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when you tell a joke what someone says it louder and everyone laughs when you tell a joke but someone says it louder and laughs how's it gonna want to welcome back to easy-peasy my name is Zach and today we're gonna take a look at our slash mad lads I wish every comment on this post got downloaded into oblivion granted but there's one exception Jesus Christ tried to play Doom and animal crossing with one controller how that worked out you get three wishes one selfish one selfless and one meaningless what are they I want unlimited cheeseburgers for the rest of my life I want everyone in the world to get a free cheeseburger on Tuesdays and I want all burger buns to have 17 more sesame seeds granted when I was in eighth grade a friend of mine and I were freaking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations so I just raised my hand and waited for the teacher to knows which took about five minutes somebody finally asked me what I needed I said TJ I accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few minutes ago now it's hanging out of my arm could I go see the nurse he freaked out and yelled oh my god Sebastian why didn't you tell me right away and I said right back please don't yell at me I have a pencil in my arm if anyone is yelling it should be me and that sums up my attitude and personality fairly well to be honest TI fu by selling my little brother for $17 to someone in Taiwan oh don't try this at home unless you know what you're doing thirty seconds later yeah I don't even know what I'm doing here freak you and your gold showed up your stupid freaking suck my platinum ding dong stop wasting money on this stupid freaking site we're in the beginning of a global economic collapse you stupid blink I'm the 1,000th guy didn't like this comment I just don't like the light against and I'm the 100k like I am also an anarchist you're a clown I am also an anarchist trying to find a doctor at an anti vaccine rally doctors zero morons 207 you have joined the public group of vegans you have been removed from the group he removed my post so I removed him are you sure you won't see posts or comments from this user Batman Obama we meet again it's been a long time man I wish it was the weekend again so I can go eat hotdogs and drink beer with my dad excuse me it turns out women are actually better drivers than men does she know she's in the backseat in the photo wait a second now it's your turn to answer what makes you human my big peepee what the freaky is supposed to do with having happy birthday song to you pick one person to Jing Li stared and whispered the song back on a one-second delay apparently to dude who started Netflix did so because he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world in 1888 almond Brown stronger and Undertaker noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other Undertaker in his town he found out together and to take his wife was a telephone operator when she intercepted people asking to be connected to strongest funeral home the operator would route the call to her husband's funeral home instead three years later stronger patented in the automatic telephone exchange a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators he destroyed a whole workforce this song least want to break into someone's house toast all their bread and leave okay Bono post song for people of iliyan wake of Koba 19 isn't Italy suffering enough already you have $400 your ex really means $100 your girl also needs $200 how much do you have $400 and unread messages I like this guy neighbor caught escaping coronavirus lockdown by dressing as a bush thankfully the Great Escape looks likely to just be an elaborate prank at Gordon Ramsay what do you think about my flooded burger looks like the bottom of a dishwasher after a busy cycle ooh the lightsabre meme has transcended all other memes happy cake day thanks try to reflect on the good times before the quarantine like when this freakin legend ate a rotisserie chicken on his car while stuck in traffic that is pretty great if we're in a relationship your clothes are my clothes too don't ask me why I have your shirt on this is our shirt when I come strutting in with your leggings on I don't want to hear stuff why does every cool cat account follow you this used to be a cool cat meme posting account but then I switch to this as my main after I got suspended for tagging the official CIA accountant telling them to gargle my nuts and not oh man arrested for series of suspected underwear theft in Tampa ins 2500 undergarments seized by police good God Consulate deactivated all platforms and constantly map update introduced an unintended lighting issue in 1.1 we're working towards releasing a PC hot fix early next week plus a console fix later until then we have deactivated console 8 for all platforms someone quick find a lighting issue with clash plus Monty update we found an issue with King George and we'll have to deactivate him until further notice this is the greatest day of my life making a curry at 10 am like a maverick what is lockdown doing to me so churches are not essential but abortion clinics are essential got it yes because abortion is health care Braddock that up for you Liz 600,000 babies a year would disagree with you I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies Diego The Tortoise had so much sex he saved his species that's it that's the tweet when you want to tell someone to shut up send them this if you can read this you have the power to shut the Frick up I believe in you oh and they got replied to with the same exact tweet nice I wish every time my dog pooped in the yard at night a little yellow flag would pop up so I could find it to pick it up the next day you can wish for anything you like