r/Me_irl | memes that make you say WAAA

give them a call I've emailed be quick to call I texted them as well just cold I'll send them another email hey there welcome back to Mk my name is Jaco I'm sipping on an espresso and I've just learned that recording yourself drinking coffee sounds horrifying but enough about my bad life choices let's get on to the video I'm gonna make you mine oh my god yes I swear this girl never gets a break she just has the worst luck with men hey wanna see me do a cartwheel hey hey oops lost my hat uh-huh you're so white meanwhile in shower thoughts if you love milk chocolate but don't like dark chocolate you actually like sugar more than chocolates I absolutely vouch for this dark chocolate all the way baby if you like pickles but don't like cucumbers you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers ah ha but I like neither if you like roasted chicken but not raw chicken you actually like the heat from your oven more than chicken someone just had to go that far that does it I'm not having chicken anymore I'm just gonna sit in the heat of my oven that'll be my dinner from now on life exists Greek philosophers I couldn't find any good quotes to sing for this part wasn't icarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the Sun and freaking got rest because same I just realized my friend corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks I thought this was just a god tier poot post whoa I miss you never mind it was just a moment of weakness does your graphic really need a gradient yes no that's confusing me y'all ever open a text and think okay I'm gonna reply then I have the energy then boom it's been two weeks in you're a terrible person oh oh I am always just so procrastinated when it comes to messages it sucks how the rest of your life and career depends on your most immature years this is a very valid point all those people that day who have traumatic experiences so they've matured earlier in life ah they're so privileged they're saying there's plenty of fish in the sea only gives me till 2050 to find a girlfriend don't worry buddy by that age they'll probably be willing to settle for you anyway do you have Netflix no how do you watch movies then okay well potassium is a very nice element very reactive unlike that response you just gave Oh what's considered trashy if you're poor but classy if you're rich getting money from the government Oh kitty if that ain't the truth I don't think I'm prepared for the moment my son comes home from school with homework and has a math question and then realizes his mother is a freaking [ __ ] okay but this isn't the 90s you can Google how to do maths now just look it up online and walk through it together with your kid stop giving Jen's ed things to roast us Millennials about what does this thing mean if you crash your car you press that and it will undo the accident see the light means that it's on so you're free right now just to crash right into that poll you go ahead buddy you'll be fine don't don't do it don't do it no shame remix out now the media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner I am the copyright owner what the frick posting creative online content in a nutshell do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf girl you mean a feather it's a PNG I swear you're lying all these boys and girls I just want to be enough Oh can't wait for this to end up on 114 and this is deep parents We Need to Talk me thinks about all the wrong things I did in my life stop leaving the lights on oh yeah sure car salesman slaps ruefully mine see mine exploits custom ties okay thank you great content six-year-old nephew Uncle Mike why don't you have a wife me I'm gay what'd that mean I like men not women silence so why don't you have a husband then nephew just ain't holding back is he imagine falling in love with someone just to find out they watch Netflix with subtitles I'm convinced people who don't like subtitles can't read fast fight fight fight Keith Keith seize post that makes zero sense WTF the Frick sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons oh it's a new mean that's scary accurate drive-through will that be all me the best or that was only dumper kidding Steve would you not get Frances Count Dooku do you want anything Marines freaking massive tonight what the frig sir I think you've gone a little bananas I can't hate on this this is incredibly accurate if videogames are to blame for violence then maybe monopoly is the reason why boomers are so good at bankrupting stuff I love it a single spaghetti noodle is called a spaghetto I thought a spaghetti was a place where poor Italians lived oh come on band we're going on a world tour the world no this is a complete lie as if you go to Australia as conveniently as the other places I know this game I've been to see before six year olds when they find out about astronauts well this looks like good job for me my friends saying that I'm a great friend because I always can keep secrets to me for getting what they talked about after five minutes this is exactly what I tell my friends whenever they want to tell me a secret though just like look I'll honestly forget anyway so you go ahead I may not know much the second pattern was originally going to have wood but I decided it was better without them always wash your grapes and no I'm not just referring to your testicles and missed my chance to become spider-man and I think net CrossFit Jesus nor that is a red back spider they can technically kill you fun fact they can also crawl around under water like in pools and stuff so yes there's nowhere safe in Australia someone just air-dropped this to my phone at a red light dudes that wear face masks when they're driving that's absolute skill man able to do an upper body workout while making out with your girlfriend multi-talented that are you're into a bit of bondage maybe I don't know how I feel after making a good joke cool for a few minutes a