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me casually playing games knowing that i have six unfinished assignments due tomorrow hey that's me with mk i could play tower unite for nine hours or spend 40 minutes getting my work done which one am i gonna do let's find out right after i'm done playing tower unite [Music] hey what's going on everybody welcome back to mk i'm your host robin the tallest one i'm pretty sure and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash memes without any further ado let's hop right in let the torturing commence add one of four oh my god well they're short enough i think i could withstand this torture me finding and taking advice from a reddit thread that was locked seven years ago if it's good advice it's good advice okay it doesn't matter how old it is me and my friends during the eighth grade me alone during high school what is this supposed to be saying did all your friends decide to go to different high schools or did they uh did they die anime intros anime outros the anime outros never make any sense i mean i guess to be fair the intros don't usually make too much sense either but the outro is a whole different world entirely how the world imagines american babies crying how american babies really cry hey hey whoa that's fair but stop it i refuse to believe these two are played by the same guy christian bale hold my beard yeah christian bale sure did almost kill himself several times with those body changes also i can't believe this actor acts really well really you sure i'm gonna say it right now willy wonka and captain jack sparrow aren't quite as different as you want to pretend me watching mr beast buy five stores while i put water in my shampoo so it lasts longer yeah it's one of the reasons i don't like watching because i'm envious and he never picks me for the money when you lie down to sleep after having a rough day and then this happens and you start losing your sh so badly look it doesn't take much to send you over the edge if you've been teetering there all day long when the bell is twenty thousand and one hertz i didn't hear nobel cats were worshipped by the egyptians for their beauty and intelligence cat owners nowadays only dumb [ __ ] get in this box well they've always deserved that bruce wayne when he talks crap about batman i handle financial transactions for a multi-billion dollar company i'm a cashier at mcdonald's i'm a cake artist who spent five hours on that cake the cake still looks good though gamer girl the ideal girlfriend who plays video games but extremely rare said to only be found in the magical land of canada i go to canada nah my gamer girls from the uk also i'm sorry they're not rare come on i mean unless you're talking about the ones that eat controllers then they're a little rare mom don't believe what you see in the movies it isn't real my cats oh man it's about as real as it gets harry is adjusting great to america oh mercy me i keep forgetting i'm in the colonies dude honestly one of the funniest things in my brain right now is harry just driving around casually can you imagine pulling up next to that dude scooby doo revealing that the monster was the first person they met for the 10 trillionth time 10 year old me yeah that really did get about as formulaic as it gets didn't it girls only cry over basic trash boys only cry over stupid crap my dog didn't wag his tail when i got home from work my cat doesn't even care when i do them look they both hurt okay my dad making a heartfelt family speech after a funeral eight-year-old me knowing he's about to sit down on a whoopee cushion did people used the word dad the 1500s dead was first recorded in english sometime in the 1500s but its ancestry isn't clear people in 1499 [ __ ] [Laughter] the fastest man alive which might explain why you can't get a date me as a child me as an adult oh redditer's using other social media wear down boat stop taking everything literally or draw 25. oh i get it me and the boys after drinking five hour energy when our doctor said we only have four hours to live we're intellectually superior in every way i'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out that's quite literally how it's always been for me i go to the grocery store for fun sometimes i'll come home with something but what else am i gonna do the past year hasn't exactly been accommodating flat earther i did my own experiment to prove that the earth is flat the experiment oh you son of a [ __ ] finally the argument's been blown wide open finishing a test early in the fifth grade finishing a test early in the eighth grade wait a couple of teens doing a drug deal at 1am me looking for frogs what when a game has and you at the end of the credits i gave them my money so i'm in the credits okay bro i'm going to bed good night goodbye see you tomorrow last online 12 years ago you know i'm kind of glad i never knew this type of heartbreak video games with the boys depression ha ha take that gaming mouses be like cheap expensive i am so mad at how accurate this is in germany it is normal to bathe with friends pretty sure it isn't i don't know we got any germans in the comments me says name of girl twice my mom uh oh wife my friend bragging about getting a girlfriend me having 78 hot milfs in my area wanting to screw me who's really winning bisexuals when someone says goodbye oh god damn it come on but no one ever pets me google when i enter my account with a different device google when i actually get hacked yeah it's actually kind of incredibly freaking embarrassing how long it takes to get your account back from them it's kind of pathetic hit it bro the lights gray and this is why dogs can't get licenses home home or ho ho meme more like ho ho mimi people who comment bonk go to horny jail on a not safe for work sub well hey way dominion that's what i came here for i shouldn't go to jail for that that's what you're here for too when the teacher already yelled at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks in a second time holy crap that man is about to explode it's how i imagine i'd look if i were putting a human-sized microwave after about 30 seconds gaming keyboards be like uh yeah a day when i was a kid playing in the morning attending eight hours of school playing after school watching tv playing video games a day now i had one meeting and i went out for groceries i'm done for the day man how are your days as a kid so full i had so much homework i wasn't allowed to actually live my goddamn life also playing in the morning what well i'm sorry i'm sorry the accuracy of this one just doesn't make any sense to me younger me being mean to teachers older me realizing teachers hate their jobs because kids are [ __ ] i genuinely believe that up until a certain age every human ever born was a demon and then eventually we grow out of it but not a single child is anything less than demon spawn fire doesn't burn underwater oh laughs in magnesium welder yeah but i don't think those exist in spongebob's universe so shut up wait teacher bring out the work you did over lock down me when you're happy you enjoy the music when you're sad you understand the lyrics yeah i thought it was stupid the first time i saw it too me a male with long hair every boomer and a 50 kilometer radius which doesn't really make much sense to me the boomers were hippies all of them had long hair all of them just go look at woodstock photos character in marvel movies dyes marvel except not really wink wink don't you worry they'll be back