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police notice undercover police operation is in progress so be on your best behavior what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash facepalm Canada has officially ranked as I guess one of the best for world's best quality of life congratulations proud Canadian here but that's not Canada's flag mmm just not the best that's not it's not the flag buddy crying this was hilarious of start to finish hey listen I hope kids don't watch because definitely not kid-friendly you know I hope kids don't want it it's definitely not kid-friendly that's not a kids movie at all don't even think adults should be watching it either a lot of swelling and a lot of sex talk way too much profanity two stars hey but it's r-rated chief its r-rated Christmas stuff is already out on target Epstein didn't kill himself I want you remember that once you remember that hey why isn't it in alphabetical order is that what you're focused on okay chief plants 20 million trees trees doesn't have leaves don't trees as plural leaves you're welcome you're still selling it Davey a wrong number buddy on $1 I don't know what you're talking about are they $50 this is literally the wrong person stop wasting my time then bozo does anyone have a membership that similar to Netflix but for bucks yeah it's the library Kelsey Kelsey that's the library good her library Kelsey read a book my sister-in-law died in a fire her Bible was beside her bed understand not a burn mark on the Bible awesome miracle from God but definitely she died miracle from God I said your review is one star this game is extremely unbalanced on mission 56 the truck gets destroyed so fast it's ridiculous once talk thanks for your feedback can you please tell so much exactly mission did you stuck where KOCO games hi my name is muffin that's my nickname we're sorry here Pokemon go that name contains an appropriate text change it now a message from David yak's it's a whole conversation send me a selfie you holding up three fingers so I know it's not submarine a person trying to scam me look this is real and legitimate forcing you with this send the selfie then a minute all right perfect where are you David what is all around you bill oh you bro where are you where that water marks all over your face girl tries to pour acid on our exes face wind blows it on hers instead that's what you get for trying to be a terrible mean person honestly that's karma work I love this I love this timeline you're an idiot you're just dumb why would you that's you're just stupid you're a [ __ ] you have no brain cells they all died one by one slowly it's a surprise party for my mother and we live together so please can you make the box that look obvious it's party supplies Thanks here's a video as needed positive a to make notes about what impresses you about ideas you might want to talk about later here's the catch that's a printed piece of paper that's that's that's the whole video hi help me I help you today I donate PayPal help I'm from Amazon and my name is payout may I know your issue please oh I'm so sorry I misread it no it's okay we're just gonna charge you now the pictures I take it my husband versus the pixi takes of me you're supposed to angle it chief our world is the greatest planet on earth it's the only one on earth actually I've seen this image before I don't know why this it makes me so upset but it's it's literally it doesn't matter if trash paper cans others all goes into the same bag there's no actual oh I don't like that we had non-stop shank here Oh George saves engine pop George George that is not what you do when you rescue a pup flat earthers ancient religions say that the earth is flat they didn't have no MF technology how are they supposed to know we have MF technology knit can't show the Earth from space but we have multiple times my friend your language is disgusting Philly D Philip DeFranco my six-year-old heard you say the f word five times in 40 seconds you're a respectable adult who youth look up to I'm disgusted with you my son wanted this haircut like yours I mean my recommendation is your six-year-old probably shouldn't be watching my show in the first place love you Phil Edie I love that guy I want as a what does he sell the hair the hair stuff I want that is that stock again I want one I have now received my six pound for joining it revolta via a referral code Rita will help you now hey this article might help I've done it it's not resolved create no not great good I could help I've been coming more intelligent all the time have a great day but you didn't like nothing actually bruh hey bro what her insta she got a man bro nevermind dude no she don't know who Rome in 1212 bro I'm just trying to know geez I need no proof for [ __ ] it's sad that you don't understand that facts where I'm going out need facts all I need are opinions seven signs you may have high-functioning depression number five sadness and the saddest things looking fun or eating ice cream wearing hats playing with rackets and friendship throughout the same the expression remains just heard in a Shoppers Drug Mart I haven't got my period yet and the boyfriend literally responded with hey don't forget we lost an hour this week okay alright we've lost an hour group of deaf mute friends stabbed at barf - thug mistake sign language for gang signs that's sad oh man what the hell that sucks I'm so sorry it was a group of them - a group of deaf mute friends hey look a Holy Bible signed copy by none other than Jesus Christ himself how'd you get his signature dude rome wasn't real yes it is yeah there's some area in Italy called Rome now but the Roman Empire is a myth just like Zeus enslave Zeus I understand slavery was a very real thing chief snakes most likely evolved from spaghetti just want you guys to know that hey whoever posted that no there are two very different organisms one's not even alive it's a dead plant it is pasta it is wheat it is wheat converted into pasta you're standing right in front of the best example in the whole world that proves that walls don't work at the Berlin Wall last week walls work you need a history lesson walls don't work unsubscribe no we didn't say yes this actually happened to me in a group interview with all adults they asked us what three things we would take to the moon essentials already provided I answered phone headphones and solar charger for my music and battery life someone asked why is solar charger when you don't get sunlight on the moon my reaction what people are dumb man it's just what you gotta realize people are dumb stupid idiots that don't think with their brains their brain pieces just stop working man drives them supervised to own driving tests then fails it