becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]

start in the stream all right we are a whole eight seconds early oh my goodness oh my goodness eight seconds early it's because i love my fans i just love my fans so much i i couldn't let them wait that extra eight seconds guys and they're all saying i'm late and they're also okay you know what you know what and i'm ending the stream you guys deserve nothing you guys deserve nothing all right that zombie's burning to death while it's snowing i didn't think that was possible but here we are here we are all right i'm just gonna i'm just gonna vibe here in my base for a bit as people get the get the stream alert my concurrent viewers just went down 50 i'm gonna assume youtube's being stupid because i just how could they possibly have gotten sick of me that quickly i mean it's been 30 seconds there's no way there's no way i've fallen off that hard they're like oh techno blades in his house i hate when techno blades in his house i'm gonna skip this stream that's what that's what those ten thousand people said and they're back actually no now there's now there's seven thousand more than it was originally youtube quality website brian thank you for the 20 have you seen the unknowns technoblade rap song yet i have not i haven't seen that thing either uh i haven't seen any of the techno-chan posts uh no i haven't seen any of those uh or actually probably i might have i don't keep track of the names of them uh pp thank you for the 20. solid username solid username how's it going guys how's it going chat he's late not gonna lie you are just incorrect you were just incorrect you were completely wrong all right we're vibing we're vibing all right let me just let me just chill here for a little bit what are we going to do today we have to become unbelievably rich who's online right now we got we got fundy we got tubbo a lot of the man bro guys online which means i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to sneak in i'm gonna have to sneak into their base because i need to feed my wolves the hound army well tub or die this is gonna be easy all right let's let's just go on over let's just go on over to the manburg wait wait no i got it i gotta get my villagers first i'm trying to get a mendon book see the problem is half of my villagers died they're just they're just gone and i blame tommy this is most assuredly tommy's fault because he's an idiot he's an idiot tommy's not here today can we get a tommy is gone pog pog all right so we still got three villagers i'm gonna be honest i didn't really need i didn't really need seven but the fact that people just leave doors open they just hang out at my base they let the zombies in it's just rude it's just rude so many deaths from negligence uh rihanna thank you for the 20 here before the notification pug zach thank you for the 20 house collageman i i dropped out a long time ago rob the turtle thank you for the 20. techno i finally caught a stream on time are you proud i'm very proud of you very proud of you bob rebel thank you for the 20 please technoblade can you tell me that i'm pretty poggers i suppose abby thank you for the 50. techno i can't stop making memes about you help help fairy thank you you're definitely not late can you call my brother smirky a nerd you're a nerd all right how am i already behind on donations i've been here for like three minutes toxic thank you for the 50 tell 30 virus to duel only please i will not do that because if he does you'll stop sending me vast sums of money thank you for the 30 emma sevy thank you for the 20 you need to make a way to make the doors automatically close because your house is just suffering i need to just law i just i need people to stop visiting me is the main problem here people just keep they just keep showing up when i'm here when i'm not here who built this this is this looks terrible this looks terrible who built that i think we know who built that but it looks terrible it looks terrible is my point oh it's so ugly girl how are you doing how are you doing jerrell shashank thank you for the 20 mary lucretia thank you for the 20 yo what up what up mary what up toxic i read that one all right you guys are donating faster than i can read it this is truly one of life's hardest problems scarring for the 20 frank i give the 20 will you betray tommy it's not even betrayal at this point he deserves to get kicked out all right all right i'm just saying if dream walks by and sees that tower and it's like tommy must be here he can he can have tommy he can have tommy all right he he dug that pit himself he dug that pit himself all right that's just his problem at that point dakota thank you for the hundred and joy and exile i'm not even exiled actually i guess i am exiled but i didn't i didn't want to be there anyways so actually they haven't formally exiled me yet i mean i'm being hunted down but they they didn't say i was banned did they it just said i was wanted dead or alive i'm basic they they like me they like me out there elite think of the 50s and help donors aren't going through so have some extra money i feel like the donations are in fact going through i've seen much evidence to the contrary abby think of the 20 i passed my road test congratulations abby all right am i caught up here i think i'm caught up i think i'm caught up audiotic thank you for the 31. all right so what are we doing we got to get a mendon villager is the first thing i want to do so we're going to get these villagers we're gonna have to move them away from the door where they all just die constantly is the first step here all right that is the first step of the plan we're just gonna make a hole it's the most advanced of technology they're going to fall in there and not die instantly all right so far so good so far so good i want to make a room lower than this we're just going to make a sequence of lower and lower rooms why are you guys all on the lantern what is appealing about the lantern dude dream's gonna dreams gonna walk in here oh techno blade dream nose dream nose techno blade you think you think he might suspect you think he might suspect that tommy has been here you think there's a possibility that he would use some deductive reasoning all right well that guy got off the lane could you guys please could you guys please get into this pit over here that would just that would make my life a lot easier it would make my life a lot easier just everyone into the pit into the pit do i still get the discount because i cured these guys like three weeks ago they might have they might have forgotten it entirely i might have just forgotten who saved them how do you make a lectern that's what you need for the mendon villagers there's actually a couple of books that would be good to get a lupa thank you for the 50 how are you doing today technoblade i'm doing pretty good zack think of the 20 emma thank you i and thank you behold nonsense thank you i'm already behind i looked away for two seconds titanium thank you for the 50. just lit something on fire so that's the thing thank you actually i don't know why i think thank you for that it's requested i think over the hundred tell bad boy halo in chat i said hi uh sir quacks a lot called you a nerd bad boy halo i don't know why all right all right cdg music thank you for the 20 who's the frank dela 11 thanks sends 20 and says who's the prettiest s p member it is techno blade chart chart they give the 20. tell them they're a nerd back oh you're gonna take that you should send me more money so that i can continue smack talking bad boy halo on your behalf wyatt think of the 20 backstab thank you for the uh 45 pog all right all right scarrings thank you for the 20. okay good you guys if you got i i i appreciate all this money but could you could you guys like stagnate it a little bit stagnated a little bit you're all you're all jumping me early in the stream man i need time to actually get content out here am i thinking of 20 i'm thinking of the 20 behold nonsense thank you for explaining what irony is zach thank you for the 20. all right alpha alex thank you for 100. my bf introduced me to you and i would like you to name one of the dogs after him max thanks well you sent me a hundred dollars so you can have a dog named after you you can have a dog uh midi thank you for the 4d destroy the ugly tower later later uh perry thank you i don't know how to read that but still jax thank you for the 20 all right all right we got to get out of here we got it we got to do something we got to do something it's going to be a two-hour stream where i just i just read donations and i make five billion dollars but there's no content there's no content max that's what i'm supposed to name it right all right let me scroll up here let me scroll up all right we're naming the dog max we're naming the dog max it's requires a lot he says you're a muffiny nerd can you please call my friend cameron nerd cameron you're a nerd all right this this is i'm just i'm just making too much money right now don't know why i think of the nation vanessa thank you for the 20. all right i'm going to stop reading those i'm going to lemanberg i'm going to le mannbridge those are on pause virtual sarah sends me a hundred dollars you said you read bakunen any other theory recommendations i mean i i read i read like a couple of excerpts on a website i don't mean i've actually like read theory books oh that they just keep coming okay i'm going to lame i'm not look i'm not looking at my laptop i'm just i'm not looking at that we got to go to le mansburg we got to sneak in i need potions we need potions we're going in we're checking on the hound army all right i am ignoring ignoring the materialistic super chat so we can actually get some content we can actually get some content all right we're on the way see the bad news is we still only have our pickaxe the good news is it's just tubbo and fundy all right we can just if they catch me i can just stab him i can just stab him all right we gotta name the dog we gotta breed some more hounds all right advice have money thank you advice thank you punk is gone all right we're gonna be sneaking in they'll never suspect the hound army sellout timer oh you're smart i forgot set that actually it's been 10 minutes just set that for 20 minutes yeah i gotta get subscribers today i'll tell you why in 20 minutes and two seconds as i said the timer i guess i could put it down to 19 minutes but whatever see ever ever since i lost my weapons gas have spawned every single time i try to get through here and i can't farm them for gas tears it's very upsetting it's very upsetting all right we're almost there war man thank you for the 200 canadian dollars use this to become the ultimate destroyer of world's blood for the blood god all right gotta read one more before i go through the portal one more chewy thank you for the hundred hey can you shout out my friend bastian shout out to bastian shout out to bastian did you get oh some guy in the chat asked did you get your glasses fixed i actually did not i went there and then i i we argued with the insurance people for like two hours because they didn't have my name in the system even though i i am absolutely have the correct insurance they they couldn't they were the the two companies they have some sort of partnership and only one of the companies knew and then i left with with nothing i left with nothing and then i bought a cheeseburger and that was two hours of my life just gone for a cheeseburger it was not ideal i still have the duct tape glasses it's just it's just not good yeah maybe next month i'll be i'll be able to see things all right so we're almost to le mans i should just i should just drink the invis potion now i'm keeping my armor on if they see me if they see me that's their problem honestly that's just their problem don't lmao me it's it's medical insurance all right it's impossible it's impossible why is the propaganda still up that's just it's just not even necessary it's just not even necessary all right bro frank thank you for the 20 how was the cheeseburger it was all right that was a decent cheeseburger you know what the heck i think it's always been there actually i don't know what that what the heck things have changed since i was last here all right well i'm in maximum stealth mode no one would ever suspect that there is a person all here we're still undercover the hounds the hounds okay here we go here we go we're just gonna we're gonna name this guy max all right get our hounds up breed all of them breed all of them i need more hounds i need more hounds yes form my army form no no don't get lost over there don't get lost oh no no no tell him he is a muffin head techno oh my god are you gonna take that you're gonna take that you should send vast sums of money to me to get your revenge that's the only proper way you can show bad boy halo who's boss all right all right the army has gotten slightly larger 50 percent larger behold nonsense thank you for the 20 my sister just called you out for calling other people and nerd when you're the one who wears taped up glasses that's just uncalled for that's just uncalled for are you trying to suggest that i a person that plays minecraft for a living am anything less than a chad anything less than a chad unacceptable punk spotted punk spotted target spotted i'm gonna smack him i'm gonna smack him this is maximum stealth smack and we leave and we leave it must have been the wind it must have been the wind he doesn't suspect he has no idea that something just happened he's like oh oh did i just stub my toe did i just stub my toe that's what he's thinking that's what he's thinking word for word i'm in his head i'm in his head he'll live in fear he lives in fear all right is anyone else here i kind of want to assassinate fundy if i see him but i don't think he's here i don't think he's here why is there a polar bear i'm putting my armor back on oh i can steal their valuable eggs your eggs are now mine oh man breaks their whole economy is going to be crippled after this it's going to be crippled there's just no chance there's just no recovering from this all right ranbus house times i have been scammed four times i have been shot two those are rookie numbers what sort of map is this what hey that's just an actual map hey these are all actual maps imagine making real maps he's got a cat it's the tree tree all right this house is cringe i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie oh it's phil's house wait wait book uh ink sack i need a feather i need a feather where's the feather at is this even phil's house i'm in the wrong house aren't i wait no this is the right house this is the right house i'm correct i recognize this villager feather okay we're stealing a feather from someone ponk just died it's because i heard him earlier he didn't have any extra health my master plan is succeeding feather feather okay how rare are feathers that i cannot find one right now oh here's one here's one all right we got this book and quill all right secret message all right we gotta write a secret message we gotta write a secret message all right we can't call it secret message that makes it less secret that makes it less secret guys not signing it i'm not signing it it's a secret message it's a secret message we're just gonna we're gonna leave it we need to leave it in a really obvious spot i got this that's the wrong notebook that is the completely wrong notebook all right that completely destroys the point of the secret message if it's labeled techno's notebook i think they'll know who it's from i think they'll know all right so now phil's uh phil's is gonna find this and he's gonna read it and he's gonna know he's gonna know it's me all right he'll know he'll get the message and if someone else takes it they won't know they'll be like wow who's coming to save phil's they won't suspect they won't suspect all right how much invis do i have i have one minute and 40 seconds of invisibility we're out of here actually i think i can breed the wolves again so let's just do that i mean while we're here while we're here chat stop snitching on the coordinates that's so lame that's so lame chad of course i'm not gonna go to the exact coordinates you guys are spamming are you kidding me how am i gonna get video content if i cheat like that are you kidding me why does technoblade not simply blow up lemandberg while everyone's offline that just seems like a more optimal strategy to me truly no one can understand why he does not do this see that's that's going to be the great finale of the s p i'm just going to log in at midnight no one's going to be online and i'm just going to i'm just going to spawn 50 withers and then i'm going to log off and leman berg is going to be destroyed they're going to log in the next day and there's just there's just going to be there's just going to be 50 withers there a huge crater where their base was and everyone's going to be in the comments like that was good content i really enjoyed that that was that was great why are they all standing up why are they all standing up sit down sit down all right we're good where's max how's max doing oh there he is there he is all right we're getting out of here we're getting out of here i could not have placed that more effectively how much invis do i have i'd oh well you know if they see me they see me i'm just going to stab him i'll just stab him it's fine it's fine let me get the strength potions out the speed the regeneration they can see me at their own parallel in fact i'm going to walk by i'm just going gonna walk by is fun to hear is tubbo here yeah that's what i thought yeah yeah you better hide i don't know where they are why is the skeleton just vibing out here the skeleton sees me it dies pickaxe isn't actually that weak of a weapon all things considered like it's just a three shot instead of a two shot uh the dps is a bit lower in pvp though it's it's it's slightly lower but it's not that bad all right so we're going to go back to the portal which it occurs to me is if they're not in lemandberg they're probably going to be at the portal or someplace through it so it's probably the most likely place for us to get caught but it's fine it's fine guys all right thank you behold nonsense for the 20 chat what did i literally just say about dramatic irony what did i just say cce heck thank you for the 20. will you please tell my brother to watch the anime i don't know what that is so i will not tell him to watch it it could be unusual it could be strange odd even slice thank you for the 20. fossil net thank you for the hundred shoot him more also how's it going it's going pretty well fossil sparky thank you for the 25 can you call me a nerd you're a nerd all right lee shonko thank you for the 50 why does the youngest sisters be in the meaniest it's a question we ask ourselves every day ah oh hey hey hey it's a ton of guys i was gonna say hey you want a vc and they just they just start shooting me they just start shooting me wait wait vc first for the content for the don't stab me yet we need to vc we need to vc first wait wait wait wait hello there hello what are you doing what are you doing here i was i was just i was just visiting my cousin i always just visited my cousin you would you wouldn't you'd know them it's fine what do you mean who's your cousin uh oh you wouldn't know them they go to another school they go to a different school what's the school called uh you wouldn't know them it's in a different district oh one down oh who did that who just killed punk who just killed punk unbelievable unbelievable i can't believe someone would just kill punk like that who would kill punk that's just not okay that's just not okay how could someone kill punk he was an innocent man he was an innocent man jack are you going to are you going to oh this jack right jack run get back here jack manifold oh no no no did that guy just pre-gap on me i heard i heard him meet in the capital and i'm gone and i'm gone i'm not here right now i've left i've purled away he didn't buy it he did not buy it the pickaxe is mightier yeah yeah get out of here that's what i thought all right oh he's trident and back he's tried tridented back just kidding i'm minding my business i'm minding my business to run jack run run i think this is someone's stuff take your shovel you're critting me out it's very oh wait this is just punk this is just pop you don't have enough armor to crit me out hey thanks for the shovel though oh no problem no problem oh god i'm gonna kill you now ah no no no no no no no no no we're cool we're cool man we're cool we're cool cool i don't think i don't think you're a lot i think we're i think we're very cool actually i missed those completely you're against democracy and i love being the president of manifold land i didn't even know manifold land existed is it a government it is a government and you're yeah well then i'm taking it down no no no no this is not going well for me oh why is he stuck oh man it's full oh manifold oh oh manifold oh no he right-clicked he right-clicked what can i do he right-clicked he right-clicked it's all over it's all over oh this is actually holding away i don't have a shield well in this case i'm gonna do what any noble warrior would do it's the unbeatable strategy it's the unbeatable tactics oh hey a nice axe well that was nice i see that can i see that axe oh you can't see that axe actually no no that's not see the shovel actually well i guess you gotta log in and fight ponk for it now yeah yes fight for my amusement do you wanna see what you're missing oh what am i