r/Madlads | THE ABSOLUTE THIRST OF THIS MAN

I lost the game blurryface man hey there guys welcome back to Ma my name's Jack I can't think of something to run with my name right now cuz it's a bit too early in the morning for me and today we're gonna look at some mad lads scam artists caught police arrested scam artist Johnny Young who tricked people into buying some sort of substance which he himself named the elixir of immortality upon questioning the police discovered that John has a criminal record being arrested for the same felony in 2004 1965 1923 and 1866 thought up this report was in 2014 if I hit 16 million subscribers I'll do whatever the top comment on this story says PayPal everyone who likes this comment and likes this story oh no your people attempt for clout has made you broke this song makes me want to play my wii without the strap on I tried doing that but my girlfriend always wants me to keep the strap on on oh wait are we talking about consoles oh no I don't have a wait can this video get the same amount of likes and dislikes no it can't because of me I'm only 13 and this is legendary and so begins your many years of misinformed ideas as to what sex is with a partner all the people that like their own comments seem to get on my level yes self-depreciation meanwhile in a slash teenagers posting on reddit until I get a girlfriend post number 66 hey he's trying when he said no one can stop him I paused the video you have done it sir you have won America is saved selling roasts $10 PayPal me 10 dollars then I'll comment ill with the Frick on your exes profile picture you know how bad it looks to see an Indian reject you guys swinging with a double-edged sword and Matt lat I don't turn on airplane mode in airplanes but I do in helicopters pineapple tastes great on pizza reply if you disagree I feel this is one of those ultimate posts to trigger half the world population I blame Pixar from my MILF addiction I blame your mom for mine drops mic well I'm not gonna drop mine mine's expensive he can drop his own mic I'm not making this sound effect yo can we make a petition to create an annual purge there you go I love watching these in bed while my parents think I'm sleeping see this is the great thing about being an adult on one hand no one can stop you doing this but on the other hand no one can stop you doing this guys guys guys earlier today no joke I jumped over a rock oh that's sad reality when he's actually referring to Dwayne Johnson but no one realizes why would you talk to your poop oh well I know this is a joke so don't you dare wash me our / moosh listen here yo the longer the syrup is on the pancake the Saudia it will become I am my own 69 like nice I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long imagine Rapunzel basically and she always complained about it but a mom wouldn't let her get it cut so one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted to cut to she came in the next day with a haircut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places oh and it's our locked away her mums very damaging a video titled bad ideas located at copper can't find me because of my location yeah that's how you do it buddy use a Governor Schwarzenegger show yourself are you glad me I'm so sorry Arnold I love you you'll be back this music makes me want to go downstairs and turn off the light then come upstairs slowly that is some confidence building music Thomas de Mai Marquis de fatherís often seen as a martyr of the royalist cause fatherless was executed for his part in planning against the people of France Oh probably been pronouncing the stuff wrong men under the Comte de Provence he is known for his last words I see you have made three spelling mistakes upon reading of his death sentence warrant you can never pass the classic of mad lads this is ah beautiful sir localizing Aurora Borealis entirely in my kitchen I'm actually subscribed to this guy didn't know he made this video I'm gonna have to give this one a watch today I was cleaning up on Lake and I decided to go inside the target and some kid was in there and a target uniform doing a bit asking people if they found everything okay that kids career aspirations of very low but at least more realistic than the kid who wants to be an astronaut so should I delete it never delete your posts and comments it's cowardly deleted can't believe it's still March on the 2nd of May 20-22 hit me with confusion for a second if you don't get it read it again can't believe it's still March yeah yeah bottleneck your PC a great expense oh boy boot windows sent from an iPod Classic Jesus this belongs into DIY a post by two fish I am actually only one fish I feel a little betrayed make a penis then they did it hey they even naturally had one of the Bulls larger than the others so you're saying they stole your art no that's my ID just people are saying that it is stolen because it was reposted from my this ID so you and planets quit for the same person I'm so confused yes nope we are not I'm the only one original artist asked me on my Instagram at planets quit telling me there's nothing more beautiful than the unspoken relationship between Opie and the guy with the top comment in this post [ __ ] you pilot flies private plane to Wales and lands a closed RAF base so he can go to the beach e f H it's supposed to be G I make the rules kid I want to become a teacher just to accidentally leave my PC open on in an exam I will make a file which is named exam solutions and then put this video in it I feel like this is what literally every teacher will be doing in the next three years like when my generation becomes all all the old