r/TIHI · Vladamir Pudin

w-i-m-e that spells i've got wax in my eyes what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your host david the baker and today we're going to be looking at r slash thanks i hate it prepare to be uncomfortable because things are about to go down let's go new airbus blended wing airplane concept looks very similar to a 1940s design for a futuristic flyer it kinda looks like jaw jaw binks musa's gonna crash notice me senpai notice me i'm sorry for whoever heard that i'm sorry ants when they look up to see my pee stream raining down on their stupid little ant hill by god artist yes of course i've seen a horse oh no what is this a 19th century automation of a terrifying monkey pastry chef a monkey pastry chef okay serving the severed head of an equally creepy cat i'll make sure to visit you in your dreams tonight cursed bart he looks like he'd be singing oh just eat my shorts my friend you need to keep eye contact with her during the conversation me okay i will me talking to my crush so you like beans this is uncomfortably close where's the prom chaperone when you need them miss gallagher we need you what's going on everybody it's your host killer keemstar let's get right into the cursed he looks like he's gonna stab you with his chin you better watch out emergency oh my gosh what happened which one is billy islips i hate you delete my number seems fair uh hello my name's pete well if i give him that voice it's not scary let's try hey there baby let me peck inside of your ears now that's creepy find the black dot hey wait a second why the doc got to be black oh wait a second everywhere i look the black everywhere i look the black dot disappears i i oh this is is one of them illusions i i don't like this and here we have mike tyson sucking up a toddler oh oh oh that does not sound good don't quote me on that when she got the rona but you got a boner hey baby come here you guys eat your pizza with or without the bones congratulations you just failed the vibe check oh no i gotta get away or else i'm toast oh you poor soul get this out of my face i'm gonna puke brother no [Laughter] no welcome to animal crossing brotherhood what are you waiting for join the brotherhood i introduce to you fried banana bubble gum pizza you mama'd your lastamia wait a second that's the swedish chef he wouldn't say that he'd say herbanum and urban dermer which would translate into you mama your last mamia lightning mcqueen more like lightning please just leave me alone i'm gonna take this thanks i hated meme to a cursed comment by saying hey you looking mighty fine all you need is my stuffing clever girl hey chris pratt you're looking pretty thick over there i might act up kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hard-boiled egg yolk for the computer mouse uh i'm sorry what i feel constipated it hurts close your mouth well i am just disgusted a honeycomb set up for minecraft that's it i'm calling the police what you see all right now open wide what your dentist sees go deep into my mouth again i'm so sorry for whoever heard that it had it had to be done you just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks no no not like this please let me unsee this a new shrek play area is ready for the children including friends like cats and shoes biscuit man and mr mool you hear that everyone they're ready for the children ah you know it's the dual ended water bottle for when you gotta chug it with your bro me bursting into the room ducks have teeth girlfriend what me pushing furniture in front of the door freaking ducks have gosh darn teeth female engineers earrings you must have a screw loose if you think anyone's wearing that we are the world we are the children we are the world that really looks like a busty woman [Laughter] roses are red cows eat grass woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her absolutely not i'm not cursing on easy peasy nice try demonetization what if ever munch was really trying to paint a dog with long ears but he wasn't a good painter and people got all excited about his painting so he just kind of went along with it well now i can't unsee it uh actually that's not the real screen picture the real one looks like an actual face all right this one's trying to mislead you uh-huh quit your bs and fake news alright that's all i'm saying peace out baby there's no need to fear breakfast man is here he's the most important hero of the day experts can't explain why this fruit increases pp size by 67 percent okay but why 67 like if you're gonna fake facts you know you could have made it 69. look into our eyes please don't make me a face face mask how about a no no no i don't see what's cursed about this at all this kid looked good and he knows he looks good so the mom and the stepdad equals ferb the mom in doofenshmirtz equals phineas and the mom and jeremy equals candace but candace and jeremy are the same age so what why are all his fingers the same length oh finger braces i don't like this i don't understand how people can think that they're better than others for the way that they look