r/Me_irl | you need to run.

i'm crusading but the crew and ing are silent [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash me irl i don't know why they make me do this one maybe i'm the most relatable probably not though let's get right in there when backstreet's back all right michael scott being a wholesome man my mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world and that's why god made so many of them you know michael thank you i needed to hear that today god got killed again huh cat you know me curiosity all that'll get you yep anyway nice seeing you but i need to get back to my family now cat that was your night no no just one more you ever notice a hammer looks like a wee guy swinging a baseball bat no but now i'm never going to be able to unnotice that so thank you thank you so much when you realize you can use your actual birth date to register on websites oh no i'm still gonna lie it'll help me feel younger forevermore where am i you are in hell oh this is not that bad at all happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday need books no worries donate plasma earn 250 in your first five donations me i cannot afford tuition united states then pay with your blood when you call someone and they don't pick up oh now i can leave a really weird voicemail my cat giving up on being a cat i don't think he's given up i don't know what gave you that idea looks fine to me when your answer goes against the whole class and it turns out to be correct i've got a tall horse on the way give me one moment to get up on there up there they are again we've seen these guys before except they were called the goth crocs and now we're calling them punk crocs okay sure they've always been goth and they always will be get out of here i don't actually remember working once i clocked in i would black out as the spirit of customer service possessed my mortal body once again yeah you gotta do something to help with the serious verbal abuse you constantly endure right grocery list eggs corn tomatoes onions rice well really any percent milk wait what oh why would you do that what's wrong with the onions put it back on the list i have enough stamina for about a three minute chat anything beyond that i start to take physical damage that's when you turn around and run now don't say anything just go my life sucks i have nothing to live for but you do who said that me your old buddy debt that's right even in death you can't get rid of me come on guys it's not that deep you're a dick frank we'll do it when we're less tired we're never less tired guess we'll never do it then yep every day i don't know what this dude going through but i feel him yeah we've all been there man we have all been there don't worry about it things will get better at some point in time i don't know that's that's just what everybody tells me okay i don't know what else to say me after farting away my stomach ache i am healthcare oh man sometimes it doesn't work though then you can feel that bill coming your way oh sorry everybody that's not american yeah yeah it's expensive person sits next to me me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so i don't hurt the person's feelings wow we really are all the same huh anyone hear a doctor i'm a dentist well we need a doctor dentists are doctors but he's bleeding to death he's bleeding because he hasn't floss yeah that's why also doesn't help that you guys go in there with sharp tools and poke and prod and rip shut open wait you forgot me oh man even the garbage men forgot you damn me a good reddit post i would like to award you with the highest honor i can bestow i mean i don't know what the hell that means are you two friends the world no the usa yes me and my bff at 80 you look nice who dressed you the great depression you look lovely helen i'm so sorry i couldn't attend your funeral last year oh wait that makes me sad because cloris leachman's gone now god guys women are so emotional guys at 2am losing on a video game where the hell did you get this one companies during pride week how do you do fellow gays that's companies during every week just pick your flavor they'll change it oh so you have a girlfriend i have the original 2012 ninjago gold ninja minifigure everybody out there really just loves to make me feel bad about myself you know whenever you ask someone how it's going and they say it's going this is where they are mentally yeah what it's true there's not really a joke in there man surface web deep web dark web page two of google yeah you really never wanna go to page two do you it sucks it's got nothing for you there yesterday he called me cute he called me pretty why don't they use fancy words how do you spell gorgeous no freaking idea then after a while they stop appreciating it not just women but everybody eventually stops appreciating you giving your love but that's beside the point oh semi of the river what is your wisdom do not trust your gps or at least don't trust it completely some people michael scott that crap grandpa was not impressed after 24 hours of hard labor she's here seven pounds and eight ounces want to know what was hard world war ii all right grandpa calm down jesus christ that's whole how do i close gta 5. i've been playing for nine months you can't rockstar won't allow it it