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special instructions send your cutest delivery boy oh my god i'm getting so tired of seeing this guy he's confusing me enough [Music] what's up ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash suddenly gay what are you guys trying to say huh what are you trying to say with this man you know what doesn't matter let's get right into it huh many homophobes become suddenly gay two negatives make a positive two homophobes makes one gay it's science mathematics are you saying that a homophobic couple is destined to have a gay child hashtag biola gay it's in the stars astrology well if you ever want to talk about it with someone who's had experience in that area sure thanks bruce meet you in the bat cave in three minutes oh oh harry there will come a time when you must choose between what is hard and what is easy harry can i tell you a secret yes professor i'm both right now well gee professor that's nice but um i'm not destined to stay up here in wizard heaven so i'll see you later dude girls had robert pattinson for four years now he belongs to the boys he always kinda has though come on when your parents don't let you bang chicks so you just start banging your bros nice brain energy dude now you're thinking with portals proud of him spider-man came out two years ago really how did i miss that hits blunt bruh you think magneto could make colossus's butt cheeks clap uh uh yeah probably i mean same-sex marriages first and foremost are the cause of coronavirus says honorary patriarch of orthodox church who was embraced by top western politicians patriarch diagnosed with covid19 i don't know man seems kind of gay to me hi everyone this was posted and shared completely unironically and i am crying this is how america should be cowboys guns steeds wilderness and not a city dwelling liberal inside oh not the movie to use my man vin diesel and dwayne johnson star in fast and curious over 70 minutes of sexual tension suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over nope contains graphic sexual content and cars wait whoa whoa cars get out beware wow a real case of levitation this just keeps getting better and better maybe from where you're standing that time daphne turned out to be a lesbian oh no it's a war so then our commander told us to engage the enemy and the rest is history op that's so cute what a lovely story kisses laptop webcam before bed good night mr fbi man good night when you're in a threesome but your homie has bad aim time to fire back oh god breakdancer or gay waiter are we just gonna talk about how the second one is floating that's the power of the game my guy choose your fighter after the death of his closet male confidant alexander the great refuses to eat cries in bed for weeks creates one of the most expensive funerals in the ancient world in his honor and then subsequently dies within eight months of losing him historians like are they friends or i want a gf requirements yes to cuddle submissive may or may not be a girl i fit all of those okay i'll take that under consideration stop watching porn why because you're watching other naked girls who said they were girls yeah don't assume karen why don't you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two in between your fingers and the smell will calm you down how about you do that [ __ ] good idea thank you i have a lot of other good ideas as well such as have gay sex all right if you say so man what do you wish there was an app for tinder but finding friends i use a great app to find guy friends it's called grindr and there are loads of guys around me waiting to hang out yeah i bet hey beauty how are you she's in the bathroom this is her boyfriend what did you want hey handsome how are you i play both sides so i'm always coming out on top or on bottom i'm straight but my friend gets me hard you know you're gonna click on it me my crush her boyfriend oh oh i see my friend with two broken arms this sucks i won't be able to jerk off for four more months me with some common decency homies always help homies boys support boys ladies and gentlemen ah yes i was kicked out of this club i just didn't meet all the requirements that they had and believe you me there are a lot dear liberals if gay men don't mean us any harm why does my [ __ ] hurt so much charlie i do hope you do some soul searching because you've got some answers to find yourself homo sex is in you're damn right it is and then it's out again and in again and i'm just gonna move on judas the one i kiss is jesus christ soldier you can just point at him judas putting on lip balm i don't tell you how to do your job the only reason they wear helmets in the nfl is to stop tom brady from kissing the other players on the lips why would they want to stop that isn't tom brady the one with the spice melange after a breakup first day in a week and a month i don't know about all this guys jesus lusting after women is a sin me okay i'll just lust after men instead dude what the hell come on you can't do that that's cheating this town ain't big enough for the two of us maybe next time we should build it bigger thinking like that is exactly the reason i married you that's right you cute son of a [ __ ] women omg guys can never find the [ __ ] a dick after a woman's hand job oh god that's why i only want hand jobs for men that's right we know exactly what we're doing okay my teacher wanted a story that's gonna shock him so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love and the last sentences of the story are so what's your full name i mean what is mia short for michael because my teacher is kind of homophobic i'm gonna force him to enjoy a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and then well what a shame