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jewel and charger hey i'm not interested in the jewel but i am interested in you sorry this is the marketplace not tinder also a jewel and charger for 40 bucks [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin you know the balding one and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash crackhead craigslist where only the best products reign supreme without any further ado let's get right in there i have an animal print living room set for sale like new i'm only asking 1400 for it hit my inbox oh only 1400 wow you're really generous and nice there now it's art only thirteen thousand dollars for that wow what a steal hey look free shipping though giant bean bag chair oh it was fifty dollars oh of course this is in colorado springs get local delivery no i'll just go pick it up i wonder if this is still for sale i'm gonna do some searching i want this beanbag chair cool bike and i cannot state just how difficult that thing would be to ride with that seat man homemade banana bread old family recipe oh i see it's a little bit undercooked also in what universe are you going to send that to me via first class mail half-eaten birthday cake that's not too bad 25 bucks okay i could use half a cake chicken wing key ring 20 bucks i feel like i can get that at any random crappy gift shop in the world for a little bit less than 20 bucks maybe seven or eight so i'm just going to keep looking for the true chicken wing key ring for me bart simpson diamond chain only 5 500 yeah you'll be looking real fly with this freaky ass thing around your neck cheetos shaped like easter island statues for 20 grand uh i don't know about that it looks vaguely similar but if i'm giving you this much money i want it to look identical right out of the bag chase burglar from from burger king 80 i think i can go to my local burger king and get one of these for slightly cheaper than that i might be wrong but i've got a sneaky suspicion that i'm not uh circus cookie would you care to bake the cookie first maybe lots of used coffins still 500 bucks dude death shouldn't be this expensive they're just boxes of wood and these ones have been heavily used i'll give you four bucks official buy sell trade jobs five five nine that sounds like a great group i have clean corn dags for sale as you can see they have been professionally cleaned one for three dollars two for eight or 5450 i don't understand how your pricing tiers work here custom call of duty uh of course of course you know how old that is man i mean not the ps4 copy specifically but dude it's been around for like 11 or 12 years by now desert garden in bowel in bowel pick now only had a few sips pepsi two liters slightly drunken four bucks come on i can go to the store and get one of those for like 240 man faded rose color yes faded because your nasty ass feet have been in them gross suggested products iphone 11 with fortnite on it only five grand something happened with four oh right now i remember i remember people were selling phones with flappy bird on it those were the days folks extremely full ketchup packet okay this doesn't count when you live at a high altitude get out of here with your 10 dollar ketchup packet unisex t-shirts have about 10 shirts left from my sister's 40th b day 15 each or all 10 for 100 bucks and that's cheaper than ordering okay who gives a sh we don't know your sister beautiful goggles 20 million dollars and you're still charging me eight bucks for delivery what is wrong with people 20 million dollars come on i deserve free shipping hubba bubba gum no thanks i can get it new for much cheaper than that way cheaper than that legs hair wait a minute are you selling the hair that you just shaved off of your leg are you selling a shaving service what exactly is being sold here because 30 bucks is a lot to ask for a product that well i don't really know anything about i've got no clue what's going on here hangover kits two dollars each i don't need a kit just get a three dollar bottle of generic pedialyte in your set help me i will pay you labor gigs here and there i got a situation that is now pressing i need to be in arlington virginia at 9 30 a.m tuesday getting flights from knoxville to dca is insanely impossible i have a truck i have a valid tag but i have no driver's license okay drive me there and bring me back and i will drop 500 in your hands we need to close this deal fast to jump on it now there's an interlock thing on this vehicle so you need to blow clean during this process or we use your vehicle we can discuss a price change if using your vehicle compensation fast money how far of a drive is this because 500 doesn't seem too bad i'm kidding this is ridiculous what's going on here update i looked it up about eight hours now how about this you give me two thousand dollars for that drive bud 55 gallon drums of honey i have 114 drums available 75 bucks for drum honey is in jersey city 55 gallons of honey for 75 dollars are you serious why does this seem like the best deal in the world i can finally bathe again iphone 7 250 honey no i don't think you realize how old the iphone 7 is i'll give you 45 bucks for it premium dorito in a jar now that sure would be a fun family heirloom wouldn't it what's that oh it's a dorito that i was scammed out of ten dollars for 2004 lamborghini bugatti well no that's a mitsubishi is it a diamante i'm not 100 sure mitsubishi's been all over the place with the models over the years only 23 000 miles though i'd probably buy it but not under the assumption that it's a lamborghini bugatti collected the legs from the roaches that live in my house and finally created my masterpieces these are jumbo flying roach legs and are now for sale they're itchy but cute sweetheart no they're not cute masks made from bra cups are you serious do you know go into target a two pack of reusable cotton masks with a filter hole are four bucks yeah four bucks so are you kidding me oh of course it's denver firm queen size mattress sewn coffee and drink stains good condition from smoke-free pet-free home must pick up no deliveries that's not just coffee and drink stains no one spills coffee and drink on their bed that much you do it once and then you're real careful past that point okay this isn't honolulu wait a minute you're charging 150 you're paying me to take that thing bag of old cigarette packets empty for collector hey australians what the do y'all actually collect empty cigarette packs who does this cat milk fresh cat milk for sale i just milked them this morning a little bitter because they was strays but not bad with cereal five dollars a quart price as firm as it's good quality milk that is gross nursing one dollar this might be one of those things that appeals to very few women let's see adult man seeking grown woman who might like to nurse me i'm talking about real milk here i'm tall nice looking considerate and a good listener in my experience it is the woman who sets the boundaries and expectations for a relationship and i do know how to stay in my lane this feels like the boys are you homelander large mirror where chewed up bubble gum wow dude wow 1995 ford mustang picture not related at all though make an offer kids don't really like it that much g willikers i