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not only is the sticker illegal it came pre-punctured by a screw what the warranty sticker has been voided by the manufacturers themselves [Music] hey hey hey how's it going everybody welcome back to mk i'm your host robin the dumb one and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash [ __ ] design oh it was a doozy last time let's see what we get this time apparently spending 2 500 on a samsung tv doesn't create them enough revenue look at this an ad that covers 50 percent of the screen we are getting dangerously close to the ready player one timeline pretty soon they're gonna try covering eighty percent of all of our screens with ads so that they don't induce seizures a free platform putting ads on its services isn't [ __ ] design yeah a free platform doing that but when i twenty five hundred dollars for a tv you best believe i better not see any ads reddit giving me a notification for a sub i've never visited because of an amazon ad campaign amazon owns us all folks i love the boys and all but i'd be [ __ ] furious if this ever happened to me oh you know when tiktok randomly turns on your microphone without you using the app unfucking acceptable the hell does the chinese government even want with our random ramblings through our phone microphone what could they possibly use that for just flip the axis nobody will notice alright not a single person will notice [Music] neither of these actors in the pick are dead i hate clickbait celebrities who passed away in 2020 to be fair i wouldn't have shed a tear if kevin sorbo had passed away but at least we'll always have xena oh god what is going on there shorts on sale okay to promote a short sale at a clothing store called super at this place in auckland turned thighs into advertising canvases by creating benches with reversed etched lettering that when sat on created an impression reading short shorts on sale holy crap dude i would go there and then immediately demand my cut of some of the profits if you're gonna advertise on my body i'm getting paid for it [ __ ] norton security after canceling the subscription your norton subscription is over you were once able to go online without worrying about the millions of threats created by hackers and social engineers how are you protecting us from social engineering and the reason was norton oh get the [ __ ] over yourself norton i'll just go and buy me a four dollar yearly subscription to eset that doesn't destroy my computer if i really need something there's a gaming chair company called i tay they photoshopped a photo of me sitting in a tld today video and used it as an ad for years never seen their chair in my life i don't even care if the chair is great this is trashy don't buy their stupid chair well marquez i guess it's time to send them a bill for a lot of back pay if you don't see the number inside this circle you may be partially colorblind swipe up to find out huh what does that mean god snapchat you need to stop letting this trash on your platform i know you've been doing it for a while but can you knock it the hell off it can't be that hard to moderate advertisements right you get to pick and [ __ ] choose which advertisements you allow on your platform don't you chipotle goes all out advertising that for the next week delivery is free and then casually makes the delivery menu price higher than the regular one oh that's how they get ya you didn't think that a company like chipotle was gonna be fair and honest did you i would describe my sexual orientation as heterosexual please give more details um what details are you looking for because now i'm a little bit more uncomfortable than i was a second ago would you like me to describe what i do see in that field what you're supposed to do is say no done there you go time to move on imagine paying for shipping on a digital item hold on just a freaking second what are they buying here i'm not actually sure but clearly it is a digital item digital delivery fee 5.98 are you actually [ __ ] dollar shave club makes their online bot razor handles incompatible with their in-store razor refills it is all about really diversifying your income streams isn't it see what i do is i buy the dirt cheap razors and i've never been happier christmas present from the brother-in-law who's a fabricator there is no trick it doesn't come out thanks bro what the hell that's so mean all right here's what you do you get a bucket or a big mixing bowl shatter the bottle there you go it's not really ideal but at least you can get the liquid out of his dumb gift i paid 55 dollars to remove the company watermark they put on the face just to have them put their logo on the printed copy thanks guys thanks so much luckily it's small enough to where you could probably trim that down you can cut that little bit off of the bottom you know what i mean done they don't deserve that advertisement the fact that i can't uninstall facebook yep that's the future more and more bloatware being added to your phones and devices that you're not allowed to remove ever laptop battery website is intentionally designed so when you enter any text in the model field they show you this battery and price and say it's in stock typed [ __ ] fake in the field and it gave me this result oh you gotta be real careful out there trust me look i know it's always seemed obvious we've all been around the internet a long time but you know who hasn't the people that these websites are designed