r/Choosingbeggars This Lady Tried to Refund a X-mas Tree... IN JANUARY!

welcome to r slash choosing beggars where free is way too expensive i would like to buy your jack leland's power juicer for 115 would you sell it for 25 sure but there's a 90 pickup fee fatty lmao i don't even have a picture on my profile you have a fat personality fat personality is such an odd comeback i'd almost be tempted to let them have it hi is this available yes can you do a better offer i can pick it up now what's your offer 500 cash now well that's like half the asking price so no yeah i see but that's all i have on me i'm a serious buyer okay then make a serious offer it's not my problem if you don't have the money that's all i have bro i'm a student okay that's still not my problem i'm a student too yeah we gotta help each other 550 dollars my boyfriend proposed wrong he's in the air force and he proposed to me in front of an airplane i was so embarrassed because that's pathetic i asked him nicely if he can propose to me somewhere normal like on the beach he said he was extremely sorry and he'll propose to me better next week i'm so embarrassed anyone else have any embarrassing proposal stories to make me feel better well buddy you've got one week to figure out that you've made a terrible mistake good luck this next post is from a tinder profile hey here are my non-negotiable deal breakers so don't swipe right if you are short less than five foot eleven live with your parents or have within the last five years have roommates have never been out of the country don't go on two or more vacations a year watch mixed martial arts or boxing like anime don't have a clean home work less than 30 hours a week we'll need to work past the age of 65 have ever cheated have kids have a cat or cats don't love mexican food are awkward in person do not take initiative so i think i'm getting an idea of why this lady is 35 years old and single though maybe somewhere out there there's a 5 foot 10 millionaire who's totally bummed that he didn't meet the criteria a woman in line at costco totally nonchalantly tried to return his christmas tree because it's dead on january 4th i saw the whole thing go down with my own two eyes about 30 minutes ago if i didn't see it i wouldn't believe that someone had so little moral values or lack of conscience so obviously this woman is just trying to scam costco and get a free treat but assuming she's serious did she honestly think she was gonna stick this thing in its living room it would sprout roots and become a fully grown tree in our house i need to say something and i'm sorry if it hurts your feelings i understand better than anyone how much the closing of bars in restaurants is affecting our bank accounts and bills but if you're sitting home applying for unemployment and whining how you're so screwed you deserve to lose everything grow the f up get off your lazy butt go stock shelves at a grocery store do construction work fast food deliver with uber nothing in life is free stop expecting effing handouts and make things happen end of rant so the choosing beggar posted that on facebook and then less than 24 hours later choosing beggar created a fundraiser a lot of people are in the same boat so i don't want to sound like i'm worse off however with the stock market crash my nest egg has been decimated and now my main source of income has been shut down for 30 days by florida's governor i believe closed mouths don't get fed and it never hurts to try something like this i still work part-time at subway and i'm trying day labor but my bills i've stupidly accumulated far outweigh my income at this point just trying to stay afloat for this month without losing anything i've worked so hard to achieve crying emoji if i were replying to this person's post i think i would just copy their first post and paste it as a reply to their second post yo what you willing to lease the house for it's a single that can be converted into a double if you have two signers as a single you would have a kitchen living room and bedroom both the living room and bedroom have separate full bathrooms if renting it yourself it's 1 250 a month if you and another signer both sign it's 810 each a month i have no control over the prices it's solely up to the blank house yeah you control the prices lmao it's your sublet no no it's my lease yeah that's what i mean you're trying to sublet it out to me you can control the prices on that the house is owned by a corporation they don't allow sublets so you're trying to sublet your room to me or you work for the printing house i'm trying to resign my lease over to someone else yeah so you can lower the prices on it and you'd have to cover the rest i'm not looking to sublet really sublet same concept dude a sublet is a release i am looking for someone to fully transfer the lease into their own name and the full financial responsibility of the apartment yeah you're gonna have to agree to pay a portion of the lease then man this guy is thick and even if he wasn't so dumb does this ever work like just demanding that someone else pays for part of your rent why would that ever work hello i was wondering if the cello case was still available hello yes the cello case is still available i'm assuming you're interested in buying it yes i was wondering if you would sell it to me for ten dollars i'm sorry i guess i don't understand the listing says i'm selling the case for three hundred dollars don't you think that's too much for a stupid cello case you're not even including the instrument unfortunately i bought this case at the beginning of the year for 400 it's an amazingly durable case and definitely good for advanced and pro players yes maybe 300 seems a bit high but i don't think i would go below 250. it has some custom hardware including locks that is definitely a contributing factor to the high price i could definitely give you good and cheap recommendations for cello cases those just sometimes aren't as protective then why are you even selling it also i would never take some cheap case my daughter needs the very best i'll give you fifty dollars i'm sorry but times right now aren't doing well for me due to the fact that i'm a full-time musician during the pandemic i've also just been trying to get rid of the clutter from my apartment i received the same case with a few differences from family a