r/MeIRL | Only One More for Perfection.

when they teacher almost caught you cheating so you hit them with that mmm our /me IRL and as usual this is also featuring bows from me IRL and do me IRL for B IRL so it's just really just me IRL oh and I can't forget these 68 traffic deaths this year me after meeting my friends to stop burning down my house in Minecraft nicer shoot those guys a flap did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying I think I think flapjack and shout are our two shows that were just greatly underappreciated daddy doesn't live here anymore a book about divorce the hard times dotnet Sonic fans now drunk with power demanding big the kiss is the best onion asked article I could imagine me actually wanting to go outside social anxiety [Music] when you open the rod folder be me and the boys creating a second group chat without the issue without the annoying friend my friend group gets to have a second group I got some bad news for you buddy I actually haven't bought any games it's gear and spent time playing ones I already had I wish I can have this level of self control oh it's easy it's called being poor no matter the size of your opponent I just discovered that humans get a bit alike I just discovered that humans can fit a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't get it out without funny god damnit but can't even get it out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself for putting up it's good to be back when someone compliments me thanks yeah with someone comforts me I to make a loud jarring noise hey I like your shirt that that was more like Lemongrab than in an actual tha I'm leaving that in sorry that's not correct sorry your answer is not correct the correct answer was 0.62 your answer what hi hello what's up not much just chillin what about you same what's your name by the way I have anxiety strip me walks past someone person laughing anxiety they're talking about you that's not true I said they're talking about you hey can I talk to you about something of course do you ever feel like you ruin everything and your friends would be better off without you I feel that sometimes oh that's great thanks so you'll stop oh me is nearly exploding from stress ah yes it's the perfect time to begin the TV series I've watched six times already queue the office intro pick up three items french fries regular Greek salad request you guys peel the cucumbers please if not no big deal my girlfriend acts like I'll [ __ ] which about unpeeled cucumbers like it's my fault also an extra large 18-inch cheese pizza leaving a Smash Mouth concert wife why did you really think they play all-star for an entire hour me visibly agitated I guess not [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] he thinks he's being sneaky who's being sneaky oh that's wholesome oh that's oh love is dead and never existed all you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering you are the definition of dread all right are you okay my dad stole my garlic bread everyone dies one day everyone even wolves but not books not words words don't die my son three who is a lot smarter than I am Oh God Rebecca he did not say that when you are genuinely in a hurry so you overtake someone but you don't want to look like birthday girl hey um I'm gonna have to ask you to leave my party it's a private open bar and I don't know you guy yeah I literally work here so I'm in Nando's and I'm paying and the girl starts talking to me about donating two pounds of charity and I'm like no sorry and she's like are you sure you can't spare two pounds and I'm like no sorry again and my card declines Wow see I told you I couldn't spare two pounds you act like you're 11 well I haven't felt alive for the past seven years so maybe I'm still loving terrified neighbors God please the domestic dispute but find a man alone screaming at his spider cops received multiple calls about the sound of crashing furniture at a man screaming I'm going to kill you you're dead die die I want a hamburger with no ketchup no diced onions no pickles no meat no regular bun no salt make it a meal oh yeah I tried ordering a boneless burger in the entire [ __ ] system crashed so uh reading the error log this thing did it just crash somehow ordering a boneless burger did it crash it I can't started screaming that I feed him and I tell him stop yelling and he continues stop I scream and he won't give up in the end I said you're fat and he fell silent now he's sitting and looking at me immediately apologized to him this game will make you 37 times in one second my husband is dead I don't want a relationship I just wanna me trying to illegally download back my hobbies playing video games for hours not speaking to anyone for days at a time listening the same 20 songs imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist oh we got Bobby Hill and Luanne hey good-looking hey I am so jealous that Bobby has this much confidence in himself god dammit my mom good ass yes the Japanese waiter in a Japanese restaurant I'm eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there's a horse magnet inside Russian kinder surprise but uh that looks like it's made of coal well I mean it tasted like cold did you ate a bass honestly at this point being small it is the least of my problems in Russia sometimes when their horse dies they oh no they cremated and make a vase out of the ashes thus the coal taste did picture inside he had a dead horses ashes and mistook it for chocolate shower thoughts official people often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven what did all those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment well okay you see dog heaven is also squirrel hell it's a very efficient system what the hell is a squat do to go to hell like seriously unless it's a little cuz I keep running across my roof at 3:00 a.m. you bastards I'm gonna get you one day Penn is broken please use finger [Laughter] but goddamn it no more sorry I just got a ticket on base send me a picture of the ticket oh sorry my biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were but apparently filling the deep well of sadness inside of me was incorrect my mom what am I gonna get some grandkids me watching videos on how to give myself the Heimlich maneuver just in case I choke on one of the many meals I eat alone Oh trust me I have lots of lines in the water me jokingly flirting with the girl girl I'm friends with her her flirting back me scared as to what to do next just like all their pic watch all their stories and never talk to her like a normal person I literally don't talk to anyone unless they talk to me first and PC energy okay so recently I was in a public place chatting quietly with my friends and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I said so I explained myself to this kid and as soon as he got an answer he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way it it really felt like he just walked up to me and pressed a Meah at 17 I may be graduating high school now but I'm not gonna lose track of what teens are doing I'm gonna be a cool and relevant adult just you watch me me now 2160 in looks at my tablet over reading glasses like it's the morning newspaper leans forward and squints yells into the next room with an accent like a jaded New Yorker grandma in a sitcom George what's so Wojcik [Music] dealing with painful trauma a multitude of disorders bad grades losing loved ones failing at life completely spilled coffee all over my couch blub sad dad so much I can't I just can't where can i buy this shirt at I need this in my closet sure iDate don't even know anyone at all that would ever even consider a relationship with me website pop-ups be like yes sign me up for emails or no thanks I'd rather remain a complete [ __ ] live a miserable meaningless life die alone and be forgotten to the annals of history so I saw a fake girl waiting in line at the Panera and I was like wow I'm gonna beef it one day then she got an apple on the side instead of a baguette and I knew the FitLife would never be for me life tip bite off the corner of your pizza roll and blow into it for instant and easy cooling life is too short for this you put the whole thing in your mouth then do that open queuing thing while exhaling the flames like a dragon I didn't realize people actually ate these things civilized I always just crammed in my mouth and just accept the fact my mouth would be burned for the next couple of days hey you know be really cool you subscribed and liked and left a comment I think that'd be pretty cool right yeah it totally would be thanks for agreeing with me anyways as usual I got a gaming channel and I got a Twitter and whatnot so you should totally go check those out in all that stuff so yeah and I'll see you all next time hopefully

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,608,330

Rating: 4.9492021 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, reddit cringe, satire, comedy, funny, me_irl, meirl, r/meirl, r/me_irl, me irl

Id: GH_Ks-fn5tM

Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 20 2019