we're literally flesh bags controlled by this oh man some people might be scared by this i think this is cool deep dark fears when i wear flip-flops and i skid to a stop the strap between my toes will slice open my foot i wasn't afraid of this now i am so thank you for that y'all eat hot dogs with or without the foreskin not gonna lie i have done this but i would never call it foreskin french furries be like oh what is this lesboj hey france oh oh yes introducing the giraffe with no neck and the giraffe with no neck and no height scientists urge us to put them down dragon ball z more like dragon ball meat am i right no but seriously i think this is awesome grumba oh no hasn't the world been hurt enough when she beat the devil out of your happy little fella and your happy little accidents go everywhere no don't do my man bob ross like that i i demanded apology how to hide your knife at school [Laughter] oh it's sad because it's true what is this is this just humans contorted into oh wait a second they're animals like that's a bat and one of these is a bird oh this is kind of cool i kind of like this man with bizarre horse fetish busted twice in 24 hours okay but did the cops catch him oh i love this joke hi how's it going inside my mouth it's another horse come on take a look inside of my mouth i promise you i won't eat you i'm probably gonna eat ya know the difference hot dog and hot dog i see what you did there but i'm gonna pull a robin and say hey let's talk about that i funny watermark i had no idea that fire hydrants were this long and i didn't want to know if a man wore pants would he wear them like this or like this oh here's another question for the person who made this should i call a therapist or the police i'm thinking both i never thought i would say this but milk and coffee with insects actually bangs y'all should give it a try here's a counteroffer screw you outside of the sock inside of the sock it do be like that what's the beef with meat is math racist you know what let me humor this thought racist people have biases biases equals two like bicycle or whatever so two plus two equals four and george foreman is a type of grill and a grill uses fire get it phi er sounds like five and r right five plus one equals six right now what's a six letter word that ends with an r do i have to spell it out for you boom math is racist is the kool-aid man the jar or the liquid that's like saying is our skeleton our body or is our organs the body why can't they just be both bit by a spider spider-man step on a lego i am lego man little foot lil foot gucci ah no what you guys do to my man pack our father who art in heaven let me guess you'd like to have without being eaten ah yes please no oh homie oh this is cursed look guys i can totally have a beard and properly wear a mask defined properly modderwellin i'd eat it lightning mcmeth i took speed yeah that is very evident a handsome megamind don't mind if i do who's your daddy oh that's right disney bought star wars so technically he's the daddy oh heck i just realized something hold on just give me a second a submissive and dominant scale for the m ms you're not allowed to say this and you know it the mommy maker lifelike baby costume for dogs mother i must feed mother why do you cry 75 real baby hair comes in five sizes from chihuahua to mastiff imagine a massive size version of this running at you full speed in the dark letting out a series of modulated baby whales i'd rather not oh this is cursed okay so this is what anime mouse would look like if they were put on real people and i gotta say i don't like any of them except for maybe the first one jeez louise dude you can take a break day from the gym in fact i would advise you to do so do y'all remember that one time miss frizzle took the kids to get nutted on please let this be a normal field trip with the frizz no way hold up wait a second that that's messed up what in the jigsaw puzzle is this please mr teddy keep your clothes on there's kids around how i seem to work in naruto oh what's worse about them is their light bulbs i i really don't like this chunky monkey chunky monkey chunky monkey monkey feminist we can do anything that men do men observe all right for the record i can't do that i could try but i would have to go to the hospital the following is the skull of an owl monkey actually this is the skull of an anime girl oh she's been an owl monkey this whole time it all makes sense now right your soul is mine what how do you eat strawberries peeled or not you're a psychopath that's it you're just a psychopath pika no oh no pikachu we love allergies now i can't go outside without my eyes dying oh no let me suck those pollen out of your eyes all right let me stop you right there chief guitin has the hungies for politicians i know i've done this before and i'm gonna do it again oh hell no premiering this july the cg animated prequel series 13 episodes follows 10 year old spongebob during his summer at sleep away camp and stars oh my god no th this is how good shows die so uh this is a little song i like to call uh who did this who