r/Memes · you ARE a robot

with no other options left scientists have found a way to bring back harambe harambe was a gorilla he had nowhere to run nobody knew what to do they had to use a gun harambe what's going on everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm your host david the baker and today we're going to be looking at r slash memes i'm so excited this dude one year ago i can hear one year into the future today the noise stopped that dude probably i shouldn't have said that i should not have said that oh you jinxed us all man i would say your aim is cancer but cancer actually kills people hey bud you might want to get some ointment for that burn alphabet soup for children alphabet soup for doctors four years of medical school and you still can't write clearly it's time to go huh huh i guess it's already dead was i a yeah you're too late internet explorer you're too slow 13. i am the unluckiest number 666 no i am i represent the devil amateurs what was that punk 2020 amateurs the number of levels my mom beat in candy crush my entire gaming experience you get taken to the hospital your mom starts crying the doctor starts crying the avengers walk in when your friend runs into somebody they know and you just stand there awkward af it do be like that big mac on the menu big mac in the bag i lost her to a boy with bigger fingers yep i'm not gonna make a comment on that on google when you search ninja you get this streamer over here on bing when you search ninja you get actual ninjas bing well maybe i don't want to be the bad guy anymore i'm still never using bing me looking for the long end of the blanket at night you gotta toss it up like a pizza it'd do be like that he had over 2 000 facebook friends i was expecting a bigger turnout holy crap that's boomer af world's strongest man contest ordinary people respecting quarantine and not complaining doctors celebrities it's so hard to live a month in my gigantic house oh and they get a perfect score of course to change centimeters to meters you take out the cinti meters oh when he headshots the centi in 1920 charlie chaplin went on a chaplain look-alike contest and ended up getting 27th place out of 40 contestants the judges when they learned they placed the real charlie chaplin in 27th place i mean how do you mess that up it's charlie chaplin chief why'd you mark me absent i never see you in stealth training class but chief i'm always there the four horsemen of childhood memories poking holes in the eraser ripping off the wallpaper to your pencils sliding your fingers down the cinderblock walls and keeping the light switch right in the middle ah this speaks to me so well army of a hundred thousand chinese ducks on standby to combat locust swarms peace was never an option good i hate those bugs call of duty cheaters are being matched up together as punishment activision i use the cheaters to destroy the cheaters that's what you get for not playing by the rules it's time to go hey look who's here one who can't even kill 100 of germs loser no one likes me goodbye world colgate sensitive kinda feel bad for attractive people who are now having to communicate with their words for the first time realizing they don't have much of a personality why would you say something so controversial yet so brave boys when they get a compliment for the first time in five years a core memory hold on to that my friend did you know in 2013 a dad in china hired gamers to kill his son in video games so that the son would start looking for a job and get a life i used the gamers to destroy the gamers this dad's hardcore when your little brother calls you to defeat a boss in a game you haven't played in a long time it's time to load up 2019 dentist we're doctors too 2020 dentist i'm just a dentist nobody wants to mess with that rona my daughter's homework list at least five things that are almost always white okay sheeps clouds disney princesses why would you say something so controversial yet so brave my mom takes me to the doctor's office four-year-old me oh you already know what time it is dolphins have returned to italy meanwhile in middle earth trees are just walking away when elementary school students finally go back to school after this is over they're gonna be giants enemy team guy who's been playing since launch guy who's maxed out everything guy who's mastered every weapon with god aim guy who plays the game professionally your team guy who just bought the game yesterday fortnite squeaker blaming his team for everything troll ear screwing the vc kid with potato pc playing on two frames per second app are you enjoying this app yes or no me i mean i guess selects yes app why don't you prove it yeah you gotta fill out that review this was also a source of entertainment when i was a kid oh yeah just rubbing your finger on the pillow to see it slightly change colors it was so boring but it was so entertaining does your lip gloss taste like it smells you want to find out sure he puts his finger in her mouth and he ah extra virgin people that walk fast are reported to be less happy the faster you walk the more unhappy you are aw the flash must be so depressed the world is ending food delivery workers the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me for you and me why isn't anyone talking about how the last normal day we had was friday the 13th we're still being traumatized mobile game ads be like fix the vase and of course you choose the gun so you shoot the gun and it's like why is this game so darn hard i hate these game ads hades having to explain that he's the god of dead not the god of death i do not control the die dolphins have returned to italy meanwhile in japan roses are red icing with good vocals police hunt man dressed as 17th century plague doctor who's been terrifying locals it's time to go was i a good boy no yeah that's right you better smother him in his sleep me trying to explain a meme template without knowing its name google just confused government work