r/Me_irl | memes to put in your shrek presentation slides

Drake what where's the body of Christ [Music] house gone everyone welcome back to Ma my name is Eggen today we're taking a look at our /me IRL if a squirrel stares at you it means you're nuts that joke was stupid huh oh oh well now I'm sad a brilliant green meteor lights up India's sky islands April my god it does look like a Death Star blast you've heard of Quentin Tarantino now get ready for Tintin quarantine oh we all know that scuba is an acronym self-contained underwater breathing apparatus but did you know tuba is also an acronym terrible underwater breathing apparatus when you finish duolingo and finally work up the courage to talk to native speakers for your baby to eat she thinks you want to eat her baby me sometimes I talk to myself me oh my god same electron cork X on the mobile ad means stares at selfie until it turns ugly me we could do it that's why the the secret taking selfies is you take it yeah you look at it real quick if you will like it at first just post it just post it no turning back I was at my friend's tik-tok and some girl commented oh my god the first three boys are so cute can you guess who the fourth boy is people often ask me Patrick I don't like you oh I'm sorry Patrick then do you take constructive criticism me already crying sure what's up how to make friends in your 30s friends that check up on you are you okay no all right just checking eight-year-old me turning on the car light my dad you are accused of anti Soviet behavior the Court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room I've gotten in trouble for jerking it in once oh but is it illegal I jerked off in a dressing rooms do I sound like a lawyer me I love my new indestructible walls I just wish I had some kool-aid audible thud outside house me what was that they call me seven knives because that's how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep putting them in the freaking sink we're not thinking about it when you're about to go to sleep but your body does that fake fall thing yeah I've had this happen before I don't like it whenever the problem appears to be applied direct pressure everybody agrees on this also remember the ABC rule of first aid a bone coming out through the skin is very bad his paws look like this so hers can look like this I don't like painted cat claws when I was born I was given a choice have a big penis or have a good memory which one did you choose I can't remember the copy machine at work is personally attacking me cashless failure wait I don't get it please explain why am I getting up votes and not an explanation no--don't a boat stop what if the government wants us inside because they're going to surprise us with a new water park Hoover I sure hope that's what's going on crawling I wish I could do a Donald Duck voice but that they can't sorry my uber driver upon seeing my face not on my profile switches his music from rap to the chainsmokers this is probably the worst I'll ever be racially profiled when you realize there are no synonyms for synonym synonym I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess when you buy a vibrator but it doesn't rate your vibe stupid I love it me when watching Once Upon a Time and Hollywood in this scene comes up yep my Thunder oh my cremated body foosh cheerful laughter whoever catches the most of my ashes who gets the will has Brella fun when you're microwaving at 3:00 a.m. and forget to stop it at one second now all of China knows you're here damn I kind of don't want to be held responsible for my academic obligations anymore do you see the minnow fin yes ASA Tim monofin ace a a said yeah ASA to minnow fin I said that right hey gang I'm ordering 14 dollars worth of soda nothing else for my local Domino's I'm for Steve you'd better not freaking have your order is in the oven oh my fave part of the Godfather is when his mustache turns into a tree dated Applebee's waiter what will be her I'll have the Apple me gritted teeth I guess I'll have bees then when new versions of Xbox and Playstation are announced but there are no sides of PC to what it feels like when you try to punch in your dream this is accurate when you throw a basketball from a tall building this the hoop and kill a passerby instead dude perfect the end of the world 2021 the dyslexic Maya who wrote 2012 when the group chat late you got to get your jokin before the subject changes yeah me sits down zip up hoodies oh my god I never thought I'd see a meme that perfectly captures how that's like makes comment on post- 17 points deleted me listening to the same album since age 14 dammit that's good damn that is fresh me accepting cookies on every website without knowing what the f they mean yeah me opens fridge there's never anything to eat around here orders pizza the vegetables in the back of my fridge ooh alphabet soup for children alphabet soup for doctors American Girl releases first doll with hearing loss wait the other ones can hear us everyone optim interest so first one or second one better me first second random dude anyone have Mike me you as a Mike what is too self-conscious to actually speak accurate glub-glub we broke up a year ago please go get help I mean look at what I've accomplished do you think a depressed person could make this the only character in media I have ever related to a chef gusto from ratatouille who got one negative review one time and it made him so sad he died excuse me could you tell me please how deep the water is I don't know how to swim sure it is up to my neck thanks mother effer for those whose weddings are canceled during this lockdown God has given you a second chance to think about it I need a woman like you in my life ah thanks hope you find her Lowell therapist and how does that make you feel I'm not very good at describing my emotions maybe you could just hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see that one that I would normally comment the word mood on when you and introvert is trying to keep up a conversation but the other person is hardly ever talking back and you're running out of topics I freaking looked up eggs with legs and I'm why are they in a cage otherwise they'll escape my boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in the puddle and when he finally caught him he took a pic of both of them and he literally said peace in the morning it's just a chair in the afternoon yep just a chair at night i see a little silhouetto of a man Bo c'mon fact when three Magnemite linked together to become magnet n' their brains also combined but they don't get any smarter me hanging out with my other dumbass friends government no one should panic but our verse is not that serious government shortly after I'm sorry earth is closed today ok but why do I look like the freakin ride Oh No look at this guy you recycle this pants made up Matt sir when you're on a school trip and see another school peace was never an option when you're trying to place the lego sticker in the exact spot literally anything that involves putting stickers on the thing awful eye it will bug the hell out of me if there's one little bubble under the sticker if it's wrinkled or ever so