r/Im14andthisisdeep | Blue Piss,

there are two types of people in this world avoid both that's what I do [Music] m'kay everybody welcome back my name is Jack and today we're gonna be nicely reminded as to why I'm glad I didn't get social media until I was 16 alone abused afraid what's wrong Society you made me this way oh so much teenage angst in one photo it is just delicious we were a perfect match maybe that's why we burnt out oh stop relating relationships to fires though such an outdated mindset toward to a relationship is daddy not now son daddy not now son dad not now son Sam that way so uh not now dad I like to think that the guy in the pale green shirt at the end is actually the son and the guy in the black jacket is the dad who's just gotten old and is taking up smoking imagine if this lockdown happen 18 years ago you would be stuck at home with a Nokia 3310 with 300 texts 100 minutes call time and dial-up internet this is a great example of yes that statement was true but what was the point is the spaghetti thing again sometimes words can kill you yes if your brain is made my passion comes from pain why did you write over the words we could read it the first time if anything better the phone you're using now is just gibberish warning this account is the definition of doom from him hey beautiful hey he broke your heart swipe up an ad for the deepest posts oh no even snapchats falling for it Billy Eilish doesn't watch horror films anymore quote real life is way too scary say it with me everybody shut the [ __ ] up please shut the [ __ ] up like this video if you can sincerely relate to mr. incredible right here I can feel you slipping away considering that's likely glued on I doubt it do you ever get sorts at the physician all characters have the same age as you and they've gone on such magical adventures and you haven't what do you mean you went on all of those adventures with them didn't you that is the best answer ever 20 bucks says they purposely misspelled those boards just to see more ecstatic oh hey buddy you seem to have missed a spot when you try to bury this dumb metaphor lovely date yeah I'm not trying that lovely day isn't it wish I could say yes but I can't this isn't even deep he always been just a representation of depression among all the winnie-the-pooh characters this is like saying good is blue I'm getting too worked up with this I'm going to work all we have to do is stand up and their little game is over now you can lose the seriousness of this post if you imagine the feet belong to the guys in the chair I'm too young to be this hurt yeah you don't have lot tears for your crying skill until you're at least 15 years old oh here we go this is where I get oblivious it's a head yep that's that is deep and he's bought with the head oh yes moving on then and now yes that is true sheep are turning into zombies their heaviest burdens that we carry are the thoughts in our head I don't know that horrifying deformity that guy has is probably not doing him any favors when a promise turns into a story and story turns into goodbyes then goodbyes leads you to become strangers strangers with memories and memories turns to be the most painful thing you wanted to forget to quite the person who posted this and this YouTube channel oh okay I'd be far more concerned with all the people having hot coffee so close to their laptops here that's just insane quarantine I miss those good old days normal days I mean aside from the likely neck pain they might all be getting there's actually nothing wrong with that photo I love how these posts always like forget the fact that they're likely talking to people from around the world or people that they can't be face-to-face with right now that they genuinely care about so if anything this is making them more connected today a three-year-old child can unlock the phone and open and close apps all aligned at that age I ate sand so your argument is that they should be eating sand instead wait the decline in fall of the Roman Empire we are here well actually we're all the way past Chapter seven there we're actually into the 2020s now but don't worry I won't give you any spoilers if you're not up to or that chapter yet um you're gonna love World War two but again no spoilers oh you'll love it I killed hundreds I ain't killed hundreds without superpowers I kill millions and they pay me it's all their fault we're the ones who eat it we're the ones to choose what to put on our diet it's not McDonald's fault stop using them to excuse your bad choices yeah you shall die Mary I've been dead inside for many years Oh another beautiful blend of boomer and fourteen-year-old meme this picture speaks a thousand words it also gives me a thousand questions left unanswered like since when the hell could my brain do confirm and oh dear God can my heart actually get out of my chest like that could this possibly kill me life is just a smoothie drink it before it melts its smoothies on ice cream I mean you can put ice cream in them but that's not ice cream where's the logic in this and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self this isn't deep at all you've just showing us how we've created tiny a less impressive dinosaurs come back with a deep and meaningful Jurassic Park then we'll talk I'll look dad's return from home after work hopefully to buy a new door I see old mr. conspiracy theory is at it again oh I know so many people who would use this post as an argument towards the conspiracy theories and oh it depresses me the hunger virus kills about 8,000 children a day and the vaccine for it exists it's called food but you won't hear that in the media do you know why because hunger doesn't kill the rich yeah yeah that's the reason that's that's it you've nailed it on the head well done here's your applause love me and I'll move mountains to make you happy hurt me and I'll drop those mountains on your balls thank you for such a meaningful word sexy little psycho [ __ ] one fake friend can do more damage than five enemies Jesus did God post an update something who hurt him who hurt God don't worry baby he's just a nerd why do they always pick thugs hey baby remember me beat it chick why kind of find a good man it's cliche it's corny it's dumb it's overplayed and I hate it is this from the actual Sonic Instagram page pain makes you stronger heartbreak makes you wiser and fear makes you braver I'd like to refund my sonic movie ticket please those my son are the people who died of coronavirus and those