from home fast and furious directors oh my goodness that is so cool all 11 coronavirus patients in greenland have recovered making it the only country with no active cases plaguing players when a girl accidentally speaks during a match we will do group work make sure that you pick someone you haven't worked with in a while me and the boys i've never met this man in my life coronavirus simulation shows a single cough can spread germans across two supermarket isles guten guten tag f-boy thank us at third floor hit yourself you will three months from now wtf and huh i just don't know my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking oh it does he went sober when headphones are broken buy a new pair of headphones or bend the wire at the correct angle to make the headphones work you gotta do what you gotta do heal thy burgers heal thy burgers healthy burgers oh it's supposed to stay healthy can i touch your bobs can i feel your heartbeat the one and the same thing don't be fooled when you're playing hide and seek and you pretend not to see your best friend so you can find the kid you both don't like ah we've all been there girls who say hi girls who say brah knights who say nigh meet hurley he's the curly one he hugs every other dog he sees during his walk can i offer you a bit of happiness during these trying times we all needed to see this me as a kid looking through a window and watching my imaginary hero doing parkour my dad horrified at the man chasing our car going 90 miles an hour i never did this as a kid but that seems awesome time magazine the man who will be king the queen laughs in immortality she's never gonna die if someone gave you 200 because you're ugly would you take the money absolutely i'm ugly not stupid intelligent italian mare uses drones to scream profanities at residents ignoring lockdown modern problems require modern solutions some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket because i was shivering i would have taken the jacket if he was cute maybe the cute ones would have offered their jackets if they also thought you were cute apply cold water to the burned area who wore better ross or geralt i present to you jeff and yes jeff wore it better a woman reading the book how to sleep well how to sleep well my job is done here due to less pollution we can now see the x on mobile game ads impossible i didn't know they existed when you're waiting for the lifeguard to give you the green light to go down the slide ah that look of expectancy people who manage to continue the story of their dream after they fall back asleep they're in god mode to lily i think i like this girl really who um she kinda looks like you oh is it me no your sister lily when you find a little girl crying in the cemetery and you ask her what's wrong then she says that her family hasn't been visiting her nope nope nope nope nope your way out of there when the loading screen actually gives you a good tip you didn't know about i'm better for the experience me coming out of lockdown with all the stupid crap i ordered online respect the drip karen the uk the uk and american movies london just all london why i'm single google wants to open front camera that's a lot of damage you just got roasted by a search engine mother saying you play too much games mother's arriving at level 1 345 on candy crush oh it do be like that we're magicians ash ketchum plot twist is actually us ash ketchum surprised dude how can you be surprised it's clearly them me and the boys wearing masks to stay safe during the outbreak ah you got your gamer gear on i love it my generation is going to be known for wanting to die in memes cheers i'll drink to that bro teacher can you count backwards from 100 for me six-year-old me duh 159 58 teacher that's incorrect who taught you that my microwave yeah i'm just not going to get into that my minecraft house in my mind my minecraft house when i make it yeah it's never the way you think it'll be me spending two hours on a project for online school also me spending 18 hours on building a house in minecraft looks like somebody's got their priorities straight me asking for a 60 game that i'll play for five years my mom no my sister asking for a 200 dress that she's only gonna wear once my mom okay with me it's so unfair my crush i don't know why but i suddenly started to like you a lot me haha really that's interesting me the night before i give my soul to you my reproductive system once a month can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time hey that's an educational joke it just goes to show you that easy peasy's a channel for everything when you drive past an npc on gta and you hear him say whoa learn how to drive butthole yeah you better believe i'm backing up nobody disrespects the purple gang when someone changes the tv volume to an odd number that's not a multiple of five how could you honey tell me what's wrong if our voices sound better in our heads how does morgan freeman sound to himself oh heck that's a thinker all reliable would dragons think we're cool because we can create water in our mouths absolutely not fire's way cooler than water anybody who's ever watched avatar can tell you that just one more episode just one more page just one more piece just one more colony seriously yikes five-year-old me come on turn into optimus prime we all wanted this to happen orcas are a natural predator to moose explain please he explains but it's deleted and removed the sacred texts when you're over 30 and still use reddit what's going on dude eat my shorts when you pull down your pants and your underwear comes down with it i miscalculated lawful good neutral good chaotic good lawful neutral true neutral chaotic neutral lawful evil neutral evil chaotic evil the whole spectrum of good evil and neutral shown through penguins 69 counter 15 reading 10 000 digits of pie but every time i hear a 69 i drink just doing what needs to be done people being picky as heck while eating also people while screwing