in about a movie or two meme idea in my head when i make it i mean does it taste good though look i'm gonna tell you something right now even if the food looks like diarrhea and a lot of food does it can still be pretty good i mean seriously next time you're at taco bell squish a little bit of the insides of your five-layer burrito out and tell me that don't look like crap hungary has a road that plays music you were going allegro in an andante zone i hope you have a good explanation nice try fbi not today cia good play dea nothing you can say nsa leave me be kgb dirty tricks mi6 good attempted obscurity department of homeland security jesus that one kept going now let's play which one of these government agencies are you most scared of which one are you least scared of i'm actually quite curious if you can't see the number you have cold have headache need sleep need water our horny oh crap guys i've got a confession if a female octopus is hungry and doesn't want to mate but the male tries to she'll let him insert his mating arm and begin the process before inching closer to him then she'll strangle him kill him and feast on his corpse in her den for a few days um you know she could just go to jack jack-in-the-box or something instead i feel like jumping straight to eating your partner might be a little bit extreme you're too young to be tired you're too old to be alive if anybody ever tries to say something like that to you just know they're stupid panda and anime panda irl i think you could do this for almost anything in anime seriously give it a try i bet we could do one for high school girls that would be just as funny my pc starting up oh yeah you have to fix that you know you can tell them all to shut the hell up upon startup right if any program ever has the balls to open upon startup i nerf that crap so fast stop downloading crap the computer is so slow because of you but dad the pc is 13 years old oh my god the four horsemen of peace signs yeah the perfect high school chemistry teacher doesn't exist oh oh 2000 this store is so good for downloading games i don't need you anymore pal stores for exclusive games hello old friend uh yeah i don't know steam still has the vast majority the only one of these that has any exclusives that i might want to play is blizzard but not really because overwatch sucks so probability of contagion very high high medium low very low have you heard of raid shadow legends none waiter your steak sir very rare me wow that's rare you're right after reviewing other people's comments i see i was wrong other logos read it well to be fair their logo's already been about as simple as you can get me 30 seconds after closing the reddit app for the night hey look read it dude that's me but with imager i hear a voice it's my girlfriend i'm a redditer jeff bezos and marcus licinius crassus richest man of his time made money exploiting an essential service died getting melted gold poured down his throne oh for the love of god yes the rock seems to wear the exact same outfit in every goddamn movie he's the star of can we stop with the johnny depp thing though when the wi-fi drops one bar okay i'ma stop scrolling at 12 30. damn it's 12 31 guess i'll stop at one grandma browsing facebook the elder scrolls online you have a small ding dong your mom can't keep a secret can she oh whoa sensitive wildlife area no entry you only want to hunt me because i'm fat go on kill me girl if your height doesn't start with a six don't message me yeah yeah yoda is small but it looks like he's gotten in unlockable skins back in the day paid skins now yeah but at least the paid skins now are better society of healthy foods taste better than unhealthy foods there's no such thing as healthy foods i'm always going to believe that studies have suggested that gifted people often have a bad handwriting because their brains are working faster than their hands doctor's brain i am speed my handwriting is bad just because it's bad i wonder if he's thinking about me don't you guys think the share button on reddit should say spread it why the hell would there be a share button on reddit i don't want to share the fact that i use reddit with anybody me just doing the dishes brain what if you stabbed yourself with that knife shut up the teacher saying that there are three states of matter the smart kid knowing there's another state called plasma me knowing that there are 50 states in the usa yeah 50 states of don't matter me twerking on minecraft by spamming shift my computer wouldn't that make you interested to turn on sticky keys i wouldn't be as annoyed by that prompt if it didn't come with the single worst sound computers have ever made when it pops up studying a topic on your own out of pure curiosity having to study that same topic for school that's because you don't get to look at the interesting parts of it anymore me when i have a stupid question to type into my browser bravo 6 going dark no no no not stupid questions i'll ask regular browser stupid questions all day long you know exactly what you're looking up when you go incognito eight-year-old me pulls loose thread from my sweater the sweater guys i'm gonna try my best but it's a freaking radioactive dinosaur what teenagers look like to toddlers what teenagers look like to adults yeah it's a very very weird phenomenon is it the moment you pass a certain age all people that are younger than 18 look like they're babies only three homework questions aha i see [ __ ] you nobody youtube thumbnails when the teacher says time is up but you still didn't finish the conclusion let the torturing commence oh no stop that song's so bad stop it me loses a match me gg enemy lmao ez switches to toxic when someone changes lanes to pass you and then get stuck behind a slower car you dump it guys i need help i haven't unlocked my teacher yet holy crap what is going on there rock paper scissors players waiting for the next update i can't believe it it's been a billion years at this point and i was out here thinking an update couldn't possibly take much longer than mojang's updates tutorial you can upgrade your gear with gold me but i want to save my gold tutorial i said we upgrading today we gave you this gold for free to teach you how to buy more i am a virgin we are virgin everyone british humor is classy and sophisticated british humor wanker water during the day water at 3 00 am you damn right comes right out of the bathroom sink too when you're browsing reddit and all the memes are crap why why why oh that's why go screw yourself you do you minecraft a player has built a whole metropolis in three years incredible younger sibling after all why not why shouldn't i delete his three years of work by accident different meanings of the word ass ass means but good ass means good bad ass also means good big ass just means big my ass used to convey sarcasm your ass means your entire body oh man you think this slang is confusing just wait till you get to homophones and on that glorious note we've come to the end of another video folks but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art it's fan art you probably see this in the mirror jkjk unless that's exactly what my face looks like at least when i'm seeing my reflection always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure to get 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Channel: EmKay

Views: 1,158,653

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Id: nBGnRHakR34

Length: 16min 41sec (1001 seconds)

Published: Tue May 25 2021