r/Iamverybadass | DAMIEN IS BACK!

wear a mask or no service okay if i say so kfc nice job owning the lips good job hey it's been a while huh what's going on guys and welcome back to mk my name is damian and due to popular demand and wow is popular demand i'm back [Music] all you guys commenting who wanted me back i hope you guys are happy because well you got it and never asked me for anything again but hey while i'm talking about this i should let you guys know that me and the mk team have partnered together to make a new channel called daily and that's where i'll be voicing full time i know you guys are gonna love it and it's in the description i think it should be in the description and the paint comment make sure it's in the video but enough of that let's get to the reddit memes we're looking through our slash i am very badass and i've missed doing this on this channel oh yeah new year's eve tomorrow or as i like to call it the one day a year where normies drink as much as i do on any given wednesday screw off i got a problem whatever bastard cheers do you guys ever see um i know you had to have seen us the two goth girls being like we're here to celebrate the new year [Laughter] whether like dunking on people who celebrate new year's eve or new year's day get the same vibe with my friend brendan right here just gonna say one thing the biggest difference between any of you and me is i don't feel guilt and embarrassment i could huh i could kill a baby and walk around like nothing happened in other words i could look at the picture the the picture that's included it's blurred out but you can clearly see it's one of those shots where it's like the nose up he was just holding his phone and took the pic in other words i want to feel guilty about ruining your life you like to run i'll shatter every bone in your legs you like to write i'll shout every bone in your arms it's just a tip of advice don't piss me off yeah i'm sorry i can't take it seriously just picture this guy whispering it because his mom's asleep in the next room only cowards use baseball bats true warriors use their hands ain't no true warriors are playing baseball to begin with shouldn't you be crusading so [Laughter] i'm not gonna even try to think about what the article is just ben shapiro replying with grouse you want some blood come get some soy boy need i remind you that most of us dress up in full camo sit in the trees and hunt live game that could see smell and hear better than any humans yes my wife got me a shirt that says mommy's little princess but that's beside the points but soy boy the only new source i follow is paul joseph watson [Laughter] i'm 12 years old and i can skin a rabbit another 30 seconds this guy's gonna run back to his boyfriend amateur facts oh no we have another extreme case of defensive testosterone i have friends that are very ardent and dangerous that are afraid of me no heat packing for me laughing till i'm crying fire angel fire lock the post on a good day i'm faster than a speeding bullet a japanese guy taught me how to take a person out with a simple ballpoint pen sorry he walks to john wick once and he thinks he's a superhuman i also have extreme anger issues last one my girlfriend packs my heat and never leaves my side i love bad b symbol astrix symbol hz and he's from texas you could tell cause he's got the cowboy hat emoji if he loved you he wouldn't have gotten you a glock dot dot you fire an entire click but me at you might hit three times three shots from a glock has taken me down you sure no no you think you're like an anime protagonist you think star platinum's got your back he doesn't he would never have your back you wanted a war well now you have one freaking idiot trump supporters i will walk down any person who still supports that orange idiot and while you have one there with magga with the like the pelicans and finding nemo instead of mine it's manga screw you and crush your little head well did you buy the profile picture it has a little head but that's still mean we're not we don't fight violence with violence we fight violence with mockery that's how we do it so we do it on the mk channel it's got a kid with a cry me a river that freaking drowned yourself in it let me take my daughter to the walmart everything he says is facts the problem is 95 percent of men especially this new generation are beta seahawks this is exactly what the fed mess agenda is they want to get rid of all alpha men like myself so they can further push their agenda no i do not like ezra miller he wears a dress oh man i know krav maga i am a former idf soldier i could break your bones in under a minute i'm six foot four 250 pounds i would shatter your teeth with one kick my chest hair probably weighs more than your body oh i am very badass post it there i dare you [ __ ] you don't have the guts to double dare me i freaking dare you to double dare me man i may handle you easily in real life you're lucky you have the innominity of reddit i'm very badass and then we laugh at them i stopped fighting my inner demon now we both then won hashtag demon hashtag darkness hashtag inner demons hashtag goth hashtag evil eye hashtag hatred let's do a covet check she's staying safe there's a mask he's staying safe he's good all right i say beat up a liberal month movement and he identifies as a cyber truck so who's with him too late it's already begun too down many more to go oh crap that third live was a bit tough but he ain't got no more teeth i just beat the hell out of someone who downvoted me sweet victory i made him confess each download is more punch in the eye of a liberal smile the post wasn't edited so he just someone downvotes you on reddit he knocks on your door real hard sucker punches you in leaves then edits his comment with just beat the hell out of someone who downloaded me sup reddit so ahead epiphany don't run me off the road room doing 120 