r/MeIRL | Memes for the Soul

I almost dropped my phone on the soft carpet floor but thank God I have lightning-fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead our /me IRL because self-deprecating humor is one of my favorites meaning the boys throughout the years and I'm not even twenty and I feel this this is the Papa John's driver I'll be there in about five minutes thanks champ and I buddy who who is this alright serious question I don't get how lactose intolerance is still a thing in 2019 like just open your mind stop being a bigot and just tolerate it geez when you have to teach the kids that family means nothing and you know please don't do this I seriously can't live without you I didn't cheat on you I didn't mean to send that when your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're gonna tell him that you forgot your bag when the teacher asks if everyone understands and if there any questions but you don't say anything not because you understand but because you understand so little that you don't even know what to ask and the teacher is like great and continues the lesson I feel attacked thank you very much hard-working underpaid employees managers beats uh party but to no avail the pizza party did not pay for John's mortgage and he had to sell his home and move into a hotel where he now lives his life eating hot pockets every night unable to pay for basic bills and he's behind heavily on his debt while at the same time watching employees who do half the work that he does get promoted and paid much more than him but pizza parties are nice you ever just have one of those morning's where you just kind of do you like the anime you make like well I like some but hate others what parts telling you like the parts where I see myself oof yikes that hit a little too deep for me my third grade teacher after I bring a snack you can't eat that unless you brought enough for the whole class me sounds like communist propaganda but okay there's a fully grown woman floating down the lazy river at our hotel with a margarita in her hand singing High School Musical songs I have seen my future and it is bright my future looks something like going up to in a keyboard I find and just Shh I'm still learning I'm a glowing bit not my type okay and so delete at a pet store cashier can I help you with anything Mia slaps bag of birdseed how long does it take this to grow into birds when she's smart funny and exactly your type I'll probably find a way to ruin this me life after university it's funny because it's on point I'm only a first year student and I feel like I'm drowning no responsibility it's fresh bold risky but I like it hello Netflix I've read a script for a scary movie you could make for Halloween it's called jet pack Dracula let's make it happen enter scene two characters are standing on top of a high place character what I hope Dracula doesn't attack us character - he can't we're too high up to get here he'd need a jet which he does now mmm Dracula rises up using a jetpack not gonna lie I might actually watch a series revolver attractive with a jet sure you will be dismissed to recess alphabetically by first name Aaron Carter hell yes aardvark Johnson not so fast any parent who names their kid aardvark should go to when you get to the car before your mom does and you're waiting for her to unlock the doors I hate my life because I ate 14 bowls of cereal what should I do I thought it would be fun but now everything just hurts please help you see the real question is did you eat 14 servings or did you eat 14 Bulls because there's a really big difference one of them is possibly doable the other one will give you diabetes can I see you in my office you can try Ptolemy's Carson please please notice me Carson imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk cows sell early cows sell late sheep sell early sheep sell late pigs sell early get it pixelate that's it's pretty good I mean it's terrible but it's pretty good does anyone else ever get the random urge to get your life together in the middle of the night that's actually how this YouTube channel was created have fun at work today and remember there are seven year-olds playing with toys on YouTube and making double your annual income in one month iOS 13 introduces swiping keyboard [Music] Android users hey I've seen this one Apple users what do you mean you've seen this it's brand new whoa then Windows actually come out with this first or might totally just miss thinking what could they possibly be gathering around for it's not like there's oh I'm sorry Dareon is a big deal it's the pardon iCarly where we're Carly's about the kiss Freddie everyone shut up and pay attention de to Applebee's waiter what'll it be her I'll have the Apple me I guess I'll have the bees then get your spoon ready and get ready to get sued by one that sounds like Jerry Seinfeld you know I never really thought about how weird that actually is until I just said that out loud you can't spell cat without a without a what without uh without Oh what some say the conversation continues to this day drop out of school living paycheck to paycheck get master's degree living paycheck to paycheck me puts pumpkin head on Endermen I don't even know who you are [Music] your memories on Facebook we care about you and the memories you share here we thought you like to look back on this post from three years ago the one true gender I look inside myself and asked do I feel like a man or a woman and the answer is that I feel like my dad saw me smiling at my phone assumed it was because I was texting with my partner and exclaimed oh to be young and in love I am I was looking at this picture of scrappy-doo dressed as a lobster knuckle I am smiling the clothes rack at the store me as a kid heartbreaking man is still calling out Marco Polo while everyone else in the pool is making out that's pretty rough man now hiring a girlfriend full time please love me this isn't how you do it everyone knows the real way you get a girlfriend is the hold a door open for them at the data station and then ask them if they'll be your girlfriend and if they say no just call them garbage because that's how it works in the real world he said with a tone of sarcasm trying to be funny I spent all day doing side quests instead of progressing the main story I know you're talking about a video game but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life yeah this life game is pretty terrible I rate it like five out of ten I want to like start over and try one of the classes that tears do keeps talking about I hear the water bears a really good class I was making scrambled eggs but I went too far and I scrambled my life nine-year-old Mia my mom the lobster tank at the grocery store you know now that I think about it while this is really relatable do they not do lobster dings at grocery stores anymore because I haven't seen one in quite a while asking for a friend of course when a Japanese pilot runs out of ammo in World War two I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move professor does anyone have any questions me can you repeat the part of this stuff where you said all about the things my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead how ya'll summer body's looking I have a nice personality well I don't so I'm kind of sometimes I feel like I faked my depression for attention my depression literally doesn't think it's good enough to be real depression I got depressed depression we kind of live in a time nowadays where people are like oh my god I'm so quirky I'm depressed ooh boo pity me interviewer what did you bring to the table well in my last job I brought a lot of enthusiasts put on my desk ah you mean my toad would you like more water yes thank you picks up my cup to fill it thank you oh it's my cup down Thanks the first clinical trial of male birth control gel is under way her get in bedding get in these guts hold on baby I gotta put on my sunblock first I hate the Internet I hope I don't get to monetize for this one thank you all for making it through this video don't forget I have a Twitter I do things on there sometimes but yeah thanks for watching this video if you made it this far and hearing me self-deprecating myself for you know 13 minutes or so well anyways and I'll see y'all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,481,974

Rating: 4.9470625 out of 5

Keywords: r/me_irl, reddit memes, top posts, meirl, reddit posts, me_irl, reddit cringe, funny, satire, r/meirl, me irl, memes, best of reddit, wholesome memes, reddit reads, reddit

Id: midj2DVqANc

Length: 13min 36sec (816 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 13 2019