r/Madlads | HE DOESN'T CARE!!

i forbid you from taking another step down these stairs okay oh my god how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash mad lads oh god why do they do this to me i don't know without much further ado though let's get in there city sounds mega city 8 hours use this as background to tell my boss i was late because of traffic i was on my bed the whole time well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan ah no you're satan i have a charles manson joke and it kills i have an intern joke in it never mind monica lewinsky has really taken this whole thing in stride throughout her life i'm quite impressed played this at our wedding my mom cried you married your mom no i married your mom congrats she's going towards 70. thanks son shut the heck up gymnast no you sure told johnny me and my cousin went to italy and my cousin was really stupid and everyone he passed by instead of hello he just said pizza what a mad lad my cousin did the same thing when we went to the united states instead of saying hello he just said big mac depending on where you are in the u.s it's a completely acceptable form of hello today's video is brought to you by ridge wallet hey there it's me your dad you know what would be the best present for me on father's day that's right the ridge wallet a light sleek and industrial wallet that lacks bulge and can finally fit all of my library cards look why should i keep using the same wallet from 1993 when i could be rocking something that left the era of flip phones and joined us here in the future i mean seriously it's just so much better i can hold 12 cards with plenty of room for the cash that i no longer have and it comes in over 30 colors like carbon fiber and burnt titanium i don't even know how you burn titanium look am i not convincing enough then check out the thirty thousand five star reviews this thing is so good the team will let you try it out for 45 days with the promise of a full refund if you're not satisfied i mean i'm not satisfied just check the description below to get 10 off using the code mk that's ridge.com mk now back to the memes it's not hilarious to me okay i want to work at mcdonald's get lunch at wendy's and eat it in burger king that's a lot of commitment to a joke that nobody but you will see let's be honest we're all buying this to fly over our homes statistically someone's going to be playing while an actual plane flies over their house and it'll freak them out oh my god that's true i ate a cat you make me want to cry that's in my opinion kinda cruel but even so i do respect your opinion i will eat another a boston woman dressed as a sloth was one of the first to be eliminated on the bachelor aka men on the bachelor have no taste i don't know what generic white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway no but you don't get it the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelor's big thing about him is he's a virgin i know it's ridiculous so she comes out of this goddamn limo slowly flailing about and goes hello i heard you like to take it slow and it was the best thing i've ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didn't deserve her hey yo you guys shipped to hell oh yep they most certainly do look at that here looking for a giving gentleman to take me shopping foot the bell and help me change in and out of clothing this has always been a fantasy of mine having an attractive man get me naked in a dressing room and help me try on new things shut up [ __ ] that's my favorite type of mad lad straight and to the point hey jamie can you make it look like i'm in cali or hawaii this is a cover photo for a single i'm dropping thanks oh yeah it's looking pretty good already you've already dropped it oh man oh man the only way this could have been any better is if he actually ended up using never the cover heart come on it's not pre-marital sex if you never get married follow me for more biblical loopholes most definitely will fiona applebum six out of ten good game original idea i made a minecraft knockoff game in one day people actually bought it aragon this wait what's going on here god damn it i stay up past my bedtime and play destiny 2. you crazy son of a [ __ ] who the hell in their right mind would do such a thing my bedtime is 7 34 p.m sharp oh god it's 7 32 p.m i gotta finish this video fast okay don't get entangled okay i can admit it that's funny i'm definitely going to block you but the joke was very funny don't cross me or i'll start a band and we'll play your least favorite type of music and become huge and the name of the band will be your car's license plate number and it'll look like you got a vanity plate with our band's name on it oh my god you will feel so stupid jesus ted calm down my landlady told us not to say hey to her so my friend helped us draft a message instead and i milady blank of the land please allow that i establish residency and the premises sometime after the first day of the sixth month of the year of our lord 2020 warm regards peasant five of the oil fields that's how all landlords and land ladies should be addressed how to install android on an iphone oh linus you and your whole crew you're just some sneaky goofballs huh the f in male stands for funny menth what a god shut up don't quote me on this but i think ears are