r/Madlads | ABSOLUTE NATURALLY OCCURRING SOLID MASS OR AGGREGATE OF MINERALS OR MINERALOID MATTER

dmsr fine she just hasn't responded oh geez Twitter why'd you break my heart like that hello there welcome back to m'kay it's me the voice inside your head that tells you to do bad things otherwise known as Jack and we're gonna look at some are / mad lads today mate that is far too much bling for one finger unless these are all your wedding rings Elon Musk proposes rave cave under Tesla factory off-topic question but what do you need to get a job at Tesla what just some sort of engineers degree I'm sure there's a YouTube tutorial for that some collective group of asses made this become a Google result for blue how dare they think of the colorblind sometimes I pin a comment just so people will roast the guy I've seen this happen it's very entertaining that goes for this comment section if you guys say anything we don't like we're gonna pin it pin this for no reason hmm okay it's like when you forget Mother's Day and decide to celebrate it the next day instead I'm a v be with you I'm gonna give myself a gold award because I'm gonna return sometime in the future hey guys I'm back ladies and gentlemen the longest commitment to a joke my sister six years old just came in my room at 11:45 to shut my xbox off Tim she just does not care about your k/d ratio does she welcome to espanol this is the start of the espanol channel Bonjour nope yep you ruined it who should Fortnight collab with next hmm funeral dances because your game is gonna die oh geez gentlemen in our slash medical [ __ ] in my eye no STDs but I'm lurid all go blind I'm trying to make a comment here but I just keep thinking of the situation if someone comments our / unexpected asdfmovie I will freakin delete my account our / unexpected asdfmovie do it and he committed props to him I grew up without a father and so I want my son to feel that pain too okay so we actually want to avoid childhood trauma hmm it's actually a bad thing I put one of these on the other end of a glory hole and imagine the reaction was the same as Drake in your profile pic I don't actually know what mr. Oliver's doing here exactly so I'm just gonna do what I do in most social situations and pretend I'm following along oh haha yeah cool pranking homeless people by giving them money off-camera so as not to exploit them and on live Gus Johnson you beautiful bastard showing an Apple employee a jailbroken phone see it only goes for 11 seconds because the store actually exploded after the event you can trust me I'm a news reporter ologist I have enough experience hire me American Airlines well I let's see your resume uh mmm Microsoft Flight Simulator 14 thousand three hundred and five hours okay I did the math this is almost two years of game time straight game time I genuinely wonder if he actually could this song makes me want to reply to my own comment ah same oh you crafty devil know sending 12 frickin messages then say sorry got it Jaden I'm serious about this mmm sorry please ignore this is a test post to see why if my post is not showing up edit why is that my top post is this one while the real one I took over two years to make only got seven because it's the Internet that's why thanks for your support yeah that would be right for the Internet just retweeted liked and commented on my own tweet because I don't even care yeah I guess you can do whatever you want when you do a lot of bean therapies what even is that hentai family-friendly content go search it wow my kids and I love to watch the family-friendly genre of anime called hentai oh no get back Christian mother's it's a trap goodbye alrighty goodbye account man people on reddit really commit to this thing don't they three men charged with circuit breaker offences one accused of drunkenly banging head on police car my guess is him but I think he's just hiding his face from the cameras like why though the mosque is covering 50% of your face anyway Mazal put it in the proper spot shredding curry Navarro ass thanks guys er thanks for doing your part what you want eat my ass please I ran out of toilet paper use your tongue to clean me them ow hurt you gonna hurt you I like to imagine this guy was typing with one hand and using the rest of the toilet paper with the other because if I have to imagine that so do you I was kicked out a megachurch for eating Cheetos ask me anything now that's when I can get behind it's always a fun time when a wrong number text you send me the test answers this is Amaya start from 1818 is this huh just kidding 18 is a ah keep going and on that day Amaya failed a test resorting to selling feet pics online as a career instead I also want to give a special star of evilness to Chloe here for the fact that she actually checks how many questions Amaya has before continuing to troll her wife I regret getting me that blender for Christmas me drinking toast why I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mum goes maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you this kid looked me dead in the eye and goes where's the pretty one I got gold once for saying yeah hmm yeah lecturer said using the correct Gaelic names for locations and my dissertation was inconsistent as the rest was written in English I have resolved this by typing it up entirely in Gaelic you have fun with that yes I'm sure he will gladly give you a higher mark now that you've uh turley pissed him off which one of you was trying to get me to watch anime someone actually did this reflected this with the phrase in the native language and now try to translate it here comes Seth with the right hook kyon I've read up on this I befo BIA before I'm genuinely curious if someone has this or if it's just a huge joke like naming the fear a palindrome itself that's just cruel Church annoyed after $20 donation turned out to be lecture on evolution the First Church of the Trinity blessed was appalled because an atheist has infiltrated the sanctity of the church and left a big donation after the services props of the article for making the