few weeks after i bought this one i've only used this case two times so it's incredibly lightly used i'm sorry but i don't think my case is the one for you also please note that this case is a full size i don't know how old your daughter is but this may be a little big for her i'm sorry and i wish you luck in your search for a good cello case wait can you sell me the other one is there some sort of special feature on it my daughter needs it i'm a single mother with three kids she just finished third grade and i promised her i would reward her i'll give you a hundred dollars for the other one please let me know when i can pick it up i'm sorry and i can understand being tight on money i just graduated from music school unfortunately i will not sell you my other case nor the listed case tell your daughter that i wish her good luck please i'll give you 175 dollars if you give me the case and a cello ma'am i'm sorry i'm not selling to you even if i did the size would be way too big i would recommend probably a one-half size but it depends on her height i'm sorry goodbye no we are getting the case take it or leave it i'll leave it thanks you b word f you you can't even play you're all a fraud and you're going to be homeless and die alone you b word then i'll spit on your grave this is like an r slash choosing beggars and r slash entitled parents crossover episode this lady is legit wishing that someone would die because they won't offer her a 95 discount on something on this next post op's family is giving away free scrap metal and then he gets a message from this lady is the scrap metal still available hi there yes it is we've got lots feel free to stop by anytime before six today to pick some out great thank you no problem i noticed in the photo there was a truck that held some of the scrap metal is that yours ah yeah that's our old 79 f-150 part of the deal no sorry it's still a good working reliable truck no need to scrap it it's just helping us haul stuff okay i live over an orient not even a five minute drive from your location i'll be home around 5 30 if you're able to drop off the metal for me oh i'm so sorry i think we had a misunderstanding the scrap metal is pickup only when i said we're using the truck to haul stuff i meant haul stuff out to our storage unit where we're giving the metal away again if you're interested you can come by anytime before 6. if that doesn't work for you we're going to be back here tomorrow on saturday just let me know why not just drop off the pieces on the back of the truck to me i'm 5 minutes away i don't have a truck to haul i'm sorry we're just not able to do that you can come over and pick pieces that'll fit in whatever size vehicle you have though i'm sure we have some that'll fit all sizes i just don't understand why you can't bring it to us such and such number on orion street is our address okay fine i spoke to my husband and we'll come pick up we need five or ten dollars for gas to get to you we have paypal if that works for you five or ten dollars for gas when she's only five minutes away unless this lady's driving around in a freaking tank this is full of bs hey i see you do art yeah i do i spend a lot of time on it i want you to draw my character okay sure send it over and then the choosing beggar sends a picture of a mostly naked character i'm sorry i don't feel comfortable drawing that lol what you said you could do it hello you're online i'm sorry i was in the bathroom i don't feel comfortable doing the art maybe you could ask someone else no i like your style i'm flattered but as i said i'm not comfortable drawing that and it wouldn't be that good because i'm not good at anatomy also i'm a minor i don't care you need to draw it look i'm trying to be polite but if you keep on pressuring me i'll have no choice but to block you what if you went business you wouldn't dare block me okay i'm blocking you now so i don't know too much about the laws in this situation but forcing a minor to draw pictures of naked people feels like it should be illegal somehow right at the very least it's super creepy giving away a free canon printer this was given to us free of charge we never got around to setting it up it's free pick up if i come to get it so far away it'll cost 30 dollars petrol can you pay that please man posts like this are so weird people don't give things away on facebook because they're desperate to get it out of their house they're giving it away because they want to do something nice why would anyone pay thirty dollars to have someone take their printer away when they could just throw it in the trash and walk it out to the curb for this next post op offers free motion and graphic design work as a side gig then after doing a free job for a client this choosing beggar wants another five hours of free work thanks for that also make me a logo lower thirds and outro i can but it won't be free i only offer one option to free clients if you i hope you die you selfish prick my sister is in critical condition and in the hospital give it to me for free i'm sorry to hear that why are you asking me for design work when your sister is in the hospital none of your business go to hell i'm giving you a bad rating i hope your business dies you're such a b-word that you won't give it to a dying friend since when was i your friend i'm reporting you have fun being viral on reddit well not just reddit youtube as well hi miss blank our team came across your company details and as of this moment i'm an influencer leading a group of my co-influencers right now we need a website and professional email so that our clients could see our previous works and brands we've promoted we're offering you exposure from all of our accounts five influencers total and we have over 100 thousand followers on tick tock youtube and instagram we will promote your company and feature you for 24 hours in exchange for a website and five emails this offer is only valid until the end of the month so you better think about it ciao here's a pro tip from a professional influencer if you have to beg for handouts then you're not an influencer that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this video then check out my patreon where i publish similar content also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 14min 6sec (846 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 30 2020