missing look you need to take your shoes off first i'm not taking my shoes off that it's just i like my shoes it's harley land you need to take your shoes off the land frost is wearing his shoes and i don't see him getting crap for it i'll take my shoes off his shoes are off all right all right follow me in all right we're in the twitch.tv holy land okay okay take these shoes gotta respect their customs do you know what twitch prime is uh yes okay cool cool so we don't have to give you that whole paragraph thing okay welcome this is where you can get baptized by dream it's pretty cool you like he sticks you in that water tube thing i'm actually down here from the uh youtube game in the i know so you're all the way over there with susan aren't you yeah we got daddy jeff over here okay we're pretty taken care of it's true it's true and first you want to say some some words come over here lulu would it be religious for me to read my super chats in the church of prime um uh thank you fossilnet for the 50 he says how do i fast forward i ask myself that question every day fossil net anyways go on go on okay okay are you ready for uh thank you jp for the 25 no go on go on i'm sorry i'm sorry all right hold on i feel like i'm being indoctrinated into a cult yes he just admits it he just it's the honesty it's refreshing look over here we live in harmony okay look at our purple shoes they're pretty cool you guys just tried to 3v1 me i look and failed i try to talk i try to use my words techno i try to use my words okay you see i've got a suit i'm a businessman was the words die die die ah that that subject uh thank you chewie for the hundred oh sorry go on go on sorry there's just there's just so many super chats well read them out read them out carry them out all right quick everyone send me vast sums of money send me vast sums of money everyone go in the water chamber okay or what what happened in the in the water chamber my sins will be cleaned look wait actually take no come over this way come over this way all right i'll take you around back okay this is where we have all the the cool ceremonies okay cool around this way yeah yeah yeah yeah all right stand right here all right yeah no no no right here stand right wait can you show me where i'm supposed to stand right here no no no i truly don't understand how you didn't see that coming like you just you watched me shove the other guy in yeah but i want to see all right well that problem was solved uh you are you guys have a strange religion over there but okay okay oh wait i have an anvil in my inner chest and frost stay right there stay right there wait wait wait wait wait wait it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine don't worry use your words techno use your words uh a and v i l this is you see the trap the trap would have worked better if there wasn't if there wasn't like a a labeled button uh four blocks away from it that was my first clue look i'll take now please open it back up [Music] and what's in it for me hey i'll forget that you were ever you stop violence techno we'll forget that you're ever here and we'll put a decree that we're no longer allowed to eat pork chops what do you think i think my sellout timer just went off so i i have to plug my channel now give give me a moment here quick quick everybody subscribe to me i'm like 1 000 subscribers no i think i'm ten thousand subscribers away from skeppy quick everyone subscribe i gotta pass that man i gotta pass get me and subscribers please please everybody subscribe everybody hit the subscribe button we're interrupting the content the lore is destroyed it's destroyed i tell you because we need to subscribe to technoblade we gotta subscribe to technoblade please i need to pass skeppy please quick everybody subscribe everybody subscribe all right all right that's enough plug-in for me all right everybody hit that subscribe button all right i'm back okay hi i'm back what's your name oh it's technoblade it's nice to meet you technically thank you for my shoes back you're welcome no problem no problem why'd you always keep your armor on okay you're not the mandalorian oh because there's like constantly people trying to kill me you know it just it just seems like it'd be wise do i look like a person who would try and kill you oh you guys you guys literally like just tried to do that actually like just just a few moments ago this cat man tried to just get out of this look i'm just i'm just not feeling very welcomed honestly i have to say i have to say just not not incredibly welcomed techno are you exiled i'm not sure actually if that's been like formally declared or what i mean if it's not clear i guess i can uh so close all right we're just going to reset that and it's going to work this time all right look technology just someone could just stand in this two by two area ah excellent excellent all right i survived incredible oh yeah one second let me get some water take no one second i'm getting some water i'm getting some water don't worry about it it's stalking here yeah just give me give me 30 seconds i'm getting some water yeah one second one second i'm almost there i'm almost there it's it's cold and dot don't worry about it don't worry about it playing i'm placing the water guys don't don't worry about it don't worry don't worry it's fine it's fine don't worry about it okay and frost could you bring those anvils back okay all right all right let me just let me just place some water here techno do you like dolphins i do like dolphins really are you sure oh yes i am pretty confident okay okay thank you thank you come on welcome all right i'm just i'm just gonna just awkwardly walk off now it was pleasure talking to you guys uh very strange people for a while very strange people around here but all right i'm just i would say come back soon but i don't think you're allowed back so i'm not really big on the whole following the law thing anyways so techno one last question you see i'm a businessman right yes look at my fly suit how much would it cost to hire you for a job what kind of job you're talking i'm taking out a cat boy or two uh which cat boy that's true there are multiple there's just so many cat boys on the server you know i gotta narrow it down okay the red one and then the other one the red cap i need names fundy all right let me add that and what kill fundy and ant side quest all right all right and how much am i getting paid for this i'm gonna need payment upfront let's say upfront payment i'll have to i'll have to come back to that maybe maybe you can get ann frost to pay for you he seems pretty rich i don't really know why he funds his own bounty but you know um i mean how much is gonna cost i was thinking you know i could uh uh how much resources you guys have i need like netherright uh i wouldn't mind some like uh i don't know i have exactly one at the rate you can get that's pretty good that's pretty good i feel like i need i feel like i need a bit more than that for a bounty on these uh important individuals i can't care can't techno how about this rare unique book this means nothing to me okay what about this i have some rare lore that i uh rare lore stream incredible audience retention rate i also don't care about this okay okay all right all right i can give you payment later at a later date all right well then i'll uh i'll do the assassination at a later date so you know we'll keep in touch we'll keep in touch all right all right i'm just gonna just awkward you know awkwardly walk over here and not get jumped what's your step there's creepers oh yeah that is a bit awkward that is a bit awkward there's a lot of creepers bye mr blade take care all right we can't hear him because we went through the portal and not because i hit my deaf and hot key on discord all right what do we get out of that wait did one of you guys drop like a fortune 3 pickaxe are they gone i think they're just gone wait wait i kind of i kind of just have this pickaxe i kind of have a maxed out pickaxe here it's it's just is this mine now ponk says yes and before it's thunders i think that was jack's ripped to that guy ripped to jack he's not online he can't get it back he can't get it back he's offline he's offline creeper almost got us all right what do we got what's our loop here oh we got an empty map why is there a creeper that could have gone very badly that could have gone unbelievably badly uh but it didn't and that's what matters and i cannot relight this portal i do not i do not have the means necessary to relight this portal and that that's gonna that's gonna cause uh scaffolding's gone i think oh and nothing went wrong and everything's fine the scaffolding is just yeah that's close enough that's close enough ah the creeper almost creeper almost killed me almost sent me fallen into the lava but it's fine it's fine i like how i was planning this to be a chill stream but then just three people showed up out of nowhere and started stabbing me it was just not ideal you have a flint and steel i do oh i stole this as well pog pug i'm just getting rich man i know that's the title of the stream it's getting unbelievably rich but it turns out i was gonna do like some some honest hard work and mine but here i am getting jumped i'm telling you the pickaxe isn't that bad of a weapon if you think about it if you think about it i mean it's got six attack damage 1.2 attack speed i mean the sword what is that like what is a sword in attack damage nine and then it's 1.6 attack speed i've already forgot it's been so long since i had the orphan obliterator and then you have to add uh sharpness to it so it's like 12 maybe i don't know i don't know but we don't need any of that we got we got the toothpick we got the toothpick it's it's killed so many people it's killed so many people these are all cannon deaths i decree it now i decree it now those were all canon btw fog is just devastated he's devastated it's all over for punk oh he left he ran out of cannon lives he's gone he's banned from the server all right glory wings think of the 25 gear adrift is a gift i don't know what that means slate thank you for the 20 kill tubbo he has your sword i didn't see tuppo i mean if i saw him i'd stab him linda thank you finally i'm able to watch one of your streams live all this week i couldn't because of work take good care of my money that i will call me a nerd you're a nerd linda all right all right danny thank you for the 20 can you tell my friend taylor to do her homework taylor do your homework come on come on what are you doing taylor what are you doing 236 000 people are judging you right now taylor slate thank you for the twenty starting to think the stream title referred to real life and not in game or man think of the two hundred destroy them all tecto blade we know it you know it blood hiroshi thank you johan thank you big boy hey technoblade can you say merry christmas to me merry christmas to big boy merry christmas to everyone here even though it's in a couple of days merry christmas harry thank you for the 50. it's my birthday and i'm moving house call ponca nerd oh you left well i stabbed him that's the same thing bunny thank you for the 50 lizzie thank you for the 20. back thank you for the 20 you know what to do you know what to do the whole nonsense says tell him i write this call three out of ten hi keaton thank you banshee juju fish nuns is it possible do friends i have a strict no friendship policy with just with just everyone no friendship allowed under any circumstances chewie thank you i think i heard that one all right scrolling down here tj washington how do you feel about being wilbur's twin that is just factually incorrect sky power girl i have money you should name your next pet after one of your mods perhaps perhaps prying with the 20. do you think you can get dream to enchant toothpick with sharp 5 for the lulls perhaps vanessa i think of the 20. here's another 20 could you please call my sister he has been a nerd yes when you're a nerd you're a nerd one second i'm live i understand are you gonna be live i mean probably whatever yep i just realized that i defined on discord and not not on stream so that didn't that didn't actually that didn't do anything you guys heard all of that i'm so stupid all right all right you know what y'all don joe thank you for the 21. speaking of getting unbelievably rich i'll legitimately donate 500 if you convince tubbo to to have the next presidential election on december 30 first nah guys guys you didn't hear any of that you didn't you guys i hit the def and key on discord you heard nothing you heard nothing family pug techno no you don't understand i hit the definite i hit the definite key you saw nothing genius streamer technoblade guys genius streamer all right how dare you suggest i have a father i just spontaneously appeared 21 years ago i don't have parents i don't have parents what do you mean see the father's appearance it was actually scripted it was actually scripted it's all planned jonathan thank you for the 20. do tommy a favor and build a bridge from your stone foundation to his monstrosity next door i'm not doing that why i think of the 20 would you ever play rl crafts with filzer that mod's all right i don't know if i'd play it again lupa thank you for the 20 techno blade call yourself a nerd denied i'm a catholic of the 20 finally been able to catch a stream your streams are a delight after to see after a long day thank you teagues think of the 20. david thank you for the 20 chat stop snitching the chat needs to stop snitching they're just snitching that's all i do with snitch i stole these boots from the church you know what who cares we're dumping all these items in here and let's go mine some at the right don't need that do need that we've used a lot of potions today but you know that's that's what they're for that's what they're for all right for a second i was like where did my villagers go and i remembered oh yeah they're all down here right please tell me they didn't oh it worked out okay we need to make a lecture we need to make a lectern for them because i need a mendon book because toothpick it's it's slowly losing its durability man how do you make a lecture we need books and we need wood and that's all i remember but we have those things oh that's enough wood we have a lot of books from the uh from the quest dream gave us how do we not have books i abs i had so many books bookshelf that's what we need and and we're good we're good it's all good it's all fine i need one of you guys to just just get in a corner please just get in a corner you guys don't have rights you don't have rights are you crazy are you crazy caught caught get in the corner get in not that quarter not that corner get in a different corner nobody likes you yeah yeah all right and then we're gonna get a mendon book i guess we're just gonna spam we should get an axe actually just so we can break it more quickly fundy is gone pog efficiency 4 it's what you like to see i should really build a better way to get out of here but on the other hand who cares they can't get out of there it's fine luck of the season oh i still have the discount oh the discount oh that's sick i was i was worried they were gonna forget efficiency you know we're just that doesn't work but if we go like this perhaps perhaps perhaps good trade pog blast protection one don't care bane of anthropods don't care riptide three don't care we're gonna be here for a moment chat it's gonna be a moment on the right side it's going to be so incredibly cheap when we get mendon here any minute now oh ranboo's online any minute now we're gonna get men trust me it's gonna work it's gonna work unbelievably channeling don't care the only channel i'm concerned about here is on youtube.com any minute now any minute now chat any second now it's gonna work it's gonna it's gonna be beautiful chat it's gonna don't make fun of me please stop giving me luck of the sea i do not care about fishing rods it's just it's just not a good item it's just not a good item game these enchantments are bad don't care don't care don't care don't care any second now any second okay chat we just we just got to do this once and then and then we're good forever chad don't make fun of me stop stop making fun of me man chat trust me this is this next one it is not it's this one this is the one this is within the next five actually will be menden feather fallen four loyalty to okay there's two more there's two more i can still be right i can still be right okay well that means the next one is the one the next one is the one i i meant i meant the next five actually i meant after five it's going to appear and a year now any second now i actually kind of like that one because we can't get it we can't get it normal i have to make more electrons actually just so i can place them more quickly chat stop making fun of me it's fine it's not no no no no that's just not necessary that's just cruel even chat it's going to work out it's actually not that bad but i don't need them please oh my god hundreds of thousands of people are making fun of me right now no please just give me a good enchant please i literally brought you back from the dead i brought you back from the dead and then tommy killed half of you guys out of sheer incompetence but please please there's just there's just no reason for this any year now any year now how is fundy dying so often any minute now chat oh quick charge three don't mind if i do minute now chat any second now i'm telling you chad it's gonna be beautiful chat it's gonna be in the next okay in the next 10 in the next 10 it's going to happen all right just you wait that one doesn't count one two three four five there's still five more i can still be correct seven it's actually good but i want it eight nine this is the one bruh i'm just i'm just being made a fool of in front of all my viewers in front of multi-shot that's actually really good that's actually a really good one that's actually a huge pain to get normally all right what about this one quick charge three cursive okay squares to find out we can just get that back later we can just get that back later because the reason i actually couldn't mass produce multi-shot crossbows earlier because i just multi shot was just such a pain to get it was just such a pain to get but we're getting the quick charge 3 and multi-shot villagers are actually good that's actually worth getting not as much as mendon oh my god please please i don't care about respiration too please i've been here for like five minutes possibly longer please villagers trade lock it in yeah yeah it's actually probably a good idea please please what are the odds this took so little time the last time i did this it was so much faster it was so much faster the last time i did this it was so much faster i don't need looting two yeah yeah that's right chat that's right 30 minutes actually no shut up chat shut up we got it menden for only 12 12 emeralds one for multi shot and 22 for a quick that's actually a lot wow wow all right all right well you know what it's fine we got it now i'm going to get some books and i'm going to get a ton of these i'm going to get a 10 where are my books i had so many books earlier did i put them in the good chest where have my books gone i had so many did someone take them why would tommy take books there's no way he can't even read he cannot even read there's no way he'd take my books did i not have a ton of them earlier eh oh 60 emerald blocks chad am i stupid oh walk the trades in i know about the trades that's why i need that's why i need the thing that's why i need the books to lock the trades in oh i probably put them over here didn't i no no there's just there's just no reason for this there's just no reason where are my books who took my books who is taking my books wilbur took them why would wilbur take my books there's three who cares about the three in my inventory i need more than three did wilbur take them i know i have three books i need a lot more than three i'm talking about the stacks and stacks of books i had earlier did tommy just take a ton of books and put him in his bunker i mean i can just craft them out of leather but i have books i don't understand where did all my books go where have they gone where have they gone who would take books of all the valuables to take why would they take books buy them from the villagers brah bro i thought i had stacks and stacks i thought i had stacks and stacks of oh wait there is another place there is another place that i have stored items chat it's time to check the vault it's time to check the vault what if i left my books in there what if i left my books in the vault we gotta check the vault there's no way tommy took my books he's illiterate he's illiterate they don't even have pictures on them dreamed why would dream steal my books why would dream steal my books that doesn't even make sense that doesn't even make sense books yes oh there's so many books there's so many books in here oh dream took your books techno blade oh yeah dream took your books oh we're gonna fool him we're gonna fool technoblade yeah dream just showed up and decided you know what i'm gonna do today i'm gonna steal technoblade's books that's what i came here to do i'm just gonna take his books for no reason all his valuables he can keep him but i'm gonna take his books is that what you want me to believe chat is that what you're leading me to believe here wrong all right we got the books we got the books and now we become unbelievably rich imagine it forgot the mendon trade since i was last here i want to level it up actually i want to see