and is arrested promptly hey well Hemans have a specific noise that means there are bees here let's leave immediately why are elephant's more advanced than us we do have a specific noise it sounds like this there are bees here let's leave immediately you weren't idiot Kim barely I can barely stand you this chicken won't cook oh my god oh my god I burned the crap out of it because I had the thermometer on Celsius of that realizing it imagine a country where the president is fine to two million dollars for stealing from charity and nobody cares you live there right we don't care America Trump 2020 America I think that is something you should actually care about the chief does it bother anyone else that infinity war establishes that dr. strange has access to magic that can sever hands with portals and never does it despite the fact that the main threat of the movie is literally about the villains hand they needed a plot baby they needed a plot is my man's driving without the steering yeah what do you think was gonna happen you took the steering wheel off what did you think was going to happen I love Wade get all these for one one year oh really all of these cats my favorite this is a win hello from Amazon we are writing to let you know that the following detailed pages have been removed for our catalog Super Mario maker Nintendo Wii U the item has been identified as an explosive firearm target for Amazon policy the listing and Silve explicit firearm targets is prohibited that's a video game though I honestly have no idea what my mother has done this you could have just switched the but okay you know I don't know why your mom did that either she seems kind of dumb today another 80 it wasn't made in my hospital with an object up his butt yet again the excuse went along the lines of a trip that fell on it please tell me you can accidentally trip anus first onto the end of a cucumber which just so happens havoc on the Manas FML Texas sheriff blasts immigrant drunks then son is busted for public intoxication he looks like the he looks like he gets drunk on the job anyway with this Colonel Sanders mustache hey thanks know avocado I'm allergic you know it's all that then looks like it's a whole avocado help found this doggy on my way home tonight just running around and field behind my house she doesn't have any tags so please help me find her home it's a little hard to get her in my car she only beat me once but she was calm down now please Sharon we can find the owner a chief on a dog chief no this is a kidnapping in the works my Pakistan should be on every solo female traveler is bucket-list kidnapping a woman donated her kidney to save the life of her boss who then fired her when she took too long to recover what a jerk holy crap thanks for saving me all right see you later my mom accidentally put my toy penguin through the wash and tried to replace it's missing feathers with the lint from the dryer I noticed I'm so sorry I lost my phone I have your phone but you got it but it's a text from the okay four night blackout Elon Musk hints he is responsible with cryptic tweet Elon Musk is retweeted a news article from 2018 which claims but he bought and deleted fortnight and that's article where they all right it's just a meme you idiot you fool you goddamn [ __ ] ug dang fool 21 facts the evolutionists can't answer if the world is millions of years old why is it only 2008 a white cat breeds we got the Russian white goat in there too that's a cat breed as far as I'm concerned baby so I work in the drive-thru at a restaurant called Culver's hey today someone pulled up to the speaker and I gave her my usual friendly greeting and I said what you'd like to have and she began placing her order nothing fancy just a regular combo meal so I tell her to the total and she responds in a confused voice wait this costs money which I respond that yes it does in fact cost money she seems extremely shocked by this concept and then replies oh well never mind then and drives off she does the same at gas stations oh it costs money to pump my gas alright see you later I get by by bike by the way cuz a cars cost money hey where the hell is there a zero birthday candle it's not like you turn zeros all the idiot yeah but you can't turn ten and twenty I think the Spooky's thing that happened last night war on Isis and Terry Crews rudely said no when I asked for a picture nah the scariest thing I saw was you rudely pushing through my kids like a zombie to ask for one get called out idiot MSRP $70 but you get it for the low low price at $69.99 penny off take it or leave it earpods carrying strands $60 he'll never lose a single air pot again with his handy Wolford strap you can wear on his neck that keeps both buds secure so headphones okay okay anybody want to tell me what my girl told me her car is dead out front of Louise and I spend the next 30 minutes trying to find some place called Louise intelli they sent me a pic of the store she sent me this Lowe's at the dinner table my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend shirt looked like after we all said grace you're home and he said now tell him what color you think it is and he just quietly replied dark wine oh that's sad hey look you can give this 400 soon and dollars normally but we have a sale for a hundred and twenty nine eight wait wait wait don't peel but don't belittle sticker now he saw it's normally 1:29 this 15 year old wept as her parents told her their insurance company met her for a minimally invasive brain surgery that could end her seizures oh but then a Children's Hospital jumps into action to help save his seven-year-old self on a shelf after was attacked by her dog so that's what we're funding the hospitals for gotcha maybe Christmas he thought doesn't come from a store maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more buy it from the store and then it means nothing the United Nations own logo features a hash tank flat earth even the globalists don't believe in globes good morning everyone that's not what it meant no use arguing with stupid people cuz they won't get much to talk about this is dumb but also kind of funny because he's got a manual he's got a stick shift alright main man dies after being shot by his own booby trap police eventually determined that Ronald of Seir 65 was shot by a homing device fitted to his front door sometimes playing jigsaw ends poorly buddy and thank you for watching our slash facepalm if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to catch more of me you can find me at twitch.tv slash Damion Lee live in as always I'll be seeing you you

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Length: 13min 14sec (794 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 10 2020