my son are the people who died of poverty not even gonna get started on the science behind why this is a dumb argument but let's just move on before I lose my staff you can't become who you wanna be because you're too attached to who you've been why what do you want to change check out his grip strength he's causing the other dude to bleed that is that's a mint pallor man Instagram reality counterpoint the bottles are cute and you get to slightly control your alcoholism a bit better win-win oh my god this account changed my thinking please follow it right now hang on is he wearing a flesh coat this is how stupid this generation is half a million nine hundred thousand yeah like I'm the only real smart person in this generation because I posted this anyway hey why don't we never hang out anymore in 50 years they will get older they will get married and have kids no new video games no Instagram posts no tweets we will delete our fan pages and they will delete their channels but one day you will remember them and thank them for everything I was gonna say cringe but then I actually kind of thought about it and it's kind of sweet it's a sweet cringe it's a I'm gonna leave this up to you guys from which end do you think the mother sent the phone to the kid then questioned why she has such huge hands then question why she's in freaking out that her baby is texting her it's strange isn't it how your heart burns and burns and suddenly turns into ice hello Billy eyelash I wasn't expecting you here at all strangers friends best friends love couple breakup strangers oh hey try this out maybe uh just don't date again sad spelled backwards is das and could be sometimes was this quoted from a Jamaican guy sad spelled backwards is dust and dust how it bees sometimes don't lose what is real oh look at success pictures back again with a cringy success photo thing that is just mmm so dumb have you seen Steve yes is he in the nether no is he at the village no is he at the farm no where is he he grew up okay Steve this is exactly why the villagers just say huh and don't actually engage in conversation with you anymore this isn't sad this is perfect business tactics I mean there is a blooming market of narcissists wanting to take selfies of them being good people take advantage of it what is the saddest video game you have played and why my life get out get out leave go away you know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don't sing along no one will understand how much this just broke my heart well I personally know a subreddit that would very much relate today my mom told me if your absence doesn't bother them then your presence never matter to them in the first place and I felt that I totally relate it was windy today and the breeze hit me and ah I felt that how are you great I like to imagine that that snake is actually signaling his other friend to come up and attack the bird from behind because I'm dark see you in about five years Kodak is selling world's largest puzzle with fifty one thousand three hundred pieces life is the most challenging puzzle go away I am a gay schizophrenic depressed transgender anxious haunted bipolar insane bleep furry but I wish you would treat me like I'm human well you spell schizophrenic wrong and that's very human welcome to society friend nobody dies a virgin life freaks us all Kurt Cobain damn he really shoots you in the face what that one doesn't he what this picture speaks everything yes it speaks to me that it's gonna be a pain in the ass to pack down later on get a job go to work get married have children follow fashion that's normal walk on the pavement watch TV obey the law save for your old age now repeat after me I am free yeah you better you better have them children's and and walk on that pavement if if you walk on the grass oh yeah now you're in trouble when you realize heart and earth are spelled with the same letters it all starts to make sense yes the basics of grade 1 spelling truly is an amazing thing stop looking for your cell mate start looking for your cell night yeah that thing can really run off for me if you don't keep it on a leash a friendship a murder a Rivage again why is it always the spelling I miss nature we don't miss you this is my favorite comic nothing deep and meaningful here folks just a normal public pool you know the normal public pool colors I talked so you could scream I pooped so here I talked so you could scream I pooped so you could say I'm sorry I'm not what and his face - how does how was the facial expression relevant to the text yes the most selfless act a man can do a for a woman is to poop so the chickens born to [ __ ] for silly boy two shits forced to wipe what no I was just too late the day for me to be looking at this stuff what is deep about this purse I start from how much I'm trying to dig to get the meaning of this a good book can change your life now that's a bad book according to this subreddit look they're wearing business shirts that means they're evil people you should speak more tries to speak gets interrupted gets ignored everyone forgets what has been said slowly turns invisible maybe is because you're boring but yeah well what do I know no I'm a meanie you've changed we're supposed to okay but I don't think we're meant to have the entire universe within our wingspan oh look walking Phoenix's Joker the male bili Eilish a person who trusts no one once trusted someone too much they haven't even got a legitimate source for that quite it's just influencer some people feel the rain others just get wet it's the same thing come on look at disgusting misuse of an original photo that's that's different happiness is a state of mind yes cuz I'm very certain the kid at that age on the first podium is gonna have any idea what the hell's going on right now stop spending money on things you don't need and start making your dreams come true today that third jar is such a paradox though things I cannot afford he has the money for it though right there he can afford it it's is pointless that doesn't mic Billy Eilish and Joker fans thanks so much for watching please leave a like if you loved the video I will love you back somehow if you want to keep up with more content from m'kay please subscribe as well check out another video from a channel while you're here other than that guys my name was Jack I am no longer back and I'll see you guys in the 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Length: 14min 18sec (858 seconds)

Published: Wed May 20 2020