what its next trade is how about this oh that's expensive this is so unbelievably cheap next book silk touch that's not terrible curse oh i actually wanted that all these villagers are clutch these villagers are clutch and i guess i'll just do this once just to secure the trade it costs i'm not leveling this one up it costs too much actually could i do this i could level this up actually all right level up what's your next book there's no book there's no book at all this is this is not i can't do with this this is just a regular trade all right all right let me store these books oh we're rich chat we're rich just gonna put all these in there i actually wanted the curse of vanishing it's enchantment i can't you can't get normally i mean obviously it's not going to be like an actual like effective thing but for the plot for the plot all right silk touch don't care that does not give me a lot of experience oh but this does what the heck why does that give so much experience all right level up again give me another book this is worthless level up again oh well that's awkward level up again wait you can get glass that's actually not completely garbage respiration three i just do not care i do not care at all let's level up this guy uh i guess i'll just take some cursive vanishing i guess that was that was incredibly expensive what hey i'm out of emeralds i'm just leveling up see what they get book vault we'll just throw all that in there i need more emeralds but if there's anything i don't like it's emeralds oh what's that is that the sellout timer is that the sellout timer if everybody could just hit the subscribe button so we can pass skephie we're so close we're so close to pass it skeppy hit the subscribe button hit the subscribe button go go go go go why did he get why did he get break why did he get break what he's a light source he's a light source now and his trades are still bad there's still two okay i don't care you know we got the multi shot we got the menden that's all we need that's all we need all right okay wait there's one there's one more sellout timer related thing that i gotta do there's one more sellout timer related thing the channel member bell we're ringing the channel remember bell quick everyone become a channel member wait i have to read my donations the channel numbers are going to clear them out jack thank you for the thank you for that hi hello jack greek karma thank you for the 50 wait no one become a channel number i three these starbursts thank you for the 20. hey dr register 19 could you please bully me starburst you suck you suck how dare you donate money to me you suck is that good enough jack thank you thank you michael wrote thank you tf mccarthy thank you lucy thank you for the nation hey waffle thank you admiral thank you for the 25 starfire thank you for the 25. happy holidays to you michaela vlogs thank you for the 20 all my fandoms thank you for the 20. oh god the channel numbers are coming in they're coming in it's too late one of us one of us the channel numbers are spamming one of us the non-channel members are also spamming one of us i don't think they understand what we're chanting but they got the spirit they got the spirit misfortune they give the twenty joyfully devours any of the twenty the word smith thank you for the twenty well i was thinking of the twenty is you being phil's son still canon no i i reject i reject all the family canon that's weird you you guys if you guys want to believe it's true that's fine but i don't i do not tigs oh mama cat thank you lupa thank you for the 20. david thank you for the 20. i think we're caught up and now it's it's just a sea of green it iht mq donates 20 in the middle of all of the in the middle of all of the channel members he is a brave man he is a brave man don joe donated 21 in the middle of all the channel members he is a brave man convinced double oh no no you want me to socialize with another human being absolutely not channel members channel members one of us one of us oh we're peer pressure and all of them it's beautiful it's beautiful let me check my subscriber account in relation to skeppy i have 4.2 4.22 mill i think he's at 4.23 mil we need more subscribers boys we need more subscribers all right i'm going to go actually i'm going to do actual content now let's go let's go get the blocks in there got my notebook got my books we'll just leave them in there because again who would steal books who would steal books that's crazy get the button in here i used up so much iron for that one prank so much of my iron well you know what what what's iron for if not spamming anvils for one funny stream moment what am i doing we're going now the right mind and boys we need the nether right i do not have enough another ride in my life i need more of it we need more all right what am i getting rid of the axe who needs the axe oh i need my i need my 50 crafting tables where are they at where are they at i need them to be safe oh thank god oh plugs oh we're going we're going supplied we got the supplies chat all right welcome welcome new channel members welcome all of you you passed geppy i think i'm tied with skeppy now i don't think i've actually passed him so you gotta hit you gotta keep it in the subscribe button i can't say that there's another 26 minutes until the sellout timer goes off another 26 minutes all right we're just gonna go over here to the portal yeah he's at 4.23 we're tied we're tied actually mine probably hasn't updated yet so it looks like i'm behind but we're tied slight spread thank you for the 20 your hair looks nice today thank you thank you brandon king thank you for the hundred all right i'm trying to see if i've missed anyone and just in just a huge the huge wave of channel memberships but i think we got everyone all right we're gonna go bed mining it's the most exciting form of mine and it's actually really effective i want to get a lot of we got three netherright scraps right now see the problem is i needed i needed slime blocks to make my uh to make my the door to the vault so i went to awesome dude and i was like hey can i buy some slime blocks and he gave me like 50 and i was like pug and then i gave him all my another right it was like five ingots or something which i don't know if that's actually worth it but to be fair i think it's way easier for me at least to farm five netherride ingots than it is for me to get 40 slime blocks i mean i was trying to farm it myself and it was terrible it was terrible i could find like one slime per swamp it was just not working out it was just now working out i need to get away from these lava lakes i do not care for the lava lakes myself i do not appreciate them well you know what i got fire resistance on so i don't have to care i don't have to care i i don't want to get slowed down please please don't be in every direction please i beg you oh god this place sucks this place sucks we need to go somewhere else we need to go somewhere else jet this is just terrible this is abysmal somewhere where there aren't just lava lakes absolutely everywhere chat stop posting coordinates chat don't be a snitch don't be a snitch chat all right i have no idea how to get through here this is just not working out at all but once once we finally placed another right mind it's going to be pretty easy i think people were saying i had creative mode because i had like a bunch of sets of netherright for the vulgar and the revolution i'm telling you it took me like a half hour i got like a stack i mean a stack of another right scrap not like ingots but i mean that's four sets of another right right there colossal thank you for the 20. yuki think of the 20 tell me why do you enjoy minecraft well i get a lot of subscribers out of it which sounds like a joke but i genuinely i genuinely like enjoy things more if i can feel productive doing it all right like don't get me wrong sometimes sometimes i'll just log in and i'll be like i want a farm i just want to grind resources i think i think it's like a it's like i think i've become like healthier in terms of playing video games since i was a teenager because when i was a teenager okay now you notice me now you notice me i've missed completely he's out of render distance and it doesn't matter it's gonna hit him it didn't hit him at all you know i don't care i don't care i don't need your attention this is a good spot right because when i was a kid when i was like a teenager oh there's lava lakes everywhere this sucks this sucks when i was a kid i would like i'd get home and i'd play video games and i'd play them for like eight hours i'd play them for like eight hours and i'd be like wow wow why do why does my stomach feel terrible and remember oh i haven't eaten food today i haven't eaten food so i like i i quickly eat in like five minutes and then i'd play another couple hours of video games it was just not healthy it was just not healthy and now i play video games like i live in as a youtuber i honestly think i'm not addicted to them anymore because like if i'm not if i'm not doing it for like a stream or a video i'll play i'll play for like 30 to 60 minutes and i'll go oh that was nice i'm gonna do something else now and then i'll read and i'm going to be honest it's kind of kind of back this character development is kind of backfired because now playing a lot of video games that would actually be like a lucrative career move so kind of the wrong time for this character development to happen but it's fine it's fine please don't be a lava-like under here please i've been a good boy for christmas huh oh the dream all right bed we're still immune to fire for another four minutes so let's make the most of it turbo died again tubbo is gone crab rave then again every time i talk about not being addicted to video games like oh remember the potato were when you farmed for like for like what was it like 11 hours per day i'm like well i didn't enjoy that that's because i was forced to do it my hand was forced i had no choice i was like i was like a month away like two weeks away from making the finale to my most popular youtube series and suddenly this update happened and it forced my hand it forced my hand okay i made way too many of these uh uh just gonna just gonna throw these out i need all of these items is the problem that's awkward alright close enough close enough all right any second now netherright is going to spawn and everyone's going to be like wow technoblade is amazing at minecraft i can't believe he's this good at furman netherright frankly it's incredible frankly it's astounding all right any second now any minute now it's gonna happen oh oh there we go oh yes the one ancient debris that's as good as it gets ladies and gentlemen i didn't pick it up thank god it can't burn that would be very awkward i didn't even put mendon on this pickaxe that's the whole reason i got the mendon books then i forgot i'm a genius all right speed mine oh oh all right well we're up to one ancient debris ladies and gentlemen we're just unbelievably rich oh i'm already being accused of x-ray in the chat that's right guys no one else would be able to mine this much stuff without cheating i'm actually i actually plugged in a second monitor and i'm not even using it for the chat i'm just using it to x-ray that's my secret that's my secret oh there we go oh x-ray confirmed any more nah i'm gonna need to craft more of these in a second oh maybe i am x-raying oh you all doubted me you were all like he's telling a funny joke nope all i tell is the truth it's all i tell i am the most reliable new source in the world because i am a minecraft youtuber that's good enough for me yuki thank you for the 20. oh i already read that one it hasn't been scrolling automatically no drill in the spirit of chill stream conversations any books or films you've enjoyed recently uh i've mostly just been reading the same web novels as normal honestly a lot of my web novels have stopped updating recently i think it's because i'm pirating them from like second-hand websites i don't tell anyone i'm doing that because i'm an i'm an honest citizen all right i thought the server was lagging there for a second oh there we go x-ray activate do oh oh i can't think of any films i've watched recently can't think of any oh oh there we go see people were telling me i can't believe technoblade got that much ancient debris off stream he obviously went into creative mode it's so easy it's so easy what do you mean it's just not that hard to get you missed one i don't even care i do not even care chat you're probably lying and if you're not it just doesn't it's just not worth my time it's just not worth my time chat actually there is probably pretty decent odds i could miss one but i don't care we just push forward we always push forward don't want to deal with that my armor doing bedrock how far down am i wait a minute that's not what i like to see all right mike thank you for the 27 techno it's almost christmas can you call my friend eliza a nerd eliza you're a nerd robo pig what what rub novels do you read i must know well i read the king's avatar a lot although they finished translating that so but i would recommend the king's avatar it's quite fun it's quite a good web novel it also has an anime actually well people debate uh technology it's not proper anime because it was actually made in china and i just i just do not care i just like cartoons i dislike cartoons i just do not care about that crafting table oh oh x-ray x-ray pug incredible we're already up to nine oh god there's lava every oh no no no not the lava lake not the lava lake we're going back we're going back i just don't want to deal with that in my life no i've been a good boy i've been a good boy no lava please oh it's nice no it's not nice it's terrible all right this this looks this looks reasonable over here oh reasonable no more lava perhaps salem switch think of the 20 could you bully could you bully the name amelia all right emilia what a terrible name i mean oh wait i just realized there's probably people named amelia in the chat well you know what you guys are getting caught in the crossfire i'm sorry amelia's in the chat i'm sorry but it it just had to be done i was paid i was paid moderate sums of money to make fun of your name amelia's i'm sorry it had to be done all right uh f in the chat for all the emilia's out there cancelled cancelled by the amelia's oh no it turns out 80 of my viewers are actually named emilia and they all leave me they all leave me you missed one i don't care oh wait there's one right here chad i do not care i'm not going back i don't care if it's actually true or not it's just not worth going back it's just not worth going back see i actually believe you chat that's the thing i believe you there's enough of you spamming that i believe you and i just do not care i do not care i'm sorry it's just not worth it we just press forward we just press forward there will be more in the future chad it's fine it's fine see if you want me to turn back you should have said you missed three techno blade you missed three of them that'll be worth turning back for it you missed diamonds oh my god there were diamonds back there there were diamonds i gotta go i gotta go back and there's more oh just a vein of one lame lame all right we're leaving that crafting table behind we're leaving it behind i don't have an axe to mine it with that's the kind of thing you can do when you have 43 crafting tables you can leave them behind how many donations have i missed yuritsu do you like shakespeare hey he's all right eh carter thank you for the 20. i literally had a dream that i sent you money last night so here i am fulfilling the prophecy you're living in my head rent-free rent-free well it doesn't really rent free i think you're paying rent by donating oh this is what we like to see yes yes more of this oh the x-ray it's paying dividends it's paying dividends do i hear four do i hear four i do not hear four four is just i know what no one's saying four but it's fine because three is still pretty good all right helios thank you for the 26. hey techno it's my birthday can you show us your minecraft sensitivity and mouse dpi uh 66 percent dpi i want to say 800 maybe a 1600 who knows who knows oh oh god no no this is almost as bad as the lava we gotta turn we gotta turn and avoid this biome ancient debris all right x-ray don't fail me now you missed some quartz oh no i missed some quartz i missed some quartz guys we gotta turn back no not this biome again armor's still doing fine oh hello almost missed you was it only one lame lame imagine being only one netherright only one ancient debris cringe what do you not have friends you just don't have friends that's what i thought ancient debris do there we go more than one more than one lame lame imagine being one just one ancient debris what a loner what a loner kind of cringe chat not gonna lie couldn't be me i mean if i if i was a rare or i would have i would be in such a large vein the largest of veins but i'm kind of vain like that all right i'm this crafting table we're bringing it with us we're bringing it with us it deserves it it deserves it it almost burned as i said that that would have been kind of awkward i'm sure there's a slightly more optimal way to bed farm and i just do not care the minecraft experts are going to be in my comment section like a technoblade you should only go out uh 7.5 blocks before placing the next bed and i just don't care you just got to move on it's all about efficiency the only efficiency i need is time we're up to 17 already i didn't bring that many potions but i think it'll be fine i think it'll be fine you missed a bed thank you chat thank you you know i was i was just thinking to myself you know i've gone without the chats wisdom for like a whole 20 seconds i should check in and you missed a bed is the first thing i see it's the first thing i see oh i missed netherrack oh no oh not the netherick oh all right you know i've gone like 30 seconds without seeing ancient debris this is too much for me game you could just the x-ray could just start working again that would be fantastic oh it immediately pays off oh the power of begging oh and there's three do i here for the legendary four vein of ancient debris no but we'll take it i saw a four vein once it's possible i've only seen it once but it's possible we're up to 20 we're up to 20. all right well bacon worked last time so vein of four oh one second vein of four up here that's just that's just lava everywhere that's not what i wanted all right but this oh wait a minute that's not what i wanted either oh no this is not good oh hey oh hey don't mind if i do i mean while i'm here you know okay this is just not a good area to be in so i was going this way what if i go from the uh if i go slightly over here and then i go left after this up here oh it worked all right get rid of this crafting table oh i want to craft it over here actually you missed iron you missed emeralds you guys are all so incredibly useful chad thank you i don't know what i do without you guys honestly raging thank you for the 20 the highest possible van of netherrite is 12. you mean like multiple veins put together because i thought it was one i'm pretty sure it's one to four i'm pretty sure it's one to four actually all right frida thank you could you tell my twin agonies that i'm the superior one she isn't a she's not a channel member oh you're clearly the superior one freda everyone would agree the last of te thank you for the 20 three netherright per minecraft chunk is the max you can find well i found four but that might have been like on a chunk like barrier who knows who knows mama 5d thank you to the 20 can you tell aspen she's a total nerd you're a nerd johann think of the 20 tell my friend david he's a nerd odd plush thank you for the 20 do you have a favorite genre honestly romantic comedies tend to be pretty good just in general i'm i like pretty much all the comedies honestly see the actual the action's all right but the comedy is good it's just the comedy i think my my favorite anime is probably kagyu kaguya i don't know how to pronounce it love is war that one that one's great that one's great you just don't expect the storytelling to be that good and then it is and then it is yeah yeah chat make fun of me make fun of the storytelling is good i tell you it's for the plot it's for the plot and also the jokes you missed a pc oh my god a complete computer i missed the complete computer technoblade you missed tubbo i just saw tubbo technoblade you gotta believe me you gotta believe me audrey thank you for the 20 bendy pencil thank you for the 20. how much more money must i give you to get you to join my school's minecraft server that's just not happening i'm sorry game lego thank you am i in lava no i'm just on fire perpetually ancient debris let me catch up on donations for a second here you go back and get that right now young man absolutely not you you medji thank you for the 20. my mom came in when you were saying you were a good boy technoblade how do i explain this it's first it's for santa claus what else is there to explain religious ramen thank you for the 25 can you say hello shadow sniper hello shadow sniper nia thank you for the 20 thoughts on the british uh pretty mixed bag in my experience i mean on the one hand you got people like uh you got people like wilbur and phil on the other hand you have tommy so you know you know i know that's too good one bad but if you average it out it's still slightly negative chloe thank you for the 30 techno you made the twitter artist cry again what did i do what