r/Crackheadcraiglist | DEER DOG? DEER DOG???

is this still available yes no thank you oh okay hey there everybody welcome to MK my name is Jack and today we're looking at some crackhead Craigslist a collection of crazy concoctions categorized completely online crazy looking lamp it works whether or not it works isn't exactly the question here can someone buy this and let us know how it goes for the next tinder date if they can see you past this I'm sure they're definitely a keeper Jess fan so sad to see even jigsaws been affected by the economy GameCube controller $5.00 yeah that controller looks as difficult to comprehend as a normal GameCube controller so I'm not surprised Alaskan grocery-getter mate don't discount this it deserves the extra $50 just from that name award beautiful Persian garden chairs 1960s handmade in Tehran that looks like rust beautiful Persian garden chairs are 350 pounds free grave Baltimore County hey what I dug a hole in my backyard wanted to put a pool in it but my landlord said not now I have a big hole and nothing to do with it I don't want to let all of my hard work go to waste so I'm offering it to someone as a free grave to bury their love model touch my - dreams of a swimming pool can become an awesome animal in need oh how generous vintage vago can $500 $500 let's make it clear people rust isn't vintage target ball $15 just because it reminds you of a brand logo doesn't mean it has higher value six dollars each or three for $15 firm oh you're very firm on those doll prices who is gonna spend $15 on this ship ball thing noob selling only because I learned that you have to change the whole transmission to get a sixth gear how do you make this mistake IKEA corner slightly broken from loads of shaking oh oh drop from 1,600 pounds of only 16 maybe if you get rid of that explanation in the title you might be able to sell it better free human-sized hamster wheel free human-sized hamster wheel available for immediate pickup can accommodate up to 200 pounds fully functional not recommended for houses with small children or animals 50 pounds of shredded newspaper also am I expected to pee all over the floor as I'm I will not have this in my house any longer taking appointments to view the wheel this week Sandra Z triple Zed I'm going to assume the guy enjoying the hamster wheel in the photo is not Sandra and he's probably gonna be losing this without his permission could you imagine marrying someone and finding out this is there sort of like personal time enjoyment meanwhile on eBay less than that that's the photo of a baby something tells me they didn't mean to upload that black man blanket $50 that blanket stares at you as you go to sleep just Wow good night sweet prince someone is selling a new vacuum cleaner but uh upon inspection look to be fair it's pretty obvious that English is in their first language let's give them a break Dornan $40 I have a door Ram that was left in my house this afternoon by the Atlantic County SWAT team trying to make $40 up it to help replace wait oh man I feel this is like an indie filmmakers dream prop to come across homemade Rock wait 50 pounds each yeah but how do you know I mean hey kudos to the guy for being frugal I guess but what did he get the cement did he just like tear it from the sidewalk authentic $30 each PlayStation 2 e 3 promo pencils PlayStation 2 man how long were you holding onto this did you honestly think they'd be raising in value they ain't trading cards bro yeah my heart and with $1 oh I just need love oh and you've got 129 views and no takers that's even more heartbreaking giant air pod a hundred and $69 is it waterproof yeah you know what it goes right through it it still works even when you're sure man what it goes right to throw away big sharp he still has some life purchases so I can buy my mom a house whoa mighty the throat just a few more things onto the table to garner my interest for a purchase but hey if the guy was able to end up buying a house by just selling a red paperclip and training upwards I'm sure you'll achieve the same thing one day with a sharpie I'm not kidding by the way someone was actually able to trade up to a house starting from a red paperclip couch sofa 250 dollars slightly used couch soft gray no pets oh really no pets you don't say interesting I'll know all those p.m. scratch marks are from my kids no joke that is literally an excuse my friend go when they used to work in real estate except add proof stains into the backyard flooring and also scratches on the walls yeah yeah that was my kids so I didn't break the lease terms now some people tempurpedic bed for sale in working condition yeah okay take the note of that slightly use and liken you brand-new cost $8,000 will let go for 500 due to only one posting okay you ready for the photo here it is if anyone ever complains about my mess in my room I am gonna show them this photo rationally milk trim the stray cats outside strong cats milk is much healthier and tastier than that of a cow's okay if you say so ten dollars a job because of the amount of time and effort it took why does it look slightly greeny gray though that's concerning extremely rare I hate chocolate mary's mother