slightly off or rotated slightly off I just printed the design on the thing sorry I'm very passionate about stickers and just stupid me sits in chair oh dude my pocket bye-bye the youngest Hiro seven-year-old Rita Lawler she's credited for saving her mom's life when she couldn't wake her mom up she took action i called 9-1-1 but first i slapped her with a piece of pizza whatever it takes yeah don't worry about this guy he just points at people who don't need four panels to get the meme yeah wasn't this leaf green before I want a big-titty goth gf what I want a goth girl but smother me with her thighs what day 18 of lockdown filled the dog with helium oh don't do that Namibia Zimbabwe this is Bailey touching when your body naturally wakes you up at 8 a.m. on a weekend why look I don't mind waking up early that means I got the whole day to do whatever I want but I always like sleep really late like at 3:00 a.m. when you move from looking at you phone on your bed - looking at your phone on your couch Travie does your lipgloss taste like it smells you want to find out sure the Soviet Chinese propaganda poster seemed to be the story of a beautiful interracial gay couple who met and mate met metal wrote metallurgical and got married and had beautiful children and farm oh well that's sweet that feeling when you go out for a quiet meal and some Fricker at the next table starts painting you school makes me depressed suicidal anxious cry feel stupid education system I am aware of the effect videogames have on children Windows updates mean why did you update windows oh I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill there's something about his slight type frown the pattern of disappointment in his eyes and those purse sealed lips that seem to wanna say I don't approve of what you're doing but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into a strong ripping a fat rail of white lightening in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall you've goddamn beautiful disaster I just remembered that when I got my first dog I was seven and he was 1/7 in dog years and I cried when he turned 2 because I didn't think a 14-year old dog would want to hang out with me Wow me and my five brain cells preparing to stay here when the teacher calls attendance wait it's all Ohio always has been me checks if doors locked and leaves my brain five seconds later did you lock the door good question when they open PowerPoint and you see slide one out of 243 yep when you run out of valid points in an argument you Frick nine year old me laughing at a dirty joke I shouldn't understand my mom how do you get square balloons below square breaths the Frick is this BS my roommate waking up at 5:30 be going to bed at 5:30 unfortunately the clock is ticking the hours are going by the past increases the future recedes possibilities decreasing regrets mounting do you understand I understand remain ignorant ignorant ignorant ignorant we should be using paper straws instead of plastic we should be using metal straws instead of plastic me and intellectuals yeah just just use the cup me familiar places worn out places worn out faces I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad the dreams in which I'm dying are the folks I was gonna trade away man stabbed with Legend of Zelda Master Sword in serious condition that's how I want to go okay but if you read the article he wasn't stabbed he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword he literally walked into my sword officer this kid was already in 2016 in 2005 legendary boy I'd sell my soul for a puppy yeah but after your gun well is your soul me all the toxic habits I usually keep it BAE Koba 19 self-isolation my housemates are convinced our house is haunted I've lived here for 274 years and not notice anything strange mymusictaste also mymusictaste my other music tastes my other other music tastes rare footage of Queen Elizabeth discovering fire with cavemen top-ranked player who plays 12 hours per day you after a hard day of work Chyna have fun 8 year old me letting water run down my arm in the shower I am the son of Poseidon oh my god I I've never seen a meme talk about that like yeah you know like water's going down your army you see it coming out your fingers and you're like oh dude it's stupid but come on someone's got to know what I'm talking about this person clearly does world's biggest bunny is on the verge of losing his Guinness World Record to his children good god hi I'm Ian from door - I'm also named Ian and I work for door - to keeping up with the door - Ian's I'm sorry I diagnosed you with let my what's let my let my people go what if we kissed on the couch CDC recommends wearing anime shirts to socially distance others away from you you're a genius you [ __ ] me a 16 year old watching all the adults on reddit talk about how much being an adult sucks well Frick when you are talking to your mom on the phone okay okay okay okay due to less pollution the mountain from Paramount logo can be seen oh thank god when you're eating at a new restaurant in Gordon Ramsay and a film crew walks in me 0.2 seconds into studying my brain hocus-pocus you've now lost your focus when your family is broke AF and needs you to work when your grandson finds a golden ticket to a Chocolate Factory yeah that is kind of how it wasn't the movie huh sorry but I do not speak polo oh my god the man is wearing a shirt of his dog and the dog is wearing a shirt of him homeless people hotels homeless people well dolphins have returned to Italy meanwhile and sewing kits wait what sperm bank staff be like get a load of this guy as an Australian this is all I know about American geography you went around Texas when your group does a horrible presentation but at least it's over yeah what did you do during the throne of iris dad fired up the ps4 got highs Frick freaking legend when you walk so fast the automatic doors don't open you slam into them I am speed once I pirate a functional copy of Adobe Photoshop it's over for you peasants let me die Oh Oh No I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it math questions be like I've bought 692 pairs but at what cost her I bet he's thinking about other women him was that video that got removed from a YouTube playlist one fine morning you get up out of your bed and see this black hole outside your window what will be your first reaction finally issues I talked about IRL stuff I tell strangers online dudes named Zack versus dudes named Zack all right yeah okay very funny post collector I bet you saw this and when whoo you know what Zack will love this one for Grandma that's true don't don't don't make your grandma go shopping in these trying times be platypuses are animals that produce both eggs and milk which makes them portable sources of omelettes you know more conversation and well that brings us at the end of our slash of the IRL thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure did that subscribe button and the Bell see you notified mmm day uploads and until the next one I'll see you around [Music]

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Id: WS57_pC6yGk

Length: 15min 23sec (923 seconds)

Published: Sun May 17 2020