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blind people will be so happy when they see these new emojis yes visible confusion indeed unless you're blind oh hey everybody welcome back to m'kay my name is Jack if you're not wearing any headphones right now then go grab some headphones seriously I'm sure not everyone wants to be I'm going to listen to this video out loud right now and you better not have just skip 10 seconds ahead to skip me saying all this stuff that's very rude alright let's get on to the face palming you may like why the 57 Ford t-bird is not one of the best that's okay I'm pretty sure at 50 year old car isn't up to today's safety standards anyway cat I don't think you can exactly gauge just how important this game is for us all right just don't find a jar to go roll into also what the hell's right up is that even a word are you cheating no I looked it up it is to read the definition one that rates specifically a person who estimate or determines a rating still going to rate this image a 1 because you made me learn things improve your mind read my books you'll be glad you did the author wait you don't even want to actually write your name you just want to save the author ok that shows a lot of confidence also by the way you've written this does your book own the name or like why do you have an apostrophe there that doesn't make sense or alternatively they just want you to read their books because having separate fonts isn't confusing at all yeah no that's fine use your bike lock to lock your bike in through my wheels is water edible if you freeze it yes nut never underestimate teachers so kids not all over your school who approve this the game isn't in Wisconsin it's 70 miles from Milwaukee and a quick google reveals that is literally the distance to Wisconsin the jacket could be going in the other direction yeah into the ocean I know my geology I looked up on Google Maps the fourth of July on the 16th or the 15th five people like this they like you for your your personality your text post optional your post body must contain text here we have a presentation by Microsoft oh then not even using their own computer system is Pink Panther a lion say that again but slower I don't get it he's the Pink Panther okay but is he a lion now I know why your name starts with B because you are breaking me oh my god forget KitKat's this is the new thing that you just cut wrong want to cause a terror attack do the set of hips to cafe actually I'm taking thought they'd probably endorse us because no one else does this it's so unique and different I'm the smart girl that doesn't flex it whoa my class says I should replace the teacher but I keep it low-key so that I don't have to hmm yes here you are flexing curious indeed it's funny they call them unidentified flying objects I could identify them right away does it UFOs today we ate medium red chicken breasts what no no no no no no no no if steak can be eaten half maid why not do the same with chicken no bloody chicken meet my kids for in six years old but eating like crazy that is going to kill them I think what is it like salmonella poisoning steam not meant to eat chicken raw 365-day penny challenged penny a day for one year at end of year six hundred sixty seven point nine five what what currency exchange rate is this based on I don't trust men who eat breakfast female trait yes the true way to show that you a man is to be afraid of and hate things that women might do often the NFL's been around longer than I was government we've had forty eight Super Bowls and only forty four presidents I didn't know that coming through the computer screen fun fact blueberries are the only fruit named after a color star fruit so close that is a shape like a kindergarten school teacher I had a relationship with an alien that the immigrants stopped using them in that terminology even in all seriousness though isn't this against the law like you know coitus with animals though are aliens even technically animals hmm why couldn't the Greeks philosophy on that sort of stuff huh most misspelled English word showing results for most misspelled English word search instead for most misspelled English word they called it an Xbox 360 because when people look at it they turn 360 degrees and walk away that is the the same direction they'd be looking in the same direction hi why do you cut fish people where are you fork you realize that's the flag of Liberia right whoopsie Lady Gaga and ariana grande teamed up for rain on me an upbeat dance track where each singer takes a turn with a verse they also sing together on some of the choruses this is called a duet they've been happening for many many years now actually Oh USA Today buddy that is oh that is real sad what is my screen time the current poll you missed 38% no no what God why does the loss of signal always happen at the precise moment of landing to clarify this about SpaceX and the whole Bly feat always kind of being all shaky you're cutting out whatever their thing lands because the engine exhaust shakes the boat a lot at the moment of landing space travel is false they never leave God's earth the famine that prevents space travel product of Spain oh you're a bit too far to the right there buddy that's the wrong country so a kid is beat her never of being born is that what you're saying is English your first language yes yeah we're done here okay bye do mass do mass oh the confidence is just beautiful parents say giant it's chapter 2 billboards are scaring kids good attempting to laugh like it I'm so original haha Ellie and Joel's story continues in the Last of Us part to watch the intense new story trailer you actually don't okay we don't want you to see it it's oh the irony I feel sorry for the guy locked in the blue burrito I'm claustrophobic and this made me shiver so much it's not a claustrophobia thing it's part of your instinct your freedom to defend yourself to act in a fight-or-flight response this person is claustrophobic you fricking idiot can't you read I love that as reasoning for saying it's not closed forever is by defining what claustrophobia is it's like someone saying bro you can't not walk anymore it's just that your legs are permanently paralyzed because of your spine being severed oh thanks private class and all got nothing to worry about illiterate Regis's why can't you read think about this for a minute bud message we