r/Iamverybadass | Don't make me mad kitten

stop pissing me off i can play god and cut off your oxygen huh [Music] hey what's up everybody welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash i am very badass now personally this has got to be my favorite sub of all time it's just good fun kill enough i bet they stop trying not me mate i live in america and live in a reality not a scared society fact storm my house and you'll get shot go live or go live i don't know the amount of self-defense folks out there that are just really hoping to get to kill someone has always been staggering i'm not scared of the cartels i laugh at them in the face my older brother is a retired seal my dad is a retired marine i'm in the army all armed yeah you're not scared of the cartel for sure whatever i am not cute i am fierce fiery and fearless i'll burn your house down and you won't even try to stop me what why wouldn't i try to stop right there criminal i would have jumped right on the crocodile's head if it were my dog nobody and nothing will mess with my dog i black out and go into demon mode i'm sure you do sweetie i get an email like this almost every week here's an email i recently received i work out every day and i get straight a's in school my fear about basic training isn't about my capabilities to fail my fear is that i will get booted for being too tough if the drill sergeants try to boss me around i fear my subconscious fighting skills in karate i'm a black belt will take over and i will strive and injure a drill sergeant how can i control the fighting force that has been instilled within me since i have straight a's i'm already a fighting force can i get a waiver from my recruiter so i don't have to attend basic training wow um okay no this is not a joke this is an actual email that i had to read and respond to my response is below name withheld to preserve anonymity dear x you can't get a waiver for being such an awesome person the fact that you would ask that question shows you have no idea what you're getting yourself into you will get yelled at by your drill sergeants and judging by your personality probably many times a day not only will you not strike them you will probably pee your pants the first time you get yelled at my advice to you is not to be overconfident your ego might be your worst enemy best of luck can you imagine unironically sending that email to somebody before you're due to start basic training really you're gonna get made fun of forever man if you don't wear your mask after march 10th don't talk to me lol i never wear a mask coved hospitalization guess what i don't fear a little lung virus i fear fascism i will never wear a face diaper and then everybody clapped how you got so far i watched a lot of horror movies when i was a kid so stuff like demons gangsters guns anything that makes people scare i'm immune to dad well i'm not you must be scared of something girls perhaps if i was scared of chicks i wouldn't have 200 freaking chicks on my phone i'm not scared of girls i'm just smart of how i approach girls there's a difference so ending up being an apple exactly [Laughter] the best part is these people type and speak like they're 9 years old me watch training day me no longer scared of gang violence these kids in stevens green called us racial slurs surrounded and threatened us with their weapons which were bicycle scraps i'd give them one glare and they would run i wanted to see the replies before anybody asks nothing has been stolen bomb squad blanked the area anybody know what's been going on i've been told it's a hand grenade been there done that so i'm not concerned really if it really was a hand grenade you're not tough by pretending you're not concerned about it they're a little bit dangerous dip [ __ ] i'm pretty quirky oh god that's a good line to start with i don't watch anything that doesn't teach me something i enjoy combat i've been in hundreds of fights now and the thrill doesn't wear off i'm an amateur archaeologist the thing that i'm most passionate about is the period before we invented writing by the way no one has ever hit me in the face because my head isn't where my opponent expects it to be i love combat because i don't lose aside from kim she hit me in the face once oh we're backpedaling already i hit her in the ribs by reflex and she folded up on the floor that was the first and last time i ever hit a woman largely because i thought i had killed her the strength disparity between the sexes is not to be ignored by men wow for some reason when i was 16 i had a fight with four people they punched me in the face over and over but i didn't collapse or do anything i ended up knocking them all out but i take so many blows in the face without collapsing or anything really i think i'm made out of rock or something i never knew i could do that i'm still impressed and i'm 36 now 20 years ago you don't need to lie i'm just like her i'm blackpilled i'm misunderstood i'm a gamer i'm what they know as incel i'm kinda a big deal around the internet don't mess with me or you'll regret it you're kind of a big deal around the internet i'll deliver doordash into the projects at 10 pm