spongebob character shapes cheeto $25,000 okay yeah yeah moving on the breakfast hand $10 oh and it's gonna watch it everything high-quality delicacy Oreo factory defect one side flips the most stuffing limited edition again $25,000 what is with people's they you're really over valuing your products gameboy color is it looks like a cookie why does it look like a cookie that are so older the literal B button is turned to a P ceramic ball pick up at glebe two hundred and fifty dollars for this thing Jesus created a Sidney woman a blue studio well it's a one-and-only though guys oh-ho that makes it worth a lot of money just like this Booga I'm getting out of my nose right now I will sell it for $200 starting now guys I bid in the comments below it's stripper pole eight hundred and fifty dollars ATV or UTV stripper pole that plugs into your hitch looks like someone's mobile stripping business fell down the drain anybody have any advice starting a business do a business plan yeah that's what they're doing also kind of hard to do a business plan me not even really sure how to start your business working stop lights working stop light originally for man cave but decided to sell it in good conditions nothing wrong of it $200 our best offer where did you get it yourself or did you just steal it also I kind of forget how big these things are like comparing her to that person's crotch there that's a pretty big stop light cosmos with paintings spot of paint 180 Tala see this is why the arts industry is always a least funded hell in Australia we recently removed the federal arts department and just merge them with public transport like this is why because people find this is art massage chair massage chair works good chair and mariposa chair knew about $1500 works good just needs a reupholstering come and say it all no one is gonna pay $200 for that I'll charge you $200 to get it out of your way honestly if you reupholstered it yourself you could probably sell it for like 500 at least I know it's probably a grandma who's selling it right now but hey put your back into it granny chainsaw bye chainsaw bike for sale works perfectly will have no problem cutting your way through traffic to work this morning but knows this just gonna go murder some people McDonald's food tray $15 food trays from McDonald's it is embossed with a large em in the middle is surrounded by a field of smaller amps really I can't tell maybe finally McDonald's museum maybe they'll they'll take it in pass some ones combined a Furby doll with a five nights at freddys doll um have you ever heard the idea of fighting fire with fire yeah this is why you don't hey heard you like nightmares we put a nightmare in your nightmare hairless kitten Texas hairless kitten five hundred dollars needs Schultz eight weeks old I'm a disappointed in you for thinking this is a kitten I don't know why my last post was deleted this page says no rules once again selling positive pregnancy test for $50 each need money for my kids make that man yours forever there are so many problems with this one it's even more concerning that she clearly has no idea why her post was deleted like she thinks this is a totally normal thing to do hint hint bringing the responsibility of raising another life in the world is definitely not the way to keep your relationship together shows are ultra rare Shazam VHS tape $500 Jesus why would you think of VHS tape is worth that much money I mention in buying this for $1,000 hi how much please $1,000 what $1,000.00 Oh too much thanks sorry play me to lose $250 $250 gives you two races from a dig or a roll I'll let you outrun me so that you can brag about how fast your baby is for $25 extra I'll talk to stuff on video before our race 235 we'll get the Premium Package video appraised me talking stuff before the race then admitting how fast your whip is after the race okay dude this guy's just found a niche market I don't think anyone's going into this business before it does he have socks for a company because I would like to buy some of his shares Samsung Smart TV $60 oh that's a bargain screen is cracked turns on but no picture it's a newer Smart TV okay but there's the problem with the fact that there's no picture on the TV screen mate I'm gonna save money just buying your radio instead Star Wars TIE fighter rolling chasis beats cab and here I put oh what a bargain Nintendo switch $200 okay that's actually a good deal at least if that was Australian currency I am selling my son switch I made him a deal to quit pooping in the show okay this took a turn apparently he cannot do that and thinks it's funny when I step in his steam is the movie so the switch is going it all works and will demonstrate upon arrival comes with Animal Crossing Mega Man X Super Smash Bros breath of the wild it's not the light is the full-sized one I know I'm taking a loss with the money I spent on this darn thing but stepping on a corn back wrestler and the sugar each morning it's really upsetting me cash only no traits please oh that ain't some prequel to some presale drama I've seen like do you need to go into detail about the boo I apologize to all who are eating right now what a top-notch 1998 chevrolet