses and jewelry back to you I don't want it and then she posts a screenshot of the conversation so I can get you roses and some other things hey man I've made it clear just because we're going out for lunch on bday it doesn't mean it's a date I'm telling you now nah it's fine then Oh P replies I did so much for you and I don't even have a chance you won't get a chance with other guys looking like your catfish self you're lucky I even considered you you know what I'm glad you buggered off probably effing that good guy maid of yours he can keep your stanky self then the admin replies yikes I had to correct your grammar take an effing hint man let's recap you straight-up asked her if you could get her roses and she said no so then you got her roses in addition to other stuff and then when she pieced out you publicly shamed her for rejecting you dude that's a Yank for me hey beautiful may God ignore you like you ignored my greetings wow that took a right-hand turn really quickly hey it's bling from POF thanks for the number kisses IRA's stunner so what are you up to hey thanks well I'm at work right now I'll text you when I'm off sounds good beautiful you should head to my place when you're off we can have some fun your lips urges mmm I bet you do amazing things with that mouth where do you work I can meet you there so is that a no hello remember like two seconds ago when I said I was at work and I'd text you when I'm off I am still at work please stop blowing up my phone I don't think I'm interested in meeting up with you anymore have a good night what the f why because I texted you you gave me your effing number and I just wanted to be nice and tell you you're beautiful and show my interest in you guess that's what the f I get for being a nice guy right so what you're just not gonna answer now effing jerk your loss guessing you're one of those chicks who likes douchebags aren't you what the f ever your loss reading this guy's text was like watching a guy fall down a flight of stairs what's your favorite heavy metal to listen to while knitting I don't listen to music while I knit I'm usually watching TV or listening to a book yeah it was my attempt at being clever but your soul is dead detect a genuinely constructed comments unless it comes in your and walked out the door you asked me a question about what I listen to while knitting and I answered if you wanted to know what bands I liked you should have asked differently and because I didn't answer the way you wanted you think you can unsalted hurt my feelings didn't feel like a big man you desperately want to be next time how about acting like a human instead of flying off the handle yeah I'm not sure what kind of response this guy expected who would listen to heavy metal while knitting head banging while knitting seems like a great way to lose an eye yo how do I steal a girl I like from a guy some context the guy is a stranger who I don't know or care about he seems like a dick he's definitely using her I saw the girl first I've also known her longer which means he technically stole her from me any advice is greatly appreciated uh does this guy think the world of dating literally works on the Dib system like oh this girl's mine I claim her I saw her first mine all mine she's mine not yours I get her she's mine my property all mine actually I just want to say you're so pretty I actually had a huge crush on you in freshman year oh thank you but I just want to be honest and say that I'm not ready for a relationship oh but I'll treat you well a winky face if you want we can take it slow and just hang out and be friends fine if you grunt I was just trying to be nice don't have to ignore me like that huh I took a shower and was cooking it's only been like 40 minutes Lowell piece of Shh and this guy thinks he treats women well sure thing buddy that was our slash nice guys and now let's move into our slash nice girls hey I am sure you get a lot of messages on here from girls who are only interested in intercourse but I'm not like that if you like I'm free this weekend to get coffee and just talk smiley face I'd love to get to know you ex ex oh I'm flattered but I'm gay so I'm not interested in meeting up with any girls sorry that's unfortunate are you sure about that you seem like such a great guy and I'm sick of being treated so badly by earth boys lmao I'm 100% sure that I like men I'm sorry you've had bad luck with men but you're not gonna find what you want with me I mean you won't just meet up once I am a good person and I'm sure we'd have a great conversation if you gave me one chance look I'm a gay man I bang men and I'm not attracted to women so I don't see the point I'm sure you'll find a guy who's interested it just isn't me no need to be rude your sexuality could always change if you were more open-minded but I guess you're not one I like being gay too if this were the other way around and I was a straight guy trying to convince a lesbian that she hasn't been with the right guy yet I'd be considered creepy so why is it okay for you to do the same to gay men you know what I think I can do better than you anyways eff off back to China you're just like all the other man disrespectful I bet you only workout so much to make up but you're small dog lmao bye whoa okay I love the insult in the end like oh no a woman has rejected me a gay man now I need to go cry into a pillow yes I cheated on blank did he deserve that absolutely not yes it was wrong but at the end of the day it was my fault to get into another relationship that was my fault like I really should have just rejected him and been like that