sound like some sort of heist movie still I can imagine this guy trying to hold it together after handing in the $20 note oh hey pokey want to get dinner or see a movie sometime nope I am staying home as should you my a very respectable rejection from the home team there note that this comment is five months old all memes die only to be resurrected in spooked over you never expected me to return after 179 days it's more unexpected than Spanish Inquisition also reddit delete posts once they reach 180 days old so if you want to make a comment you only have one day to do it I don't know what he was trying to achieve here but I think he achieved it I won't stop mining until I have a nether right beacon will people ever stop finding things to achieve in Minecraft Xbox leave it to Microsoft to name a game console after your former wife's private parts well Microsoft is named after your penis so why not what was that one weird thing you did as a kid I used to pretend to get stung by jellyfish so that my uncle would pee on me lo I don't even know why I just liked it why did you heart this what is a question that you wish someone would ask you if I've ever won the San Francisco middle-school citywide ballroom tango competition have you ever won the San Francisco Middle School citywide ballroom tango competition George no I have five followers how do I get rid of them do you want less followers because this is how you get more followers let's all follow LP I'm down ok what the Frick which one of you used my business email for a fairy social media dating site wish I was joking it's ok you don't need to fight it accept your true calling if you didn't make it don't frickin post it warning this is not my post this is you called on cop damn the guy even followed up on himself so I had a zoom class today and one of my students decided to appear like this well look I haven't shaved the last five days myself so I don't blame this guy for getting off his routine a little don't shame him faketaxi but every sound is from Minecraft I'll be back guys I'm just gonna look up a video learn Japanese in four hours are the Japanese basics you need speed up the video 2 times learns Japanese in two hours do we still call our big brain moves cuz that's a big brain move four months ago anyone else notice how in 1820 there was a pandemic and in 1920 as well what if it happens again in 2020 edit well [ __ ] yeah you could have warned us better than hanging out around our orbit moon some men just want to watch the world burn I rickroll my entire chemistry class oh you're horrible hey how was your 20/20 so far for me it's been the most difficult month of my life and I will say why in the comments below why he was honest and I respect him for that I sent this to five of my teachers in the principal wish me luck hope I don't die sickness panic stress people dying schools can I offer you extra work in this trying time I mean do we get a choice anyway this has to be an Australian invention this cannot be anything but an Australian invention Hungarian protestors hijacked soviet-era tank Hungarian anti-government protesters have gained control of a soviet-era t-34 tank in Budapest during street riots that have marked the 50th anniversary of this anti Soviet uprising what the hell happened I want to know did they use it you want to see my balls you'll know what the frig oh it's just as tennis balls okay that's fine you want to see my [ __ ] let me guess you were gonna send me a chicken oh look it's the real thing in front of a toilet ball how tasteful Hey Elon Musk can you put an anime flag on the moon no reason just pretty funny you got it one of these days Elon you're gonna make a promise that you just can't keep I once stepped on the not a step part of a stepladder to change a light bulb ladies please keep her clothes on I'm trying to lose a hundred pounds in two weeks any ideas divorce her Michigan pilot gives a literal fu to governor over coronavirus lockdown wow that is impressive I feel so bad that I didn't actually get this until he saw the emoji I feel like he's being an [ __ ] here my family doesn't speak English so I can just listen to this video on speakers with my father and little brother next to me without problems this is actually great motivation to learn another language so you can [ __ ] talk with your friends without anyone else noticing people drive ten times safer with a 500 dollar TV in their cars and they do with their own all their families lives in it well you don't want to break the TV implying I want to break my family yeah actually nice this is kind of annoying the place my dad puts his phone and it has no case oh look an anxiety trigger confession when I was at NASA I created this image from a CAD model of the rover before it launched the media loved it and now it's one of the top images when you google curio city rover but they never found the proof of aliens on Mars Alf was right there the whole time yep I actually looked it up it's on the Wikipedia page as we speak call of duty modern warfare warzone Battle Royale 20 kill win intense personally not my kind of kink but I'll respect it the use of the term anti-vaxxers suddenly becomes illegal what do you call them instead idiots that's the first thing that came to my mind as well shouldn't sweet and to the point short and sweet and to the point like the lifespan of their children is breeding 10,000 digits of pi but every time there's a 69 I drink where do you people even find these videos I mean I just look up one scene from Avatar The Last Airbender and all of a sudden I'm spammed with that stuff on YouTube alright guys that does us for some mad lads today like the video if you enjoyed the content today of course if you're new here be sure to check out some more videos subscribe and click there notification Bell if you would like to see more of us but of course my name is Jack you are amazing and I'll see you in the next video [Music]

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Id: U5HEebqGrAk

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Thu May 21 2020