freaking wonder why my good sir okay what the 805 dollars well it's still cheaper than anything kanye put out but somehow it is weirder looking how do you do that wait these aren't something kanye did right party barge 300 bucks party barge built on genie scissor lift platform needs tlc all right eight 55-gallon drums for flotation gang plank with boat winch and flag post with a stripper pole what will hold over 2 000 pounds yeah i'd take that with a seriously large grain of salt like rock salt size dude what the pencil sketch free oh well if it's free peppa pig jigsaw puzzle i get it because she's a pig and just you know it's bacon and stuff all right empty sealed pepsi can how'd you manage that an empty sealed can are you sure it's empty because if i order this thing and it arrives with liquid clearly in it i'm coming after you iphone read add before message me um no i'm good i got a phone that works i don't i don't need whatever the hell you're holding uh sparkle p slime five thousand dollars i'm sorry guys but this one is this this one's really confusing me i don't have any clue what the hell i'm looking at what does this mean for sale dalmatian plain why don't you contact cruella mcdonald's plastic straw good condition rare no longer made y'all are weird man super mario 3d all-stars nintendo switch nice price point you can still buy these in target and walmart because they sucked actually the super mario galaxy one was pretty tight but seriously you can get these for regular price in most big box stores still seriously there's plenty of stock left as far as i've seen the last dozen times i've been into all of these stores they still got them there sensual kermit sensual kermit you have my attention pair of silicone fingers uh great exactly what i was looking for i needed some extra fingers looking for snakes hello all i'm hoping someone in the area can help me one of my neighbors in my apartment complex has left their van with the window cracked in the best spot possible for the entire complex about two months ago management reached out that cars needed to be moved from one section of the parking lot for maintenance and some took an a-class parking spot to leave their dilapidated bandages sit there now i have to park over 300 feet away from my door so this van can just sit dormant oh boy here we go here's the plan they left their window cracked about an inch and i'm looking for 10 to 25 snakes of that size to feed through the crack into the van and give them a surprise when they finally get this piece of out of my yard it's not in your yard it's in a parking spot you wanted i promise to also send mice and other critters through the window so the snakes can stay well fed and hopefully grow i swear to god this is not a joke i'm so irritated i will do anything to make these people's lives hell thanks it's usually not a good idea to admit to planning a crime on the internet you know it's really hard to get rid of the evidence especially when it gets shared around on mk oh it's alright oh but it's sold well what am i looking at it for then spider with special needs i rescued a house spider that lost all the three of its legs in a battle with other bugs and have been keeping it in a jar giving it water and moths hoping that it would molt and grow its legs back i'm not equipped to take care of this spider anymore i've run out of house pest bugs to feed it and its environment is unstimulating i don't think it'll make it in the wild because it has some trouble climbing and catching food with its limited mobility does anybody out there want a special needs spider to take care of minimal re-homing fee to make sure you're not going to use it as a feeder for something else re-homing fee for your house spider man shut up nintendo switch alright i'm selling my son switch i made him a deal to quit pooping in the shower apparently he cannot do that and thinks it's funny when i step on his steamers in the morning so the switch is going it all works and will demonstrate upon a rival comes with animal crossing mega man x super smash bros breath of the wild whatever it's not the light it's the full-sized one i know i'm taking a loss with the money i spent on this darn thing but jesus christ shut up swirly wanted i need a white married woman to help me out with an unusual request that has to do with a toilet i want a swirly 600 if interested contact blank for more details serious replies only that seems like a really simple 600 bucks 100 end table slash art yeah you can call that art all you want 8.5 foot tall bike mainly looking to trade can drop off for the right price both tires need new inner tubes oh well then it looks like the right price ain't ever coming to you you want me to pay what 125 dollars for this death trap and you're not gonna fix the tires hey just a heads up for y'all this dude is selling what he says are fresh tamales his grandmother makes on facebook marketplace so i grabbed two dozen came home to eat them open them up and got this tried messaging him back and he has since deleted the post and isn't answering my messages what kind of punk does this over 24 bucks my grandma worked real hard on these anyway does anyone know where to get some legit tamales and heads up don't buy anything from this dude he straight up gave you plain ass hot dogs wrapped in white bread holy crap the grift of the century shrek's pooping toothpaste cap i mean all right yeah that seems cool oral b toothbrush all right that's about what they are new so i'm i'm good thanks new sliding door bought it cause dogs scraped up the other one only then we went another route bought the ones that have blinds in them trump not included trump not included well what's the point why would i want this then lightly used xbox controller yeah it's only been half used that's not bad the god entered into my body as a body my same size official van just had the front and rebuilt get excellent gas mileage honda built these if it's an odyssey no they're not good no they don't last and you just admitted to having the engine rebuilt um tell you what i'll take it for a hundred dollars no more no more than that i'll take it for 100 bucks and then i'll drive this sucker around proud barely used vintage barbecue 350 no delivery pickup only 350 bucks that's more expensive than most brand new better ones dude you're delusional bed risers four bed risers approximately six inches tall good for gastric reflux or just raise the bed and hide the bodies underneath porch pickup what the hell were you using these for happy tree friends cuddle plush that's not a plush almost destroyed condition free just come get it maybe it can be salvaged for parts salvaged for parts it's a hot wheel you know what confusing as that may be we have come to the end of another video folks before we get going though let's take a look at today's fan art made some fan art as a form of venting out my issues hope you guys like it everything comes to an end you know what could you make some more vent art for us because i like this a lot always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below and until next time i'll catch you later [Music]

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Length: 16min 16sec (976 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 04 2021