I'm good but what happened is done that's that there's really no effing need at all to drag this stuff out he should have also known not to get too attached to me cuz at the end of the day I'm gonna do what I want to do how I want to do and when I want to do it we should have stayed away from each other to be honest but what's done is done can't do anything about it now lady did you really just say it's his fault for getting attached that's how relationships work do you know where my friends could grab coke sorry I don't oh I thought you would how are you doing I needs cocaine been seeing a guy for a year now his they David he's 13 has a son in a car in a job and he's awesome he never complains when I flip out at him well so perfect you dare ignore me you fat loser lmao you're a fat ugly loser low you think you're too good for me joke ever you fatty lmao you should probably lay off the coke you should lay off the chips haha Kaka Kaka I've only done coke three times doesn't matter what drugs you do when you're born psycho ha ha ha ha ha but I could have wenona herb that's what I'm watching not like you care you bastard hmm this girl laughs like mr. Krabs Hey I just wanted to talk about yesterday hey go on I'm a bit busy right now so just write it out not we didn't respond later all right if you say so so I just want to understand we go out have dinner have a nice walk we talk and we obviously liked each other I invite you over to me and you come along we talk more we drink more and I'm getting nice and drunk everything good so far yes I'm more drunk than you and I make it clear I want intercourse but you wouldn't bang me because I want you to be sober when we have intercourse feet F is wrong with you I bet if I wasn't such a nice person you wouldn't have waited a minute to stick your tongue in my pajama and bang me why does nobody ever won a bang and even worse I already prepared myself for it I shaved my pajama and even my epping but to be nice and clean I shaved my legs I even push an effing plug up my butt to be ready for intercourse but oh no drunk sex is not cool anymore duh what an idiot I am right am i that ugly to you did my Pechanga stink all the way up and you got so disgusted with me you didn't even try to accidentally touch my breasts or butt while we were walking WTF Vanessa told me you're a cool dude dude let me guess Vanessa's a good lay right I bet Vanessa got her brains aft out if I were blonde and effing beautiful as she you would have immediately licked my bajando and don't even try to deny it [ __ ] always get you guys and we never get anything I hate you and wasted my effing day and got nothing okay dude you didn't just dodged a bullet you dodged an 18-wheeler carrying crates and crates of bullets if a real guy wasn't talk to me then he will but not the other way around no cuz I'm not desperate I'll message a guy first after I see he puts in some effort hello I'm not out here chasing guys I want a man who can get the ball to talk to me simple as that clearly you can't excuse me you're trying to tell me that I have to chase after you and that's not happening I'm not the man or perhaps I hold myself at a higher level of respect than to chase someone with an obvious sense of entitlement who definitely doesn't deserve me and all I bring to the table I tried and you seemed nice on the outside but I'm going to cut it off here have a good life when a man is dealing with two women he'll always stay with the one who has a weak mind the weak-minded one will think she's won because she's with him but the whole time he's wishing he was with this strong woman but he's too scared to be with the strong woman because he's a weak tool oh man this grape is sour I've realized with the help of blanks tick-tock that dudes are one out of nine times gonna go for the basic girl even if you're prettier than her or like have a better personality and they do this purely based on the fact that it's simple basic girls are just like every other girl so it's not like they can hurt you no but you can hurt them emotionally and what I say to this is how do you know who the basic girls are and that you're not one of them life is simply full of mysteries and if you read this you're dumb because to be honest I'm kind of wasting your time here but like if you read Opie I can answer that question for you if you write posts like the seriously then you're a basic girl on this next post Opie's delivery girl thought he was hot so she texted the number after delivering the food he was gonna smash until this happened well well I can't say the same everyone has their flaws and I'm sure my ex is talking garbage on my name I know my ex-fiance is definitely throwing shade on my name but I'll give him a pass because of what I did Lowell what did you do my ex and I got into a big fight after I moved to Lakeland back in May for a bit so I was like fu I'm gonna find someone better and we broke up so I went on tinder bang some dude and got engaged to this random dude to piss off my ex and then admit it after like a month I didn't have feelings for this kid so yeah crying well laughing emojis whoa I see like I really got engaged this kid met his family and everything and didn't even love him my pettiness will go to extreme measures at times I ain't even gonna lie this lady isn't just a red flag she's a red flag factory that was our slash nice guys versus our slash nice girls and let me know down in the comments which one you thought was cringy er

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Length: 16min 43sec (1003 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 17 2020