did i do to the twitter artist i don't even know what i've done but the salad timer just went off quick everybody at the south everybody hit the subscribe button we're passing skippy we're passing skeppy and subscribers go go go oh my god we're almost to 4.24 we just need a couple thousand more subscribers guys go go go go go go go go go go toxic knocks thank you for the 50 you passed geppy when he passed you two years ago tell thirty wires to duel me no no we need we need the subscribers we need the subscribers to obliterate skeppy once and for all dude plays think for the twenty hi my name is kevin happy birthday kevin happy birthday kevin turkey thank you for the 25 prestige short name of the 20. brahmo thank you for the 20 i'm just going to speed running this i'm sorry mike thank you robo pig thank you salem switch wait i actually got up here hannah blue thank you for the 20. could you call hannah nerd you're a nerd while you're vibing in the nether i remember you mentioned playing the violin at some point do you still play now i was that was just for high school twitter isn't happy that you deny oh it's because of the family dynamic nah now i'm sticking to that i'm sticking to that twitter can get bent they can get bent see that completely changes the story to me just constantly backstabbing my family members that does that doesn't work it doesn't work for me lauren thank you for the 20 who's your favorite author oh i have no idea i have absolutely no idea invader back thank you for the 25 tech now you just made all of sleepy twitter go dark rip rap hey you see you can still you can still have that be your head cannon all right i'm just not gonna act in game as if it's true all right all right no family bonds with tommy all right there's no way my elite gamer genetics are shared with that man it's just it's just it wouldn't make any sense it'd just be a massive plot hole say coffee is epic all right well you paid me money david michael thank you for the 20 jacka boy thank you for the 20 colossal thank you for the 20 paladin thank you ultimate goatee thank you for the 20. are there any data packs only spheres or pure vanilla well we have the we have the plugin where you can you can make the the maps that have images but that's about it xbox gathering of the 25 brandon king thank you for 100 sliced bread okay i'm just you know i'm just going to speedrun all of them and i'm going to go back to farming all right i'm sorry if i don't acknowledge your message but i'm going to acknowledge your name at least river thank you for the 20. jaded thank you for the 20. blake thank you raging thank you zack thank you donation he just says ohio alyssa thank you for the 25 tactic you missed a girlfriend oh no oh we gotta go back i don't want to die alone no laughing alpacas thank you for the 25. gg moon thank you for the 20. maxine find a single chunk is five all right stone python think of the 20 toxic noggins thank you for the 50. all right i'm just gonna assume i'm caught up if i somehow missed one i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm doing my best here agnes thank you for the donation can you tell my twin frieda that she's a loser because i've been a channel number since a month ago you're a loser for you lucas thank you for the 20. okay we're going we're going we're playing the game we're playing minecraft again we're getting more another right i have no idea where my portal home is it's going to be kind of awkward oh i have to go up higher see it's actually quite dangerous because if i click like slightly wrong i just die almost immediately but it's okay because technoblade is just it's just incapable of making mistakes i tell you it's just incapable i tell you i was going to phrase that differently the second time and i just didn't because i'm so capable where's my ancient debris at it's been a while that's soul sand come on game you can't make me go 60 seconds without ancient debris that's just uncalled for it's just uncalled for a game oh thank you see chat complaining works complaining works oh it works so well it works so well the moral of the lesson is that you you just gotta complain louder when things aren't going your way you just gotta complain the squeaky wheel gets the grease is the phrase i believe or maybe i'm getting it wrong who knows who knows if i am be sure to complain about it be sure to complain about it got one more bed left but we can craft more it's fine we have so much wool left tuck no blade you missed some netherrite oh my god i'm just gonna make 15. if i can't pick it up well then so be it so be it oh we have to get rid of this actually oh we nailed it you missed one i just don't care i just do not care chat you're probably lying anyways see the first time i believed you i'm sure i've missed at least one this stream but not there but not there i don't believe you and even if i did i wouldn't turn back it's just not worth it you just gotta push forward what coordinates am i at 800 oh that might actually be a pain getting back home maybe if i turn around and start bed mining in the other direction that'll work oh hey oh don't mind if i do don't mind if i do oh yes four do i hear four no that's fine that's fine i'm okay with three i'm humble like that i'm okay with three and then we're gonna go over here and then we're gonna turn right at some point some point in the near future i'm just so good at this game i'm just so good at minecraft ivan thank you for the 20 tell my friend kat to log on mc and get her own resources instead of living in my base and mooching off my stuff i feel you might relate having tommy in your basement true true we can't tell tommy we got all this nether right he would waste all of it i'm keeping in my energy chest there's no way it's just not allowed now we're already at 300. this will beat up my armor eventually but it seems to be doing fine it's my pickaxe i'm more worried about we probably should have put mandate on it but on the other hand i would mend it have helped helped us there's not really a whole lot of experience sources down here but in the future in the future [Music] all right where's that ancient debris at i've decided to complain some more because it always works it always works i want an ancient debris in the next 60 seconds go this is a lot of lava this is the opposite of ancient debris i actually don't have that many beds so i have to get ancient debris now oh that is just not good but it's okay i still have another bed so i can ain't debris no no ah get rid of this cover of all this that's just not good any second now chat the complaining strat it works every time it's meta it's meta i threw out the actual netherright that i need for the the netherrack complain oh no oh no chat the complaining it stopped working is this the end this is the end of techno rich no it's not cause i'm gonna keep complaining i'm gonna keep complaining in this next one this is the one this is the one this is it oh i was so correct i was oh there's two of it there's two of it the complaining worked they all doubted me they're like this is a techno blade complaining can't save you this time and it does it saves me every time even more i guess five is okay i guess it's decent acceptable even all right well you know it maybe it'll take a little bit more to get the next one because we just got a ton that's acceptable to me game that's acceptable i won't complain about that or will i or will i you know maybe i will complain maybe i will that lava that lava is annoying get rid of it in fact i demand compensation for vane it works it works so well it's just the strongest strategy in the game all right here we go i'm gonna complain i can't believe i only got a two vein of ancient debris for minimal effort i demand three more okay that was a bit much that was a bit much i'll admit maybe maybe we're going for a little bit too much here but 42 ancient we need to fix toothpick at some point you're right chet you're right we'll probably stop mining soon tubbo was gone oh he's back tubbo is back doo doo doo doo oh no the lavas to the left can i turn right now i'm at like x 800 and i really don't want to be at x 800 that's just not a good place to be that's just such a long walk back home nope all right if i don't get one in the next two beds i will complain i will complain slightly i will raise a moderate complaint all right i'm gonna actually meet my mic this time okay yeah he actually walked out of the room without saying anything so my proper mic mutant was for nothing it was for nothing but at least it demonstrated character growth character growth i tell you i learned how to mute my mic on live stream it's a good skill to learn this isn't all going into a fire right that would be kind of awkward if it was that would just that would just not be ideal oh i nailed it perfectly the exact number of beds to fill my inventory all right i want an ancient debris now or i will be moderately upset i will be moderately upset game i want one immediately oh my god i just took i just took like one tick of fire damage and now i'm upset i am complaining to minecraft's manager give me ancient debris it's not working it's not working i'm gonna complain about the complaining not working and then i'm gonna get a four main it's gonna work incredible could this be it the end of the complaining strategy no i refuse to i refuse okay one second i won't give up on it i've complained my entire life and i'm sure about to not i'm sure ain't i sure ain't gonna stop now oh it works oh there's four what did i tell you chat complaining undefeated it's undefeated chat wait five it's just so good j the tech the karen strategy it's so good this is what we call the care and mining method it's just so good karen donates 20. i give you my care and energy go complaining straight go thank you karen you got me five you got me five ancient debris it was all from your power i couldn't have done this without you karen it just couldn't have happened without you all right bad wolf potatoes or justice thank you the 20 owl winter think of the 20 my entire twitter is crying technoblade what have you done oh no oh no aaron thank you for the 20. i used to complain in strat for the first time and i got three another right pog yeah boy nick thank you for the 20. yo if you read this tell danny that they're cool they love your anarchy and they're working really hard on a cosplay danny you're cool all right complaining strat activate see that didn't work cause i wasn't actually complaining i was just saying the word complain it's just not the same in fact see i i've i've gone against the ideals of the complaint and strat so now there's lava everywhere and i hate it i hate lava all right all right here we go we just gotta complain this lava is so annoying oh didn't work it didn't work but we just have to have faith we just have to have faith chat any second now thank you british narrator i let's just love how techno's caused like 10 canon deaths so far in exchange for zero of his own techno blade never dies true true this is all correct information i keep hitting f1 by accident and it's making me furious give me ancient debris this is the game's fault somehow all right i did it again are we gonna get a stack of ancient debris that would be pretty pop oh god oh there's lava everywhere this is the end plants falling apart chat this could be it this could be it chat unless i complain oh oh it's all over it's all over your pickaxe i know my pickaxe needs durability all right i am aware but i cannot repair it right now look i'm actually headed back towards the portal right now i'm actually going back home i'm multitasking toxic knock sick thank you for the 50 boy thank you for the 20 when's frame of mine 2.0 coming i have no idea lauren i thank you for the 25 can you call my friend diego a nerd diego you're a nerd i think of the 20 lunatic everything thank you for the 25. umeji is my boyfriend and i can't believe he donated 20. i can't let him one-up me take 25 that's exactly the kind of competition i want to see here on the technoblade channel all right let me just get caught up so i don't miss any really what do you think of oscar wilde also can you call my friend reno nerd rin you're a nerd a little flower think of the 20 tiger mc think of the 20. lucas thank you for the 20 oh lucas oh well it's not spelled with the k so he's okay i think the bad lucas is spelled with a k okay i literally was saying that and i just found a second donation from lucas but this one's spelled with the k i'm sorry lucas i'm sorry thank you for the 20. that's just such an awkward coincidence lucas with the k a fast games thank you for the 20. agnes thank you can you call my twin frida nerd all right i wish it was just two it was just awkward we got two lucas's in a row two lucas's in a row emma thank you for the 20 i have to go study for my finals now have a great rest of the stream okay bye emma good luck on your finals food thank you for the 20. my sister grace is dozing through your stream since 10 p.m here can you yell at her to wake up grace wake up wake up grace wake up detective happy thank you for 100 how was floof he's doing all right how's lee floor guy i haven't seen him around recently carry anything from the 20. oh wait i think i read that one i think i'm caught up unity blue thank you for the hundred john borg thank you for the twenty can you call my girlfriend emily endured emily you're a nerd bro i'll donate 100 if you tell 30 virus to duel me 30 virus could you please duel this man except not really the longer you delay the richer i get all right i told him i told him man any second now any second now ow my ears look i just i just woke everyone up all right i woke up all the graces i had i had to wake them up so they could hit the subscribe button so they could hit the subscribe button wait did i forget to set this i forgot to set the sellout timer [Music] i think there would be another nine minutes on it actually so it's fine it's fine if you bind use item block to v then hold it down you can ding a bell at hyper speed i'll have to try that next time deuce i'll have to try that next time lucas what's wrong with lucas with a k i think money will solve this problem perhaps it's just a reference to uh to the minecraft story mode stream so there was a lucas and that guy sucked he sucked half the character sucked to be fair but him especially a promise is a promise thank you toxic for the hundred i actually caught up on donations now just kidding poopy just donated 20 sub detecto blade pog all right you know i haven't got an ancient debris in a while maybe if i complain about it good things will happen i'm so upset that i haven't gotten any ancient debris lately i'm so upset i would like to speak to minecraft's manager if the if the manager of minecraft could uh get could get in the chat and explain to me why i'm not finding ancient debris it works melon king thank you for the 50. can you say hi to my friend chris thank you for the 20 sahara hello chris ellen the fox thank you for the 20 what is your favorite minecraft memory oh there's so many i i would not be able to think of one on the spot without someone saying well what about this other memory and i'd be like oh well that's a way better memory although when in minecraft monday week six it's gotta be up there it's gotta be up there all right my fire resistance is out guys it's gonna it doesn't mean anything but it's gonna be really annoying mine and now which means i have more content to complain i can complain and get so much ancient debris oh the fire it's hot it's hot give me the ancient debris we have 49 ancient debris that's crazy [Music] well at least we're rich you know the title was not clickbait immense riches will be ours technoblade would never clickbait you technoblade is an honest man an honest man who would appreciate more ancient debris minecraft i'm a little bit too high here it works so well it works so well i'm just so unbelievably wealthy now and it's all thanks to complaining the care and energy is carrying me the karen carey all right i think i think it's about time for us to get out of here i think it's time to go home how do i get back actually i need to get back to the surface sarcastic kiwi are you having a good stream today yes i am sarcastic kiwi thank you for the 100. elias thank you for the 20. can you say happy birthday to my sister naomi happy birthday naomi in fact happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it is today i know i know there's i know there's a lot of you guys out there you might you you're on lunatic you're on fight fight fight hannah can you call me a nerd for my birthday you're a nerd you're a nerd purple stupidness thank you for the twenty you don't know how to catch pokemon are you dumb i don't know how to catch pokemon would you ever do a technoblade lover host that sounds like the worst thing i could possibly imagine i'm not going to lie to you denise thank you for the 20 eclipsey on think of the 20 ellen thank you for 20. all right deuce thank you for the 50 here's another pro tip just dig a straight tunnel and place tnt every other block instead of using beds much less fire and pain well tnt is expensive all right and beds are not beds are just not expensive at all how do i get back i need to get back up to the surface oh god maybe if i follow the bed trail here we'll get back to somewhere reasonable pog why did i just reload chunks that was not helpful what if i blow up a bed here will i get ancient debris if i complain no but i found an exit well not not quite an exit but did i also make this place who knows who knows but i want to get out of here i want to leave oh we're going the wrong way entirely oh i'm a genius toothpick is gone toothpick is fine it's fine look at it it's got so much durability all right christopher donates toothpick no no listen listen chad i can't lose my only remaining weapon okay is that actually my portal that kind of that kind of looks like my portal honestly well i looked away for one second one second and i fall into a pit of lava you just can't trust the nether man i don't wanna think of the twenty bruh thank you for the twenty i'm watching the stream in vr pug truly the ideal viewing experience fixed toothpick yes yes i have men in books back home you saw me get the bend in books we're good is this actually my portal are the coordinates even right i don't think they're right yeah i don't think this is my portal i don't know whose portal it is though toothpick toothpick is not gone all right chat relax relax chat oh yeah there's no way that's my there's no way that's my portal there's just no chance my portal is way over there how do i get there there's a bridge over it's fine we'll get back we'll get back easily easily i tell you i kind of want to stop by le mans i don't have any potions well i just stored everything valuable i want to drop by leman berg two two le mans guys are online i don't have any potions but i still want to stab them please do not knock me off that would be very awkward that would be very awkward you know i'm just going to drop by check on in check on in you know see the sights see last time when i dropped by i got three of you one which is not scientifically possible now so it's already good it's already a step up from last time just gonna drop on by lemandberg for the audience retention you know as you do as you do look toothpick has enough durability left for a fight come on come on it's fine it's fine little echo thank you for the 25 techno please not the pickaxe i swear you're the you're the kind of player who looks their item and it's got ten durability and yeah it's you're like yeah it's fine yeah it's fine come on it's got tender ability unbreaking three that's like 30 durability it's fine you missed a dragon egg thank you christopher i will head back immediately lunatic thank you for the 27 egg yo thank you for 27. my father in the wind takes the 20. you should replace the propaganda with cool fanart that's a good idea bean man thank you for the 20. now that's at this and he says tell bean man he's a nerd all right human gps podcast and rabbit okay we need to quickly we need to get in and stab the people in the man bird quickly so we can get back in time for the sellout timer which i'm gonna be honest i don't think we're getting back in time for it that just does not seem realistic at all it just does not does just not seem realistic at all they aren't there are they not there well then we can just vibe we can just vibe we can check out the hound army breed them some more all right you know what i'm gonna put i'm gonna delay the sellout timer by four minutes by four minutes please don't spam coordinates is anyone still spamming coordinates i've explained why not to do that like like five times like five times oh laser beam is here i can't kill him he's one of my youtube gaming bros is anyone here i'm very stealthy right now it would sure suck if lemandberg saw me in their territory and caught and did uh did a high-speed chase spanning 20 minutes of high viewership content oh that would suck i sure hope that doesn't happen oh i sure hope vast sums of people do not donate me all their money oh that would suck it's not working all right all right they're not here they're actually not here all right well we can breed the wolves at least we gotta hurry for the sellout timer to the bees techno you missed dirt oh god we gotta go back we gotta get the dirt we gotta get the dirt it's just so necessary it's just so necessary we have uh i i don't have any rotten flesh on me but i think i left some here complain you're right i didn't complain enough i didn't