part of your head i think ears are part of your head said this user hey i said don't quote me i said don't quote me said this user to the guy who made the maze generator i made a maze solver in minecraft oh how you gonna retaliate now dude what's so stupid but it actually really works long story short a boorish guy was bullying my grandfather at a movie theater my grandpa turned around and literally blew air on his face the man was so weirded out that he left the theater oh don't do this now absolutely do not try this now you got to wait like two years minimum to start using this tactic worst book ever this book is riddled with historical inaccuracies such as black women being denied the vote until 1964. poor arguments and a lack of any decent citations this book did inspire me though if something this bad can be published anyone can write a book oh geez what the hell's this book i'm going to make a chest full of netherrite hoes and there's nothing you can do about it so far i've got 38 netherride after crafting more important things update i have 12 netherright blocks update2 crafted another right beacon please help me made an account just to ask for the song name well did anybody reply what was the song how do you recycle a gas the same way you recycle liquids and solids you fart in a bag just recently conquered my fears of the dark at age 30. lol you have become brave boy nah i just don't give a crap anymore oh he's a real mad lad regis philbin dies at 88. i'm haunting the crap out of ryan seacrest ah he really was a man for the people wasn't he on an ask reddit post about bad movies the guy who wrote the books the movie was based on showed up oh boy ask me anything then edit the question to make me look like a dick as the title says let's go if you could have a threesome with any two people in the world who would it be definitely my younger brother and oldest sister well this has been an experience what's the last thing you asked your mother to do die hey motherfreaker i'm gonna put my chromebook in the wrong slot don't you dare tricking tesla autopilot into thinking my girlfriend was a traffic light oh please don't screw with autopilot i'm making tea in a coffee cup there's no telling what else i'm capable of i would love to see you rise yoda child you'll be able to touch the stars would you like to buy a rent django unchained i'm gonna go to this youtube account that ripped it and popped it up on their channel boyfriend mined two diamonds made them into a hoe and named it after me should i be offended or propose now oh that's a question only you can answer amber wet painters did this man just post an entire episode of spongebob that would appear to be the case when you split a meme in half so you and your friend can each post half to both gain karma did it work but you post both halves is there a woman who is prettier than me my mom is yo you're probably 100 percent right kruse is so overrated man yes but don't tell anybody and you got to keep that crap secret is it possible to breathe when smiling of course i just wanted you to smile i was like what the hell but i smiled food was awesome i got very strong from beating up the other fellow inmates i want to come back again soon one day but for now i will keep robbing all the local gas stations what the hell is going on here delete your reddit okay oh did you look at that he didn't do the opposite of what he was told i want to put spiders on their laps and see what happens why are people on this site so mean this is actually really cool that's a braid with three different hair colors from what looks like three different ethnicities and those girls are all friends this is a beautiful display of friendship what is wrong with you i want to put spiders on their laps and see what happens twitter sucks yeah you just now figuring that out there big man covet has killed 1.6 million people around the world and you're still alive use a few seconds to thank god thanks for killing 1.6 million people god i promise to support my customers 24 7. today is 24 7. please rate james your dpd driver james's knowledge of the migratory habits of the african swallow were very helpful parcel was for some reason attached to a coconut yeah i got that reference my son got this balloon on valentine's day he accidentally let it go and it floated to the ceiling days later it was still up there i said be patient it will come down but he didn't believe me if it comes down i get an ipad he said i agreed then i glued it to the ceiling oh dad how do you feel when someone who comments in your post gets a gold i don't know you tell me never happened just preparing for the heartbreak lol my lips are bleeding want me to kiss your booboo to make it better oh smooth which legendary reddit post slash comment can you still not get over this 14 year old kid in a not safe for work post when asked what he was doing there replied i don't go to work always dies but respawns possessed by some demon because of a cult he literally is kenny from south park oh my god they're right check out my profile if you don't get it wink see y'all next year i uh okay what's your regret in 2020 i actually said on december 31 2019 2020 will be a good year give me your worst universe and here we go well it sounds like the universe finally listened to someone we're gonna kill you matador