miles per hour and you're doing 65 miles per hour because if i have to time to follow you i'll kill you and you're already trying to kill yourself you're going 120 i don't know a road that goes 120. how did you get ran off the road when someone's doing 65 and you're going over 40 miles faster my physique is all the weaponry i need i work out hard every day and have been for years through the day some young guy is in my backyard trying to steal my wheelbarrow i stepped outside with no shirt on just stood there and stared at him he simply slowly backed away to the gate looking at me in pure terror and left i moved to the gate and watched as he ran as fast as he could down the street my guns for all the guns i need i have two lefty and righty i'm offering up these hands for sale cash shed cash shine cash shine to anyone that feels the need or nerve to say a single word to me about a mask raised hand shrug say something and see how i respond hey look you said these things are for sale but i'd rather trade buster and that's how we get into an epic street fight uh i'd rather the 600 stimulus over the two thousand dollar one it'll make me hustle harder i don't know and just built different so this llc twitter i don't like llc twitter i am an influencer with a verified public account mate people idolize me as i'm some sort of savior of them but i'm not i find it demeaning that people only support those in the spotlight trust me i know the moment someone says something that contradicts that you think then the love will turn to hate trust me i know i have six youtube channels including dar man he's the dar man the relaxing and the do he's the do as well i don't reveal my identity because i don't want to know how people would treat me in real life believe me people have changed what they've said about me after knowing who i am so either we think that snarky comment or don't insult other people okay jeez darman have feelings too i am a hashtag otaku not a hashtag weeaboo if you can't tell that in part then maybe i can't tell killing you and not killing you apart i own a katana [Laughter] people who like oh man it's like that kid in middle school you know i'm talking about that one kid who didn't talk to anybody he had no friends except for his two cronies who also were just as you know just as weird as he was i wonder what they're up to now hope they're doing well and didn't turn out like that guy comment on my hometown's facebook page this is in response to a post about nuttily woman accidentally walking into the wrong house scary hopefully they can find out who this is and talk to them hey sorry for the language she's gonna screw around and come into the wrong house someone i don't know steps foot inside my house and you won't be reading about it on facebook you'll be reading an obituary it's an old woman who walked in on accident ooh a killer kinky i'm sorry what kinky no clinky put him in the clink throw away the key eat the key like germa did same with me only those with a death wish would dare to go up against me i have bigger balls than most men who know how to handle myself in a fight even my husband's been put on his arse what do you have sparring i'm not gonna mess with you black friday is your day and you're gonna get that tv or else you'll kill me oh i hate this optical illusion oh where's this guy looking front or side uh it gives you a heating jeebies well he better be looking both ways when my fist is swinging wait why how your fists do that if you ever ask to speak to the manager and this guy walks out just say thank you and leave i saw that i'm going to show them why i don't piss off your best customer who also happens to be a psychopath and will cry and laugh at the same time was beating the crap outta here and stick your head in the deep fat fryer that doesn't look like a part of their delicious special screw this mask and the [ __ ] suckers that require it but you're still wearing it i hate how weak and feeble people can be nowadays stop playing warcraft and go outside says the guy on reddit we're watching a video of a guy who's outside if only you knew my lifestyle that you would agree this guy has a different level of pathetic go outside going goose hunting today if interested in how it goes just reply thanks we could really use a friend right now she was protecting her young she was acting as intended the guy roar was so weird it made me laugh my ass off i did a better roar than him i scared the living hell out of a coyote in 2019. my roar was so deep i heard that coyote run with his balls between his legs well where else would he be i think you mean tail okay i mean naturally the balls would all right you know what all right oh tyler no i kill people i like some of them beg for their life i don't feel sad i don't feel anything in fact i don't even feel what am i touching right now the stupid things i do to protect an ex's name along with any girl i run and used to run with and if you say anything about the girl i'm dating kiss your ass goodbye i've gotten on a total of 75 fights in the last four years i've counted because someone taught crap about people i cared for and when i lose i made sure they learned because they would be beaten just as bad as i was i just passed out first but i pick my battles i defend those who i love and care for it's that simple the things i do for love oh dude come on don't go posting your muscles and your trap muscles and your biceps all over twitter i'm a 260 pound corn fed soldier that breaks punching machines at bars for fun i'll gladly take on any 125 pounder i'll also take on a quarter pounder with cheese please a little advice you live longer not pissing me off you sound like a waste of space bruh real pussified ass dude sorry to piss you off random youtube commenter i'll be sure to keep myself in check anyone else rip their mask off when they get into the car like you just finished a disappointing