complain enough that's why they're not here the wolves haven't grown up wait has no one been here like the entire time i've been on the server because it's definitely been 20 minutes well at least it's been the five minutes i can breed them oh we're gonna have so many hounds we're gonna have so many hounds hello max we're the new baby stop stop standing on the ledge that's not a good place you know what you know what you can live your life on the edge that's fine that's fine that's your choice i got all of them right one they're not about to teleport to me and it's gonna be awkward bees they were shoving me man with their hitboxes up chat you said they weren't here you said they weren't here chad you liars nice all right alberto thank you blood for the blood gods hey tech now can you tell blue she's in her blue you're a nerd alexander thank you for the 20. hey techno was gone for a while what did i miss also first time donating pog oh we got a lot another right you missed your soul thank you cap thank you anything goes thank you to 25 why do i hear footsteps ah it's fine he's gone all right we're just gonna we're just gonna sneak out of here i'm not i'm not gonna assassinate laser beam all right he's a chill youtube gaming dude where did he go oh mystery for later mario's thank you for the 20 i reckon you should do the chica dance for us i don't i i don't think i'm gonna do that oh the techno prop again we got to replace all of this with fanart all right this is this is as i was saying earlier this was a prime fan art opportunity the anti-technoblade propaganda and then we just did not we did not use it at all british area thank you for 20 please name a wolf onyx the next time you're down there i'm gonna be honest i'm going to forget that british narrator it's too late it's too late there's no way i'm going to remember that far into the future i've already i've probably already forgotten like three things people have told me to do when i get back home oh god the sellout timer goes off in like in like 12 seconds quick delay at another two minutes delayed another two minutes i have to get back home first laser beam would not snitch yeah yeah laser beams chill and he's all he also logged out so that's also another reason he wouldn't snitch possibly possibly are you guys getting debated by a fake dream again why do you guys do this every time oh the real dream joined wait was it the actual dream in the chat for once because they get debated they get debated so many times the amount of fake dreams my chat has been fooled by is insane just one person just renames their youtube account dream and they're like oh oh technoblade the real dream is here in fact how do i know this dream in the server isn't a fake is he verified on minecraft i don't see a verification tick next to his name sounds fake sounds fake egan thank you for the 20 where's tommy i don't think he's streaming today so we're just doing a nice chill solo stream i say his dream logs in ominously ominously aaron thank you for the 20 make a prank video titled it the pranks of yeah i can't i can't do that that would get me demonetized demonetized i tell you maybe dream logged in because he knew the sellout timer was about to go off and he's like technoblade needs my help he needs my help for the channel member bell he needs my assistance all right expert day thank you for the 20. oh we only have 18 seconds left we only have 18 seconds left before it happens oh no it spawned me far away no no no no no no no no no why is the portal why is it so far out here no no three seconds no we didn't make it but you can still hit the subscribe button you can still hit the subscribe button the sellout timer has got off hit the subscribe button everybody subscribe while i desperately run back to my base and stall for time hit that subscribe button we've actually got a lot of subscribers today i think we've passed guppy officially pog pog through think of the 20 tell dream he's fake perhaps perhaps zayn think of the 25 can you say merry christmas saying merry christmas zayn we gotta get back to our base for the channel number bell but while we're doing that hit the subscribe button hit the subscribe button i'm gonna get by i'm gonna get to my base and dream's just gonna be chilling he's just gonna be chilling in my house like sup this is your house nah this is my house stuck no blade i live here now it's mine we gotta get to the channel number bell we gotta get there in time for the sellout timer for the sellout timer oh thank god we made it here in time channel member bell everybody hit the channel member wait wait wait someone someone did what was it oh god it works it's making so much noise you have to become a channel member now don't look at that guy over there don't look at that guy i'm busy right now pay no attention to the man that just walked through the window pay no attention to that man because you were about to hit this you ready to hit the join button hit the join button hit the if we make a loud enough noise he'll go away if we make a loud enough noise he'll go away guys hit that join button i'm making so much money it's unbelievable it's frankly unbelievable how well this works i'm just using the bell in minecraft why is it so lucrative one of us one of us one of us streams just sitting here like how long is he going to do this for how long have you said i'm going to do it until it works i'm going to do this until it stops working which means two hours okay i'm gonna stop let's let's rebind this use item right click all right all right let me just uh one second here yeah he's not going to suspect when he sees like the just the painting of tommy when he sees the painting of tommy he'll just he'll never suspect when he just sees the thing labeled tommy when he sees the thing labeled tommy he's not going to suspect he's not going to suspect it's fine it's fine you know what i have to pick these just he's just standing outside menacingly menacingly all right mending and now toothpick will repair itself at some point in the future all right what else do i have to hide before he sees it i have to hide this entire house i think we still have time i have to hide that entire cobblestone tower i don't think he knows chet i don't think he knows i think we're fine chet i think we're fine he doesn't suspect he suspects nothing chad he suspects nothing hey hey there am i deafened in discord i am deaf and he's been talking to me this whole time and i'm deafened hello dream thank god you're here my audience retention was going down man did i not undefine no i did on deafen he's just standing there oops one second oh there you go take your time drink my viewership is going up so if you could stall for another five minutes as always stan say on twitter dream is on technoblade's live stream quick everyone tune in and hit the subscribe button everyone subscribe all right how are you doing on this lovely afternoon uh pretty good pretty good i see this construction next door oh it's incredible it's incredible it looks terrible ah i think i think it looks pretty good yeah not really looks nice i actually i actually came here and i visited the other day with um with ghostburg ah i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna need you to stop like trespassing on my property without permission it's just it's just kind of weird you know i mean i know i owe you a favor and all but doesn't mean you can you can just walk in whenever you know well that's fair think of it like think of it like i'm a genie and you get your one wish and you want to like cash that in you know you know okay yeah that's that's fair i thought ghostburg i thought ghostburg was living with you so i have no idea what gospel is doing he's just vibing he shows up he shows up well i know that tommy's been here thank you duco taco for the hundred uh cold boy thank you for the 50. uh art chain she'll be in thank you for the 50. uh go on go on dream i'm listening i'm listening uh our change will be in thank you for another 50. a deuce thank you for the 20. uh emo wolf thank you for the 20. conaway thank you for 20 chat i don't think he suspects jet i think we're fine i think we're fine um well listen uh tycho welcome new channel member oh sorry sorry dream go on go on no it's okay it's okay it's okay i don't know taco welcome new channel member king pig tear pog oh sorry sorry go on go on i don't anonymous fan welcome new channel member what the hell is wrong yeah they just they just keep okay okay i just caught up i just caught up it's fine there's no more okay here we go technically you ready you ready are you ready fender bender welcome new channel member okay i think we're caught up i guardian cherisher thank you for the 20 have you reacted to any of the dream smp animatics uh not when i reacted to like a fan video but not like uh not like an animatic i do watch those though i'm sorry dream go on go on i'm sorry uh cole is not awesome welcome new channel member jada james thank you unity blue welcome new channel member backbiter835 welcome welcome everybody kingpinter yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry go on foxy welcome new channel member yeah reigns thank you for the 20 he says donation to distract dream thank you reigns thank you all right all right i'm sorry i'm sorry go on go on i just got two more okay okay you need two more that's fine dina kenna bratik katherine llama thank thank all welcome new challengers gamer to go welcoming channel number princess joy pal cone thank you for the 20 now this carol welcome new channel member all right we're caught up oh actually francis you don't want to just come up here and ring this bell it seems like you're really yeah you know we're basically we're basically doing this we're basically doing this penguin fan david oh i'm making so much money stalling right now this is incredible this is incredible oh yeah i actually like i actually just did the sellout timer but you being here is just like an inherent sellout timer oh okay okay okay all right so anyhow this was a nice conversation uh yeah i'm gonna go back to my stream now so if you could just you could just leave that'd be fantastic but yeah tell me when you think of a wish i'm magical you don't want you don't want to have a conversation techno well i mean i mean if you want to cash in on the wish we could have a conversation you know i don't want to i don't want to cash in on the wish all right but just leave that ominously in the air for audience retention that's true i can appreciate that there's always that wish later but i will remind you welcome to your channel number venti ice cream girl asf cuppy thank you thank you i'm sorry go on lambo uzumaki hannah thank you this will catch your attention this will get your attention i'm sorry i'm sorry my family member just walked in i have to i have to mute my mic my family member just walked that wasn't a troll they walked in and said like went and then they walked out i don't know why they did that what the hell is wrong with you that that was that was my brother man you can't take my time oh i'm sorry i'm wasting your time dream i'm sorry well i'm live you know so really i'm wasting two hundred and eleven thousand people's times that's kind of how my content works someone just donated and said filibuster dream like i'm going until he leaves the filibuster is working all right i i just have one thing to say okay my roommate's mad we can just ignore i looked at him yeah he's not a big fan of eye contact yeah he's a little bit of a you know lone wolf you might say anyway anyway so you like to talk about the story of theseus a lot right oh yeah okay well i will remind you that in the story of theseus did you do you know do you know how he dies oh yeah he gets like heated off of a cliff by some guy by what guy bro i don't remember this one is this class some some like king he gets he gets eated off of the cliff by the guy who was the king of the island that he took refuge on after exile now i'm not pointing this out for any particular you don't know his name either do you no i don't know his name yeah that's what i thought i wouldn't say yeah that's what i thought but still but still but still i i i'm just you know i'm just just just pointing it out you know i know you're you know as as long as i know where tommy is which i do you know oh yeah whereas i might come in here at any point but where is he right now okay well i have no idea where he is but yeah that's what i thought that's what i thought he's locked down he could be anywhere he could be anywhere he's around here listen there's a picture of tommy and wilbur on the wall that could be anyone's picture that could be anyone's ugly house in your house yesterday that you said was yours that said how to build a girlfriend technical does that sound like you listen don't don't did you really think that you were fooling me i don't appreciate this judgment dream i don't appreciate this all right not all of us can be chad's with 14 million subscribers some of us are lonely guys with only 4.24 million if everyone could just hit the subscribe button you're saying this ugly cobblestone tower that was naturally generated it was always there it was always their dream oh i'm getting mauled well listen i was just reminding you of that story okay you like you like to point out how you know it it collides with this story a lot i think i think it could you know especially maybe maybe if i you know maybe eventually maybe i will call in maybe i will call in a favor but sounds good sounds good i've gained 20 000 viewers in this conversation this is fantastic keep talking the filibuster is really working oh well this is the wrong floor see i i told you like could you stop going through my house and you you like you just keep entering and leaving my house repeatedly well listen it's very rude it's very rude you took me to this sign yesterday and you were claiming this these these were you let me let me just read these signs again bella butt again you look at me i'm a businessman i'm a businessman dream all right it's a sky block it's a sky block reference no there's a pig foot it gives plus one foot dumb size it gives plus one speed oh why would tommy didn't sell his foot anyways am i right yeah i don't know because it could be it could be a rabbit foot all right it could be any foot listen cobblestone tower of power oh we got that we got that one checked off we can just remove that sign upgrade weapons you have full netherright i actually just added mendon to my pickaxe today so i guess we just shocked that one off get technoblade's weapons how could how could you write get technoblade's weapons dude i speak in the third person all the time haven't you heard my key phrase technoblade never dies i say it all the time dream okay listen cringe therapy but spelt wrong it's a hard word to spell no it's you are an english major i dropped out of college because minecraft was the only thing i had the intellectual capacity for what i just fell down here yeah you just gotta swim out there's it's not really an established place yet get overall get more leverage leverage is good okay okay build girlfriend that's still a work in progress that's the weirdest one yeah it's a work in progress all right well listen the reason i didn't say anything the other day and yesterday is because i don't necessarily care as long as i know where he is because he's not coming to the man berg and if he comes to the man berg though it's a problem all right sounds good yeah all right you really need to keep going you really need to keep these doors closed because this is something chicken on a there's a chicken there's a chicken what they just they just walk in and then they kill all my villagers it's kind of cool okay all right well i guess it's there forever now yeah it's kind of perfect all right well i'm sure that i will probably see you tomorrow or i'm into another day this just seems so rude do i barge into your house stream and just start looking through your stuff and commenting on you on your suspicious to-do list on your wall actually do you even have a house i've never seen you in a house i don't you have a house but it's very very far from here do you like are you homeless is this like you just no no i'm not that you don't have a house i'm not homeless i do have a house do you sleep outside dream i have a i don't even sleep but i do have prove you have a house bring me to it no i'm not gonna take you to my house dude this guy doesn't have a house he's he owns the minecraft he owns the minecraft server and he never built a house because all he does is show up ominously on people's screens far away oh yeah you wouldn't know my house it goes to another school it goes to another school technically i'm leaving what the hell is wrong i'm gonna follow you to your house then no i'm i'm following you to your house stream i'm not i don't i'm not gonna go to my house i'm gonna go back to that's because you don't have a house stream you're homeless i do your homeless dream i have that's why you show up at my house she wanted to sleep here for the night but i was logged in showed up to keep an eye on tommy that's why i show your house oh my god you need to live in the cobblestone tower dream i mean we have room if you if you need a place to sleep man i i have a bed i have a bed man you could you can sleep here under like a tree or something i have a house okay sure it's like my house is the biggest house on the server i believe you man i believe everyone believes you everyone believes you i promise i'm actually i'm not even kidding it's a huge it's like you use redstone i i believe you man the the redstone the amazing redstone house that's just that's just never been witnessed before but trust me it's real i believe you well okay yeah you're right it's right because why would i see i keep my house secret because then nobody can come and pillage it and barge into my house i completely believe you dream it's okay we're on we're on the same page there yeah we're on the same page we have a house we absolutely ever it's the hugest house nobody's seen a house to start your stream's house i believe you thank you i believe you okay i'm glad we're on the same page i'm just gonna go to my giant house now all right without you have fun he's not in vc he's not in vc how did he disappear how did he disappear oh my god he's building a hat i can't be seen i can't be seen is that his house is he building a house because i shamed him too much did i shame him too much that he's now building a cobblestone house because i made fun of him for being homeless is that what has happened oh is this this is sad to see this is this is sad to see oh no oh it's the largest house i've ever seen oh he's building a door he is he is chat he is oh this is this is just depressing this is just sad i can't i can't bear to watch chat we gotta get out of here we gotta get out of here we bullied him too much chet we bullied him too much oh no he just wanted to be the intimidated villain chad and now we've just ruined his prestige he needs a house he needs a house he's making the cobblestone thing all right well you know i i let's not let's not make fun of him guys okay there's nothing there's nothing shameful about being homeless it's very disrespectful i mean it's it's the pandemic it's hard rent prices just keep going up while wages are stagnant all right it's not it's not that bad it's not that bad the important thing is that we leave him to his own devices all right because he has his own dignity as another human being all right that's the important thing that's the important thing is that we do not we do not spy on him all right we're just we're just not going to spy on him that would be very rude that would be very rude on an unrelated note i am going to start brewing i'm going to start brewing some potions but that's not related because we're respecting his boundaries chat we're respecting him it's hard times for dream it's hard times for dream all right we we we're gonna respect him all right all right there's there's nothing to make fun of here there's nothing to make fun of at all all right all right chat don't laugh don't laugh chat do not laugh it's very rude it's unacceptable even chat all right all right do not laugh do not laugh chat absolutely no after chat absolutely no laughter why is there a slowness potion in here no i messed it up okay you know that just does not matter to me it does not matter to me let me catch up on my donations for a second fossil net homeless stream thank you for the hundred pan pan thank you for the 20. behold nonsense thank you for the 20. nova stellar thank you for the 20. the aaron yes thank you for the 20. xbox can't think of the 25 kershall thank you for the 20. pan pan thank you techno stall techno stall dream distraction pogba thank you backstab thank you t-toxie thank you who was me i'm just gonna assume that's all of them because we gotta go we gotta go chat all right chad it's time to watch respectfully it's time to watch respectfully chad i i we're we're gonna you know it'd be it'd be very rude for all of us to go over to his to his cobblestone house and and laugh at him from a distance all right that's why i would not do such a thing i would not do such a thing chat that would be rude and uncalled for all right i would never that would just be that just be a low that would be a low blow honestly all right that'd just be too far it'd be too far a chat it'd just be too far oh it's made out of dirt he ran out of cobblestone and now he's building the rest out of dirt oh no oh no no no he's he's got the dirt house it's gonna have the