qualified teachers is what we'll keep doing as pranks to our students every time to the point the rickroll will just become this annoying supid thing and then we could screw up they'll find a styler and I'll become a big thing again yeah circle of life i 46 male promise bye son 18 male that his mother and i would match whatever he saved for a car upon his high school graduation he ended up with a lot more than we could have predicted and now we don't know what to do hey you could always be in debt to him for the next 10 years wish I could give you a silver and got you fan thanks fam get me - no dude got silver for saying no can't blame me for trying I can warning this guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for 150 pounds he wanted to see it working first and asked if he could do a load of laundry after he finished he said let me go get the money got in his car and drove away with his clean clothes okay but to be fair this is genius watch SpaceX rocket blow up during a board test I played this instead of the real launch and my parents went crazy yay drama link here's one did you just link right back here no come on click it do it pop G cheaters trolls buy fake cheap software good I'm happy about this always stay grateful for the king - honey Taylor Swift fans reading this never forget this man made her famous be grateful when they posted that in the Taylor Swift subreddit oh that's where that's gonna end well pp this is no time to mean please don't know the song for all of us thanks PP so I was watching super Danny and this kid was put in timeout so we took a scooter and just booked it what an action scene that would have been I know this one was trying to hold him Mike pack but it's like you feel like an H on a package he's running away behold my extremely edgy post posting a rhombic custard to the deck hacker he'd run Jesus let me try that again or Lumbee cocido deca he'd run which has 120 edges to see how fast the mods remove it joke's on you it is not edgy enough sick of this channel being full of nothing but useless information a solid ten minutes of useless information again another channel I'm subscribed to that I didn't realize how to video of this posted now I want to go watch it it doesn't matter what ethnicity you are you all taste the same please never say this again but you don't understand it doesn't matter what ethnicity you are you all tastes the same I know I'll get a lot of downvoted for this but I don't even know who Kobe is I don't watch basketball and no one in my country watches basketball or plays it so I don't know who he is I only know one basketball which is LeBron James and I haven't seen a single basketball batch of my life so I don't even care who LeBron James Kobe or any other basketball ER is say basketball one more time mmm basketball the biggest troll award goes to this van that is some impressive detail gotta give him props sound designer here back in the 90s a friend of mine recorded someone taking a poop I don't know why like the Wilhelm scream it became a thing where we try to sneak it into commercials whenever we could I found that one of the farts in the recording made a great sci-fi door opening sound used it twice in this commercial I wish I could look at the link the flood is the door opening and you can hear the actual poop as the room could tracks when he says up there we smoked a lot of weed back then your username is the universe's hint at the next event of 2020 how disastrous is it well for starters avoid water yeah I think it'll be business as usual robot or not I got this stuff this is far too convenient this song makes me want to break into my neighbor's house toast all their bread and put it back in the bag I'm confused this is a good thing or a bad thing cuz I mean like hey free toys still dumb just has to be heated up a little bit and then on the other hand it's like ah yeah you broke it into my house and toast it on my friend not-safe-for-work how far have you ever gone in a game of truth or dare this is probably when I was like 12 I got dared to pee behind a bush that's revenge I did that that person walked behind the bush barefoot Oh what should i do on my cat deflates oh there's an inflation port right below his tail I use it all the time please don't spam first first can I get a follow while y'all at it he promoted himself roses are red violets are blue God made you gorgeous yeah but what the hell happened to you the neighbor who has lived directly across the street from the school for about a year took a marker and cardboard and made his own sign neighbor had set by noise during drive through graduation places Jahna shut the F up oh look at him he just look like he's dead tired - it's just add enough what's one thing about you that makes you different than most people I like to open people's windows at night and put dozens of geese into their rooms while they sleep yeah mad Ladd I'm also going to call the police I did that artiest pronounced our goose is the god of Pokemon our goose it's so dumb why I find it so funny well whoop-dee-do that does us for another m'kay video today guys thanks again for watching love thee come around to say hello hey if you found today's content pretty fun why don't you give it a like for us on the video if you're new to the channel always subscribe well with all that said my name was Jack I'm gonna steal someone else's outro and say I loved your faces and I'll see you tomorrow [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 494,037

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Id: vLruJy6pqZc

Length: 12min 0sec (720 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 07 2020