looks like it's the only game you're ever gonna play again buddy phew looks like my hard work isn't paying off at all all my homies got girlfriends it's true though what do i got i got boxed water here with me that's about it my aunt gave birth this morning and my grandpa is obviously very excited okay that is the only time i would never block somebody if they responded with okay that's it only time it's acceptable cashier checks my id in half a second me that was fast yeah i saw the 19 also me oh no six-year-old me after my brother tells me that there are negative numbers impossible no no just you wait until we start doing math problems with letters oh man that was a crude awakening me random chest pain is this finally it god i always hope so but it never is never forget you're someone's reason to smile because you're a joke well if people are smiling i must be a pretty good joke then right at least kind of decent i'm coming out of the lake and i've been doing just fine got to get out because i want to walk started out as a fish how did it end up like this i was only a fish i was only a fish and now what am i doing with my life i'm paid 30 grand a year to read and send emails and get yelled at god this is no existence i want to go back to the lake it is time to go was i a good person you were the best please laugh for us one more time i almost forgot we lost him this week i think it was this week either way you take that laugh on up to heaven my friend every day is a half day if you just leave you know i took that to heart the first time i read that haven't had a job since my mom me you made me spend every holiday with my relatives i don't even like my relatives that's insane you love your relatives you spend every holiday with them alright mom mom when your life is a mess but everything always works out in the end ah here you go it's the restaurant yeah geez so glad that i grew up with this and not this me too i prefer those honestly i mean i like them both but i've got my preference look at that ancient mountain dew label dude i drew the weekend bro drew the month didn't the weekend change his instagram profile picture to that at some point after all why not why shouldn't i wear it like a mustache there is no reason you do you have a good life when you're closing apps and accidentally close the music oh i do that all the time i never learn newton every action has an equal and opposite reaction me confesses to my crush crush doesn't love me back newton well uh i don't know what the freaking tell you maybe you're just a nerd nissan hey nissan i love you nissan i love you too ah what a great love story sometimes noodle prefers to have his existential crisis in the fridge probably because it's hot outside suzy and he wants to cool off getting nothing done having a sudden urge to fix your life at 2 am getting nothing done every single day her i'm really into older guys me trying to impress her would you like a werther's original all right you kind of overshot the age group she was thinking of but you're getting closer just found the texts from when i went into labor jack my water just went i'm not even freaking kidding what the hell oh my god what are you gonna do jack i'm calling mom granny has gone out i'm too called the hospital uh this is a panic chill out oh never say that my water burst how am i supposed to chill out because i'm sure it'll be fine for sake fine i'm going into labor oh i'm sorry i'm panicking oh shoot your water i thought you meant like a tap jack oh my god jack seriously dude seriously the doctor will be just a minute me still sitting on the crinkly paper 10 minutes later more like 45 minutes later it always takes a bit oh look texts with mom uh-oh don't you ever freaking send me anything like this again you are so ignored you'll be sorry one day but you don't even know it yet that pride of yours you think you know everything but you know shh you have really pissed me off god mom it's just funny come on it's funny mom me giving plant advice my plants dying at home how hard does it take care of a plant you don't have to do anything really at all me setting up a playlist for a five minute shower can't relate i think i've only listened to music in the shower maybe three times in my life and it was i could do with or without not really a big d don't give up guys what it's a good message it is seriously just keep going you know how big of a win it is to get your first bed and i have that exact bed to this day it is a big win me posts on reddit inbox one unread message auto moderator bot post has been removed i have definitely seen that a few times in my day boys nissan 240sx is so much better no subaru wrx sti with a 2.5 liter turbo has way more power girls my car is purple cool color [Laughter] that's just me couldn't care less what's underneath i just want it to be pretty graphic design is my passion i emailed this to my graphics art teacher before he quit and sometimes i ponder if this is the reason why he did well ponder no more i guarantee you it was a contributing factor it's the relatable raven i'm struggling to live lol upvotes all around imagine training hard all your life and doing crazy crap for power just to be second strongest to some orange dude oh man that hurts don't it me replying to someone after 10 seconds when