you like the story about a gay couple sorry man i genuinely hope you didn't get a bad grade because your teacher is a little [ __ ] ladies you have twelve dollars to build the perfect man seventy dollars dress as well one hundred dollars can cook two dollars is actually a woman ten dollars surprise you're gay sixty dollars holds door open it's all fun and games till you realize there's two naked men on top of each other in the painting oh oh my god now the game's got even more fun me when i forgot to say no homo after sucking my homies ding dong why is this happening to me because you deserve to see the light guys my dudes you have no idea how satisfying it is to be the only girl at a table with five dudes who are all hitting on the waitress and you're the one who gets her number everybody applaud everybody applaud now straight guys 10 years ago gay guys are gross why would we let them get married straight guys today hey guys like what you see join my only fans dude money is money man did you hear that what your heterosexuality breaking into pieces look i may be bi but if i ever meet this guy in person i'm gay until he leaves the immediate area my cousin was eating a peach loud as hell and my grandpop yells damn it boy if i was blind i'd think you were sucking a ding-dong okay grandpa ew gay porn recommended on pornhub ew let's click it to see how gross it is oh man it's just as gross as i thought it was man i'm gonna keep watching to see how long i can make it through to prank myself this conversation is related to a door dash order left your food on the porch bro thanks man i'll tip you in app sweet starts dry humping you ah want to see a funny video i have a cool video want to see it i said it first [ __ ] you girls fighting won't solve anything but love will that's better if only all arguments were solved this way little boy blue come blow my entire high school football team i'm good thanks yo i heard you suck i heard you do too yeah what of it my girl dressed like a [ __ ] me every duck in the bar why you sucking others bruh for pm i don't get it so you taking all the yourself not gonna lie the backfire is big in this one dude just roll with it man any guy can be a father but it takes a real man to be a dad any guy can be a dad but it takes a real man to be a daddy thank you r next level genuinely though thank you all so much thanks for watching my stuff i got some big things coming soon i can't wait for your big thing to come soon oh okay okay screw queer baiting let's start doing head baiting put posters up for a movie with straight couples being cute and then the movie starts out with a straight couple walking down the street and then it pans over to the main gay couple and we never see the straights again that's a fantastic idea right there what would you do if rihanna stole your man ask her what do you see in him that you don't see in me yeah why aren't i that special mussolini homosexuality is degenerate we need to recreate the roman empire ancient romans thanks to porn most straight men have seen more ding-dongs than the gay men who lived a few decades ago clearly you missed the era when group showers were a thing i saw more ding-dongs before i hit puberty than i did after i literally started sucking ding-dong dude doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual me how bad is it doc give it to me straight i i'm afraid i can't do that homophobes are secretly terrified that a willy tastes delicious absolutely not i tasted one once and it wasn't good ban homo when i was in the military we had a civilian instructor training us for a couple months i'll always remember a phrase he said to me i'm not gay but you have to suck a dick at least once a year to make sure that you still don't like it woman realized she was gay after husband came out as transgender well look at that sounds like a happy ending to me twins have read it what is your favorite wrong twin story i'm an identical twin male and straight my brother is gay and a hoe i mean this from the bottom of my heart i get random guys walking up to me and slapping my ass i've gotten used to it but it's still pretty freaking hilarious twinkie ideas come on what the hell man me after walking through the underwear aisle the first time oh when my wife sends me to the store to get cucumbers i grab vaseline as well can't let people think i'm vegan can't even say screw you to my friends or they'll say when gay asses i'm a straight man but don't play gay chicken with me i'll make out with you go out to a nice dinner and a movie with you after an appropriate amount of dates and getting to know each other take you back to my place and make sweet love to you marry you at sunset on your favorite beach adopt two ethiopian children with you retire in a nice condo in florida with you hold your hand during your dying breaths and tell you how much you mean to me surrounded by our loving family and dearest friends anything to win anal jokes or anything remotely sexual exist 75 of the posts in this sub i diagnose me with gay i don't know nearly enough to dispute this so yeah if come is stored in the balls then why do i have some leaking out my ass checkmate science hey hey catfish you know what man don't worry about it as long as you're happy the fact that the straits have convinced themselves that wrestling isn't gay erotic foreplay is truly the greatest mystery known to mankind and would you look at that the absolute best time to end today's video right on post 69. mk was an imposter oh i can't believe it i guess we've always been pretty sus always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll be seeing you you

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Id: 9--MT8462UI

Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020