for your [ __ ] grandparents and parents make sure they know about this type of stuff because when i worked at best buy the number one call i got was do you guys sell laptop batteries mine's broken and i know they're going right here and they're gonna lose a lot of money hey clever i don't really see the point of this though i just finished level one congratulations do you want to watch an ad to double your coins now can you take me to the next le i'll pretend i didn't hear that and i'll give you the ad anyway mobile gaming sure is everybody's favorite and it's totally valid so my parents bought a couple of hard drives on amazon found that when you put more than 30 gigabytes on them they just replace previous content oh dude i really hope you reported the seller because amazon luckily doesn't take too kindly to this type of [ __ ] also that has got to be some of the crappiest jankiest scam handiwork i have ever seen look if they ever need it take them to the nearest micro center to you guys you can get like a 256 gigabyte flash drive with a 10 year replacement warranty for like 25 there screw hulu i agree hi it seems like you're not at home your current zip code and ip address don't match the location of your home linked to this account due to streaming rights watching this on this device outside of your home network isn't available screw you hulu screw you cancel subscription to cancel this contract please send a letter or fax how is this legal over there y'all are you serious are you serious someone's at the door okay we lied but someone could be at the door soon if you order in some piping hot breakfast right now tap to order and get 50 off you know what the best part is that 50 off is also a lie look they admitted to lying right there you think you're actually going to get 50 off no that's for first time customers only [ __ ] no wonder daily mail wanted me to turn off my ad blocker six ads covering 63.5 percent of the screen holy [ __ ] that is utterly insane looking dude we are on the worst timeline right now how can you even read this for real you know what makes me even sadder about all these ads is that they probably sold them for like a couple hundred bucks each they're not making real money off of these life found on mars no it hasn't been found on mars but imagine waking up to that headline we did wake up to that headline you dick windows 10 silently adds a new app called meet now to your task bar that you can never actually close in a brazen attempt to capture a market during the pandemic oh yeah i remember that figured out how to get rid of it though great job complete one more mission all right mission one open ten crates with keys mission two beat five new levels mission three give us some more of your [ __ ] money [ __ ] they prey upon kids with this that's what most of these mobile games are designed to do the bare minimum so that they can trick your children into giving them your money again none of this is news but i'm really good at stating the obvious if nothing else so i'm gonna keep doing it natural brown sugar does not contain natural brown sugar it's only our brand name you [ __ ] how is that legal though if you program a no button to say maybe later you failed at both interface design and basic consent our school is making us use this online testing software to prevent cheating it just so happens that this software edits your computer's registry has no privacy policy has countless news articles saying it's a show and takes unauthorized control of your pc how fun when you take the test with the program it force quits everything on your pc including zoom and doesn't let you reopen it it also streams your webcam directly to teachers isn't that a fun and safe program looks like i'm dropping out of that school because i deserve my privacy [ __ ] you school system your order has just been shipped from japan this is the email we would have liked to send you if you had ordered an oh [ __ ] you ooh man that makes me so mad my 240 anatomy textbook is just a ream of paper come on man 240 bucks and they couldn't be [ __ ] to bind the goddamn thing hello i'm paper bottle psych not really though they just used some extra paper on top of the already heavily used plastic to help [ __ ] the environment further a vast antivirus literally implants itself into every email i send without permission they don't they don't have to ask permission for anything anymore they [ __ ] own all of us let's be real here if this ad was for real your phone would melt [Laughter] jesus plastic table cover printed all over not really though just on the edges stupid you believed us what positive thoughts or feelings are you currently experiencing as we start semester two this is a required question no it's not looks like i'm not taking the whole damn thing huh my age preferences are there for a reason tinder we don't want your fun to stop so we expanded your age and distance preferences why i didn't ask you to do that and i'm not comfortable with anything outside of the parameters i set you freaks i think the funniest part about this though is them implying that using tinder is fun are they serious nba 2k21 has added unskippable ads despite being a full price game these games have always been dumpster fire garbage [ __ ] so that's not really a surprise so i was helping my mom use her printer and this comes out an advertisement that used her printer ink to make it oh hp those mofos are disgusting when it comes to printers in order to break the glass