surgery on grey's anatomy wait you wait until you get into the car i'm taking that thing off when i step outside half because i'm hoping some douchebag says something and i can unleash a year's worth of rage and also i'm just sopping and sweat so much sweat in that mask i'm drowning in here must be all that rage pent up making me sweat that's why i carry my piece everywhere i go i got my ccw so in case you want to screw with me say hello to my little friend i knew i learned that from a movie oh scary i'm so scared oh ah ah scary spooky so i walked into a store and the lady was like you can't come in without a mask blah blah blah while she sat with her arm propped up on a box of masks i asked if i could have one and she looked at me like okay i'll take my chances of security yeah have fun getting escorted out idiot [ __ ] loser idiot ah another sheep too many of you on reddit these days not to brag or anything but 2020 was a great year for me made more cash cash cash than you could ever imagine had sex three times a week and didn't wear a mask once i wonder why cause i'm an [ __ ] he's got 59 downvotes no one likes them and one a wholesome seal a smoke detector that stops beeping if you say no please has been a misunderstanding i have wonderful news there are already smoke detectors that can tell when you're screwed up and burnt your beans and when there's an actual fire no ads so do some research i have wonderful news too i'm gonna kick your ass buddy oh well i love it even funnier if it weren't literally impossible i'm sorry i'm a professional fighter and i teach actors how ancients fought with primitive weapons love you all snarky he's really snarky mf thinking you snitch on me you funny asl i'll find you trust me you best hide while you can you ain't saved nowhere i'm coming for your ass now i'm so scared i'm terrified shiver me timbers my personal experience with someone bothers you like this is to strangle them with a guitar string after you're strangled for about 40 seconds they'll stop bothering you or anyone else oh hey thanks for the tip i'll make sure i do the same thing next time weirdo i love when people try me i just love it i just love it listen i have years worth of pent-up anger and i will unleash it and ruin you with z-e-r-o hesitation oh he's saying zero stupid try me smile okay these are the people that say try me then flinch when you fake a punch they get the two for flinching if i ever see you or your father walking down new york city street you're getting knocked out what do you do you didn't do anything you're just a guy there is no greater example of beta behavior in modern culture than the promotion of vaccines literally all diseases are crushed when you're sub 20 body fat no no that's too hard give me a get out of jail free card let me keep my trash habits okay weakling hey listen when i'm in the cold i don't got to wear a jacket because of my body fat loser idiot [ __ ] you and your otter body first of all you don't need anything second of all the answer is neither i do not support or condone and third who the hell do you think you are talking to you're a freaking civilian peon nobody you think you can tell people how to freaking answer the stupid stuff you say i'm a marine who's worked over three different security duties and worked as a bouncer for over nine years for fun people are lucky i'm less violent my age entitled weak asses lymphal thanks man thanks for your non-violence i tend to carry a concealed weapon yes i have a permit a random unexpected slap at my switch or anything really while i'm playing at i could see myself interpreting that as a physical attack slash threat and it could go very bad very fast i just could see myself engrossed in animal crossing unaware of my surroundings than that slap happening taking me completely by surprise i don't mean to be i don't mean this to be r slash i'm very badass material more as a comment on just how risky invading someone's personal space like that can be please don't downvote me i'm not very badass please stop but they downvoted him anyway call me a snowflake kid i'll break the teeth out of your mouth glued them to your [ __ ] huh this is a very creative insult i'll break the teeth out of your mouth glue them to your [ __ ] cut your dick off cook it and feed it to your [ __ ] you want to be goofy i think you beat me there chief and joke about things that are not a joke around with the be my guest remember you only sent an example why you're a waste of air there's one ha ha react i agree this was very funny too raw for peace with society still too much love to be gangsta i created a paradise back home out here i feel like some lone wolf living among sheep you try your best but you can't help but bite some of them where am i wolves at hashtag hashtag can we get now woo for this guy gender male wink bat eggplant status single black card broken heart chain vile looks straight hunted i would have never have guessed with your marceline profile picture age 14 sweaty face cobweb owns vape you guys feel that that was straight intimidation owns a vape and an anime weeb [Laughter] just gets worse as it goes on drinking alcohol to numb out pain that has a 401k just figured that'd be in there too won't c40 wait huh i don't think the crazy face goes with that won't c40 sign a fancy m all right i guess the h the h is less counting up more counting down if you're not going to see 40. and that's gonna do it for our slash i am very badass and i hope you enjoyed it if you did be sure to leave a like down below and subscribe for more videos just like this one and hey if you want to hear more of me your good old friend damien lee so go ahead and head on over to our new channel daily and give it a subscribe until next time i'll be seeing you

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Length: 18min 6sec (1086 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2021