i can see that you've taken a lot of care of the interior by which I mean you've basically just taken everything out selling this deer if he boxes because he's bilingual okay yeah sure honestly I'd still buy it because as cute as hell bucket red bucket comes in handy during holiday season Christmas is over so I no longer need it turn this $100 investment into an almost unlimited amount of money during the holidays you you evil person the sneaky snakes been using this to get some free money outside of stores motorize pick Table four hundred dollars okay look if you're someone who needs to constantly be on the move if this is perfect and hey if you want to go out and enjoy a picnic but you're a country still in lockdown you don't wanna get caught by police the moment police arrived you can just drive away while still enjoying a picnic together put those crates of oyster places here once lightly used so $4,000 slightly used cheese buddy why's it so menacing now is your soul purified and organic because I only like to get the freshest of souls for my sacrifices I don't know what do you use souls for posting for neighbor he had a bum live at his place they left behind a carton of Mavericks never said he can leave on front step carton is unwrapped oh okay that's not too weird he also said he pays to smell men's feet if you are interested eighty dollars an hour oh damn that's actually pretty good no nudity or nothing else damn that's actually pretty good he said he can do that at public place or in park dude paste local high school graduate burnouts all the time Oh happens in his yard kind of funny okay hey whatever young man's gotta do to make some extra cash eh if young girls can hold themselves out then why can't men equality outdoor transparent table free yeah it's transparent you got that right hello yes technically the truth once its postback anyone in need of a male hold a thing and tiger doll if you take one you must take both free PME just throw them in the bin here yes this is apparently a thing that exists now strippers and birdies for the strip club enthusiasts who wants to see some cute birds and play with some keep birds jet-powered go-kart I don't know what else to say other than please make that less money so I can afford it peloton bike hey it's frugal I question whether or not that TV actually works though newer airports used once night if they're used once you need to have a shower needs fuel pump runs if you spill gas all over the carb will hobble up on a trailer 20 foot suspension lift I can have a picnic underneath it okay wow what a deal clean title front drive shaft laying in bed nice transfer case drop to correct case basically there's a lot of things wrong with this thing it's not worth the money some reason this guy has to look incredibly psyched out in every selfie he takes with the car when every foe six dollars to eight bottles and egg caps to craft Horlicks max what a Dale iPhone PC well I guess as long as you have an app installed in that thing that allows you to make phone calls it technically is a phone shopping cart $25 three shopping carts we don't use anymore then take them back to the store you've literally stolen them life you realize that that is theft okay for some quick context with this post this person just made a post to complain to the Craigslist staff who is in charge you the Craigslist staff have earned the flag categories clogged with Las Vegas posts get with it or quit and go back to flippin Fergus we expect you guys to show some smarts her this is dumb read this post and have a meeting then remove it that you guys don't like criticism her or good advice tell Craig I'm available to come on his stop as you guys will be gone soon create another category also here's a photo of my cat Joker chair $100.00 Joker inspired chair you know this could have been a really nice chair like a white perfect classic style chair but they just ruin it dance world famous ugly bird houses III make world famous ugly bird houses they are built with 100% lousy quality and high prices guaranteed do you have a neighbor tepee off maybe get a few and hang them by your fence they even look good hanging from my obnoxiously large angel at my front door I hate these and you will too what's that woody used to say it's not flying it's falling with style pet portraits $10 okay we can laugh with this but there are plenty of artists out there who have made it killing by making purposely crappy looking odds so let's not judge this too quickly happy camper tent funny men's box of costume adult standard effectiveness of pitch test depending on user for big-brained persons only ah guys that does it a foursome em cake thank you all so much for watching if you're listening to my voice that is as smooth is crunchy peanut butter then either you enjoy today's content or you forgot to change the video either way you should like this video because you enjoyed it my name today was Jack I have a voluptuous crack and I'm gonna go buy some confusingly itchy jackets off Facebook marketplace bye

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Id: R-cmc8wJUro

Length: 15min 23sec (923 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 06 2020