they took 10 hours i mean it's just how we are it's fine don't worry about it you know what i do when my friends don't immediately respond i assume that they're at work and then i spam them anyway for the next four minutes it's great seeing their reaction to that how junk food shapes the developing teenage brain everything affects the teenage brain mom my goal is to die by 30 and just be done with it oh come on mom don't be like that it's easier this way you know how expensive it is living past 30 it's ridiculous shampoo bottles when they fall in the shower soap when it falls in the shower there really is a lot of excitement in the shower if you're clumsy trying to figure out which drink is less full to give to your sibling hey we've all been there huh that extra like half an ounce is a big deal okay did you set the alarm for tomorrow stop it i'm trying to sleep god damn it me and my best friend after getting 65 and the class average was 64 we are intellectually superior in every way i will give you this money if you tell us something about the new star wars film all right i hear they're thinking of doing another one oh wonder how much you just gave him clear orange juice oh it's empty her stupid ass someone check up on that teacher please final exam on a rainy day a girl broke up with her boyfriend after being together for eight long years they decided to separate it the place where everything about them began at the same time the boy is due north crying and running at a rate of five feet per second and the girl is walking east at a rate of one feet per second thinking if she made the right decision how fast are they separating from each other five seconds after they started moving to a new life without one another yes someone needs to someone needs to check on him honestly if i was a professor i'd write stuff like that all the time just to keep people on their toes willie or won't he you know what i mean when you find out your friend did as bad as you did on the test we're gonna die together whoo where am i i'm sorry steve you left me no choice this is the show i've been telling you about it gets really good after season two biker chicks lol i was your uber driver like three months ago please leave me alone please do not lean on me i am unstable thank you same don't touch me just don't not a good idea me knowing it's about to become a genuine part of my vocabulary the cringy phrase i started saying ironically oh man all the time i still have plenty of things i haven't set them here so you don't know what they are but i've got plenty of stupid things when anyone asks my favorite weather this i crave this i have much better days when i wake up and it's gray and dark and rainy outside than when it's super sunny and andy's bedroom wallpaper looking out there you know what i mean i want the gray hey there are you able to edit this so i have wings enjoy that may not be what she meant but i think she's realizing that that's what she really wants you got a 96 it says here that 90 is a genius man i wish i got a 90. when you did 20 minutes of actual work and still aren't rich yet screw this i'm selling well hey guy made a lot of money although remember what happened in the end yay i'm so glad i got this i needed a yummy little treat i'm going to myself iron man a billionaire thor a literal freaking god captain america you know he's a super soldier right like did you skip that part when you get bored at school my eraser me my pencil it must be sacrificed oh birth to death gifted kid omg a burned out disappointment yeah yeah final destination 2 came out in january of 2003. it's now 2021 i am 32 years old and every single time i see a logging truck or any truck carrying anything long and round i have a mini panic attack and change lanes it's been 18 years screw you final destination well to be fair i think anybody whether or not they've seen that movie would not want to drive behind that truck look at that disaster it's mother earth not stepmother earth so stop screwing her just remember the earth will be fine it's us you gotta worry about no face mask no entry every employee inside yeah that's starting to piss me off too i'm not gonna go into your business when all your employees are allowed to pull that sh the world's loneliest bird dies surrounded by concrete replicas he thought were his family why the hell would you show me this why would you do that i didn't man and on that super disgusting note we've come to the end of another video folks but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art i've been watching mk for a couple years now and i've always wanted to make some fan art the fan art on the videos always makes me happy i just turned 14 so i hope the fan art is acceptable this one has female male and non-binary mk characters i hope you enjoy you know what i do enjoy i enjoy a lot i'm also liking that style of the front of the shirt getting tucked in but the rest is out i'm liking it all around and i can't wait to see more from you always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really 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Channel: EmKay

Views: 1,074,234

Rating: 4.959507 out of 5

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Id: gD_FDzNybsQ

Length: 17min 15sec (1035 seconds)

Published: Wed May 26 2021