around i don't know what the heck that is but i'll lick it anyway i will never be able to unsee that when you order a two-sided custom pillowcase to prove memes can come true the pillow the cooler side of the pillow i'm so glad i saw this a platypus puts on the hat perry the platypus i can't do a doofenshmirtz accent but you get the point girls pockets tiny boys pockets huge girls handbags even bigger whatever the heck they use to carry things in math problems it's astronomical man tells wife he was joking when he proposed 20 years ago you just got pranked he was in it for the long haul what would happen what would happen if i hired two private investigators to follow each other some men just want to watch the world burn that would be hilarious though the professor's wife confronting him about his affair the professor everyone else in the zoo meeting oh no history channel there's no way primitive civilizations could have built the pyramids it must have been aliens this guy with a stick oh well that theory can be thrown away me during quarantine be productive because you won't get this much free time ever again sleep in slack because you won't get this much free time ever again you gotta find the mean within the extremes my friend the lockdown won't last that long the lockdown it's immortal eight-year-old me asking a crapload of questions my parents will to live sooner or later that will deliver is gonna be completely gone at a restaurant waiter are you ready to order dad i'll have the rabbit stew waiter only if you promise not to say waiter there's a hair in my soup after i bring it dad waiter dad i'll have the chicken the bomb has been defused when you realize you can misspell random english words to make it look russian communist me staring at a random spot in the room trying to trick a ghost into thinking i can see it i didn't know other people did this that's awesome the perfect movie doesn't exist never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and i would so see this movie robin hood robs me because i'm rich me hey since you robbed me i'm poor give me some money robin hood i'm so conflicted robot beats i am not a robot capture and so it begins oh no not the robot war when you're on the last mission of the game and you hear a slowed down instrumental version of the main theme oh no you know it's gonna end the perfect military helmet doesn't exist south africa oh he's ready to go when this is all over we are throwing the biggest st patrick's easter demayo bash of july ever cheers i'll drink to that bro my mom no matter what the sun is smiling down on us the sun 2020. i don't know about that chief high five fifty percent less bacteria than a handshake fist bump ninety percent less bacteria than a handshake sweep the leg a hundred percent less bacteria than a handshake oh how's it going mom leg sweep could it be the sword of lies i am the sort of lies confused screaming i don't know what to believe my butthole hearing me rattle off my taco bell order in the drive-through you're gonna eat what no not like this when a thief breaks into your house looking for money i'll look with you this is sad when you've had three breakdowns today and your mom starts criticizing the way you do dishes stay back [ __ ] not today mom not today 1989 it's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with pcs in 30 years a thousand t-rex versus 80 000 chickens ultimate epic battle simulator the police just showed up and took the dog what why unpaid barking tickets jon i cannot stress this enough this is a serious situation i am about to get arrested so stop joking around dumb butt oh i just jog every once in a while i do crossfit i lift competitively i held back my tears during the beginning of up impossible nobody held their tears the smell of vanilla extract versus the taste of vanilla extract they are living on two different worlds being a vegetarian because you love animals being a vegetarian because you hate plants now that's the tough option hiro it's going to be hard trying to find the villain's lair villain's lair yep that's pretty easy to spot you took my daughter's virginity sorry sir it won't happen again virginity restored you're darn right it won't happen again hawaii volcano cracks big smile before erupting the moon venus and jupiter will be aligned to form a smiley face on may 16 2020. me yeah this seems cursed this seems really cursed wireless zipline bluetooth hose finally a worthy opponent i wonder who will win in a fight when you're in your late 20s and unironically say back in my day for the first time heck i'm old i haven't said this yet and i hope i never do my seven-year-old put on a suit for a zoom class this morning my wife told me i needed to go see it so i popped my head in to grab a pic he was concerned i was going to interrupt him and he flashed me that i'm on a call hand signal it took everything i had not to burst out laughing work is work hey are you asleep wait who are you who am i who are you we're in the wrong meme this is a blurs meme i wonder how they will get a confession out of him they're using reverse psychology and then it's psychology in reverse okay fine i committed the murder there's only two ways to come out of quarantine buff or not buff there is another hey you guys hear that noise you are a hero whoa essential workers this is worthless this virus sucks i wanted zombies god who was planning to send zombies on june well now i'm not doing it oh no a trusted good source of video chat that most students already understand how to use schools an app no one has ever heard of schools yeah that's the one i want well everybody that's my time i hope you enjoyed the video if you did make sure to hit the like button and subscribe down below i'm your host david the baker and i'll see your beautiful self in the next one peace out and three thumbs up

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Length: 17min 39sec (1059 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 19 2020