r/KamikazeByWords | Destroying Yourself to Execute the Roast.

yeah Jane you're right I'm really ugly and sad yes that's why we get along we have so much in common just dragging her down with you huh bud kamikaze by words the subreddit where your common destroys the entire thread including yourself here's a Venn diagram to help you out give me three reasons to date you sad crying emoji ugly fat short data Buffalo instead that's the reason I commented here do your parents know you're gay no but your dad does martyrdom drop a live grenade one Kilda twenty roast me harder than my birth mother did when she gave me up for adoption you're definitely in my league I screwed your mom and she liked the nut to be honest huh no wonder I'm so ugly you I you took the sacrifice to yourself to execute the roast I respect that I think you're the nicest guy I've ever dated that's kind of sad the guy below me has a micro peepee the guy above me as a smaller peepee than me the hardest choices require the strongest wills a pretty girl leaves quite an impression in the Yucatan what do you mean pretty you look just like me the sass on Velma from this scooby-doo reboot is just incredible oh my god I posted this before link to the post great minds think alike a man that's weird because I'm stupid this is an ass credit dealing with make-a-wish kids I got a wish the kid then survived the biggest best thing I could think of was to go to chuck-e-cheeses I have no idea why I was fixated on that to the credit of some good peeps to Chuckie Cheese as I went I couldn't be around other people so they opened it up at night people deep-cleaned it sterilizing each ball in the ball pit there was dedication there then someone who was clearly medical worked in don't remember most of it was pretty young mostly just the bits I found exciting but that damn rat casino still makes me smile whenever I see one moral of the story never bet against make a wish when dealing with logistics every ball in pit so how are you doing today having survived whatever ailed you as a child are you okay to be out in public and healthy now well there on reddit so their ability to be in public seems irrelevant we take a brief moment to appreciate the term rat casino roasts $10 PayPal me $10 and I'll comment you what the [ __ ] on your exes profile picture you know how bad it looks to see an Indian reject you I wish every idiot on reddit got their account deleted granted deleted pull up that MATLAB actually deleted his account for the meme a soul for a soul [Laughter] shower thoughts if you are one in a million there are 7,000 people just like you poor bastards you're a sour patch no you gay that's not what your dad said in bed last night bro are you working times you got the best of bullies be Mia chat at my school won't stop giving me [ __ ] he used to call me cheap breath you got there people to come in JIT breath fright idea one day one girl calls me JIT breath I tell her that jad only started calling me that because I sucked his dick and God did get my breath she's visibly disgusted she tells everyone everyone now thinks I suck Chet you beat the [ __ ] out of me but I still told people I stuck this picture everyone on this cancer sub is in losers but you're also on this sub martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed the old attempt to criticize their intelligence trick you sound like a real winner I can't criticize something which doesn't exist well it appears you've won your IQ must be 20 times greater than mine well looking at your comments I can say yes it is 20 times zero is still zero get cocky nerd I wouldn't by default get rekt wait a bit very smart dude to good use and here we take a look in the wildlands nine year olds playing against each other online play with other disabled people like yourself I am fascinating here we have a nine year old disturbing himself in the process of taking down his what am i doing [Music] Isaac Newton died a virgin that means I have one up on history's greatest scientific genius but because I'm not dead can you like enjoy a joke I find it trashy in an apartment the folks who laugh at this kind of stuff are buffoons of a pretty low order put this up against Pryor a Wilder and you'll see the difference yeah well I think the reason why people don't invite you to social gatherings is because you overanalyze a joke that's meant to be funny people don't invite me to social gatherings because I'm a degenerate but you're on a whole nother level beta there's a pretty good chance that you've eaten foods made from animal rectums recently tactical Dalai Lama my entire generation is proud of eating ass y'all need new PR reps this is in context to something dealing with people I guess 50% of the girls in my class I actually hated one of them so much that I told people I have a crush on her to get her embarrassed she has lost all popularity now that every person teases her about it that moment when you are so ugly that you can ruin some bitch's reputation by telling you like her both fighters have read it who's your Pope crush your mom you never told me you're into ogres brah you sunk the ship you're on to kill the captain modern problems require modern solutions you are offered 10 million dollars if you can name something that not even one person in the world has a fetish for what do you answer me yeah my sister has a weird thing for fat and ugly people you can't date her though I already am [Music] go ahead of your favorite protium generic fox sona number is seven hundred and fifty three thousand eight hundred eighty-five now I may be a disgusting fairy but at least I met a Jake Paul fan once I was babysitting my neighbor's six-year-old and she asked me why I was so ugly and without thinking I said I'm you from the future and she cried for like thirty minutes in my room dad yelling at me because abusive calls me a retail it--isn't kicks in takes one to know one he's throwing bottles at me now what do I do would you guys watch a green text video out of curiosity this is an ancient repost you better a move it's coming before I turn your disappearance into the game's next mystery if you don't like it then try making your own post you Normie Normie your memes are pink trash maybe so but at least I made them my favorite second position is called Wow it's when I flip your mom over joke's on you my mom is too big to flip over its credit what is the worst insult you can cause someone without swearing hey you're just like me thank you for watching I thought this some pretty would be a little fun to do because I haven't seen a video on it and I thought it might be a little fun just to kind of wander into it for a little bit I'm not sure how my content is gonna look this week I'm gonna be a little scattered with the fourth of July coming up but anyways thank you all for watching subscribe follow me on Twitter do the other stuff gaming channel coming soon yadda yadda yadda anyways see y'all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 2,819,735

Rating: 4.917048 out of 5

Keywords: rare insults, reddit stories, r/Murdered by words, satire, r/Kamikazebywords, Reddit, r/, insults, r/kamikaze by words, reddit cringe, r/murderedbywords, best of reddit

Id: ug1n1i_k2Rk

Length: 10min 27sec (627 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 03 2019