and instead of wishing the poop would disappear you wish for it to be easier to pick up when I was in the military if I died there to play that at my funeral I asked Dave to get some eggs I mean you didn't say actual eggs so which came first the French flag or the white flag wrong they're the same flag the ban oh boy let me grab cahoots I don't know what those are Florida man and tutu breaks into farmers market to consume fruit and soda huh tell me why my cat is in my rabbits cage looking for food what's Fortnight call me on the telephone I'll give you a million reasons to play you and I ninja who are you shoutout to my friend's dad please please do not use any more bad language when communicating with my daughter an Instagram freaking make me the front page of Reddit just mocked me well you're playing Minecraft so I don't think anyone's allowed to mock you actually Frick did so you liked my post so you have to post an embarrassing picture of yourself before the caption you're only allowed to write until tomorrow and you can only tag me you must send this message to every person who has liked your photo the picture must stay posted for 24 hours good luck and don't spoil the game I'm not doing that since a lot of you degenerates are saying perverted stuff in the comments of my previous post about my drawing I'm now officially making this person to a boy with a 10 inch long now all you perverts are gay hi hello how are you are you male or female no I'm Gmail you mean gay cheating on my boyfriend and letting him nut inside me he must not commit adultery bro how the freak you verified is God I mean he's God Gordon what do you think about the quarantine pizza that my son's did we didn't have ingredients for dough so they used mashed potato and said and you can't see it well but there are bacon bits under the cheese I hope you notice it i'ma keep it real with you fam stuff looks awful I hope your five-year-old son can cook better me too every time I say something like surely that's not our calf to myself I respond back to myself don't call me Shirley I'm not well apparently there's a post going around on how to start a military Hummer well let's just say that someone actually did it and stole an hmm VB today I had to assist a local law enforcement I'm recovering and returning him back to the National Guard unit that it belonged to oh my god one make hoax to upload before ten three post angry rude about leak for delete tweet five let internet do rest I love Alex Hirsch we changed our name to home shark because some of you needed reminding to stay home good on you Jim shark missus just checked my phone and turns out that house party app has hacked my DMS and ask some random last to come around mine suggest everyone deletes it the rumor is about house parties circulating in the UK are disheartening but in this case maybe we can take one for the team and write you an excuse later for the missus she bought it lads don't worry but I do appreciate the offer Cheers ten illegal things to do in London oh okay I always told people I met Michael Jackson but now that I found the picture man WTF who the Frick was this I just realized this sub is not called mildly infuriating I'm inferior I didn't know this is earlier took me like three takes to see it just now WTF I don't see it mildly infuriating it sound like it should be mildly it took me four tries lamelle James is a furry it's official people James we are proud I'm not jelly is not allowed to sit on the Wi-Fi router a week ago she knocked over the Dan T jelly router blockade and made it her bed again nothing stops jelly I'm working from home without the design team hopefully this conveys Jimmy John's is open for delivery I mean I can read it so I don't know why people say getting karma is hard if you don't up though you're gay Lowell I am willing to take that bullet just for this the woman who lives above me finally got the stink of our buildings coin-operated washer that never works so she removed it bond install their own and told the rest of us to use it for free when you finally go to war with landlord she's who I want charge baby this couch is yours you can do whatever you want with it let's sell it loading five minutes in the common isn't loaded and these servers are garbage which one of you did this penis can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light hi Luke it's an offence for any part of the vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light is turned red thanks no worries that's what I figured oh my husband I'm 30 has been my best friend since I was 7 he was the new kid at school and I walked up to him and said we were going to be best friends he said no we aren't leave me alone i bugged him every day for two weeks before he finally said if I'll be your friend will you shut up about it married 20 years later proved his strong I'm attempting to memorize the link to never gonna give you up by Rick Astley so I can never be Rick Rolled again good idea Naples Florida man leaves $10,000 tip for serving staff to split a mid coronavirus spread my god we get some kids riled up for pizza and then leave I wish I could fit both of my favorite games in my header guys I did it Oh remember no villager I did it April Fool's Oh Jay you didn't tweet it on the right day it's orange nobody argue with me it's make a cape it's red pain milk but what I'm sorry you Panda Express sucks they don't even use real Panda um me mom come quick mom I'm busy cooking I cannot abandon the food right now me just pause it after I got out of the shower at 4:00 I peeked existing I got the urge to drink water and said fricken and drank cold tap water and out of my cat's clean water bowl honestly it was the best stuff I've ever had anyway good night good morning you're such a freakin mad lad sometimes and it's amazing