r/MeIRL | Relating to internet memes a bit too much

when you put on a silly hat at the store and waiting for your friend and notice our / me IRL me attempting to be social the constant lingering belief that everyone is secretly making fun of me sentences I want to learn what would you recommend for someone visiting your country for the first time sentences duolingo teaches me can I offer you a nice a gig in this trying time hi girls I may not have the biggest heart or the biggest muscles or the nicest looks more than nice its personality or money Wednesday May 29th Montreal seven places to dine alone in Montreal thanks thanks google I really appreciate that what's your spirit animal me Glock does absolutely nothing and dies the world now runs on video game logic what's the first thing you do look at my stats and find out what the is wrong with me I would personally want the fallout special score but I would probably be really disappointed because it would be like strength to perception - you get the gist of it everything - may be intelligence 3 that's about it like one grind skateboard to a halt hey kids aged 18 to 26 kicks up bored pot it's cool but you know what's really blazing dance registering to vote Pokemon go to the polls you're offered 50,000 pounds but if you accept the person you hate most in the world gets a hundred thousand pounds are you taking it why would I miss out on a chance to get a hundred and fifty thousand pounds yeah mom I'll be back at 11:00 me coming back at 3:00 a.m. don't person life gets faster as you get older me age ten sounds fake but okay me now yo the Pizza app isn't working dude just call them my anxiety when a baby gets to about two years old they will shed their baby legs and grow their child legs this is known as the first step of becoming a child it is tradition to leave your children's baking legs under their pillow to be collected by the Leki fair in exchange for a hundred and three hundred and fifty pounds per leg this is first me a family sized bag of cheese puffs at 2:00 a.m. when you make eye contact with your friend in the exam hall I tried committing suicide but it didn't work out oops can you try again thanks Google you're a you're a real lifesaver not all that wander are lost but I sure AM me self-destructive behaviors me I'll study in my bed so I can rest my back [Music] [Laughter] item some sort of jewel encrusted severed foot the infinity sock you know I can't really get over how long those [ __ ] toes are oh my god when your boss thinks you for staying late to work but you were just looking at memes and lost track of time my noob alter-ego trash bag man I got put in this special needs class because I wore a trash bag to school six years ago trash bag man Rises one year ago top-ten superhero trilogies I used to be jealous of Harry Potter for being able to talk to snakes but it turns out I've been doing it for years [Music] that is some serious shade to throw in the year but goddamn and me explaining to the homeless person I'm also in need of a dollar [Music] all right so I have like this weird like obscure fear because now that homeless people are on campus trying to like Panhandle I'm like kind of afraid that like if I say I don't have cash only card they're gonna pull out a Squarespace I'm like kind of afraid of that cuz then what's my excuse not only that I have a panhandling on a college campus is a really a bad idea just in general me running to the microwave at 3 a.m. before it beeps Society follow your dreams me only eats cheese Society know what pride flag is that Oh Lea guessed the word the word why's Germany these are trying times my dudes am I finished my degree or is my degree finishing me if you're just out of school and working at your first adult job you may be wondering is this really all there is to life and the answer is no there is also back pain when you single-handedly bring the class average down 7% apply my supreme power the Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins during one of my older aspirated videos I found out that during power outages Roomba is just can wander around and bump into it and I think that's pretty great my anxiety is kept me up for over 50 hours [Laughter] is it okay I feel like I don't want to live anymore yes Bobby that's normal it's a 3 a.m. and my neighbor is having a meeting with watermelons that looks less like he's having a meeting and more like he's having a panic attack over the sheer number of watermelons that are inside of his house which I can oddly relate to but not the watermelon part McDonald's employee please sir get off the table me I asked for two large fries dumping bag of fries out on the floor but instead I got a hundred skinny little ones I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can't even laugh cuz that's just how customers are girl who is an 11 out of 10 looks in mirror I look like a potato me an ugly boy looks in the mirror with finger pistols that's what handsome King man right there would you eat six doughnuts how many doughnuts are in your drink one soda six doughnuts energy drink five-and-a-half donuts sweet and iced tea four and 1/5 doughnut juice three and 2/5 doughnut yeah honestly my takeaway from this chart is that doughnuts are healthier than I thought innocent people just trying to talk me that's what she said hate those restaurants with signs like no Wi-Fi here just talk to each other like the old days Gyo dude I'm trying to watch porn in the Quiznos I was about to go for a run but it looks like it's about to rain so I'm just gonna sit this one out when you kind of slow but you're determined to graduate I uh I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I seed him in public I won't have to talk to them I should have done this me pleasantly skipping that one song of my playlist despite never deleting it out of pure laziness oh yeah I used the wrong picture I'm glad everyone still thinks that it fits me I'm a turnout also Mia I must have lied my feet with the tiles or else I will die as a child I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the zero times it's happened yeah they uh they kind of pushed the whole concept that I would probably be offered drugs by everyone including my dog you should only eat six fries per serving Harvard professor says shut the [ __ ] up nerd the ghost that haunts my house me jacking off my introvert side celebrating canceled plans for something I agreed to and my extrovert side was present I love this photo god I hate being alive I just want to die in a national park under mysterious circumstances okay I'm done being dramatic I finally started my homework and it's not that bad plan ahead hmm yeah this is this is me when you give the spare ten cents to the pizza delivery man I too am extremely humble please tip the pizza delivery guy that's most of their pay y'all ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life yeah yeah all the time even just up the stairs it's just it's just sad really hello do you have a minute to talk about Dracula no wait Dracula yes you're vampires yes we have pamphlets vampires have missionaries where else would new vampires come from I assumed you bit people there are many hurtful stereotypes may we come in yes paralyzed teen learn to walk hit by car and paralyzed again stay down final warning thank you for watching everyone I finally hit a hundred thousand subscribers last night officially so that's pretty damn cool I guess I should have announcement up by the end of the week or beginning of next week it just really depends on how I'm feeling in motivation wise but anyways thank you for watching and I'll see y'all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,318,853

Rating: 4.9496908 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, me irl, reddit posts, meirl, irl me, memes, comedy, reddit cringe, funny, satire, giofilms, r/meirl, top of all time reddit, cringe

Id: t9PVy-MLOCc

Length: 12min 48sec (768 seconds)

Published: Thu May 30 2019