r/Softwaregore | damien... HELP? feat. @DeeLee

uh windows okay yeah me too windows [Music] what's going on guys and welcome back to mk it's me again your friend damian you might be wondering holy sh it's him [ __ ] god call the president i i snuck in through the back they don't know i'm here shh don't don't tell him i got in again i'm back on here to tell you guys to check out dealy we're posting daily daily daily it features me your favorite big boy big baritone boy and if you want to check it out the link is in the description and the pinned comment but i didn't come on here just to plug that channel we got some software gore to go through let's look at some memes enter your product key okay i can do that oh sorry it looks like this product key applies to microsoft office not microsoft office didn't realize that those are two different products with the same name microsoft all over the bottom we'll think you love it i wish i could i wish i could love it but you won't let me oh this is some og software gore a wild missingno the thing with kanto though is kanto you kind of had to embrace like the glitches and stuff that's how you had to get through that entire region so i can't even blame people for abusing things with glitches and that and that entire pokemon generation it was part of the play style nah this was the original software gore try getting through this level pacman ohio will be eliminated well it was about time okay i asked my phone how it was doing and that's what happened you know what i'm glad my phone's doing okay i'd be a little upset if it wasn't wanna know what's plugging my phone confirm order here i don't think it's ready for my order i'm not sure i'm not sure if it's ready your score 254.23 percent that's 1500 points the passing score was only 80 at 472 points so i would say you passed congratulations i mean i know i did well but i did well above the the average i did well above passing do i get my pharmacy degree now my my uh hipaa certification or are you gonna not give me that because i didn't get an even percentage i'm a little stuck on that 254.23 but it's an even 1500 points such a strange grading system try to turn my pc on but my pc ran i don't know where i went i am about to catch up with it either listen i feed my computer it knows where the food is it'll come back file access denied you need permission to perform this action what was i trying to do it's just an image was i trying to delete it was i trying to set it as a background it looks like it's the default background what was i trying to do the quiz is complete the jung personality tests 60 questions classify you as a catastrophic failure oh wow these things really are accurate peter griffin peeking into the fourth dimension to tell stupid meg to shut up i'm agreeing with the guy down here that he feels like this could just this could almost be an actual frame from an episode a little cutaway where peter griffin breaks breaks reality in the family game universe they say shut up meg and then he closes reality's gate app store i am angry so can i download the game or not i think i'm connected to speed tests australian server means 71 ping that's that's that's i why can't i do the whistle 71 ping oh that's rough but yeah i know your download looking pretty weird bud just just tilt your monitor it's okay oh my favorite kinds of pixels 359 479 719 and of course high definition 1079p my fortnite username is damian on 1079p ah yes finally a plane worth my a plane worth its size no i don't even have to wait that long this plane's international what's the weather today looks pleasant outside it is negative 999 degrees fahrenheit on sunday oh it's got a high of 41 and a low of 24 as well so you tell me i gotta wear a jacket outside [Laughter] it's a little chilly police robot told women to go away after she tried to report crime then sang a song listen it's done enough protecting it's time to serve serve me a song now playing system preferences that was the song it was singing failed to print document printing is not supported on this printer oh so it's just a big old wait what's this houston printing's not supported on the printer it's that's its basic function what do i do with it what do i do with it just an expensive paperweight at this point ah i see that's what it means when it's not supporting printing my printer crashed it's giving me all these images i just gotta refresh my printer that's okay my public transport app recommended to drive through five different countries to get from the red to the turquoise destination you know just see the sights you know what's going on around them there's no commentary i could possibly make for this there's no joke i could say that would make this funny this is just a bunch of question marks the app store doesn't even know what it's trying to tell me it's thinking about what it wants to say and so it's all question marks when remote desktop decides your resolution is 7x7 pixels go ahead play this is this is this is intentional now this is good design welcome to modern warfare well thank you me and my low poly doggies will win this game don't even worry about it government types republic common estate socialist state ah was there some kind of world revolution that just happened in between the time that i went to bed and woke up seems like a lot seems like a lot of new communist states oh sweet that is a wide-ass monitor that's a that's a wide monitor then one little vertical monitor in between go ahead and just go and just x out of the rockstar launcher just wants to take up all that space for no good reason ah yes the rubrics cube working as intended thanks to daylight savings time ending i finished a test in negative 55 minutes but i got a 10 out of 10. i'm just that good of a student dear god sweet christ the rideable cyclone and i ain't talking about the t-pain song oh this looks weird this is why windows 95 is obsolete i'm guessing it's 95 just based on the ui the last seven days i've used my settings the most clunking in 107 hours what can i say i like tinkling around my settings so my ipod does this genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses because it's pretty sure i won't notice [Laughter] needless to say i noticed i don't think chica made that song the shakespeare record of the day an ssl era has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made that's why he wrote hamlet shrug no results for sure hey what's that what's that then what do you call that emote five programs don't need to close security essentials win temp hard drive canceling and waiting for oh i see so the waiting for shutdowns preventing windows from shutting down just do it anyway just just close it anyway you can do that right now if you cancel this concoction of programs it's going to break your pc i see spongebob squarepants a stripper pole leads to sexy fun for a horny housewife damn nickelodeon really been getting out there with their episode plots couple of you know what you'd expect for the size of certain apps 502 megabytes for whatsapp 432 for snapchat uh negative 873 million fifty eight thousand three hundred and four bytes it's all that music on spotify it's indexing all of it [Laughter] oh i've made it on to the sub i made it onto the suffer subway right in front of the exit now that's a weird way to tell me have a nice day you have suits or mods available for purchase do i because it looks like my suit's on the ground how am i slinging web what is the cost of a train ticket from sydney to brisbane well that's about 28.8 quadrillion kilometer us dollar square didn't know i could measure us dollars in kilometers but thank you for telling me oh you're talking about the train like the movie no you idiot zero people like you well that's no surprise to us what what do you mean what did i why did i buy tinder gold just to be roasted help our train at home is making nine quintillion stops i hope you hope you have food on that train it's gonna be a long ride turn it in mark the first word of this sentence is plagiarism ah yes the the most plagiarized word in educational history or scholarly history i don't know the term i didn't go to school i was taught by sticks and rocks outside should get me into the man i am today hey i think my uber driver is in trouble he's off the coast of corolla hey you good hi oddway am lost how did this happen dinesh how is your honda crv off the coast of corolla are you still in route you've unlocked 57 out of 100 achievements that's 56 of the way there no it's not so fix it fix it how old are you 21. ah sorry user already exists you can be 22 verizon 360 live from verizon's youtube channel number one on trending but sorry uh this video contains content from verizon who's blocked it on copyright grounds how do you copyright your own video phone or not windows is still windows and it failed to start so i don't know if you don't want to re-restart your phone you're kind of stuck here it doesn't got no mouse on your phone choose how you want to appear on xbox live you could have the xbox avatar ascending to another plane or the xbox original avatar just for the sake of not having nightmares i think i'll take the original avatar he seems like he's pretty collected uninstall harmful app youtube can damage your device no youtube can't hurt me unless of course i'm watching five nights at freddy's videos get a pants off of me hello how's how's a silly little video app gonna hurt me i want you to watch a couple scary cat videos i guess and looks like we're out of time for our slash software gore look guys i gotta get out of here and make some more memes over on daily but be sure to check out that channel in the description and comment down below and a big thank you to the mk team for letting me come back on here to tell you guys where i'm at now if you like today's video be sure to leave a like and subscribe to mk i appreciate all the support and until next time my name is damian and i'll be seeing you

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Length: 9min 53sec (593 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 24 2021