r/Choosingbeggars WHY DOES THIS BEACH HAVE TOO MUCH SAND?

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where Opie bamboozles are choosing beggar hello my name is blini and I'm reaching out on behalf of bachelor in paradise contestant and social influencer chase McNary since capturing America's heart on season 20 of ABC's The Bachelorette as the runner-up contestant vying for Jojo Fletcher's heart chases following and fan base has exploded in addition Chase's presence on the current season of bachelor in paradise with over 4.7 million weekly views has enabled his following to expand even further with over three hundred and twenty eight thousand followers on Instagram alone as well as an average of 250,000 weekly profile impressions and 30 thousand average story views Chase's Instagram platform has served as a valuable marketing tool for reputable brands such as Nivea and Bud Light and is only expected to increase as arena as the reality television world of this month as a Denver local and owner of revel social chase is looking to partner with an apartment complex in Denver as a live-in social influencer and absolutely loves your property if this is something you would like to discuss further please let me know thanks so this guy's argument is literally hey so I'm like super famous on TV so get me a place to live for free I mean honestly I'm not trying to flex here but I can't help but just focus on the insanity that this guy has way smaller subscribers than me and I would never dream of asking something like this but if this guy's getting a free apartment at 300,000 subscribers then at like 1.4 million you guys should basically be paying my rent for me so instead of paying your own rent I would really appreciate if you guys would just all forward your rent checks to me selling for $85 Canon camcorder is this still available yes forty dollars you're gonna bring it to me tomorrow low don't think so you can't be selling stuff and not be willing to negotiate the buyer makes the rules so agree with it or eff off and don't sell your junk WTF are you being serious my dude $40 and you're bringing it to me tomorrow accept the offer because nobody else is gonna buy your sucky camera I don't have time for your tweak or PS the flip stop wasting my time and you're gonna sell your junk if you're being a dick to buyers stop contacting me $40 and you're gonna bring it to my workplace tomorrow you need to be flexible when selling instead of having us take up your butts yes because clearly Opie is the one with the stick up their butt here selling 2008 sedan for $4,000 I'll give you nine hundred and fifty dollars right now no questions asked take it or leave it every second you wait on this offer I chopped the price by $50 the balls in your court and this choosing beggar sent this message at 9:50 p.m. so at 9:53 p.m. Opie replies huh so your offer is already at zero no still 9:50 take it or leave it nope I only had 20 seconds to respond shoot guess I missed out on this next post Opie makes custom cakes yes 11 is fine I would like to talk about the price sure as we discussed before I mostly charge ingredients finding fruit has been crazy but your cake is still 55 bucks I know we said 55 but perhaps we could discuss going lower it's for a birthday so maybe there can be a discount I am short on money because I've made large grocery runs so I'll be staying home with my children during this scary time I am sorry but no I'm already losing money on this cake because the fruit you asked for in the cake had been scarce and expensive I remained at $55 because that is what we agreed on I'm very sorry but if you can't confirm this price with me right now then I will not be making any cake at all I don't control the stores it's completely unprofessional to cancel my order the day before I need it what am I supposed to do about my mother's birthday with no cake selfish well here's a radical idea instead of throwing your elderly mother a birthday party during the corona virus outbreak maybe you should just stop being selfish and not have a birthday party at all hello is the MSI laptop that's on your stories still available yes I still had the one with one terabyte hard drive can I have it for 400 please I'll meet you at blank no the prices firm I'll only take the 800 nah I won't pay that much sorry then I can't sell it to you that's too expensive I can't sell it to you then sorry the f is your problem you scamming f I hope that you never sell anything you greedy racial slur effing scum you offered me $400 for a laptop worth a thousand dollars there's no way I would accept that especially after the comments you made because you're trying to scan me R word okay I'm sincerely sorry for trying to scam you I'll sell it to you for 300 bucks oMG thank you bro when can I come get it meet me at blank today at 7 p.m. should I go in to the goodwill yep now you can buy a laptop within your price range and talk smack straight to people's faces are you effing kidding me is this a joke I drove 40 minutes yep and you're gonna have to drive 40 minutes back on this next post an acquaintance message topi about a gaming PC he was selling is it still for sale nope why I sold it for 1,300 bucks why are you not gonna sell it to me I was gonna do 500 but I sold it for more to someone else money hungry Pizza skulls out for four weeks and all I got is a smashed iPad you ever Lola sucks for you can you draw for me thank you yes I can I take commissions what's commission well an order it requires money just like any other job you pay taxes you're registered under government not really I do this as a hobby and earn less than 300 bucks a month so I don't pay taxes for it you know that's illegal how much do you charge per draw it's not illegal where I live I checked but in the future if I make this my everyday job then I'll let the government know I charge 30 to 35 bucks depending on what needs to be drawn you can draw for me and my wife for free not paying you since you aren't registered I don't draw for free but you can draw for practice if I ever want to practice and I have no inspiration I'll message you hmm okay I'll need to by April since it's my wife's birthday so do it by then I'll do it whenever I'm free I can't promise doing it before April where do you live why I'm calling the police on you but do you think you can get away with doing illegal stuff absolutely I mean if you want to lose weight I'd recommend a diet plan with a focus on calorie reduction if you want to increase your cardiovascular fitness I could make a plan for that also would that be okay with you yes just give me a food plane