grass top chat i have not seen a man this broke in a long time chat oh no no no oh oh no no no it happened oh i actually did set this out timer oh that poor man in this dirt house oh enderman leave don't take his dirt don't take his dirt under man i know i have armor on that's why i'm hiding behind a ledge here oh that poor man okay i need to i need a place to dump items that won't be seen i really don't care i really don't care i'm just i'm just throwing it on the ground here if he picks that up he's not gonna suspect that that could be anyone's tommy sign that could be anyone's tommy sign tommy hasn't been here [Music] oh no no no oh no no no oh there he is he's in full another right he's in full nether right and he has a dirt house with a wood door oh no oh oh no oh he's got the minecraft music on he's building his first house guys he's building his first house enderman go away enderman don't take his dirt oh the grass is growing jet the grass is growing oh no oh wait is he making another room out of dirt he doesn't even have wood he doesn't even have wood chat oh no is he walking over here no no no no i am watching respectfully chat i am watching respectfully all right nobody is allowed to make fun of this man see he's a hard-working man all right he's building his house he's looking up uh he's looking up a tutorial on youtube as we speak he's all tabbing because there's no way a man could build such a beautiful dirt house he has to use the plate to plow the snow oh he's finishing off the wall here he's got the stick he's got the stick he's got a world edit the rest of the dirt guys oh no no no oh this is so sad this is so sad oh this guy is somehow more broke than tommy in it i didn't think it was possible i didn't think it was possible i watched how much left on my invis four minutes oh this poor man this poor man wait he's actually placing stairs he's got into the good part of the tutorial thank you zach for the 25 go up and open and close the store not that would be rude that would be impolite man dr jack thank you for the 50 thank you techno i proved my friend wrong why does he have a dirt house with the with the wood stairs i guess you can't make dirt stairs but still destroy the green blob if you do i'll drop a 100 yeah one second let me just drop by and quick drop the the strongest enemy i have on the servo we're not really enemies but you know what i mean with a low durability pickaxe yeah let me get right on that man let me just let me just jump right on over there and take him out and hope my pickaxe doesn't die while it happens even if he went afk it'd probably break yeah let me get right on that let me get right on that irmo thank you for the 20 please call my friend vanilla out vanilla you're a clown you're a clown oh this poor man this poor man the years of playing build mart has prepared him for this he just plays snow or is that white quartz i don't know i i'm not quartz concrete who knows oh this is sad oh this is depressing oh no this is his first day playing minecraft you see the thing is he's he's a speed runner so he never has to build he's never had to play minecraft this long he doesn't make a heist of nomad he said he's building it out of dirt he's building it out of dirt oh no oh no well he managed to complete it before the sun went down so we'll at least be protected from zombies guys we have to give him that the zombies will not be able to get through his dirt house all right he hasn't been in the vc this okay i just i just had to check discord to make sure he hasn't been listening to me this entire time that would that would be a bit awkward that would be a little bit awkward guys yep i really don't see a zombie getting through that i think he's protected possibly from skeletons as well possibly who knows who knows you know there's a village he could have lived in like right over there and all of the houses are nicer but no but no is he cutting down trees he's upgrading his house he's upgrading it to wood ladies and gentlemen he's upgrading it to wood go see what's inside do i dare take the risk do i dare i dare i'm going in dreams evil lair there's a chest dreams evil bedroom dreams evil bathroom all right we gotta get out of here we gotta yeah this is this is like slenderman this is like slenderman we just found the papers we just found the papers and we're out and we dip we dip is he still where is he oh there's a creeper right there is he still over there what's he doing no he's not there he's he's somewhere is he at my house oh there he is oh he's going back he's going back to his evil air his evil lair he's thrown at the snow no the not the sticks those are some of your most prized possessions stream don't throw them away can you really afford to be throwing this away dream all right he has an axe oh wait there's a baby zombie no that's just a regular zombie oh it's gonna take him down oh no dream you have to be in the house the houses gives you protection from the zombie stream what are you doing he's building it out of a different type of wood entirely no no not the creeper no he's beautiful build no no it's all gonna go up in flames no oh his front lawn is ruined it's ruined no his real estate value it's gone from five dollars to three no no how could this happen how could this happen and the zombie gets him that's why you gotta stay in the house stream or the zombies will get you that's what the house is for a dream oh no oh no has any man suffered as much as dream has in this one stream penguin thank you for the 21st dono pog techno i just got my first parrot please give me a name for the blue boy bro i'm not good with the namespan i'm not good with names uh call him i don't know rain rain the parrot because he's blue rain that's actually decent name oh he's building why is he building that on the side who knows who knows pan pan thank you donation amazing zach thank you for the 20. dude my invis is going to run out will i read donations and he's just going to stare at me and i'm going to be awkwardly sitting here on a ledge it's gonna be hilarious can you please wish reese a happy birthday happy birthday reese happy birthday everyone whose birthday it is jason give him a bed should we should we sneak in there and give him some free build and stuff i don't really want to risk it i this is this is a sensitive time all right we we already we saw how he reacted earlier when he called him out man all right he's very sensitive about this all right i i don't want to embarrass him i don't want to embarrass him k stabs thank you send help thank you deathbringer thank you for the 100 blood for the blood god pastel thank you oh he's repairing his lawn he didn't repair my lawn when a creeper went off but okay okay i guess i guess that's just the difference in treatment i'm just not valued as a teammate here andy thank you for the 20 thank you oh this is so sad this is so sad this is this is this is supposed to he has access to creative mode and this is his house it's it's got the dirt the dirt top it's gonna become grass eventually is he just gonna leave the oak stairs there is that is that a stylistic choice i think it is chet i think it is home was taken oh no more like home not found am i right am i right guys oh no oh the skeleton's going after him oh no oh no this poor man this poor man he's having to build a house for the first time in his minecraft career oh quackity's online oh three minutes of invis left oh wait is that a light source in there no it's just an oh i fell oh this is awkward does that zombie see me no no no no no no no that's not fair that's not for a zombie no no your eyesight isn't that good we got to take him down we have to silence him before he alerts stream all right all right help him i don't want to help him man you saw how angry he got earlier when we pointed out that he didn't own a house he was furious no trespassers allowed quote technoblade 2. i be a trespasser oh he's got a light source he has a light source he's crafted a torch oh wait no he's carrying it he's carrying the light source i can see it with optifine he's just added a light source to his house and now mobs won't spawn in his house because it's properly lit up oh thank god that zombie looked a dream he was kind of selling me oh he's just invented torches he's just invented torches ladies and gentlemen now mobs won't be able to spawn in a nearby area okay quick i have to i have to get back to my base i have to get back to my base the sellout timer is going off quick quick everybody hit the subscribe button everybody subscribe to technoblade subscribe to technoblade everyone yes subscribe hit the subscribe button i need so many subscribers today because i didn't stream yesterday so i got less subscribers because i didn't actually do anything but still subscribe subscribe to technoblade oh we're almost to 4.25 mil oh my god already we're almost a quarter of the way from four million to five million i believe i believe let's ring the channel number bell let's get some channel members let's get some channel members deathbringer thank you for the 100 soon you might get a wood wooden shovel oh you're so right you're so right channel lumber bell one of us one of us he's in the call by himself crying true do you think a transitionary state is necessary in the transition from the capitalist mode of production to the socialist first titan i play minecraft this is not the question to ask me i just ring bell and make money it's too complicated for my feeble brain little echo thank you for the 50 as a voice in your head spook the green blob i'll drop 100 for it i don't want to mess with that man you should throw a snowball at him perhaps perhaps thank you thank you strangers still how good are you with solitaire i i've forgotten how to play that game jake one of us one of us i'm still invisible one of us one of us all right i'm gonna go back and spy and dream after this see if he's invented stone tools yet everybody subscribe to technoblade subscribe to technoblade yes and hit the join button one of us all right all right we're headed back we're headed back what items do i need what would be a good item to troll him with i mean if we had to troll him with something like what would be a good item see he's smart i can't burn down his house because it's made out of dirt he's thought ahead he's he's such a larger brain than i am i am a fool i built my house out of wood which can be burnt down oh i'm so foolish no no that's just that's just me and that's just me and don't do that no no no no no no we can't do that we can't do that i can't think of anything snowball we can just we can just oh do we do we have eggs do we have eggs we can egg his house i don't think i have eggs didn't i steal eggs earlier i probably threw them out didn't i wait what if we have eggs [Music] we're going in boys it's time to egg dream with our two eggs we stole from lumanberg we're going in this is a plot stream now this is canon this is canon everybody show up to the stream this is going to be an important plot point it's an important plot point boom 400 000 concurrent viewers let's go let's go i still have all my armor on i completely forgot about that important plot stream let's go let's go if you miss the stream you won't be able to understand the story oh he's still oh is his house is covered in snow he has a fence he has a fence well i don't want to egg him while he's outside i mean that would just that would just be rude frankly although he's clear in the snow he's in the crafting table it spawned a chicken he doesn't suspect he doesn't suspect he doesn't know he doesn't he didn't feel it his armor was so strong the chicken just bounced right off of him he doesn't know is he looking at the chicken where did the chicken go where is the baby chicken he did he saw the baby chicken oh this poor man his house is just covered in snow he she tried to plow it off but just more appeared it just doesn't work that way oh this poor man this poor man he's got the default minecraft music on we need the default minecraft music the first day of music let's play it let's play the music i got six okay i'm just gonna i'm just gonna alt tab here minecraft full soundtrack is this the good one how about this one [Music] what's like the meme one oh this one's called minecraft oh here we go [Music] he's thinking one day he'll remember he'll realize you can put crafting tables indoors [Music] he's making so much progress [Music] that's not a good dream you don't want to place that you don't want to place that dream like that goes boom that goes boom [Music] he's thinking he's thinking [Music] he's got a fence gate no one's getting through that ain't nobody getting through that fence gate oh he's got a little diary he's writing in it tomorrow to-do list i will build a basement i will build a second floor this is the opposite of speedrun this is the slow run [Music] he's thinking he's thinking [Music] oh the nostalgia is he's going back to his first day of minecraft back to his first day of minecraft he's writing dear diary today i talked to technoblade and he made fun of me because i have no house so i built the biggest house the greatest house the world has ever seen and i named it dreams evil lair and i built it out of dirt and cobblestone and also some wood of various types oh he's gone into we have to get we have to get a closer look oh the music oh look at him in this house look at him go [Music] i'm not stuck am i i'll be awkward [Music] oh look at him in there look at him in there he's vibing the powerful vibes the powerful vibes he's going out he's closing the door behind him oh he had to get back to the crafting table i don't think he has one of those inside oh he just discovered you can throw snowballs oh this is incredible [Music] he's walking around how much in this drive three minutes we're fine we're fine oh he's vibing take the water bucket oh come on don't don't take the bucket that's like half of it that's like half of it's not worth check come on come on that's very mean that's very mean let's be respectful here let's be respectful all right he's learning the ropes we were all new to minecraft at some point guys come on come on that's just rude that's just rude he's he's chopping down his first tree dear diary today i worked on my house tomorrow i want to build a basement it's going to be the biggest base ever okay we gotta get out here we gotta get out of here he doesn't know he doesn't know ready to go i'm sweating i feel like any second now i'm gonna get one shot by the axe crit because i don't have my armor on all right we read his diary guys we read his diary dear diary where did he go is he burning down my house right now oh he's cutting down trees he's cutting down trees he knows chat no no no no no no are you saying that dream has access to my youtube channel and would and would make me jokes no no no this is this is serious that's his actual diary right there he's got the crafting table the evolution of man you're absolutely right you're absolutely right to clan oh he's replacing it he's replacing it he heard me making fun of him he heard me making fun of him strangely still thank you for the 25 perfect time to throw a snowball at him lauren thank you thank you deuce thank you for the donation hyperspeed belding and stops working if you press any other key all right thank you andrew for the 25 british narrator placed some crops on his dirt roof perfect oh my god wait he just toggled creative mode he's building it out of diamond blocks dear god how did he get so good at minecraft how did he get so good at minecraft while i was reading super chat oh my goodness but does he have netherright blocks does he have netherright blocks he's so wealthy he's just flexing he's just flexing guys oh my goodness oh my goodness he's so rich he's so rich he's mine in it he's mining and he decided that netherright blocks would be better netherright blocks would be better he ain't building a house out are no diamond blocks that's for poor people he's putting it at another right blocks now he's building out a wood blame lame imagine not building your house out of another right kind of cringe kind of cringe honestly what's he doing what's he doing plant some crops on his dirt roof place a grass block on the top so it spreads oh oh no no oh no no [Music] that was almost bad i did not i did not remember i almost swore my monetization my monetization oh that was that was a close one oh oh he suspects nothing i have to calm down i have to calm down [Music] oh oh i'm light-headed all right let me get back to it let me get back to his house i'm lightheaded oh oh i need a glass of what where's i don't have water in the room what the heck i forgot my glass of water wait no it's over there how do you open a fence he forgot how to open a fence he had to break it [Music] i'm back where'd he go is he building it out another right blocks now this poor man he doesn't even have another right block house broke broke oh he's so unbelievably poor he's so unbelievably poor imagine not having another right block house cringe cringe oh he's he's bro oh yeah sure make your lawn nice but my lawn you can just leave a creeper hole in oh yeah that's fine that's fine it just spawns an individual one [Music] resize 2-2 wait they're all individual [Music] yeah it's always one map [Music] oh this poor man this poor man well you know what his house has gotten a lot better it's okay this music is a bit much it's a bit much i've had a bit too much minecraft music oh he's building what is he building now what's he builder now what's this for what's this for is it for the animals is it for the baby chicken is he gonna adopt it is the baby chicken cannon now which invis do i have like okay five minutes he's placing snow but i think it's i think it's just gonna fall again if it's not close enough to the torch i think just it's just gonna be more snow it's currently snowing why did he break the snow off his crafting table it's so the crafting table could work the crafting tables function was completely impaired by the snow it was completely impaired by the snow ladies and gentlemen put a snow golem on his front lawn oh i looked away for one second and he's gone where did he go oh god oh god what if he's fine oh no no he's not he's over there oh oh we're good we're good it's fine it's fine why are you spying on dream oh no dream look out dream no we're about to witness a tragedy no no he can't hear me his airpods are in no look at the sadness on his face oh no oh no man has ever suffered as much his dream all his work all this work and it's a cra he's so sad he's so sad oh look at him why is he breaking the snow is gonna keep falling it's futile dream oh that's a zombie villager that would actually be useful uh i don't think i'm getting it now i think that's his now oh not the creepers oh no the poor man has golden apples but the creepers they harass him still oh can he fight the zombies can he fight the zombies he can't he can't he's getting pummeled he's getting pummeled oh it's a minecraft manhunt 1v2 except it's zombies they're too strong they're too strong oh he managed no the zombies got through the zombies got through his defenses he's going down he's going down oh oh thank god he closed the door oh he's safe all right let me just blur a creeper over here because i am a good person i am a really good person guys let me just lurk oh there's one there's one over there okay let me just let me just punch this hey okay now i run now i run creeper yes he's in position dream will never suspect the creeper that's just really obviously standing on his front lawn he'll never know he'll never know okay we need another creeper we need another creeper where's the creeper at oh it's going in wait no wait spider leave me alone oh the creeper went off oh he's in shambles he's in shambles oh no i'm drinking another in this pot skeleton please do not shoot me that would be a very visible arrow in me from this point on oh the creeper went off oh his whole house is in shambles it's in shambles that poor man that poor man he just wanted to enjoy he just wanted to build a house and now the creepers have ruined it okay creeper come over here just follow me creeper follow me creeper it's scripted this is not scripted chat what you think i planned this out i was talking to dream okay two hours in i'm gonna make fun of you for being home you think i bro only like one month per stream has like an actual like plot to it all right on that and then we don't even follow that plot do you know how much of it was skipped for the trial you know they skipped my speeches again chat they skipped it again i might have cornered myself uh i i kind of just sprinted past him i kind of just sprinted past him that could i could have been one hit killed there oh no oh no oh no oh no he's surrounded by creepers the creepers are everywhere oh no oh no oh no oh he got knocked onto the roof it's all over it's all over for dream he he just wanted oh look at him look at him he's no oh no oh now i feel bad oh no man deserves this no man deserves to suffer his dream has suffered this stream oh no oh his beautiful lair his beautiful is his diary okay oh no oh the chest is broken his diary might be gone it might be gone guys oh no oh no oh he worked so hard on that house he worked so hard on that house guys ed it's gone it's gone did you just drink a potion oh no why his life done this to dream what did he do to deserve this man what did he do oh he's getting munched on by a zombie oh no oh no that poor man his real estate value has gone from three dollars to one dollar oh there's just a huge hole in his roof oh it's terrible