r/Blursedcomments | EAT HIM

I love you therefore I feed you I'm freaking starving how's it going everybody welcome back to m'kay my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be perusing through our slash blur comments some of that much further ado let's dive headfirst in 32 minutes of soothing relaxing meditating world war 1 sounds for studying and thinking slept like a French soldier who didn't get his mask on in time oh no stop there children will be so beautiful please don't say things like that take it back immediately I just ran up to someone in poker camp and said you look so cool I want to be your friend and then found out they were my friend and that's the happiest I've been in my life my mom killed my pet fish lots of strange things happening in the world lately adopted this rescue Kitty today to help make both of our lives better life protip don't adopt an animal during this craziness because you're lonely alternatively reach out to your local animal shelter and see if they need help being a temporary foster a failed foster that is adopted is better than a failed adoption this man be dancin like me when I stub my toe on a door Rasputin condensed better than all of us all of us Lego is producing 13,000 face visors a day for health care workers amid coronavirus pandemic a nurse is run out of PPE at the hospital in Lego city start the new face mask Hey build the face mask enough to help the infected prepare the ventilators treat the patients and help them recover the new kovat 19 collection from LEGO City thanks to the frontline workers by the way Hey yes she deliberately got surgery to look like this Oh oh my god oh ho I don't have any words I've got nothing it's plastic I like to imagine that there's one siren head that doesn't give a care about hunting and just walks up to campers or hikers and Rick rolls them that's scarier than anything else siren head does damn people are already leaking the new Lion King movie oh my god that is ancient what year is it I thought it was 2020 [Music] tired how long till we reach the fallopian tubes bruh we in a McChicken I always knew the mayonnaise tasted off you know I just Wow yes this translates roughly to striped sausage no no don't don't don't you leave them alone at this point I've seen Jeff shirtless more than my girlfriend that sounds like a you problem sir this whole match is a demonstration of what a divorce looks like to a kid ouch why why did you say that animals aren't here for our entertainment they're here from a ballet sensational Shrek's pizza blessed for your food and ejaculating needs I agree excuse me oh hey free delivery though hey I'm no one's messenger boy all right I'm a delivery boy how do you crap aggressively squeeze so for all you guys out there your pee-pee size is okay every peepee is good in its own way wholesome peens big beans small peens thin pins what is this man dr. Seuss has really changed since I was a kid I found girl lying on railroad tracks I untied her took her into bushes and we had great no head though I never found it this really isn't something you should joke about it's illegal to trespass on railroad tracks think about that the next time you consider something like this yeah you just got wrecked smiling and having breasts so I'm your kind of guy then rip your inbox show bobs and smiley please boobs a healthy reminder by CVS health did you drink your water today you stupid [ __ ] I wish so bad that we could live in a world where advertisements like this were okay I have no idea what this means can someone explain how a barrel can have a negative price I think the storing of crude cost a lot of money and you can't just dump it in the nearest river when it becomes worthless it'll cost them less money paying people to get rid of it and storing something more valuable like tears of oil rig workers you want to use something new during the item on your left is that item what is it I have three things a ps4 controller a Nintendo lab a box and a sandwich which do I use I think you know what the sandwich use the sandwich Sam Smith shares emotional snaps of quarantine meltdown at 12 million pound home and Frank lived in a cupboard for two years grow up Harry Potter lived under a staircase for ten years - yeah that's equivalent that's exactly the same thing 14-year old me after realizing the hot teacher that's nice to me is married we've all been there I know isn't homeschooling the worst whoa wait hold up in what top 1% are you in vitiligo on my ding-dong but nowhere else on my body to tone Malone cranky Kong has passed away he will join wrinkly in hell the most unbelievable part of fast nine is John Cena turned heel I still can't accept that John Cena can grow hair beyond the length of two centimeters yeah it is kind of weird and I don't like it I just don't like it people ask me why I named Justin's nut butter after myself it's because I'm proud of every flavor we craft because I've dedicated years to protecting my one-of-a-kind grinding process and because after all the hard work it takes to make these naturally delicious recipes I have very little energy to come up with clever names just ask my son Justin or my daughter Justin those sons and daughters are literally Justin's nut butter Florida 16 girls found pregnant after teenager ejaculate sin Poole glad he didn't nut in the ocean could have rose another pandemic with hey what share my story I have a perfect idea I got my dad pregnant because he didn't want to sprite cranberry yikes if you watch the matrix backwards about how Keanu Reeves leaves drugs behind to get a stable job in a company he becomes your average American man I was asleep one night and woke up really having to poop while I was pooping an earthquake hit and my dresser fell onto my bed where I would have been sleeping don't know if I would have died necessarily but that gut feeling definitely saved me now always trust your gut kids my gut is telling me no but my gut is also very hungry do it in a color gradient oh yeah unzips you have now technically masturbated to Queen Elizabeth Mahatma Gandhi George Washington and many other old dead people Congrats I like that you think this is my first time no lie George Washington a bit of a hottie though the swamplands seas crash Riding Shrek God dang I wish that were me who don't yeah it's a that's fair who doesn't really female orgasm versus male orgasm came first you shut up I look at those two boards smashing no you see this isn't a picture of people smashing boards it's a picture of some dude and James Charles I think is that right I don't know I'm out of the loop with literally everyone 2020 Queen Elizabeth the second 2364 Admiral Elizabeth the second the Queen will never die it's true she's pretty much immortal at this point does anyone else think the carand slur is woman-hating and based on class prejudice which class is it prejudiced against Zumba class biology students innocent frogs is it me or does it look like the mom stabbed herself by accident and hasn't realized it yet it was no accident she needs to make it look like it was done in self-defense oh this picture just got a lot creepier I mean as if it wasn't already horrifying cam girls can barely keep up with quarantine demand I can't just spend the whole month dildo in myself not with that attitude you can't dolphins are returning to Italy meanwhile in the Netherlands Dutch Munir can confirm almost freakin died yesterday but in this beautiful seeing the ghasts return to their natural homeland cactus cactus don't put your caucus in that cactus oh my god my drunk GF at 4 a.m. my innocent Christian I think you mean my drunk uncle at 4 a.m. no no no I didn't girl hits me you wouldn't hit a girl me a supporter of equal rights jotaro's theme starts playing huzzah a man of quality your brinkley a feminist it's 3 a.m. and my neighbours having a meeting with watermelons now dude that's just the guy from the math problems after he gets home what's he gonna do with them though shoveling sand into my gaping mouth this entire interaction just has the aura of we can make a religion out of this how how can you make a religion out of this please explain the thumbnail look like a before and after picture Oh God John Williams Jurassic Park themes is this song popular among Organists cuz I had the honour of listening to it during the one-minute silence at my grandmother's funeral I mean okay she got pretty old but playing the theme of dinosaurs Wow Bubba you tried you tried and with that the fat lady is begun to sing always remember if you enjoyed this video hit that like button and if you really enjoyed this video then consider subscribing and clicking the bell icon and until next we meet I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Id: _kfFsbb6u00

Length: 10min 53sec (653 seconds)

Published: Wed May 20 2020