r/InsanePeopleFaceBook | We Like The Moon

had a lady who measured her baby's temperature by preheating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby's forehead she told the nurse that baby's fever was about 250 degrees our / insane people Facebook which it's actually more of insane people social media but whatever it's the same name and matter what and here's a disclaimer oh boy Facebook marketplace is a different world huh are you guys still selling the 30-inch TV now sorry I sold it a few days ago how about $200 I already sold it sorry 250 honey I literally do not have it then don't waste my time [Laughter] gonna be making tacos this weekend $3.00 gonna be making homemade tacos again this weekend only free box of taco your choice of ground beef or pulled chicken with all the fixings let's take a look at these sanitary conditions just a dirty folding chair with a bunch of newspapers lit on fire below it please post as anon how many boxes of laxatives does it take the show I'm Dez bread please Wow I asked for this post to be anonymous Microsoft don't trust them people they harvest your data and give it to the NSA open your eyes that's why I don't use their stuff yeah you have a PC and you bought your son an Xbox one my PC is made by Dell which uses Windows and the game's machine is made by Xbox neither of them use Microsoft I do my research unlike you both Windows and Xbox are made by Microsoft do your research you're blind to the truth all right that's it I'm out the moon you see is a holographic projection and not I repeat is not a solid object we live inside a giant planetarium they told you the moon is a solid object but it disappears every month you can't just screw with the RBG spectrum and say this proves the moon disappears when there's not enough light detail from a JPEG to determine whether the moon's actually there or not god damn it and just because something's in the shadows doesn't mean it disappears you goddamn [ __ ] take it away sponge monkeys oh boy fresh milk $6.00 camp milk 6 dollars fish can't milk for sale I just built them this morning a little bitter because they were strays but not bad with not bad with cereal six dollars per quart prices firm as it's good quality milk did you get that me how did you how many cats did you milk okay um can you not like my boyfriend's pictures on Instagram Thanks um your boyfriend is my cousin that doesn't give you the right to light it that doesn't give you the right to like his pictures this isn't a red flag I don't know what is okay this is this is pretty pretty goddamn crazy when you miss your girlfriend so much you go crazy but you cut her hair and kept some so she's never really gone I don't know what that is up there but that looks really good render me daddy why do those donuts look like steak l'm al they're bacon-wrapped fillets from my local butcher shop fillets are typically amour around cut of meat I've never heard a veg in my life but Democrats making up random names for foods Phil let's how the even pronounce that okay go take a shower make a cup of coffee take a long hard look in the mirror and slap yourself why is it that kind of creepy dudes almost universally seen prefer the word females over saying woman are they trying to sound academic or something it's it's like they're talking about an animal species let me describe my observation of the females that's because if you refer to a female as a woman you have to deal with are you saying I look old problem and if you refer to her as a girl then you have to deal with are you saying I look like a child problem the workings of the female mind is such a mystery that referring to them as a separate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them have you spoken to a single woman in your live you weirdo ah walmart literally has an entire gun display right next to the aisle where the toys and bicycles are usually in also Walmart we need to get rid of the violent videogames think of the children Walmart employees have been told to remove any video game displays featuring violence or violent content pants were invented for man not woman it's impossible for woman to wear pants jeans yoga pants dress pants leggings dungarees etc without sexualizing her bodies since they highlight her legs curves and rear end woman who want to be modest should not own pants at all excuse me pants were invented for legs women have legs can you just give her meningitis instead and then she'll build up a natural immunity you give it to her it can kill her Wow I'm not saying it should go untreated she can take CBD oils and it'll clear up on its own dear men unless you are a student on a campus or on a hike do not carry a backpack ever backpacks are for school children carry a briefcase to your office or carried nothing you look ridiculous as a grown man with a beard carrying a backpack stop it yes let me just cram my water bottle and laptop into the same briefcase that's a fantastic idea what could go wrong um honest question how many times can a woman hit a guy before the guy can hit her back just been seeing some post and I'm curious what you guys think I heard it's legally a three thank you just got told that the vaccine that the doctor gave my son has aids in it I knew better than to trust this corrupt health system hashtag backs what you need a child you've been single all your life and you're like 17 what the Marissa not know this would happen [Laughter] [Music] that's her brother calling her out ladies ask your husband if he'd still love you if you got a sex change if he says no walk over to your room and start packing your bags ladies do something unreasonable and drastic with huge impact on both your lives and if he doesn't agree dump him because you actually want a submissive pet that will validate all your ascent Rissa teas a rather than sit down with your partner and have an actual conversation just go up and declare it and give them a couple seconds to think about it and if they can't make a life-altering decision in a couple of seconds dump their ass I say with obvious sarcasm target snapped why the hell am I seeing commercials in Spanish on regular channels on TV in the USA because this is the USA where the total number of languages spoken is 311 that's 310 more languages that you are able to speak as a matter of fact 60 percent of the world speaks more than one language that means you and 40 percent of people need to catch up not the other way around hope you understand we hope this helps esperamos gayathri you day and other languages that I can't pronounce my Spanish is already rusty as nudes XX y asks hopefully don't be shy XX he said creepily what is it you mean X he questions stupidly you send me nudes or not X he continued moronically in you and no weird stupid [ __ ] he declared angrily basically I'm bisexual but I don't fall for girls you X it's so disgusting why because I'm a girl - whoa um okay correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't that mean that you're not a bisexual black diamond first edition Disney Classics VHS movies fourteen plus two without case $20,000 these fourteen VHS tapes are the original first edition for the DS and classes fourteen up covers in to do not see pictures in addition the little memory VHS tape is included in the group and has sold at an auction for more than twenty thousand dollars this is the original cover that had the band offensive images on the current cover it is particularly valuable all VHS tapes playing we didn't have a tv/vcr combo that still works that you can have with the group asking twenty thousand or best offer Vetta that asking price might be okay if they were new what never opened and never touched it in great condition all of these look like they're trashed and two are missing their cases so 20,000 more like $100 best case scenario man killed off most dinosaurs one for meat too because they were Menace three to be a hero save the village for to prove his superiority five competition for land and six medicinal purposes sweet and I can't wait to get back to the round table and tell them about this one okay I'm sorry but but know there would be a lot more a historical documentation of dinosaurs in his three especially with with Knights not only that but you'd you think they would have read the dinosaurs and ride them because beep badass thank you for watching if you enjoyed this video please consider subscribing and doing the liking and all of that stuff I got a gaming channel too which I'm currently working on the Minecraft episodes for so that should be up in the next couple of days anyways I'll see y'all later don't forget to check out the end cards and whatnot and yeah wooh YouTube outro

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Id: X6uiddh3v44

Length: 12min 0sec (720 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 12 2019