did this ring pop but for meatball how to make anybody uncomfortable in four words in memory of roger bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it you gotta pay your respects man sailor mothra really larry are you happy with yourself i hope so you telling me julius caesar who has been dead for well over 70 years made this salad technically you aren't wrong with that number but i just hate it i mean it's true he's been dead for over 70 years ah yes vladimir pudding ah you don't want to mess with him that's the saustrich excuse me young man are you cutting water you know this is what i always thought cutting the water bill looked like i think it won too i i wish i screenshot it can we not use that as a past tense prefix yeah okay i wish i had screensh please stop brightly colored bird thought to be exotic was just a seagull covered in curry i mean i would have thought it was exotic if i looked at it but my thing is how did this seagull get in contact with so much curry oh okay this is art apparently shirts are crazy your body goes in one hole and comes out three uh excuse me no no he's got a point oh if i had the money i tell you if i had the money i would rock this so hard the first song i came out would sound like somebody once told me my drip was overflowing imagine this you screw a magician he gets off in your ear and you freak out but then he leans in and whispers psych check your ear me personally i don't like this remember how i said you can kill a show by just continuing it after it's time yeah this is that wait a second is that simon cowell there's no need to fear snake man is here oh wait nope that is man snake in which case you should be afraid oh i'm sorry snowflake did i offend you do you want a band-aid you want a hug you want wanna kiss i will kiss you i will do it right on the mouth come here snowflake that's it your lips are so soft snowflake snowflake [Laughter] being with my bf is never enough for me i want to live in his balls and be a spermaid ah yes bring forth the holy hand grenade known as the wrap around spider this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage get god on the phone right now this is not okay this however is perfectly fine i i love this picture of squidward stephen i know what we're gonna do today i tried to combine the voices this is just bad oh my gosh guys stop racism it's okay to be asian black arab normal or american okay fine [ __ ] you then so one of the students at my school tried to build the taj mahal out of clay and and uh a plus for effort did y'all know that there's concept art of teenage shrek no no there's not no there's not not if i can't see it if i close my eyes it doesn't exist what if we kissed and all my teeth fell into your mouth well then i'd add it to my collection of course ben and jerry's thermal paste with rgb chunks i'm not gonna lie those rgb chunks they look delicious i would eat it i don't know about that paste though tic tacs nah thick tax why why would you do this do you know why i always wear big gloves and socks i wonder oh hello there 77 year old man deemed too old to be a threat kills again after prison release i'll do it again tiktok reportedly waited nearly three hours to call the police in brazil after a teen's death was live streamed on the platform but the company notified its own pr team almost immediately yeah that's uh that's pretty bad i i use tiktok myself and even i know that it's a terrible platform tinder tinder 2k that is not the tinder i know okay that is a frog my boyfriend found her at a garage sale and asked what's the story the person said i wish i knew to which my boyfriend replied how much one dollar and that's how the frog became our most prized possession ah yes the story of how the little kitten gets traumatized by your aggressive mess [Laughter] ah yes the vegan burrito you know i would eat a lot of things but i probably wouldn't eat this dang girl i'm gonna make you wet no the village oh those poor people ooh welcome to weddit i live in a constant state of fear and misery therapist that just repeats everything you say back to you in a whiny voice i just feel so lost at times i just feel so lost at times [Laughter] i once took a crap in the stall so thick and so firm it stood tall it balanced on in that did not bend but fell over and scraped my left ball yo what the [ __ ] you're a wizard harry i am yes now come into this van that's right remember kids always trust a man in a big white van if we work together we can stop this crap i mean you're not wrong p is for pterodactyl the worst alphabet book ever ah this is genius m is for mnemonic w is for ren oh the beautiful teenage yoda more like uh um come on bro it's your final joke more like make it count come on teenage no bruh ah you blew it oh man well everybody that's my time i hope you enjoyed this video of r slash thanks i hate it if you liked the video make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i'll see you guys in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Length: 17min 37sec (1057 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 26 2020