ceiling should the next american president be legally required to be a woman no i'm against progress okay xiaomi putting ads everywhere even in folders wait what come on ratings and reviews important wondering why this app has such a good rating it's because not all the features are free if you want them all you have to purchase them and then rate the app with 5 stars you do this and they give you access to the premium features is that against the terms of service for the google play store it should be if not random amount people are looking at this product i never once believed those little counters at all they're just putting another ticking clock on you to make you think that oh if i don't buy it now those 14 people will and then i can't get it google the elder scrolls 6 release date all the latest news the page while there is no release date shut up you stupid important you will lose these features without auto renewal you will lose access to the following features vip priority support smart ad blocker protection against malware site okay i'm going to cancel the auto renewal now because none of that means anything to anyone yes it's happening the office season 10 returns with 24 episodes and despite requests and demand for information for a reboot of the hit series there is little to no hope thanks thanks a lot for that [ __ ] app puts a price slash into its name to make it seem like it's on sale oh clever clever not really though amazon making you pay 19 per season henry danger only had five seasons but amazon stretched it and made it 12 seasons so you're paying way way more i for one don't really like our prime overlords uh absolutely can't believe that damn the benches were [ __ ] up the budget that much that's crazy hi jeremy the benches were removed from stations to prevent the homeless from sleeping on them we have inconvenienced you and made the station more inaccessible to the pregnant disabled and elderly but you must understand that lets us inflict further misery on people without homes hi there i'm john amk and you already know who i am i'm just dropping by real quick to say that anti-homeless architecture is [ __ ] disgusting and abhorrent have a great day everybody before subscribing grim season one after subscribing huh amazon dude these guys don't pay taxes man i hate them so much this 200 textbook is just a printout of the online version with useless hyperlinks and videos [Laughter] holy crap this [ __ ] is so embarrassing how can they even excuse this garbage anymore these two have been in use for roughly the same amount of time wow apple grow the [ __ ] up they really can't talk about how they care about the environment and the earth when they actively make their freaking accessories fall apart within a year brain food we're sad to see you go if you'd like to unsubscribe from our emails please consider donating um no i must not select an option to proceed i swear to [ __ ] god my velcro is wearing out can i go to support will oculus support be able to find a solution for my wearing out velcro even though my warranty has ended hi there unfortunately there isn't an easy way to repair just the velcro on the strap typically this would mean replacing the headset but if it is out of warranty options are limited if you're unable to find a good solution please contact us so we can see what else might be available sorry did you just say op has to buy a new headset because of worn velcro straps the antivirus becomes the virus i have never ever seen a bit of antivirus software that doesn't behave like malware it's just the worst thing in the world man it slows down even the beefiest of computers because it is designed to do that walmart employee here we were given these shirts today walmart profits billions off of this pandemic then compares their sacrifice to world war ii veterans hmm looks like i'd be [ __ ] quitting that job i have worked for walmart before disgusting organization mobile game user turns off wi-fi you must be connected to play this game yeah they know how to play the game dude trust me dude they know what they're doing these [ __ ] have been doing it since the advent of the true smartphone okay they know how to make their millions off of children and people over they're very good at it you know what they're not good at though making games and on that super positive note we've come to the end of another video folks but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art shall we mk the movie who's it starring yeah i think i already know who it's starring come on tom cruise right right also before i get going i'd like to leave a message for everybody that might take me a little too seriously with the videos where i get well a little angry i am here to make jokes and while the jokes here may have been a little more serious than in previous videos don't worry i'm not crazy and i'm not going to lose my mind and destroy my just be careful out there these companies are doing this on purpose to screw you over and i hope that more and more people are able to figure this crap out always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed the video today consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and hey if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below and until next time i'll see you later you

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Length: 17min 46sec (1066 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 19 2021

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