homie a lot homie going through a lot right now scrolling all the way down comments at boobs go to comments god it can reverse back now swedge ah saying I'm sorry unnecessarily jaw yeah look this we get so much more coin no matter the size of your opponent always give it your all when you're playing a game and start skipping dialogue in cutscenes I don't know who I am I don't know why I'm here all I know is that I must kill why does he look like a mecha Donatello though seriously that is too convenient chameleons are fun because they'll grab anything you give them this has too much potential to become a cursed comments post twelve-year-old me creating the perfect family in the sims while my parents argue in the living room [Laughter] - real man - real excited expecting engaged Emily I love that she made her specifically more bolder than the others so just trying to be a bit differently what would you do in this situation what do we meant to do the first clinical trial of a male birth control gel is underway how does that even work get in the bed and get in these guts hold on baby I got to put my sunblock on first okay but since when do girls say get in my guts this is what we've come to I feel bad for class of 2020 this looks like a funeral yeah I genuinely thought this was what was about parents how kid is a teenager now I'm afraid soon he's gonna be having sex drinking and going to parties me in 20s I wish I was the monster you think I am oh joy I was so antisocial growing up in my teens my mom would try and encourage me to go out to parties at night even though I was underage just so what be sorry so when you enter an added a shop and see your salary written on a pair of shoes me talking to a girl at a pool party huh it even dries underwater y'all remember Disney XD what was that I used to think this was Disney but for people who could skateboard our inchworms cool did you mean our inchworms cool inchworms are cool but they are insects wait what would it be good against insects huh babe it's been seven minutes time for your four ads yes honey when the teacher makes you sit next to a girl and she starts crying I am aware of the effect I have on women the tears are of joy you cannot tell me otherwise when you study for an hour then reward yourself some gaming time but deep down you know you don't deserve it because you're a week behind on studying what yet when you're gaming and you keep losing or dying and it's just not a great experience for you stressed me out people when they step on their dog's tail dogs when they step on their owners balls asparagus grows like it's trying to prank some idiot into thinking this is how asparagus growers is that not how it grows oh no am I the idiot there bewell Beatrice well it's been a pleasure but before I go surprise I'm it was fear all along I don't believe I've inquired as to why SNES titles aren't available for the 3ds and the tender only sent me this image in response is too big bro they don't free it when you google a test question and the whole test comes up me poor our senior prank a whole class skip the last week of school twenty twenty seniors yeah I'll just stay home I guess I threw toilet paper around my own house is that something me pics its gab my blood cells who spent hours building it come on man the teachers copy hmm yes clear you can see what it is perfect display what'd you get black blackness all over my bed when I try to fall asleep my bed when I wake up dude for me it's the opposite when I go to bed it is like heaven on earth when I wake up I feel like I'm dead not even in my thirties my whole back just aches can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door I want to see what's going on in their washing machine open honest shows you how it's cleaning your clothes dishwasher mysterious untrustworthy keeps its cleaning method to secret what are you hiding dishwasher she's only eleven weeks old but a new puppy just learned her first trick she can pull herself fifteen times a day I regret to inform you that Pope Francis is a wee Pope Francis arrives in Japan and declares ever since I was young I have felt a fondness and affection for these lands so you're telling me that he has the power of God and anime on his side oh I see what you did there I'm not totally useless I can be used as a bad example genius recovery so Peralta three stars owner said I needed to lose some weight response from the owner fatty shook me trying to comfort someone who is crying I throw in sugar oh my god that's old I'm an idiot here let me splash some water on it oh no that was vodka oh that was vodka me when my right nostril finally clears up and I can breathe again within a few seconds later my left nostril become stuffy it's the circle of life I was broken up with over text so I photoshopped Waluigi my true love into them instead am I gonna be a better partner Wow I thought my uber app was freaking up huh well they all just racing to that single person hoping to get that pickup first like how did this happen 1999 there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together 2019 there are four websites each filled with screenshots of the other three I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact it's a screenshot of a tweet that's like the golden truth of the Internet just steal from everywhere else hey choice these is like a girl and how about I pound you like a boy that didn't come out right okay time to sleep memories my socializing attempts a classic what idiot in 2006 a coca-cola employee offered to sell coca-cola secrets to Pepsi Pepsi responded by notifying coca-cola professionals have standards freaking Food Guide Pepsi looking out for their rivals hey guys we're gonna we're gonna be rather late soon know what's going on what's going on guys absolutely agree with this look FIFA eight was the only one that tried to be different okay they wore a New York cap down dimmadome wife of Doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmer