r/MeIrl ft. r/Me_IRL with a bit of 2MeIRL4MeIRL sprinkled in to make you go "Oh that's so Me IRL"

I was best man at my friend's second wedding I started my speech with welcome back everyone yeah he was not too happy hashtag wedding fail our / me IRL featuring our / me IRL with a little bit of our / - me IRL for me IRL oh and disclaimer because youtuber meal preparing has honestly changed my life I cannot recommend it enough my god kick-ass that's Brenda I thought a truck was about to crash into ice tonight instinctively said whoa there buckaroo I could have died it those would have been my last words college girls looking at their apartments after hating a single strand of Christmas lights in the living room oh yeah it's all coming together types of Jill types of geologic faults normal fault reverse fault transverse fault your fault why she laughed I would slang spreads your slang for first time hate on it use it ironically can't stop using it help it's lit BAM who should a self-driving car kill should a self-driving car killed a baby or the grandma depends on where you're from if you drift you should be able to take out both of them I eat a lot of pasta but not in the cute oh my god I eat so much pasta relatable girl kind of way it's honestly just the only thing I know how to make I have never actually been caught smoking weed but I'm pretty sure my parents knows sober people don't give goodnight handshakes ketchup is a liquid made from a fruit and contains 20% sugar that makes it a soda okay some people are demanding that sodas require carbonated water I guess that makes ketchup a sports drink like power Aiden Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists the rest he's a good boy and he loves bagels memes in 2012 but you mean to tell me your real name isn't mom memes in 2019 Selene died bride leaves empty seat for her dead son can't hold back tears when she sees who shows up I am here mother if he tells you no use your princess voice look him in the eyes and suck his fingers that's actually how Thomas Jefferson made the Louisiana Purchase with Napoleon via the image of this historical moment is haunting me here's how Bernie can still win and that is now on the floor I gotta clean that up everyone for the love of God please update the caves mo yang again [ __ ] bees swiggity smaller oh boy oh boy swiggity swooty what dude three you mother you're the reason I had to put one two three in my name just like the square with Waldo you des hommes anyone else pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid dude Rorschach is like my favorite superhero I just wish his mask didn't have a picture of my parents fighting on it fat [ __ ] five stars hey I know you sell nudes but like how much would a video of huge is saying fully clothed I want to hold your hand Thanks what the [ __ ] Wow no that's too [ __ ] sad okay sorry fakes anyway shoot for the moon if you miss here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is three thousand four hundred and seventy five kilometers and you could not have this up more mom and dad screaming and fighting over their divorce in the room next to me eight-year-old me playing just dates in my room I'm not gay but uh twenty dollars is twenty dollars if you weigh 200 pounds on earth you'll be only 76 pounds on Mars so we're not overweight we're just going to die of diabetes if gay beans happy then I'm [ __ ] straight bro NPC energy when you only talk to people if they talk to you person one why don't you ever start conversations person 2 because I have NPC energy do you ever make eye contact with the girl walking down the street and she's so beautiful you know you're gonna think about it for like the rest of the day meanwhile she was probably like wow I didn't know goblins existed in real life I hope your day is dot-dot-dot legendary goat milk Alexa intruder alert Zay welcome to the rice field mother play welcome to the jungle by Guns and Roses turn off all lights release Claymore rumba ash Pikachu I choose You Pikachu Pikachu me Jason Derulo I choose you Jason Derulo just son Daryl all if you're wondering why I didn't do the Pikachu voice in the Pikachu voice it's because I can't and if I was going to I would do it in the furry voice which no one wants to hear because it would sound something like this see no one wants to hear that not a single person when the PE teacher joins your team mat level 2512 ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking if you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race I've turned the fasten your seat belt sign back on because it is about to get real why don't they just put these things on Mount Everest Oh what the [ __ ] what a stupid-ass idea you're scared of what you don't understand me getting ready to make the same bad choice but also being a little more prepared from the last time it backfired a woman with the same height and hair as my mom thinks he rolled me sup numbered neighbor what you got my phone number plus one so you're my number neighbor where do you live we both live in Austin Brian look at my area code how do you know where I live I'll shoot you this is America 2013 oh my god ha ha a major brands Twitter account used the word baya 2018 the Wendy's Twitter account just told me to go [ __ ] myself blind woman told to get off bus because guy dogs can't be black bra imagine being blind the bus driver is like you can't come on guy dogs aren't black and you're just like what the [ __ ] is black dog owners this is the goodest dog my best friend dad owners this is my goblin Schuyler evil incarnate I've never loved anything more gorillas flirting so do you have any wild fantasies me quitting my job no I I mean like any risque fantasies quitting my job without having anything else lined up Americans will measure with anything but the metric system a sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines was closed up what is closed off the northbound lanes of State Line Road near hundred Street again is the Missouri I was expecting a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed your mom shucks me good and hard through my jorts this side this is like seeing an elf argue with an orc the orc won a gang I'm ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local Domino's I'm thirsty he better not have your order is in the oven rick astley what do you want for your birthday wife the op DVD now of course by failing to give her up as she requested he has in essence let her down therefore creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley paradox it ruled me placing the sticker on my lego set incorrectly what have I done The Economist why aren't millenials buying diamonds oh yeah I work at a grocery store why tattoos you wouldn't put stickers on a nice car ma'am I am at best a 2003 Corolla he released a reliable hello my name is Judy and I work for Amazon we are treated very well and I love my coworkers my manager listens to me and I have plenty of bathroom breaks there is no war in Ba Sing se everyone knows the live-action version was better my mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this mom go to your room brother that's not fair do as I say you never send Lizzy to her room when she's in trouble Lizzy never leaves her room if she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings me I can hear you Minecraft now that I have your attention I have uploaded the Minecraft to the gaming channel finally after long goddamn last so go check that out with this little end screen here and yeah also subscribe to both my channel and gaming channel woo outro

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 987,277

Rating: 4.951448 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, reddit cringe, satire, comedy, funny, 2meirl4meirl, r/meirl, r/me_irl, me_irl, meirl, top posts, reddit memes, reddit posts, best of reddit

Id: CHbSlg8kNuU

Length: 11min 39sec (699 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 24 2019