it's terrible all right all right should i do it i don't know i i just i just feel he suffered enough guys oh he's pulling out the flame but he's gonna like turn around and like one hit kill me by accident oh no oh no no no no oh this is this is hard to watch this is hard to watch chat this poor man this poor man he doesn't even have the grass top use the snow top oh no oh no oh i said a baby zombie they can't see me right i saw the spider saw me earlier that was just kind of weird all right i'm going to go back i'm going to go back to my base perhaps perhaps i don't know i don't know wait wait let me check the timer now we got 10 minutes we got 10 minutes let me just uh we got four minutes of instability we almost got caught earlier man i didn't just went off at the wrong time this poor man maybe i shouldn't stand in the line of fire always watching skeletons fight each other is this our chance to sneak in i'm risking it it's for the audience retention no i'm not no i'm not i'm i risk nothing i risk nothing no there's an arrow in me there's an arrow on me we run we run we're out of here no oh no no no our cover's blown well actually i don't think he saw us but still we can't we can't stand there's an arrow in me there's an arrow in me chat we're not invisible anymore we bumped shoulders with the skeleton risk it are you crazy he's right there he's right there chat we risk nothing we risk nothing we gotta get this arrow out of my shoulder we gotta get it out oh it's it's gonna be so obvious wait it's gone oh i thought that would last longer okay well i guess we can just leave then all right the sun's coming back up mission impossible music plays all right all right this is it this is it xbox cat thank you for the 25 try trying to get this red one last time love what i'm currently suffering from a rare disease called epileptic encephalopathy and i'm in the make-a-wish foundation love watching the s p hospital trips are much easier thank you thank you xbox cat i hope you're feeling all right all right oh no oh no no it's not worth the dream dream it's not that bad you don't you don't have to do this dream no oh no it's not that bad dream dream you don't have to you don't have to blow it all up it's not that bad it's it's a good house stream it's a good house no no it's a good house dream no you don't have to no no oh no he's giving up he's given up on the house oh no oh it's all gone it's all gone no dream dream it wasn't that bad it could have improved dream no no he's given up he's quitting the s p he's quitting the s p this is it for him oh this is it oh no oh he's given up he's given up he's starting from scratch oh no oh this is this has been such a tragic character arc for dream oh no oh no anyways i'm gonna go look see if there's any cool stuff in there it's all gone oh i destroyed my giant secret base i told you about to build another one much larger oh i hit him with the k i hit him with the k oh no oh no that poor man that poor man his ego is taking a hit today it's taking a hit today this is cannon this is all cannon homeless dream is now canon guys he's canonically homeless that's why he oh he's locked out oh no oh no he's logged out he's given up for the day oh no oh that poor man that poor man no no chad stop saying this was absolutely not scripted this is you really think i wrote out a script for this there's a thing called improv chat all right techno what are you up to now this is script i'm kidding it's not scripted what are you crazy you really think i did like two like i did like an hour of netherrite mining before the script kicked in that just doesn't even add up techno what are you up to i was just watching nature you know i've really gained a finer appreciation for the house i live in haven't watched all this what nature oh you know you know i don't have a response to this what nature oh i got nothing i got nothing i i don't want to tell him i was watching dream be homeless all right that's just i i don't want to spread that out i don't want to spread that out you know it's that's just that's just too far man he is his dreams going through a tough time all right he just he just rage quit it blew up his minecraft house it's just just i don't i don't want to i don't want to dig it in deeper you know you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying alice edwards thank you for the 20 please make dream a little holiday home for an early christmas present that's how the conflict on the s p is going to come to an end we're all going to get together like the amish and just build a huge house for him in one day and he'll be he'll be like so grateful that his heart will grow like five sizes and then it will be a normal human-sized heart and then he'll just be an actual person he'll be an actual person from this point on that's how that's how the script ends i just spoiled all of it it's it the whole thing was a christmas story the whole s p was a christmas story you fools you fools you thought there was drama no no it's a happy christmas ending all right dead by midnight can everyone wish me a happy 15th birthday happy birthday [Applause] one second all right my brother came in to say hi and then bye in rapid succession the green nature what do you mean green nature what do you mean i understand i don't understand you were watching human nature there we go stealing that from my super chat like five minutes after yes say you were looking at the trees oh i was looking at the trees the nature of societal development i bet dream blew that up to send you a message what message that he sucks at building is that the message he blew it up to send can you call my friend bennett a cucumber bennett you're weird all right got him got him owned owned obliterated should we stab rambu wait i have to get my actual ancient debris smelton oh we're so wealthy we're so unbelievably wealthy look at this look at the unbelievable wealth i can't believe i only have one furnace in here i feel like we could get more of those i'm gonna place one down temporarily split it like that even it out okay let's get our ancient debris smelting what else do we need we got the we got the anvil we got the stone button leave rambu alone i mean he did just take a cannon death to like uh do it to what was his name clarencio whatever whatever the llama was called maybe you suffered enough i don't know i don't know man use a blast furnace bro i gotta craft all of that are you kidding me are you kidding me oh i have 16 furnaces in here you know what you know what chat watch this watch this i'm going all out i'm going all out chat quackity's online well now there's two of them i could stab both of them with the pickaxe perhaps i mean i have a pickaxe and there's two of them that's pretty fair all right that's not bullying the weak come on i have a low durability pickaxe come on guys come on this is a blast furnace you can't tell because it's underneath the chest but it is this as well all right where's another blast furnace oh here we go in the corner here oh it's beautiful it's beautiful and another one here oh look at this three blast furnaces more that's just naughty that's just not even necessary why would you need that you know what you know what we're going for it we're going for it blast furnaces in the floor let's go let's go i'm gonna forget which ones i actually placed in which and it's gonna be a disaster oh i've already forgotten i have already forgotten ladies and gentlemen oh it's so fast it's so fast oh what's that what is that is that the sellout timer is that the sellout timer i already got mendon we already got men in guys don't worry about that don't worry about that if everyone could just hit the subscribe oh we actually had 4.25 mil pug if everyone could if everyone could just hit the subscribe button oh it's smelting so unbelievably fast so unbelievably fast oh that's awkward oh it's so it's it's so fast wait where's my goal there it is it's just so fast 42 and then the rest is in here and it's all smelted just like that it's all smelted the sellout timer everybody hit the subscribe button hit the subscribe button while i quickly run back to my base so we can actually get the gold and the channel we gotta get to the channel number bill we gotta get to the i need to make the money i need to make the money but while we're doing that everybody subscribe subscribe for more nature documentaries subscribe subscribe i know we passed skippy today but we we gotta get some we gotta get some uh wait wait we gotta we gotta go all out one of us one of us the annoying sound of the bell makes you want to hit the join button it makes you want to hit the join button guys and also the subscribe button the subscribe button is free the join button is not free so you should hit at least one of them oh my goodness oh my clicks per second is so high i'm not holding down one button absolutely not i forgot to get the button i will go back and get the button chat do not worry do not do not worry but first you have to hit the join button one of us one of us all the green the green is incredible oh it's amazing okay i'm gonna stop this this is kind of kind of annoying i'm not gonna lie it's just it's just a little bit annoying all right let me go with the button and we can craft the nether right scraps solon thank you for the 25. lauren i thank you for the 25 should we get homeless dream trending well let's not embarrass that man further all right man come on hasn't he suffered enough hasn't he suffered enough guys come on come on all right dark green think of the 25 subs for the sub god pog pog hey tech no i'm awkward and have nothing to say so take my money sure thing shyla and thank you for the 20 what's up get that revenue oh i actually can't do it for this that's all right thank you for the donation oh yes so many channel numbers so many channel numbers the bell why does the bell work so well i'd like i'd like i had to ask for channel members without the bell and i do not get anywhere near the same results it's just insane it's just criminal we're so rich look at how wealthy we are what the heck this took a day oh we don't we i guess we still have the three another right scraps we're so wealthy how long did that even take us like like 30 40 minutes oh so many channel numbers let me check my subscriber count let me check my subscriber kick dear god i've been streaming for like three hours and 10 minutes this is a long stream it's amazing how long i can stream for when tommy isn't in the call it's like it's it's just so easy it's so easy chad uh all right all right get that we got it we got to put the invis somewhere we got to put the invis somewhere man rotten flesh rambo and quackity how are they doing actually it's time for more plot it's time for more plot ladies and gentlemen i haven't had enough i haven't had enough we're going to lemanberg baby wait let me put the wool away first we're going to lemanberg oh just dump all this actually i need that some of that we're going to lemanberg game chat techno can you remind me how to resize the mazes 2 map resize x z image url i think that sounds i don't know you see i don't resize the image in game that's how i do it yeah i don't use the in-game resize because it you'll see the item frame background and it's ugly i just i resize the uh the fan art like just before uploading it so then it fits perfectly so then it fits perfectly anyways repair the pickaxe how do i repair the i'll kill this creeper the creeper repairs the pickaxe slightly slightly she gets it it's not so easy to repair i need experience i need experience j listen it's fine it's fine it's got it look it's not even that low on durability all right it's still got like 15 that's a lot i mean i'm not going to go mine in with it but you know that's that's not let's not freak out here it will repair itself evil eye thank you for the 20 can you please say yes sira is a maniac please and thank you if you do yasser is a maniac i got paid money to say that i got paid vast sums of money it was incredible the annoying bell worked i'm a member thank you adequate oats oh it's the annoying bell is so effective it's just so effective it's criminal it's criminal frankly how effective the channel lumber bell is all right let's let's go on over to lemanberg rambo and quackity are on well we're gonna be invisible all right they won't suspect a thing they won't suspect a thing chat they won't know mine quartz why would i need quartz i needed some of it for the redstone door but i actually have a decent amount of quartz oh don't don't shoot me that would make my invisibility kind of pointless kind of pointless not gonna lie oh for the experience yeah yeah whatever it's actually kind of hard to find quartz because i think skeppy went through and mined a lot of it enemy spotted chat be very quiet there is the man himself quackity and he's afk he's getting a little bit too close for comfort a little bit too close all right we're gonna follow him boys he just fell in the pit oh that's so embarrassing always thinking himself oh luckily no one was there to watch me fall into that pit he is struggling to get out of the pit but he's thinking to himself it's okay no one was there to watch that no one will know no one will know that i just i just fell into this really obvious pit it would be so embarrassing if someone saw me but thankfully there was no one there to document me falling into the pit and broadcast it to 193 000 people that's what he's thinking word for word thank goodness he's thinking he's thinking i gotta i gotta get to my dogs that's the reason i'm here oh he's taking off the dirt all right we'll be we'll be back to this guy i gotta get to my dogs i gotta get to my dogs guys jonathan manning thank you for the 30 in a world of fire swords and multi-shot crossbows imagine losing a cannon life to the techno pick am i right am i right quinn thank you for the 20 techno can you say kill god 2020 is that is that bad am i gonna get i just seems like there's more meaning to it xbox cat i think for the 25 thank you so much for reading my donut this made my night i'm glad i'm really not good at consoling people i'm sorry i hope you're having a good time riley thank you for the 20 technology boy thank you for the 20. am i caught up i think i'm caught up oh rebel stars think of the 20 can you call my girlfriend tex a nerd texture a nerd all right we're sneaking into a man break they won't suspect they won't suspect a thing all right they won't know they won't know oh i have an idea oh i have an idea it's time to test out the hound army let's do a beta test guys i have an idea i have an idea oh this is gonna be good it's gonna be good all right all right chad watch this watch this okay so first of all could you guys all stand up please i have to it's breeding time it's time to multiply max you're the most important one here okay so people have definitely been here because they've all grown up they've all grown up multiply all right all right here's the plan here's the plan all right i need the i need the puppies to sit down could you guys chill could you relax no no no no this is not for you this is not for you here's the plan here's the plan oh oh no a puppy is going to war a puppy is going to war well it's too late it's too late it's getting drafted it's getting drafted let's go let's go boys oh quackity oh quackity where are you where are you quackity he was over here he was over here is he still here i don't i don't that was my last invis potion i probably shouldn't have wasted it but i figured i could get this done in eight minutes yeah it was right here this is where i last saw him i'm pretty sure my my whole set of armor is on i'm not stealthy at all i i thought i was a lot stealthier than i was there not gonna lie not gonna lie oh the dogs are the pr dogs are probably making me a whole lot less stealthy as well but that's fine that's fine where is he where is quackity where is he at where is he all right we're gonna look around we have to find quackity where is he where's quackity i can't believe i let him out of my sight he's probably gone back to le mans right right oh we got six minutes left we got a time limit on this guys six minutes left he just died that was a different time right yeah i think that was a different time quackity stream sniping pog i tried i'm not gonna lie to you i tried i don't think he's live i don't think he's live oh quackity quackity target spotted oh oh kill him kill him tear him apart go my hounds attack attack my hounds yeah get him get him my hounds yes hound army attack attack my house get him oh he's getting killed by betty he's going up they've treated him get in my house how did he stay up there code laser is just sitting there like what oh i'm so low wow the wolves got him amazing amazing i can't i almost died there i almost died for real there that was not a good idea that was a poor life decision wow amazing i can't believe i can't believe the wolves got him i didn't see anything yeah that's right laser beam that's right code laser beam wow i almost died that was a bad idea that was a bad that was a very bad idea i had 99 levels and i would have died right there with all of my stuff with all of my stuff in the middle of enemy territory that was very bad all right well uh the wolf army has claimed it's a first first victim now where's rambu where's ranboo i thought that was a person for a second i was like what the heck what the heck where is he at oh i'm invisible i'm invisible he can only see the massive amount of dog slowly getting closer he doesn't suspect he doesn't suspect a thing oh there's a polar bear in here dogs dogs are our natural weakness it's bad boy halo all right here's the plan i'm gonna punch ranbu and then he's gonna have to kill my dogs right in front of bad boy halo who hates animal abuse canonically and then they're gonna fight and then they're gonna fight you can't hit them or bad boy halo we'll see and get mad oh they're getting him oh they're getting him it's a foolproof plan it's a foolproof plan it's unbelievably good they're getting killed by the thorns they're getting killed by the thorns where's batboy halo oh he's seeing everything bad boy halo is seeing everything he just killed a dog he just killed it oh my god animal abuse animal abuse animal abuse i can't believe rambo is killing animals bad do something bad do something how could you they were innocent they were innocent he just opened the door yeah they were innocent how could you do this how could you oh my i can't believe this i can't believe he's done this oh hello there whoa whoa stop letting them in guys i have an idea i'm also here the three of us we should all jump him for animal abuse we gotta take a stand we gotta take a stand let's kill him rambo did i saw a polar bear let's jump him let's jump him yeah yeah let's get him yeah yeah let's jump him yeah get him wait i just splashed him with pots that was not what i wanted to do that was not what i wanted to do get them these team weights are not helpful at all they're not helpful at all get a he's purlin he's purlin he fears he fears where's my pearls oh there they are oh he's getting out of there he's gone he's gone we've chased him out we've chased him out is he this way did he throw another pearl is he being mischievous oh i bet he is all right here's my prediction he threw a pearl here but then he faked and went this way oh first thing i thought i was so unbelievably intelligent i was like oh my god i actually actually called it all right all right all right well rambo rambu got away this time he got away this time i can't i can't but we we've managed to we've managed to turn bad boy halo against him bad boy halo is now going towards me that's very awkward i'm actually out of potion so uh if i stand perfectly still he can't see me they're like dinosaurs if i just stand perfectly still he won't see me okay we're going we're going around here oh no no no yeah we're good he's afk he's afk it's fine it's fine he won't suspect he won't suspect we're good we're good all right hey oh i have a quick question hello um why i get that a lot actually yeah yeah i know but i it's just it's a very common question just just why i think the answer is usually because i thought it'd be funny that is true it was probably kind of funny yeah it was kind of funny but i am now fleeing all right well i'm like right on your tail so you'd better keep going i have a i have a strong feeling that that is not correct i don't want to see you around these parts ever again all right it's it's literally it's literally my it's literally just where i live it's not anymore in my house not anymore i don't want to see you in the mannburg ever again your exile you know what you know what i'm exiling you from le mans oh nice i'm going to get so many views because i can put exiled in yeah that's right exile arc for rambu let's go let's go that's going to be awesome actually but um you you knew that i had thorns right uh i can either confirm nor deny this information so but like punching me and then realizing that all of your dogs are just dying probably wasn't uh are you trying to imply that i would intentionally frame you for animal abuse in front of multiple other people because that that just is unsupported that is that is exactly what you would do i'm gonna be honest um that is that is exactly something it does seem like something that you would do i would not ever do that you you okay do you want me to read the look okay i have a okay let's kill him i'm also here the three of us we should all jump him for animal abuse it it really does seem that that's exactly what you did awesome i was like that