on a saturday night i have no fear come at me bruh i'm italian goodfellas is accurate god what has hollywood done on a post saying katanas aren't that great oh this is gonna be good you only say that because you only see americans or non-japanese dudes wielding it and dumbly waving it i once bought four guys i have a katana they have a military knife axe metal bat and a machete imagine the ending edit sure european double-edged swords can maybe break a katana in a clash but that's not how you use a katana it's a blade that cuts the body not clashes and overpowers enemy weapons there's a katana technique called one draw sword something the idea is to draw the katana from the scabbard at the fastest time to kill or assassinate the enemy duke couldn't even remember the name it's not actually called one draw sword something is it teleports behind you sorry kid lol why you're not an evil you ain't seen the bad side of me i think i am seeing the bad side of you right now it's got tattoos on it okay get your [ __ ] brothers here lmfao i got my dad that went to jail for almost killing his friend my mom with her friend that knows how to beat ass my grandpa that has a gun also my grandmother that have two guns and my cousin that has been in a gang before and me i know how to knock someone out uppercut and use a gun and i know how to drop kick and i also have my sister that will be that special girl bye and me holy crap don't ever attack my gathering troops why not attack my turf i messaged your leader as a warning what does that even mean you think my current alliance leader is my daddy i'll burn everyone in your clan toot your horses kid no kid here oh no i can't mute people in real life just break their jaw it's easy i've done it before i can't deafen people in real life just scream into their ears i can't kick people in real life just use your foot i can't ban people in real life just kill them i know from experience even without a gun alaska's representative young tells congressional committee his hands can kill that guy man the only thing that guy could kill is a freaking maple bar get me the hell out of here i was 17 and an owner of brass knuckles this happened to me trying to buy booze it didn't go well for the guy trying to rip me off not bragging just saying probably not a good idea my name is landon i don't give a rat's ass who you are what you're talking about or anything about you but you trying to have a good talk in snapchat is completely fine with that but don't be a boring ass jesus christ who wrote this a cat all right what are his uh likes here wrestling system of a down rick and morty lucifer and grand theft auto 5. you're complaining about the potential women that could be boring ass and you're leaving that list of likes and hobbies and [ __ ] dude not like rick and morty and grand theft auto you know maybe some wrestling god the rock is the greatest actor of our generation lisbon do me closely never run away like that again i am to be respected i am the predator and you are my my what i will catch you okay screw my anger people screwing me over that was first hit lmao how big is your fist then you freaking child hey hey you like trump he's the godfather you worship him no he's in the mafia i'm in his mafia that's just sad and we will kill jill biden good luck with that luck we don't need any luck oh bye i call this look i could destroy every man in this city with my bare hands and still look perfect doing it okay honey not literal mommy gf i am so not reading any of that i want to be someone's mommy gf so badly but then i remember i probably stabbed the living crap out of my partners for no reason so like never mind y'all why are you saying y'all quit talking to us we weren't talking to you nobody asked you anything your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 minutes away you're driving to rescue her it's a warm night and your windows are down do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no no stealth is an optimal requirement nothing or no one should see or hear me coming only the carnage left behind will be audible and visible jesus christ the capital letters in that are just awful i didn't before i don't now and i sure as freaking hell will forever continue to never give a crap about your feelings hey snowflakes feeling butthurt today good for me your torture is my entertainment don't dish if you can't receive and don't bark if you can't bite you know what just don't open your freaking mouth period unless it's to my face show some guts and balls maybe you'll get some respect after i'm done knocking your worthless ass out into a permanent vegetative comatose state someone went to thesaurus.com what was the point of this scene i've never seen the movie see the movie i actually own a multi-million dollar company so i don't have time to waste two hours to watch a movie sorry buddy wow that's the saddest [ __ ] i've ever seen there are several people walking amongst me that are only alive because i'm deathly afraid of prison true story wow someone's afraid of poison little baby gonna cry call me a [ __ ] and i'll make you cry dude you got a paper cut on your knuckle why are you