pedda if you respond I'm buying 100 cows and I'm gonna boil them alive hashtag donate thanks for your support complete your donation now I bet Microsoft won't pin this comment pinned by Microsoft Flight Simulator if you spill out the entire Pledge of Allegiance I'll delete this account Ouija says I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United bla bla bla I who the Frick sent me a potato in the mail I had to pay four dollars and 20 cents to pick this fricker up seventy little things to do in a British election oh this mad let again red sox get rick rolled by padres nice day one of tweeting until ryan reynolds answers nailed it on minute one congratulations and wash your hands update i'm crying i tried to rick roll my teacher the internet is great please tell me a joke memes or a knock-knock oh damn BAM I wish you were still with us I sure would love to hang out again my brother love you miss you HH I'm a live brother but miss you too I guess I'm graduating on freakin roblox we will be using the online website roblox in order to perform a virtual world to host the class of 2020 graduation oh my god yo don't you ever say that again then to some scary Hell right there that again this server doesn't have a notification they just added that today oh that's nasty that's mm-hmm yes yes ball shaft ball ah I see then Shapiro's Twitter likes one of them I genuinely dislike ben shapiro by chris evans i showed this video to my mom my little sister wanted to let me know that it's been a while since i've had a tweet that's really taken off in case you're curious this one isn't a hit either ice-cold but i deserve it so this is why my kid has to hurry up to go back to school i just bought these chocolate chip cookies and my son ate them all and had the audacity the place of cookie crisp cereal inside after he ate them s mhm no snacks calm our / hentai so sweet nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition I will be happy to help you but I may need you to back the Frick up behind the blue line please crap has gotten real and the time to be politically correct has passed the nice sign wasn't working is this on Spotify nope good because I wouldn't listen to it oh I'm in high school and very interested in this thank you so much my dream school is MIT probably not the wisest thing to say in a stanford videos comment section italy 101 year old man who was born during the Spanish flu pandemic has recovered from a corona virus infection holy cow did I just get rickrolled did you use my love for geography to bait me into clicking on this link this is a new low even for up my last name I take it that the stay-at-home order has begun to take a toll on you I hope that you will manage to find a way to survive in a house with your father and sister this isn't over mr. teacher how did that kid get suspended these kids strategically set off every fire alarm in the school within 20 seconds talk to one of them after all what they say dude this was from like a month ago how did you find this you know silly-willy 69 is a real mad lad or a madman should I say it edit don't mind my name I'm that the legend silly-willy 699 edit I am NOT silly-willy 699 The Legend people who tell me I shouldn't drink lava the media people who live the media conclusion I'm going to drink lava I did it I freaking did it my neck hurts like hell but I did it I sucked my own ding-dong after hours of practice I've done it I managed to properly suckle the foreskin and kiss the glans it's not much but it's a huge step the trick is to get stretchy yoga pants and put your head in I've pretty much peaked unless I can get it deeper of course I may experiment the ban and hold a knife close if I get stuck woo you could be talking to a therapist right now give online counseling a try with two free weeks let's talk about it walk me through everything that happened I just don't see how this can get any better oh my god one of the all-time great vocalist Jodie was my friend rip buddy rip Joe back in 87 he and I had one-night stand the cowboy was very well hung unfortunately he never called me back having gained another 10 inches breaking news congressman Massey has tested positive for being told he must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity he's given new meaning to the term [ __ ] finally something the president I can agree on never do John Kerry had such a good sense of humor very impressed someone has waited their entire life to write this headline NASA data shows something leaking out of your anus if he pins this I'll go vegan pinned by movie flame hope you're ready Lowell Congrats now go vegan oof I am very nice and very bored hi very nice and very bored I'm dead I swear if I hear one more thing about Corona I'll it's a virus restoration my wife's magic massage machine repair Japanese mal multifunctional massage machine yeah multifunctional indeed I do not love wine April Fool's oh you got me Gayle Xbox controller this website is for whites only white Xbox controller come on and watching this glassblowing video from our appreciation class and this man has zero Jill I'm actually crying I used to be a glass blower and still occasionally do it as a hobby my grandson asked me to make him a special vase for Christmas and he gave me a picture of a bong the idiot things I don't know what it is so I'll make him a huge glass dick instead good on you grandma and well just like that we've reached the end of our slash mad lads thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure did that subscribe button and the bell see you node if I'd ever done easy peasy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around [Music]

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Id: V7_tb5y7hPc

Length: 14min 47sec (887 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 14 2020