divorce the Four Horsemen of hip-hop Premal own gods say prick honestly just freak we missed a very important day yesterday what was yesterday cat raccoon birthday party I'm not missing it this year schrödinger's d-bag a guy who says offensive things and decide whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him this is basically every guy who tries to be edgy as a way to get more attention actual footage of someone shutting off their PlayStation while the savegame icon was displayed guys you gotta show your parents this stuff it's a serious issue me boy oh boy I'm thinking about buying a Facebook Google yes okay write that down write that down make some ads your password hint is you know I'm gonna go back in time and kick my own butt the patch notes are out Grimes reveals she and Elon Musk have updated their baby's name oh for goodness sake I love Yvonne's gesture here so you're probably all wondering explaining to my little cousins why they cannot play with my $2,000 game PC you simply have less value growing up with siblings be like are they completely even no never got to split this in half what would you guys do if you had to share a bed when you kick a stone on the sidewalk and then miss but you have to continue walking so long partner I forgot my scale though that is a massive rock like dude you keep your foot will be so bruised or even broken maybe walk to the hospital after that Millennials I don't understand Gen Z aesthetics Millennials in 2006 roar I'm wearing a big puffy wig and far too many priceless to the point it's like waits for my wrists yeah you don't hate mondays you hate the pain of existence why are you telling me that in such a psychedelic awesome drawing though I'm kind of confused I'm begging you please please just let me hedgehog for sale sometimes he barks but that's because he's bilingual yeah okay sure what have you been feeding your Hedgehog it's massive no tattoos Thanks my body is a temple temples tattoos everywhere this is the longest road in the world that someone can take my dad that's the path I used to take to go to school shut up dad man uses avocado grenade and actually manages to rob two banks of rm30 mm all warfare is based on deception yeah that's that can definitely be applied here people would tell the anxiety pretending to be okay to trick their anxiety oh this thing nah it doesn't bother me none hey if it ain't broke don't fix it the world I mean you're broken my girlfriend and I got customized debit cards ha ha man y'all so cute you mind moving your thumb I'm trying to see the whole photo oh yeah sure man oh wait a minute 9 year old me thinking my mom died because she's taking longer than usual at the store why you thinking that at 9 years old then again I used to think like that kind of stuff too when I get lost at the grocery store it feels like five pictures I take of my friends freaking professional-level pictures my friends take of me what is that a frickin SCP very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause thank you all for your continued support and unfortunately it was all for nothing sounds like someone just got told this by either their parents or their teacher embrace your doomed existence remember dad no jokes with you wearing that suit I don't need to tell jokes oh geez straight ice to mother flipper me hiking in a genuinely great mood gets to a cliff edge Wow look at the view it's gorgeous my brain what if you jumped the other organs in my body just David Tennant's voice oh no it's my archenemy David landlord voice you people have horrible taste in jokes good one I lost my first kiss in high school I lost my virginity in college what did you lose in school my self-esteem how it feels to listen to podcasts oh it's so true or even when you're watching a bunch of people play video games on YouTube doctors 16:20 I have a goth icon and prescribe cocaine doctors 2020 I am scared of apples hmm do you have any lions [ __ ] off New York Zoo we've only got rats you think you're too good to look at rats you are perhaps did you mean perhaps perhaps my best friend's bring me lunch then slides a $20 for me my friends make plans right in front of me and Tony clued me suck you real late when you find a small youtuber that makes good videos we will watch your career with great interest Internet local milfs once your cluck me with my best friend Larry first when you prepare cereal no one else excuse me you're excused I'm okay but under UV light it says I'm losing at Mario Cart like this video if you can relate when I say skater boys are cute I'm only talking about him just this one specifically no one else nobody is born cooler except of course websites that actually tell you if your email or password is wrong instead of saying one of these are wrong Dwayne's daughter looks like a mini zendaya I've been alive for 19 years and never knew the rock had a little pebble oh my god did he name it pebble or please tell me he did used to be spongebob now where Squidward it's the circle of disappointment I reckon Sally's the next step where we have a midlife crisis when we desperate try to recreate ourselves that's one of my biggest fears if I ever like woke up as a donut you would eat yourself I wouldn't even question it I'm loving the communities on this today I've already watched the entire six seasons like twice now and that does this everyone thanks for watching Abu Kotori request that you click that like button so we know what content is being loved if you need to the channel will hello there stranger welcome aboard please subscribe you can be more updated and allow fresh content we upload on the daily for you see you I seen the freshest staff but with that guys be sure to check out some more videos while you here other than that my name was Jack I'm off for the day I'll see you later

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Id: 7GtxkWIFcRg

Length: 18min 13sec (1093 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 03 2020