and a cardiovascular plan sure just fill out these forms so I can get a few more details about you okay did that now what I'll formulate a diet and exercise plan for you which might take some time it's 25 euros each is that okay that's okay also my gym is closed because of Corona so I can only exercise in the park just make up one for that too okay here's a plan I prepared based on the info that you gave me it includes a weekly meal plan and exercise routine tailored to your ability feel free to check in on me if you have any questions about it or would like to make changes your total amount owed comes to 50 euros which can be payable in two halves you can pay it to me on PayPal at blank after which the full plain is unlocked this guy sends $25 and then refunds it 30 minutes later I just noticed you refunded your payment I apologize but I don't do refunds haha a few more on our word I printed off the plan and got my money back if you gonna do about it nothing just a bit of advice next time you scam someone don't list your location in your bio and use your full name in your PayPal account and then Opie posted an update explaining that because he knew the guy's address because he had his email and all of his information he just reported him to the police and apparently the police are looking into it so things might not turn out so well for this choosing beggar digital art Commission's open is this still available hello yes what would you like to Commission you see my daughter just lost her little bunny that neighbor's dog killed him and she's really sad that there's nothing to distract her from the pain of losing her little best friend she's only eight sweet little girl I'm so sorry to hear that I would be more than happy to do a portrait of the bunny I would need reference pictures as a start payment is due upfront and the Commission will be sent to you in two to three days let me know thank you with the coronavirus going on I can't pay right now I'm wondering if you can do it for free we're all going through rough times and doing one for free for a little girl won't hurt you at all your price is not that much so it won't be a huge loss on your parts I'm sorry to hear that but I'm currently not offering my services for free I was laid off and need to buy medications and lots of other essentials my prices are this low currently because I'm trying to get enough to get my medications my price isn't a lot to you but it's a lot for me these paintings taking me a few hours each so I'd be working minimum wage for them I'm so sorry for your loss everyone is quarantined so I don't understand why you can't do one for free for a little girl I'm disgusted by people like you in this type of crisis you can never help the needy ones unless you're getting paid hope you get Corona you greedy selfish grunt your family too your art is ugly disgusting you're probably one of the people that bought all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer Effy you I would love to get coronavirus and go cough on people like you my daughter will grow up to be a doctor someday and I hope one day you won't regret putting a smile on her face I hope people won't go up to her and ask her to work for free by weird lady she will have a real job saving lives not trying to rob people for art how long did that take you to learn one to two weeks and you want people to pay you should be doing here apart during this pandemic and make people's day you think people will buy art right now what a joke like I said hope you and other greedy mother effers get corona you have all the time in the world right now to do one illustration for free you're heartless you're a very inconsiderate butthole your art is junk and I hope you receive bad karma really praying no one buys from you what the actual [ __ ] lady if you think learning art takes one to two weeks then why don't you spend the quarantine teaching yourself art so you don't have to harass poor innocent artists for free art these are actual complaints received by Thomas Cook vacation from dissatisfied customers one they shouldn't allow topless sunbathing on the beach it was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax too on my holiday to go in India I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry I don't like spicy food three we went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish 4 we booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels we assumed it would be included in the price 5 the beach was too sandy we had to clean everything when we returned to our room 6 we found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure ear brochure shows the sand is white but it was more yellow 7 it's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Porto by art to close in the afternoons I often needed to buy things during siesta time this should be banned hey no one told us there would be fish in the water the children were scared nein although the brochure said there was a fully equipped kitchen there was no egg slicer in the drawers ten I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts 11 the roads were uneven and bumpy so we couldn't read the local guidebook during the bus ride to the resort because of this we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun 12 it took us nine hours the fly from Jamaica to England it took the Americans only three hours to get home this seems unfair thirteen I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller fourteen the brochure stated no hairdresser at the resort we're trained hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service fifteen when we were in Spain there were too many Spanish people there the receptionist spoke Spanish the food was Spanish no one told us there would be so many foreigners I've just gotta stop at this one dude when you visit a foreign country you're the foreigner sixteen we had to line up outside to catch the boat and there is no air conditioning 17 it is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy oran rule II guess before we travel 18 I was bitten by a mosquito the brochure didn't mention mosquitos 19 my fiance and I requested twin beds when we booked but instead we were placed in a room with the king bed we now hold you responsible and want to be reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant this wouldn't have happened if you had put it in the room that we booked today I learned that Spain is full of Spanish people who knew that was our sloshed using beggars and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 15min 21sec (921 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 05 2020