was like five minutes ago all right i can't believe you're still on that you would change man i can't be held responsible for the techno blade of five minutes ago that was completely different okay okay listen all right it's not going to get bogged down on the past all right sometimes you just need to move on you need to look to the future but i mean at least you have your armor back right oh yes that is pretty pog yeah then you just you just tried to frame me for animal abuse in front of well it wasn't he wasn't really framing if it was true i mean you didn't kill those ants i did not kill those animals there would have been a death message for each one uh there actually is a death message it says wolf was killed by a little cut off camera grinding trying to hurt rambu and that is not how do you know what my sword is named literally it literally said it in the chat it also lists all of your swords enchantments you have fire escape two knock back two loot and three men in sharpness five sweeping edge three and then on breaking three in that order caught in 4k there is nothing in 4k there is i'm looking at it right now it's a little off camera grinding there is a dash in between the off and the camera how do you have my sword enchantment only the a has a capital letter all right everything else is lowercase there is a message right there you definitely check my twitter i am not it's in the chat what do you want me to say it says it right there it's got 11 attack damage 1.6 attack speed what more do you want out of me you got caught in 4k why are you stalking me it says it in the chat everyone can see this everyone can see this chat you're blind you're blind i'm in the same chat i didn't even have my sword all the time scroll up i did scroll up i can scroll up all the way to the point where i joined the game and there is nothing there are you stupid it's literally right there it's not there i did not kill them with my sword i'm seeing it in front of me i don't see it at all oh my god this is this is just denial this is just denial it's literally i can send you look look at my stream you will actually not see any message that says that oh look at my stream okay i'll look at your stream literally there is no message for me that says that did you disable those messages in your settings no i didn't because it says it right there here's all your enchantments what wolf was killed by a little off camera grinder not there trying to hurt ranbir that is not there's three of these messages caught i didn't in 4k you weren't caught in four then why does it say it in the chat huh i did not even use my sword it show you you can see the enchantments that's how you know i didn't just type this out would it have enchantments no it says it was killed by my sword trying to hurt me yeah why did it not show my armor what is that because you weren't yeah you killed it with your sword you killed it with your sword why would i kill them with my sword okay i'm being told only the owner of the dog can see it all right oh that makes sense but again it still was my thorns yeah yeah tell it's the judge tell it to the judge you know what you know what take off all your armor i'm bringing you back for a trial mister i'm bringing you back for a trial yeah yeah we're reusing that plot point let's go let's go yeah yeah oh no no no i am i am i'm exiling myself i'm going to get so many views because i'm going to put like relatively sad things to my titles yeah i thought i thought that would work i was like i'm going to go into i'm going to like banish myself to like a cool cottage in the north and then like tommy was like hey what if i got exiled and i was like but but i i'm in and then he just got like ten times the views i did it was just it was terrible yeah no it's okay but now you're getting now you're getting the views oh yeah i'm getting the views see the trick is i just go and like whenever whenever my numbers whenever my viewership starts going down i just like i figure out who's online and then i punch them and then i go i instantly gain like 20k viewers speaking of i just found quackity [Laughter] are you are you gonna frame quackity now no i'm they're just going to rip them to shreds they're just going to rip them to stretch yeah yeah get them yeah yeah get out of here oh man if you if you want i can i can come back i'm going to leave the dogs here if i log out here the dogs will be here when he returns yes yes you know what i can do one better i can spawn a wither here and then log out no and there will just be there'll just be a wither here when he gets back and he'll just get instantly jumped it'll be fantastic figure out how to ride a wither so then when you when you log back when you log off the weather disappears with you and then when you log back on the weather just appears i always think that'd be a great prank actually who the heck put this i don't ask questions i think it'd be a great prank for me to like go to like the middle of someone's like really important house spawn like four withers and then log out and don't tell anyone and then they start they start their stream and they walk over bam four withers that would be kind of funny but at the same time they would definitely know that it's you it could it could be anyone that has access you would not need a lot you wouldn't it could be it could be anyone it could be anyone okay actually that's actually true i could just run away from them and have them not follow yeah they they wouldn't they what would they do why would they follow you just like oh yeah i'm gonna follow him and let the withers completely destroy all of my no they wouldn't they would they wouldn't no i mean i could i could just leave the withers there and then run off and the withers would be in a de-spawn chunk so they'd just chill there until someone else came to that job that is true that is true you gotta make sure that's not i don't think i don't think the spawn chunks are near any buildings so that you could do that you could do that that is true would be it would be kind of funny but at the same time it'd also suck for every whoever's house you're putting it in yeah but it could get the clip would get at least ten thousand views so you gotta keep it in perspective do you get fifteen percent of all the ad revenue from that prank oh i should probably should that would be a good idea what is the chat talking about i i find it best to just not care what the chat is talking about my chat's freaking out i love i love how the chat thinks that like i'm gonna read it and then see something that they say and then completely change my course of action because of it why is my chat saying i leaked i've done nothing oh i've done they just mean they just mean that you're bleeding like your body is leaking no they're saying i leaked what did you leak a ksi apparently who's that a youtuber oh oh is that the guy that fought jake paul is that that guy i that seems vaguely familiar oh you spoiled ksi joining how could i have spoiled that i didn't even i don't even know if that's true or not you could be debating me or is it just the was it a photo of ksi is that what they're saying i i don't know did he tweet something did my entire chat just decide to prank me i'm just oh because i think quackity's putting down photos for whoever's joining and he didn't realize that the photos are going to be public like the maps and everything he didn't realize that oh maybe he just puts those are going to publicly visit maybe just put some photos of people you know who knows who knows yeah maybe he just puts up random photos like that guy like that guy who looks like he's balding that that's that's the gut there's a there's a photo of obama he put up right over here obama wait where are you obama photo of obama where's the photo of obama it's uh it's by the portal oh what's that is that the sound of the sellout timer oh i think it is oh if everyone could just uh subscribe to the respective channel of whoever you're watching write this instant right this incident if you could just hit that hit the respective respective subscribe button and that would be fantastic that would be fantastic yes hit any subscribe button yeah at any time you're gonna get so many spam emails because of that but that's fine yeah wait you said by the portal there's a picture of obama yeah it's by the community house at the community house yeah i don't see any picture of obama that's right i see you it's right over here obama's right there where's obama right oh there you are yeah almost right here that wait oh oh no that's here that's your that's not that's not what quack obama confirmed for dream smp no way oh my god there i think tommy it might be joining too i don't think he's joining oh that just seems a bit unrealistic yeah oh my god obama obama confirmed for dream smp unbelievable we should get obama on the dream smp i've been trying all right i haven't got anything obama i i i do not i'm not a mutual with obama oh you should try to become mutuals with obama i've been trying he follows a lot of random like accounts on twitter that have like three followers and are clearly non-political i think he just likes the names he follows like joe i i'm sure that some like consultant was paid like three million dollars and came up with hey if we follow random people they'll vote for us and so we just followed like maybe like hundreds of thousands of accounts doesn't he follow like six hundred thousand people yeah he follows a lot i don't know i don't know what the number is i don't i don't keep track of the timeline as soon as he refreshes it oh yeah just imagine obama's timeline i mean imagine having to mute that many accounts that's just terrible yeah i don't think he mutes them i think he just like kind of like he sees a nice post that he likes but then he has to refresh and then it's just gone forever he's never gonna see it again it's it's a tough life being obama i'm government he says yeah you can see the pain behind that smile yeah he's sad you should join the dream smp maybe you're really showed a little bit maybe he could get really should he'd get a lot of clout from that you know he would get so much cloud he'd be able to run again even though he's kind of on the he's kind of been on the decline ever since he you know he couldn't run for president again but i think dream smp i mean you get more subscribers than the actual president so that's kind of a wait amount to come back there really true if the electoral college would see him and be like oh he's on the dream smp oh you're allowed to run again yeah yeah yeah well he could be president of lehmannburg at least oh yeah obama for the president of le mansburg yeah yeah like yeah he'll win he'll definitely oh yeah that straw poll would be just in shambles it would 98 yeah imagine having to run against actually obama in minecraft actually the president like the the action is just over yeah yeah squid kid is squid kid joining the smp i i don't think he is i don't know why they i thought they were gonna get like sick fan art prop that was my idea i was like oh they're making a hit list oh that's going to be so cool they're making propaganda that's going to be so cool and then they just put up like ms paint no you have like one of the what is possibly like the biggest fan base of fan artists on the planet well actually i guess like k-pop exists but you know what i mean true but one of the biggest artist communities on the planet and you're just sitting here like truffles cut out of tommy in it i'm government obama i'm orphan but i am happy that's another thing bad boy halo in the sun apparently for some reason i don't know what that's a reference to are those sun beams or sausages i think those are bacon actually that actually makes a lot of sense yeah considering it's anti-technical blade yeah i see what they're going through there that's kind of stupid but don't subscribe to technoblade in the cloud that kind of seems like a last-minute thought yeah it's kind of kind of kind of derivative honestly you know they they just kind of they're like all there's some empty space here yeah just but don't subscribe it doesn't matter they they really need to work on their propaganda yeah it's kind of the no wonder they wonder losing terribly i mean look at this yeah they did they didn't even x out the subscribe button they axed out the verification mark wait i think i think the reason why they did that is because it shows that you're like not subscribed right so it doesn't oh true true but uh if any of my viewers see this button on their screen if they could hit that subscribe button yeah yeah it looks like that it looks if everyone could just hit that button that would be fantastic it'd be fantastic really yeah yeah you know i should put up a bunch of like pro technoblade propaganda and wait for people to notice you should that would be funny you could just like do like slight altercations to this yeah fan artists i need you on that pro technoblade propaganda let's go and it will actually look good too yeah it'll look so much better people won't be able to take it down it'll be such an improvement chat stop spamming the coordinates of things all right it's so funny because they're just like oh wait like my chat when you were coming over right they were just like technical blades on his way on the way and i'm just like oh my god i'm going to start but no i know i'm just going to do what i would regularly do and then let the bit go out because that's what you do don't you understand the technoblade's currently at x 25 z negative 36. oh and he'll he'll be at his current speed he'll be at your base in 2.3 minutes yeah they were just like he's on his way he's almost there and he's got a pick x with 246 durability look out look out wait do you have an ending oh yeah i just got it today okay okay it was pretty bad nice that's good that's good isn't that the one that you called quackity with oh yeah i've actually killed a lot of people with this today oh really yeah i was just kind of i was just kind of minding my business uh definitely not trespass and then three guys came out of nowhere like punk and frost jack manifold and they were like hey let's 1v3 technoblade and i was like oh i was like you know i could run away or and then i started hitting people with the pickaxe and it worked out i'm surprised that it works that well it just works so well yeah i actually made a video about i played it with i played skywars with the pickaxe and it just worked way too well i know right that was like a couple months ago there's like one video like all my fan site where it's like i got like eight kills with a pickaxe and like the very start of the round it's it's incredible so yeah who needs weapons when you can just we can just mine people exactly so is this anti-techno propaganda i think this is the leak they were talking about yeah i think that yeah this is probably it hey it could be logan paul joining it could be logan paul because he is over on that one jake paul i don't know the i don't know the types of paul okay okay i was saying that we should we should get scientists and then put them in a box and then make them think about their actions on the smp perhaps this is i think we should be showing this on stream probably not probably not yeah i'm just gonna keep looking at it anyway though i'm gonna get i'm gonna get closer fine details i'm going to i wonder if i'm going to check discord and see a bunch of frantic messages stop do not look at the photos guys please please what are you doing no okay i don't see anything stop like seeing it that's fine i don't see anything either so we're good yeah we're good we're good we're nice we're nice so you're gonna get actual fan art for your propaganda what what kind of stuff do you want on it hmm i'm sure the fan artists will come up with cooler stuff than i can make make the opposite of this yeah it looks good just this but like actually good it'll be incredible and then you can have different sizes and stuff i i can rescale it myself i'm so resourceful like that you know yeah i need to figure out how to use that application actually it's just it's just ms paint you just you just resize crop oh wait really is that oh yeah that works i i really need to learn how to use computers man incredible all right especially now you mind if i tag along uh that's kind of we are kind of enemies it'd be it'd just be a bit awkward that's fine if i were to like lead you directly back to my hidden base i already i was already there oh yeah but maybe you forgot no i wrote it down ah do you have that book on your person no i don't no not again no i don't have it in my person not again this is the second time eat why am i just as alone food oh he has potatoes he's going to die wait are you out of pearls i'm out of pearls oh that's that's that's that well that's that's kind of that's kind of bad all right that's good oh that's not good on my person okay well uh now that you're distracted i'm going to go back to my face all right now i just had i just had to delay you a little bit there all right all right sounds good now you've dealt with that i'm just gonna i'm gonna dip actually all right see you oh that was fun chad that was a that was a grand old time you know you just sometimes you just got to give up on hitting him and you just got a spleef you just got a spleef chat you just got a spleef all right let's head back to our base i've almost ran out of golden carrots today i don't think i have any more off the trade with the villagers nearby i still haven't repaired my pickaxe listen we got enough durability all right all right it's fine it's fine oh took no blade that was mean look he's he's alive he's fine it's it's full now the right you can't die you're basically invulnerable to damage it just slowed him down a bit it just slowed him down a bit another right can't burn anyways all right chat stop spamming coordinates that's lame i'm not going there boo boo cringe boo i don't think you understand how the server works chat all right how's my donations doing i'm a cable guy only the owner of the world can see it all right i have two options stay at work and use the bathroom or leave work and watch the stream you know what to do steve you know what to do pileo think of the 25 hey my friend evergreen is a huge simp for you oh i can say that word because i'm not on twitch i'm flexing if i say it in the chat ranboo will get banned he'll be banned from twitch i should hold that against them oh every time i get into vc i should i should just start spamming the word simp and they'd just be they'd be devastated they'd be devastated oh no oh no that's how i if they ever try to raid my base again i can just be like what a bunch of sims am i right instantly banned from twitch tos youtube gaming reign supremes oh oh what a coincidence 250 donation from sympathy that's how it's spelled thank you that was that was not that's a coincidence i did not know that was there welcome quackity all right thank you for nation owen thank you for the 25. you passed captain cubs pog quinn thank you last donut i hope you have an awesome stream thank you quinn thank you daniel thank you for the 20 take my money because my girlfriend broke up with me oh i'm sorry about that daniel taylor simp son that's what it says it spells out simp this is not a coincidence taylor thank you uh shrieks gaming thank you for the 20. i'm trying to get good at pvp any advice so you just got to practice man practice those crits so crowded mom thank you for the 50 the voice is great blood quinn thank you iron gamer thank you for the 20. all right we're caught up ricotta hi technically please tell my friend gabby she's a nerd gabby you're a nerd thank you for the 20. all right we gotta ring the channel number bell because we didn't ring it for the last sellout timer we gotta ring it one of us one of us one of us one of us channel members let's go channel members go go go and if you don't have money then hit the subscribe button hit the subscribe button i'm just i i wasn't here for the last sellout timer so i gotta do it now i gotta do it now hit hit the join button hit the join button wait am i running out of hunger because of this or was i just out of hunger earlier does this take saturation one of us one of us oh my god this has been a four hour stream my voice was not built for this it was not built for this chat oh the channel members they're coming in gnarly thank you for the 20 canadian dollars oh the channel numbers they're everywhere they're everywhere hit that subscribe button hit that subscribe button yeah one of us yeah channel number bell undefeated lily thank you for the 20 yo what do you think about oh i'm not i'm not getting into drama on stream no no no no we chilling one of us one of us cherish thank you for the 20 hey can i use the antarctic empire uniform for my minecraft skin well i mean i did i didn't make that skin so i don't i'm not really in control if he uses it i was one of the fan artists i one of us one of us bro i gotta eat food i got i gotta end the stream guys i'm ending the stream i'm gonna eat food i didn't eat lunch before this so i did eat breakfast to be fair i had a very very good breakfast so yeah i'm gonna go i'm gonna go hope you guys all enjoyed one of us hit the subscribe button ah okay bye

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 10,406,498

Rating: 4.9493375 out of 5

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Dream SMP, Technoblade Dream SMP, Minecraft Dream SMP, Technoblade Minecraft

Id: vm2nlOD7CGE

Length: 232min 12sec (13932 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 20 2020