posting stuff like this but if that was my truck they wouldn't be fixing it or i would drive it right through their plan good one second dude low key hidden ankle sprain i sprained my ankle in a similar way when round house kicking a gangster that had disrespected my girl these people unironically say this crap any son of a that sells my wife a new filter will be beaten senseless thanks permanent air filter what no no no i bought lifetime oil i should never have to change it everyone at my school hates me but it's because i'm the alpha wolf and they're just little sheep that i can eat up in one second oh can you i'd like to watch that happen no i want to see it happen dude if you're so awesome i want to see you eat up the little sheep come on let's do it shut before you get slapped little child what the [ __ ] bro through a screen i swear i wish i could see y'all in real life i live in cali drop your addy or where we should meet and i'll show you the difference between a man and a woman and i'll pull up with a gun for safety though i just want to be safe i play cod on a broken controller on my jump shot crazy i could probably smoke everyone here in the game though right being a lone wolf ain't so bad anybody get too close just snarl at them it does wonders screw social distancing but you want to snarl at people so they they move away from you i'm confused i'm sorry do you want to give me a big kiss you want you wanna give me a big kiss you could snarl at me make me run away you wanna you wanna kiss walks and dispensers cashier excuse me but can you pull your mask up reaches up to realize that my mask is already covering my mouth and nose i don't think i can but it's okay because screw you and screw this place too pivot's an exit store lucky i didn't spit on the floor wow it's the least believable situation here who the hell walks into spencer's don't make me mad kid no no no no no no no this one isn't real i'm sorry masks and locks downs have been proven by science to work no discussion otherwise none i see these redneck texts as morons doing this denying science and it makes my blood boil i wish i just wish i was there oh yeah trust me those hillbilly science deniers would be wishing their backward state was frozen again and they were trapped indoors where they belong anyway one look at me and my rage and they would regret their idiocy i am not someone to mess with trust me they just sent me a letter i don't take threats lightly i will find you you safe praying for you and your family's safety i learned about operation talent today it made me cry because i thought we were done with this what the [ __ ] are you talking about you don't know me but i highly advise you to read this thoroughly in its entirety you are to cease any and all communication with blank effective immediately you are not to contact her for any reason whatsoever you are not to answer her calls texts etc is that understood it is not in your best interest to ignore me i have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me you will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully i have a tour browser plenty of disposable income and all the free time in the world kiddo do not test me it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear this is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room never let it be said that i'm not fair you had your chance kiddo but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous mornings and you'll soon learn the lengths i'm willing to go for my soulmate expect company boy guess who's trying to live life right but will knock every single tooth out of your chest mouth if you step out of pocket why am i in a pocket dude i'm like six foot three i can't fit in a pocket you gonna run over a hundred plus bikes and dodge a thousand plus rounds of lead we got a superhero here as somebody who's part of this life you won't do crap you'll sit in your car and you will wait the cops can't help you the cops fear us so sit down keyboard warrior and mumble into the void or you could be the next victim please tell me this is a troll otherwise i'm screenshotting this to look at when i'm feeling down knowing i'll never be as cringy and pathetic as you anyone want to ask something i'll answer which of the seven deadly sins do you vibe with the most the obvious answer would be gluttony because i love food but i don't do things in excess wrath is the real answer and though i hide it well wrath is constantly present look good for you you sound like a happy man or woman or whatever the [ __ ] and on that glorious note ladies and gentlemen we've come to the end of another video but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art shall we fan art of robin with a reddit stand how absolutely adorable look at me i'm more fit as a bird than i am as a human always remember folks if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous today why not consider taking a look at my links in the description down below and until next time i'll catch you later

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Id: cHmOvQe2Bfo

Length: 16min 11sec (971 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 05 2021