have just issued a new notification regarding your profile on Facebook see now on this link do it do it come on click the link Facebook that's funny I don't have a Facebook account swing-and-a-miss days in we remember all who have served hot breakfast US veterans what do you mean no we're talking about a hospitality staff move out of the way man we're now serving nor parts and services Depot okay buddy I'm sure you're insured but I think you'd still prefer to be able to walk in the next six months pet policy pets max to allowed max weight 75 pounds each one time fee $400 rent $10 comments no aggressive breads restrictions no aggressive breeds if your sourdough looks at me funny I'm kicking it out couldn't stop laughing biology exam question draw the female reproductive organ as the exam was going on a girl looked between her legs and the boy saw her and shouted sir she's cheating she's copping from the original source welcome to a world where we say things that never actually happen a winner silicon case compatible with Apple pencil silicone case case compatible with the Apple pencil one star no pencil I received the silicon cover only there was no pencil inside the silicon oh gee who saw that coming tonight at 8:20 in 20 seconds in military time it will be 20 to 20 20 in 2020 this only happens once in history you know they always say it happens once but I feel it never really only happens once people are accidentally throwing out the stimulus payments because they look like junk mail the latest round of stimulus checks was issued in the form of prepaid debit cards in play white Elle develops that don't bear any federal markings well that's smart now we can roast on this but I have been told by mates at least where I live that they actually have to do this kind of stuff regardless um otherwise they can get fine for not actually trying to strap down the stuff on the truck don't blame this guy blame bureaucrats filthy people trying to make things safer for everyone we're all in this to get her specifically her she's a monster my friend you're not Asian you're Indian India officially the Republic of India is a country in South Asia H is the second most populous country the seventh largest country by area nobody absolutely no 100 drivers look have a small phallus the noise compensates from a lack of masks you how I tricked this YouTube video into going viral 439 kbps compared to the 1 million he's projecting here here's your you tried medal sounds about right bilingual slash trilingual culture is flexing you speak multiple languages but you sound like a 3rd grader in every single one of them ok but like they're still more fluent than you'll ever be good luck enjoying foreign countries without them around to help you should I tell my parents that I am adopted I don't fit in the family I think it's time to come clean with them one seat is marked with a cross so that people maintain social distancing people respected the role and didn't sit on the mock seat they're sharing a seat instead is drinking milk bad for you so every glass of milk we drink leeches calcium from our bones that's why medical study after medical study has found the people who consume the most cow's milk have significantly higher fracture rates than those who drink little to no milk and who's the source of this information it's P I'm not surprised that as Peter who's misinforming us yeah because it's a good spot to park there's no signs telling me not to none at all the trees cut down to open space for outdoor signs of a kid hugging a tree the terrible irony for peacemaking I'll get some $1 99 or 6 piece big nuggets for $2 this is exactly like the weirdest deal I saw back as the other day I could either get 10 nuggets for 995 or get 2 large chips and 18 nuggets for 995 and to this day I still poop uncomfortably wish shopping me fun yeah less stuffs ripoffs personal vendetta against them aside minecraftgamer 1 2 3 here 1 star terrible app customer services my account was hacked on 13th of March this year items were purchased over 100 pounds and sent to an address in Russia I live in Scotland I have sent 29 yes 29 emails to which customer services explaining this but all you get is automated replies to quite a good name it's disgusting there is no direct contact with them it has been over two months now and nothing has been done if and when this gets sorted out my account will be getting deleted permanently fret not wishes here I'm sorry about this we currently ask you email support at wish calm for further assistance oh no 25 things you missed in the guardians of the galaxy movies like the Mae thing happening at the end yeah yeah I totally missed that Screen Rant you you guys go ahead and keep desperately avoiding the reality that you're only still relevant to people because of pitch meetings BuzzFeed news in Illinois is at Illinois Illinois Illinois 'yes Illinois East man was arrested for grabbing a reporter and harassing her while she was live on air that doesn't work with me saying that in such a positive tone out of all the possible times why did you do it to someone while they are being broadcasted live you horrible person I'll do you one further why do it in the first place you horrible person tweet from Monica Crowley our tweets are always good there's nothing terrible come from Twitter at the Berlin Wall last week walls work yeah you lose the worst example free worldwide shipping with this BBQ grill mat you didn't cook the chicken on that there is obvious evidence that you did not do that this is why I put an air fryer so I never have to deal with these shortcomings ever again by using a stovetop I'm not sponsored by any air frying company but if any air frying company does wanna sponsor me please do because I love this thing and I tell everyone to buy one that's the end of today's video thank you all so much for watching as always if you enjoyed today's video give it a like help the channel out if you're new to the channel well hello there why don't you come along and subscribe do it do it right now we have new content coming out on the daily 40 SEO is getting the freshest of fresh e freshness but with that said and done my name is Jack and I'll see you guys next time

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Length: 12min 31sec (751 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 02 2020

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