matt hello from turkey james here's a photo of me which my friend photobombed can you make him disappear it's a potential profile pic and he's ruining it what friend oh my god my grandpa's tv remote ran out of battery so he bought a new tv and a significantly smaller one what a downgrade grandpa girls why don't boys get our signs ugh their signs yes but no but yes you see the beautiful thing about spoken language is it allows us as humans to communicate with one another rather than playing this dumb passive-aggressive [ __ ] game we call sending signals not cool anti-maskers they stole a pick off of my profile and are making fun of my acne and saying i should cover up with a mask if you could copyright a word what would it be copyright oh no been very bored during lockdown and have taken to leaving reviews of the dpd driver that will no doubt confuse the crap out of the office staff oh you 10-year challenge year 7 to uni let me see your ears reddit what makes you cry nothing it's never going to make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you complex donut i don't like you the only reason i'm fat is because every time i screw your mom she makes me a sandwich or seven 67 comments 68 comments 69 comments if you comment screw you now 70 comments donate the gift given by your ex here you go take it lol we're literally going to find you if you don't wear a mask in city limits suck it nerds oh my god i live right next to manitou springs and everybody there loves this stupid fake page so much omg so i just figured out the word hurt it's past present and future you will be hurt you are hurt you were hurt because of something truly hurt it never really stops you poetic little crap it's because it's an adjective you will be stupid you are stupid you were stupid this recipe was very easy to follow and took no time at all since my husband doesn't like chocolate i replaced the cocoa powder and sugar with lentils and carrots i also took out the vanilla extract and instead added some celery garlic and vinegar it was the best chocolate syrup my husband ever tasted we'll try again the trouble with political jokes is that they often get elected to office i like the often like it isn't pretty much every single son of a [ __ ] that's been elected when it's your cake day you can snap your fingers and the whole world will chant at once happy cake day snaps fingers say it fools nah not a jake paul fan but this guy is getting ko'd you can't say otherwise otherwise white sox fan buys 100 cardboard cutouts of himself to take up infield sections at guaranteed rate field for you never going to give you up oh gee thank you for everyone asking if chris brown has seen this he has film cow blocked on twitter oh screw you chris brown shout out to the memers who are sub to my only fans who respond to my coochie pics with poggers when i was 12 i got rid of parental controls on my laptop and never told my parents about it my parents have been suspicious throughout my childhood if i ever did any malicious things on my laptop more importantly they wanted to make sure i didn't watch adult content oh god that looks real i need a naked photo of your mom to confirm it though dms are open and waiting you are a work of art you are a piece of crap not to seem arrogant but i already know that wow vanessa sounds like an [ __ ] these two women have coveted 19 linked to one cup not properly washed at a newly reopened restaurant don't believe me google two girls one cup for the article mad lad oh you know so many people actually googled it and followed through and now they learned they learned some internet history dj cook tells me to turn the volume down me puts headphones in and turns it all the way up oh you mad little bastard it really is human nature to do the exact opposite of whatever we're told unless we're being paid okay sometimes if we're being paid man walks down oxford street wearing nothing but a face mask and he's not even wearing it in the proper place too bad he died of ligma before his execution finished what's ligma i'm a medical student and i've never heard of that disease before is it a foreign one ligma balls real great execution there arrow to the knee show me after work your child is very hyperactive today it's been kicking my side all morning our child when it's abusing my insides it's your child why is that what i'm known for abusing your insides when a male octopus finds a mate he rips off its penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself he then grows a new one what a legend here go screw yourself yeah that's definitely taken to a new level now isn't it this is the beginning of your direct message history with sophia can i help you never mind i saw the spam yes do you want to see my nudes babe just send the virus link here you go thank you does robin really think he can fool us with his human voice apparently not you got me real good there look at how cute that is it's amazing and that is all she wrote folks that's right fat ladies singing once again always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video make sure to drop a like down below and if you really liked it well make sure you get yourself subscribed and click that 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Length: 17min 17sec (1037 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 12 2020